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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky Glazers, Nicky, Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's me Nicki Glazer. That was the

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Speaker 1: voice of my producer, Noah. Producer Noah's uh in Arizona. Um.

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Speaker 1: I am in one of the Cayman Islands, Grand Cayman,

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Speaker 1: Cayman is how they say it here. I am on location.

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Speaker 1: I've never been able to say that before in my life,

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Speaker 1: so I'm saying it as much as possible. I'm shooting

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Speaker 1: a show here that will come out at some point

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Speaker 1: and I'll be able to tell you about it, but

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Speaker 1: until then, I have to keep it under wraps. But

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Speaker 1: the biggest news in my life is today I am

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Speaker 1: starting my podcast, my show. I'm calling it a show.

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Speaker 1: That's why I named it the Nicki Glazer Podcast. So

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Speaker 1: I don't have to say I have a podcast. I

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Speaker 1: can say I have a show that just so happens

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Speaker 1: to be named the Nicki Lazer Podcast. Not that there's

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Speaker 1: anything wrong with the word podcast, because there isn't. It's

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Speaker 1: my favorite medium. Um right after uh, what is his name?

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Edwards? Who's some other people that can talk to ghosts?

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Speaker 1: Is making a medium joke? Um? Ms cleo. She a medium, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so. She's probably a large she was a

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Speaker 1: larger lady. Listen, I'm all over the place with this joke,

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Speaker 1: and um, what I'm trying to say is is that

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Speaker 1: I have a new podcast out. It's called the Nicko

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Speaker 1: Laser Podcast. You're listening to it right now. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening to it. At the top of

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Speaker 1: the show, I'm always going to kind of just ramble

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Speaker 1: for a minute or two with my producer Noah before

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Speaker 1: we bring in my co host slash side sidekick, sidekick

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Speaker 1: co host kind, side coast co side host kick, well,

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Speaker 1: side host. We'll get it. What did we side host? Wait? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: Host kick is how we end it because it reminds

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Speaker 1: me of what I would want to do to him

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Speaker 1: sometimes side side co host kick, side co host kick,

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Speaker 1: side co host kick. I think that's what we decided

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Speaker 1: to call him because it's like, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: say co host because that's giving him too much, and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say sidekick because it makes it

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Speaker 1: it belittles, it makes him feel belittled, which actually I

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Speaker 1: would like. No, I'm just kidding. We actually had a

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Speaker 1: great my new side hood side co host Kick and

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Speaker 1: I had a great talk last night before beginning. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't even before the podcast began. We just I really

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Speaker 1: recommend this uh for your living partner, because we're roommates,

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Speaker 1: best friends, and now we're starting a podcast together and

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Speaker 1: I'm currently on location for on location on location Cayman Islands,

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Speaker 1: big deal, and we were we've been bumping heads. Were

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Speaker 1: button heads, That's what I like to say, because one

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Speaker 1: time my friend was telling me about a band he

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Speaker 1: And that he goes, oh, they're all right there, they're

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Speaker 1: you know, their button heads, And I was like, their

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Speaker 1: button heads. I thought it was a term of endearment,

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Speaker 1: like those button heads. And so I was like, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like a Wanda Sikes insult your button head. That's

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Speaker 1: my Wanda Sykes. But yeah, So we were button heads

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Speaker 1: yesterday a little bit. And then I came home. I

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Speaker 1: had a little toke toke to relax at the end

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Speaker 1: of my long ass day of filming on location. Did

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Speaker 1: I mention him on location? And I didn't know? Could

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Speaker 1: you mention it again? So freaking fun. I can't get

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Speaker 1: over how fucking greed my life is right now. I

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Speaker 1: almost feel bad because it's I'm just so happy. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I got home last night and Andrew and I just

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Speaker 1: had a heart to heart and he got to tell

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Speaker 1: me all the things that I've been doing lately that

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Speaker 1: have bothered him, and I listened, and then he goes,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you always. It's always whenever we have these,

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Speaker 1: it's always me kind of dropping a bunch of stuff

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Speaker 1: do that to you because you make me jealous that

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Speaker 1: you get to behave that way and I don't get

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Speaker 1: sometimes you make fun of me or whatever, and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: place of like you're free with yourself and you get

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Speaker 1: and so when you do it and it doesn't work out,

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Speaker 1: not that's not his problem. That's problem because we've should

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Speaker 1: be Everyone should be that free, and it's it's that's

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Speaker 1: so much is because he is so doesn't care what

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Speaker 1: When those things come up in the in the as

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Speaker 1: and they don't. I don't harbor them, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like sometimes he probably does because you know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's a million reasons why, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't keep And that was really good for me

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Speaker 1: There's not a lot of times where I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to confront this person because it's really been building.

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Speaker 1: It used to be that way, but now better of

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Speaker 1: just getting out when I get it out, what about

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Speaker 1: And and because I deliver things in the short term

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Speaker 1: to process them, so they come out more eloquently and

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Speaker 1: probably kinder. So I have a lot of things to

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Speaker 1: the show. Um, a couple of things before we actually begin,

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Speaker 1: that I want to say is welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. I'm really excited to

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Speaker 1: I've done in the past. I've done many podcasts, I've

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Speaker 1: done the serious Sexum show, you Up and Um. I'm

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Speaker 1: are going on and make miss steaks and make up

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Speaker 1: for those mistakes and say dumb stuff that I regret

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Speaker 1: this show. I want to do this show. And it's

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Speaker 1: just such. This is gonna be such a fun show. Sometimes,

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it won't be sometimes maybe it'll get heated.

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Speaker 1: out of the gate that we can. But it's going

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Speaker 1: to change with us and as we get more listener feedback.

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Speaker 1: So please, if you're new to the show, subscribe, rate,

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Speaker 1: review and uh and we really appreciate it. Bottom line is,

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Speaker 1: the Nicki Glazer podcast has started. This is not something

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Speaker 1: like it. This isn't something you have to check in

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Speaker 1: on every day, although we'd loved for you to join

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Speaker 1: us Monday through Thursday and interact those the show in

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Speaker 1: any way you can. We want to build a fan

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Speaker 1: base here, or we want to just have you come

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Speaker 1: in and casually listen whenever you happen to have the time,

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Speaker 1: no pressure. We're just trying to have fun and and

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Speaker 1: How about it, Noah, sounds good to me. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm mostly excited about is naming our listenership, because

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Speaker 1: or any show is just that create and who knows

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Speaker 1: what it's going to be. We could coin it today, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we could. Can I throw anyone into the hat? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Please please throw it into the hat laser heads? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've considered it, and I think it would be glaze heads.

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Speaker 1: Did you have any like that? Like what it was called?

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Speaker 1: Baking cookies? Oh my god? And what did that mean?

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Speaker 1: That you were like cooking up. It couldn't be anything

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Speaker 1: from like masturbating to having sex. Baking cookies. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just called let's yeah, baking cookies. And then when you

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Speaker 1: Um uh, that joke was for my dad, who I

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Speaker 1: hoping for it, but like wanting to get a breast reduction,

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Speaker 1: having a reason to get a breast reduction as a man,

427
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,439
Speaker 1: because it is a thing that you can get im

428
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean the rock Apparently someone I remember I yelled

429
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 1: at he did something with his tits to make them

430
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,359
Speaker 1: look better. I've known men that that I respect and

431
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: love who are manly men who have had breast reductions. Okay, well,

432
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: then maybe I should look into that, because the reason

433
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: why I wear a T shirt is because I don't

434
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Speaker 1: want to look at my own fat tits in the

435
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 1: mid of night or sometimes what I'll do is I'll

436
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 1: sleep on my side and I never feel fattered. And

437
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,399
Speaker 1: when I sleep on my side, I could literally feel

438
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: my own hand between my fat tits. Now I relate

439
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: to that. If I'm just feeling kind of like more puffier,

440
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to feel my butt like sometimes I'll

441
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 1: itch myself with a pencil so I don't have to

442
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: touch my stomach like in an area like on the

443
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: side sometimes my love handle if I just hit it

444
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 1: a wrong way. And this is by the way, totally body,

445
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: it is more fick. You should This is sad that

446
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: I even think this way, but sometimes it's it's sap

447
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 1: that I think this way. But if I touch a

448
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: part of my body feels a little like, I'll just

449
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 1: I'll touch it with a pet I'll scratch it with

450
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,479
Speaker 1: a pen so I don't have to actually touch it.

