WEBVTT - Putin’s Terrifying “Chef”

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<v Speaker 1>Pushkin. I'm Julia Daffy, and I wrote putin Chef, the

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<v Speaker 1>man behind Russia's Shadow Army for Puck, and it's the

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<v Speaker 1>story of the week. I used to have this basic rule.

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<v Speaker 1>It works for dating, reporting, job interviews. A person's true

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<v Speaker 1>character is revealed by how they treat their waiter. If

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<v Speaker 1>someone's a jerk to their server, they're eventually going to

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<v Speaker 1>do something bad to you. But three years ago I

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<v Speaker 1>read a book that totally changed my mind. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>How to Feed the Dictator, and this Polish journalist went

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<v Speaker 1>around the world meeting former dictator chefs. Pol Pot, the

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<v Speaker 1>Cambodian genocidist, was so sweet that Cook's called him Brother

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<v Speaker 1>Mattress because he was soft spoken and calmed everyone down. Idiomine,

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<v Speaker 1>who murdered half a million people, would thank Cook's five

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<v Speaker 1>times and then give them envelopes full of extra cash

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<v Speaker 1>when they made a good meal. Sodom Hussein bought his

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<v Speaker 1>chefs a new car every year. Now, almost all these

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<v Speaker 1>chefs were summoned to their jobs and obviously had to

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<v Speaker 1>take it whether they wanted it or not. They were

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<v Speaker 1>petrified of what their new lives would be like. In

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<v Speaker 1>the palace, None of them sought this job out, but

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<v Speaker 1>someone actually sought out providing food for Vladimir Putin. This

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<v Speaker 1>guy's known as Putin's chef, and honestly he's way more

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<v Speaker 1>insane and dangerous than you would assume. He is writing

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<v Speaker 1>his hard who's got that kind of time when you're

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<v Speaker 1>already busy trying to be John Stein until it turns

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<v Speaker 1>on a mic made the twiddles enob because the journalist

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<v Speaker 1>Rand's got in that Jule Jomeo sing will start me.

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<v Speaker 1>Just listen to smart people speak conversation. There's probably no

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<v Speaker 1>one in Russia who's worn as many hats as if

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<v Speaker 1>Guinny Progosian. He's been called Putin chef because he runs

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<v Speaker 1>a catering company that the Russian government contracts with. But

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<v Speaker 1>he's a chef in the sense that Tony Soprano is

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<v Speaker 1>a waste management consultant. It's far more accurate to say

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<v Speaker 1>that Progosian is the head of a private mercenary company

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<v Speaker 1>that's had soldiers all over the world, especially now in Ukraine.

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<v Speaker 1>And this company is supported directly by Vladimir Putin himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Julia Yaffi reported this story for her publication Puck Juliette,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for coming on. As you may know from

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<v Speaker 1>my annoying emails over the years and tweets, I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>enormous fan and read everything you write. So I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>really excited. Thank you so much. And they are not

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<v Speaker 1>at all in They're very flattering and funny. Don't encourage me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you wind up having to be on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that. Yeah, you grew up for your first

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<v Speaker 1>seven years in the Soviet Union? What drew you to

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<v Speaker 1>this particular story? For me, it's just a really good

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<v Speaker 1>story in the sense that it is just fucking nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is fucking nuts. He's a movie villain. He

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<v Speaker 1>gives children dysentery, he sledgehammers people in the head, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's recruiting prisoners to take over another country. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's just a good story at its root. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you pronounce Progosian's name, because I'm afraid I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get it wrong and he'll kill me just like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll kill you anyway. Yeah, Progosian, he really will. You

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<v Speaker 1>look at his face and it's like if you were

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<v Speaker 1>casting a show and you were casting a hit man

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<v Speaker 1>and he showed up, you'd be like this is too

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<v Speaker 1>on the nose. Yeah, and you'd be like, hey, writer's room,

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<v Speaker 1>can you just kind of turn it down a few

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<v Speaker 1>ches to really overwriting this character. He looks like Mike

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<v Speaker 1>from Breaking Bad. He's got those droopy eyes, and he's bald,

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<v Speaker 1>and he curses constantly. Yeah, but I think to a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Russians he looks weirdly familiar, you know, this

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<v Speaker 1>kind of post Soviet everyman. He's a real mujik. What

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean? A mujik is an alpha male kind

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<v Speaker 1>of man. He's very physically strong, but he has a

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<v Speaker 1>big heart. He's very loyal, he sticks up for his

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<v Speaker 1>own he doesn't back away from a good and just fight.

