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Speaker 3: Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 1: Damn ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks at LAX. I'm alone in the

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Speaker 3: car currently I am picking up my co host Karen

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Speaker 3: Kilgariff and our guest Drennan Davis. They are fresh off

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Speaker 3: a plane, freshly, they're brand new off a plane from Austin,

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Speaker 3: Texas for, of course, the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. I say,

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Speaker 3: of course, because why else would you be in Austin

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Speaker 3: except for the Turkey trot popular ten k Race or

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Speaker 3: south By Southwest. Third it's the third most popular reason

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Speaker 1: The second is Turkey trot.

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Speaker 3: Picking them up at Southwest Terminal one Southwest of course,

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Speaker 3: proud sponsor of do you need a ride? I'm taking right.

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Speaker 3: My sunglasses are in the way. In the past, I've

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Speaker 3: had trouble driving and podcasting. I feel comfortable today. I've

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Speaker 3: had plenty of coffee. I have spotted them. I thought

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Speaker 3: that was them. There they are here they are Karen

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Speaker 3: walking over. She has a tote bag. Drennan walking slowly behind.

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Speaker 3: It looks like they've been fighting.

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Speaker 1: I have sorry, there we go. Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 3: How was it good?

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Speaker 1: How are you you look tall? Byron Bowers.

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Speaker 3: Byron Bowers surprise guest from across the terminal road on

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Speaker 3: the UNI ride. Hi, Hi there, Hi, Yeah, I just

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Speaker 3: put that hangar in there for you can fling that.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Hi everybody, Hi Chris, Hello yourself?

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Speaker 3: The whole year, No, I I just started as I

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Speaker 3: rounded the bend. Oh, so, just to recap so far,

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Speaker 3: I said, you're freshly. I wasn't sure if all this

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Speaker 1: Ten k Race the Turkey trot or or your you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a little bit of truth in all that.

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Speaker 3: I think but you you guys were there for do

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Speaker 2: I do need a festival?

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Speaker 1: How was it?

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Speaker 4: It was so much fun?

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Speaker 5: I think it's that's always the secondary topic, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: He was on Austin Stories with Chip Pope and Howard Kramer.

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Speaker 3: Are you guys feeling like you're gonna go home and

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: That's exactly how I feel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cheap, and they tell jokes for they use.

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Speaker 1: Consider a rusty seat for your ass bucket.

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Speaker 5: Consider all the cheapest people in the world to share

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Speaker 5: Everyone like, maybe if I turn it a little bit

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Speaker 5: I'm so grateful for the life that I have.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well, there's always times where you can express

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Speaker 3: it doesn't mean you're suicidal.

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Speaker 2: Great, because if I am, you have to tell me.

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Speaker 1: I will tell you if you reach that.

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Speaker 3: But well, for now it's just simple life complaining. I

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm so tired, Chris, tell me.

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Speaker 2: What else? Oh? Well, I I feel like I ate

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Speaker 5: On the strepo where we went, every restaurant had a

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Speaker 2: Really, it's almost like.

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Speaker 5: The new mac and cheese, you know how Like for

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Speaker 1: But now chicken because the chicken.

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Speaker 3: And waffles, I'd never even I would ask people to

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Speaker 3: you've never had Roscoes chicken and waffles.

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Speaker 2: Like no, it's just two great things together.

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Speaker 5: And it's an excuse to put syrup on chicken, which

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Speaker 1: That's why I've never been. I do not like to

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Speaker 3: Loaf as an example of a of a fifties American dinner,

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Speaker 1: Put sugar on it.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to dip. I don't want my ice

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Speaker 4: My I feel.

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Speaker 6: But you could think of it. Bacon, Yeah, you can

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: So that's why is that sounds good?

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Speaker 3: So if something that exists as sweet, I do like

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Speaker 1: The other way around, No, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Just something about it works. I don't know what it

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Speaker 5: Another combination that I would do that with, like pizza

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Speaker 3: I think one time, as a kid, I saw my

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Speaker 3: He would dip his bacon. You have a thing of bacon,

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Speaker 2: Oh is he lying?

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Speaker 1: No, No, he's dead.