451
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: So that yeah, and so last night, because I I whatever,

452
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: I've been exercising, I've been kind of focused on health

453
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 1: and fitness. Since we do we are on location in

454
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: a tropical area, and I have more time to do this.

455
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,479
Speaker 1: I slept completely naked, which felt great to wake up

456
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,719
Speaker 1: naked and to know that I'm comfortable without having my

457
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: own fatty tits affect my sleep habits well. The fact

458
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 1: that you sleep naked mere feet from my own bedroom

459
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: is going to make it so that I'm not going

460
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: to be sleeping well too. Turned on, Let's get to

461
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: the news. He says that line all the time. You

462
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: guys do heard it here first, So we're calling this

463
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 1: segment where Andrew gives us some headlines of the day. Yeah,

464
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: it here first, and you might you actually might be

465
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: hearing these first, because we do pull some stories that

466
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: we think are a little are important to know, but

467
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: might not be the front headlines, although we will cover

468
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 1: top headlines because usually front headlines everyone's already talked like

469
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: a million of them already hidden, so we will go

470
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: our takes on those. But there weren't any like crazy

471
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: ones today. But but there were some great stories and

472
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get to them. Please share, all right,

473
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: So the first story, guys, is uh, what what are

474
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: you asking about? It just felt like I was thinking

475
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 1: about how I was gonna do with the headline normals

476
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: and Nikki want to get mad at me. It sound

477
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: too much like a news reporter talked to the listen. You, guys,

478
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: this first show is that kind of a ship show

479
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: right now, because there's so much to make sure my

480
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,199
Speaker 1: listeners know. I want you to know that we have

481
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Speaker 1: one test shows to prepare for this day, even though

482
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,719
Speaker 1: it might not seem like it, and so anything, he

483
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 1: is a little bit anxious about some of the things

484
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: I've told him to work on leading up to the

485
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: top show. I also want to or the first show

486
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: I also want to say Andrew that I already told

487
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 1: in my private talk that you are already eavesdropping on well,

488
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: the first part of it that you may maybe biss

489
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 1: while you run my balcony and smelling my vibrators was

490
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: that um you, um you and I had a great

491
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: talk last night about um like our relationship and because

492
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,719
Speaker 1: we are we live so you know, people are very

493
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,239
Speaker 1: confused by relationships. Sometimes we are not confused by it.

494
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: We're best friends, we lived together. We're both heterosexual, platonic

495
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: friends who have never sexually done anything, romantically anything. It's

496
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 1: never been that way, it never will be that way.

497
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: We are best friends and now we're working on the

498
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: show together, and people have a hard time grasping that anyway.

499
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: Our friendship can sometimes be very um like, it can

500
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 1: be the best, and you can sometimes like have some problems,

501
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: as every relationship does. But last night we had a

502
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: great talk, fantastic. So tell me what you're feeling right

503
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: now so we can get ahead of this so it

504
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 1: doesn't bubble up till later. What are you feeling right

505
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: now going into this segment that I have bestowed upon

506
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: you to do yourself and to really take control of

507
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 1: um I honestly, it was completely sarcasm up top. I

508
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: just thought it was funny that I said I. I

509
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever said first story guys, like I'm

510
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: talking to an audience. Since we started practicing this, I

511
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with last night. I felt like

512
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 1: last night was a fantastic talk and it also helped

513
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: me probably sleep better than I have in a long time.

514
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: And why was I up till five? Then? Probably has

515
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: something to do this morning. So alright, so you heard

516
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: that story first, okay, and then although livered to already

517
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: funny story. Okay, yeah, oh no, that's so funny. You

518
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: already know the story that's coming, and you're like, why

519
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: are you laughing twice? I just I'm already laughing because

520
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 1: he is. He is incapable, And I'm trying to say

521
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: this in the nicest way. You are incapable of giving

522
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: of reiterating a news headline in a way that actually

523
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: captures the essence of the story while sounding like you

524
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: are telling something factual as opposed to you know, editorialized.

525
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 1: Feel you're already putting your spin on it. Here we go, Okay.

526
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: Although although liver diseases still affect more men. What are you?

527
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: That was all one although liver diseases was one word

528
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: for you. Diseases. Yeah, so let's enunciate. Okay, I thought

529
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: we were putting all the words together. Okay, are you

530
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: giving the website you don't want you don't want it

531
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: to be news, so I put it all together. Can

532
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: I do what I would do after you do what

533
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: you do? Okay? Although liver diseases still affect more men,

534
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: younger women are driving to increase in deaths as alcoholic

535
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: liver diseases up over to last year. Oh my god,

536
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: it tune if I'm a listener, as I tuned out

537
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: halfway through that. Can I can I deliver it as that? Okay,

538
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: let's do it again. Let's can you believe bro that

539
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: younger women are driving up increased deaths of alcohol liver disease. Okay,

540
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: that's a more interesting take. I kind of like that side,

541
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: Like I have told Andrew, like you don't. You can

542
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: put it in your own words, but just make sure

543
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: it's still the same data from the headline, like you

544
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: don't need to read the headline as we give it

545
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,719
Speaker 1: to you. Um, that was slightly better, but still we're

546
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: still working on it, But here's the story. Can I

547
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: guess what the story is about? Even though that was

548
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: really yeah, I think that recent data is showing that

549
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: liver disease caused by alcoholism has jumped significantly and shown

550
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: a spike in women, and women's uh deaths are shooting

551
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: that number up more than they ever have, when usually

552
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: it's probably something that is either fifty fifty or maybe

553
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: uh mostly men. But the pandemic and the rise and

554
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: drinking due to the you know, wine culture and it's

555
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: wine o'clock somewhere, and I gotta have my wine if

556
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have kids, or like, give me a kid

557
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: with a side of a bucket of wine so that

558
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: I don't have to being a mom is yeah, like,

559
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: oh my god, I need a whining children because your

560
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: mom's gonna wine over here. Just these dumb things like

561
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: this culture of like wine is okay to just because

562
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: you're a mom and you worked hard, not that you

563
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: shouldn't be able to join a drink of wine or

564
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: a glass of wine or two. Um if you don't

565
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: have to. Yeah, well it justifies it. And as someone

566
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: who is an addict and has addictive behaviors, I'm always

567
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: looking for socially, the ways that I can point that

568
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: the society is telling me what I'm doing is okay

569
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,479
Speaker 1: for sure, So I get it and need it. You

570
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: need it. But the problem is when it spends every day. Yes,

571
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: but listen to this. So alcoholic liver disease is more

572
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: of a threat for women because their bodies process alcohol

573
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: somewhere differently the men. We know this. Girls, we know this. Um,

574
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: we can't drink as much as men, even though it's

575
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: a badge of honor when you can drink a guy

576
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: under the table and dreaming. Dave Matthews. The trend that

577
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: began several years ago is now super charged by the pandemic. Yes,

578
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: staying at home. A lot more people are drinking wine.

579
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: A lot more people are being home, and like the

580
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: the little like happy hour that used to be an

581
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: event is now turning into like, oh, I'm just going

582
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: to walk into my other room and that is now

583
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 1: you know, it's cooler hands where I used to go

584
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: every Friday with the girls. Do you think it's because

585
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: also a lot of women are taking medication and then

586
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 1: now you're drinking on top of medication. You always hear like, oh,

587
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: if you drink while you take advil, it might hurt

588
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: your liver more. Yeah, I think that our culture just

589
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: is really making it so that women drinking alone is

590
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: almost like a cool thing now, like that, it's like

591
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: it's acceptable and it's just and it is acceptable if

592
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: you can do it responsibly. But if you have a

593
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: problem with it, you gotta you gotta just be honest

594
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: about your problem, because there's nothing wrong with you. You

595
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: just we don't want you to die, ladies. And I'm

596
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you for for getting up there and

597
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: competing with the men with you know, dying from liver disease.