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<v Speaker 1>So a mujik is a very important thing in Russian

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<v Speaker 1>culture and also in Russian politics, and in many ways

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<v Speaker 1>he's out alpha mailing Putin, but he's made a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money off the Russian state, and in that way

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<v Speaker 1>he is not at all like a Russian everyman. And

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<v Speaker 1>how rich is burgos In? He's very rich. Russian independent

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<v Speaker 1>journalists have shown his children on yachts and in big apartments.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very very rich. And you said he grew up

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<v Speaker 1>kind of tough and on the streets. But didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>go to boarding school? And he was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a cross country skier. Okay, So boarding school in the

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<v Speaker 1>Soviet Union is not boarding school in the US or

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<v Speaker 1>the UK. Boarding school is where you go in the

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<v Speaker 1>Soviet Union if as if you were very poor and

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<v Speaker 1>if your parents cannot take care of you. It is

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<v Speaker 1>something that is like a step above an orphanage. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's more missus Hannigan than Hogwarts. Correct. So after his

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<v Speaker 1>stay with miss Hannigan, he falls in with a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of guys who commit a ton of crimes. So he

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<v Speaker 1>falls in with a crowd that they're stealing things there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's incredibly Soviet petty crime. Like they're breaking into people's

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<v Speaker 1>apartments and stealing their crystal, you know, and their carpets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hard to think about people's carpets, you know, hanging

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<v Speaker 1>on the wall, do you know what I mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, they're stealing jeans because denim is like

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly rare in the Soviet Union, So they're stealing people's

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<v Speaker 1>denim from their apartments and then selling it on the

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<v Speaker 1>black market. Oh, they're also stealing electronics, like personal use electronics,

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<v Speaker 1>from people's apartments, because that's also impossible to find in

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<v Speaker 1>the Soviet Union, that in and of itself just like

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<v Speaker 1>paints this picture of late Soviet life and the hardship

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody was living through. But one night, they have

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<v Speaker 1>a particularly good haul of crystal and rugs and home stereos,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're at a restaurant, which is also like most

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<v Speaker 1>Soviets did not go to restaurants. You had to have

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of hook up to go there, and either

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<v Speaker 1>you were some kind of communist party official, or you

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<v Speaker 1>were a black market here and you had cash. And

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<v Speaker 1>they spotted a woman who was wearing a nice coat,

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<v Speaker 1>and when she walked out of the restaurant, go and

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<v Speaker 1>walked up to her and asked her for a smoke,

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<v Speaker 1>And as she reached into her purse to get him

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<v Speaker 1>a cigarette, he started choking her, and as she started screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>he started choking her even more forcefully, so forcefully that

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<v Speaker 1>she passed out. And then she testified that when she

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<v Speaker 1>came to her boots and her earrings were gone, he

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<v Speaker 1>stole her boots. Wow. Yeah, And that is the one

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<v Speaker 1>that where he got caught. So he spent basically his

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<v Speaker 1>entire twenties in a Soviet prison. That crime. Like, he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need to choke her. It feels very clockwork orange. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it kind of explains who Progosion is throughout right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just has that extra dash of brutality. Yeah, you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>holy shit, this guy's nuts. Yes, just super violent, like

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<v Speaker 1>even in the world of Russian mafia seems particularly scary. Yeah, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he gets out of prison and the world's changed.

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<v Speaker 1>The Soviet Union's gone, it's collapsing, it's collapsing. He gets

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<v Speaker 1>out at the very end. It's like eighty nine at

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<v Speaker 1>the time. By the way, nobody thinks it's going to collapse.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody thinks it's just changing, right, And he doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do. And he gets in touch with a

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<v Speaker 1>friend for the schoolmate of his, and he's like he

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<v Speaker 1>brings them into the restaurant industry, which again is taking

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<v Speaker 1>off because there weren't really any restaurants, like I think

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<v Speaker 1>Moscow had like three restaurants. And he also gets into

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<v Speaker 1>the hot dog business. He has a hot dog stand

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<v Speaker 1>and he mixes mustard in his kitchen, which you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's still living with his mom at the time in

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<v Speaker 1>her apartment. So he's like getting into the restaurant world.

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<v Speaker 1>But the restaurant world is dominated by the mafia already

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<v Speaker 1>by organized crime. Why is that? I mean, it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like I guess that makes sense more than the garbage industry,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why did they go into the restaurant industry? Cash?

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<v Speaker 1>Cash flow, and also like they kind of knew how

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<v Speaker 1>to do it, Like not a lot of people in

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<v Speaker 1>the late Soviet era understood the concept of a free

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<v Speaker 1>market and in general, how a non command economy worked.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, if you're selling stereo equipment, you're also going

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<v Speaker 1>to know how to steal hot dogs. Yeah, And eventually

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<v Speaker 1>he opens his own restaurant, and then another restaurant, and

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<v Speaker 1>another restaurant. He opens this restaurant I'm kind of fascinated

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<v Speaker 1>by because it had strippers in it, which it's very nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very nineties rush. Yeah. But then he opens one

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<v Speaker 1>that's on a boat. Yeah, and it becomes popular with

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<v Speaker 1>the elite of newly democratic Saint Petersburg, including the mayor

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<v Speaker 1>and his then deputy, Vladimir Putin. He has George W.

