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Speaker 2: Yes, we'll come back. We'll read first tequila tequila? How

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Speaker 2: so that's like my you know, I'm pretending I'm drinking tequila. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: About it? What you know? When people write sad poems. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: You guys know there's three men behind you in front

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Speaker 2: Isn't there like you know Chowles Brukowski.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing I dated.

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Speaker 2: what ever for my singing? Okay? Trust or is suing

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Speaker 2: I thought about this. I want to say thank you

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Speaker 2: to the United States for introducing me to ranch dressing.

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Speaker 2: Ranch ranch dressing.

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Speaker 1: So do you know you want to thank the US

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Speaker 1: Dressing, it is I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: I had no ranch dressing where I grew up. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I could be more and more accurate because they're Japanese, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't see. I wasn't going there. Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: talking to that camera, spiking it for my lines. I

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Speaker 2: We let next yours.

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Speaker 1: We go with the flow that's mine.

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Speaker 2: Technically, I want to thank the United States for ranch dressing,

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know what ranch was while I was living

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Speaker 1: Yes, like I said, And now do you put it

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Speaker 2: I can't? I do, Okay, I do if they allow it.

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Speaker 2: So a lot of restaurants don't have it too. You know,

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Speaker 2: when you go out with your fancy friends, like ego.

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Speaker 1: Why I fancy? It's because I'm a doctor.

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Speaker 2: She is a doctor. Can you tell gin like a

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Speaker 1: Walking full speed into her coffee tables in the dark,

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Speaker 1: because it's what yes.

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Speaker 2: Guess what, yes, time is money. That's why full speed,

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Speaker 2: full speed? You think when if you pause, you ever

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Speaker 2: It's because you want to hang out with hustlers. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Money, money, money, gotta get money. Well, what happened I

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Speaker 2: Do you like coming up on people scaring them?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want And I don't want you

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Speaker 2: No, No, I like, I like, I let's talk about it. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I don't like when you know, people have mood lighting

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Speaker 2: I like restaurants, yes, that are like, you know, let's

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Speaker 2: And yeah, there's sixty of them because they put them

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Speaker 2: Only if they have it. Then I'm like, yeah, then

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Speaker 2: fried chicken, lettuce, call it a salad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true. That is true, you.

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Speaker 1: What do you remember the first time you had ranch?

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Speaker 2: I do because I yeah, explosive diarrhea. Like the whole

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, all that dairy. Yes, so then you just

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Speaker 2: Yes, I've mutated. You've mutated to yes, yes, my fellow Japanese.

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Speaker 2: Are they Japanese? Actually never seen the movie York show.

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Speaker 2: I swear, isn't the rat like sense or something?

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Speaker 2: Oh see, we asked the three men in front of us,

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Speaker 2: So how did the rat get from? So the rat

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Speaker 1: He killed his original master. I don't know anything about

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Speaker 2: It's it's not it's.

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Speaker 1: It's I don't see. This is all news to me.

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Speaker 2: And someone killed a rat killed his master in Japan

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Speaker 2: He said, know how about a sixteen hour flight.

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Speaker 1: I don't funk with rats. So I'm like, I just

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Speaker 2: say right, don't say you know, as an immigrant from Japan,

437
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 2: I I kind of relate to the RM, starting to

438
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,440
Speaker 2: relate to his story. I didn't kill anybody, you did it?

439
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

440
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 2: And then anyway, wait, stories are a wild stories. And

441
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 2: then the turtles.

442
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: I don't about these turtles about you, that's right.

443
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm mutated into to being able to eat

444
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 2: that much dairy, okay. And when I go back to Japan,

445
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:54,000
Speaker 2: you know, I'm off ranch dressing because it's like weed.

446
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 2: When there's no weed there, there's no ranch there's no weed.

447
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: If someone damn, that's I mean, that's amazing.

448
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: No, they need to have weed.

449
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean I don'k. Have you been to I haven't

450
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 1: been to Tokyo, but I really want to go. I

451
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: really want to go to Japan. It's on my list

452
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: of I have like three places that are like I'm

453
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 1: trying to get there.

454
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we will get you there.

455
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: Can you help me?

456
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,439
Speaker 2: I will happily tell you about all the places me

457
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 2: and Bowen have been there at the same time. And

458
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 2: you know, oh.

459
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's been twice, yes, and twice recently.

460
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 2: It is a place with you know, like these bright

461
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,680
Speaker 2: lights and insane shows and all kinds of things going

462
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 2: on that would really benefit from weed. Okay, I think

463
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 2: to look around sober, like, do.

464
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: You think maybe how do you think mushrooms would fare

465
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: in Japan? Have you ever had mushrooms there? No, like

466
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 1: in general?

467
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 2: Have you ever? Oh? I actually never?

468
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, they say that that's like, oh it heightens.

469
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: Have you been do you? Are you a mushroom girl?

470
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,200
Speaker 1: I've had mushrooms. It is like at Coachella one time

471
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, whoa, this is it. But

472
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 1: also I've only I've been to Coachella twice. It's not

473
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,840
Speaker 1: my vibe nor I scene.

474
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: I know I'm picturing you at Coachella and it's not

475
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 2: You're having.

476
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 1: A hard time. Are you hot? Yes? Very?

477
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: Very little water. I hear it's hard to get water.

478
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: The first thing I said to I said today, said

479
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 1: can we get some waters for me and my kids? Yes?

480
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: Very Can you imagine? Yeahs Coachella is as a beautiful

481
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: fairy you like.

482
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 2: Wearing jean shorts and like, you know, wear they're wearing

483
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,479
Speaker 2: feathered ear rings.

484
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 1: No feathered earrings. The Geene shorts I did have. Did

485
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: you see me?

486
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 2: There?

487
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,439
Speaker 1: You saw me?

488
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 2: That's what I see when I think Coachella. I've never been. Okay,

489
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: I'm rarely out during the day. Yeah, of the sun. Okay,

490
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: I don't.

491
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 1: Are you you're you don't? Are you sensitive to sun?

492
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 2: Well? You know I'm so a stand up at night

493
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 2: that you know. I I During the day, I'm mostly

494
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 2: like indoors. I'll be writing it doors or something like writing.

495
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,919
Speaker 2: But yeah, you'll rarely see me, like hiking or something.

496
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 1: Do you have siblings.

497
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 2: I have half siblings.

498
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

499
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are they just kind of reconnected? Okay?

500
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: Are they half from your mom's side or your dad's side,

501
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: or both.

502
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: My dad's side from your dad's side.

503
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, So then are you Where do you fall in

504
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: the lineup in terms of the siblings.

505
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 2: I'm the youngest, me too, yeah yeah, yes, all right,

506
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: and the favorite okay okay, yes, yeah, I think.

507
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: All the youngest become a favorite, energy youngest, but the

508
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: youngest is always the favorite.

509
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 2: We also become favorites when we're the ones making the

510
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 2: most money. Easy way to become the favorite? Were you

511
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: always the family? All my half siblings were like, hey,

512
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 2: remember I used to walk you to preschool? Yeah, and

513
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, actually, you left me a few times. It's

514
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 2: on this American Life and Interview. I did, really, lu Yes,

515
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: I have a documented you go.