598
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: But we can do anything, truly, women can do anything.

599
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,239
Speaker 1: We've proven it. But um, I think this is kind

600
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: of a wake up call to maybe anyone who is

601
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: hearing it that maybe he's like, hey, I'm I should

602
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: watch out for that, So just just be careful out there.

603
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: I think this is an interesting statistic that I did

604
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: want to include the story even though it's kind of dark,

605
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: as many of the livers of the women in the

606
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: story are for sure another liver joke. Yeah, all right,

607
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: so let's move on to um perhaps more a parted

608
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: up parted yea. So the next story is more women

609
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: are getting cancer. Oh my god, not the next story.

610
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: That's not the next story. And I'm sorry I laughed.

611
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: I knew that was a fake thing. Yeah. Billionaire Kylie

612
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: Jenner uh sparks for fury by asking fans to pay

613
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: for her stylist surgery after they got in a car wreck. Okay,

614
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: so tell me the details of this. Kylie Jenner is

615
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: a billionaire, um which a lot of people say. She's

616
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: not a self made billionaire. She came from money from

617
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: her family. I get it. Everyone is wrong with it.

618
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: She's still a billionaire. Give it to her whatever. I

619
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 1: don't really care, but she is a billionaire. Let's talk

620
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: about what happened. She had she has one of her

621
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: makeup style makeup stylists got in a car wreck. Uh

622
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: needs brain surgery. I don't know. I did do a

623
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: little digging. I don't know if they had health insurance

624
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: or not. And the number got up to wanting. So

625
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: they started to go fund me the family. Okay, his family.

626
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: Jenner shared to go fund his family, not her. His

627
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: family started. She shared it on her story. She donated

628
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Now, what I've learned is that when

629
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: she donated. Everyone goes only five thousand dollars? What the

630
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: folk's wrong with her? At the time, his family was

631
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: asking for ten thousand dollars and they raised six thousand.

632
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: She gave five thousand to actually get it over the

633
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: hump to eleven thousand. Essentially, now it's had a hundred

634
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars because she shared it. People are freaking out

635
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: because she's asking her her poor fans, even though she

636
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: when she shared it, she had already went past the

637
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: cast or what they were asking at least that's what

638
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: she brought up to eleven when they were asking for ten.

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Speaker 1: She still shared it, meaning that she knew that they

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Speaker 1: might need more, because why would you share it? Yes,

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Speaker 1: and her A lot of people are mad because it's like,

642
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Speaker 1: as a billionaire, why wouldn't you just go called them

643
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: up and go, hey, what do you need, let's take

644
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,479
Speaker 1: down this go fund me. I'll pay for all of it. Right, Noah,

645
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Speaker 1: are we getting this all right? You're getting it absolutely right?

646
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Speaker 1: And um okay, well I completely agree with everyone on that.

647
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Speaker 1: And she's a young girl, and you agree that she

648
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Speaker 1: should she should get shipped for not paying for all

649
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Speaker 1: of it herself. Do you realize that this makeup artist

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Speaker 1: as Chrissie Teagan as a client Chloe Kardashian. Uh, not

651
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Speaker 1: a billionaire, not a billionaire? Keep going, but why is

652
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Speaker 1: it a billion? What's the difference between a billion a

653
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Speaker 1: hundred fifty million? When you're talking about six I'm just saying,

654
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Speaker 1: then it went up to sixty. Why are we getting

655
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Speaker 1: mad though? At her? Like she didn't? This is my thing.

656
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: This is my thing with Kylie though, is like I

657
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Speaker 1: just want to get even. She charges thirty dollars for

658
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Speaker 1: a lip kit, right, and then she'll put a lip

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Speaker 1: kit that you need to Probably how many do you

660
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Speaker 1: have to get a lip kid? A month? Probably? Not? What? Wait,

661
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Speaker 1: we just wanted that Andrew doesn't understand what a lip

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Speaker 1: kit is or how women? How long does a lip

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Speaker 1: kit last? How long do you think a lip get

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Speaker 1: last month? Oh babe? Well, generally a couple of days

665
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Speaker 1: because you just lose it or you drop it in

666
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: your purse and it like the little compartments fall out

667
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: and then they get a bunch of like dirt and

668
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: like gum wrappers in it, and then they get all

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00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: over your other stuff and it's just unsalvageable. So but generally,

670
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Speaker 1: if you're using a lip kit every day, and I'm

671
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Speaker 1: guessing her lip kits, I don't know what they look like,

672
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Speaker 1: but I'm assuming they have about ten to sixteen colors

673
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Speaker 1: in them, maybe four or five. It would last you,

674
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Speaker 1: I would say, three months if you're using it every day,

675
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: and like a year or three years or probably you

676
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: would throw it out before you even finished it for

677
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: most of them. WHOA Okay, Yeah, women really don't complete

678
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Speaker 1: make up a lot of times. There are certain products

679
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Speaker 1: that you do complete, but most of the time you

680
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Speaker 1: throw it out before it's done, especially with a kit

681
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Speaker 1: situation where they give you colors that you're like, this

682
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Speaker 1: one stinks, but I like this one. Okay, But it's

683
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Speaker 1: thirty dollars for a lip kit, say come to six colors.

684
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Speaker 1: It lasts four months if you use it every day,

685
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Speaker 1: So then you're spending if it's four months, what is

686
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Speaker 1: your point? We get? My point is is that she

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Speaker 1: puts up a post with a lip kid asking her

688
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:13,479
Speaker 1: poor followers to buy for lips. And with these lips,

689
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna be as hot as me, and we don't

690
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Speaker 1: get out. I mean, maybe some people get after it,

691
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: but now we're She just put up on her story

692
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Speaker 1: a link to a go fund me, and everyone's like,

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Speaker 1: you're fucking billionaire. If she was fucking made it a

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Speaker 1: post and she was like, hey, donated to go fund

695
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Speaker 1: me and you can have my tits, then I would

696
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Speaker 1: be like, that's pretty fucked up. But she just shared

697
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Speaker 1: it on her story and she's not. You don't listen.

698
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Speaker 1: I like promoting giving, I like promoting altruism and being

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Speaker 1: generous with your money, but I really do want to

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Speaker 1: keep some things in perspective when we're talking about a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: These are things I did not know, and I pulled

702
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Speaker 1: up some facts from Sam Harris podcast I listened to

703
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Speaker 1: a really long time ago his podcast. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: reference them a lot on the show. I'm sorry if

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Speaker 1: you're not a fan, but these are not political statements

706
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Speaker 1: of his is. This is just uh facts about giving.

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Speaker 1: But he said, uh, Mark Zuckerberg recently donated seventy five

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Speaker 1: million dollars to uh sorry one second. Mark Zuckerberg and

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Speaker 1: his wife Priscilla Chan gave seventy five million dollars to

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Speaker 1: San Francisco General Hospital. This is a transcript from his thing,

711
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Speaker 1: and this is the largest gift to a public hospital ever. Apparently,

712
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Speaker 1: and yet the city's Board of supervisors supervisor's vote voted

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Speaker 1: ten to one to condemn the naming of the hospital

714
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Speaker 1: after Zuckerberg and Chan. Um they vilified Zuckerberg in this process. So, uh,

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Speaker 1: Zuckerberg and Chan gave seventy five million dollars to a hospital,

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Speaker 1: and obviously this is a wonderful thing to do, he says.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that this is the largest private gift

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Speaker 1: to a public hospital ever tells you that it should

719
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Speaker 1: be celebrated rather than sneered at. Agreed, same as Kylie, right,

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Speaker 1: which is what the social justice lunatics on the Board

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Speaker 1: of Supervisors have done. Okay, So that was his his thought.

