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Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Tuesday, January sixteenth goes to my favorite

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Speaker 1: sports franchise in the world to Dallas Cowboys, dropping a

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Speaker 1: close bumps from a Dallas Cowboy. Not just the Dallas Cowboys,

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Speaker 1: Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. We weren't here yesterday,

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Speaker 1: so I wasn't able to get this off. And I

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Speaker 1: know we haven't you know, been to a Super Bowl

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Speaker 1: in twenty nine years. Hell, we haven't been to an

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Speaker 1: NFC championship game in twenty nine years. We are five

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Speaker 1: and thirteen in the playoffs since beating the Steelers to

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Speaker 1: win our last Super Bowl in nineteen ninety six, the

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Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers dropping the clues bombs to the green

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Speaker 1: Bay Packere okay, flew to the green Bay Package they

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Speaker 1: beat us. They have more postseason wins three at AT

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Speaker 1: and T Stadium than the Cowboys do.

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Speaker 3: In their own home venue. It's disgusting. Look, I'm numb

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Speaker 3: to it after twenty nine years.

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Speaker 1: I know every year we say the Cowboys are going

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Speaker 1: to the super Bowl. But what else am I supposed

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Speaker 1: to say? Okay, I'm supposed to say, Hey, we're going

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Speaker 1: twelve or five. We're gonna get eliminated in the wildcard

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Speaker 1: game of the playoffs. Is that what you want us

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Speaker 1: to say? No, who talks like that. Pessimism has never

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Speaker 1: won any battles. So, Dallas Cowboy fans, we shall remain optimistic,

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Speaker 1: and we shall declare that we are going to win

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Speaker 1: the super Bowl every year until we do. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: that's not what I'm here. Okay, That's not what I'm

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Speaker 1: here to discuss this morning. I'm here to discuss the

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Speaker 1: fact that Mike McCarthy and Dan Quinn, our defensive coordinator,

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Speaker 1: aren't fired yet, and Bill Belichick is already interviewed with

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Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons.

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Speaker 3: What the hell are we doing? Jerry Jones?

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Speaker 1: Okay, see Jerry Jones, The reality is you're the problem.

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Speaker 1: You're the problem because you want to be the owner,

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Speaker 1: the president, and the GM. You need to relinquish every

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Speaker 1: title except owner. I don't care that when people wore

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Speaker 1: leather helmets, you had some success at the University of

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Speaker 1: Arkansas as a football player. I don't care that you're

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Speaker 1: one of very few owners who had a significant level

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Speaker 1: of success as a football player. No, the reason the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys suck now is because you want all the power. Okay,

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Speaker 1: being owner is not you know enough for you all Right,

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Speaker 1: When Jimmy Johnson was our head coach and we was

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Speaker 1: winning all those Super Bowls in the nineties, Jimmy had

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Speaker 1: to lead because y'all couldn't work together simply because you

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Speaker 1: wanted more authority over the football side of the operation.

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Speaker 1: Jerry Jones had the title of GM, but everybody knew

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Johnson had all the control over on the field matters.

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Speaker 1: And that's how it should be, and that's how it

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Speaker 1: needs to be if you bring in Bill Belichick. But

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Speaker 1: you got to go out there and start courting Bill Belichick. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: eighty one years old, Jerry, Okay, that Apple watch his ticket,

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Speaker 1: all right, literally and figuratively.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: Bill Belichick ran the front office for most of his

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Speaker 1: time with the Patriots.

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Speaker 3: Let him do this thing with the Cowboys, but you

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Speaker 3: got to go get them first.

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Speaker 1: He don't want to be in Atlanta with the Falcons.

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Speaker 3: That small fries to Bill Belichick.

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Speaker 1: All Right, the most valuable head coach of all time

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Speaker 1: needs to be with the world's most valuable sports franchise period.

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Speaker 3: All right, Jerry, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: That black man from the Bone Thugs Crossroads video with

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Speaker 1: that long black trench coat and that the door in

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Speaker 1: them shades. He's preparing at any moment to touch you

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Speaker 1: between the eyes. You don't have the time you think

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Speaker 1: you have. Okay, you wasted twenty nine years and too

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Speaker 1: much great talent because you're afraid to have another outfa

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Speaker 1: in the building. You're already to own them. It's your team,

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Speaker 1: we know this. You pay all the players, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you pay all the coaches. Your ego will get stroked.

