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Speaker 1: Elvis. Elvis Durant's phone tap Now set this phone tap up.

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Speaker 1: This is just one of my favorites of all time.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice to say that. Thank you. Well, this

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Speaker 1: is what I did. So I called my grandmother first,

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Speaker 1: and I talked to Grandma and I said, Grandma, Mom

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Speaker 1: tells me that I have a farting problem, and we

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Speaker 1: talk about that, and then we conferenced my mom in

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Speaker 1: and we get hard. But my mom has no idea

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Speaker 1: that I called my grandmother to tell her about this.

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Speaker 1: So Mom clearly walks right into it without knowing anything.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, Grandma, Hi, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 1: How you doing?

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I got you about how many quarters I

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Speaker 2: got today?

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Speaker 1: You got quarters for me? Yeah? Awesome? Why that's good?

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Speaker 1: I like quarters? Hey, listen the reason why there's a

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Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling though. Yes, Mom tells me that

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Speaker 1: I have a hereditary problem. My body makes gas and

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Speaker 1: I crack wind all the time.

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Speaker 2: What the hell is about?

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Speaker 1: She said? And it comes from you and your family.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, I get a hold of her.

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Speaker 1: You wait, why You're side of the family got cracking

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Speaker 1: cracking wind problems? She said, she has a proof that

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Speaker 1: growing up, Like when my mom said something smelled your

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Speaker 1: your friends would tell her that it was you and

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Speaker 1: just to go along with it.

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Speaker 2: Oh my blood is boiling, how dear her?

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Speaker 1: She said that even till today, you cracking wind all time.

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Speaker 1: Crag why right, that's what she said.

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Speaker 2: This is my grandson speaking.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, Mom says, I have to go to the doctor.

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Speaker 1: Now good.

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Speaker 2: What's the matter with you? You got she got gifts

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Speaker 2: in her head.

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Speaker 1: Mom said, like in public, you would just go.

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Speaker 2: So stupid.

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Speaker 1: Like she remembers one instance, you were at a parade

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Speaker 1: and you cracked wind and the name neghbor heard it,

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Speaker 1: and the neighbor was like, was like, he was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, why did you do that?

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Speaker 2: Don't believe that? Please, Gregory, really don't believe it. No garbage.

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Speaker 2: Don't you don't believe that?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm going to conference you and somebody else

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Speaker 1: in the ares. Hold on so far so good? Right?

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Speaker 1: That would call mom ma? Hey, I got grandma on

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Speaker 1: the phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to this what he called me? Yeah, to

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Speaker 2: tell me what you said to him?

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Speaker 3: What did I say?

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Speaker 2: It's something that he has to go to a doctor

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Speaker 2: because he's breaking wind and it comes from my side

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Speaker 2: of the family.

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Speaker 3: I never said that him told him. What are you

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Speaker 3: listening to him? Ma? Mom?

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Speaker 1: Remember you told me about Grandma and family cracking wind

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Speaker 1: all time?

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Speaker 3: Oh Gregory, when would I ever say something like that?

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Speaker 3: Why don't I talk like that? Where you get these things?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: To him? Mom?

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Speaker 3: What are you listening to him for? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: He he got me. He called me. I just walked in.

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Speaker 2: He called me, and he's telling me all this garbage.

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Speaker 2: And I said, I just told him, I said, your

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Speaker 2: mother would never say such, absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: When do I ever talk like that? First of all,

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Speaker 3: you know what he said.

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Speaker 2: He said that I went to a parade or something

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Speaker 2: and I was cracking the wind and my friends call

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Speaker 2: you up and tell you this.

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Speaker 1: Who. I don't know you said that?

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Speaker 3: Ma? You know, first of all, I don't understand why

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Speaker 3: you listen to him.

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Speaker 2: You know he he doesn't you know.

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Speaker 3: He makes no sense. And Gregory, what are you bothering

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Speaker 3: your grandmother with such foolishness for you said that. I'm

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Speaker 3: going to tell you right now, this conversation is going

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Speaker 3: to end because this conversation makes no sense whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, You're the only one that talks like that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why. Maybe you think a funny, but

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Speaker 3: don't you know what, don't bother people with this kind

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Speaker 3: of foolishness.

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Speaker 2: But I feel hurt that he took like that.

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Speaker 3: No, no, Gregory, I'm going to hang up, and I

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Speaker 3: don't know why you put me on a three ways. Yes,

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Speaker 3: you got me here for garbage. For garbage is just

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Speaker 3: garbage talk?

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Speaker 1: Do you tell Grandma the truth?

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Speaker 3: All right? Ma, you know what what? Don't listen to him?

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm all right, this is wasting my time.

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Speaker 3: I have to go to the store. You know, when

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Speaker 3: Gregory go to the doctor, I think you need to

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Speaker 3: go to the doctor. Go go get yourself a good

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Speaker 3: check up.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell him because my mom cracks wind all time.

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Speaker 3: That's something you go go to the doctor. You should

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Speaker 3: go to the doctor for a check.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So are you're denying that moth?

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Speaker 3: While you're at it?

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Speaker 1: Are you denying this?

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Speaker 2: What are you laughing about? That's not funny?

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Speaker 1: Are you denying this? Month?

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Speaker 3: No, the sameous of your diet.

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Speaker 1: Grandma said that Uncle Tom does it all time.

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Speaker 2: Well I did not. I never said it. I believe you.

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Speaker 3: I believe that you think I believe what he's telling me.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about the stupidity.

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Speaker 3: It's stupidity. So you go, you go to a doctor

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Speaker 3: and get a check up. Yes, and then you tell

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Speaker 3: him what kind of diet you have, You eat onions

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Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well, Ma, there's something I gotta tell you. You've just been

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Speaker 1: part of a phone tap hanging out.

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Speaker 3: Goodbye, Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Those were my favorites of all time. This phone tap

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Speaker 1: was pre recorded with permission granted by all participates. The

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tab were only on Elvis Duran in

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