722
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Speaker 1: Beneath the animosity of the supervisors is the growing problem

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Speaker 1: of wealth inequality Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg's gift probably seems more generous

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Speaker 1: than it is. Okay, So seventy five million million dollars, Like,

725
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Speaker 1: holy shit, that's a lot. Okay, he is worth seventy

726
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Speaker 1: five billion dollars. Then Sam Harris checks it and he goes, oh, actually, um,

727
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Speaker 1: he is worth one hundred billion dollars. Actually, and he

728
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Speaker 1: goes wow. Somehow between me knowing how much he's worth,

729
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Speaker 1: and today he made another twenty five billion dollars, right, Okay,

730
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Speaker 1: So Zuckerberg's gift probably seems more generous than it is.

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Speaker 1: He says, in fact, for someone with seventy five billion

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Speaker 1: dollars to cut a check for seventy five million, that's

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Speaker 1: like someone with seventy five million cutting a check for

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Speaker 1: seventy five thousand. Or for someone with seventy five thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars to give seventy five dollars towards some cause. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but here's the thing. Seven. If you give seventy five

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Speaker 1: dollars and your and you have seventy five thousand dollars,

738
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Speaker 1: that's actually more money than what Zuckerberg gave, because seventy

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Speaker 1: five dollars is more precious to you than seventy five

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Speaker 1: million is to Zuckerberg. So Kylie Jenner being a billionaire

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Speaker 1: giving But then you could say that that that proportion

742
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Speaker 1: no million, will go way longer thanto seventy five that

743
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Speaker 1: person gives. That make sense, But you still don't deserve

744
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Speaker 1: a bunch of credit for it and deserve a hospital

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Speaker 1: to be named after you, because in the scheme of

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Speaker 1: things you're parting with, you know, what amounts to seven

747
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Speaker 1: dollars from someone who makes you know, a very, very

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Speaker 1: livable witch. And you don't get wings named after you

749
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Speaker 1: when you give a hundred dollars if you're someone who's

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Speaker 1: a school a tenured school teacher, anything shifting on someone

751
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 1: that does a good deed, even though it's not exactly

752
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Speaker 1: on him. I'm just making a point about wealth inequality. Yes,

753
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Speaker 1: I understand that, but I think it's good if we

754
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Speaker 1: look at it from a numbers perceptive and say that

755
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Speaker 1: this isn't really the most that these people can do,

756
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: but it is good too. It would be better if

757
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Speaker 1: she gave more and said you should give as much

758
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Speaker 1: of the same percentage of your income that I give

759
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Speaker 1: if you And although that would be more to that

760
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Speaker 1: person that gives it, my my point is that she

761
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Speaker 1: she could have not have shared it at all, Like

762
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Speaker 1: what is that? And I guess they won't ever again.

763
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Speaker 1: Maybe she won't or maybe other people won't. I'm just

764
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Speaker 1: saying I don't think we anyone understands what a billion

765
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Speaker 1: dollars is, and the fact that I do, I do

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Speaker 1: hear when people argue, though they go, well, actually, there

767
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Speaker 1: they are worth seventy billion dollars, but that's in stocks

768
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: and everything. They actually only have like, you know, three

769
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Speaker 1: billion dollars under like cash, which does change how you

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Speaker 1: look at things. You know, And I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: stick I'm not trying to be like billionaires. You should

772
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Speaker 1: feel bad for billionaires. I'm just saying that if someone

773
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: does a good thing and they get shipped on, it's

774
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: going to stop people from doing good things. Yes, um,

775
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Speaker 1: this is just about the part of that Sam Horse

776
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: that I love about wealth in equality that I just

777
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Speaker 1: think I want to share with my listeners. He says,

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Speaker 1: most people just don't have good intuitions about the magnitude

779
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Speaker 1: of differences in wealth the just people now make in

780
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: a day. In a day, what the most successful movie

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00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: stars Tom Cruise and Will Smith and Scarlett Johanson make

782
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: over the course of many your ears or even a

783
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: lifetime at the absolute pinnacle of success in the movie industry,

784
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Speaker 1: Like I got into the entertainment business, and I'm not

785
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: gonna lie. Partially, it's the month I want to be

786
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Speaker 1: wealthy because I want to take care of all the

787
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: people I love and have a great life. And it's

788
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Speaker 1: not even the greatest, it's not even close to the best,

789
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Speaker 1: bestess to be and to make the most money. You

790
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: As a kid, you always think like a movie stars,

791
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: like the pinnacle, or like being a prince. But that's

792
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: so far off. But the owner is what you want

793
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: to be exactly. But you know, I want you to

794
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: make as much money. So if I get in a

795
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Speaker 1: car wreck and I need thirty eight dollars, I won't

796
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Speaker 1: share it on my story, but i'll um, actually no,

797
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: I can. I can give you a story, but I

798
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: might take it down before twenty four hours. What I

799
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Speaker 1: think we learned here is that Andrew thinks lip kits

800
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: last lifetime that's the best. And they do because they

801
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: end up in the sea as trash and they're not

802
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: biog acredable and and everything is trash. Uh. Next story, Okay,

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Speaker 1: next story. Spain is going to try out a four

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00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: day work week the pilot program. We're reduced a forty

805
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: hour work week to thirty five hours. I love this.

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Speaker 1: Spain's on top of it, Spain, CSTA. They already did

807
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: a good job with like letting their sleep. Getting more

808
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: sleep in CS is built in. I love the idea

809
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Speaker 1: that there is a nation. Yeah, well, good for them.

810
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: It's fun to be up late. Singleplate is cool. It's

811
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Speaker 1: what all the cool kids do. I don't think America

812
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: will ever get to a four day work week. We

813
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: are two, um you know, obsessed with working hard as

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Speaker 1: I mean, I worked seven days a week if I can,

815
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: and I hate taking days off. It's uncomfortable. So I'm

816
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: part of the problem. But I love that. Um there

817
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: is uh country that is. But you think should get

818
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Speaker 1: involved in that. Yeah, absolutely, because I don't think that

819
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Speaker 1: otherwise it's going to happen. I know shake Shack does

820
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Speaker 1: in that article said shake Shack in America does a

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Speaker 1: four day work week for their employees, and they see

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Speaker 1: an up the burgers on Friday. I mean they stack

823
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Speaker 1: the workers in different ways. The thing about this article

824
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Speaker 1: is that it employs more people, it creates more jobs,

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00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 1: and it keeps uh salaries at the same rate. But

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Speaker 1: the you know, and this is where like economics comes

827
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: into play, where you make one change and it affects

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00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: something else, because then that affects the prices to the consumer. Right.

829
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Speaker 1: But so we might have to pay more if people

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Speaker 1: are working less hours, but people are getting paid more

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Speaker 1: and there's more jobs. Yeah, he's the same, but it's

832
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Speaker 1: creating more jobs, right, I don't have a problem paying more,

833
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Speaker 1: But that's just me. I don't have a problem paying

834
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Speaker 1: more so that people who make less, like make a

835
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: minimum wage, don't have to work as long of ours.

836
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: I'm probably losing listeners as I say that don't want

837
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Speaker 1: to get because then they could donate to Kylie Jenner's

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Speaker 1: for her to buy a lip kick. Yes, the fortunate

839
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Speaker 1: week work work week also takes away from driving to

840
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Speaker 1: work as much. And also with the pandemic happening, I

841
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: do feel like there's like this like feeling like we've

842
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: all played a lot of companies proved that they could

843
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: work from home. Yes, that things can happen from home,

844
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Speaker 1: that you don't have to work nine hours a day

845
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: and you could be more efficient. You can now I

846
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: feel like everyone's take your video off drive to work

847
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Speaker 1: on a Friday morning and get in traffic again. Like

848
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Speaker 1: people are like like, I gotta, I gotta do it,

849
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Speaker 1: because then that's how I feel like I'm alive because

850
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm actually working. I'm struggling. You don't have to struggle

851
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: to feel successful or to feel fulfilled. Definitely the American way,

852
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: though you don't. You can't enjoy yourself unless they're struggle.