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Speaker 3: All right. Just go out there and get Bill Belichick. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 3: don't let them go to Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: If he goes to Atlanta, then I gotta come back

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Speaker 1: and give you another donkey of today.

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Now, I also want to say this. I was thinking

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Speaker 1: about this over the weekend. The Dallas Cowboys not winning

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Speaker 1: a Super Bowl in twenty nine years is proof that

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Speaker 1: the Illuminati does not exist. Okay, where are the YouTube

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Speaker 1: conspiracy videos about that?

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Speaker 3: You mean to tell me?

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Speaker 1: Y'all believe entertainers, okay, are selling their souls for success.

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Speaker 3: But Jerry Jones, with.

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Speaker 1: A net worth of thirteen point five billion, can't buy

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Speaker 1: a solo too.

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Speaker 3: Huh. He can't buy any success for this franchise.

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Speaker 1: Y'all believe Black entertainers are getting movie rolls and record

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Speaker 1: deals and just achieving various levels of success because of

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Speaker 1: a secret society. But Jerry Jones, who has a net

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Speaker 1: worth of thirteen point five billion dollars and the Dallas

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Speaker 1: Cowboys team, which is worth over nine billion dollars America's team,

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Speaker 1: they can't get none, no success.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't Jerry Jones be considered one of the elite? Don't

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Speaker 3: the elite control things? Well?

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Speaker 1: How come they can't control my Dallas Cowboys winning?

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Speaker 3: Jerry Jones don't got nobody to sacrifice? Huh?

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Speaker 1: Well, I say right now, we need to sacrifice everybody,

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Speaker 1: and by sacrifice I mean fire, starting with Mike McCarthy

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Speaker 1: and Dan Quinn. Okay, please give Jerry Jones and the

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Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys to sweet sound to the Hamilitones.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you are the doggee.

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Speaker 2: Of the day, the dogee.

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Speaker 3: All the day. Yee.

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Speaker 1: I realized I didn't even really want to get him

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Speaker 1: donkey today until I started doing it because I love

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Speaker 1: my team and all I wanted to do was take

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Speaker 1: my dad to a Super Bowl, and I will get

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Speaker 1: that opportunity.

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Speaker 3: This won't be the Cowboys playing in it. No, it

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Speaker 3: definitely would be the Cowboys playing it.

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Speaker 1: I ain't talking about taking my dad's just some regular

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Speaker 1: super Bowl, talking about taking my dad to the super

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Speaker 1: Bowl when the Dallas Cowboys are playing in it. If

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Speaker 1: we go out there and get Bill Belichick, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know why Bill Belichick is wasting his time going

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Speaker 1: to interview in Atlanta.

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Speaker 3: Falcon said he already interviewed with them. Waste the time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, waste the time, but also Jerry Jones, don't waste

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Speaker 1: Bill belichick time.

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Speaker 3: Fire Mike McCarthy and Dan Quinn today. Dan Quinn got four.

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Speaker 1: Interviews set up this week for head coaching availabilities anyways,

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Speaker 1: So he ain't gonna be.

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Speaker 3: There, No way, Mike McCarthy, gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Bring in Bill Belichick so we can go to the

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Speaker 1: super Bowl next year, New Orleans, Lil Wayne Drake halftime performers. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Little Wayne Drake and friends in New Orleans, all right,

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Speaker 1: next year Cowboys versus whoever you know?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, thank you for that.

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Speaker 3: Donkey to day.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's open up the phone lines. Eight hundred five

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Speaker 2: eight five one oh five one. Let's ask this question

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Speaker 2: for delirious Cowboy fans. Excuse me, Let's let's ask this

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Speaker 2: question for people out there. Finish this sentence. Before I

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Speaker 2: leave this earth. I need to experience what that is

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Speaker 2: the question? Eight hundred five eight five one oh five

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Speaker 2: one of myself. I would love to see my Knicks

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Speaker 2: winning championship. We've been heard ever since Patrick ew and

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Speaker 2: mister Fingerrow. But I'm just asking eight hundred five eight

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Speaker 2: five one oh five. I want to finish this sentence.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Jason Kelsey retired, podcasting must be good.

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Speaker 2: Before I leave this earth.

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Speaker 3: I need to experience what do I want to waste

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Speaker 3: that on? The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: It's not gonna happen anyway. Five one, let's discuss. Call

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Speaker 3: Good morning, the Breakfast Club.