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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties. Fitness. This is Tom, Um, Tom,

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Speaker 1: Yes can help you. Yeah, I have a problem. This

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Speaker 1: is Fitness. Were you looking to contact us? Yeah? And

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Speaker 1: I need to help Okay, how can I help you? Um?

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Speaker 1: I was working out and uh okay, yeah, and uh

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Speaker 1: I was doing some squats and then there to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. M hmmm uh and that and so

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Speaker 1: I did that. Are you all right? You sound distressed?

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Speaker 1: I am in distressed. Yes, thank you for noticing that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I need some help. And I don't know if

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm really embarrassed right now. So I'm wondering if

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Speaker 1: maybe you can keep a low profile, maybe you could

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Speaker 1: come help me out. Are you a member at our gym? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I'm in the gym right now. Oh you're in

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Speaker 1: the gym. Okay? Where where in the gym are you located?

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Speaker 1: My name in the bathroom? And if you, like I said,

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Speaker 1: if you could keep it a low profile, that'd be great. Um.

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Speaker 1: I really could use your help right now. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: the tough situation to be in. Okay, well, what is

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Speaker 1: the situation? I was doing squats earlier, so working on

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Speaker 1: my legs. Yes, and then I sat down and oh, no,

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Speaker 1: you can't get up. So I think, uh, legs are

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Speaker 1: just a little tired, but I need help in here

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Speaker 1: doing that and then also just kind of clean it up. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm not a hard time understanding this. You

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Speaker 1: did squats and now you're you're in the in the restroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck on from the toilet, stuck on the toilet,

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Speaker 1: stuck on the toilet. Yeah, it sounds like your legs

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Speaker 1: might just be cramping. Oh yeah, they're come. Come, come

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Speaker 1: massage my leg place. I guess please Baas, I cannot, sir,

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Speaker 1: I cannot massage your legs. Okay, I can't help you that.

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck. Help me read through it and then you'll

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Speaker 1: be able to stand up here. Stuff on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me? You're cramping. I'm gonna lange a complaint.

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Speaker 1: There's really no reason to file a complaint. I think

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Speaker 1: there is. Are you the manager? Are you the manager?

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Speaker 1: Are you the manager? Yes, I'm the manager. I think

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Speaker 1: there's a perfect reason to lange a complaint. I was

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Speaker 1: doing squads at your tim Where did the toilet and

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Speaker 1: I worked out my legs so hard I can't stand up,

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Speaker 1: and you won't come massage the cramps out for me,

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Speaker 1: so I could just get up and wipe and be

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Speaker 1: on my way. I'm gonna crawl up on the front

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Speaker 1: desk and talk to you right now unless you get

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Speaker 1: in here. I am at the front desk, and if

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Speaker 1: you need to get to the front desk, what I

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Speaker 1: suggest is you take a deep breath, you massage your

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Speaker 1: own legs, you clean up yourself, and you come here

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Speaker 1: and speak. No, you're into the bathroom, massage your legs

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Speaker 1: and help you stand up from the toilet. Are you

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Speaker 1: prepared to work out too hard? Are you prepared to

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Speaker 1: have it? Greek customer crawling up to the front desk

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Speaker 1: with all dirty with his pants around his ankles, screaming, Tom,

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Speaker 1: what did you do to me? Are you prepared for that?

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Speaker 1: Because that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stay Tom.

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Speaker 1: This is all your fault, crawling through your gym like that. No,

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Speaker 1: that is not gonna happen. Do you understand me. You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna crawl through this gym naked. If you come

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Speaker 1: out here without your pants on, crawling and screaming through

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Speaker 1: the gym. I will call the cops. You'd call the

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Speaker 1: cops on a guy with a dirty bum? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: would if you're crawling naked through my gym. At absolutely

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Speaker 1: was the naked with a dirty bum. I don't care

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Speaker 1: if you're crawling naked with a dirty bump. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: will call the cops. Oh okay, that's good to know.

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Speaker 1: And then I'll just clean up and get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your time appreciating. What the fuck? Oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: actually also let you know this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Shore doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. My bum is not dirty, My god,

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Speaker 1: and your co worker Jason set you up. He said

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Speaker 1: that you to deal with weird customers all the time

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Speaker 1: and their complaints. Oh my god, that is absolutely true.

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Speaker 1: I've never had that one before though. Then Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand