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Speaker 1: Hi Internet. Uh, it's me and I want to welcome

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Speaker 1: you to season one, seventeen, episode three of the Daily

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Speaker 1: Zeit Kaiser production of I Heart Radio. And you already

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Speaker 1: know what we do a little bit different today's intro.

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Speaker 1: I heard old Michael bloombags popped up in a free

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Speaker 1: know for everybody who needs to note, the official position

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Speaker 1: of this show is fuck Mike Bloomberg forever. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: was that one more time? Dan? Exactly? Uh, Like this

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Speaker 1: is what happens when you work at big network. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: the ads creep in that you don't want them to,

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Speaker 1: suffice to say, we don't take any money from that dude. Um,

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Speaker 1: thank you, and also fun the Koch Brothers and fuck

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Speaker 1: Fox News, but also fuck Mike Bloomberg. Uh. It's Thursday, January.

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Speaker 1: I am Miles Gray, a k A brew drinking Kirkland

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Speaker 1: I got the wolf Man. Hey, whoa, he's starting on base.

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Speaker 1: let me remedy that. Okay, really good. That was incredible.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Blair. Um, and I am thrilled

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Speaker 1: to introduce today's guest co host, the one and only

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Speaker 1: my fellow Bruin who will leave you and Ruin Blair Sack.

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Speaker 1: What's up my screaming out from the mountain? Blair back

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Speaker 1: in the studio today. Yeah, the defensive specialist herself. Call

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Speaker 1: it the Penalty the Pentagon because I'm a defensive specialist.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Blair for coming through. It's always

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Speaker 1: a pleasure. Uh. And we're joined by Blay, the Lord

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Speaker 1: of Chaos, the Lord of the Michael Flatley of Chaos Podcasts,

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Speaker 1: Mr Blake Wexler. Hey, this is Blake Wexler a k A.

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Speaker 1: The John Keats of Uber Eats a k A. The

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Speaker 1: Yummy dot Com don a k A Postmate Blake a

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Speaker 1: outside which gate? Oh no, I'm further down the street.

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Speaker 1: It's a common mistake. Be right out. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: having me, you guys man, Which one of those services

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Speaker 1: do you actually use? Oh? Wow, you eat caviar every day?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's how I do thank you for

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Speaker 1: because you can make a good boyfriend. Yeah. You know

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Speaker 1: what he's actually really good at is making this kind

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Speaker 1: of pasta that makes the person who eats it skinnier.

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Speaker 1: M I don't know if that interests you at all, Blair.

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy that you mentioned, because that was a

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Speaker 1: tweet you did that I liked yesterday. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: just a simple desire where it said that all I

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Speaker 1: want is a man who cooks me fresh pasta every

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Speaker 1: single night, and then I get skinnier with each passage.

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Speaker 1: That's a reasonable what's your favorite kind of Pastah? God, okay, god,

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Speaker 1: it's so hard to choose, but I like it. I

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Speaker 1: really love spaghetti. I love linguini. Really yeah, I like ghatios.

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I'm I'm bougie, but I go high, ammo.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to make the way you class up. Spaghetios

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Speaker 1: is aged, parmesan and tabasco. Yeah. I would always eat

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Speaker 1: that as a kid. Well, not real I would just

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Speaker 1: use like the green bottle craft so much of that

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Speaker 1: ship on top of spaghetios and hot sauce. The aged

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Speaker 1: you know, if you have a microplane. Yeah, sometimes I'll

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Speaker 1: just pop up in a can of spaghettios and head

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Speaker 1: to toe Gucci and to shuff it up. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: before we get to know Blake a little bit better,

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Speaker 1: let's just let people know what we're talking about. Um,

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Speaker 1: the l a City Council. They're doing the lord's work.

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Speaker 1: Mohammed been Salmon, but Messy Bits season look out because

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Speaker 1: check in with some Polidge some Hilary Cleantown. I guess

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Speaker 1: Mr Peanut is died. Don't say that. Well, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: like obviously we've got to check in with on Becky

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Speaker 1: of flege that would like to look at the fallen Angel.

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Speaker 1: It's truly Gabriel, the Angel Gabriel Um. And maybe some

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Speaker 1: But before we get into all of that, Blake, what's

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Speaker 1: some thing from your search history that's revealing about who

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Speaker 1: you are as as a comedian? Whatever? Man, let us know.

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Speaker 1: We'll determine that based on what's in the search history.

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Speaker 1: I was looking up leaving airport reentry. What was what

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Speaker 1: I was looking at? Like if you had a layover

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Speaker 1: come back and then go some go to age Town,

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Speaker 1: that down sipp and Lean it's great, and then make

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Speaker 1: your way back. Yeah. Ok, yeah, that's what I would

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Speaker 1: just say. Just go to Popados in the terminal. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: which terminal? Whatever? United? Oh that's what the papadau it

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Speaker 1: I always have to mention at the Houston Airport. That's

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Speaker 1: my favorite place. How many Michelin Stars does that have? Now?

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Speaker 1: What's the most nineteen believe you guys know Michelin Star

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Speaker 1: Win impossible Wow And I interrupted you and I oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: every time I have to answer that question on this podcast,

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Speaker 1: it's always something filthy and what is that porn or something? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're into airport layover. Sure? Great? Sure is there are

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Speaker 1: an overlap? Yeah? Yeah between the two. Absolutely. What's something

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Speaker 1: that's overrated? Overrated? I'm going to have to say salvage jeans, salvage, salvage, salvage.

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Speaker 1: would be like vironmentally friendly. Salvage is like they're fancy jeans.

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Speaker 1: They're like a nice material that you have to I

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Speaker 1: don't know if they're nice. It's like a raw material

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Speaker 1: that like you break in over a year, but there's

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Speaker 1: like no give to them. So if your weight fluctuates

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Speaker 1: like you need to have multiple sizes, and that's supposed

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Speaker 1: to wash them, right, No, no, not in the freezer

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Speaker 1: it's not my myth. For today, I'm going to double

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Speaker 1: down on myths where you're supposed to People say you

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Speaker 1: put them in the freezer, but I've read that that

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Speaker 1: just freezes your bacteria. But then like once you unfreeze it,

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Speaker 1: there's still just bacteria, right exactly. I've actually this is

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Speaker 1: I've heard Mark Marin talk about how he puts his

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Speaker 1: jeans in the freezer. Right. That's probably why I bought them, honestly,

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Speaker 1: because I heard he had I thought it was cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah your style, Yeah, that's my aesthetic. That's why I

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Speaker 1: have a mustache shirt on. Wait, what do you how

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Speaker 1: do you wash selvage? Gentlemen? You're so you soak them

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Speaker 1: in a tub. It's fine, The whole thing's fine. Embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Do you know this because you try it? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: get stretched jeans and they're great. So if you have

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Speaker 1: you with a button too, yeah, button fly, which is

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Speaker 1: tough to button after after you're done with whatever it

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Speaker 1: is you do down there. You know, I feel like

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Speaker 1: there's only one of two things. I feel there's only

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Speaker 1: twenty things you're doing number one or number two. Yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll leave it there. Um, what's fine, that's underrated? Underrated. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But our ass because I have the collective ask that

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Speaker 1: we share our yeah, the as he's talking about the

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Speaker 1: Look it's all connected. Yeah hamstring, Yes, they're shortening t hams.