516
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, wait youngest of how many?

517
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: By the way of of three? You had to really

518
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,239
Speaker 2: think about you forgot about one? Because here's what did

519
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,000
Speaker 2: you forget about? I just met one of them last

520
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 2: year for the first time. Okay, yeah, yeah, so I

521
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: forget about him? Yes, Okay, that's not nice. You know what,

522
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: It's just been all my life and we never met.

523
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: How how is it are do they all the other

524
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 1: three siblings do they have the same dad. It's yeah,

525
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: you have the same thing, not the same dad. I

526
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 1: mean the same mom is what I've meant to say.

527
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. They do have the same mom, so

528
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: they're from one same marriage. And then I'm the you know,

529
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: the weirdo.

530
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 1: Wait, why are you the weirdo? Not just because you're you?

531
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: Is there also a diagnosis?

532
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: Yes, don't you see my wife? Imagine you had a

533
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 1: doctor come in casually like this, I know, with their

534
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: shirt and button like this, like what's that? What's going on?

535
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 2: And you're so trusting. I would be like, yes, give

536
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: me somebody, give me whatever you're gonna sell me.

537
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 1: Okay, this is something for me to think about between

538
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: now and then the podcast.

539
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 2: Well, because we're gonna go back to the strooms that

540
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 2: you did. You know, I want to try the I

541
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: want to try shrooms. Yeah. I think I'm just so

542
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: a classic, just like I drink and I used to

543
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: smoke cigarettes and now I smoke weed. So you know

544
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: those are kind of like again I'm I'm thinking there's

545
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 2: men behind us when they're in front of them. Okay,

546
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 2: so you know, I don't know if I would come back.

547
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: Okay, that's always been my fear of basically any drug.

548
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm always like, I feel like I wouldn't come back.

549
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: There's such like there's a chance you don't come back.

550
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: If you're already on look, there's a chance you don't

551
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: come back.

552
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: I know.

553
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 1: How's this for. Were you in the States when they're

554
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: the DARE program was a thing? Yes, yes, yes, I

555
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: feel like this is the real campaign. You might not

556
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: come back if you do drugs. Yeah, they didn't talk

557
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah. I'm like all the and it's crazy

558
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: how DARE is defunct now whatever and everyone's like whatever,

559
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: try everything, do whatever, take care of yourself, therapy, yeah,

560
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: all of that, microdose whatever. But I'm like, if you

561
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,199
Speaker 1: told me, I mean, I didn't try drugs at all.

562
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: Is a young person in any way, shape or form.

563
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: But if you told me, hey, kids, you might not

564
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 1: come back, I would be like, I don't want that.

565
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: I don't want that at all.

566
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 2: I know, And that's kind of what happened. Like this

567
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 2: is kind of it's okay, I'm okay. But so my

568
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 2: mom has schizophrenia and she had this wild talk. I

569
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 2: love that preface.

570
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: You're like, before I tell you what I'm going to

571
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: tell you, I'm okay, I.

572
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 2: Like to take care of the people I'm talking to

573
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: the audience, you know sometimes, you know, if I don't

574
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 2: want to sit in the darkness. But my mom has schizophrenia,

575
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: and she actually was like told me, she said, you know,

576
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 2: you can go do mushrooms or acid or whatever drugs

577
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: that people like do and hall from you can have fun,

578
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 2: but just know you get to come back from that high.

579
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: I don't. And I was like, okay, Like that was

580
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 2: so you know, very like a big life changing, like

581
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: very you know, real way to look at drugs, you

582
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 2: know where I mean, the their officer, the their officer

583
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 2: was just like singing songs, you know, you're living free

584
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: t shirts. It was my mom that I was like, oh, okay, okay,

585
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 2: I won't mess with it. Then, you know, yeah, it

586
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 2: was like a real moment.

587
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: How old were you when she said that to you?

588
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 2: I was I was in middle school, okay, yeah, middle school.

589
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: And so you're like, I'm good.

590
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know, she still like hears voices to

591
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: this day and hallucinates, and you know she's very like

592
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: at home bedridden, you know, and so yeah, but you know,

593
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: I'm at a point where I look after her. So

594
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 2: it's a lot. So I am like, I'm a little

595
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: shres sounds.

596
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: Nice, a little something. It's a lot to have to

597
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: care for a parent in general. I feel like watching

598
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: my friend's parents' age and my own mother. It's such

599
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: an interesting experience where you become the caretaker of your

600
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: parents in any way, shape or form, and then add

601
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: to it something like mental illness and it becomes all

602
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 1: the more complicated. And so you're in only you're your

603
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,479
Speaker 1: mother's only child then, presumably.

604
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 2: Right right, Yeah, so like back to like the weirdos,

605
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: you know, because yeah, like you know, my half siblings

606
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: were like, you know, abused by my mom. She was

607
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: the step mom she married in Okay, and you know,

608
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 2: yeah she got you know, physically violent and stuff. Her

609
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 2: schizophrenia kind of started acting up then, and so they

610
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 2: they're super scared of her. And we're also taiwan my

611
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: mom's Taiwanese, and Japan was extra xenophobic back then, so

612
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: there was also that too. You know, there's a lot

613
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 2: of like, yeah.

614
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: Dude, then that's what caused you guys. It sounds like

615
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: for a period there then you guys were a stranger.

616
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: You and your half siblings were not necessarily in communication.

617
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: It's sounded like at least one of them, right, because

618
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: that part of it, they do you think they kind

619
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: of associated you with your mom.

620
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 2: And it was totally yeah, yeah, and so I ended

621
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: up my dad had full custody of me initially, and

622
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: I was with the half siblings after the divorce. But

623
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: eventually my grandma, my mom's mom, Yes, the Taiwanese one,

624
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: took me and so she ended up raising me. Yeah.

625
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 3: Wow.

626
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: Now you do you count yourself close to your mom

627
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: now though, because obviously you're taking care of her, but

628
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: do you consider your relationship closer? You're like, I'm our

629
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: caretaker at this point?

630
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, closer for sure. I was scared of her for

631
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: most of my life. Yeah, and then now now yes,

632
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 2: now you know I have some such empathy for her,

633
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: you know, uh, even though she yeah, she's like you know,

634
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: people always ask like, what would you say? You know,

635
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: we talk about representation and TV and movies. You're like,

636
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: let's go, wasn't it so cool? Like crazy rich Asians

637
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: or fresh off the boat an Asian family on TV?

638
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 2: Is that kind of what your family was like? Did

639
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: you feel seen? I'm like, no, no, no, I'm like,

640
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 2: have you seen the Ring? The bitch that comes out

641
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: of the tvre like?

642
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: That was what my mom, That's what it felt like.

643
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I did feel seen, Yes, you know what

644
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: I mean?

645
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: When you saw the ring that's what Yeah.

646
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, when the woman like comes out of the TV.

647
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, I'm.

648
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 2: Like, oh, finally a family that looks like mine, and

649
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: so you know, all of it, all of it matters.

650
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: It's no, it's true.

651
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: I trust.

652
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: I trust when you're thirsty to feel seen and I

653
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 2: think you know that right there. Yeah, at the Exorcists,

654
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: Babba Duke, you said you lurk in the darkness. I

655
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: was like, oh, yeah, we could be related.