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<v Speaker 1>Bush and Laura Bush and Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner. You know, and if you go through old

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<v Speaker 1>photos you just see kind of Progosion everywhere in the

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<v Speaker 1>background at every banquet with his like fucking freaky bald

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<v Speaker 1>head in the background with a platter right like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>seeing the pictures. He's always kind of like serving something

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<v Speaker 1>to the whoever the most powerful person is, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he looks like who's that Adams Family character? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>uncle Fester? Yeah, yeah, he's like Uncle Fester in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>just like raw. Then in two thousand, Putin becomes president,

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<v Speaker 1>which is great news for Progosion because Progosion has taken

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<v Speaker 1>his restaurant industry expertise and started a catering business, which

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<v Speaker 1>then gets contracts through Putin to cater state schools and

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<v Speaker 1>most importantly, the entire military. Right, how were the Progosian

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<v Speaker 1>school lunches? In one unbelievable case, Concord, Progosian's company had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a monopoly to cater to Moscow's schools, and literally

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of Moscow's elements entry school children came down with dysentery.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason for this, and the reason the food

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<v Speaker 1>is so bad, is that around the time that Concord

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<v Speaker 1>starts up, this little thing called Wagner starts up, so

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<v Speaker 1>he's named it after a German composer he calls his

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<v Speaker 1>fighter as musicians. He starts this Wagner Group, which doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>seem connected to like restaurants are catering at all. So

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<v Speaker 1>confusing because Wagner, beloved by Hitler, just seems like it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also confusing to me, very confusing because Putin is

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<v Speaker 1>not at all an ethno fascist who is using and

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<v Speaker 1>rehashing and recycling a lot of Hitler's tactics and excuses

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<v Speaker 1>for invading neighboring countries. So it is very strange. And

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<v Speaker 1>what is this Wagner Group. Wagner Group, so Wagner is

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<v Speaker 1>it's technically a private military company, which are illegal in

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<v Speaker 1>Russia to this day and for a long time. Both

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<v Speaker 1>Progosion denies its existence and his own connection to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Russian government denies any connection to it. But

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<v Speaker 1>what it really is is a way for the Kremlin

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<v Speaker 1>to have boots on the ground and deny that they

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<v Speaker 1>were in any way connected to the Kremlin. They popped

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<v Speaker 1>up in places like the Central African Republic, where the

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<v Speaker 1>Kremlin denied having anything to do with anything. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>Wagner just grabs things for themselves and takes the profit

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<v Speaker 1>from them. On one hand, Wagner's funded out the back

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<v Speaker 1>door of Concord, which is why the food and Concord

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<v Speaker 1>is so bad. Concord gets these insanely big contracts from

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<v Speaker 1>the Russian government, but most of it goes right out

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<v Speaker 1>the back door to fund Wagner, to create that veneer

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<v Speaker 1>of plausible deniability, but also to keep progosion happy. Anywhere

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<v Speaker 1>Wagner goes, they find some local renewable revenue streams. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're in Africa, it might be a diamond mine or

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<v Speaker 1>a cobalt mine, right, So it's just like stealing stereo equipment, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>except stereo. The stereo you can sell once. If it's

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<v Speaker 1>a refinery, you can keep using it. If it's a

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<v Speaker 1>diamond mine, you can keep using it. If it's the

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<v Speaker 1>rights to if it's mineral rights to a piece of

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<v Speaker 1>land somewhere in the Central African Republic, that will feed

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<v Speaker 1>Wagner for a long time. And again the Kremlin can say, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not funding this, Like show us where in the

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<v Speaker 1>budget we're funding Wagner. In the meantime, Wagner is training

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<v Speaker 1>on bases in Russia. In the meantime, they're getting all

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<v Speaker 1>their weapons from the Defense Ministry of Russia. There's this

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<v Speaker 1>one crazy scene in Syria that made me understand how

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<v Speaker 1>Putin works. Wagner is trying to get hold of this

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<v Speaker 1>oil field, but they do not have Putin's permission for this,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly. Progosion didn't have Queen's permission. He hadn't checked

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<v Speaker 1>in with the Defense Ministry, who would have told him

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<v Speaker 1>that this refinery is controlled by the Kurds, who are

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<v Speaker 1>allies of the Americans, and that to get there they

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<v Speaker 1>would have to cross through territory that is way too

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<v Speaker 1>close to the American Special Forces, a base that the

0:14:25.824 --> 0:14:30.024
<v Speaker 1>American Special Forces had there. And they went too close, right,

0:14:30.344 --> 0:14:33.784
<v Speaker 1>They got two clothes and the Americans radio through the

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<v Speaker 1>deconfliction channel to their Russian counterparts that the Russian Defense

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<v Speaker 1>Ministry and said, hey, your guys are coming at us.

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<v Speaker 1>They're getting too close. Get them away from us or

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<v Speaker 1>we'll shoot. It's a lot of guys. It's like three

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<v Speaker 1>hundred guys. Yeah, and they're heavily armed. They're not on foot,

0:14:51.864 --> 0:14:53.704
<v Speaker 1>you know, they're not just on foot. They're like in

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<v Speaker 1>APC's and they're heavily armed. They're not. They don't have

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<v Speaker 1>just like pistols. And so the Russians did they call

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<v Speaker 1>them back. No, the Russians said, what guys, those aren't

0:15:04.984 --> 0:15:09.224
<v Speaker 1>our guys. But the Americans know that. Russians. Yeah, and

0:15:09.064 --> 0:15:12.904
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, as one person who was there in

