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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us

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Speaker 1: at four one or six one and said he had

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, So we're calling you back. Hi. Hi?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's right. Hi. Hi. Did you remember texting

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Speaker 1: us that I do, but it's been a minute. Yes, okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: we're a little slow something. Yeah, we are working progress.

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Speaker 1: So can you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now? Sure? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I can't believe I texted this. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: it out loud now. So one night I had to

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Speaker 1: go over to my boyfriend's house. He wanted me to

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Speaker 1: have dinner with his parents one night. Totally fine, we

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Speaker 1: do this all the time, but this time they decided

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Speaker 1: to make mac and cheese, which for the normal person

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Speaker 1: is probably really great, but I'm latchose, intolerant, and I

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Speaker 1: hadn't really talked about this with him yet because it's

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Speaker 1: kind of embarrassing, and I didn't want his parents to

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Speaker 1: think I, you know, didn't like what they made. So

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Speaker 1: I just went ahead and decided to eat it anyway,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll just deal with the consequences later. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: the consequences came a lot faster and a lot more

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Speaker 1: explosively than I thought. Oh my gosh, of all words. Right,

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Speaker 1: So I screwed myself to go to the bathroom. I

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Speaker 1: start running the water. I'm like, I hope nobody hears

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Speaker 1: this and I do my thing. And unfortunately, like the

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Speaker 1: toilet just would Oh no, there's no plunger, there's no

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Speaker 1: equipment to deal with this. But they do have like

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Speaker 1: a small bathroom window. So I was like, here we go.

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Speaker 1: I just went there myself out the window. Before I

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Speaker 1: did that and just left, I would have just climbed

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Speaker 1: out and left. Wait, so you grabbed your how did

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Speaker 1: you grab it? Ill? I mean my bathroom towelp out

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Speaker 1: with the dragcare or something, Oh my god, or play dead,

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Speaker 1: that's what I would do. I just like, I call

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Speaker 1: the cops to call one one one. I'm thinking, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I was mortified. I

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Speaker 1: didn't want them to smell it. I didn't know them

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Speaker 1: that well. It was super embarrassing, like to me, hands washed,

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Speaker 1: but like that interaction would live forever if I had

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Speaker 1: to tell them, so wow, whatever, I made a decision

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Speaker 1: that's a dirty little secret. That is a horrific nightmare story.

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Speaker 1: Dirty little secret. Yeah, it's like literally dirty. Did they

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Speaker 1: ever notice, like if they ever like catch on to

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Speaker 1: what you did? I mean, if they did, they didn't

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Speaker 1: approach me or comes taught me about it, so I

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Speaker 1: assume no. I mean hopefully people thought it was like

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Speaker 1: a dog. I don't know the dog. Yeah, hopefully backyard

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Speaker 1: and they don't have you know, it's bad if you

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Speaker 1: have to be like hopefully somebody assumes that was a

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Speaker 1: dog whatever it is in life. Thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Thank you all have a

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Speaker 1: good one. I think this happens way more often than you,

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Speaker 1: guys know. I have a friend who had something similar

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Speaker 1: happened at his house. What similar similar? Well, apparently they

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Speaker 1: had a huge party one time and there was a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people over there and then somebody was in

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Speaker 1: the upstairs bathroom and they clogged the toilet, but they

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Speaker 1: left whoever it was, They didn't even know who it was,

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Speaker 1: but they left and closed the door and the door

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Speaker 1: was locked. So they finally got in there and the

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Speaker 1: toilet was overflowing. Oh god, but there was nothing in

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Speaker 1: the toilet. There was nothing in the toilet to clog it,

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Speaker 1: like it would just water overflowing, so they didn't know

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Speaker 1: what happened. And then he said the next morning, he

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Speaker 1: was brushing his teeth and he got a whiff of

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Speaker 1: something and then he looked at the bottom of his

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Speaker 1: toothbrush and it was like brown. So whoever did it

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Speaker 1: must have taken it from the toilet, put it in

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Speaker 1: the sink, and then use the toothbrush to shove it down.

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Speaker 1: It all started coming together. Yeah, so it happens way

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Speaker 1: more off. I'm wrong with people change your toothbrush daily.

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