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Speaker 3: I mean everyone's grandpa's dead. It a certain point, right,

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's just what happened. Yes, I'm a forty

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Speaker 3: I watched him do that. I watched him dip the

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's the way he raised my mom. But I

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 3: That is what I have against chicken and waffles. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 3: if someone's like, oh, whoops, did that syrup get on

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Speaker 3: my chicken again? You did it on purpose and abusive,

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Speaker 2: I like this digging into stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, goddamn right, digging into my grandpa. Dig in who's

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Speaker 1: No, all right, let's talk about something. There's a new

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Speaker 1: phone number you can call. They will ship new ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you never have to reuse those. Please remember that,

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Speaker 3: Especially, please, I know a lot of you out there

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Speaker 1: Then even worse. Don't reuse your catheters.

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Speaker 4: There's a clinic you can pick up new ones.

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Speaker 1: Yes, listen to Wilford Brigley.

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Speaker 5: Please to watch late night television. There's commercials everywhere for this.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's proposed to have catheter fever.

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Speaker 3: They are advertising so many different ways to acquire catheters. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's expensive to just always go to the hospital.

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Speaker 5: Then, but why are so many people needing to be catheterized?

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Speaker 2: Is what I'd like?

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Speaker 1: I like that word. Should I get on the tent?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'd like to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think it's just kind of a cure.

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Speaker 3: All drendon you know about this, right? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: It's usually some kind of well I know that my

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Speaker 6: usually just when you're having surgery, you know, like you

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Speaker 3: And now I feel this whole time with the catheter comedy,

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Speaker 3: I wasn't making light of your dad's Oh god, I

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Speaker 1: Off the road.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't try to make up now. You can talk

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Speaker 6: I don't even mesh mesh?

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Speaker 5: Have you ever seen those commercials for people who is

455
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 5: trans vaginal mesh operations have gone awry and make it too?

456
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the new thing too.

457
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a type of lawyer that just deals in

458
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 3: uh in transvaginal mesh.

459
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 2: Not to be mistaken for a mesothelio a lawyer.

460
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 6: So it's when I got so, that's when like a

461
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 6: guy wants to become a woman, but they mess it up.

462
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 3: I think, No, No, the mesh has nothing it's nothing

463
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 3: to do with transgender.

464
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 5: No, it's it has to do with women's pelvic floors

465
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 5: falling out.

466
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think.

467
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 2: Or at least that's to me. That's the most fun reason.

468
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: And the mesh is like a screen door for your yours.

469
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 5: It's like a little hammock that'll keep all your business up,

470
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 5: yeah and kill you at the same time.

471
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 3: Right, it kills you of something else while solving another problem.

472
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,640
Speaker 3: That's that's the issue with a lot of these these

473
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 3: medical malpractice lawsuits. They're doing their job, but they also

474
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 3: happen to cause your eyeballs to melter something terrible.

475
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like all those medicines that you see the

476
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 5: advertisements for and it's like side effects include you have

477
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 5: its full on nervous breakdown, stab your family.

478
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 3: So many things are bleeding, but no more plelexrisis.

479
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.

480
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 3: I went to the dentist. You guys, when's the last

481
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 3: time you guys went to a dinnist.

482
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about that experience.

483
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: I I loved it. It was painful. It was a

484
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 1: painful experience, but I all I'm doing is tongueing.

485
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: My teeth clean and slick.

486
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 3: Yes they're clean, and but a deep cleaning like in

487
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: my gums.

488
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: They went to town and I feel great, that's good.

489
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 3: There's gaps and I can breathe with my teak mouth clothes.

490
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 3: I guess I had quite a build up of tartar.

491
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 3: But now, I mean, look at these guys, A little white,

492
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 3: really good and.

493
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:42,479
Speaker 1: I just had coffee. It feels great, so smooth, it

494
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 1: looks really good. I'm just saying, just go to that down.

495
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: If it's been three years, like with me.

496
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 2: Let's go okay. Well, because I need to Chris.

497
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 4: I've been showing your film to a lot of people lately.

498
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: Low Cocktails and dreams.

499
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 5: I think I heard people talk about cocktails and dreams

500
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 5: at one but some kind of a gathering.

501
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 4: It's pretty good.

502
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: Thank you.

503
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, people love it.

504
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: A cool thing happened this weekend.

505
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 3: And because I've heard of Opie and Anthony show, I

506
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 3: guess Anthony got fired.

507
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: Yes, OPI and Jim Norton, who was a regular guest

508
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: on it. They Bert Kreischer, who I haven't talked.