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<v Speaker 1>the room when they were talking to the Russian said, no,

0:15:16.104 --> 0:15:20.024
<v Speaker 1>those are your fucking guys. Pull them back because we

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<v Speaker 1>will shoot. And the Russian said, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. And the Americans were like, okay, doak,

0:15:28.904 --> 0:15:33.304
<v Speaker 1>that's what they do. They opened fire, and according to

0:15:33.344 --> 0:15:38.184
<v Speaker 1>another person who witnessed this, it was like an advertisement

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<v Speaker 1>for the American Defense catalog. They shot everything they had

0:15:42.704 --> 0:15:50.304
<v Speaker 1>at them, drones, a jet, machine guns, artillery fire, and

0:15:50.984 --> 0:15:56.064
<v Speaker 1>apparently the Americans would periodically stop, like pause and be like, Okay,

0:15:56.104 --> 0:15:58.624
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna pull back. No, Okay, we're gonna keep going.

0:15:59.104 --> 0:16:00.744
<v Speaker 1>And they did that a couple of times, and they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pull back, and within a couple of minutes it

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<v Speaker 1>was just, oh, they just completely wiped them out. And

0:16:08.584 --> 0:16:12.704
<v Speaker 1>they had heard the Wagner guys screaming over the radios

0:16:12.744 --> 0:16:19.504
<v Speaker 1>that they're letting us just die. Out here. When we

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<v Speaker 1>come back, we'll find out how Progosion was involved in

0:16:22.344 --> 0:16:26.424
<v Speaker 1>the Russian interference in the twenty sixteen presidential election, and

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<v Speaker 1>how now he's playing a key role in the invasion

0:16:29.304 --> 0:16:34.144
<v Speaker 1>of Ukraine. But first, our advertisers are going to sell

0:16:34.184 --> 0:16:37.384
<v Speaker 1>you some stereo equipment that's totally in its original packaging

0:16:37.424 --> 0:16:48.504
<v Speaker 1>and absolutely works. So, Julia, this guy, if getting Progosian

0:16:48.784 --> 0:16:51.664
<v Speaker 1>has started a private militia that's funded by the Kremlin

0:16:51.784 --> 0:16:55.824
<v Speaker 1>through a backdoor, which is his catering company. But if

0:16:55.904 --> 0:17:00.104
<v Speaker 1>that's not enough, Progosian's also involved in the interference in

0:17:00.144 --> 0:17:04.144
<v Speaker 1>the twenty sixteen US presidential election. I mean, he is

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<v Speaker 1>the Russian meddler. Yeah, and he admitted to it, for

0:17:07.104 --> 0:17:10.064
<v Speaker 1>he was charged. He was charged in twenty eighteen by

0:17:10.144 --> 0:17:14.464
<v Speaker 1>Robert Muller. He denied it forever, the Russian government denied

0:17:14.504 --> 0:17:17.704
<v Speaker 1>it forever, And in twenty twenty two he said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was me, and I'd do it again, and I'm

0:17:19.544 --> 0:17:22.104
<v Speaker 1>gonna do it again in twenty twenty four because I

0:17:22.104 --> 0:17:24.024
<v Speaker 1>don't like the way you guys do your politics, and

0:17:24.104 --> 0:17:27.504
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna, you know, I'll engineer some shit in your

0:17:27.544 --> 0:17:29.664
<v Speaker 1>political system to make sure it goes the right way.

0:17:29.824 --> 0:17:31.944
<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Has he ever actually met Trump or he's

0:17:31.984 --> 0:17:33.944
<v Speaker 1>just a fan from a distance. I don't know of

0:17:34.064 --> 0:17:36.784
<v Speaker 1>him meeting Trump, but progosion unless he was in the

0:17:36.784 --> 0:17:39.664
<v Speaker 1>background during the Miss Universe content, you know, like I'm

0:17:39.704 --> 0:17:41.784
<v Speaker 1>sure somebody will find a photo of him just in

0:17:41.864 --> 0:17:45.944
<v Speaker 1>the background. Like wa. How does he handle journalists that

0:17:46.104 --> 0:17:49.704
<v Speaker 1>uncovers some of this stuff about him? He hires a chemist,

0:17:49.864 --> 0:17:54.064
<v Speaker 1>and the chemist will like load up these syringes full

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<v Speaker 1>of poison and they'll rove the streets and they'll just

0:17:58.224 --> 0:18:03.504
<v Speaker 1>jab you know, journalists or critics of Pretagosha, and they'll

0:18:03.544 --> 0:18:07.064
<v Speaker 1>just jump them with these syringes full of poison. They

0:18:07.064 --> 0:18:09.824
<v Speaker 1>won't they didn't kill most of their people. They just

0:18:10.344 --> 0:18:11.864
<v Speaker 1>you know, it was just to kind of scare them

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<v Speaker 1>a bit. But you know, these people would end up

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<v Speaker 1>in the hospital for a week. They're just like Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the invasion of Ukraine happens, which is supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>take a week, it starts to take a lot longer. Yep.

