1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our number three. Hour Number three 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: is ready to go, talking Bays Ball, and what is 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: your reaction to Rob Manford, the commissioner planning to add 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: an in season tournament expansion and a split season along 5 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: with eight divisions in Major League Baseball. There's a lot 6 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: going on with this story. We'll talk about it. Why 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: are Major League Baseball teams bailing out nine of them 8 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: on their regional cable sports TV deals? And how do 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: you see the Trek Schooble sweepstake shaking out in Detroit? 10 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: The Yankees claim they tried to get Schooble, the Tigers 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: wanted half the roster. We'll talk about that as well. 12 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 1: And we also have lame jokes of the week this 13 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: hour with a friend Billy aka weed Man from South Florida. 14 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: All that coming your way right now. It's our number three. Yeah, 15 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: just chop it up, get your knife out and just 16 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: your chop chop chop chop, chop chop chop chop chop 17 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:08,639 Speaker 1: chop chop chop job. What are you talking about? 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That's the way tire buying shurebe. 35 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: And we'll kick it off with a baseball heavy mallar monologue. 36 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: It is worthy of much discussion. The lead is from 37 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: the Diamond. Now I realize that we are sitting here 38 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: in early January. Pitchers and catchers report spring training in 39 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: about a month. About a month. Wow? 40 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 2: Uh? 41 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,799 Speaker 1: But benj League Baseball Commissier Rob Manford, better known by 42 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: his nickname Manfraud, the Clown. Rob Manford has a lot 43 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: that he still wants to accomplish before he saves the 44 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,520 Speaker 1: world by retiring in early twenty twenty nine. So he's 45 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 1: got this year, twenty twenty six, twenty seven, twenty so 46 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: three years and essentially that's it. Essentially, that's it. You 47 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: figure sometime in the next year and a half they'll 48 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: announce the next commissioner and they'll be the smooth transition 49 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: and all that. So if you didn't hear, these are wild, 50 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:23,359 Speaker 1: these are wild? Maybe not? Now One of the things, 51 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: one of the things that Rob Manfraud would like to 52 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: accomplish is to split up the season. Wants to slice 53 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:36,000 Speaker 1: up the baseball season and play an in season tournament. 54 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: Where have we heard that before? Yes, just like Adam 55 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: Silver put in the NBA. Now, there's a lot of soccer, 56 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: European soccer that does this, these in season tournaments that 57 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: overlap with their play, and of course in America we 58 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: don't do that. But I guess Rob Manford must think 59 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: he's living in Europe somewhere. So anyway, he said, quote 60 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,160 Speaker 1: this is on WFAN, New York. He did, and then 61 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: rare in appropriate. Rob Manford said, We've talked about split seasons. 62 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: We've talked about in season tournaments, he said. Manford also 63 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: pointed out, we do understand that one hundred and sixty 64 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: two games is a long pull. It's a long pull. 65 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: I think the difficulty to accomplish I think the difficulty 66 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: to accomplish those sort of in season events, you almost 67 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: inevitably start talking about fewer regular season games, he said, 68 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: So you cut back on the one hundred and sixty two. 69 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: He then also pointed out it's more complicated in baseball 70 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: than it is in other sports. However, because of all 71 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: these season long records, you're playing around with something that 72 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: people care a lot about, all right, So that is 73 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:50,719 Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. 74 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: Give me your immediate reaction to Rob Manford planning to 75 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: add an in season tournament and al season to Major 76 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: League Baseball. So my views on this. I've got Moby Dick, 77 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,880 Speaker 1: the c C Music Factory and Monster Truck, and we 78 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: will connect everything together and we are going to have 79 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: the Baba ga nooch is what we're going to have. 80 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: We have some baba gonoosh. I'm gonna enjoy that. We'll 81 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: have a side of gabba ghul, just a little set 82 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: of gobbagool. So my first reaction here, I want to 83 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: puke in my mouth. That's my first reaction. I literally 84 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: want to puke him. Is there a barf bag around here? 85 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: Can we get a barf bag into the studio? I 86 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 1: want to puke in my mouth. This is in the 87 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: same line with Ghost Runners the piece of Metal Energy 88 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: from the years ago, when Manford remember never forget, never 89 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:54,280 Speaker 1: ever forget, he's the guy that allowed the e Strauss 90 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: to cheat and get away with it. In the twenty 91 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 1: seventeen World series, those dirty rot and scoundrels jose albouve 92 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: Hey up, pat him down, check him for the buzzer, 93 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: Alex Bregman, that Punk and George Springer, who at least 94 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,479 Speaker 1: had to leave the country and go to Toronto, are 95 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: still playing unpunished, unpunished, And Manford's had some other ridiculous 96 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: ideas like the Golden bat. He talked about that, although 97 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: that's apparently not going to happen in terms of what 98 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:29,159 Speaker 1: Manford said recently here it is the idea that Rob 99 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: Manford is going to cannibalize the sport running from the grind. 