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Speaker 1: Guess where I am right now? Where I I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to guess myself what is happening. I'm in

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Speaker 1: the GTA, which I just learned about another term. It's

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Speaker 1: called the Greater Toronto Area. Of course, people outside Toronto

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Speaker 1: don't know what people in Toronto are talking about when

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Speaker 1: they say GTA, but it was like used on me

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Speaker 1: the other day. They're just like, you know, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the GGA, you know, like the TMZ. I'm like what,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's really cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cute. Right, you're your.

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Speaker 2: Good tour guide. Hey, everybody, welcome to Zalta.

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Speaker 4: I'm Michellebyte and please please welcome my what do you

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Speaker 4: call me? A co from Go Jordan's my CO from

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Speaker 4: Go Jordan.

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Speaker 1: Well it rhymes with you, my co from Go Mischelle Buteux.

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Speaker 1: Oh you love little brain games.

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Speaker 5: Like this, so go ahead do it.

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Speaker 4: No, I was gonna say Jordan Conchita al Roker, Missala,

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Speaker 4: Gonzalese Gonzalez, Edward Jones, Jordan Carlos and associates.

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Speaker 2: I just was on the phone with my bank.

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Speaker 3: Oh how are they?

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Speaker 4: There's nothing more embarrassing than your card not working, like

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Speaker 4: just anywhere, but mainly the diner, especially when people are like,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm such a.

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Speaker 2: Fan, and then your card's declined.

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Speaker 3: The money is in there, the money's been there, get

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Speaker 3: it out.

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Speaker 2: I don't really have cash like that anymore.

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Speaker 1: Do you.

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't have like gold,

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Speaker 1: I don't know enough money.

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Speaker 2: Is this an awkward question?

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Speaker 3: I'm not trying to borrow money from you.

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Speaker 2: It's almost like I just asked you something personal.

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Speaker 4: You're like, uh, I don't really talk about it in

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Speaker 4: public like that.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: But what did your dad's wallet look like growing up?

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Speaker 3: Like a Castanza wallet, like a brick? You know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: Did your dad have handkerchiefs?

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Speaker 1: My dad did not have handkerchiefs, because that's gross.

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Speaker 3: It was a clean nex situation.

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Speaker 4: My dad had handkerchiefs and it's not engraved. What's it

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Speaker 4: called when like your initials are on it?

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Speaker 2: Embroidered?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not emboss embroidered. Okay, yeah, oh my god, embalmed.

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Speaker 2: What are we doing?

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Speaker 4: I said, boss, My dad always had a handkerchief and

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Speaker 4: he needed it. He has allergies. But yeah, man, that

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Speaker 4: while it was tick.

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Speaker 1: It was tick because it was the eighties in the

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, just like on a screen. That's right.

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Speaker 1: You had cash in your mattress. Yeah, yeah, cash rules.

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Speaker 1: So I keep two American dollars here in Canadia.

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Speaker 3: Which is super helpful.

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Speaker 1: I flashed those two dollars and people are like, jump

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Speaker 4: I used to wear cowboy boots. There was a summer y'all.

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Speaker 4: I hope you're sitting and you're cowing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bitch.

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Speaker 4: There was this someone that I did go through like

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Speaker 4: Do you remember me when this is when Old Navy

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Speaker 4: I about to live my best life, felt like a

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Speaker 4: big titty Puerto Rican Drew Barrymore in every movie like,

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Speaker 4: oh so floral. I didn't even like fuck with persons anymore.

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Speaker 4: I just would keep everything in my boot What.

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Speaker 3: Do you mean you keep it in your boots?

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Speaker 2: I would keep my.

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Speaker 4: Debit card, my BlackBerry, my cash. It just be all

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Speaker 3: What if you did a cartwheel, you were screwed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know me, cartwheel bete over here?

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Speaker 4: By the way, don't try to do a cartwheel when

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Speaker 2: Like they used to.

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Speaker 3: I pulled off a cartwheel.

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Speaker 2: I knew you were gonna say that.

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Speaker 1: I received no congratulations for even though I heard every

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Speaker 1: I still got it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is the perfect quote.

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Speaker 4: If anybody wants to know what it's like being friends

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Speaker 4: with the middle child, that quote sums it up, motherfucking perfectly.

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Speaker 2: I did a car wheel. No one congratulated me.

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Speaker 1: That's why I gotta stop doing them. I guess. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's sad.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's not sad. You got kids. Find your joy,

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Speaker 4: I see these parents at the playground like who's it,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, not me, bitch. My kids are really cute,

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Speaker 4: but they're always like, Mama, let's play hide and seek.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, have you seen any horror movie. No, not yet,

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Speaker 4: you're four. But I don't want to do that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm exactly who you're talking about. I know you're

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Speaker 3: But I'm always playing with them.