0:18:26.584 --> 0:18:30.904
<v Speaker 1>Putin clearly politically a draft would be a disaster, so

0:18:30.984 --> 0:18:34.984
<v Speaker 1>he starts to rely on Wagner, and Wagner has to

0:18:34.984 --> 0:18:36.864
<v Speaker 1>come up with a way to get a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>soldiers very quickly, and Progosion comes up with what seems

0:18:41.104 --> 0:18:46.824
<v Speaker 1>like an insane plant. So Wagner participates in the invasion

0:18:46.864 --> 0:18:52.064
<v Speaker 1>of Ukraine almost immediately because they have the most some

0:18:52.104 --> 0:18:55.864
<v Speaker 1>of the most experienced soldiers. They remember, they've been fighting

0:18:55.864 --> 0:18:58.824
<v Speaker 1>in eastern Ukraine, they've been fighting in Syria, they've been

0:18:58.824 --> 0:19:03.264
<v Speaker 1>fighting in Libya, in other parts of Africa. They are seasoned,

0:19:03.304 --> 0:19:05.824
<v Speaker 1>experienced soldiers as opposed to some of these eighteen year

0:19:05.824 --> 0:19:08.624
<v Speaker 1>old conscripts that are just getting picked off by javelins

0:19:08.624 --> 0:19:12.824
<v Speaker 1>in Ukrain Rain, and they're able to actually deliver some

0:19:12.904 --> 0:19:18.384
<v Speaker 1>results early on in the war. And so Putin gives

0:19:19.264 --> 0:19:24.504
<v Speaker 1>Progosion permission to recruit from his old stopping grounds from

0:19:24.544 --> 0:19:33.424
<v Speaker 1>the jails. So Pogojan starts helicoptering into these prisons. Literally,

0:19:33.464 --> 0:19:39.144
<v Speaker 1>he literally takes his helicopter like a bond villain. He

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<v Speaker 1>would chop her into whatever penal, colony, number, whatever, and

0:19:43.744 --> 0:19:46.424
<v Speaker 1>the prison guards would gather all the prisoners in the

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<v Speaker 1>prison yard and make them listen to Progosian, who would

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<v Speaker 1>deliver a speech in this language that you know he

0:19:55.064 --> 0:19:57.064
<v Speaker 1>sounds like one of them, because he is one of them,

0:19:57.064 --> 0:19:59.704
<v Speaker 1>and it's a it's a language that's very heavily inflected

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<v Speaker 1>with prison slang and that kind of prison yard swagger.

0:20:04.304 --> 0:20:08.984
<v Speaker 1>And he's addressing his fellow mujiks and he's like, listen,

0:20:09.744 --> 0:20:12.224
<v Speaker 1>you can die in prison, or you can die free.

0:20:12.904 --> 0:20:15.824
<v Speaker 1>You can serve out your sentence for another ten years,

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<v Speaker 1>or you can go fight and in six months, if

0:20:19.104 --> 0:20:22.424
<v Speaker 1>you make it out alive, you're free, your record is expunged,

0:20:22.624 --> 0:20:26.264
<v Speaker 1>and you'll get some money. And if you don't, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>bear you like a hero. And people sign up. This

0:20:31.184 --> 0:20:34.744
<v Speaker 1>is like the Hunger Games. Yeah, and also, just to

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<v Speaker 1>be clear, for this to happen, you need to sign

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<v Speaker 1>off at the very very very top of the Russian system.

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<v Speaker 1>You could not chopper into a Russian penal colony and

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<v Speaker 1>deliver the speech without Putin's explicit permission. And the reason

0:20:52.504 --> 0:20:55.464
<v Speaker 1>is like, yeah, we can't do a draft right now.

0:20:55.544 --> 0:20:58.384
<v Speaker 1>We're committed to a semblance of normalcy, especially in the

0:20:58.384 --> 0:21:00.824
<v Speaker 1>big Russian cities, because this is not a war. This

0:21:00.904 --> 0:21:04.104
<v Speaker 1>is a special military operation. We don't want people to

0:21:04.144 --> 0:21:06.824
<v Speaker 1>think it's going to be a long war. So listen,

0:21:06.824 --> 0:21:12.504
<v Speaker 1>nobody cares about prisoners. We need cannon fodder. Great and

0:21:12.544 --> 0:21:16.384
<v Speaker 1>what's interesting is that Stalin did this in World War Two.

0:21:16.824 --> 0:21:23.104
<v Speaker 1>They were called straffbat which means was short for which

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<v Speaker 1>is a penal battalion. These were people from the Gulags

0:21:28.064 --> 0:21:32.344
<v Speaker 1>who were sent in literally as cannon fodder, often without weapons.

0:21:32.744 --> 0:21:36.104
<v Speaker 1>And these guys are too right, Oh yeah, the casual

0:21:36.224 --> 0:21:39.904
<v Speaker 1>rates are how bad? Something like, oh my god? And

0:21:39.984 --> 0:21:43.344
<v Speaker 1>what's crazy is that as this recruitment drive starts in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the summer and we see these videos of

0:21:45.984 --> 0:21:51.704
<v Speaker 1>Pen's pitch coming out Russian ngeo's notice that the Russian

0:21:51.744 --> 0:21:55.584
<v Speaker 1>prison population just plummets by tens of thousands of prisoners.