656
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: We could we could be related.

657
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: Let me tell you about Nigerian names and Japanese names, right.

658
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: Lots of overlap. Yeah, real though, it's a real thing

659
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: that I've recognized too. No one talks about this, well

660
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: we are now now on this podcast. No one talks

661
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: about the overlap of Nigerian names and Japanese names. Do

662
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: you know is any name coming to mind right now?

663
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wish I had thought of this.

664
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 2: There was like Azuka or yuz Amaka that was a

665
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 2: friend of mine, in college. Yeah too. Do you know

666
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 2: the comedian China Unaka.

667
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I know China Doo Unaka. Yes, I do. My dear

668
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: friend I know him. That is that name could very

669
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: well be Japanese. So when we first met, yes.

670
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 2: Years ago, we were doing a college gig together and

671
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't super on social media. It was like probably

672
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 2: my first or second year in stand up, and I

673
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: was talking to the produced like the college organizers. We

674
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: were performing at a college together, and I was like, oh,

675
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 2: I'll go pick up miss Unaka. I just saw the name.

676
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: You saw the name and I thought I was picking

677
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: up a Japanese woman. I was like, yes, I will

678
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 2: pick up missus the other comedian.

679
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's like.

680
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 2: A maybe an all Asian lineup or something. Actually, because

681
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: it was the third one was Jenny Yang, I was like,

682
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: I just thought it was like an all Asian lineup

683
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 2: for like community, you know colleges do that.

684
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

685
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. So so I pull up to the address and

686
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: he is a man, a man.

687
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't know how black man he's taught. It's like

688
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: six to two, yes, yes, okay.

689
00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 2: But I'm picturing it's a little Japanese lady. I pull

690
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 2: up in front of his house. You can confirm we

691
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: talk about this to this day where I pull up

692
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: and in front of his house, but like I'm like stopped

693
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 2: in the middle of the street. Yeah and uh and

694
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,359
Speaker 2: so like cars pile up behind me and they start

695
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 2: to honk, and I'm like, oh my god. And then

696
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, yes, I'm just picking up someone. And

697
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: then and then I feel I feel he's like trying

698
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 2: to be silly, like on the window and I just

699
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: see this man that I don't know. I scream. I

700
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 2: start driving away and he's like, wait, no, it's me.

701
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: It's me.

702
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: It's me Chinado.

703
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, what it's me, missus a Knaka.

704
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 2: Start with that with missus Una. I said, oh my god,

705
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 2: this man is about to take me. Yeah, and so anyway, so.

706
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: Yes, the overlap is real though, and also the assumptions

707
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: when it's a name you don't necessarily recognize straight away,

708
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: but some part of it, like within context, you kind

709
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: of make an assumption about it is so relatable because

710
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 1: my first time testing for SNL oh, yeah, they were

711
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: looking for a guy. The understanding was honestly, yeah, they

712
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: were looking for a guy, is how I'll put it.

713
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: And so I tested in April of twenty sixteen with

714
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: eleven It was ten or eleven guys and me and

715
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: testing obviously like the final audition round whatever you know that.

716
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: But I got to the hair room at thirty Rock

717
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: and I saw the list of names and I was like, oh,

718
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: am I the only woman on this and then but

719
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I was trying not to be too nosy

720
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: and look over at the list of names. So I

721
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: asked the head of the hair department. I didn't know

722
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: this at the time, but that's what her role was

723
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: very close to Jodie Man who so I asked her.

724
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: I was like, is it all guys testing today? And

725
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: she was like yeah, and honestly, we thought you were

726
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: a boy too, because ego. She's like, we thought you

727
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: were a boy too, and now, oh my man, that's

728
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: a black girl. That's true. I was like, in the

729
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: context of eleven male names and then mine a name

730
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: you've never seen before. She was like, yeah, that's gonna

731
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 1: be a dude also, and I was like, kid's me. Wow, yeah,

732
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: but you make you make your assumption. It wasn't. Missus

733
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: Unaka turned out to be mister Unaka. Yeah, and but

734
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: there is a lot of overlap. I know so much overlap.

735
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: I get that. At what point did you move to La?

736
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: How long ago did you move to LA?

737
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 2: When I was eight? I was like okay, maybe like

738
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety eight or something.

739
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and so this is feels like home to you?

740
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 1: Then La? Would you say?

741
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Like what makes me Asian American? I think

742
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 2: is like the branch dressing. Okay, like back to it,

743
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,240
Speaker 2: like the tolerance for alcohol. And also Darry, Oh yeah,

744
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 2: I've really mutated. You have mutated mutated my body.

745
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: That's true. What is the what do they call it?

746
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: The glow? The when yeah, like alcohol? What is it?

747
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: What is it called Asian glow? Asian glow?

748
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just like we were really creative with the name.

749
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: What is it?

750
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: When it's a glow?

751
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 2: And the Asians happened, we were like, oh oh, we

752
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: huddled up just as a community.

753
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Let's go with it. Sounds nice, it sounds rich, it sounds.

754
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: It sounds yeah, it sounds like you're thriving.

755
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: Yes, it sounds good. It sounds positive. Someone says you're glowing.

756
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: It's a compliment, right, right.

757
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 2: We're not glowing though, we're red and we're looking like

758
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: we're dying.

759
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: Because I'm a doctor, I know the science behind that. Yes,

760
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't bet it's mutation like you were going earlier.

761
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: I think if I keep saying that, people will just

762
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: trust that I know what I'm talking about. At this

763
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,720
Speaker 1: point like, yeah, well some mutation. It's a mutation.

764
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: I do trust, thank you. Yeah, I've been told you

765
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: studied it.

766
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: You did. I have a biology degree? Is high like

767
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: to put it. I don't know anything besides what I

768
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: shared with you in maybe one or two other facts.

769
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: How often do you drink gin?

770
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: I probably have a gin cocktail like three times a month.

771
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, oh wow, you're so disciplined.

772
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: That's very I is it hard for you to this

773
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: is no judge, genuinely to not drink. Do you feel

774
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: I feel like in comedy it's hard because you go

775
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: to a comedy club and it's like, here's a drink ticket,

776
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: here's a free drink, there's drinks in the back for

777
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: you whatever, or your agents want to take you out

778
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: and they're like, we'll take you to drinks. And at

779
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: a point a few years ago I had to be like,

780
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: just because something is free does not mean you need

781
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: to take it again.

782
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm still It's called poverty brain.

783
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: I think. So do you throw things away? Are you

784
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: good about throwing things away?

785
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 2: No?

786
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: You struggle to do that too.

787
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: Don't you kind of get that energy from me that

788
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 2: I keep everything?

789
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: You seem put together?

790
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: You see me together to me drinking every night, rants dressing,

791
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 2: drinking girls.

792
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: If you didn't tell me any of that, and I

793
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: just saw you on the street, I go, she's put together.

794
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 2: She's put together, and we can hold dualities like that.

795
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: That's the thing about humans.

796
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 2: Are you a Gemini will hurt me? No, I should

797
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 2: say that to you. I'm a Piscey's we're gentle. Oh yes, no,

798
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, some of my good friends are pisces.