853
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 1: Put in It's how I live my life. Okay. Our

854
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: last news story, and Andrews, you heard it here first

855
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: will always be something we like to call why do

856
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: I Care? And that's going to be the SoundBite for

857
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: it from the first show that that lick um, why

858
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: do I care? Andrew give us a headline that I

859
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: truly need to find out why do I care? And

860
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: maybe we can answer Orlando Bloom get this, folks, says

861
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: he and Katie Perry don't have enough sex after she

862
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: gave birth in August. Right, Well, I read this and

863
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: he was being interviewed in a magazine, which can be

864
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: taken out of context. I've been interviewed before and I've

865
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: been sarcastic or joking, and then in print it's like

866
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: I'm the biggest asshole evert It sounds like I'm being sincere.

867
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: So I read further and it was like the guy

868
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: asked him, do you how often do you have sex?

869
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: And he said not enough? I mean we just had

870
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: a kid, though, So I mean that's still both those

871
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: things can be true, and it doesn't mean he's being like,

872
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: oh what more, she's a bad person because she's not.

873
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: And he did follow it up with saying that anal

874
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,799
Speaker 1: has never been higher. No, he didn't say that that's

875
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: that's inaccurate. I thought, Okay, thank you Noah for facts.

876
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: I want to go on record and say that he

877
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: said that, Um, I think this. Why do I care

878
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: about this? I think I care about it because listen,

879
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: I like that the journalists had the balls to ask

880
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 1: him that. I'm sure that they were drinking and they

881
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: were like having a little like loose conversation. I love

882
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: that question. I love asking couples how often are you

883
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: having sex? A lot of times people like don't want

884
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: to divulge that to me because they're saying they're not

885
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: either not having it or but I think it's just

886
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: a it's fascinating to me because I haven't been a

887
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: relationship in so long, and I think it's a it

888
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: waxes in waynes like, uh, what's that thing that does that?

889
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 1: I mean, how long do you? How long or whatever?

890
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 1: But how long do you should you expect your wife

891
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 1: to want to have sex with you after she just

892
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: threw a kid out of her vagina? Like you know

893
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: what I mean, like or needs to have sex or

894
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: would like to be intimate with you and you have

895
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: just given birth. It should obviously never happen unless you

896
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: are wanting it to happen too. But then you should

897
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: allow him to watch porn or maybe partake in something

898
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: outside of you that um that would be purely sexual

899
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: and not something that would jeopardize your emotional relationship or

900
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: your sexual health. So you're saying he should have sex

901
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: outside the marriage if your wife just gave out a bit. No,

902
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 1: I mean it should be consented, but I think women

903
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: should consider like letting there. If you don't want to

904
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: suck your husband, let someone else do it. And then

905
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: a guy is not going to go have sex with

906
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: some girl that's just like a Fuco buried guy, and

907
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: he's not gonna fall in love with her. He's just

908
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: gonna come and then he's gonna come back home to you,

909
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: and he's gonna be in a good mood because you

910
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 1: let him go just do this thing. That is my thought.

911
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are many people that would never let

912
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: that happen, but that is my thought, and I know

913
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: I just probably lost a lot of female listeners. I'm

914
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: not saying that for everyone. That is, if you are

915
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: okay with that, but I think you I think a

916
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: lot of men. Uh, that would be a good answer

917
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: to a lot of this, like, oh, I don't have

918
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: enough sex and I don't want to have sex with him,

919
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: but I love him and I will again someday, but

920
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: just not right now. Okay, go find a girl who

921
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: wants to give you a blowjob. So I guess I

922
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: get what you're saying. I think, like, look, just because

923
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: you can't come and have sex doesn't mean that you should.

924
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: That you should also feel this burden. So if you come,

925
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: you'll be happier. And I shouldn't have my ship deal

926
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: with your ship, but you caused that ship by coming

927
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 1: in my show. I just don't think that everyone should

928
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: expect their partner to feel the exact same way they

929
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: do people. Even though you're in a partnership, your partner

930
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: might have different feelings about something that you do, and

931
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: you shouldn't shame them for that. Feeling of wanting to

932
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: have sex and wanting to have a physical connection with

933
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: someone that honestly might not have jeopardize what you guys

934
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: have if you allow it. I'm not trying to be

935
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: like polyamorous, like free love. I'm not in a relationship.

936
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: So I'm talking out of line. I don't know what

937
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: that's like. I will, I will. Uh So, don't get

938
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: mad at me. But that's just my thoughts. I do

939
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: think there's women at home that had a baby and

940
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: they're fucking going crazy right now thinking that. No, I'm

941
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: not saying that that. It's like I'm punished and you should.

942
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: You should be cuck holded and let your husband go

943
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: f some what if you don't want that? But I

944
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: think that women should maybe try to arrive at a

945
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: place that's like they can look at sex as like

946
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: going to get a bite of food like that to

947
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: a guy, because I do think that guys feel like

948
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: nutting sometimes is as dumb as like a really good burger.

949
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: They're not thinking about the burger afterwards. They're not trying

950
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 1: to run away with the burger and leave their family

951
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: for the burger. And I'm not saying that women are burgers. Okay,

952
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: that's our news segment. Let's play a little game called

953
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: top two bottom two. That's when we go around the

954
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: circle with producer Noah Andrew and myself and we say

955
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: our top two bottom two of any certain category today. Noah,

956
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: what is our category? The categories gifts. Okay, top two

957
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: bottom two gifts you've received. Now, these are gonna be

958
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: the top two greatest gifts you've received and the top

959
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 1: two or the bottom two worst gifts you've received. Let's

960
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: start with bottoms. Will each start with one bottom. Noah

961
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 1: kick Us Off produced a Noah kick Us Off. What

962
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: is one of the worst gifts you've ever received? Okay,

963
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: A hand knitted sweater that looks like a like a

964
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: baby sweater. It's an adults Yeah, and personally showed you, Um,

965
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: what did you do with that sweater? Because it was

966
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: given to you? Can you say who gave it to you?

967
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't. I want you to only disclose

968
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: as much as you want, because the person would be like,

969
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: I gave it my mom, who I haven't spoken to

970
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: in a while, like gave it to me as a gift,

971
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: and I you know, I'm trying to keep the lines

972
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: open and be positive. So right now, is just rolled

973
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: up into a ball, stuffed on on a shelf all

974
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: the way in the corner of my closet. It looks

975
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: like something you addressed a a baby before it's funeral.

976
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: In like, it looks like an eighteen hundreds get more

977
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: value if the person takes longer making gifts. But this

978
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: is something like I think to Noah, and based on

979
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: your relationship with your mom that has had like it's

980
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: rough times, you're receiving a gift that is so something

981
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: you would not want. Ads it's almost more insulting because

982
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: you're like, she doesn't know me at all. And I

983
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: think that's what hurts about gifts sometimes so much is

984
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: not the heart can go into it, but it doesn't

985
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: no matter how much time. It's that this person doesn't

986
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 1: know me. And that's what I just learned of them,

987
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: right exactly. It's so funny because I'm gonna go right

988
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: into the same exact kind of style of gift. My

989
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: mom bought me and my two brothers a Denom vest

990
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: exactly the same one. I'm not cold. I was twenty

991
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 1: no no, I was thirty five years old. That makes

992
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: me like she bought all den I felt like, initially,

993
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: my first thought is my mom is finally okay with

994
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: me being gay, and this is the way she wants

995
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: to show me first. And your brothers and my brothers

996
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: that are married with kids. Uh, it was like, I

997
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: don't know when you wear denim vests. What did she

998
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: give it to you? What occasion it was for? Hankah okay, yeah?