509
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 3: To in years, but we were on a show together,

510
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 3: a reality type show. He just brought it up and

511
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 3: then they watched it on the radio show and you

512
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 3: can just hear the audio of them watching it and

513
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 3: laughing and then a lot that really caused a spike.

514
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 2: So yeah, because that they have a huge audience.

515
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 3: It's like a serious, serious audience with an eye with

516
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: an eye get it.

517
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: Oh, I should write commercials. You will, but yeah, you

518
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: will one day. Don't worry.

519
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: Don't worry.

520
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, that thank you, and thank you Bert Kreischer.

521
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 2: And thank you.

522
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 5: And I always heard Bert Kreischer's name. I've never seen

523
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 5: him perform. I always thought it was a sketch group,

524
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 5: because the remember that sketch group.

525
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: No, I think they were.

526
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 2: From like the nineties.

527
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know it all. He is.

528
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 3: Someone that because we on this it was kind of

529
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 3: a fake reality show had like him and and uh

530
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: Theova and some other Amy Schumer before she became a

531
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 3: wildly famous person, and we each episode was like a

532
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 3: spoof of a different reality show.

533
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: We had to gain weight on one I think it

534
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: was he was the host. Yeah, and he was great.

535
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: But Bert, when you're in the room with him, he

536
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 3: just he's got one of those voices that just reaches

537
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 3: a different like dogs and horses line up outside, and

538
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 3: he's got all these stories and then and but one

539
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 3: of them was that that there was an article written

540
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 3: about him in Rolling Stone, which then someone wrote a

541
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 3: script about and that was that Van Wilder movie that

542
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: really Yeah, the Van Wilder is about Bert Kreischer in college.

543
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

544
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

545
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 3: So he was like a he made party starting, starting parties,

546
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 3: not unlike Darren Carter the parties, the.

547
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 2: Party Starter, Party started. Darren Carter, Party Start.

548
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 5: I had to follow him at the improv so many

549
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 5: times and eat it so many times.

550
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: Well, you can't follow Darren Carter the party starters. I

551
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,239
Speaker 2: think he is.

552
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: That's why they call me Chris Fairbanks the party stopper.

553
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, because of my experiences after Darren Carter party starter.

554
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 5: I'm Karen Cougive the place where you put your purse

555
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 5: down at the party.

556
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks the coat bed.

557
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it's uh. He he made a I guess

558
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 3: Berg Krescher made a business of starting parties in college.

559
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 1: So there was a movie.

560
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 3: Called Van Wilder that none of us saw, but it

561
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: was a National Lampoon vehicle.

562
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: I remember the poster.

563
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, standing on top of a pile of women

564
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 5: planting a flag into their backs.

565
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

566
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 3: I think everyone remembers that poster because it's like, Wow,

567
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 3: look at this ripped guy.

568
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: There's no way he could be funny.

569
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 2: And it's Ryan Reynolds, right. Yeah, he was very funny.

570
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, he is very funny, but you know what I

571
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 3: mean though, with comedy and muscles. Yes, it's called the

572
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 3: Joe Piscopal factor or loop for Igno.

573
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: If you liked his early.

574
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: Stand up, I don't know. I didn't understand a lot

575
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: of his early stand up.

576
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 3: For yeah, especially since it was pre Hulk. But during

577
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 3: his set, his catchphrase was you wouldn't like.

578
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: Me when I'm angry, and it's like, why not?

579
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't understand the problem.

580
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: You have to tell us who you are.

581
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: For you'll see.

582
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 2: You'll see six years on CBS.

583
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, my sister and I would

584
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 3: play The Hulk and out of boredom.

585
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: We didn't have a lot of toys. Sure, so I

586
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: just walk in the hallway like I was hitch hiking.

587
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 3: And forlorn, and I had the little bank bag that

588
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 3: I would sling over my shoulder, and then my sister

589
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 3: would yell or throw something at me, like a pillow,

590
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 3: and then I'd just turned to the Hulk.

591
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: And that was pretty much how the game comes cleared.

592
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 2: An amazing game.

593
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: This sportsmanship involved it was, I mean, she had to

594
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 3: throw a thing.

595
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: She made up a game so she could throw shit

596
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: at your head.

597
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: You're right, And you.

598
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: Were like, oh, this is so fun. This sounds like

599
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: everything me and my sister.