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Speaker 1: It's an Oh my god, it's true though. Like I

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Speaker 1: like spot treats my ass and it's going to be incredible. Yes,

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Speaker 1: is that what you're doing? Are you doing a lot

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Speaker 1: doing like these dainty squats without knowing, and it's it's

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Speaker 1: going to ruin me and my brand. Yeah, you throw

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Speaker 1: a band on there. I'll throw on this green band,

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Speaker 1: the weaker of the two bands or three bands at first,

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Speaker 1: and then I throw on the yellow at the end. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: green means fucking go baby when it comes sat and sandity. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that like where you're in a squat and you kind

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Speaker 1: then there's like the donkey kicks with them, like the

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Speaker 1: fire hydrants. Yeah, what a fireside sideline clams or clam

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Speaker 1: shells or something of another one. And then it's like

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Speaker 1: a thigh master without having the thigh master. That yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: my one bedroom apartment. I honestly feel like it fitted perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Here's the secret. Get some sketcher shape ups and a

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Speaker 1: thigh master, and your buds gonna be looking like gen Selter.

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Speaker 1: God in no time. I like gen Selter. She's still

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Speaker 1: kicking around still, I mean donkey kicking or donkey kicking

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Speaker 1: her ship to the bank still. I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if she based on her lifestyle that she shows

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Speaker 1: But I look, I like the sentiment. What's funny is

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Speaker 1: It's time to say no, this is not the new norm. However,

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Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, great, great, great, great great, let's

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Speaker 1: a bridge, maybe there dozen, but they spent millions of

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Speaker 1: dollars on it and you can't even get to the bridge, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because there's like all these homeless encaments there, which is

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Speaker 1: the perfect symbol of just misspending where it's like, so

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Speaker 1: you have the people bikers can't even use that bridge

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Speaker 1: because you haven't taken care of this more important issue.

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Speaker 1: And but then they're like, well, hey, we can all

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Speaker 1: get behind the Dodgers getting shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean honestly for people like how Dodges housed people we

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Speaker 1: have in this city. And I think again for Paul Karatz,

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Speaker 1: like for you know, being Mr I hate cheating in

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Speaker 1: this country, you know, be a leader, because the part

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Speaker 1: of the city he represents is rather the nimbi people

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Speaker 1: are who are like I don't want to help out

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Speaker 1: with anything. Translation no uh, additional housing for people, know anyway,

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Speaker 1: and a little bit of inside baseball as it were

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Speaker 1: for the angles. All right, we're gonna take a quick

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Speaker 1: big we'll be right back and we're back, uh, and

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Speaker 1: let's check in with the impeachment trial. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: impeach in this Creed. Now I say trial with a question,

438
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Speaker 1: because this does not look anything like a trial. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's a cover up, as the Democrats would say, um,

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Speaker 1: and McConnell's fuckory. It's a it's it's it's it's what

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Speaker 1: we thought it would be. At first, I look, I'll

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Speaker 1: be honest. I thought maybe maybe he was going to

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Speaker 1: show his human side, and then I forgot. He is

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Speaker 1: just he's a wicked man. It's a raft. Um. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: don't bring the University of Maryland to this. Sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry. Nah. Shout out to Steve Francis, shout out

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Speaker 1: to College Park, shout out to One Dixon. Absolutely, thank

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Speaker 1: you Steve Francis had he had an incredible vertical. I

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Speaker 1: believe it's something like franchise. Literally, I didn't know you

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Speaker 1: love basketball so much. I know, I know to saying

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Speaker 1: say volleyball, would you say that to volleyball? She jumped

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Speaker 1: out of Jim. Oh yeah, absolute boost he's on that bitch.

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Speaker 1: Wow yo, that is some nineties talk. Wow, mad Boosts.

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Speaker 1: I had a T shirt that said that yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like that was like an and one slogan. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was like that faceless character, like that nightmare, like I

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Speaker 1: have no face, but my crossover is lit. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: back to this, how the fund did we get to

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Speaker 1: the and faceless? And one guy I don't even know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know Steve Francis tarrapin. You, Mitch McConnell, looks

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Speaker 1: like a turtle. That's I blame you, of course, taken

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Speaker 1: every time I've ever heard the word terrapin in my life.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're welcome. Add that to your vocab English major. Um.

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Speaker 1: So you know, on Tuesday night was a very long

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Speaker 1: winded exercise and futility. I mean it was, you know,

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Speaker 1: we saw what McConnell. He offered the rules that was

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Speaker 1: basically like, yeah, you know what, we don't need any

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Speaker 1: of the evidence that came from the House Investigations allowed

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Speaker 1: into this trial. And also like let's just do everything

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Speaker 1: in two days, even if it takes twelve hours. When

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Speaker 1: we deal to one am, then he kind of went back,

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Speaker 1: allowed more time, allowed the evidence from the House Investigation

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Speaker 1: to enter. But the Democrats wanted to offer amendments because

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Speaker 1: they also want to subpoena like the documents that are

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Speaker 1: the most incriminating, like messages between the Pentagon or the Omb.

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Speaker 1: Mcmulvaney uh, testimony from people. They wanted to subpoena many people.

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Speaker 1: So they throughout the night they're saying, this is this

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Speaker 1: is an amendment we'd like to offer, this is why

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Speaker 1: we need it, and then a long winded vote, and

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Speaker 1: it dragged on and on, and I think, look, I

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Speaker 1: don't think most people thought, or any Republicans like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what, we'll vote right now to have John

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Speaker 1: Bold to testify. But it was it was an interesting

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Speaker 1: gesture for them to drag it out into like one

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Speaker 1: in the morning d C time, because every time they

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Speaker 1: made their case, like we need these documents in this

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Speaker 1: trial because it's evidence of the case we're trying to approve,

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Speaker 1: so can we have that, and they're like no, no, no, no, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: this is a witness, but we'd like to testify at

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Speaker 1: this trial, and again they said no. And I think,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how much it worked on

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Speaker 1: the people on the right side of the chamber um,

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Speaker 1: but it was. It was. It was disheartening in the

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Speaker 1: end because you're like, Okay, so it's going to be

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Speaker 1: very narrow and the president's defense is just fucking lie. Um,

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Speaker 1: so we'll see what happens. But very little faith at

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Speaker 1: this point, this moment um. And I just think even

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Speaker 1: in like the most are bones terms, right, if we're

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Speaker 1: looking at what a trial is, and the Democrats are

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Speaker 1: saying this in the Senate yesterday, even if you've just

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Speaker 1: watched TV and you only know the like judicial legal

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Speaker 1: system from TV, most people be able to say, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's like two sides and a judge and then there's

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Speaker 1: like witnesses and like evidence, but every but they're pointing

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Speaker 1: the fact that this is a departure from any kind

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Speaker 1: of trial or legal proceeding, like this is absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's just a perversion of a more perverted system. I

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Speaker 1: guess I don't know what to say. Um. I saw

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Speaker 1: a graphic of the difference between the rules for this

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Speaker 1: one versus the Clinton impeachment, and I think just the

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Speaker 1: fact that they're even just fucking shortening it in a

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Speaker 1: way where it's like three days I believe for opening arguments,