999
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: And did you guys make fun of her? Was it

1000
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: like funny that okay? Yeah, we made fun of her.

1001
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: To her, we always think fun of her because my

1002
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: mom has amazing fashion. She buys us close her product

1003
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: everything beautiful everything. Meza, sure she got a costco it was.

1004
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: It was actually okay, so she did spend a lot

1005
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: of money and it was probably designer, but it was

1006
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: it was It was in fires so badly that you

1007
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: three brothers took a picture with your dad invests on.

1008
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh, this is funny. We can all

1009
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: read like we hated him so much we didn't even think, well,

1010
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: they're recycled now and that was your like that was

1011
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: the last night of Hanaka gift. I think that was

1012
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: the only because we stopped talking to her the second day.

1013
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: One of my bottom two worst gifts ever was a

1014
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: baby doll my dad brought home from me when I

1015
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: was probably four or five. It is one of my

1016
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: earliest memories and it was the first time that I

1017
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: realized my family might be poor. And my dad brought

1018
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 1: home a um uh into a garage salie on his

1019
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: way home from work, and he was like, nick, I

1020
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: got you this baby doll and it was naked and like,

1021
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: you know, like old but like and I felt so

1022
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 1: bad for my dad because I was like, he's trying

1023
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: to like give me this gift. That's like it. And

1024
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: I cried so hard alone in my room and I

1025
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep that that night because I was like, my

1026
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: dad is like it was just like a gift that

1027
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 1: you'd see, like a dad in the Great Depression give

1028
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 1: his kid to be like, I don't got nothing for you,

1029
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: but I got something. I pulled her out of the

1030
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: trash and I even at they before I could like

1031
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: have pity for my dad. And I remember I went

1032
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: into their bedroom late at night and I was like,

1033
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: I can't sleep and they were like, NICKI wine. I

1034
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 1: was like, because that that naked. And I couldn't explain

1035
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: what I was feeling, but what it was feeling was

1036
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: embarrassment on behalf of my dad. But when I look

1037
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: back on at it, like I don't know if you're

1038
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 1: getting teared, but like I'm getting tarried even thinking about

1039
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: it that he tried like that, my dad supped a

1040
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: garage sale, and like, I just can't believe that you

1041
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: thought process at that age. I would just be like

1042
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: sad that my dad got me such a shitty I

1043
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: was like a smart kid that was very emotionally aware

1044
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: of things that I didn't even understand. And I'm not

1045
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: bragging by saying I'm smart. I'm just I just was

1046
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: like a very emotionally intelligent child beyond probably more so

1047
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: than I am. Now. I've pushed so much of it down. Okay,

1048
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: so let's get into, uh, your one of your top gifts, okay. Um.

1049
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: A top gift of mine was custom ray bands that

1050
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: my friend Roland got me, and he based it off

1051
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: a picture of Lady Gaga wearing her ray bands. Oh

1052
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: he got you, Yeah, he got you the ray bands

1053
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: of that picture I took where you by the way,

1054
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: you guys know Ah producer Noah looks exactly like Lady Gaga.

1055
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: We were what were we watching the other day? Andrew

1056
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: that We were like, holy shit, she is so Gaga.

1057
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,919
Speaker 1: We're watching some Gaga clips. And Andrews goes, I can't

1058
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: believe how much Noah is Gaga. I mean, it's insane.

1059
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: So I found a picture of Lady Gaga at Serious

1060
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: XM studios where I originally met. No she was my

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00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: producer on my show You Up with THINKI Lazer and

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00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 1: now she's my producer on the Nicki Lazer podcast with

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00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio and Big Money Players. But she um I

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00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: sent her this picture of Lady Gaga in Sirius XM

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00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: at a certain studio that we could recreate the shot

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00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 1: and she would look exactly like it. And Roland, our

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00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: friend Roland, who was the talent is the talent booker

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00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: over at Sirius XM. He got you a pair of

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00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: those exact same rave bands so we could recreate the shot. Yeah,

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00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 1: so that's one of my favorite gifts. We gotta put

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00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,720
Speaker 1: up that picture. I lost those glasses for two years

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00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: and I was so bummed, and I recently found them

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00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 1: in a suitcase. Oh isn't that the best feeling? Noah,

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00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: you have to post that picture. Guys, go see the

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00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: two picture comparisons, because we we took those pictures. I

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00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: took that picture of you right to recreate the Gaga

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00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: one he did. Yeah, we did a great job. That

1078
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: you can see how much she looks like her. So

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00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: no one's gonna put that in her stories or maybe

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00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: on her main post on Instagram, and you can follow

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00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: Noah at Noah Injection N O A injection I N

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00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: J E C T I O N on Instagram. And

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00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: Andrew Collin you can follow him on Instagram. And Andrew T. Colin,

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00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: Not Collins Collins C O L L I N Andrew T. Colin,

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00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: Andrew T. Collin. What is your top gift me? And

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00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: my top if is I think from my grandparents. When

1087
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: I was a kid, you would get a letter from

1088
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: my birthday and it would be hard cash and it'd

1089
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: be like two. I think you were going to say,

1090
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: it's like this handwritten letter that would really touch my heart.

1091
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 1: But it was just the cash. Yeah, but the cash

1092
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: was so crisp. It was and you could feel it

1093
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: and you could smell it. And when your kid two

1094
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,919
Speaker 1: hundred dollar bills, you could you're Bill Gates, You're Kylie generally, Yeah,

1095
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: you're that kid in blank check. Yeah it's and now

1096
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,799
Speaker 1: you get a venmo, you know, you get a vemo

1097
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: for forty grand and when it feels, but it depends

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00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: on what a boji was attached to it. Yeah, and

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00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: if it was put on private or public, you know,

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00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: like an eggplan in like fifty grand, but yeah, no,

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00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: but just that hard cash. Yeah, that's great that and

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00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: that's so nice that they my uncle TV used to

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00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: always put to a crisp t dollar bills is like

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00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: a joke in our cards and those that Christmas of

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00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 1: new money. Really it really does something to you as

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00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: a kid. Great answer. Okay, my number one gifts. One

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00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: of my number one gifts was a my bird Kiwi.

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00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: I had. The best pet I ever owned was my

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00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: pair of Kiwi that I got when I was in

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00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: fifth grade, and it was the only time I've cried

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00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: from happiness in my entire life. When I opened my

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00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: parents didn't have Kiwi yet, but they had a It

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00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: was a white package with red ribbon that my mom

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00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: and I was pissed because I wanted a bird that

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00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: Christmas and there was no bird cage and I was like,

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00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: I was in a bad mood. Finally opened this thing

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00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: and it was like one of those little It was

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00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: like the styrofoam cuddle thing that bird owners know. It's

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00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: like a cuddle toy dead and your corps of the

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Speaker 1: pair keep. And they knew that I wanted a pair

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00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: of keet, they didn't I didn't specify how I wanted it,

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00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: um now and that, and I cried and and Kiwi

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00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: ended up being the best uh pet I've ever owned.

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00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: Sorry Luigi, Sorry Mary, and sorry Simon, Sorry Speedo, Sorry

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00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 1: hermit crabs that I killed by starving to death accidentally

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00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: because I just didn't know what to feed you and

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00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: you smelled so bad and I was scared of you.

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Speaker 1: Uh know what? What's your other bottom gift? Fire? The

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00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: other one? It's kind of like, um a a general thing.

1130
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: But I got these wooden earrings with like music notes

1131
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: in them, and they were clearly not bought from me.