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Speaker 1: I'm that a whole parent that like climbs the giant

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, still got it. God, I'm still agile.

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Speaker 3: I take my own makeup freees.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm punchable while my wife sits down, you know,

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Speaker 1: and white film. I don't want them at the end

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Speaker 2: Know, one hundred.

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Speaker 4: We want to be the change we want to see, right,

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Speaker 4: And that's why I make eye contact with them. I

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Speaker 1: It's fun to be wild and free. When I do

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Speaker 1: get back to my phone, Yeah, I realize maybe.

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Speaker 3: I'm not as popular as I thought.

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Speaker 1: It was not as many notifications as I thought, you know,

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Speaker 2: Oh Joe.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And on that note, while America figures her shit out,

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Speaker 2: Should we call him a comedy godfather? What'll we call him?

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Speaker 1: He's a bit of a comedy godfather, a bit of

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Speaker 4: Yes, he's unfindable, which is what I love about him.

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Speaker 4: He Yeah, if there's a box, he's on the side

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Speaker 2: Box, which I really do appreciate.

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Speaker 4: And him and his wife are just you know, when

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Speaker 4: within a community, that's what they do.

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Speaker 2: You guys, enough enough.

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Speaker 3: Please enjoy Scott Ackerman, how was that?

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Speaker 5: Farkling's good jars? Make some motherfucking noise? Want for motherfucking time?

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Speaker 4: Please come on, okay, creaky, you did that.

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Speaker 5: Good to see. Hello.

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Speaker 4: Look she got a mask on. You must have a

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Speaker 4: nice paying job. Yes, hi, everybody, thank you for coming

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna shove you toe. This is Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 5: How's it going, y'all?

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Speaker 3: You're good.

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Speaker 4: We turned down the house lights a little bit. It's

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Speaker 1: It seems like a nice collection of people. They look

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Speaker 1: like looks like a bank commercial.

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Speaker 5: Very nice.

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Speaker 2: Yes, is it giving Chase?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, these guys, these guys were extras in

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Speaker 4: my show Survival the Thickets putting it on Netflix.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I called tod a.

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Speaker 4: Low budget Natasha Lely Young because she's got that wave.

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Speaker 1: A low budget wait stand up so everybody can see

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Speaker 1: how Yeah, I see it.

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Speaker 5: I see your true.

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Speaker 4: Shine and through.

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Speaker 5: That's a compliment. That's a compliment. Oh my god, look

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Speaker 4: Where are you going?

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Speaker 2: You want to come here?

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Speaker 4: It's your birthday, bitch, Yes, you got a birthday outfit

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Speaker 4: on stand up? How old?

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Speaker 2: Am titty?

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Speaker 5: Stand up girls?

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Speaker 4: Show everybody your birthday outphant, bitch, give me some apple

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Speaker 4: by this Vega's birthday turn around?

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Speaker 5: Turn around.

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Speaker 2: She's y'all, Oh.

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Speaker 5: My god, she looks very fetching.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's all you got.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: It isn't Bridgardton. She's fetching.

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Speaker 1: Oh she's quite stunning, you know, like she's Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm not gonna say anything any come on, I

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Speaker 1: mean respect, Did you ever have a birth Did you

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Speaker 1: ever buy a birthday gift for your person that went bus?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so glad you asked.

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Speaker 4: What a great follow up, Steve Harvey, Thank you, thank

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Speaker 4: you do what I can.

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Speaker 5: What the fuck?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 4: I had a college boyfriend and he was a little

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Speaker 4: out of shape, but I wasn't here to body shame.

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Speaker 2: I was just here to help.

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Speaker 4: And and so I got him like one of those

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Speaker 5: This and this and this and this on it.

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Speaker 4: And so I got it for him and he was angry,

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Speaker 4: but I was like, I got a little cute workout

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Speaker 4: do it. And he was like, no, this is trash

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Speaker 4: and he went to go return it and got a

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Speaker 4: DVD player instead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, jokes on him. We don't even use DVDs anymore.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like a haircut, though, thank.

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Speaker 5: You very much.

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Speaker 1: I tried to get my son to get his haircut,

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Speaker 1: and this is what happened.

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Speaker 5: I got my haircut.

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Speaker 4: He didn't want to get his haircut.

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Speaker 1: He's very persuasive. He's just like, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: to get two lightning bolts that you like. He likes

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Speaker 1: to Patrick Mahomes haircut because my son looks like Patrick

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Speaker 1: Mahomes is a football player, and I was.