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Speaker 1: which still like logically seems like so goddamn long. And

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Speaker 1: then um, I think it's also for the Clinton one,

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Speaker 1: it was five days. So even for something like opening arguments,

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Speaker 1: they'd even shorten that. Yeah, because at first they were

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Speaker 1: really just trying to do it, to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the important bits will be said when everyone's sleeping and

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Speaker 1: no one cares or they're watching Hannity, um, and you

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Speaker 1: know it's still there. There were They're also these rumors

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Speaker 1: going around that there could be some a possible witness

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Speaker 1: swap between Democrats and Republicans. It's like, if we get Bolton,

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Speaker 1: you get Hunter Biden, if we get the testimony of

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Speaker 1: Mike Pompale, you get Joe Biden kind of thing, which

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Speaker 1: I think is an absolutely it's ridiculous because neither Hunter

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Speaker 1: or Joe Biden have anything to do with the President's

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Speaker 1: actions and withholding aid from Ukraine. It's just purely I

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Speaker 1: think if the Democrats did that, it would be an

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Speaker 1: absolute mistake because that just gives them a talking point

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Speaker 1: to parade up Biden and his son, and then they'll

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Speaker 1: you know, I can only imagine what White House, the

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Speaker 1: kinds of questions that would come out of the White

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Speaker 1: House Council um so. And again, also when we look

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Speaker 1: at some of the documents that Left Partners gave to

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Speaker 1: the Intel Committee last week, it showed very clearly that

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Speaker 1: Trump was not pursuing corruption in Ukraine. He was pursuing

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Speaker 1: an announcement for an investigation. So it's it's moot like

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Speaker 1: there's no reason for them to speak because this has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with them. Um. And also there's it's

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Speaker 1: possible that they could vote on a motion to dismiss

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Speaker 1: the case entirely, but I don't think that will happen

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Speaker 1: this week. I think this is a very good trial.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Legal expert Blair Saki. I mean,

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Speaker 1: just from your ten thousand foot view and just from

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Speaker 1: the weight of history behind it, what's your take? My

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Speaker 1: take is incredibly good trial. I think a lot is

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Speaker 1: being done, and um, I'm feeling really good about it.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling like all sides are really acting in incredible ways,

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Speaker 1: and I'm confident that the right decision is going to

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Speaker 1: be made. Wow, vague, and you actually echoed the words

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Speaker 1: exactly of what Donald Trump said. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you knew this. I'm a mouthpiece for Dawn. Yeah, I know, congratulations.

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Speaker 1: I applied for that and they rejected. And you're the

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Speaker 1: easiest mouthpiece to listen to of all of them. Um. No,

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Speaker 1: this is what Donald Trump said. So okay, he's looking

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Speaker 1: at charges of obstruction of Congress because he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the House requested documents to say, Hi, we believe this

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Speaker 1: is an impeachable offense. We need the documents to verify this.

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Speaker 1: But again, because you're innocent, you don't give the documents

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Speaker 1: away because they'll just show you to be guilty. I

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Speaker 1: think that's how it works. Um, this is him. So

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Speaker 1: when he's in Davos right now in Switzerland, wasn't that

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Speaker 1: a Game of Thrones place? Yeah, Davos Seaworth is a character,

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Speaker 1: That's what it was. Actually, did he have all his fingers? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Didn't he? What do you mean? Am I getting that wrong?

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Speaker 1: Was Davos the guy, the onion knight or whatever Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump is in an onion? His Oh, his fingers came off.

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Speaker 1: I thought he never had them? How do you hold

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Speaker 1: the sword? Did he ever hold a sword with the

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Speaker 1: other hand? Lose all his fingers? I don't know. Look

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Speaker 1: what you're ruining? What am I some Game of Thrones expert?

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Speaker 1: He did this? Just verified from producer DJ Daniel and

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Speaker 1: DJ ye Ye. Yes he did have his fingers. Huh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for that digital confirmation. Now he's

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Speaker 1: in Davos, no jokes please, Uh, that's good environment for

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Speaker 1: a comedy podcast Dallas. No Jokes, No Jokes, UM. And

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Speaker 1: this is what he had to say when he was

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Speaker 1: asked about what his take was on how the first

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Speaker 1: day of impeachment went. When we released that conversation, all

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Speaker 1: hell broke out with the Democrats because they say, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, this is much different than Shifty Shift told us.

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Speaker 1: So we're doing very well. I got to watch enough.

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Speaker 1: I thought our team did a very good job. But honestly,

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Speaker 1: we have all the material. They don't have the material. Okay,

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Speaker 1: on so again, this is what he's saying. We're doing well.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. We got all the evidence. They

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Speaker 1: ain't got none of it. So we'll be we'll be good.

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Speaker 1: And it's just it's great to see him underline his

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Speaker 1: obstruction like that by just screaming it out loud. And

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Speaker 1: then at Davos, he was also asked a very pertinent

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Speaker 1: question about climate change because Greta Thumberg is also there

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Speaker 1: and she's, you know, saying, Hi, it's the world is

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Speaker 1: still ending, um, and we haven't. We've basically done funck

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Speaker 1: all to really take this problem on um and again

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Speaker 1: Trump had to take just to just to smear climate

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Speaker 1: change science outright, he said, fear and doubt. Why am

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Speaker 1: I even reading it like this? I better do it

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Speaker 1: that right? Well, fear and doubt is not a good

599
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Speaker 1: thought process because it's a diver tremendous hope and enjoy

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Speaker 1: and optimist him in action. But to embrace the possibilities

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Speaker 1: of tomorrow, we must reject the perennial profits of doom

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Speaker 1: and their predictions of the apocalypse. Fear and doubt we're

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Speaker 1: a huge part of malannis wedding vows. By the way,

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Speaker 1: they were called fear and debt. I think wasn't it

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Speaker 1: the theme? I think it was the theme what are

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Speaker 1: you going for? Like boho chic? No fear and fear

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Speaker 1: and doubt mostly the wedding. Trump went to Davl just

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Speaker 1: to be like, oh, Greta, basically, I mean what I

609
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: came here to say, My best opponents are children. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fear and doubt. I love that. That's It's like He's like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we shouldn't talk about that. We should just like ignore

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Speaker 1: and not examine, like um, scientific evidence ending doom for

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Speaker 1: the planet. I mean, what a leader. I'm We're lucky

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Speaker 1: to have him, thank God. And he also sorry, I

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Speaker 1: keep pick up because I'm so emotional. Yeah, that happens.

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Speaker 1: He also repeated one of his favorite lies that the

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Speaker 1: US has the cleanest air in the world, which is

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Speaker 1: just verifiably false, like his administration has made the air

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Speaker 1: quality worse. Um and according to like real studies, the

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Speaker 1: US is in tenth place when it comes to cleaner

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised he didn't just say the best air, like

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Speaker 1: that would just be beca we have the best air.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's only it's only a few months

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Speaker 1: time before we're all mandated to drive hummers. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. It's like mandatory car trade in for

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Speaker 1: a hummer. He's like, you need to have a more

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Speaker 1: fossil fuel used inch car. He's like, or you just

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Speaker 1: get that sick exhaust on there too, black class, you're

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Speaker 1: rolling cold made. Let's get a Prius blowing black clous out.