100 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: When Rob Manford gave the quote and we gave it 101 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 1: to you, when he said, we do understand that one 102 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: hundred and sixty two is a long pull a long pole. 103 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: That is Rob Manford treating a one hundred and sixty 104 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: two game marathon like it's too hard. It's a grind, 105 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 1: so you run from the ground. Some people want to 106 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 1: do the work, and other people don't want to do 107 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: the work. So it's too hard for the people in 108 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: the room. So we're gonna make it easy year for 109 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: the players. And so we want to chop it up. 110 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 1: And we figured people don't want to pay attention that much, 111 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: so we'll we'll have TikTok length attention spans for the 112 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: baseball players and the fans and all that. Keep in mind, 113 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: nobody asked for this, No buddy, Baseball last I checked, 114 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: isn't broken. Wereth They just bragging about how they did 115 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,679 Speaker 1: very well in the ratings and they had record numbers 116 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,679 Speaker 1: of people watching the World Series, and they had Toronto 117 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: and the Dodgers and people loved it and all that. 118 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: And there's Manford's every day he's like Pinky and the brain. 119 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? I'm gonna take over the world. 120 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: Rob Manford keeps smashing and bashing Major League Baseball and everything. 121 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: It's it's, hey, hey, you know this this whole in 122 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: season tournament thing. Well did in the NBA. The NBA started. Yeah, 123 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: the NBA has crowned a champion before Christmas the last 124 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: couple of years, and they have been turned into a punchline. Right, 125 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 1: is Rob Manford that obtuse that he's unaware of how 126 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 1: horrific this has been, that people don't care about it, 127 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: and it's a joke. And even the Knickerbockers they don't 128 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 1: even unlike the Lakers and the Bucks that were cowards, 129 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: the Knickerbockers aren't gonna put up a championship banner because 130 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: they know how fugazy this is. And there's Rob Manford 131 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: numb nuts over there. Oh no, no, if we should 132 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: have an interdual tournament, because they do it in Italy, 133 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: so let's do it here in soccer and Italy, so 134 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: we'll do it here in America. No, dummy, It's like 135 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 1: rewriting moby dick into Instagram captions. Why would you do that? 136 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: The split season idea is a special kind of monstrosity. 137 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: Now Baseball did this when they had a work stoppage 138 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: in the nineteen eighties, they had a split season. But 139 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: most of the time this has been a minor league deal. 140 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: Like in the old days, the Pacific Coast League, TRIPLEA 141 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: Baseball would do it. Now they're talking about thirty two teams, 142 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: So they'd add a couple of baseball teams. Eight divisions 143 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: of four teams. That's it. Fourteen kind of sounds like 144 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: the NFL a little bit, doesn't it. Geographic buddies holding 145 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: hands and la la la la la la la la 146 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: la la la la. You'd have the Dodgers and the Angels, 147 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 1: the Mets and the Yankees would be in the same division. 148 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,199 Speaker 1: You'd have that. Now, what do you do for the 149 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: teams that have no geographical rival You'd have to add 150 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: a team. Is that how you do it? You'd have 151 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 1: to like this, who the Red Sox rivalry would be 152 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 1: with the Yankees? Are they guaranteed to be in the 153 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 1: vision with the Yankees? They have to keep those teams together. 154 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 1: I know you got the Cubs in the White Sox 155 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,760 Speaker 1: as well. But what about the teams that are kind 156 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: of out there in the fringes, Like, is there a 157 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,680 Speaker 1: real rival for the Seattle Manners of the San Diego 158 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,600 Speaker 1: Padres or the Arizona Diamondbacks or the Rockies. Doesn't appear 159 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: to be right off the top of my head. What's next? 160 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,360 Speaker 1: Are we gonna have a rock paper scissors challenge on 161 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: pay per view for playoff spots? Now here's the truth. 162 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 1: This isn't about you the fan, It's not. This is 163 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: about This is about trying to make more money. You're 164 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,839 Speaker 1: trying to make money. And the other issue is also 165 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,640 Speaker 1: the biggest problem with baseball on the day to day 166 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: is you've got a lot of dead weight in ownership. 167 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 1: You've got teams like the Rockies and the Angels and 168 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 1: the Marlins and the Athletics that are not run to win. 169 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 1: They're just piggybanks. The owners cashing checks knowing that you 170 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: make a lot of money in baseball from the TV 171 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 1: revenue and you don't have to worry about fielding a 172 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,560 Speaker 1: competitive team. Baseball does not need shortcuts. You have deadwood. 173 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 1: You cut the dead wood out, and these owners have 174 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,839 Speaker 1: they can keep the team as long as they want. 175 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 1: They're stewards of the game, except they're not good stewards. 176 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: They're covered in cockroaches. And they need an adult. Baseball 177 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: needs an adult. They'll get one in twenty twenty nine. 178 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: But how much damage is going to be done? How 179 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: much damage is going to be done by then? Right? 180 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:59,640 Speaker 1: And so they need a commissioner who actually likes the sport. 181 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,080 Speaker 1: That would be the only thing I would ask for. 182 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,840 Speaker 1: Do you actually like baseball? Because this guy doesn't like baseball? 