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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this.

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Speaker 1: Let's say a dude approaches you at the club dressed

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Speaker 1: in a full Darth Vader suit and uses this charming

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Speaker 1: pickup line on you. Hei there, honey, I saw you

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Speaker 1: from across the room and I know now I must

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Speaker 1: be drawn to you like the force Yoda, only one

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Speaker 1: for me? Is that what Vader sounds like about the mascot.

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Speaker 4: Star Wars jokes?

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Speaker 1: Kill it, you'll get it on the way. Yeah, whatever

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Speaker 1: you do, resist the urge to stab him with his

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Speaker 1: own homemade lightsaber. Instead, tell him you think he's the

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Speaker 1: droid that you've been looking for. And that's when you

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Speaker 1: give the number of loser lines. So hopefully he leaves

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Speaker 1: an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Hi me, this is news story about a family in Utah,

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Speaker 4: and yeah, they accidentally shipped their cat back to Amazon

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Speaker 4: because they were trying to return something. You know, I

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Speaker 4: don't have a lot going on right now since I

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Speaker 4: lost my job, so I was writing down some possible

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Speaker 4: titles if they ever do a movie out of it.

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Speaker 4: So here's the idea. Number one, Scratch Me if you

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Speaker 4: can get it. It's a play on the DiCaprio film

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Speaker 4: Catch Me if you can. Okay, here's the second one,

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Speaker 4: mad Max Furrey Load. I think that's my favorite one. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: I got like eighteen more you're gonna love.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, lex As, we saved all eighteen of the

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Speaker 1: other Cat movie parts and you could listen off air.

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Speaker 4: I will definitely listen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just so people know, I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't laugh about the cat in the box saying I

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Speaker 1: laughed because we covered the story on our show, and

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Speaker 1: I know the cat ended up okay, but we didn't

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Speaker 1: make like funny commentary like he was able to make

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Speaker 1: the cat story. He should probably have our jobs. I

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Speaker 1: wish I could be as funny as good work, stranger.

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Speaker 3: I love Steve.

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Speaker 4: This is a calling you back on the alternate number

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Speaker 4: that he provided. I am happy to give you the

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Speaker 4: personal details to you requested. I have black hair, I

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Speaker 4: have a.

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Speaker 2: Slender yet athletic TV, and I.

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Speaker 1: Have a job working in it.

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Speaker 4: I now would like to request the information you promised

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Speaker 4: to provide, so.

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Speaker 1: What was the name of your first pets, the name

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Speaker 1: of the street you lived on growing up.

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Speaker 3: That way I could.

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Speaker 4: Get to know you better and provide you some private photos.

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Speaker 4: I look forward to meeting you in person soon, and

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Speaker 4: I want you to know I love you very much.

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Speaker 1: Those are the typical first date questions that you asked,

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Speaker 1: like what was your mom's maiden name? What was the

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Speaker 1: name of your favorite teacher in school? Due? It's funny,

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Speaker 1: is how many people fall for that? Yeah? He's like, well,

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Speaker 1: she said I love you at the end.

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Speaker 4: Guys, she's slender with an athletic bill.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell her whatever with a good job.

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Speaker 1: If you have a yearning to give out your personal

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Speaker 1: over to our TikTok. If you lead your social security

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Speaker 1: number in the comments, we will not judge you as

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Speaker 1: long as you watch of a few of our videos.

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Speaker 1: leave your security code as well. Yeah, either about that

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Speaker 1: and check out our special Loser line of the week

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Speaker 1: we have on that No data leaks here. We promised

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Speaker 1: that everything is encrypted.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Everything on the brick and Jeffrey TikTok. Now, let's get

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Speaker 1: back to the clips.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you know, if you saw the news recently, I

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Speaker 3: want you to know I am not guilty.

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Speaker 2: Typical fake news type thing. Don't like believe what you

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Speaker 2: read on social media. Don't believe that what you're what

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Speaker 2: you're seeing. You know people in your family post. Look,

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Speaker 2: I was nowhere even near the convenience store that night.

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Speaker 3: I don't even own a BMW.

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Speaker 2: I don't even really even know what they look like.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, did that sound believable, Because if it did,

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Speaker 3: I want to say it just like that.

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Speaker 2: At my arraignment. Just let me know what you think.

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Speaker 2: And uh again, I didn't do anything, but just want

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Speaker 2: to make sure it sounds legit.

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he's representing himself.

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Speaker 2: I totally think the judge is going to go for that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it looks like things.

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Speaker 3: I do that sound good, judge, Let me say it again.

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Speaker 1: I think I need to go farther. I've never even

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Speaker 1: been in a car. I'm a time traveler from the

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Speaker 1: eighteen sixties. There's no way I could have pulled off this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no clue.

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Speaker 2: I only go to inconvenience.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, I'm looking for Darla. I hope this is

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Speaker 4: the right number this other than John.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I just want to say sorry if

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Speaker 1: I seem kind of like Stacey or something like I

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Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention.

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Speaker 4: I promised to you.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 1: I just I got hit in the head of a softball game.

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Speaker 3: This is that I made up.

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Speaker 2: I promises through.

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Speaker 1: I got hit in the head with a hot dog

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Speaker 1: really hard, and it's just been told say to my brain.

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Speaker 3: Anyways, I really did enjoy.

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Speaker 4: Getting to know you from what I remember.

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Speaker 1: And hey, if we worked out, I would love to

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Speaker 1: meet your kids sometimes Timmy right or Tammy.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait no, no, it.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't It was a dog right, I was there. Uh,

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Speaker 1: he's got a concussion. Obviously, that guy is lying. And

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Speaker 1: I know that one of my co hosts has been

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Speaker 1: hitting the head with wieners multiple times and she's just five.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say any names, but I thought you

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