0:21:56.024 --> 0:21:58.304
<v Speaker 1>Does this scare the Russian people that they know these

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<v Speaker 1>scary criminals might be coming back to their country alive

0:22:01.544 --> 0:22:06.344
<v Speaker 1>and free. Well, nobody's asking them, but some people find

0:22:06.384 --> 0:22:09.024
<v Speaker 1>this kind of distasteful, in part because of the Stalinists

0:22:09.784 --> 0:22:13.984
<v Speaker 1>associations and because they're really poorly armed. They're really just

0:22:14.064 --> 0:22:18.904
<v Speaker 1>being sent as cannon fodder. And pigoshan response to them

0:22:19.704 --> 0:22:23.024
<v Speaker 1>on his social media channels and he says, look, assholes,

0:22:23.144 --> 0:22:25.784
<v Speaker 1>and he calls the assholes. He's like, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>drive around in your nice car with your napple leather

0:22:28.584 --> 0:22:31.144
<v Speaker 1>and you want to carry around your snell bag while

0:22:31.184 --> 0:22:34.384
<v Speaker 1>we fight in Ukraine and you don't want to send

0:22:34.424 --> 0:22:38.424
<v Speaker 1>your sons to war, fine, then let me send these comics.

0:22:38.424 --> 0:22:40.264
<v Speaker 1>Like you don't give a shit about them, They don't

0:22:40.264 --> 0:22:42.744
<v Speaker 1>give a shit about themselves. I'm literally quoting him here.

0:22:43.344 --> 0:22:47.024
<v Speaker 1>He says, So if you don't have another solution, sit down,

0:22:47.344 --> 0:22:49.384
<v Speaker 1>shut the fuck up, and let me do my thing,

0:22:50.064 --> 0:22:52.944
<v Speaker 1>because if you're not willing to send your son, then

0:22:53.544 --> 0:22:56.584
<v Speaker 1>let me do this. Okay. If these soldiers try and

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<v Speaker 1>quit in the war, as some have, how does Progosian

0:23:00.504 --> 0:23:06.024
<v Speaker 1>handle that. The most famous case was a guy by

0:23:06.024 --> 0:23:09.304
<v Speaker 1>the last name of Musion, and he ran over to

0:23:09.344 --> 0:23:11.984
<v Speaker 1>the Ukraine because some people signed up with the express

0:23:12.064 --> 0:23:15.424
<v Speaker 1>purpose of escaping immediately. Sure, yeah, because you don't want

0:23:15.424 --> 0:23:16.784
<v Speaker 1>to be in jail. But a lot of these people

0:23:16.824 --> 0:23:19.344
<v Speaker 1>were like, this is stupid war. Why are we fighting Ukraine?

0:23:19.504 --> 0:23:21.184
<v Speaker 1>And as soon as they got to the front, they

0:23:21.184 --> 0:23:23.464
<v Speaker 1>were like, well, this is fucking dumb and I don't

0:23:23.504 --> 0:23:25.344
<v Speaker 1>want to die, like they're not. They're giving me a

0:23:25.384 --> 0:23:27.904
<v Speaker 1>gun with three bullets and I'm supposed to charge a

0:23:27.984 --> 0:23:34.384
<v Speaker 1>Himar's installation. Fuck that. So people deserted and what's crazy

0:23:34.544 --> 0:23:38.144
<v Speaker 1>is that the Ukrainians would turn them over in these

0:23:38.184 --> 0:23:42.704
<v Speaker 1>prisoner exchanges, which is terrible because Ukrainians from the beginning

0:23:42.744 --> 0:23:46.104
<v Speaker 1>of the war have been encouraging Russian soldiers to desert

0:23:46.344 --> 0:23:49.904
<v Speaker 1>on mass and saying we will treat you well. Come

0:23:49.944 --> 0:23:53.104
<v Speaker 1>over to our side, lay down your arms, don't do this.

0:23:54.104 --> 0:23:56.384
<v Speaker 1>And then what happened to Nusion is he was turned

0:23:56.424 --> 0:24:00.504
<v Speaker 1>over by the Ukrainians in a prisoner exchange. He originally

0:24:00.544 --> 0:24:03.304
<v Speaker 1>said that he was walking down the street in Kiev,

0:24:04.344 --> 0:24:06.224
<v Speaker 1>felt a bump on his head and woke up in

0:24:06.264 --> 0:24:10.064
<v Speaker 1>a Wagner basement in the dawn bass There's a videotaped confession.