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Speaker 4: Like, who's that shut?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did he win British bakeuff? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Derek Jeters of the world.

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Speaker 5: You know, like that's nice, my hair got cat.

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Speaker 2: But he's growing into his personality.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he had a little play date and that went

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Speaker 5: Go great, A play date's gonna go great. You gotta

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Speaker 4: Go listen. I love the shit out of my kids.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of work with them.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 5: I have to watch your kids and feed them.

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Speaker 2: And they asked me where the batteries are for this shit?

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Speaker 5: Move on?

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Speaker 2: Why are you asking me?

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Speaker 5: Shit?

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Speaker 4: What do you even mean? This isn't apple juice? I

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Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 2: Why are we doing this?

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Speaker 4: None of it is good?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to do a play date next week

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Speaker 5: A play day?

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Speaker 4: I actually do like your kids because they have manners

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Speaker 5: This kid did not have manners.

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Speaker 1: This kid came over and just the first thing they

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Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck. Stay here.

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Speaker 2: This is what you get.

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Speaker 5: I hate this shit ground floor.

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Speaker 4: When they start getting into the fruit that's not theirs,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you better put the avocado back, bitch. That

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Speaker 5: I really can't that's it. I really fucking can't go on.

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Speaker 3: This is true.

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Speaker 1: That's the next thing the kid did was once they

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Speaker 1: What do you got to eat? That's what the kids said,

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Speaker 5: It was insane. Yeah, they just they ate me out

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Speaker 5: you got ice?

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Speaker 3: Cream.

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Speaker 5: I was like, no, we don't.

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Speaker 1: We don't have we have postacles, Like, can you go

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 5: No I did, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 5: So there is this thing.

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Speaker 4: It's one of two things, right, and you know, I

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Speaker 2: Aren't they so cute?

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Speaker 4: And like no, they're literally shitting in this plant right now,

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Speaker 4: handle it. That's not cute. Or they're also assholes. So

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Speaker 5: You see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this person, this child is sciopath guys, and no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: because the parents are so sweet, they're so nice, they

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Speaker 1: What was it on our couch?

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Speaker 3: Which?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 5: Sharpie?

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Speaker 1: It was red sharpie, red sharpie. I said, where did

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Speaker 1: sharpie they brought? Oh my god, do you understand they're

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Speaker 1: the goddamn devil?

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Speaker 4: Okay, which is but for toddlers?

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Speaker 3: Like what?

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Speaker 1: And it just like it was just bleeding onto the

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a wild color to see when you don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the why.

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Speaker 4: It's like it's when you have beats and you forget.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think you have cancer? You think you

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Speaker 1: have cancer. You're pretty sure you have cancer.

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Speaker 2: I kind of remember when you eat the beets.

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Speaker 5: Give me a meat, fresh beets. No, So she that's

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Speaker 5: a conniption. I have a conniption.

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Speaker 1: My son is the only one left. He's six years old.

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Speaker 1: You can't get mad at a six year old, Like,

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Speaker 1: do you understand what it takes to get yes you can, well,

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Speaker 1: yes you can.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't understand.

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Speaker 2: Yes he does.

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Speaker 5: No, he doesn't get it. He does not get it.

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Speaker 5: He does He's like kids, watch.

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Speaker 4: Enough cartoons and ship where it's this like bad person,

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Speaker 4: good person, that's a bad person, pick another one that's good.

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Speaker 1: Right, But we don't we don't teach good and bad

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Speaker 2: Well, then you're gonna get fucking stands on your couch.

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Speaker 5: You're ready for more ship?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: Yes, oh god, I know it's sad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, y'all need to do like more edibles. You guys,

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Speaker 4: I'm very excited about the show. We have a lot

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Speaker 6: Bye.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So our first guest tonight hilarious, hilarious. You might know

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Speaker 1: him from the show Comedy Bang Bang. What comedy legend

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Speaker 1: he is? Please give it up for Scott occer Man.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this guy?

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Speaker 4: Look at this guy?

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Speaker 5: Quick on that.

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Speaker 4: What in that Dancing with the Stars is going on?

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Speaker 5: I love that you're making such a met all of

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Speaker 5: your intro. It's beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Hello, hello, hello, Hello.

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Speaker 4: I like to call our audience a bra They just

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Speaker 4: Where are you from there?

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Speaker 6: Where? Why?

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Speaker 1: How?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 8: Yes, I'm from California. Yes, I grew up in the

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Speaker 8: as well. I was several characters. I was Goofy.

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Speaker 5: What are you ready for the Goofy?

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Speaker 6: I was the tall characters.

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Speaker 8: Okay, so there were There were I believe four different

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Speaker 8: little bit shorter.