183 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 1: This guy don't like baseball? All right? All right? Now. 184 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: Secondly to TV Land, we go shake up, shake up, 185 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: with the Booby Tooby shake up. There, we've learned that 186 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 1: not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, 187 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:22,079 Speaker 1: not six, not seven, eight, nine major League Baseball teams 188 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:27,199 Speaker 1: that are televised by the fan Duel Sports network have terminated. 189 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,079 Speaker 1: They pulled the plug on their contracts a month before 190 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: the baseball spring training gets going in Florida and Arizona, 191 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: grape Fruit League and the Cactus League. They've they pulled 192 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:43,360 Speaker 1: the plug here with the parent company main Street Sports Group. 193 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,320 Speaker 1: The teams are the Atlanta Broys, the Cincinnati Reds, the Tigers, 194 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 1: the Royals, the Angels, the Marlins, the Brewers, Cardinals, and Raizo. 195 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 1: MYI they're all in limbo. Question why why are there 196 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:02,320 Speaker 1: nine MLB teams bailing out, bailing out, jumping ship on 197 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: their regional cable TV sports deals. So this is not 198 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:12,439 Speaker 1: some kind of act of bravery. It is bolt cutters. 199 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: It's at nine MLBE teams, as we said, and they're 200 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,080 Speaker 1: doing this because they're trying to be one step ahead 201 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: of the repo man. And they're like, all, let's park 202 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 1: the car in the garage so they can't get it. 203 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 1: And as I understand it, the parent company of these 204 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: regional sports networks is they've been going back and forth. 205 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:35,079 Speaker 1: It's like a drunken ferry and you don't really want 206 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 1: to get on it there, and nobody wants to be 207 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 1: trapped below deck when bankruptcy starts calling in, because Major 208 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: League Baseball would they're trying to get out because the 209 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: judge would freeze all assets, and you know, the scales 210 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 1: of justice move slowly, so the assets would be frozen, 211 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: meaning the teams would be locked into whatever deals they 212 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 1: have and they wouldn't be getting the money. They'd be 213 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,760 Speaker 1: frozen like left over meat loaf. So you stay in 214 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: and you're not a partner your furniture right if you 215 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 1: stay with these teams now, rob manfraud, The commissioner said. 216 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,960 Speaker 1: The goal is to quote maximize revenue ding ding ding 217 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:21,679 Speaker 1: ding ning translation, extract more money while pretending access is 218 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:26,920 Speaker 1: not collapsing. Now, the bigger problem for baseball is the calendar, 219 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: the date it is. As Uncle Mo knows, it's not 220 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 1: twenty oh six anymore. No no, no, Back when cable was 221 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,680 Speaker 1: still king and fans waited patiently for the game to 222 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 1: come on channel seven thirty two on your DirecTV. No no, no, Now, 223 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: it's crank up the CC music Factory. As in Chord Cutters, 224 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 1: the music of chord Cutters. They won. Newsflash, it's Pirates 225 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 1: of the Caribbean or Pirates of the Dark Web with 226 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:58,160 Speaker 1: the stream that won out. Major League Baseball is shadow 227 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 1: boxing an opponent who left the arena years ago. And 228 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:07,960 Speaker 1: yet they have taken some teams off regional cable television, 229 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:12,199 Speaker 1: and they've determined that a lot of people don't want 230 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,920 Speaker 1: to spend five ten dollars a month to buy baseball 231 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 1: games on television, not as many as the arrogant hubris 232 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:24,760 Speaker 1: of the people running Baseball thought, so major League Baseball. Now, 233 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 1: if this continues, they own the rights to nine teams 234 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,080 Speaker 1: that mostly nobody wants to watch on television, but they 235 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 1: have exclusiveivity. And the other issue I say to somebody 236 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 1: who's working in that world is that in the perfect world, 237 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: baseball would have all the teams under the same umbrella 238 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,360 Speaker 1: and they would be able to then shop the television 239 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: deal to major companies. But every game on Amazon or 240 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:57,400 Speaker 1: on Apple TV, or Peacock or Fox Sport, whatever the 241 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 1: problem is. The Dodgers, Yankees, and Red Sox all have 242 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 1: sweetheart deals, especially the Dodgers and the Yankees, and they 243 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: and the Cubs now have this too. They will never 244 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: ever give up those deals because they will not make 245 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 1: as much. They will not make as much I mean 246 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 1: under the socialism plan. I mean, if the mayor of 247 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: New York was running this, they would all be under 248 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: the same plan. But the Dodgers and the Yankees make 249 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: so much more money than everyone else. It's like, we're 250 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,240 Speaker 1: not doing that. Are you stupid? What's wrong with you? All? Right? 251 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 2: Now? 252 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 1: Final thought to the Hot Stove League, Well, what's going 253 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: on is January? Well, this is the new normal. Now, 254 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 1: remember the new normal. It used to be that all 255 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: the deals were done by Christmas, but the last ten years, 256 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 1: this stuff spills all the way into February. So we 257 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: are now told that the New York Yankees, the aforementioned 258 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: New York Yankees, have reached out to the Detroit Tigers. 259 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 1: That's a shocker. And they said, you know what, we 260 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 1: like that pitcher. You got that guy, Trek Scooble. Yeah, 261 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,600 Speaker 1: we think he's pretty good. Can we get him? Okay? 262 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: And so the Yankees then, of course leaked to a 263 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: useful idiot in the media behind a paywall that they 264 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: were given the impression by the Detroit baseball team that 265 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: it would take half the team to get schoobl in 266 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 1: the Bronx. Now there is an arbitration hearing. I know, 267 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: we love arbitration. Schoobol requested thirty two million in arbitration. 