0:24:10.904 --> 0:24:15.464
<v Speaker 1>Then his head is taped to a cinder block with

0:24:15.624 --> 0:24:20.704
<v Speaker 1>packing tape and he says, yeah, I'm guilty, I'm a deserter,

0:24:21.144 --> 0:24:27.984
<v Speaker 1>and somebody smashes his head and with a sledgehammer, and

0:24:28.024 --> 0:24:32.704
<v Speaker 1>then Wagner puts this video under the title of the

0:24:32.704 --> 0:24:38.984
<v Speaker 1>Sledgehammer of Justice on their various telegram channels because they

0:24:39.024 --> 0:24:40.704
<v Speaker 1>want it to be clear that this is what we

0:24:40.784 --> 0:24:45.704
<v Speaker 1>do to deserters. And we have since heard from other

0:24:45.864 --> 0:24:49.944
<v Speaker 1>people who have escaped, including Wagner officers, that this is

0:24:50.104 --> 0:24:55.104
<v Speaker 1>a very common execution method for Wagner, this isis. It's

0:24:55.104 --> 0:24:58.824
<v Speaker 1>like isisis and then Progosion puts it on his telegram

0:24:58.904 --> 0:25:02.504
<v Speaker 1>channel like he's isis and he says, this is what

0:25:02.584 --> 0:25:04.944
<v Speaker 1>this dog deserves. Well, he was worse. He wrote it

0:25:05.064 --> 0:25:07.344
<v Speaker 1>seems to me that this film should be called A

0:25:07.504 --> 0:25:11.104
<v Speaker 1>Dog Dies, a Dog's dea. It was an excellent directional

0:25:11.184 --> 0:25:14.584
<v Speaker 1>piece of work watched in one breath. I hope no

0:25:14.744 --> 0:25:19.744
<v Speaker 1>animals were harmed during filming like that, he's a shit beyond.

0:25:20.064 --> 0:25:23.344
<v Speaker 1>It's the choking. Oh, it's the choking. Right, It's like

0:25:23.624 --> 0:25:27.744
<v Speaker 1>you didn't have to do that extra thing, but you did. Yeah.

0:25:27.784 --> 0:25:33.784
<v Speaker 1>And what's even fucking crazier is that then Russian politicians

0:25:33.784 --> 0:25:38.864
<v Speaker 1>and members of parliament have been posing on social media

0:25:39.144 --> 0:25:43.624
<v Speaker 1>with sledge hammers that Progosian has given to them autographed.

0:25:44.864 --> 0:25:49.224
<v Speaker 1>What is wrong with your old country? So many things,

0:25:50.064 --> 0:25:55.264
<v Speaker 1>a hundred years of violent negative selection. What is Progosian's

0:25:55.984 --> 0:25:59.744
<v Speaker 1>ambitions at this point? He's got his own army. He's

0:25:59.864 --> 0:26:02.864
<v Speaker 1>not afraid to like sledge hammer people. It's not even

0:26:02.864 --> 0:26:05.144
<v Speaker 1>that he's not afraid to sledge hammer people. It said,

0:26:05.184 --> 0:26:08.904
<v Speaker 1>he's not afraid to fight the Defense minister publicly. He's

0:26:09.104 --> 0:26:12.264
<v Speaker 1>not afraid to fight the mayor of Saint Petersburg publicly,

0:26:12.784 --> 0:26:17.104
<v Speaker 1>he's publicly like saying bad things about Putin's buddies. Yeah,

0:26:17.104 --> 0:26:20.384
<v Speaker 1>but he's never gone after Putin personally, so he'll go.

0:26:21.664 --> 0:26:26.064
<v Speaker 1>For example, right after the war started, Russia pass these

0:26:26.504 --> 0:26:30.104
<v Speaker 1>military censorship laws saying that you go to jail forever

0:26:30.704 --> 0:26:34.024
<v Speaker 1>if you discredit the armed forces of Russia. But Procosians

0:26:34.024 --> 0:26:39.064
<v Speaker 1>out there saying this military campaign is fucking awful. It's

0:26:39.144 --> 0:26:44.104
<v Speaker 1>being run by idiots. Defense Minister Shoigu is a fucking idiot.

0:26:44.744 --> 0:26:49.144
<v Speaker 1>This general gets him is a fucking idiot. Oh. Also,

0:26:49.624 --> 0:26:53.624
<v Speaker 1>our guys are fighting the hardest, We're the ones doing

0:26:53.624 --> 0:26:56.664
<v Speaker 1>the real fighting, and you guys aren't giving us enough shells.

0:26:57.544 --> 0:27:00.744
<v Speaker 1>Give us more artillery. I'm going to fucking light you

0:27:00.784 --> 0:27:02.984
<v Speaker 1>on fire if you don't give me more shells. That

0:27:03.024 --> 0:27:04.904
<v Speaker 1>doesn't go over well in Russia. No, it does not.

0:27:05.184 --> 0:27:07.944
<v Speaker 1>It does not know. It's also a display of weakness

0:27:08.664 --> 0:27:12.224
<v Speaker 1>because it looks like the Defense ministry has cut him

0:27:12.224 --> 0:27:16.024
<v Speaker 1>off and is not giving him the weapons he needs

0:27:16.504 --> 0:27:18.664
<v Speaker 1>because he's gotten a little too big for his breeches.

0:27:19.424 --> 0:27:23.024
<v Speaker 1>So is Putin worried about progosion like his progosion about

0:27:23.024 --> 0:27:26.824
<v Speaker 1>to fall out of a building somewhere he might. I

0:27:26.864 --> 0:27:29.384
<v Speaker 1>think it is interesting. I mean, there was a period,

0:27:29.784 --> 0:27:32.264
<v Speaker 1>especially in the fall, when people were like, is this

0:27:32.344 --> 0:27:36.784
<v Speaker 1>a new power center? Is he going to contest Putin's power?