799
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: Here everyone says, right, some of my best friends are pisces.

800
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: And then and then some you know.

801
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: Some crazy story like oh, Pisces broke my heart a

802
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: genminely I broke.

803
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 2: You're very in touch with your emotions, right, and you're yeah,

804
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 2: like loyal and yeah.

805
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: Yeah kind I would say, yeah. I mean, I don't

806
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: feel like it's when someone pays you a compliment. How

807
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: do you generally? I mean, I've already seen how you

808
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: generally take it. I'm like you put together, You're like me,

809
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: no way, no, right right.

810
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: I don't do well with compliments. Yeah, okay, where do

811
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: you think that comes from? Uh, not receiving them at all?

812
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: You didn't receive them?

813
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah too, you know when I do now as an adult? Yeah,

814
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 2: I don't have a filter. I don't know where it

815
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 2: goes in a weird part of my brain, just like

816
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 2: like hugs or something. I didn't grow up with them. Yeah,

817
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: so I hug weird.

818
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 1: Okay, what are your hugs kind of cold?

819
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: I think some people would say like, oh, why is

820
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 2: it sideways or like a hard tack.

821
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what to do with this.

822
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's true.

823
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: You can feel when someone melts into a hug or

824
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: when someone is giving you a cold like I don't

825
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: really want to be doing this. I feel very passionate

826
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: about hugs. No, and I'm like, oh, if you don't

827
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,479
Speaker 1: want to give them, don't give that. But a cold

828
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: hug somehow is worse than no hug to me.

829
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 2: I'm working on it, yeah, I mean, but then I

830
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 2: get too warm. One time I actually kissed the person

831
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know what I'm doing.

832
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: I just came back from a europe tour. I thought

833
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 2: I had I was French, you know what I mean?

834
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 2: I got confused.

835
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: Kiss I'm on the cheek or the mouth?

836
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 2: The mouth?

837
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: I was like, why?

838
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 2: I think I was trying to make up for the

839
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 2: fact that maybe I'm still not so used to it.

840
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 2: So I was trying to be like, I'm here, I'm

841
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 2: very present.

842
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, let's go a wait, how did you and

843
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:58,760
Speaker 1: your husband meet?

844
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: What if I was it was that hug.

845
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: That was the one person I accidentally kissed.

846
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: We met through a mutual friend who Yeah, like I think,

847
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 2: like Tinder and stuff was starting to happen, so we

848
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: just missed it like phone dating.

849
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good thing. No, don't you feel like

850
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: that's a good did? Do you feel like you missed

851
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: out on the online dating? Digital dating? I am.

852
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: I am curious about how that interface, yeah works?

853
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: Have you ever swiped over my hundred?

854
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 2: Sorry?

855
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that interface? Have you ever swiped on behalf of

856
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: a friend?

857
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I don't know if they trust me. People

858
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 2: don't really trust me for I don't think they would

859
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: trust me for that.

860
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, do you are you generally? I mean you

861
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: have a husband. Are you generally were you generally before

862
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: you had a husband good at picking partners minus the

863
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: emo guys who were dark.

864
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, dark and into like yeah long movies. But uh

865
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 2: I you know, I kind of was like a very

866
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: got into monogamy by accident. I would like latch onto

867
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: a relationship. So I've only been in like three my

868
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 2: whole life.

869
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 1: That's more than me. You're doing great and you're done

870
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: now presumably.

871
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it. Yeah, so maybe that's why, like,

872
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: who am I to help someone swipe? Because they're like

873
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 2: OD school doesn't know.

874
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: Well, it's basically dating apps are basically a game now anyway,

875
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: It's like basically the New York Time Games app should

876
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,439
Speaker 1: throw Tinder on there as well, because it's not none

877
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: of it's dating. It's gamified. So when my friends who

878
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: are in relationships, when I used to be on dating apps,

879
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: one I want to swipe, I'm like, yeah, take a look,

880
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: because they want to see the interface. Right right, you

881
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: were in one hundred to say that people want to

882
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: see the interface, and they're all different.

883
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 2: They they swipe for.

884
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: You, yeah, and it doesn't matter, Like it's it's so

885
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: low stakes because one it's a game. And because two,

886
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, great if I match with this person,

887
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk to you don't have to,

888
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: you don't have you don't actually have too, right, which

889
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: is yeah.

890
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 2: I forget when you when someone doesn't want you, do

891
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 2: you get notified.

892
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: Like, oh they don't want you.

893
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 2: No, that would be okay, that would be off I

894
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 2: know Okay, I didn't know.

895
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that would be so brutal. That would be

896
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: so brutal.

897
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 2: That's life sometimes, yeah, okay, like that.

898
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,479
Speaker 1: It is, well, that is, but that's the part people

899
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: are trying. I feel like trying to skip on the

900
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 1: dating apps is like okay, I I don't want to

901
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,719
Speaker 1: face rejection, so I'm gonna get on this app. And

902
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: it creates this boundary, this distance. Okay, you and your husband,

903
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: though you met through mutual friends, do you want to

904
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: tell the tale? People want to know this kind of tea.

905
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 2: It's very it's very like, not that exciting. But our

906
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: friend was shooting like a short film and I was

907
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 2: helping him produce it and my husband was acting. Yeah,

908
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 2: and so that's how we met, and then he met

909
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 2: that way. I love a funny person I have a

910
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: witty person and very empathetic too, could read people. I

911
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 2: love people too, And so I was like, oh wow,

912
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: I like this energy. And then of course go figure

913
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 2: his mom also has schizophrenia. Oh wow. And so I

914
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you know, suddenly so much didn't have

915
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 2: to be explained between us, right, you could see a

916
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 2: person's child. You know, we're very different backgrounds, but it's

917
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 2: it's such a wild thing to have in common with someone. Yeah,

918
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 2: that you were romantically like feeling feelings for m Yeah,

919
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: it was. It was really cool, Like and he uh

920
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: helps look after my mom too, Okay, and there's like

921
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 2: a shorthand he knows yeah, he gets it all.

922
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did you guys cross the line? Because I've

923
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: heard a few stories in the last like several months

924
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: about people who have met their partner in a work

925
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 1: setting and been like, we're not going to cross the

926
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: line here because it's work, it's professional. So like, how

927
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: did you guys go from work to like, oh.

928
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: You, oh, we disrespected our friends project, we were not respectful, Okay,

929
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: we there's no hr you know, it's a it's a

930
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:04,479
Speaker 2: short interest making movie. Yeah together, Yeah, yeah, totally Okay.

931
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call it. I mean, you know it was

932
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: an sn L. It was it was you know, it

933
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: was friends in Silverlake by the CVS.

934
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: Sure trash can. Okay, did you did he ask you

935
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: out or you asked him out? Or was the vibe

936
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 1: I think?

937
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 2: I yeah, I asked him out. I was. I was

938
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 2: kind of like flirting and okay, yeah, and he received

939
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: it back.

940
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: He received your flirting and he you know, yeah, it was.

941
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: It was good.

942
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 2: It was a lot of joking already.

943
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: When did you make the connection that both your moms

944
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,240
Speaker 1: were schizophrenic? How early?