600
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 3: Sometimes it wasn't a pillow, It was like a dry

601
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: flower arrangement at her.

602
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 5: Did you ever play restaurant where you just go get

603
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 5: your sister's ship and bring it to her room?

604
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: God damn it. I always played restaurant.

605
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 3: We played a game called get Go Get some Mustard

606
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 3: where at a at a pizza place because she was

607
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 3: embarrassed that she put mustard on her crusts? Did she

608
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 3: it makes it like a pretzel?

609
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: Sure? Sure, that was her reasoning.

610
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 3: I've done it as an adult and it does not

611
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: taste like a pretzel.

612
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: It just to put mustard on.

613
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: If you dip your finger and mustard, it doesn't turn

614
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 3: into a pretzel finger.

615
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 5: Do you ever do that thing when you were a kid,

616
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 5: where you make up things, you say you like it

617
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 5: just because you're trying to somehow establish a personality separate

618
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 5: from everyone else in your family.

619
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: You're like, this is the thing I like.

620
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: I can think of the opposite where I knew someone

621
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: who just to stand out. He said he had never

622
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 3: tried salsa before and had the balls to say, this

623
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 3: is my first time having salsa. And he was in

624
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 3: his late twenties. Oh, like, I don't believe you. Yeah,

625
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 3: I do not believe this is the first time you tried.

626
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: No way, you are a liar. You weaid one time?

627
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah?

628
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I I don't know why we played the Hulk

629
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 3: in the Halmet. I think it was the my You know,

630
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 3: my dad my toys early growing up.

631
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: I mean we weren't we. I guess we're poor. I

632
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: don't know, but he.

633
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 3: Would he would cut up two by fours and sand them.

634
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: And so I just had these pieces of wood. They

635
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 3: were blocks. They were handmade blocks. People yeah and rich

636
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 3: and yeah, and some maybe their dad made. And my

637
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 3: mom just gave me the empty phronsie of bags, which

638
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 3: are kind alarm balloon. Yeah circle. They just gave me

639
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 3: catheters and my balloons to play with.

640
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 5: Let's order your children's Christmas catheters early this year.

641
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: It makes a great stocking stuffer. Yeah. Did you guys?

642
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: Did you guys have toys? I didn't have toys.

643
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 2: I had so many toys.

644
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 4: Yeah you too.

645
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: Really.

646
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 4: I was very into he Man and comorals.

647
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: I invited friends over.

648
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 3: I made friends with this kid Chad when I was little,

649
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 3: because he had all the masters of the universe, all

650
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 3: the dolls.

651
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 2: You wanted to get your hands on my never.

652
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 3: Yes and twist their torso and snap it back inside them,

653
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 3: and I dismantled a few. They just had a black

654
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: rubber band that connected their torso to their legs, and

655
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 3: so you would they would just snap back.

656
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: Sorry. I had to back that out.

657
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 3: And almost crashed because of my man at arms impression.

658
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 3: You could detach their arms and like you could a

659
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: guy with blue arms put it on.

660
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: He man all of a sudden, he has blue arms.

661
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: Oh you were supposed to like it. Wasn't you just

662
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 2: attaching it?

663
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: They demand that you do it.

664
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 3: And their faces were made of rubber and you could

665
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 3: squeeze their faces and they're like.

666
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm he man, but I'm grumpy and you pleeze there.

667
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: I never owned the doll, but I had so much

668
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 3: experience with it.

669
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: Did you have Castle grays goold drydon?

670
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 4: I think I did? Yeah?

671
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 2: You rich kids?

672
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: You were rich?

673
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 4: Well, No, I didn't have the other one.

674
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 6: The other the bad guy one, the skeletor like it

675
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 6: had like a microphone. I think you could talk into

676
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 6: and it sound creepy. Oh wow, do you remember that?

677
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: I barely do. I know that. There was a commercial

678
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: where they get Away from My Castle. Yeah, but it's

679
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: not the kid's voice.

680
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 4: I loved those commercials voice modifier.

681
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 6: I was watching a bunch on YouTube, and it's just

682
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 6: the kids would get so into them, you know, and

683
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 6: they do the voices. I don't know if they still

684
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 6: do this kind of stuff for the commercials, but it

685
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 6: was just great.

686
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 3: There's a show in Denver and I wish I could

687
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 3: remember the name of it, but you mystery science theater

688
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 3: style as comics, sit there and watch all these old

689
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: cartoon clips and commercials for that played during cartoons, for

690
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 3: toys and for cereals, all these.