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Speaker 2: Pluto just gives tall energy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah he was.

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Speaker 8: He has reel bde big dog energy.

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Speaker 5: It sure does, all right.

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Speaker 8: So Captain hook Bear Bear Bear Bear, yes, all of

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, how hot was it up in that costume?

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Speaker 8: This was the eighties, So it was hot. Now I

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Speaker 6: No, it was.

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Speaker 8: I hear that it's actually much better now that they

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Speaker 8: And then every once in a while there were these

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Speaker 6: And then one day in the middle of the summer.

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Speaker 8: I got lost for two and a half hours in

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Speaker 8: a backstage?

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Speaker 5: Like a nightmare.

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Speaker 8: It was night And then you know, at one point,

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Speaker 8: I'm like taking pictures with kids, and someone just gently

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Speaker 6: There you are, beraar bear.

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Speaker 8: We've been looking for you. I just love that gently

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Speaker 2: No, did you cry? Were you crying under that mask?

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Speaker 6: I was?

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Speaker 8: It was one time though, when I was Captain Hook,

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Speaker 8: we don't if.

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Speaker 2: I had a zala every time.

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Speaker 8: First of all, I had these gloves that were no

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Speaker 8: I was the big bad wolf, that's right. I had

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Speaker 8: three fingers right, because you're a cartoon. Yeah, and so

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Speaker 8: I and kids were just assholes.

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Speaker 5: They still are, are they really?

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Speaker 8: They haven't changed?

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Speaker 5: Well yeah so yeaheah.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about how there's a kid at

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Speaker 1: I want to go home now.

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Speaker 8: Is that a lot of money to you?

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Speaker 3: Well?

457
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:48,520
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, me ouch kidding likes to scratch.

458
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Speaker 8: Just do a guest spot on a sitcom like One Beach.

459
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Speaker 5: Right, you're right, do it go.

460
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:57,680
Speaker 6: You're right.

461
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,359
Speaker 5: This is coming from bear Bear.

462
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:03,880
Speaker 8: We still four five cents an hour.

463
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're bragging.

464
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 6: Listen.

465
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,159
Speaker 8: But I had four fingers, and I was able to

466
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,480
Speaker 8: figure out that I could flip kids off and it

467
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 8: would just look like I was pointing at him and

468
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,119
Speaker 8: one the one kid, the one kid I really wanted

469
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Speaker 8: to know, he could figure out. He goes, I see

470
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,480
Speaker 8: what you're doing right now?

471
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Speaker 5: Oh shit?

472
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Speaker 3: Gotah.

473
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 4: You know I went to Disneyland and Disney World I

474
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,320
Speaker 4: think two times in my childhood, and I cried and

475
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 4: asked my mom to leave because it felt like everybody

476
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:39,119
Speaker 4: was unhappy. It's sort of like when you go to SNL.

477
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 4: You're like, it's supposed to be happy, but everyone is

478
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 4: either coked out or afraid they might get fired.

479
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 2: That's the vibe.

480
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 4: Sorry, Sanna's not really either, bitches.

481
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 2: That's the vibe. And I was like, you know, I

482
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 2: didn't have the vocabulary.

483
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 4: I was like six or seven, but I'm like, like

484
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 4: Pluto's getting beat up.

485
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,960
Speaker 6: We were coked out. Yeah, this was the eighties and.

486
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,800
Speaker 5: That's why I was still hot because of the cocaine.

487
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,919
Speaker 1: What was it like, are there tunnels that connect you

488
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 1: to different parts of the park things like that?

489
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 8: Oh my god, No, there there are not, although I

490
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 8: did get to see several of the secret kind of places,

491
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 8: like the underground basketball court that's like underneath a matterhorn.

492
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,160
Speaker 5: What is that?

493
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:21,919
Speaker 1: Like?

494
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 5: What's I meant?

495
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 6: You're asking me what a basketball court was?

496
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,440
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean why was that put there? That's amazing.

497
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 8: I just like employees shooting, you know, threes from downtown.

498
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Speaker 3: Wait.

499
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Speaker 4: When you applied for the job, were you like, oh,

500
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Speaker 4: I hope I get it.

501
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 5: Were you like nervous?

502
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Speaker 8: You have to audition. It was a three day audition process.

503
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Speaker 5: So this ISNL okay.

504
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 8: Yeah it was so I had to I had to

505
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Speaker 8: do a choreographed dance I had.

506
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Speaker 5: To do remember it this? Do we want to see

507
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Speaker 5: him do the choreograph dance? So we got a little

508
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 5: just a little bit of it. Give this man a job.

509
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 1: Wow, that was like the final thing of flashdowns.