268 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 1: The Tiger said, ah, we'll give you nineteen. Now, nineteen's 269 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: a good amount of money. Nineteen's like winning the lottery. 270 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: But yet this is a massive gap, one of the biggest, 271 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: if not the biggest, I've ever seen in arbitration. We're 272 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 1: talking about thirteen million dollars difference. So Scooble could break 273 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,640 Speaker 1: the record if he wins set by David Price and 274 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:46,120 Speaker 1: his dog Astro back in twenty fifteen, becoming the highest 275 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,960 Speaker 1: arbitration eligible pitcher in Major League Baseball history. So the question, 276 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 1: how do you see the Tarrek Schoogle sweepstake shaking out 277 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: in Detroit. So, as you know, we don't just decide 278 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,240 Speaker 1: these things. We don't just decide these things on the fly. 279 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,439 Speaker 1: We have the magic eight ball, and today we're going 280 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,640 Speaker 1: to be using the crystal ball, not the magicate ball, 281 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,720 Speaker 1: the crystal ball. And if you look at the pressure cooker, 282 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,440 Speaker 1: the lead is a rattling, the lid is a rattling. 283 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,640 Speaker 1: And this is not a negotiation, Okay, it's not. This 284 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,719 Speaker 1: is two ships passing in the night with binoculars and 285 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,879 Speaker 1: middle fingers, is what. This is the biggest arbitration gap 286 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,080 Speaker 1: we have again ever seen. So what does that tell us? 287 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:40,600 Speaker 1: That is a tell It tells us that listen the Tigers, 288 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,280 Speaker 1: Yeah they're offering nineteen million, but in that weird baseball business, 289 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,359 Speaker 1: they are bargain shopping while Schoobl's window shopping on Rodeo Drive. 290 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:57,240 Speaker 1: Welcome to Bizarro baseball world, where down is up, up 291 00:17:57,359 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: is down, left is right, right is wrong. Meanwhile, I 292 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: love the fact that the Yankees are whining, Oh they 293 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: want half the team police performance art. That's Broadway. That's 294 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: tell the fans we tried. Uncle Moe knows that. Tell 295 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: the fans we tried. They just wanted too much. When 296 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:20,160 Speaker 1: an ace like Terrek Schoobl hits the market, all right, 297 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: you don't sit there and penny pinch. You empty the vault. 298 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,720 Speaker 1: And this is why you have a minor league system 299 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,399 Speaker 1: to get proven products like this particular player. Now, Detroit, 300 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 1: if I look into my crystal ball again, they're playing 301 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,919 Speaker 1: Chicken on a one lane road and Schoobl's driving a 302 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,560 Speaker 1: monster truck that's not gonna go very well. And he's 303 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,880 Speaker 1: the one that wears the pants and he can determine 304 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: where he ends up. He's got the belt, the championship ring, 305 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,160 Speaker 1: even though he hasn't earned one yet with the Tigers. 306 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 1: Either way, if you listen in the background, you can 307 00:18:53,560 --> 00:19:00,280 Speaker 1: hear the clock Chicken. The leverage is tilty. It is 308 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:04,960 Speaker 1: right there, and Detroit knows this. So looking further, this 309 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,200 Speaker 1: ends one way. Either Detroit overpays for the player, gives 310 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,439 Speaker 1: him a four hundred million dollar contract. Now I wouldn't 311 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,000 Speaker 1: gi him a four hundred million dollar contract. I think 312 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 1: it's not my money. Or they trade him, and every 313 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,280 Speaker 1: day that goes by, the value goes down because they're 314 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,159 Speaker 1: gonna get a mystery box. As everyone knows. Schoogle gets traded, 315 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,480 Speaker 1: he's gonna go to market. He's got Scott Boris, I believe, 316 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: is his agent. When you have Scott Boris as your agent, 317 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,720 Speaker 1: you don't give it hometown discount. There's no bargain shopping there. 318 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 1: And so then if he doesn't get traded, because the 319 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: offers are going to get lower and lower and lower, 320 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 1: were don't get traded and just walks away, Congratulations, the 321 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: Tigers will get a comp compensation pick in the following draft. 322 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: Well that doesn't sound very good. No, it does not 323 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: sound very good. No, it's not. It is the Ben 324 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: Mather Show, which hopefully sounds better than that. Eight seven 325 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 1: seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine 326 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 1: six six threes, also on X at Ben Mahler. That's 327 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,919 Speaker 1: at Ben Maller. If you'd like to be part of 328 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,919 Speaker 1: the program. Time now bo for the Mallor Riddle of 329 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: the day. And here is the Mallor Riddle of the day, 330 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 1: Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase went viral on his stream. 331 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:23,080 Speaker 1: He was playing a shooter game Arc Raiders, where he 332 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,840 Speaker 1: was down and frantically offered blank to one of the 333 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,560 Speaker 1: people was playing the game with to revive him, only 334 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:34,719 Speaker 1: to be ignored and then eliminated again. This is the 335 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: Mallar riddle of the Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase. He 336 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 1: went viral on a recent stream. He was playing the 337 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 1: game Arc Raiders there and he got downed. He was 338 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: desperately trying to get someone to revive him. He offered 339 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,639 Speaker 1: them blank, only to be ignored and eliminated. That is 340 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: the Mallor riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get 341 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 1: to it and we will do it next. 342 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller 343 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 344 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 3: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 345 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: Hey, It's Rob Parker and Calvin Washington from The Odd 346 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,640 Speaker 1: Couple on Fox Sports Radio. 