691
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's the best.

692
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: And it is so.

693
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 3: Not only do you is it fun to just make

694
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 3: up joke because so much of it was familiar. I

695
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 3: realized I already was yelling things at the TV during

696
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 3: this this tooth breat this tooth based commercial.

697
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 2: Is what you want? Okay, thanks, because it was all

698
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: in your memory.

699
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: It was.

700
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 3: It was the one of the things that's so fun

701
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 3: about watching an old uh okay, old television, it's the commercials.

702
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 3: Like when you're watching an old VHS of Rudolph during Christmas.

703
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 3: The best part is like seeing these old commercials. Okay, yeah,

704
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 3: I love old commercials.

705
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 1: It's the funnest totally.

706
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 6: Sometimes I just like, I'll just eat my breakfast and

707
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 6: just watch, like, because there's a bunch of YouTubers.

708
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 4: Just compile lists of them so you can just like

709
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 4: watch a list.

710
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: I've been meaning to look because I do.

711
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 3: It is the honest thing in the world to watch

712
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 3: commercials from the eighties.

713
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: There's also we for a little while. There's one job

714
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 2: I had.

715
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 5: We were watching commercials from the sixties and seventies, and

716
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 5: there was a commercial for uh it was I think

717
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 5: I coke or or something like you.

718
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: No, it was like tab and it was this whole story.

719
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 5: It was almost like a short film about this woman

720
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 5: and it was like make yourself.

721
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 2: Uh what was it?

722
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 5: Shit, It's it's like they made up a word like

723
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 5: drink tab and make yourself beautiful so that when your

724
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 5: husband comes home from.

725
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 2: Work he wants to fuck you.

726
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 5: I swear to God, and it's like this woman in

727
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 5: her whole day and then at the end, the husband

728
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 5: comes in and she's like standing on the stairs.

729
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: It's so hilarious.

730
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, the most ridiculous ones from back then were for

731
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 3: pop for soda, Like they have babies drinking Coca cola

732
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: helps the teeth come in.

733
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: It's it's absolutely not immediate.

734
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: It's extraction of Oh, we're pulling up to the restaurant.

735
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 2: The restaurant time.

736
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 1: I love that look at the tent.

737
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 2: What they really did use your driveway?

738
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 4: My god.

739
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 6: So there's a Mexican family that lives next to us.

740
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 6: It's about there's about twenty five of them there, and

741
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 6: they like to have a lot of parties. They like

742
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 6: to do like karaoke out on the street, and so

743
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 6: we're really their only neighbors to like, you know, they'll

744
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 6: be like, hey, can we use your driveway sometimes to

745
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 6: you know, do I didn't realize I had a tent

746
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 6: out there. That's incredibly like actually set up a tent

747
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 6: in our driveway and I guess they went until about

748
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 6: four in the morning.

749
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 4: So I'm sure like a whole family of people. My

750
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 4: poor roommate's very yeah, but I.

751
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 3: Love I love that when you'll like go to a

752
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: park on a weekend and it seems like Latino families

753
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: do this where they'll just fucking rent to bounce houses.

754
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the best.

755
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: And it's not like they're rich. They're just like, no,

756
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: then we are going to have.

757
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 3: A party and the kids are the focus.

758
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,360
Speaker 1: Of it, and they just have giant bounce houses.

759
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 5: Well, and if you get a bounce house, you don't

760
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 5: have to worry about the kids all day because you're

761
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 5: they're taking care of that's like a big rubber babysitter.

762
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: Just Scott for yourself. But what I love about his

763
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 2: neighbors is they do they do karaoke outside side.

764
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 6: And here's the thing. Other thing about karaoke. All you

765
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 6: need is a phone nowadays, you don't need a giant

766
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 6: thing to wheel out there, and you know, because you

767
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 6: just YouTube and yeah, yeah's for anything. But these guys

768
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 6: need to blare it.

769
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 5: They have a big machine, they have a big karaoke

770
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 5: machine and they do it family karaoke in the street.

771
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

772
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 3: I mean it sounds like you guys are sort of

773
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 3: complaining about it, but I want to go to their party.

774
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, they're great and they take care of us.

775
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 4: They you know, give us Tomali's and.