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Speaker 1: If you drive a Prius, you must have cold out

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Speaker 1: of it. They'll have to convert your car into a

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Speaker 1: small coal power power plant. Um. Okay, Now I just

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Speaker 1: want to get into MBS because it's messy bit season.

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Speaker 1: Let's just talk a little bit about Jeff Bezos. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember when you had all those leaked texts and

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Speaker 1: photos come out a while back when he said like

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Speaker 1: I love you alive girl to Laura Sanchez, who at

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00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: the time was his miss stress. Um. So you know,

639
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: at the time, everyone was like, how the fund did

640
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: the National Enquirer get this stuff? People like, we think

641
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,439
Speaker 1: it's her brother, her own fucking brother, solder out. Other

642
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: people were like, did they pay someone to hack this ship? Um?

643
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: More interesting? Yeah, but Jeff Bezos, you know he hired

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00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: his own You know, when you're the richest man on earth,

645
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: he might also have some resources to get to the

646
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: bottom of things. Um. And at first he was like,

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00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of fingers are pointed at the

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Speaker 1: Saudis um and then some un investigators are calling for

649
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: an even uh like larger investigation because the report says

650
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: that we believe that it was actually attributable to the

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00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: what's app account used by the Crown Prince himself, Mohammed

652
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: bin Salma um. And they're like, Okay, how the funk

653
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: did this? Like how did this happen? Apparently they met

654
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: at a party somewhere um and exchange numbers like to

655
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: fucking like super Christ. But I like that they kept

656
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: it like to what's App there still like, yo, I'm

657
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: not gonna pay those like foreign texted jeeves. Come on,

658
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: I may be rich, but let's keep it really um.

659
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: So they exchanged numbers then and at a certain point,

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Speaker 1: um there was a quote, A single photograph is texted

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00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 1: to Mr Bezos from the Crown Princes What's App account

662
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: along with a sardonic caption. It is an image of

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Speaker 1: a woman resembling the woman with whom Bezos is having

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Speaker 1: an affair, months before the Bezos affair was known publicly,

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00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 1: and they said his phone appeared to be compromised on

666
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: the day that an encrypted video file was sent from

667
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: the Prince's What's App account to Bezos is in May.

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00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: So essentially, when he opened this video file quote, a

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Speaker 1: massive and unauthorized ex filtration of data from Bezos's phone began,

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00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: continuing and escalating for months. Jesus, So for all you

671
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: all your people out there, I think the moral of

672
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: this story is, don't open video files that Mohammed Bin

673
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: Salman texts you and your what'sapp threat, no matter how

674
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: funny the meme it came on his podcasts. I mean,

675
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: when you look at this right, you know the whole

676
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: motivation for this is Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post,

677
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: and when Jamal Hashoji was murdered by the Crown Prince,

678
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: the Washington Post they were aggressively covering this as they

679
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Speaker 1: would because this is unheard of. This, I mean not

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Speaker 1: unheard of. State sanction murdered is pretty common, It's been

681
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: around for a while. But yeah, this whole thing of

682
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: like whoa, they lured him into an embassy and then

683
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: his he was you know, his body was dissembled and

684
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: taken on, like okay, just really disturbing shit. So the

685
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: theory goes is that by having this kind of blackmail,

686
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Speaker 1: he able material on Bezos that maybe that could influence

687
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Speaker 1: the coverage that the Washington Post is doing. But but

688
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: it also really does not look good for am I,

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Speaker 1: the parent company of the National Choir, because they're like,

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Speaker 1: are you like that gorgeous publication, that gorgeous publication. Yeah,

691
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Speaker 1: it's it's not looking good for them, no, especially now,

692
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: I mean like because they were saying like, no, we

693
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Speaker 1: got this from the brother of Laura Sanchez, I think,

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Speaker 1: and now it's like, hold on, are you Because they

695
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: also did a really nice puff piece on Mohammed bin Salmon,

696
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Speaker 1: like a whole glossy magazine that was like, is this

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00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: new crown Prince, the new crown Mohammed Bay Salmon, who knows? Uh,

698
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Speaker 1: the woke crown Prince. Uh. So more on that as

699
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Speaker 1: it as it comes out. But in the National Enquirer, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll see what they have to say that so far

701
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: they have no comment, but we'll see what happens. Uh.

702
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: And then just to check in on the polls real

703
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: quick because right now, obviously, uh, Amy Klobuchar, Elizabeth Warren

704
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Speaker 1: and Bernie Sanders being senators, they have to be in

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Speaker 1: d C for this entire impeachment process, so they have

706
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Speaker 1: to put their campaigns on hold, or rather, they can't

707
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Speaker 1: be out there glad handing like they would want to

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00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: be considering the Iowa caucuses are coming up. But when

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Speaker 1: you just sort of look at the polls, Uh, there's

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Speaker 1: one poll taken at the from CNN recently. CNN the

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Speaker 1: people who were like, should Bernie and Elizabeth Warren keep fighting? Yes? Please? Uh?

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00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: They found in their own poll that of all the

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Speaker 1: Democrats being pulled of Democrats who are voting or Democrat

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Speaker 1: leaning independence preferred Bernie Sanders to Joe Biden who only

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Speaker 1: got so Now according to this poll, UH, Bernie is

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Speaker 1: the front runner, but there's other polls that say Biden

717
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Speaker 1: still ahead. I think it all depends. I think if

718
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 1: you look at it, though, Bernie has been slowly building

719
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: momentum since the end of the year. Um. And then

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Speaker 1: there was another poll that came out putting a lot

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Speaker 1: of the Democratic candidate's head to head with Trump in

722
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: a hypothetical race, seeing who would win, and that poll

723
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Speaker 1: found that Bernie would get fifty of voters to Trump's,

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Speaker 1: so a nine point lead. In second place was Joe

725
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: Biden with fift sent to Trump's forty three. That's seven. Then,

726
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: fucking Mike Bloomberg. Fuck that dude. UH is like just

727
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: behind them with a seven point lead. For why are

728
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 1: you counting money right now? For mention, Oh, it seems

729
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: like every time you mentioned his name you start counting money. Well,

730
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Speaker 1: I just I got to make sure this is yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is since the add that you guys r um

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Speaker 1: uh no. And then Elizabeth Warren she leads UH by

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Speaker 1: three points. So it's interesting to see how much that

734
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Speaker 1: full spending campaign UH gets you, you know, seven percent

735
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: lead hypothetically. And even Tom Styre, little Tom Stier got

736
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Speaker 1: about he eked out two points better. So have you

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00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: seen any of those Tom Styre ads? Constantly if you

738
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Speaker 1: stream any kind of video content, it's the same fucking

739
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: one where it's like, you guys are the climate solution

740
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Speaker 1: and he says the word climates. There's like nine fucking times.

741
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, I get it. Please. He's also like

742
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: oddly kind of not in the commercial, like you hear him,

743
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: but it's all like you don't really see him in

744
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: the commercial. I think because he doesn't want to look

745
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: like sick, which is like a white billionaire guy who's like,

746
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to solve your problems. Yeah, but hey, that

747
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 1: that strategy seems to be working for the other billionaire

748
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: like Bloomberg, so you never know. Um. And then lastly,

749
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: I just want to check in with Hillary Clinton because she,

750
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: you know, she caught some headlines when she told the

751
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: Hollywood Reporter she's like, nobody likes Bernie. He fucking stinks. Um.