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00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: They were a real gift, So that gift is a

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00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: bottom There's the opposite of someone knitting you a sweater. Yes,

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00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: it's real. Gifts are not okay unless you are honest

1135
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: about it, in which case they're more than okay. And

1136
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: I love it because it's recycling. It's good for the earth. Andrew,

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00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: what is your number one bottom gift? Your worst gift

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00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: you've ever received? Okay, my worst gift, And this can

1139
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 1: be kind of across the board here, but I got

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00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: like a twenty gift certificate to best Buy, and I

1141
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: hate it because you can't buy anything in best Buy

1142
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: for twenty so it's gonna make me fucking pay like

1143
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars for a TV. But you get a

1144
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: best Buy gift. I mean this was years ago. I

1145
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: can't You could buy a CD. CDs were going back then,

1146
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: you know this talking two four prices. You could have

1147
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: gotten a cool Wallflower c D. I don't know, you

1148
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,760
Speaker 1: pick up the new uh Billy Joel Greatest Hits. I

1149
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: think a twenty dollar gift card to best Buy is

1150
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: a great gift and um uh, that's your mom's vest.

1151
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: Should have trumped best Buy a gift card. But I

1152
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: do would't know what you're saying when you're given a

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00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: small gift card amount to a big ticket price place.

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00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah that I can't afford. But best Buy also sells

1155
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: chewing gum and like, okay, we could break charger that

1156
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: you know you steal from me. Literally he has not

1157
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: bought his own phone charger in eighteen years anyway. Um okay,

1158
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: so I get what you're saying. I my number one

1159
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: worst gift would be any jewelry from a man, and

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00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: that includes earrings that Andrew gave me um uh two

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00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: Christmases ago. It was our first Christmas friends. We met

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00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: in January two eighteen. It was that Christmas. He had

1163
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: been on the road with me and he decided to

1164
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: spend some really hard earned money on a pair of earrings.

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00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: Did your girlfriend help you pick him up? Who helped you?

1166
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: Some random girl that I actually hung out with randomly? Okay,

1167
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: so you maybe got laid because you asked her for

1168
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: your help and picking out these jewelry, which is I

1169
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: think one of the strategies, and in that pick up

1170
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: artist book, the game is to be like, oh, I

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01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: go to buy my friend a gift, can you help me?

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01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: And then okay, well, he bought me some turquoise earrings.

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01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 1: That was a good gift because I do love turquoise

1174
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: and he knew that. But it was they were just bulky.

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01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,919
Speaker 1: They weren't my style. I'm just telling you, men, even

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01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 1: if you think you know what a girl wants with

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01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,640
Speaker 1: Andrew thought going in like, I can't sunk up she

1178
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,440
Speaker 1: like turquoise jewelry, He's still sucked up. And I did

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01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: not receive the gift. Well, I was not very gracious

1180
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: and I should have just shut my mouth. But you

1181
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: are in a group of all men, including my father

1182
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: who's bought me jewelry and bought my mom jewelry. Just

1183
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: give us a gift card to best Buy and we'll

1184
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: get some jewel cable. It's like you always buy jewelry

1185
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: at best Buy. I was. I've been given some you know,

1186
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: shitty gifts from sales that was like some kind of

1187
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: heart thing that a guy thought I wanted. I've been

1188
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: given a pearl necklace that was gorgeous from Tiffany, from

1189
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: my beloved ex boyfriend who spent so much money, and

1190
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: it was and all my friends are like, oh my god,

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01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: some amazing. I don't wear pearls, and I know that

1192
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 1: every woman deserves pearls, but it was just giving me

1193
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 1: something to lose or have stolen from me. And I, um,

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01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: and I'm not good with jewelry, and I just if

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01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: I want jewelry, I'll buy it myself. But I do

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01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: appreciate the thought. Um Noah, what is the best gift

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01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: You've ever received? Top gift round Robin. Here we go.

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01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't really think of the best gift, but the

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01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 1: one thing that I always love receiving our flowers. I

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01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: know it's corny, but I love it. I didn't even

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01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: think about flowers that would have been on my bottom.

1202
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: I hate flowers. Why do you love flowers so much?

1203
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: I just I just love them and I would never

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01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: buy them for myself, which is what makes it a

1205
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: good gift. But don't you hate that you have to

1206
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: like put them, like cut them and like put them

1207
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: in a thing, and then they die, and then they

1208
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: just remind you of how things die and you'll die someday,

1209
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: and then you have to throw them in the trash

1210
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: and it's like sad and they get kind of soggy

1211
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: and gross. I'm okay with death. It doesn't I'm not.

1212
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: I guess interesting. I think that's maybe why I don't

1213
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: like flowers. But I do. I you know, you're not

1214
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: alone flowers. Girl love flowers. Um and I hope to

1215
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: be one of those girls some day, but for now

1216
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 1: edible arrangements. I don't have to watch them die. I

1217
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: just eat it all and then it comes out as

1218
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: poop later. Yeah. And I've only bought a girl of

1219
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: flower I think twice in my life. One time I

1220
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: on Valentine's like bob Roses, and I pulled out the

1221
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: petals and put them like towards the bed, like candcel

1222
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: and grattel or whatever. That's when an old woman cooks

1223
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: two children. But yes, we understand. I think it's handled

1224
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: gretel where they leave a trail to get away, and

1225
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you left a trail for this woman

1226
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: to escape and remember where she did? All right? Yeah

1227
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: a man's arms. Is this your girlfriend in college? Yeah?

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01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and you did the roast to she

1229
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: even like it. I don't even know if she showed up. God, man,

1230
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: that's so sad. Okay, what's your number one top? Kif

1231
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: uh chain you gave me? Really? Yeah, just came back

1232
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 1: to bite me. Yeah, it was through a gold chain.

1233
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,479
Speaker 1: I bought it for myself and it just is too

1234
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 1: much and I never wear It's always been on my

1235
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: jewelry box, always see it. I'm like, the other day,

1236
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: he was trying to accessorize with some turquoise because there's

1237
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 1: a guy on our set who wears a lot of turquoise,

1238
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: and it's like seems to be like it makes him

1239
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: this guy look cooler to us and we all like

1240
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,920
Speaker 1: love it. And then Andrew got a turquoise necklace from

1241
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: the wardrobe department and he's been wearing it as a joke,

1242
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: but he honestly like kind of likes it's kind of peacocking.

1243
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 1: Shout out to the Neil stress is the game again?

1244
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: Pick up artistry and um. Then another day I go,

1245
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 1: you know what would be awesome? We want we were

1246
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: going to set and I wasn't even on set, like

1247
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: we're just going to hang out with some people, And

1248
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 1: I go, would be so funny if you showed up

1249
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: wearing like a chain and your turquoise and the sunglasses

1250
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: and just like douche look just as a bit. And

1251
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: he walked in with his chain, and then I go,

1252
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: you can have that, And now he's like wearing the chain. Seriously,

1253
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: he lost the turquoise even though he's wearing it right

1254
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: now as a joke. But the chain, the chain to

1255
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: represents like a new beginning for me. Maybe you know

1256
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: a guy that sleeps with his shirt off because he's

1257
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,680
Speaker 1: okay with his fat tits. But like it does it

1258
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: like represents like I don't care what other people think.

1259
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 1: If I want to wear a fucking gold chain, I'm

1260
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna chain cost me because I remember four and or

1261
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. Alright, good guess what it? Um? What was it? Yeah?

1262
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: You said it was expensive. It was that's expensive to

1263
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: me for jewelry that I don't wear. You know that

1264
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm just taking a gamble on and it was on

1265
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: the stage. No, I think this is not one of

1266
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: my favorite presents anymore. I thought you gave me like

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Speaker 1: a fucking like rich as chain. This chain sucks that

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Speaker 1: c Isn't that just god wealth inequality? It's right back

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Speaker 1: to what Sam Harris said, or what I kind of

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Speaker 1: said that. He said, alright, number, We'll tap it for me,

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Speaker 1: drumball please, Taylor Swift signed copy of a CD. No,

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Speaker 1: but that was a great gift. I did not say that,

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Speaker 1: but yes, I would put that up there. It's not

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Speaker 1: the number one for me. The number one for me

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Speaker 1: is a lighter. Uh that was worth and forty one.