510
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean usually people would be throwing dollar bills,

511
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 4: but everyone's got bitcoined. So oh yeah, yeah, that's crazy,

512
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 4: that's insane.

513
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 5: Three days, that's too many days. Three days.

514
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Speaker 8: Yeah, And you were you were auditioning to either be

515
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Speaker 8: a character or to be in the parade, and everyone

516
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 8: wanted to be in the parade. Sure, And there was

517
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Speaker 8: a real class distinction between people in the parade look

518
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 8: down on us so much because we either weren't good

519
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 8: looking enough or in my case, wasn't a good enough

520
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,920
Speaker 8: answer to be, you know, in the actual parade.

521
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Speaker 3: But did you.

522
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: Was it?

523
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 5: No, that was given parade dance?

524
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

525
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 3: See you.

526
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 8: I wish you were the auditioner too.

527
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:12,479
Speaker 1: Do you ever go back and like, have you ever

528
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 1: gone back to Disneyland and been like, god, like, does

529
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: it haunt you sometimes? Like?

530
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 8: No, No, I actually love it there weirdly enough, and

531
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Speaker 8: I loved like getting to see all the little weird

532
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 8: stuff backstage and just because I grew up next to

533
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 8: it and I would go every year and you know,

534
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 8: bug my parents to go. So it was really cool

535
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Speaker 8: for me to As terrible as the job was and

536
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 8: absolutely the worst job I've ever had, it was, I

537
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 8: have fond memories of it.

538
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, that's so nice.

539
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 4: What about people who are obsessed with it like it's

540
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 4: their nationality and get tattoos?

541
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 6: Oh they're fucking weird.

542
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah they are.

543
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to talk about

544
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 4: Mariah Carey Nick Cannon, but I'm just like, really, that's

545
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 4: where you want to go and renew your rowls? I'm sorry?

546
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 4: Are you friends with Mariah Carey?

547
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: I just.

548
00:23:59,520 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 2: Check it.

549
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 4: You're at a warehouse in Brooklyn with one working bar,

550
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 4: and you guys are gonna come for me because Vario Carey,

551
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 4: for noter, vows multiple times on distey Land.

552
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 8: Are your babies with Nick Cannon? I'm worried mine is?

553
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 2: Do I have babies?

554
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: No?

555
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I've never seen him in like, I haven't

556
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 4: seen him in a while, So no, if I hugged him,

557
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 4: i'd probably be able to like, But no, I.

558
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 8: Think that's how it happens.

559
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Speaker 2: You know, this is an interesting.

560
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 5: Topic. Babies.

561
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: No, I mean what is that about?

562
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 4: Like are we oh, like you know that song I

563
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 4: See your face in every Flower. You know that's that

564
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 4: old song. Like men just want to see their face

565
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:53,200
Speaker 4: even like even like DMX, I'm just like, what is it?

566
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 4: You know you're fertile, These women know you're fertile, Like,

567
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,479
Speaker 4: why are we doing this?

568
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 8: It's like my my theory is the fucking feels good? Okay, yeah,

569
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 8: that's as far as I've gotten.

570
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, fair, Yes, I want. I wanted to ask your

571
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 5: dad now.

572
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 6: Yes, I just had a baby. Yeah, thank you, thank

573
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 6: you so much. I had a baby.

574
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: You had a baby, yeah, a little a little bang thing.

575
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 8: Yes, exactly. A podcast neo baby podcast, royalty.

576
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 5: I love it.

577
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 4: And we were talking about like backstage, about infertility and stuff.

578
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 2: Are you cool to share?

579
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah yeah.

580
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 4: So we both had our children via surrogate, which is

581
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 4: amazing because I do find these women to be like

582
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 4: walking angels on earth.

583
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 2: The minute you get married or even find someone you like.

584
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 4: As we learn from the most recent Love is Blind reunion,

585
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 4: people want to.

586
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:52,679
Speaker 2: Know I didn't start up, but okay.

587
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 4: People want to know when you're going to have the

588
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 4: baby and like because like, thank god, I do stand

589
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 4: up because I'm just like, when you pay for it,

590
00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 4: move on, bitch.

591
00:25:59,520 --> 00:25:59,679
Speaker 1: You know.

592
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 2: So I can think of something, but a lot of

593
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: people can't.

594
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 4: So when you are struggling to have a child and

595
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 4: people ask you all the time, it's like, did you

596
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 4: guys figure out how to have that conversation or what

597
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 4: to say to people?

598
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 5: Uh?