752
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: His shirts are all like yellow on the collar and

753
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: the arm beds. If you really look, he's nasty, like

754
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: that fool doesn't even go here. Um, And it's sent

755
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: off a whole uh whole trend on Twitter being like

756
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: we like Bernie Sanders, or the people being like why

757
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 1: did she need to say this, This This doesn't make sense,

758
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: or pulling up her record, Uh why did that? Because

759
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: she has a new documentary coming out and that immediately

760
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: I think it's dual purpose right in one, you go

761
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: after Bernie Sanders, that's gonna get you in the headlines

762
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: because that's a time honored battle from that people love

763
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: to rehash um. And also, yeah, you know it gets you,

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00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: gets you in the news, and also it helps I

765
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: think when you look at what a lot of like

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00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: corporate media is doing, they would they would love for

767
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: Bernie to not be the nominee so she gets to

768
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 1: put her little two cents in there? Is that true though?

769
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: Do you think in this like is there any truth

770
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: to that? Do you think? Because if you think about

771
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: the people who are running these companies, they are the

772
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: kinds of people who would get hit hardest by kind

773
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: of tax reforms or other kinds of reforms, and like

774
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 1: being like, hey, guess what, you need to pay people

775
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: a living wage now, and they're like, but that means

776
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: I make less money as a government. In the government,

777
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: I believe what they don't like Bernie, I think that's

778
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: up to the people. I mean sure, I think if

779
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 1: you look at the amount of uh legislators and politicians

780
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: that are in power now based off of being you know,

781
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: funded by corporations and large donations. Yeah, he's he threatens

782
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 1: to up end that system now that system is deeply

783
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: in trench. I don't think it's gonna happen overnight, but yes,

784
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: someone like that, and even what Elizabeth Warren is saying,

785
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: those are people who have been like, we're singing a

786
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: different tune and we would like to change it. Um.

787
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: I always want to ask these questions, by the way,

788
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: but I usually just like pretend like I know what

789
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, but I never know anything that you

790
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: guys are talking about. So thank you for asking these

791
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: because I didn't know these things. No, that's what I mean,

792
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: if you really think about it, right, Uh, when you

793
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: have Congress people go to the hill a lot of

794
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: the times, they're basically like nascars, right, they should wear

795
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: their fucking sponsors on their coats, like, well, I'm for

796
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: I get a lot of money for for profit education,

797
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: the health care industry, Wall Street. So when it comes time,

798
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: so many people. They have so many holding to those

799
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,959
Speaker 1: people because they're they have a leash they can yank

800
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Speaker 1: on when they say that, don't vote on this tax package.

801
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Coming after my bonuses? Remember who

802
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: was paying for this? And they go, oh, you're right,

803
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right, it's I'll vote against it. There's

804
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: like no politician that isn't. This is a wild way

805
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 1: to say this, but like when I first watched the

806
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: first season of House of Cards when I was like young,

807
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: I could not blame when you were young. Yeah, when

808
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: I was young, and and you just just seeing like

809
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: a show where and like there's since been a bunch

810
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: of shows, but seeing like how each politician is just

811
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 1: trying to get to the next step that it's almost

812
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: like their whole every anything that they started out with

813
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: is completely gone. Like a media. Yeah, it seems like

814
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: that's what they call it Hollywood for ugly people. It's

815
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: like you use whoever you want to get as high

816
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,280
Speaker 1: as you can, fuck whatever, like funk your talent, whatever.

817
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: It's just like get there. Or even if you start

818
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: out with like a pure heart, there's almost no way.

819
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 1: You have to make so many deals every which way

820
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: just to make to move anywhere. Look at carrot top. Yeah, exactly,

821
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Speaker 1: incredible example, pertinent. Have he made a deal with a

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00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: manufacturer to make all those props? Yeah? He has a

823
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: whole fucking warehouse. That Game of Thrones came out. I

824
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: don't watch phones, I mean house of cards. I don't

825
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: know how old you are, Blair. I'm trying to carbon

826
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: date you based on that. Okay, yeah, but anyway, so

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Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton came out um and said she was just

828
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Speaker 1: like this is her tweet because I think most people

829
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: like sit down Hillary. Not right now, we're trying to

830
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: look at November and beat this dude. She said, I

831
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 1: thought everyone wanted my authentic, unvarnished views. But to be serious,

832
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: the number one priority for our country and world is

833
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: retiring Trump. And as I always have, I will do

834
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Speaker 1: whatever I can to support our nominee. Is she getting

835
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: sued by Tulsi Gabbard for fifty million dollars that I

836
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: read that? Yeah? For defamation? Yeah, holy sh it, because

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Speaker 1: she said she's a Russian asset. See in court, do

838
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: you call me a Russian asset? Behind my back? I'm

839
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: sucking suing you for how much like a hundred dollars. No,

840
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars. That's how much my name's were. She's like,

841
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: but that's that's my whole Epstein's it's fifty million. All right,

842
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break or maybe a long break.

843
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, it depends on how we feel. We're

844
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: right back. Stretch their strings and we're back, and my

845
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: hammies are wow, moons over my hammies by doing any

846
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are we doing here? My toes? I

847
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: just do I do a little. I'll do a lot

848
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: of what is it hurdler stretch too, you know, and

849
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: then really get that across, you know, like left arm

850
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: to right foot. Absolutely, ship damn alright, pro athlete, this

851
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: is a very hamstring centric episode. Of course, why wouldn't it.

852
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: We'll get too quad exercises in a bit, so we

853
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: have time or wheelhouse. But I just there was some

854
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: ship on Twitter that was trending that said like r

855
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: I P Mr Peanut uh And I was like, okay,

856
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: all right, that's it and next up? Wait, why is

857
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 1: the news cycle always so doom in lagoons out? Oh

858
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: my god, Blair's crying blood. Never in my life so

859
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 1: so there was so people like what the fund is

860
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: going on. Apparently they have a Super Bowl commercial out

861
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,919
Speaker 1: that seals the fate of the beloved one percenter who

862
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: was a top hat monocle. Why is he rich, by

863
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: the way, does he own the company? I don't know,

864
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: there's definitely there's probably a very dark backstory, the fucking nepotism.

865
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: It's not like is a sequel to The Joker? Maybe? Yeah, Okay,

866
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 1: So it's This is a statement from the Planters brand manager.

867
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: It says it's with heavy hearts that we confirm Mr

868
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: Peanut has passed away at one hundred four years old.

869
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: He will be remembered as the legume who always brought

870
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 1: people together for nutty adventures and a good time. We

871
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: encourage fans to tune into Mr peanuts funeral during the

872
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: third quarter of the Super Bowl to celebrate his life.

873
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: All right, let's just capitalize on people's death. Classic So

874
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: you're more upset that they are going to even in

875
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: death they have no respect for Mr Peanut. No, I'm

876
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: saying that their whole message, anti capitalist message is inherently capitalists.

877
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: So shady bitches, do you care? It's so weird? I

878
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm trying to think of thank you. I'm

879
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: a fictional cartoon. I mean, it's happening all the time.

880
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: Look around us, you know what I mean? Look around?