776
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 3: Yeah Tomally isn't just a frivolage. You have to it

777
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 3: takes like a wee to make to Molly's because it's

778
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 3: like it's not it's micro No, no, it is for

779
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 3: holidays and and big parties, bounce house events only to

780
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 3: Molly's because you have to, like you know, there's so

781
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: many stages to the preparation.

782
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to get those corn husks.

783
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 3: Oh, the Husks where you get those, well you have

784
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 3: to shuck it off the short Oh yeah, that's that

785
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 3: always bothered me about when I got to Nebraska and

786
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 3: they they everyone's like talking about the corn Huskers. You Husk,

787
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 3: you shuck the Husk. You're not a Husker, you're a

788
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: shucker of the Husk. So it should be corn shuckers.

789
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 2: Is that too much like corn fuckers?

790
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 3: Maybe it is maybe early on when they did tested, like,

791
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 3: because I'm sure they have test basketball games.

792
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: When they launch a new I they.

793
00:38:55,680 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 5: The focus group, okay, and they get someone from every

794
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 5: country in the world to come and watch the basketball game.

795
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: But sometimes what do you think it sounded like?

796
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 3: And I'm sorry, it sounded like they're saying corn fuckers?

797
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh okay.

798
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 2: Well I liked it. No, I didn't like it. And

799
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: I'm from Finland.

800
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 3: Well you know my least favorite. And I know once

801
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 3: we get talking sports, the three of us will be

802
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:23,399
Speaker 3: talking all day.

803
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 2: Oh man.

804
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: But the Houston Texans, come on, yeah.

805
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: Get out of here, get out of town.

806
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: Let's name them after the state.

807
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 2: Let's name our city basketball team after the state.

808
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 3: So people, it's like, won't people just think you're saying Houston, Texas.

809
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: Get out of this meeting. You're no focus group person.

810
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 4: Kind of all of their teams are the team names

811
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 4: are kind of bad. Rangers is not very good.

812
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 6: No, I mean, I mean it'd be great if there

813
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 6: was more like that, like you know, the the Denver

814
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 6: Cops or something like that, and there's the Astros.

815
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,839
Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds like assholes.

816
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Rangers just make you think of everyone's Chuck

817
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,760
Speaker 3: Norris on the team.

818
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 2: And then there's the San Antonio clips.

819
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: Boom, right, you need to stand it. Oh, I love.

820
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: It, Chris. Sorry you had to do all the heavy

821
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 2: lifting on this.

822
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 4: Old Yeah, I'm sorry.

823
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 1: Can I put these down? Sorry?

824
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 3: That's where you were supposed to yes and and go yes,

825
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 3: stop lifting those heavy.

826
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: Weights or something. No.

827
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 3: I on purposely so you guys didn't feel bad about

828
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: all the heavy lifting.

829
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: I made it look like I was a failure.

830
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 4: Thanks, Chris, you really took the hit for us.

831
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,439
Speaker 2: That's pretty nice.

832
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 3: I'm I know that you guys would have preferred a

833
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 3: ride to the airport.

834
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: Four your tricks.

835
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh, but that was like at six am.

836
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 3: Yea, even though you guys are exhausted and you're about

837
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 3: to go into a deep daycoma.

838
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: I appreciate you letting me pick you up rather than

839
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: drop you off. Oh, I just got the thank you

840
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: for needing one.

841
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 5: I just got that feeling that people get when they

842
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 5: are so excited. It really is the best when you

843
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 5: can walk out of that shithole of an airport and

844
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 5: get into someone's car that you know is supposed to

845
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 5: like a cab, or do it yourself. It's so nice.

846
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: Or I mean, up until Buber existed and it's hard

847
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 3: to get them, I guess I still do it.

848
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: The shuttle super shut where you get in.

849
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: With a bunch of stress, I hate that so much.

850
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 1: A sweaty van.

851
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 5: That's like you're just doing like a ground plane. It's

852
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 5: just like the same experience but on the.

853
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 3: Ground, except you stop and every they drop off a

854
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 3: bunch of people on the way to your place, and

855
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 3: you get a park in front of their complex.

856
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 5: There was I have a thousand earth shuttle hideous stories

857
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 5: when I used to have to do colleges and I

858
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 5: would be so hungover and it would be five thirty

859
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 5: in the morning, and then like a band would get

860
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 5: on then and then the next stop would be like

861
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 5: we'd sit in front of that really fancy apartment building

862
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 5: on Vine that when it turns into Rossmore and then

863
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 5: thirty minutes later some rich girl would come out that

864
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 5: I would want to strangle.