599
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 8: Weirdly, in California, no one ever asks that. I think that,

600
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 8: like they just everything in California is just more like

601
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Speaker 8: what are you working on now? You know, like that's

602
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 8: the only conversation you really have? So but we I

603
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Speaker 8: don't know. We were relatively I mean my wife especially

604
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 8: was relatively honest about what was going on over the

605
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 8: over the years.

606
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Speaker 1: You know.

607
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 8: So I don't know, but it is one of those

608
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 8: weird questions people don't quite know how to approach, you know,

609
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 8: of like what actually is happening because we were talking

610
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 8: about a backstage there's so much drama leading up to it.

611
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 8: So we just kind of kept everything private until the

612
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 8: week she was here and then we were like, ah,

613
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 8: we had a baby.

614
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 4: Everyone surprised, but same same because you're still processing your shit,

615
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 4: so you don't know how to fully talk about it,

616
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 4: and so I did pick like a handful of friends

617
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 4: like Jordan and his wife, like, you know, people who

618
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: understood what a struggle was like, especially the struggle I

619
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 4: was going through. And then people who just really loved

620
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 4: me and have my back, because what I didn't realize

621
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 4: is that some friends and family members like to see

622
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 4: me struggle.

623
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Speaker 2: Interesting They thought, like, I not.

624
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Speaker 3: An I don't.

625
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 5: I don't like it anymore.

626
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 3: I lost it.

627
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: I like, why is she so happy? Why is she

628
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 4: working so hard? Why do I see her face everywhere?

629
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 4: So they like actually enjoyed that. And I have seen

630
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 4: it and heard of it, but never actually experienced it.

631
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, thank you for telling me that.

632
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 4: I don't ever have to fucking call you anymore. Yeah,

633
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 4: when you really find out who your people are when

634
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 4: something good has happened to you, it's really hard to describe.

635
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 4: But what was it like finally bringing baby home after

636
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 4: years and years?

637
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 8: I mean it was there was so much, like I say,

638
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 8: drama leading up to it, of so much like you know,

639
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 8: heart break for ten years. You know that it was,

640
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 8: which was another reason why we never wanted to mention

641
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 8: it before. It actually like came true, you know what

642
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 8: I mean. So, but it was Yeah, I mean I

643
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 8: felt a little bit removed from it because I was

644
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 8: not allowed in the delivery room because say.

645
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 5: With my husband, Oh really, yeah.

646
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 8: Because I'm not allowed to be around children within fifty yards.

647
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 2: They saw the Pluto tape.

648
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a very interesting experience for both of

649
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 4: us because it always felt like I had to knock

650
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 4: on the door and say, am I allowed in? Even

651
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 4: though they're my children. But I also respected her privacy

652
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 4: greatly because this is also her body, and so it

653
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 4: really has shaped me as a mom where my children,

654
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 4: even though they're fo I'm like, this is your body.

655
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 4: If you don't feel comfortable with me hugging you right now,

656
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 4: it's fine, Like we have to choose what's right for you.

657
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 4: And it also made me feel like everybody that I

658
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,479
Speaker 4: love really is a village. Whether it's friends that I know,

659
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 4: were just somebody nice on an airplane, I'm like, y'all

660
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 4: are part of the village.

661
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 5: Come help a bit, shout.

662
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 8: Thank you, thank you for gesturing to me when you

663
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 8: said friends, you know the way I felt included.

664
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 5: I didn't. I'm sorry, no you did.

665
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: I didn't mean.

666
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Speaker 6: Okay, that makes more sense. That makes more sense. Nice,

667
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 6: got it.

668
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: That's a good noise. Uh, the toast is ready. I

669
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: have no idea somebody's making ice machine.

670
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Speaker 4: Are you serious?

671
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: It's the ice machine?

672
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 4: Miked aggressive question from the audience. They like to ask

673
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 4: us stuff, all right, and we'd like to answer it.

674
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: Where's the best place to buy sex toys in store? Okay,

675
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: so that's that's the question. What Babeland? You think Babeland? Yeah,

676
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 1: I think CBS. I feel like CBS has got all

677
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: the products. Possibly the problem is being even locked up.

678
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying With all the de.

679
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 8: Technically anything can be a sex toy if you inserted

680
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Speaker 8: the right way.

681
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Speaker 5: I mean, that's amazing. Yeah, Davis and Toyland is probably

682
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Speaker 5: the best. Yeah, I would say, I don't you know what.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't gonna sound bushi as fucked, but I get

684
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Speaker 4: my sex toye for freak because I write them.

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Speaker 5: Wow, thank you, thank you, so good luck?

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Speaker 4: All right, Scott, what's the question?

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Speaker 8: You got suggestions phrases other than walking away for white

688
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Speaker 8: co workers who won't mind their business?