347 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,280 Speaker 4: And in addition to hearing us live weeknights from seven 348 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,640 Speaker 4: to ten pm Eastern on Fox Sports Radio, we are 349 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,120 Speaker 4: excited to announce brand new YouTube channel for the show. 350 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,720 Speaker 1: That's right, you can now watch The Odd Couple live 351 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,600 Speaker 1: on YouTube every day. 352 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 4: All you gotta do search Odd Couple FSR on YouTube 353 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Speaker 4: again YouTube, just search Odd Couple FSR. 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That's right 363 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: at Ben Mallor you can say loot of Lorena, FSR, 364 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: Tech Queen, No No, No No, and Cooper Loop at 365 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: a Bronco fan. Your comments can and we will be 366 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 1: used against you in the court of sports radio. So 367 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:31,160 Speaker 1: please act according Big Ben's lame jokes of the week 368 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: coming up later this hour. Time now for the Mallord 369 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:37,160 Speaker 1: Riddle of the day. Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase went 370 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,320 Speaker 1: to viral recently playing video games on the stream. He's 371 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 1: playing Arc Raiders, a shooter game and he got down. 372 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 1: Down goes Jamar Chase, and he frantically offered blank to 373 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: a teammate, to somebody's playing with her to revive him, 374 00:22:52,119 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: and was completely ignored, completely ignored. That is the question. 375 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,800 Speaker 1: What is the answer? All right, let's see here by 376 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,960 Speaker 1: the way, Jill says she's a Yankee insider, and she 377 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: says Scooba will never be a New York Yankee. That's 378 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 1: what she says. It's probably not wrong. There's this time 379 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,920 Speaker 1: Brenner family. They spend money, but that's the next level money. 380 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,720 Speaker 1: What do we have here? The offer the answers Rather 381 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 1: Bobby and Florida's back. He says he offered him a 382 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:27,200 Speaker 1: rusty trombone. There you go. Lifetime supply of Skyline Chili 383 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,639 Speaker 1: for a quick revive from just Josh. What else we have? 384 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,159 Speaker 1: Page down? A first edition copy of fifty Shades of 385 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:39,120 Speaker 1: Gray that was guessed by late night drug tester King, 386 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: touch jewels from Nick. What else? A piece of banana 387 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:49,040 Speaker 1: laffy taffy from Luke the vanding guy Rich in Vegas 388 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: says it was the offer made by Jamar Chase. Joe 389 00:23:53,320 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: Burrows old jockstrap interesting clam says endless amounts of gold tickets. 390 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,680 Speaker 1: You gotta gold and tick, you gotta goall and tick it. 391 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,280 Speaker 1: Scrooge in the Bay Area says, a lifetime supply nothing 392 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 1: in a round trip to nowhere. That's his claim there, 393 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,680 Speaker 1: cheese pizza from ferg Dog, the Delicious Cheese Pizza, bag 394 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 1: of Chips, and SpongeBob DVD. Stevie Meatball says comic rubber 395 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: Dog Poo was the offer supply of flaming hot dill 396 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,280 Speaker 1: pickled Cheetos from our buddy King Rory. Who else do 397 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: we have? Courtesy flesher says this woman. Wow, Okay, that's 398 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 1: that's quite the man. I can't say what I want 399 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 1: to say, all right, Fudgie, what we got here is 400 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,760 Speaker 1: guaranteed to go under on all of his prop bets. 401 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: Fudgie in Boston. A private ukulele lesson from Dick in Dayton. Well, 402 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,760 Speaker 1: look at that nice, very nice. You can create your 403 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,120 Speaker 1: own virtual Dick. He's moving pretty fast there. That's pretty good. 404 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:02,239 Speaker 1: A puppy from Donkey to that Dick. Tickets to the 405 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 1: Phantom of the Opera from Dante, that's his answer. Season 406 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:09,800 Speaker 1: tickets to the ben Gals from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. 407 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 1: What else do we have a gallon of whole milk 408 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,560 Speaker 1: from filler up Phil game morn jockstrap as well. That 409 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,879 Speaker 1: was tossed out by JT the Wingman. Wow, hot stock 410 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 1: tips from King Me. That's his answer. Smelling salts from 411 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: Michael Leprechaun. Do you have an answer, lorain Na, Lorraine, 412 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: make sure you talk clearly. Your friend in Oakland is 413 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 1: listening right now. His favorite holy socks, Ben favorite holy socks. No, 414 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 1: that is incorrect, un fortunate. The correct answer Heke actually 415 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,400 Speaker 1: got it right econ Roseveld, Minnesota. The Bengals tomar Chase 416 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 1: offered Cincinnati season tickets, a full season of tickets, and 417 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 1: the person's like, I don't want Why would I want those? 418 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,160 Speaker 1: I mean I want I don't want those? Why would 419 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,120 Speaker 1: I want? Thugs? Exactly? Let's go to the phones. Let's 420 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: say hello to sir scratch offfully he will keep his 421 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,440 Speaker 1: mouth clean. Hello, Sir scratch Off. 422 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, I just want to let you know what 423 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 2: all these hot dolls out here that the word ass 424 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 2: is in the Bible. They rolled the ass across the desert. 425 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, here's what you here's what here's what you should 426 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,640 Speaker 5: do you should You should contact the Federal Communications Commission, 427 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 5: because there's certain you combine the word ass with another 428 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,159 Speaker 5: word and suddenly you're not supposed to say it. 429 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,600 Speaker 2: Get you the scripture and the verse. 430 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,440 Speaker 1: Again, I'm not I'm not talking about the church. I'm 431 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,560 Speaker 1: not talking about the Bible. I'm talking about the Federal 432 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 1: Communications Commission. 