865
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 2: And like it was always just like, how is this?

866
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: How are we saving money here when you're having the

867
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 2: worst experience of your life.

868
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 3: And now they've turned that, they've gone to that with Uber,

869
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: you can do a shared thing, like it's so for

870
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 3: a distance, yes, And so I was like, I'll try

871
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 3: this to a show. It's me and a friend. And

872
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 3: then two roller Derby girls came in. One of them

873
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: had dreads, so and nothing against roller Derby or the

874
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 3: other thing they do bur lesque dancing, but these girls

875
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 3: smelled because I guess they had not showered for a while,

876
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 3: and they had two leftovers of their food that they

877
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 3: started eating on. So it's like bo and fucking Tamali

878
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 3: talking and I'm like, oh, wow, this is happening.

879
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: I said that out. I guess this is happening.

880
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 3: And then the Uber driver laughed and well, I guess

881
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 3: it was a learning experience.

882
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 5: I mean, those aren't people. Those are people that don't

883
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 5: know how to share a car, right, I.

884
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 3: Mean, the least you can do is not have open

885
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 3: left over the very least and the next least is shower.

886
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 2: We've learned a lot.

887
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,320
Speaker 3: I can go ahead and turn off the little whole

888
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 3: time there was a ticking of a H.

889
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,720
Speaker 5: You did pretty good driving and hosting and talking.

890
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,439
Speaker 1: I yeah, you know what. Today was a good day

891
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: for me.

892
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 3: I mean not to sound all ice QB, but everything

893
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: went okay.

894
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: You didn't use your AK one.

895
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: Well, I don't have an a K. I have this

896
00:43:54,200 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: police baton this Brennon. You're a dude. You might appreciate you.

897
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyone gives daddy guff give him a little stick time. Sorry, guys,

898
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 3: Oh there's just a oh, I'll look at.

899
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: This nice camera. Well enough of that, enough of h

900
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: Let's close out.

901
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 4: The show with.

902
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Can I not beat back? But I'm very bad at beatboxing?

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Speaker 7: Okay, here we go, Yeah, here we here we go.

905
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Speaker 3: Here we are at your house, dropping you off like

906
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Speaker 3: a mouse. If you lived in the walls, I guess

907
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 3: you would be a mouse. But you're a human person.

908
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 3: So you live in the house house, in the house

909
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,360
Speaker 3: within the walls. Hard to sleep because your neighbor calls

910
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 3: and says, hey, do you mind We're gonna make to

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00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 3: Molly's a new Carrie Yogi all day in the alley.

912
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 3: That's all right. You guys have kids, you gotta make

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Speaker 3: them happy. That's Karen, Karen.

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Speaker 2: Here you go, Here we go, Here we go, Here

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Speaker 2: we go again. Girls, what's my weakness to Molly's. Okay,

916
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: then it's.

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Speaker 3: Easy to make hard to swallow to Molly's. To lead

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Speaker 3: them tomorrow, we'll make some more.

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Speaker 1: Have him ready for.

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Speaker 3: Bed at the side of my head I use as

921
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 3: a pillow.

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Speaker 2: Isn't there isn't there a real estate website called zillow?

923
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, gotazolo sell some to Molly's. Here's what's hard about wrapping,

924
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 3: is I you have to continue.

925
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: I will get better.

926
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Speaker 2: I will get the entire time's rapping hilarious. But you

927
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Speaker 2: were doing it.

928
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: I was filled with horror, you guys. There was moments

929
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Speaker 1: in there where I fell.

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Speaker 3: I'm kind of like a Dell, the funky Homo Sapien

931
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 3: type rapper where I will just rap like this with

932
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: the inclination of actual conversation.

933
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: Yes, I know that there's a rapper in me, but he.

934
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: Just came out and was sitting in the driver's seat right.

935
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Speaker 1: Thanks for I mean, there's that felt good.

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Speaker 7: This is.

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00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 3: Thank you guys for being on my podcast, and thank

938
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 3: you for being on your podcast.

939
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: Thank you for being again on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thanks for having me, Thank you me for driving,

941
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 3: and you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

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Speaker 1: D Y n A r