1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,159 Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back o arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 2: Mouse speak text to seven eight five nine two says 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 2: sometimes I pretend to have foot pain just so I 4 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 2: can go to the podiatrist and let them trim my 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 2: big toenails for you. 6 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 3: Don't get a pedicurate a. 7 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 2: Doctor talk about a life hack. You don't want to 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 2: know the real reason that Brooke goes in to get 9 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 2: her mammograms every year? What's really in it for you? Brooke? 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 2: You're not supposed to show up. 11 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you it is such a lovely experience. 12 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, we get all the best confessions on this segment. 14 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 2: In fact, we're number one in the country for foot 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 2: confessions out of all the radio stations, and. 16 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 3: We're proud of that. 17 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 2: But we'll take any kind of secret that our listeners 18 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 2: want to share here on the Mass Speaker. And today 19 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 2: we have a guy who wants to come clean. Not 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 2: sure which body part it's gonna be about, but he's 21 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 2: chosen to use those are my favorite ones, though he's 22 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 2: chosen to use the fake name Wyatt today, Wyatt, welcome 23 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 2: to the show. 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,200 Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for having me. 25 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 3: Hey, what do you smashin in between? Two panes of plexiglass. 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 3: You do, know how mammcgram. 27 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like Whyatt probably isn't super versed in that. 28 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: But you know, man, the voice changer is on. You 29 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, Let's hear your confession. 30 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 1: All right. I had like a really awkward thing that 31 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: happened to me at Thanksgiving like five years ago. 32 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 3: And my god, you sound really serious about it even 33 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,119 Speaker 3: with the voice changer. 34 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, this is a kind of a serious thing. 35 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: So the thing happened Thanksgiving five years ago and it's 36 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: just been like bothering me, and so I wanted to 37 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: be able to speak about it anonymously. 38 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,040 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, what happened? 39 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 2: I'm curious. 40 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 1: Every year Thanksgiving, right, the whole family gets together, like 41 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: that's what we do. It's been tradition ever since I was. 42 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 3: Young, and that's pretty typical for Thanksgiving. 43 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, the only one. 44 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So we spent the morning, you know, kind 45 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: of drinking, hanging out all that stuff. We're watching football, 46 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: right and everything, and we usually do like an early dinner. 47 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: So we did dinner this year even earlier. It was 48 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,639 Speaker 1: like three or something like that. And after all the 49 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: drinking and the eating turkey. Like, I was sleepy, right, 50 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,560 Speaker 1: So I go upstairs and I go to take a nap, 51 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: and I walk in and I see my girlfriend's already 52 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 1: napping in the bed. So yeah, it was. It was 53 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: like the best nap. But I woke up two hours 54 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: later and I'm spooning my girlfriend lying next to her, 55 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I noticed that her like ear, 56 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 1: there's like this like weird thing in her ear, kind 57 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: of confused, and then I noticed there's a few more, 58 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: and then I realized that, like there's three silver ring 59 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: piercings on her ear. 60 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 2: Why is that weird? 61 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: Because my girlfriend doesn't have any peers. 62 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 3: What ye please tell me it's your grandma with the 63 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 3: sweetier piercings. 64 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: Oh god, no, no it wasn't. But but it was 65 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: my older brother's girlfriend. 66 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 2: You've been cuddling your older brother's girl. 67 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: Yes, we had been cuddling for like two hours, And 68 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: I honestly. 69 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 3: Your your brother, So you probably have the same kind 70 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 3: of cuddle style like. 71 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 2: She probably cuddle style is genetic, basically you get it 72 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 2: from your grandfather's side. 73 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're cuddling right, And then like all 74 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: of a sudden, she starts when I start realizing this, 75 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: she starts like waking up, and then she's like, yeah right, 76 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, that's not my boyfriend and 77 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: we separated. We're both in shock, We're both confused. We're 78 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: both trying to understand, like what happened. 79 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 3: And like that. 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: It's the worst part about this was this was the best, 81 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: the most RESTful nap I've ever. 82 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 3: Level say. It's just a cuddle, you know, you just cuddled. 83 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 3: It's not like and you didn't do anything on purpose. 84 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 3: But no, no, no, no, no, you had feelings about it. 85 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 1: Well, I still kind of do, Like I'm gonna be honest, 86 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: you long for that nap, yes, because it was amazing. 87 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,720 Speaker 1: And now like my brother, my brother has married her 88 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: and like all that stuff, A wonderful sister of and everything. 89 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: But now when we go to Thanksgiving and I look 90 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 1: across at her, like I still I kind of long 91 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: for that nap. 92 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: So you have that vibe when you go to Thanksgiving, 93 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 2: do you get a read on how she feels? 94 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 1: Now? I kind of feel like we're both in the 95 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: same boat. We both think it was really weird what. 96 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 3: Happened that she married your brother. Yeah, I mean I 97 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 3: take it you've never talked about it? 98 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:52,720 Speaker 1: No, no, never, never never. 99 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 2: Never do Yeah, it's not good even tell your brother like, dude, 100 00:04:56,080 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 2: and't just like to cuddle or what? Yeah, is this 101 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,799 Speaker 2: not a situation where you can just sneak away once, 102 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 2: get a cuddle in, and get it out of your 103 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,559 Speaker 2: system for the rest of your life. 104 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 3: No, that's weird. 105 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 2: For we can't be like quitting smoking, where you like 106 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,479 Speaker 2: have to cuddle really hard for like ten straight days 107 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 2: and then you'll quit cold turkey for the nabs are 108 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 2: like ten minutes instead of two hours. Yeah, just wean 109 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 2: is there anyway? 110 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 3: No? No, okay, she's very dude. I've never cuddled the 111 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 3: man without it leading to something else, never made eye. 112 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 2: Contact with the man without leading to something else. But dude, why, 113 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Man, Does it feel good to at least 114 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 2: talk about it? Finally? I mean yeah, but it's making 115 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 2: you want to cuddle her the more you talk about 116 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 2: it is. 117 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: I feel guilty, but I also still want to kind 118 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: of do. It's a weird thing. 119 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 3: Come on over to the studio. Jose is an expert napper. 120 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. 121 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,559 Speaker 1: We can. We haven't half room here. 122 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, go to my car. 123 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 3: I got heated seats. 124 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 2: Bro Actually, we can all get in like a huge line, 125 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 2: like a six way cuddle. If you're down for have 126 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 2: you in the middle, wire appreciate you. 127 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 3: Just stays that sounds a little hot and sweaty. I'm 128 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 3: gonna leave that up to you. 129 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 2: Okay, Brooks out, but the rest of us are going 130 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 2: to do it again. Okay, numbers as sun I'm tagging in. Okay, 131 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 2: all dude, cuddle when you get over here. Okay, why 132 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 2: but text in to seven eight, five, nine two and 133 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 2: tell us if you have a secret that you've been 134 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 2: holding on to. We can hide your identity, mask your voice, 135 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker. 136 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 3: Your phone tabs coming up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.