881
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: Look around. Oh, you're all on the same page. That's

882
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: Blair and Blake for you. Welcome back to Blair and Blake.

883
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: The Yeah. I don't how do you make this like

884
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: worth looking at? I don't think. I don't know anybody

885
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: who was like, Oh, that's kind of an interesting idea,

886
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: I thought, although I feel like most Super bowlads, you're like,

887
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: it's sobbing mother draped over that cast, just the fucking

888
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: tears coming out of that nut. And then the song.

889
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: It probably has a lot of kids write something like that,

890
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: and this one. He is married to a lagum also

891
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: not a human woman. Oh then I'm out. I don't know.

892
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, I'm just singing out loud. Hey, we're

893
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: spitballing here. But he's married to a human I would

894
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 1: imagine Mr Peanut looks like a guy who's been divorced,

895
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: like he's a hundred four years older. I expect like

896
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: an Ana Nicole Smith type wife around him. I don't

897
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: like these trends, these marketing trends that happened talking to

898
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: Mike Blair. I don't like these marketing trends that have

899
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: been It's so corny. Then it's just ubiquitous in like

900
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: one second, like when everyone was doing that Lizzo thing,

901
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: Like literally every company was like unrolled their Lizze lyric

902
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: campaign and you're like, shut up, nothing makes me want

903
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: to buy your ship less. During the fourth quarter, they

904
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 1: cremate Chester the Cheetahs. Can you imagine? It's just like, oh,

905
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 1: my fire, but the monopoly man's behind it. It's four

906
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,959
Speaker 1: flaming hot Cheetos. Oh boy, I just I just tried

907
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: for Cheetos for the first time. I've never had Wait, wait,

908
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: hold on, what the fund is going on here? You

909
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: have never had I can't come here and be honest

910
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: and forthright. Can you can? You can? But I still

911
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 1: have my right to be shocked and in awe over

912
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: this revelation. My goodness, now, no judgment, but how did

913
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: you grow up in California and you never had flaming

914
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: hot chee? You know, I've always been a really hard

915
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: regular Cheeto gal. I looking ride hard for the rich.

916
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 1: And I got to tell you, even though I like

917
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: my ship real spicy, it was not what I was

918
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: hoping for when I tried it. What did you hope? No,

919
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: it just I think the ones I had the reason.

920
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: The disparity that we're coming upon right now, Please use

921
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: as academic language as possible in describing this. I really

922
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: love this. Please address this disparity immediately expeditiously that we

923
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: I think what happened was I accidentally descended upon a

924
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: flaming hot cheeto puff and the consistency without the just

925
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: incredible crunch took me completely out of it. And while

926
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: I could recognize that there was value in the flavor,

927
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: I wasn't even in the same galaxy as a fucking cheetah. Yeah,

928
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god. I was, you know,

929
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: having some sort of just weak week week just derivative

930
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: of a Cheetoh are they doing over there? Also? Do

931
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: you like spicy food? Uh? Yeah, but not that much. Yeah,

932
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: it's a kind of spicy though that's weird, like like

933
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: that that I can handle even people with boring pots,

934
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,359
Speaker 1: because it's like so hot you can't stop eating it,

935
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: like it's like one of the things. You'll keep eating

936
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: it too, because the substance on top of the like

937
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,919
Speaker 1: a blanket. I do like the slight pain in my yeah,

938
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: gain right, you know what I mean? That's true. God, damn.

939
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: I also want to bring up this interesting story. There

940
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: was further Confusion, or fur Con as it is known,

941
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,919
Speaker 1: took place in San Jose for furries. You know, people

942
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: who have their No, no no, no, this is a good story.

943
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: Don't don't slander the furry. Stop right there. I know,

944
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: I know, we know how closed minded you are when

945
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 1: it comes to people's first sonas. But I need your eyes.

946
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: That's real talk. No, that's that's that's okay. Oh god,

947
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 1: this is gunning off the rails and what this girl's seatbelt? Um?

948
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 1: So what happened was now they basically during this convention,

949
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: a group of phurries intervened on behalf of somebody who

950
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,919
Speaker 1: was being assaulted. So Robbie Ryan's who was twenty six,

951
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 1: He was working as a DJ at the convention, as

952
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: one does, and he said, he and a friend went

953
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: outside for quick smoke. I don't want I don't know

954
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 1: what kind of smoke, and they said, out of nowhere,

955
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: we heard a woman screams coming from inside and saw

956
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: the passenger throwing full fists at whoever was driving. We

957
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 1: got up and ran towards the car. My friend pulled

958
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: open the door and we both held onto the attacker.

959
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: The girl driver was yelling for him to get out,

960
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: and he started trying to fight us off. For other

961
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: people who were attending the convention. Fellow Furries joined in

962
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 1: and helped grab the man, drag him out of the car,

963
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: and restrain him until police arrived. Okay, I mean that

964
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: guy will never commit a crime again. Yes, there's a

965
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: video of it, like where they don't have their head

966
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: part on, but they're from the neck down. They're they're

967
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: in full regalia. It's just you know, the reason why

968
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: there is the San Diego Jose I was it has

969
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: to be in San Diego even though we know it

970
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: was in Wait, why is every weird convention is in

971
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: San Diego. It's just a name one other than Comic

972
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: con Um just like Action Figures, and it's just like

973
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: you are like her Life and Ship. Probably you know

974
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: all those weird Pyramid one places. No, even though you

975
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: would think that I would be highly not that I

976
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: believe it. I believe that you know people who tried

977
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: to get you into it, and you may have been like,

978
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: let me just help my friend out and then that's

979
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:05,879
Speaker 1: total really true. Um, you're right, Miles. Have you been

980
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: to a herbal life function ever? No? No, I would

981
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: never like one last thing. I just want to get

982
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: into this um onunt Becky. There's a new development, okay,

983
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: And I have to I'm so obsessed with this entire

984
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: well because I went to U c l A. So

985
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: anytime I can just laugh at sc and like the

986
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: lengths people go like to get in there, I have

987
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: to just warms my heart, especially when people were spending

988
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: half a million dollars to get your kids in. Who

989
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck? U c l A is the

990
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: better school, right, Like, I'm not sure, thank you if

991
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: there's my answer, I mean one of the top you

992
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: see is obviously there. I mean, look, I can't no

993
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: shade the USC Film school is lit in their music

994
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: school they have you can get a decent edgy. I mean, look,

995
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: I can't slander that. It's more just out of ego. Okay.

996
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 1: Now with Lori and Massimo, as they get closer and

997
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: closure to facing their legal fates, we thought last time

998
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: they were like, we don't need to take a guilty

999
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: plead because we can prove that we didn't know the

1000
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars was a bribe. We just thought it's

1001
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: a fee you pay a guy to get your daughters

1002
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: into colleges with when they can't get in the normal.