945
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 2: It was like our third date in so we started

946
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: going on a couple of dates. Third date, we were

947
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: about to like you know, like like hook up in

948
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: his bedroom and uh, his phone goes off and he's like,

949
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, this is my mom. I have to take it.

950
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, but I'm literally like in

951
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: my underwear. Yeah, what do you mean? What is he

952
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: like a mama's boy? Like this is bad, this is

953
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: bad news, red flag, red flag. So he takes up.

954
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 2: I was like, really, you can't wait, No, it's my mom. Mommy.

955
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 2: I was like okay. So he goes right and then

956
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: he's out there for like an hour talking to her,

957
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: and I hear him like calming her down, and then

958
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 2: I hear him singing to her. That's when I was like, oh,

959
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 2: I started gathering my stuff. I was like, he's a

960
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 2: he's a murderer. This man sings with his mom before sex. Yeah,

961
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 2: And I was like, are they harmonizing? So but then

962
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: he comes back, I'm not horny anymore.

963
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: Sure of course. Then I don't know how you could be.

964
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: If you were, I'd be questioning you right now.

965
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: I was like, what is he that guy? You know

966
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: that movie Hitchcock? Yeah, it's like mom complex, Thanks mom.

967
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: Thanks moment, different show, movie podcast, Yes, a different show.

968
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 2: But yeah, he goes, sorry, that was my mom. She

969
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,959
Speaker 2: has this thing. I don't know if you've heard of it, schizophrenia.

970
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: Never heard of it. And you're like, no, I've never

971
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,720
Speaker 1: heard of skish. My god, are you kidding?

972
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 2: I was like, my mom too, and okay, we had

973
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 2: the craziest sex after.

974
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you got horny when you found

975
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: out both of your moms had schizophrenia. It made you

976
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: so wet.

977
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: Everything came back.

978
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,760
Speaker 1: I was like, we deserve this, okay.

979
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 2: We were like, you know, throwing each other. It was like, yeah,

980
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: super like just yeah.

981
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: That is a unique story. I don't know why you

982
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: were trying to withhold that from me.

983
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, it's because because you're my doctor and

984
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 2: you have to slowly reveal to doctor slash. You know,

985
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 2: do you have friends?

986
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: Do you ever lie to your doctor?

987
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 2: I'm very I go to my doctor very seldomly. I've

988
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 2: gone once ever to my newest doctor. I didn't have

989
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 2: health insurance for a long time. Okay, I think that's

990
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 2: why I don't super go to the doctor. Because now

991
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: that I have health insurance. Yeah, I'm like, oh, now

992
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 2: you want to see me.

993
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a little stone I needed when I

994
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: needed you.

995
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a like a lover that Yeah I didn't

996
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 2: want me.

997
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah you know.

998
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 2: Okay, so do I lie? I have lied to the doctor. Yeah,

999
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 2: I will lie because I drink every night.

1000
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: So you don't oh on the form those forms feel

1001
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,879
Speaker 1: me being like those forms are so intrusive.

1002
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 2: But you behave I drink three times a month?

1003
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: It's no, I drink. No, But it's more that I

1004
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: it's more that I. It's it's more that I'm like

1005
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: I've had you said, how many times I've had a

1006
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: gin cocktail. How many times do I have a gin cocktail?

1007
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: And it's like three times in a month, But I

1008
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: have other cocktails. But I'm not but I'm true. But

1009
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: the truth is I'm not drinking a lot. That is true.

1010
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 1: You're not wrong, but.

1011
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 2: I mind tricked you into being a good girl.

1012
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: Yes, it's because you want your doctor to be you

1013
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: want your doctor to be your girl. Yeah. I'm fascinated

1014
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 1: by because I do think people lie to their doctors.

1015
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: And I also have doctors of my family, and the

1016
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: doctors know you're lying. By the way. People they know.

1017
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure generally they're like, yeah, okay.

1018
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,919
Speaker 2: You know what, because they're liars too.

1019
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're but they're human and maybe lyon you.

1020
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 2: Don't think I've seen doctors smoking cigarettes on break out

1021
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 2: back in front of Home State where I get breakfast

1022
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: tacos too, very tasty, got out homesteak.

1023
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: Those are good tacos. So okay, you're the one time

1024
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,320
Speaker 1: you went to the doctor. I'm congratulation lates this latest one. Congratulations.

1025
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm getting health and shirts. I didn't

1026
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: have it for a while before I got on sn L.

1027
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: I didn't have it and One of my coworkers was like,

1028
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do if you get into an accident.

1029
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: I was like, We're not thinking about that. You just

1030
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: don't think about it. I'm manifesting no accident and I

1031
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: should hopefully be fine. Is it worked out?

1032
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 2: That's why we do witchy things. I'm very close to

1033
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 2: my acupuncturist. You are you know what I mean? You

1034
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 2: have to you become a witch. I've been seeing witches

1035
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: for years because I've had to improvise ginger juice. I

1036
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: know my juice person very well.

1037
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I love ginger. Yeah, I will drink. Let me

1038
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: tell you about the power of ginger. Yes, ginger is

1039
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: incredibly effective.

1040
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 2: Depression ginger, something like that.

1041
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,280
Speaker 1: Ginger. I'm always like my mom growing up. Her solution

1042
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: to everything was she's a doctor. But as far as

1043
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: I'm concerned, her solution to everything was like vasseline, vasseline.

1044
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: Your stomach hurts, put vasseline, Yes, yes that it just

1045
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,240
Speaker 1: put vastline on. So for your rashslin vain.

1046
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: I do the same too, I relate for my family.

1047
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: It was It's also it was an ointment too, yeah,

1048
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 2: topical ointment, but it was like tigerbomb.

1049
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 1: Oh, but my mom put me on the tiger Bam.

1050
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: I love Tiger Bomb. I travel with my tiger mom. Yes,

1051
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: I want to say thanks told we are.

1052
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 2: Did something happen like in the Pangaea times, like Nigeria

1053
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: and Japan like words, and it's.

1054
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: Connected, it's connected, it's it might not be geographically, but

1055
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,760
Speaker 1: in Pangaea times, something for sure happened.

1056
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 2: Yes, something happened at least with this ointment stuff.

1057
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you swear by anything else besides acupuncture ginger?

1058
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the too American and stuff like that.

1059
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 2: So you know, like peppermint for headaches. You know, my

1060
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 2: Grandma's been using that a lot for her for her headaches.

1061
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 2: What else? What else do people do? What else do

1062
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 2: you do?

1063
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: I mean I drink a lot of water. I do

1064
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: drink a lot of water.

1065
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, water, but with water like an American thing, like

1066
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: a US thing.

1067
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean?

1068
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 2: Because when I was in like Asia, I don't think

1069
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 2: I drink this much water?

1070
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: That is Okay, I'm gonna this is interesting because I've

1071
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: been going to Europe a lot lately, okay, And I'm like,

1072
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: is that no one's drinking like yeah, they barely. Yeah,

1073
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: I'm always like, wait, more water. No, no one's drinking water.

1074
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: Everyone's got their coffee and I don't. Yeah, and I'll

1075
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: go I'll spend a whole day with someone and I'm like,

1076
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: I think I saw drink water one time today. That's

1077
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: crazy to me.