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Speaker 1: Scott, go ahead, I didn't see that, Scott, take it.

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Speaker 5: How do you deal how do you deal with the

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Speaker 5: white Scott?

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Speaker 7: I just got that question, but I honestly didn't read it.

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Speaker 8: Well, maybe you could try some out on me and

694
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Speaker 8: see if I get offended?

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Speaker 1: Okay, what I'm uh? Yeah, what do I say?

696
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Speaker 6: Be careful?

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Speaker 5: I know, my god, I'm not into I'm not into

698
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Speaker 5: Jack Johnson like that. I'm not into.

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Speaker 8: I don't care about banana pancakes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've never been to. OHI is that good?

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Speaker 2: What's what's the question?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: I was and I was shocked and I forgot what

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Speaker 4: was the question?

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Speaker 3: Just?

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Speaker 8: How do you deal with a white coworker who won't

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Speaker 8: mind their business?

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Speaker 4: What you don't say is like, hey, white, you know what,

710
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Speaker 4: here's something if you want tis ship. It's sort of

711
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 4: like when a woman calls to say she got her period,

712
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Speaker 4: she got cramps. No one's gonna follow up with that ship,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, even if she just want

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Speaker 4: to day off of something. So if you're white co

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Speaker 4: or like really wants to know, letone.

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Speaker 8: Is there an equivalent of oh, I have menstrual cramps?

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Speaker 8: For like, we're talking about stuff that we don't want

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Speaker 8: to include you in. In other words, like a code

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Speaker 8: that you could say like, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I'm in my forties, so right now,

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, this ain't for you, you know what

723
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Speaker 4: I mean, Like, this isn't your time. I'll call you

724
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Speaker 4: when it's your time. Straight up, it's not for you.

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Speaker 4: You can go, but with a smile, thank you.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't know that.

727
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Speaker 4: Like in my thirties, I'm just like, well, and I'm like,

728
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Speaker 4: why am I aging myself well, like trying to make

729
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Speaker 4: them feel comfortable. So I'm just like I need a moment,

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Speaker 4: you know, that's all. Yeah, who wrote this question?

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Speaker 5: How old are you? They're not going to say, because

732
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Speaker 5: they're here with the white co workers.

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Speaker 6: Follow them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, last questions.

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Speaker 4: I have feelings for my friend and we recently started

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Speaker 4: sleeping together.

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Speaker 2: Somebody goes juicy widole.

738
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Speaker 5: Are reacting tonight. People are like, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It does one yoga class.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he teaches it, now, go ahead.

741
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Speaker 4: Yeah he told me it's never going to be more

742
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Speaker 4: than something casual. Hell yeah, do I still keep sleeping

743
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Speaker 4: with him even though, yeah, even though my feelings were hurt.

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Speaker 5: People, it's so easy to say that. It's so easy

745
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Speaker 5: to say that and he's on.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a deep cut, bitch. Thank you're having a

747
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Speaker 4: basic cable. I love that ship. That's VH one. Listen.

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Speaker 4: It is very hard, especially like when you're digmatized, because

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Speaker 4: if he can make you come in.

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Speaker 2: A certain way, you're just like.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if that's a lab or you haven't asked.

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Speaker 7: I got some clariton of my purse.

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Speaker 8: When you get digmatized, does he have to wave it

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Speaker 8: in front.

755
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Speaker 6: Of your face back and forth?

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Speaker 4: He doesn't, ye truly when it sucks when you sit

757
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Speaker 4: and spin on something and you're like, we are so

758
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Speaker 4: connected here, but why are we not connected there? Right?

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Speaker 4: What I will say is, you know, and I'm really

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Speaker 4: bad at examples, so give me a fucking minute. When

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Speaker 4: you eat something and it's delicious and the serotonin's like,

762
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Speaker 4: oh my god, and then you go to the doctor

763
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 4: and he's like you're cholesterol, You're like, okay, he's not

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Speaker 4: good for me. It's telling me it's not good for me,

765
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Speaker 4: but it feels good. It tastes good. That's my terrible

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Speaker 4: example of being digmatized. So in the long run, you're

767
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Speaker 4: doing yourself a disservice, okay, because you could be having

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Speaker 4: really good sex with someone who's not gonna hurt your feelings,

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Speaker 4: and y'all keep it casual all the way. If you

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Speaker 4: have the feelings and you're fucking him, that's crazy because

771
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Speaker 4: you're the one getting poked.

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Speaker 1: But sometimes it does feel good to dip something in

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Speaker 1: blue ranch, you know what I'm saying, like or blue cheese.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, one more question and we got.

775
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Speaker 5: To move on.