1003
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,640
Speaker 1: That's like like I committed a crime, but it wasn't

1004
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: like a crime. Okay, I'm stupid. I'm seeing it being

1005
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: a good fathers grandma. Okay, what's next? Um No, So

1006
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: that seemed to be the sort of logic path they

1007
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,959
Speaker 1: were following, and the prosecutors have constantly been saying, hey,

1008
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: take a plea deal because we can prove like all

1009
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: this ship in court. Um. But they are very they've

1010
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: been sticking to their guns. Now there is a new

1011
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: tactic that is going that is making the rounds that

1012
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: the prosecution uh has basically informed Lori that they will

1013
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: use her daughters as star witnesses in trying to get

1014
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: to in securing a conviction, basically saying they would have,

1015
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: you know, have to put the kids on the stand

1016
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: and be can you explain it if they don't do

1017
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: a plea deal prosecution of subpoena the daughters around it,

1018
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: but you so you will you could be forced to

1019
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: testify against your parents. Unlike husband and wife. Yeah, and

1020
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: that's just does my question. Yeah, that's just a crazy

1021
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a real thing, I believe. But we

1022
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: always see that in TV. It's like and we always

1023
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: know and we got married. A wife cannot testify against

1024
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: her husband. But this one, I believe they could probably

1025
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 1: take the fifth and delay their testimony to get like

1026
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: a full on grand jury summons or subpoena. Oh my god.

1027
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: If my parents did something, and I don't think I could,

1028
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm to Italian. Yeah, you were saying, as they say, Yeah,

1029
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 1: what would you do? Okay, put yourself. Look, you're smart

1030
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: enough and talented enough to get into u c l A.

1031
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: So congrats. Would you do anything like now, I'd wrap

1032
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: my parents out immediately, you would fucking ship they pulled

1033
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: with me? Wow, so you're ready putting me in coat?

1034
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: I wrote a bus when I was adam. Um No,

1035
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: I love my parents so much. Yeah, I mean I

1036
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,920
Speaker 1: think if they did something like that, I didn't know,

1037
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: Like I don't even know. I'd be interesting to see

1038
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: what they did. I wonder if like if Olivia Jade,

1039
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: who's the one who had a YouTube channel, who like

1040
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: the lawyers like you need to fully delete this channel

1041
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: it's like full of weird bulls you've been Yeah, you

1042
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: need to delete your channel of lighting. Louis Vaton's on

1043
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: fire in your pool made that sounded pretty tight. Yeah,

1044
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: um she I don't know, Like some people think maybe

1045
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: like if there was she could turn it into some

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Speaker 1: kind of lucrative opportunity, that maybe she would, But I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't imagine any especially if like

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Speaker 1: your parents did this to get you into college, you'd

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01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I want them to go to jail

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Speaker 1: because what are they gonna do. Who'snna take care of

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Speaker 1: them when their parents are in jail for fifteen minutes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't want. I know, I have a like different

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Speaker 1: hick on this, but it's like the same thing as

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Speaker 1: like when someone murders someone, Like this is the exact

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Speaker 1: same thing, is it murdering? Yeah? Yeah, I know I

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Speaker 1: draw a lot of incredible parallels. Um, but I feel

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Speaker 1: sorry that that person had such a bad life or

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Speaker 1: whatever happened to cause them to be a murderer. You know,

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Speaker 1: obviously it's so funked up these parents did that, But

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Speaker 1: it's still stuck, like my parents are like, you're not

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Speaker 1: my parents, My friends, like you're not allowed to feel

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Speaker 1: sorry for them. Well, I think it's obviously find to

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Speaker 1: be sympathetic, empathetic to anyone's human experience. I think in

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Speaker 1: this one it's just more funny because it's such an

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Speaker 1: overt case of like privilege and wealth, the stakes are

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Speaker 1: low for everybody. How long do you how long? Like

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Speaker 1: would it be like a parents Hilton goes to jail,

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Speaker 1: like barely how long would their jail sentence be? Or

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Speaker 1: would it be like some real solicity Huffman one for

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Speaker 1: I think twelve days? Yeah, that's nothing. And like you

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Speaker 1: saw her, she her uniform was pressed and she was

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Speaker 1: not looking stressed. So for the same Well, no, they've

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Speaker 1: been saying, if you don't take up the deal, you're

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Speaker 1: going we're gonna fucking try and throw the book at you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And again I don't think this is what we've talked about. Two,

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Speaker 1: because there was another woman who was a black woman

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Speaker 1: who lied about where she lived just to get her

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Speaker 1: child in a better public school. And she's going to

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Speaker 1: prison for you. Oh my god, we need like to

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Speaker 1: get that lady out right now right. And I think

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Speaker 1: it's not really about like I'm like, yo, they need

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Speaker 1: to go to jail, but I think they do need

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Speaker 1: to have some kind of punishment that makes sense to them,

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Speaker 1: that will actually bring about some kind of change and

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01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:40,959
Speaker 1: perception about where their places in the world, like being like, Okay,

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01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,919
Speaker 1: you know what you're gonna do. You are now going

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01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: to get I mean not that they would ever have

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Speaker 1: laws like this is like, but uh, ten percent of

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01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: your income every year is going to go to this

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Speaker 1: college fund for people who or you and Becky right

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Speaker 1: now without even any of this should pay to get

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Speaker 1: that other lady out of jail. Welcome to Judge Blair. Yeah,

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01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. That should be something that's what we

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01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: should put money till. I think it's just it just

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01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: again shows you that there are at least three different

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Speaker 1: legal systems, depending on class, race, or any other marker

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01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 1: that we used to separate ourselves from each other. But

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Speaker 1: especially in something like this, it's it's very apparent how

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01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: imbalanced things are. Just because you wanted your kid to

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Speaker 1: pose on a rowing machine to get into sc I mean,

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Speaker 1: fight on, right on, you know, well, Blake, what thanks

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Speaker 1: for nothing? Oh come on, Oh you're right, you're right

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Speaker 1: so much for coming out well being here thank you

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Speaker 1: for having me. This was booked months in advance. This

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01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 1: was it was, And I'm glad you know You're just

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01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: you're appearing. Your appearances are more and more frequent and

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01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 1: I love them. Where can people like find you and

1108
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: like follow you and support you and you know, tell

1109
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: you know, high five you. What do people do that

1110
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 1: you search hard enough, you can find me to happen?

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Speaker 1: Like Wexler on Instagram, speak up now, um at Blake

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Speaker 1: Wexler Instagram and Twitter, uh and all everything else Blake

1113
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 1: Wexler dot com. I'm at the Arcade Comedy Theater in

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Speaker 1: Pittsburgh February and in San Diego at some point in March.

1115
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 1: So maybe people will beat the shift out of you

1116
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Speaker 1: for your San Diego. I hope they do, and I

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Speaker 1: hope they're wearing furry furry costumes when they do. Yes,

1118
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Speaker 1: and I'll buy you, yeah, Blair. Wait, what's a tweet

1119
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Speaker 1: that you like? I'll tell you so uh A one.

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Speaker 1: Roy Wood Jr. Tweeted Um, it's a photo of that

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Speaker 1: goofy looking guy with the gun um at the militia

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Speaker 1: rally thing and um. He wrote a comedy about a

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Speaker 1: militia that shows up to what they think as a

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01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: pro gun rally, but it's actually an ambush draft. The

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Speaker 1: Army blocks off streets, herds everyone in to see one

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Speaker 1: thirties and flies them off to war Draft Day Tuesdays

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Speaker 1: on up n Plus. I'm repped by w my He's

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Speaker 1: so he's like one of the best comedians in the world.

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Speaker 1: He's Blair. I think you're one of the best comedians. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's so nice. Thank you for Oh it's so fun

1131
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: the Zeke Gang. Yeah. Where can people find you and

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01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: follow you? Please come follow at Blair SAKI B l

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Speaker 1: A I, R S O C C I. And if

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Speaker 1: you guys are in l A, I'm having a big

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Speaker 1: show this Thursday at the Lyric Hyperion nine pm called

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Speaker 1: Dero and Wilson and you can get tickets for that

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Speaker 1: in my Instagram bio or at the Lyric Hyperion website. Nice.

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Speaker 1: What's the show like? Um, well, it's this show based

1139
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 1: on when I wrote um Owen Wilson a letter after

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Speaker 1: a suicide attempt in two thousand seven, and then I

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01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:50,480
Speaker 1: remembered that later on and so now, um comedians, I

1142
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 1: have them write letters to celebrities they love or loved

1143
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 1: growing up and their funny letters and then I um,

1144
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: with the help of my private investor Gator Lucien Wiggles,

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01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: I conduct interviews on stage with them that are sort

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01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: of in a between two Ferns style cool idea that

1147
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: sounds awesome. Yeah, it's really fun and wild to hear

1148
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: a different side of comedians. Yeah, did you ever hear

1149
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 1: back from No? But he does. He does know about

1150
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: the show now, which is such a crazy because Demi

1151
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: Moore came to the show two months in a row

1152
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: and she texted own Wilson about the show in front

1153
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Speaker 1: of me. That's awesome. She said, I'm going to text

1154
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Speaker 1: him right now, yeah, and then showed me. It was

1155
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Speaker 1: really crazy. I know you're goddamn Yeah, well, no, I

1156
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Speaker 1: know it is. It is a really crazy thing. But

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Speaker 1: it's such a fun show and I put so much

1158
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Speaker 1: work into it. It's it's a great problem. We have

1159
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Speaker 1: a good lineup, so if you want to come fantas

1160
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Speaker 1: so cool a tweet that you like us one of

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Speaker 1: my favorite Sarah Lazarus. She has an incredible account, very

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01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,960
Speaker 1: funny comedian and writer, and the tweet was regular weekend. Damn.

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Speaker 1: I hope I have time to do laundry three day weekend,

1164
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:09,080
Speaker 1: maybe I'll write a book and made me laugh so

1165
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 1: hard because you always think with a three day weekend

1166
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Speaker 1: that you're like going to start a new life on

1167
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 1: some like exotic vacation and then you end up doing

1168
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:22,720
Speaker 1: the exact same ship time. Uh that that hit close

1169
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Speaker 1: to home. Um, you can't. Let's do some tweets I like.

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Speaker 1: First is from at real d Kaling. Uh. It says,

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Speaker 1: men are like, I'm sorry if me dating you made

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Speaker 1: me think that I want to date you. Another one

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Speaker 1: is from at Brian Yang. There was a little earthquake

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Speaker 1: the other night. If you felt it, it was just

1175
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Speaker 1: like one of those weird ones where the floor just

1176
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: dropped for a second. Uh. And it says his tweet

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Speaker 1: is l A there was an earthquake l O l NYC.

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Speaker 1: Every day is a waking nightmare. That are cold eats

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Speaker 1: that you physically and mentally. People keep dancing on the

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Speaker 1: Joker stairs in earnest Um. And then another one from

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Speaker 1: at I Am Robbie Hoffman, No one me a friend

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Speaker 1: of mine. A friend of mine hooked up with Leo

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Speaker 1: DiCaprio in college. She was standing next to him at

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Speaker 1: one Oak went to his hotel and he had uh

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Speaker 1: and had to sign an n DA. He told her

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Speaker 1: to turn around and not look back while he sucked her,

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01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,799
Speaker 1: but she did and when she did, he was scrolling

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Speaker 1: on his phone with earbuds in. So that adds to

1189
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Speaker 1: the myth about the earbud man who likes to hit

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Speaker 1: vapes and keep the earbuds in that I saw that

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Speaker 1: treat yesterday. Robbie is a good friend of mine. Made

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Speaker 1: me laugh so hard. If you guys have never seen

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Speaker 1: Robbie live, you gotta go see her. She is so

1194
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Speaker 1: so funny. She's unfair funny, oh man. And you can

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Speaker 1: finally follow me at Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram.

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Speaker 1: And also if you want to see Jack and I live.

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Speaker 1: We will be doing the Dailies That Guys Live show

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Speaker 1: with special guests Demia Diguee Bay, the the What's his name?

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Speaker 1: Weird Olt of our Time, along with Michael Swain. We

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Speaker 1: are going to be performing at the Gateway Theater this Saturday.

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Speaker 1: What is that January? Yes, it is. Get your tickets

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Speaker 1: at s F Sketch Fest website. You will see the

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Speaker 1: ticket links there and you must get them because there's

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Speaker 1: only thirty tickets left. Do not sleep. Okay, if you sleep,

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Speaker 1: I will weep and I want to see all your

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Speaker 1: beautiful faces there, So please get your tickets there going quick.

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Speaker 1: I'm not lying. This is true. This you will not

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Speaker 1: see this on group on. This is for real. This

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Speaker 1: will sell out. Don't play with us. Also January in Portland,

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Speaker 1: then we got shows coming up in Brooklyn, d C.

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Speaker 1: Chicago at the Sleeping Village. Get your tickets on that website,

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Speaker 1: as well as Minneapolis and the Great Hall in Toronto.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, come come see us, come say hi, and

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Speaker 1: also look the Daily See Geist. You can find us

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Speaker 1: on Twitter at Daily See Geist, on Instagram at the

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Speaker 1: Daily's Eye Geist. We gotta Facebook fan page. Also look

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Speaker 1: dailies like Geist is a production of our Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: app or wherever you get your podcast. Us also got

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Speaker 1: a website, daily zeitgeis dot com where posts our episodes

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Speaker 1: and our footnotes something I guess um and where we

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Speaker 1: also talk about our show notes, footnotes and the songs

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Speaker 1: you write out on a track that I would like

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Speaker 1: to go out on is the band's Salt s a

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Speaker 1: U l T. We've played one of their tracks earlier,

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Speaker 1: but This is another one called friends just got I

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Speaker 1: don't know. There's something about them, you know, they just

1228
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Speaker 1: feel like people getting together making good music. It's not

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Speaker 1: overly produced. Did you hear how Mr Peanuts died he

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Speaker 1: was assaulted? Yes? Oh my god? Yeah, you know who

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01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 1: first told me that joke? I heard he was a

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Speaker 1: religion teacher. It was like, did you hear about this story?

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Speaker 1: But do you hear about the two Peanuts? What one

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Speaker 1: was assaulted? It's not if you think about it's not

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Speaker 1: that funny of a joke because you're talking about like violence.

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Speaker 1: You're right, you know, but yeah, I can't believe you.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you with me. Yeah, youked me into

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Speaker 1: a bat. You know. I was. I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: something smart and then you stepped on him. All right,

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Speaker 1: tom we'll see you later. I actually later today for

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Speaker 1: some trends, and then we'll see tomorrow for another show later.

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Speaker 1: Fight Fran tell you to wait. He always look for

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01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 1: someone else too. Then, as France key swelling on rainy days,

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Speaker 1: why do fools always have something to say? Hello,