1078
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 2: Grandma hasn't drank water in years.

1079
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: And how old is she?

1080
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 2: Ninety?

1081
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: So big water has been lying to us if we

1082
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: don't need it.

1083
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 2: I think like hydration is a big American thing.

1084
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know with the big, the big like.

1085
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,399
Speaker 2: You know, the the bottles that they have to put

1086
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 2: down and it makes a loud thud.

1087
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: With the with the with the like the measurements on

1088
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: it that are like keep going. You almost got this that.

1089
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 2: When I go to lunch with a friend, they always

1090
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 2: like they have to set it on the table to.

1091
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,839
Speaker 1: Let you know they're taking care. Yes, yeah, wait can

1092
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: we google if who made this up water? Big water?

1093
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Same with big Kale. Big kN Kale was also

1094
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: us kale used to be a garnish, used to be

1095
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 2: a garnish for me. It was I don't know where

1096
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 2: your memories of it was. It was pizza hut where

1097
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,240
Speaker 2: they would put the chicken wings on top of the kale,

1098
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 2: I swear.

1099
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I just I don't remember where exactly. Maybe my

1100
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 1: might have been Olive garden, but just a little piece

1101
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: of kale on the side of the place. And now

1102
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,399
Speaker 1: we're I ordered a kale salad from erawon last night

1103
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: and it was like twenty five dollars. I know, a

1104
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: little tub of kale, and I go, this was a garnish.

1105
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 2: It used to be my napkin. I would use it

1106
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: to wipe the sauce from the chicken.

1107
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, on it. Yeah, And I go, who they

1108
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: really kale kale? They really switched up on us. Oh yeah,

1109
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 1: the machine is machining and now it's expensive.

1110
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 2: For a little bit. It's like, well, Brussels sprouts is

1111
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 2: still a thing people really serve in restaurants. Yes, you know,

1112
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 2: it's a little basic to me. But it was like,

1113
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was like filling and kind

1114
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,479
Speaker 2: of an affordable thing, a more affordable thing to sell

1115
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 2: at like fancy restaurants or something.

1116
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, also, I was saying last year, maybe it's

1117
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: like two years ago, even three?

1118
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 2: What is time?

1119
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: I was saying, deviled eggs having such a moment, and

1120
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: why are we acting like deviled eggs and like luxurious dish,

1121
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: I know, cookout food. Yes, this is cookout food. Why

1122
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: is this fancy restaurant being like, oh, on our appetizer menu,

1123
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: have a gorgeous double degg. Honey, this is for a cookout.

1124
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 2: Why are they ignored that became trendy?

1125
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's fascinating. Even pigs in a blanket, Honey,

1126
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: these are hot dogs.

1127
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 2: I know, I know these are hot dogs.

1128
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: Why are you pretending that this is some delicacy?

1129
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 2: You know what I think it is is like adults

1130
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: adults actually, you know, we're all still wanting to be kids.

1131
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 2: So like we just go we call it something else,

1132
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 2: like the charcuterie plate. Yeah, besides it being like, you know, lunchables.

1133
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 2: It is right, you're so right, but it's like if

1134
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 2: we call it charcuterie, it's a French word. Oh wait, wie, exactly,

1135
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 2: you can judge forty five dollars instead of you know,

1136
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 2: a three dollars lunchable.

1137
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: Some Honestly, imagine next time someone has a wine night,

1138
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: you just pull up with lunchables. You could for yourself

1139
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: for them.

1140
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 2: Because that's what we were trying to do. Pigs in

1141
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 2: a blanket same thing. We're just trying to eat like

1142
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 2: we wanted to as kids, but maybe our parents don't

1143
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 2: make it. You know. That's why there's so many pancakes

1144
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 2: at adult dining like breakfast places, and there's My boyfriend

1145
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: just shared a video with me of this chef teaching

1146
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 2: you how to make the perfectly aer rated, the most

1147
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 2: perfectly a rated pancake, and I was.

1148
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: Like, honey, what is this? What do we watching right now?

1149
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's the what's the mix? Throwing the water

1150
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: and throw it on and give me a crispy edge.

1151
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm fine, Yes, christ.

1152
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 2: Say you miss being a kid, Yeah, and that's okay,

1153
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 2: but like make the make it the price of what

1154
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 2: it would be if it was for kids, for kids.

1155
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: That's true, you know what I mean?

1156
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,280
Speaker 2: Because they aer rated it, they breathed air in it,

1157
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 2: oxygenated it.

1158
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they let oxygen touch it, but oxygen's already doing

1159
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: its thing.

1160
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 2: It's like a molecular gastronomy. It's that thing right where

1161
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 2: they're like, they're like, oh, I mean, those places are

1162
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 2: creepy to me because they asked questions like have you

1163
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: ever smoked a chocolate cake before?

1164
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I've never been to one

1165
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: of those.

1166
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 2: I had not your Yeah, you better eat it before

1167
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 2: it disappears.

1168
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, what going to Is it going to disappear?

1169
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 2: What are you trying to? Fuck? Yeah, it's very like

1170
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 2: four Place, very horny bus. Yeah. You can eat it,

1171
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 2: you can eat the menu, eat it, eat it, put

1172
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 2: in your mouth, you know.

1173
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just say, yeah, I just saw that Noma

1174
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: to the restaurant Copenhagen has a pop up coming to

1175
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and the tickets sold they were fifteen hundred

1176
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: dollars apiece. And I love food and I love dining out,

1177
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:36,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, see now this is we're getting.

1178
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 1: This is getting out of hand. Personally, fifteen hundred dollars

1179
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: for dinner that's one person. Yeah, that's crazy now.

1180
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 2: No, of course, yes, yeah, I didn't know about this Noma.

1181
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: I never heard of it.

1182
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, that's a lot, that's and I enjoy

1183
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: a nice experience, and I'm like, that might be you

1184
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: might you might have found my wall. Yeah, you might

1185
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: have discovered where I gotta go. Wait a minute.

1186
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 2: Now when it's over, Like, that's.

1187
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: Just crazy, I mean, but maybe it's worth it. It

1188
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: might be worth it. I don't know, and it's not

1189
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: to knock the chef. I'm happy for the chef, congratulations.

1190
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: I think that's amazing. But I'm like, damn, people are

1191
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: really out here just fifteen hundred.

1192
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 2: Dollars No me, I'm still here being like I have

1193
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 2: all these crackers that are brought back from Salt Lake

1194
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 2: City just because it was in my.

1195
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: Green room and you can't throw them away? Do you

1196
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: take the things out of your green room when okay,

1197
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: because you have a rider with the things that you

1198
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: want in your green room. Yeah, you're one person and

1199
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,720
Speaker 1: you're not like hanging in your green room for hours

1200
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: on end when you have the leftovers. What do you

1201
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: do with your green room stuff? Well?

1202
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 2: Sometimes so I'll have an opener and then my husband's

1203
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 2: there with me. He's like my tour manager. So that

1204
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 2: is three of us, but that's still we're not a band.

1205
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: Yes, right, right right.