0:27:37.264 --> 0:27:39.824
<v Speaker 1>You know, the Moscow rumor mill was talking about how

0:27:39.824 --> 0:27:43.424
<v Speaker 1>he wanted a formal position in the Russian government and

0:27:43.504 --> 0:27:46.824
<v Speaker 1>that he wouldn't settle for anything short of Defense minister,

0:27:47.584 --> 0:27:51.384
<v Speaker 1>and I think people in the Kremlin were like, yeah, okay, buddy.

0:27:51.944 --> 0:27:56.184
<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, he unlike them, He has

0:27:56.224 --> 0:27:58.584
<v Speaker 1>an army of tens of thousands of guys who are

0:27:58.584 --> 0:28:02.584
<v Speaker 1>extremely loyal to him. Unlike Putin, he is constantly down

0:28:02.584 --> 0:28:05.184
<v Speaker 1>on the front lines with them. The first rule of

0:28:05.224 --> 0:28:07.424
<v Speaker 1>being a dictator is you don't let another guy have

0:28:07.464 --> 0:28:10.464
<v Speaker 1>his own army, correct, right, But yeah, this guy has

0:28:10.504 --> 0:28:13.784
<v Speaker 1>his own army, and these guys are really loyal to him,

0:28:13.984 --> 0:28:16.664
<v Speaker 1>and they're also crazy and they know how to shoot guns.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, there were people who talk to Wagner

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<v Speaker 1>fighters at the front and we're saying that these guys

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<v Speaker 1>feel abandoned by Moscow, feel abandoned by the central leadership,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're like, fuck it, We're going to march on Moscow. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean good luck getting to Moscow. Like Putin

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<v Speaker 1>is surrounded in Moscow by like I would probably like

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<v Speaker 1>fifty thousand well armed police, special police, National Guard, the

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<v Speaker 1>equivalent of the Secret Service FSB, and they all hate progosion.

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<v Speaker 1>So a Wagner too is unlikely for now, for now,

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<v Speaker 1>but he is clearly making a political play. He is

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<v Speaker 1>clearly building his own base of support, and he's out

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<v Speaker 1>alpha mailing Putin. I say he's dead in six months,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope. So are you afraid of writing stuff like this? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Like for your own safety? No? No, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go to Russia now for the foreseeable future. What's

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<v Speaker 1>he going to do come to America? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so much tougher than me. Look, what I'm afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of an America is not. What I'm afraid of an

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<v Speaker 1>America is the right wing nuts who for years have

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<v Speaker 1>sent me death threats, who can find my address online

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<v Speaker 1>and who can buy an AAR fifteen and show up

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<v Speaker 1>at my doorstep. But the chances of him getting somebody

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<v Speaker 1>here to the US to offer me are very low.

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<v Speaker 1>Compared to our podcast listeners, yea, the Steiny's They're so

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<v Speaker 1>strong anti semi Yeah, Juliet Yaffi, you wrote this amazing

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<v Speaker 1>story putin Chef for a puck. It scared me. It

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<v Speaker 1>made me realize how crazy the world is and that

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<v Speaker 1>I will never ever be able to go to Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>It made you laugh, it made you cry well, I cried.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for doing this, Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>having me, Thanks for sharing the story. If you think

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<v Speaker 1>putin Chef is dangerous, you do not want to know

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<v Speaker 1>about Donald Trump's chef. This guy's a colonel from Kentucky,

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<v Speaker 1>gotten a shootout with his local fried Chicken competitor over

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<v Speaker 1>a sign, was friends with Jerry Folwell, wore the same

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<v Speaker 1>white suit and black string tie every day and guarded

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<v Speaker 1>his secret combination of eleven herbs and spices with his life.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the show, what's next for joel Stein?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he'll take a nap voke around online. Our Show

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<v Speaker 1>Today was produced by Molaboard and Nisha Bencutt. It was

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<v Speaker 1>edited by Lydia Gencott. Our engineer is Amanda kay Wang

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<v Speaker 1>and our executive producer is Katherine Giradl and our theme

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<v Speaker 1>song was written and performed by Jonathan Colton, and a

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<v Speaker 1>special thanks to my voice coach Vicky Merrick and my

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<v Speaker 1>consulting producer laurenz Elasnick. To find more Pushkin podcasts, listen

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<v Speaker 1>on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to your podcasts. I'm Joel Stein and this is the

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<v Speaker 1>story of the week. Next week, I learned why the

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<v Speaker 1>journalist aj Jacobs is walking around Manhattan with a metal ladle.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a hint. It's not for soup. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>When I write a story, if I get like some

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<v Speaker 1>bad comments, I'm like, you know, that's days of being

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<v Speaker 1>a mess for me. I can't imagine if I knew

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<v Speaker 1>that someone might like shoot me with a syringe in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the street with poison. Yeah, just like

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<v Speaker 1>right in the neck. Although honestly, that's what some of

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<v Speaker 1>the comments feel like. Snowflake,