433 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,119 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I don't think they follow it up in 434 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 3: the Bible anywhere with whole. 435 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 2: They let they let they let people say God dam 436 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,439 Speaker 2: on the Bible? Is that wrong? 437 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: Now? Is it? Is it possible scratch off? You could 438 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,240 Speaker 1: just say, Hey, I fed up and that's it. I 439 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: screwed up? Could you say that? 440 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 2: What's a couple of words too? I said, Man, it'll 441 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 2: be deal, and I'm sorry. I've been I've been on 442 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 2: the station for twenty five years. Dude, I here twenty 443 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 2: eighth March. I mean, I'll wait all night to get 444 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,879 Speaker 2: on the phone. If I don't ever get on, what 445 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,879 Speaker 2: we do, I'll call back next day like the old 446 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,920 Speaker 2: boy wall to go what all this time? 447 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:15,440 Speaker 3: Dude? 448 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 2: If you don't want to wait, get the hell off 449 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,560 Speaker 2: and go home, stay home, you know, off the phone. 450 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,919 Speaker 2: That's why I feel about it. Hey, listen. Let's talk 451 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,720 Speaker 2: about something else. Okay, you've got a guy out there 452 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:30,040 Speaker 2: listening in right now. His name is Zach Morton, and 453 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,160 Speaker 2: here's your station in the morning, working out. 454 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:33,919 Speaker 6: Morton. 455 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,880 Speaker 1: Here's a who and his dad is he does his 456 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: family run the Morton Steakhouse? 457 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,120 Speaker 2: No suit. Now they know the town called Paragule. That's 458 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,879 Speaker 2: why I'm austters. I told you about listening to you 459 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,439 Speaker 2: a long time ago. But his dad, he's been a 460 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,280 Speaker 2: buddy of mine for like over fifteen years. We all 461 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,720 Speaker 2: talked radio out of Gombro. But his dad used to 462 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 2: play for the Detroit Tigers, mister Morton years ago, and 463 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 2: so it's like a pretty cool but he heard his 464 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,920 Speaker 2: talking last night, say, man out hearing you on the radio, 465 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,480 Speaker 2: but he listened to you in the morning, that Perry 466 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 2: gou Arkansas. 467 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,720 Speaker 1: Well, I thank you, I think, mister I thank you 468 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,160 Speaker 1: for listening. I thank mister Morton for listening. That's that's 469 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 1: pretty cool. Nice. 470 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,920 Speaker 2: But anyway, let's talk about something important. Let's talk about 471 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 2: the La Rams. Do you think we might have a 472 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 2: chance these Panthers they don't beat us once? 473 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they should win. By the way, I mean 474 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,800 Speaker 1: the Rams should win The question is are they going 475 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,800 Speaker 1: to win by are they going to blow out Carolina 476 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,040 Speaker 1: and the Rams? They play with their food a lot. 477 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 1: That's my concern sir, scratch off. That's my my issue 478 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:31,960 Speaker 1: with the Rams. 479 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 2: From years ago. We had Dallas Cowboys bout three touchdowns 480 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 2: and they came back and beat us, so it seemed 481 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,280 Speaker 2: like we never well just look, they. 482 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 1: Had a nineteen then in Philly they had a nineteen 483 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 1: lead in that game. I know the Grimlins are starting 484 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: to acting. 485 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 4: But. 486 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just crazy. You know, don't even we lost 487 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 2: that one game by touching down. I mean, I'm glad 488 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 2: we got rid of that kid. I don't know if 489 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,680 Speaker 2: we did. He's gone. But I don't know, man, I 490 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,360 Speaker 2: get hard of getting a win and all of a 491 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 2: sudden something HAPs all of a sudden, we have already lost. 492 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,240 Speaker 1: The Rams have lost three games as an eight point 493 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,200 Speaker 1: favorite or bait or greater, and they the nineteen point 494 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 1: leading Philly was sixteen point lead. I think that was 495 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 1: in Seattle. I think they've had some big leads that 496 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 1: they've blown, but that was one by one. Who cares 497 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: they will all be why the Hawks to meat? 498 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 2: It's like twice and one point two point games and 499 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 2: that two points diversion was stupid. I didn't get to 500 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,800 Speaker 2: watch the game because I either first quarters during the week. 501 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 2: You know, I leave it like it's just crazy. But anyway, man, 502 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,080 Speaker 2: I'm will tell you something. If you think I'm ana 503 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,280 Speaker 2: suck up at fine, But you got the best ural offer. 504 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,840 Speaker 2: I got me a new frankline about three months ago. 505 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,960 Speaker 2: It got the best button on the steering wheel that 506 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 2: I've ever had. When I get rid of moots me something, 507 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,640 Speaker 2: I will and I love it. And every time I 508 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 2: hear Moni's voice, I knew her. I can't stand her. 509 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: Boy. Okay, well, thanks for sharing that on other people 510 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: that work at any of my other coworkers that you hate, 511 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: would you like to name them on the air right now? 512 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,479 Speaker 1: Go ahead, Thank you, man. 513 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 2: I'll be Tony Station for a long time. 514 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: I know all right, you're repeating yourself. Thank you. Let's 515 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,760 Speaker 1: go do Lucky Tony. Hello, Lucky Tony in the Bay Area. 516 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 6: Hey, Ben, I wrote you an email for the Real 517 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 6: fifth Hour for this weekend. Hopefully you can read it. 518 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 6: I put a little more detailed about the prison dream. Also, 519 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 6: a week or two ago, I was watching Benny versus 520 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 6: a Penny, and you described the Bears whipping on another 521 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 6: team and it was like, you know, the Bears chewing 522 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,040 Speaker 6: on bones and whatnot. It got me a half chub. 523 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:42,000 Speaker 6: And speaking of chubs, Penny Nicoles Bears. 