1206
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 2: And so it is a lot. Sometimes we've had to

1207
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 2: leave it behind and I hate doing that, so I

1208
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 2: try to take as much as I can with me,

1209
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 2: or I'll see if the staff wants it. But yeah,

1210
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 2: I have traveled back with crackers and like meat, if

1211
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: it's domestic abroad you will get in trouble. Yeah, I

1212
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 2: think they publicly shame you. And also I think maybe

1213
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 2: charge you.

1214
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: If you take the meat, if you bring.

1215
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 2: Meat from like another country, you know what I mean.

1216
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that on the forum when I was

1217
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: coming back to the States like last week. I was like,

1218
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: do I have anything to declare? The interesting thing is

1219
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, you could say, no, what are the odds

1220
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: my back's gonna get searched for meat? Or and it

1221
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: was like, are you carrying any cheeses?

1222
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 3: Ye?

1223
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 2: See those dogs, Oh.

1224
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: The dogs they scare you.

1225
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 2: And then you were coming back from Europe.

1226
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: I was coming back from Europe, okay to New York.

1227
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well there's this thing where if you're going to

1228
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 2: Australia and you're coming from Asia, which you typically will

1229
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 2: so US to Asia because it's it's like the midway point,

1230
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 2: it's like really close Southeast Asia, and then you go

1231
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 2: to Australia. Yeah, they will stop every Asian because we

1232
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: are carrying meat every time. You're like every time, every uncle,

1233
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 2: every aunt. Yes, it's just the Australian like before you

1234
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 2: get like the what is it the check people.

1235
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: It's the customs.

1236
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 2: It's all Asian families being like I told you not

1237
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 2: to bring the lobster, and it's like them fighting and

1238
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 2: then being.

1239
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 1: Like what is this two lobsters?

1240
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's in here? They're like nothing, and it's like,

1241
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 2: oh yeah, shells, you know, And so yeah, it's because

1242
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 2: we you know, we're trying to bring family, I mean

1243
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 2: food back to the family and things like that. But

1244
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 2: but Europe, you were was more relaxed.

1245
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: I remember I figured. I was like, oh I did

1246
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: buy something. It wasn't cheese. I bought a purse.

1247
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 2: You did.

1248
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: And I never I never shop when I traveled, to

1249
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 1: be honest, because my suitcase when I go is filled

1250
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: to the brim.

1251
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 2: Were you at fashion Week?

1252
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't even I was. I went on a vacation.

1253
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 2: Oh I love Barcelona too.

1254
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed it.

1255
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 2: I love the warmth of the people. I love people

1256
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 2: playing just it feels like New York to me. YEA

1257
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 2: doesn't have that vibe.

1258
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: It's a it's a really cool vibe. Immunity enjoyed it. Yeah,

1259
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: it was so warm and like temperature wise, and I

1260
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: was saying the people like the vibe is so cool.

1261
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: But then my flight got canceled because of a blizzard

1262
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: in New York and then so I went to France,

1263
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: to Paris and to do a night there. But when

1264
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,120
Speaker 1: I was coming back, it was like, do you have anything?

1265
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: Because I said I bought a purse.

1266
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1267
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: I was like, I got stopped. I got I had

1268
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: to go to customs and stop and do that whole thing.

1269
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: And then I asked the guy. I was like, so

1270
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: if I had said no, would this had been fine?

1271
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: And he's like yes and no. He's like yes, but

1272
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: if someone stopped, you would have got in trouble. And

1273
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: he was like, you would have got taxed fifteen percent

1274
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: instead of the like three percent you're getting taxed now.

1275
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh no, I think it's worth the

1276
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: risk for my time. I thought. I was like, I

1277
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: should have just been like, no, I don't have anything.

1278
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: But I saw people. I'm like, people are traveling from

1279
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: France with cheese. They like specifically asked you of cheese. No, no, no,

1280
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: no cheese.

1281
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 2: It's what they're known for. A few things I know

1282
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,439
Speaker 2: about it. Okay, I played this game on my phone

1283
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 2: where I own restaurants. Okay, one of them is a

1284
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 2: French restaurant. So that's how I know.

1285
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: So that's how you know.

1286
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 2: And also each place is known for.

1287
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 1: You're also a little miss lactose tolerant now too, so

1288
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: you know you're cheese and you know you're dairy. Yeah,

1289
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 1: you're you're deeply involved in I'm very kind.

1290
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 2: Yes, jeez wine friends is like they're what they're known

1291
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 2: for is very like stereotypical. Right, yeah, let's go.

1292
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: Yes, I have to transition to a segment called about good.

1293
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 2: I thought I was in trouble, a.

1294
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: Scaring you?

1295
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 2: No, just quick, yeah, because I have to next next locations.

1296
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: Next location is that's nice, This is the segment that's nice.

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Speaker 1: But what about me?

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Speaker 2: Next segment?

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Speaker 1: You're doing a lot of traveling too. You're claiming to

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Speaker 1: be dizzy, but you seem to have it together. I'm

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Speaker 1: traveling a lot and I'm you called me unhinged maybe earlier,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: The situation the situation was, which.

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Speaker 1: Is yes, which is a kind way. I'm part of

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Speaker 1: the situation. I'm partially to blame and I'm culpable for

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Speaker 1: the situation. How do you how do you adjust to

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Speaker 1: time zones? What's do you have a trick? That's what

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Speaker 1: I want to know.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I don't have a trick. I know people do,

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Speaker 2: like melotonin and things like this, or like there's apps

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Speaker 2: to help you, you know, if you're organized. I think

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Speaker 2: Bowen had one of those apps. I am very like,

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Speaker 2: live in the moment, present person, So I am a

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Speaker 2: terrible person to be able to help out. But I

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Speaker 2: know that you're supposed to. You know, if you're gonna

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Speaker 2: land during the day where you're going, try to sleep

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Speaker 2: on the plane. Okay, right, if it's if you're landing

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Speaker 2: at night, try not to sleep on the plane so

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Speaker 2: that you can sleep, you know, with the people, the

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Speaker 2: local people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, this is good. I'm always like I

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Speaker 1: get on a plane and I am immediately like I

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Speaker 1: have a playlist called flying, and no matter what time

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Speaker 1: of day it is, I'm like, I'm gonna put this

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Speaker 1: on and it's gonna put me to sleep. I've had

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Speaker 1: it for ten years, wow, almost ten years, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you need to stop falling asleep when you know you're

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Speaker 1: like middle of the day, like noontime somewhere. I gotta

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Speaker 1: work on it. Okay, I'm gonna work on it. You

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Speaker 1: have my word. You have my word fly like a bird?

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Speaker 1: Is that you're gonna get charged. You're gonna catch you

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Speaker 1: get charged. I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: This is what song was.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm like a bird fly.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to put the word like a flying, like

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Speaker 2: a bird, I only fly away.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you for that advice, and my advice

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Speaker 1: to you is vaseline on the rash, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Which might be exma, might be psoriasis. We'll get to

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Speaker 1: the bottom of it off camera. But we also have

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Speaker 1: to help someone else a listener very quickly. Listener, we

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Speaker 1: have a listener voicemail. Can we hear it?

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Speaker 2: Please? Hey?

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Speaker 3: Ago and potential guests whose name I don't know yet.

