WEBVTT - Greg T And The Hereditary Fart Problem

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis. Elvis Durant's phone tap Now set this phone tap up.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just one of my favorites of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so nice to say that. Thank you. Well, this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I did. So I called my grandmother first,

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<v Speaker 1>and I talked to Grandma and I said, Grandma, Mom

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<v Speaker 1>tells me that I have a farting problem, and we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that, and then we conferenced my mom in

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<v Speaker 1>and we get hard. But my mom has no idea

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<v Speaker 1>that I called my grandmother to tell her about this.

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<v Speaker 1>So Mom clearly walks right into it without knowing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, Hello, Grandma, Hi, Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, I got you about how many quarters I

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<v Speaker 2>got today?

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<v Speaker 1>You got quarters for me? Yeah? Awesome? Why that's good?

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<v Speaker 1>I like quarters? Hey, listen the reason why there's a

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I'm calling though. Yes, Mom tells me that

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<v Speaker 1>I have a hereditary problem. My body makes gas and

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<v Speaker 1>I crack wind all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell is about?

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<v Speaker 1>She said? And it comes from you and your family.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I get a hold of her.

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<v Speaker 1>You wait, why You're side of the family got cracking

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<v Speaker 1>cracking wind problems? She said, she has a proof that

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<v Speaker 1>growing up, Like when my mom said something smelled your

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<v Speaker 1>your friends would tell her that it was you and

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<v Speaker 1>just to go along with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my blood is boiling, how dear her?

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<v Speaker 1>She said that even till today, you cracking wind all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Crag why right, that's what she said.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my grandson speaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well, Mom says, I have to go to the doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Now good.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the matter with you? You got she got gifts

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<v Speaker 2>in her head.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom said, like in public, you would just go.

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<v Speaker 2>So stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she remembers one instance, you were at a parade

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<v Speaker 1>and you cracked wind and the name neghbor heard it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the neighbor was like, was like, he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, why did you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't believe that? Please, Gregory, really don't believe it. No garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you don't believe that?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I'm going to conference you and somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>in the ares. Hold on so far so good? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>That would call mom ma? Hey, I got grandma on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen to this what he called me? Yeah, to

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what you said to him?

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<v Speaker 3>What did I say?

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<v Speaker 2>It's something that he has to go to a doctor

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<v Speaker 2>because he's breaking wind and it comes from my side

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<v Speaker 2>of the family.

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<v Speaker 3>I never said that him told him. What are you

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<v Speaker 3>listening to him? Ma? Mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you told me about Grandma and family cracking wind

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<v Speaker 1>all time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Gregory, when would I ever say something like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't I talk like that? Where you get these things?

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<v Speaker 1>That?

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<v Speaker 2>To him? Mom?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you listening to him for? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He he got me. He called me. I just walked in.

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<v Speaker 2>He called me, and he's telling me all this garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I just told him, I said, your

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<v Speaker 2>mother would never say such, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>When do I ever talk like that? First of all,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what he said.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that I went to a parade or something

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<v Speaker 2>and I was cracking the wind and my friends call

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<v Speaker 2>you up and tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>Who. I don't know you said that?

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<v Speaker 3>Ma? You know, first of all, I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 3>you listen to him.

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<v Speaker 2>You know he he doesn't you know.

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<v Speaker 3>He makes no sense. And Gregory, what are you bothering

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<v Speaker 3>your grandmother with such foolishness for you said that. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to tell you right now, this conversation is going

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<v Speaker 3>to end because this conversation makes no sense whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, You're the only one that talks like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why. Maybe you think a funny, but

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<v Speaker 3>don't you know what, don't bother people with this kind

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<v Speaker 3>of foolishness.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel hurt that he took like that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, Gregory, I'm going to hang up, and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know why you put me on a three ways. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you got me here for garbage. For garbage is just

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<v Speaker 3>garbage talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you tell Grandma the truth?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Ma, you know what what? Don't listen to him?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm all right, this is wasting my time.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to go to the store. You know, when

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<v Speaker 3>Gregory go to the doctor, I think you need to

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<v Speaker 3>go to the doctor. Go go get yourself a good

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<v Speaker 3>check up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell him because my mom cracks wind all time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's something you go go to the doctor. You should

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<v Speaker 3>go to the doctor for a check.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, So are you're denying that moth?

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<v Speaker 3>While you're at it?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you denying this?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you laughing about? That's not funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you denying this? Month?

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<v Speaker 3>No, the sameous of your diet.

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<v Speaker 1>Grandma said that Uncle Tom does it all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I did not. I never said it. I believe you.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that you think I believe what he's telling me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about the stupidity.

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<v Speaker 3>It's stupidity. So you go, you go to a doctor

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<v Speaker 3>and get a check up. Yes, and then you tell

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<v Speaker 3>him what kind of diet you have, You eat onions

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<v Speaker 3>and all that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Ma, there's something I gotta tell you. You've just been

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<v Speaker 1>part of a phone tap hanging out.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodbye, Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were my favorites of all time. This phone tap

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