524 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:48,960 Speaker 1: Thank you. There's our guy, Lucky Tony. Is Lucky Tony 525 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,880 Speaker 1: going to show up at the big meet and greet? 526 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 1: We're hopefully going to have here at some point soon 527 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 1: in the in the Bay Area. I like to meet 528 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,840 Speaker 1: Lucky Tony. Some interesting characters now, Steve, he've actually lives 529 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 1: in the Bay Area, but he was on holding hung up. 530 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,960 Speaker 1: He said he needed help. I guess he called some 531 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,640 Speaker 1: other show to get up. See if call back. I'd 532 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: love to give advice and give a lot of advice. 533 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,760 Speaker 1: Let's say hello to D Block in Miami. He's in 534 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: the D Block. Hello, D Block, Welcome. 535 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:21,040 Speaker 7: Welcome, good morning, Congratulations to the Miami Hurricanes. I'm a 536 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 7: Chicago born person, Miami Hurricane fan since I was a 537 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,480 Speaker 7: kid man and I hate Notre Damon. I'm so glad 538 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 7: and my christ of ball finally stepping up. 539 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 1: Man. 540 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,640 Speaker 7: There was some grumblings down here in Miami a bottom, 541 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,479 Speaker 7: but hey, he finally stepping up and the Chicago Bears 542 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,920 Speaker 7: will be Green Bay and we'll have a chance this year. 543 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,480 Speaker 7: Thank you very much, Happy. 544 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,160 Speaker 1: Friday, Thank you d Block. Look at that D Block. 545 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 1: That's that's two hit and run callers right there. Drive by. 546 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,440 Speaker 1: We had D Block and Lucky Tony Lucky. That's the 547 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 1: way you do it. And some of these guys there 548 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 1: were boguart all the time and may you're all about 549 00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: them and uh no, I like that giddy and get 550 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 1: your point. Boom rat a tat tat, rat a tat tat. 551 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: That's how you do it. All right. It is the 552 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,480 Speaker 1: Ben Mallard Show. We are not that far away from 553 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes. Is weed man there? Do we 554 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,160 Speaker 1: need weed man? Do we need a fake weed man? 555 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,520 Speaker 1: Do we have the he's there? Are he's there by 556 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,400 Speaker 1: this guy there's like a job for him. He shows 557 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,880 Speaker 1: up and it's wonderful every week. Wow man, uh man alive? 558 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,680 Speaker 1: All right? Mallard prop guy says, do I hear gremlins 559 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,360 Speaker 1: near the remote studio? I think that's only when Ferg 560 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,560 Speaker 1: Dog calls or not. Ferg Dog sorry doesn't call very often. 561 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: That's when Sir Scratchoff calls. When Sir scratchof calls. That's 562 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:43,200 Speaker 1: a that's a thing. Absolutely all right, Uh time time 563 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,800 Speaker 1: now to remind you big Ben's lame jokes of the week. 564 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: All the best singers, all the best warning liners are 565 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:58,000 Speaker 1: moments away. We'll get to that and we'll do it next. 566 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 567 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 568 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mahler Show. 569 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,880 Speaker 1: As we are hanging out together every night. Try the podcast, 570 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,400 Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour Podcast. The Audio Sweatshop does not stop 571 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: producing content even on the weekends. We'll have a new 572 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,080 Speaker 1: episode up later today. All the p ones are listening. 573 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,480 Speaker 1: Every once in a while, somebody gets exposed, whether it's 574 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,440 Speaker 1: King Rory or somebody else. We're not being a real 575 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480 Speaker 1: p one because they don't listen to the Fifth Hour Podcast. 576 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,080 Speaker 1: So you can avoid that by listening to the Fifth 577 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 1: Hour Podcast. Will be a new episode up today, tomorrow 578 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,280 Speaker 1: and Sunday with me and Ben. It's the Bill Miller 579 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 1: Ben Malor Show. That's right there. You go. Check that 580 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:47,040 Speaker 1: out and also YouTube Benny Versus the Penny available as well, 581 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: and the Ben Maller Show page on YouTube. 582 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:54,920 Speaker 3: Knock knock. 583 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,800 Speaker 1: Who's there? Blame week. Blame week too. It's Big Ben's 584 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: lame joke of the week. Actual jokes by actual listeners, 585 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: by the people there were the Oh there's weed Man. 586 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,000 Speaker 1: High weed Man, Hey, Ben, this is my job. I 587 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: work with you from Mondays and Thursday nights. 588 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 6: That's my job, all right. 589 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,839 Speaker 1: I work for you ten minutes a week. This man, 590 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,399 Speaker 1: what dedication you have to. 591 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:25,440 Speaker 4: Go. 592 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,000 Speaker 1: We were national, we were all over the world, me 593 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,839 Speaker 1: and you weed Man. Unbelievable, the biggest commitment he's made 594 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:36,799 Speaker 1: in the last twenty years. And in many ways, you're 595 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,360 Speaker 1: getting paid on your EBT card by the government, so 596 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 1: you are getting paid for this. So congratulations. Sorry, okay, 597 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,399 Speaker 1: these are actual jokes again. You want to send jokes 598 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 1: in care of Benmallor Show at gmail dot com. Benmallor 599 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 1: Show at gmail dot com. What was weed Man's New 600 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:59,359 Speaker 1: Year's resolution? What two words do nothing? That's Brendan from 601 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:06,160 Speaker 1: Boston Exotting News here. Did you hear that weed Man 602 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: was in the church choir for Christmas? 