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Speaker 3: So my question is about my husband and I. We've

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Speaker 3: been married nearly twelve years and we're pretty chill. But

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Speaker 3: in the last couple of years, I've come to find

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Speaker 3: out that my husband is like a super Republican, which,

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Speaker 3: you know whatever. I don't identify as one way or

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Speaker 3: another because I'm just, you know, be a good person

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Speaker 3: and that's how I'll wrote. But he's like really gone

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Speaker 3: the Trump route, and man, that is unfortunate because I

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Speaker 3: disagree with a lot of that. I'm not super one

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Speaker 3: side or the other. But if you're just not a

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Speaker 3: great person. You're not a great person. So my question

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Speaker 3: would be, like, how do you talk about how do

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Speaker 3: you disagree without like throwing away your own relationship? So

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Speaker 3: trying to keep this short, but yeah, that's my question.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, OT's go. What do you say?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I mean I'm a child of divorced parents.

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Speaker 2: Uh so if they could do it, you could do

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Speaker 2: it too. No, I'm yeah, man, it's it.

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Speaker 1: That's hard. Yeah, what would you what was what's your advice?

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Speaker 2: Haven't politicians have done it? Or like people? There was

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Speaker 2: like a god, I forget her name? Is it? Kelly

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Speaker 2: and Conway and George Conway. He's a Democrat and she's

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Speaker 2: super like she was Trump maga like a mouthpiece for him.

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Speaker 2: And they have a kid together. They they had a

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Speaker 2: they're still married, I think.

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Speaker 1: So what's your You're like, how do you just like

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Speaker 1: just stay married or divorce?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I mean it's easier to say divorced,

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Speaker 2: but if you're gonna stay married, I would guess they

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Speaker 2: probably had a lot of wild sex. It has to

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Speaker 2: be wild, okay, Like something's gotta keep you together. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's not the conversations.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I mean, I think that is tough. It's

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Speaker 1: also interesting. I've never been married before, but the notion

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Speaker 1: of like big reveal I'm really Republican or big reveal.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's interesting that it's just like buried away?

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Speaker 1: Are there were the signs?

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Speaker 2: Not?

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't they come up like somehow like because that's such

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Speaker 1: an extreme viewpoint. I feel that's such an extreme viewpoint

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Speaker 1: at this stage, at this juncture in society. So I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm surprised to hear that. It is a surprise

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Speaker 1: in any way. Uh yeah, I think what Oscar said

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Speaker 1: is you gotta have sex.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you gotta have sex, right, because it would come

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Speaker 2: up in daily conversations unless you're only like talking about

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Speaker 2: food or something. But wouldn't it come up like speaking

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Speaker 2: of Mexican food, wouldn't he say something like that? Wouldn't

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Speaker 2: be like a wall. I don't know what the movies

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Speaker 2: you watch, the movies you want?

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Speaker 1: I know, so I but you know, sometimes it is

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Speaker 1: not unlike people I'm discovering to get married to someone

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Speaker 1: and be like I didn't know this about them, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that is fascinating to me, because what are

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Speaker 1: you guys? Talking about like even when couples get married

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Speaker 1: and they're like, we got divorced because I wanted kids

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Speaker 1: and he did it or vice versa. And I know

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Speaker 1: minds can change, for sure, but I'm on that front.

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Speaker 1: So with that particular example, but I'm like, did we

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Speaker 1: not talk about that before we decided to bind our

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Speaker 1: lives together? Every once in a while, I'm like, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't even sound like mines were changed. It just sounds

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Speaker 1: like you didn't cover that before you shaming you. I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, talk, I'm so fast. I would need more information.

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Speaker 2: I would understand, like unless you were like rock climbing

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Speaker 2: the whole time and you're so busy because you know,

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Speaker 2: when you're rock climbing, you can't talk. Is that so

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Speaker 2: it's like anal you don't have time to talk because

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Speaker 2: you're so physically entrenched in the thing.

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Speaker 1: It is like that I'm saying, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know anything about either of them, but I don't

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Speaker 1: take time.

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Speaker 2: And so you know, we tried one time Thanksgiving and

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Speaker 2: this past Thanksgiving years ago, okay, and then we tried

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Speaker 2: to go out Christmas, So you tried more than once

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Speaker 2: and then, but enough to know okay when it's happening,

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Speaker 2: we're not small talking Hey, how was your day? Yeah, No,

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Speaker 2: it's because I'm like, you know, I'm very in it,

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Speaker 2: and he's also trying to be gentle. Yeah, I imagine

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Speaker 2: about climbing similar. I've also never bought climbing. But you know,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's making me wonder if they weren't really

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Speaker 1: like talk when you say me and my husband are

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Speaker 1: super chill. If it's like yeah, because we haven't gotten

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Speaker 1: into stuff before, we kind of keep it kosher, keep

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Speaker 1: the peace. That could be a symptom of that. So

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Speaker 1: if you want to if you're like interested in a

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Speaker 1: living in life that continues to be that, then I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's what you're interested in doing. If that is for me,

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Speaker 1: it reflects a sort of moral issue. But if that's

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Speaker 1: not the case for you, and I would have a

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Speaker 1: heart that wouldn't be really possible for me. But if

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Speaker 1: it's not a moral issue for you, it's not a

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Speaker 1: moral issue for you. But yeah, that's I need to

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Speaker 1: have a little more information about your relationship. And I

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Speaker 1: normally don't say that, but call back and give us

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Speaker 1: more details. I said, are you guys rock climbing. Are

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Speaker 1: you know what's going on? How are uh listen to ye?

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Speaker 2: That was way more insightful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I give us more information, but okay, thank you.

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Speaker 1: We did our best. We did our best to give

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Speaker 1: advice there. I hope it was some I'm like, we

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Speaker 1: might need some more information, but truly wishing you the best.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling and asking for advice, Oscar, thank

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Speaker 1: you for being here.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having me. Of course, this was thanks

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Speaker 2: Dad with with Yeah it.

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Speaker 1: Was you did. You did a great job. Come on,

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Speaker 1: give it up for Osco. Thank you. That was my

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01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: conversation with Otsko Katska. That was fun, wow, chaotic, unhinged.

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Speaker 1: That's what we were giving. Hope you enjoyed.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: I had a good time and honestly, we did our

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Speaker 1: best to give advice. I hope it was helpful. Again,

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Speaker 1: truly follow up if you need to. Thanks to my guests.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to Ranch. There was a lot of love in

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Speaker 1: this one. Anyway, if you want advice from me and

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Speaker 1: my next guest, which we try our best. We're not

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Speaker 1: qualified to be giving advice by any stretch of the imagination,

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Speaker 1: but damn it, we try. Call us call us. The

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Speaker 1: number is five zero two, Thanks Dads. That's five zero

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Speaker 1: two eight four nine three two three seven five zero

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Speaker 1: two eight four nine three two three seven. Please call

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Speaker 1: leave a message. I look forward to hearing from you.

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01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to help you. Can barely help myself,

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01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 1: but damn it, we're gonna try to help you. Thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening as you next time. Thanks Dad is a

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Speaker 1: production of Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host Aigo wodem Our producer is Kevin Bartelt

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Speaker 1: and our executive producer is Matt appadaka

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Speaker 2: Mm hm