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Speaker 1: I believe that it was a DuPont lighter given to

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Speaker 1: me by Charlie Sheen after the one night I met

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Speaker 1: him and he accidentally set his hair on fire. Long story,

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Speaker 1: but um, he accidentally inflamed his hair and I put

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Speaker 1: his fire out on his head with my open palm.

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Speaker 1: And because of that, and because of my friend telling

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Speaker 1: him that he deserves he should give me a gift.

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Speaker 1: Because I was with my friend. She was like, give

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Speaker 1: her a gift. He gave me this brand new lighter

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Speaker 1: that he got is in a box in the price

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Speaker 1: tech was something dollars and it's like the coolest fucking lighter.

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Speaker 1: It's a DuPont black matt like uh case like it's

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Speaker 1: like gold. You've seen it. I use it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: my favorite part about this whole story is you thought

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Speaker 1: it was broken. I didn't use it, so I got

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Speaker 1: this happened in two thousand, like thirteen, I'm guessing, and

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Speaker 1: I did not use it at all. I just was

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Speaker 1: going to give it to my mom to sell an eBay.

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Speaker 1: But now I'm so glad I didn't because now it's

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Speaker 1: just always gonna be this like artifact I have that

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Speaker 1: I'll give to my kids that I'm never gonna have.

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Speaker 1: And um, and it's just a great story that I'll

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Speaker 1: share later, but I do. I didn't use the lighter

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Speaker 1: because I couldn't get it to work, and I thought

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Speaker 1: it didn't have fluid in it. I just assumed it

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Speaker 1: didn't have flu fluid in it. But then I realized

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Speaker 1: that I just didn't know how to work it. In

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01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 1: the second I showed Andrew two months ago. He took

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Speaker 1: it out the box and immediately opened it and made

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Speaker 1: it work. And it is the coolest way it lights.

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Speaker 1: It's DuPont lighter. It doesn't out. Can I ask you

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Speaker 1: a question, of course, and you're gonna be completely honest.

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Speaker 1: If Charlie Sheen gave you the same ear rings that

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Speaker 1: I bought you, best of my life, it has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with the lighter itself. It really could have

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Speaker 1: been a guitar pick, you know. Yeah, it was just

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Speaker 1: like the meaning behind yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. We're going

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Speaker 1: to close up the show today with our final thought.

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Speaker 1: This is always something that we wanted to say earlier

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Speaker 1: on but we had to move on because of time restraints.

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Speaker 1: So one last time to get in something. Andrew, do

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Speaker 1: you have a final thought for the day? It could

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Speaker 1: be literally anything. Yeah. My final thought to day is

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Speaker 1: that if you are having trouble with a friend, or

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Speaker 1: if you're if something's building, don't wait for it to

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01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:56,720
Speaker 1: build to ruin uh something that's so beautiful otherwise. So

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01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: just if you're feeling low and you're feeling like maybe

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01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: they couldn't handle it or they'll get defensive, that's okay.

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01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,480
Speaker 1: Just speak your truth because nine I attend times, the

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01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: person isn't going to be like, oh fuck you, They're

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01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,400
Speaker 1: gonna actually, like really relate to you. And if it

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Speaker 1: comes from a meaningful place, it will that and um,

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Speaker 1: Breggan just lived. I love that. My final thought is

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Speaker 1: keep those things inside, because if you bring them out

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Speaker 1: at the end of a podcast, it can really just

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01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 1: end on like a tone that isn't as uplifting as

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01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,880
Speaker 1: we wanted for the end of the podcast. So keep

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01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: your feelings bottled up, um, hold them inside, take them

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01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 1: out on your pets and your family and uh first

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Speaker 1: work and so many fun things happened today. Of course

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Speaker 1: I'm joking. I loved that final thought. My final thought

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01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,080
Speaker 1: is thank you for listening to this podcast. I am

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01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 1: so excited to explore this new territory with you. I

1339
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: want you all to know who are listening, that this

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01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: is going to be Monday through Thursday. I could have

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Speaker 1: done a weekly podcast and made the same amount of money,

1342
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: but I fought to do it every day because I

1343
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: love communicating with you guys every day. I love being

1344
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: able to put something out every day. I love morning radio.

1345
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 1: I love the vibe creates of like these are my friends.

1346
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 1: I want you guys to feel like you're our friends.

1347
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:14,920
Speaker 1: We want you to interact with us. We want you

1348
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: to write into the show, which you can do by

1349
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: sending us an email at the Nicki Glazer Podcast at

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01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. The Nicki Glazer Podcast at gmail dot com.

1351
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at Nikki Glazer, at

1352
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,479
Speaker 1: Andrew T. Colin at Noah Injection. I want to be

1353
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 1: honest and say that I could have gone a lot

1354
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,479
Speaker 1: of ways with this show. I knew I want to

1355
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 1: do a podcast. I ended up at I Heart Radio

1356
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,680
Speaker 1: on purpose. They have been amazing, and I'm not just

1357
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 1: saying that. I know this sounds like an acceptance speech

1358
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: for like when people think they're agents and you're like,

1359
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:46,759
Speaker 1: who cares, No one wants to hear about your agents.

1360
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 1: Just thank your boyfriend or whoever you know, like your

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01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 1: celebrity would want to hear about that, not about like

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01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: the industry that you know lifts you up. But truly,

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Speaker 1: I Heart has is huge, and they are giving me

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01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,560
Speaker 1: a much bigger platform than I would have had on

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01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 1: my own, and I'm so grateful for that and I

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01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 1: want to take advantage of it. So however you're finding

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Speaker 1: this podcast either through an ad through another podcast, or

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01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: you know it came up on New and Notable on iTunes,

1369
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 1: or you have the I Heart Radio app and it

1370
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 1: was suggested or which is a great way to listen

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01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,439
Speaker 1: to podcasts by the way. And also I'm with Big

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Speaker 1: Money Players, which is Will Ferrell's company UM podcast network,

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01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: and it was just such an honor to be asked

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01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 1: to join his network and to be promoted through that

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01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: as well, because Will Ferrell is a comedy god and

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01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: UM and he now knows I exist, which is the

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01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:36,400
Speaker 1: coolest thing to me. Ever. Yeah, yeah, Andrew and him

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01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: have become personal friends. That's not true at all. Probably

1379
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 1: has no idea that you're even involved in this, But

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Speaker 1: I do want to say that this is just a

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01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: huge opportunity for me. I know that I have done

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Speaker 1: the work and put in the work that I deserve

1383
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: this opportunity, and I don't want to suck it up

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01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 1: for you guys, and I'm really going to try my best,

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Speaker 1: right us, let us know what you think. But most importantly,

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01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: and I don't ever ask for this, could you please subscribe,

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01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:03,640
Speaker 1: rate and review? Please subscribe, rate and review, and and

1388
01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: be kind in those things if you want to be.

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01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 1: If you don't want to be kind, how about you

1390
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,200
Speaker 1: don't do anything, because look inside yourself. If you want

1391
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 1: to go on there and give me one star and

1392
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:14,839
Speaker 1: say how much you hate me, it's probably a projection

1393
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,920
Speaker 1: on your own. So leave us a kind of review

1394
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 1: it will make you feel good. Or don't. Just listen

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01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 1: and just subscribe when you want to. But I really

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01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: appreciate you listening. It's not lost on me that this,

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Speaker 1: you know, took an hour of your day. And feel

1398
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 1: free to listen to us on double the speed. That's

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01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: how I consume podcast. But I talk really fast. You

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01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 1: probably have to do it at half the speed. We'll

1401
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:34,360
Speaker 1: come up with so many inside jokes with you guys,

1402
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: will come up with a thing to call you all.

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01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: We'll come up with like a sign off. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what any of that's going to be right now,

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01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,880
Speaker 1: but for now, thank you for listening to the Nikki

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Speaker 1: Laser Podcast. Thank you the producer, no uhs, and thank

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Speaker 1: you what will fare? I'll hit you up later, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Nick Layer

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Speaker 1: Podcast