603 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:09,840 Speaker 2: Wow? 604 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 1: No? Really? Yeah? They needed someone to reach those high 605 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,760 Speaker 1: notes and so they brought you in there. That's tom 606 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: ad joke by Tom in Indiana. What's more bizarre than 607 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,720 Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie losing all of his teeth? 608 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:25,919 Speaker 3: Why? 609 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: John Harbaugh losing an entire locker room? Weed Man? How 610 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,759 Speaker 1: is that possible? That's Gordon because it didn't happen. That's 611 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,719 Speaker 1: Gordon in Tacoma. Why was weed Man upset when he 612 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,200 Speaker 1: learned that what weymo was? Why was he upset when 613 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,200 Speaker 1: he known what weymo was? 614 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 2: Why? 615 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,960 Speaker 1: Well, because weed Man thought it was the answer to 616 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,960 Speaker 1: the question how much money should people send weed Man? 617 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 1: That's Eric and Cam Weimo. Come on, all right, Uh, 618 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 1: that's a good one. Eric, It's a funny Eric's good guy. 619 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,759 Speaker 1: What's weed Man hoping? The first question is on a 620 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:14,960 Speaker 1: rebooted malor spelling bee. What spell your email address? That's 621 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,960 Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas. Do you have an email address yet? 622 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,080 Speaker 1: Weed Man? Have you have you picked up a you 623 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,279 Speaker 1: have not no email yet? No? Yeah, yeah, it's hard 624 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,160 Speaker 1: to get I know, I gotta do it for you, 625 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,719 Speaker 1: all right. Why did weed Man Hippie sign up with 626 00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,440 Speaker 1: Team Mobile? 627 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,000 Speaker 7: Why? 628 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,600 Speaker 1: Well, you heard that they're offering two lines for thirty dollars. 629 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:43,240 Speaker 1: He got excited. Two lines of them. George and Yuvaldi Texas. Interesting. 630 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,440 Speaker 1: I guess. I guess that guy before was wrong in 631 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: Boston because John from Youngstown, Ohio says, have you heard 632 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 1: Weedman hippie made a new New Year's resolution in twenty 633 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,640 Speaker 1: twenty six? No? 634 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,040 Speaker 2: What? 635 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently you're going to continue to be a lazy, 636 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,680 Speaker 1: weed smoking, bust out loser according to John. That's not 637 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:06,399 Speaker 1: very nice John, although you did laugh all right? Why 638 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: did weed Man hip me use powdered soap when he 639 00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:13,799 Speaker 1: was in jail? Wow? Why, well, apparently takes longer to 640 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,799 Speaker 1: pick up in the shower. So I don't know what 641 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:21,920 Speaker 1: that's about. George and Rvaldi Texas, George, feel good. You 642 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: gotta that cerebrale. If if Lizzo is on a seafood diet, 643 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,319 Speaker 1: what kind of diet is weed Man on? Wow, Well 644 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,719 Speaker 1: he's on a sea weed diet, sea weed and smoke it. 645 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,239 Speaker 1: That's a Noah in Austin, thank you. No, he also 646 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,320 Speaker 1: sent this one in What kind of expectations does weed 647 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,040 Speaker 1: Man have? 648 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 2: What kind Oh? 649 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,440 Speaker 1: Come on, weed Man, this is We've had this joke before, 650 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,160 Speaker 1: very high expectations from all the week. Come on, now 651 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,480 Speaker 1: you know that weed Man big Ben's lame jokes of 652 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 1: the week did you hear that as go? Did youar 653 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: the weed Man hippie had trouble adjusting after he joined 654 00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 1: the newdest colony? Yeah? Yeah, apparently the first few days 655 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:16,959 Speaker 1: were the hardest for you. But after that things calm down. 656 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:22,000 Speaker 1: There there's a weed man, your roommate good, No problems 657 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,719 Speaker 1: with your room man? Everything good there? Yes, now I know, 658 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: so that's what I'm saying. You're happier by yourself. So 659 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,120 Speaker 1: that's good right now, that's great. You don't need Joey 660 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,719 Speaker 1: the bellman to hook you up or anything like that. 661 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 1: Now you're good, heart, I do okay? All right? Why 662 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,480 Speaker 1: I know you're never bashful about that. Why did weed 663 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,600 Speaker 1: Man quit his job as a Walmart greeter? 664 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,280 Speaker 2: Why? 665 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: Apparently you realize that they wanted you to say hi 666 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,640 Speaker 1: all day and not stay high. That's Chip in Maine. 667 00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:01,040 Speaker 1: Good joke by Chip. That is a good one, all right. 668 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:06,319 Speaker 1: What is weed Man's favorite food? What baked goods? From 669 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,759 Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun thinking for that? Why did weed Man 670 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:14,000 Speaker 1: get fired from Amazon? Why you kept stealing all the 671 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,000 Speaker 1: cardboard boxes? Why were you doing that? It's Michael Leprechaun, 672 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,319 Speaker 1: all right? Did you hear that? Lizzo got into some 673 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:25,200 Speaker 1: legal trouble. Really yeah yeah, well apparent she had to 674 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:31,320 Speaker 1: call her whale bondsman. That's a Brendan from Boston. What 675 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,000 Speaker 1: was Marcel's favorite toy? What was Marcell's favorite toy as 676 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,480 Speaker 1: a child? 677 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:35,279 Speaker 6: What? 678 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 1: Building blocks? Building blocks? And what do you call it? 679 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:43,200 Speaker 1: When the rain up blows out her birthday candles and 680 00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:47,880 Speaker 1: Michael Leprechaun disappears. A luck of the wish. There you go. 681 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,880 Speaker 1: That's a shipping man. I screwed up the punchline, but 682 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,040 Speaker 1: you got the joke. Thank you, weed man.