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Speaker 8: I like your idea though a blue ranch. I like

777
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Speaker 8: like a combination of the two. Yeah, that sounds delicious.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Any tips? I'm balancing a demanding job and a relationship. Angie,

780
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Speaker 4: your favorite publicist, Jesus Christ. I turned my last time, Angie,

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Speaker 4: where the fuck are you saying?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 4: Okay, last time Angie was here, her phone went off

784
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Speaker 4: and I was like, your phone went off at like

785
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Speaker 4: nine pm?

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Speaker 2: Do you have to take your birth control? She's like yes.

787
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Speaker 2: So you want to balance work in a relationship.

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Speaker 8: She's asking, how do you balance work in family?

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Speaker 4: Like the way the way you are at your job,

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Speaker 4: be that with your relationship.

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Speaker 2: Period plan overplan and check in. How we doing? How's

792
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Speaker 2: my performance? Is what you could do? This is what

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Speaker 2: I feel like we could do. Together.

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Speaker 4: That's how you fucking move on. That's just me though,

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Speaker 4: do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think you said it all right there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, I mean it seems like you

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Speaker 1: you have you have a career. She's a big time

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Speaker 1: public time publicist. I mean sometimes people say it's not balance,

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Speaker 1: its choice, so like you have to choose sometimes it

801
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Speaker 1: can't be equal. And you know, when you make that choice,

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Speaker 1: have confidence in the choice and say that what you

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Speaker 1: chose was worth it.

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Speaker 5: People are just Yeah, I was happy. I was.

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Speaker 8: I think, choose that job. A job is so much

806
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Speaker 8: better than a family. Like the family, It's like anyone

807
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 8: can have one of those. But you have an amazing

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Speaker 8: job as a publicist. You're amazing. Choose that all right?

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Speaker 1: You heard?

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Speaker 4: Does everybody giving up for Scott?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: You know what.

813
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 4: I just took my kids to like a Paw Patrol

814
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Speaker 4: live show, and I was looking at the dancers who

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Speaker 4: like had to pretend to be dogs and pretend to

816
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 4: like it, and I was like, I feel for you,

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Speaker 4: Like a shock of Cotton song, I think I love

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Speaker 4: you you for Scott, just to like go in on

819
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Speaker 4: what the experience is like in a costume in the

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Speaker 4: eighties with no ac making people happy.

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Speaker 2: But still the love.

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Speaker 4: You know, the beaming joy he has for the Disney

823
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Speaker 4: Institution is infectious, right, And so I'm like, Okay, there

824
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Speaker 4: is hope for everybody that has to like tap dance

825
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 4: as a dog in a very hot costume. And you

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Speaker 4: know what, he is the first guest that we forgot

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Speaker 4: to ask the question what's the most adult thing that

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Speaker 4: you want to do for yourself that you haven't?

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Speaker 2: But I feel like, goddamn, he's done it, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what I mean, He's doing all the things.

831
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Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes that question can really stunt people

832
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Speaker 1: because they're like, damn, aren't I doing enough?

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Speaker 3: You know, I know, you know.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like that question would be asked an

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Speaker 1: answer by all the things that he relayed he was

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Speaker 1: doing already. Yeah. I was also interested in the fact

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Speaker 1: that he's actually from California and in show business, because

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00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 1: sometimes that like repels people and they're like, I want

839
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Speaker 1: to get as far away from that as humanly possible.

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Speaker 3: But he just completely embraced it.

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Speaker 2: I love that too.

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Speaker 4: I mean, god, I'm just thinking about everybody from California.

843
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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 1: My mind goes Jordan, it goes who are you seeing?

845
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Speaker 1: Tell me whose face you see when you think of California?

846
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Speaker 4: Well, I'm also thinking about New York and people like

847
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Speaker 4: in Broadway shows, the people that do, like the thankless jobs, the.

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Speaker 1: People in the course, yeah, the tech yes folk, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: absolutely yeah, night after night giving it to you, the

850
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Speaker 1: people in the pit playing the music, making a sta yeah.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely. End episode The Great White Way.

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Speaker 2: No wait, thank you guys for listening. I hope you

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Speaker 2: didn't laugh too much.

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Speaker 4: I hope you enjoyed the air horns and learned a

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Speaker 4: little something about yourself.

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Speaker 2: I don't know your journey, bitch.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Our senior producer is g Howley.

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Speaker 3: Our associate producer is Alex Chief.

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Speaker 2: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 1: Theme song and live show djang is by Don will

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Speaker 1: Our Live.

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Speaker 2: Show producer is Marion Ways.

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Speaker 3: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Photography by Gis vander Most.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstark and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 4: MMMM