Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser podcastser Hello here, I am welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast. We are in
Speaker 1: a special studio in Los Angeles, California, which is where
Speaker 1: I am because I did the roast of Tom Brady
Speaker 1: last night. And I'm joined by obviously Brian Frangie. What's up, Brian? Yo?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Noah gave birth already and so yes, but I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say any detailed Why did I not send you
Speaker 1: any pictures or anything?
Speaker 2: I had no pictures.
Speaker 1: Oh, Noah's given birth. She's been a mom for a week.
Speaker 2: Wow, congratulations Noah.
Speaker 1: I guess I could say that. Noah, is that okay?
Speaker 1: I guess you were hearing this and you can't stop
Speaker 1: it if it's not okay because it's already out.
Speaker 3: Why can't you give details?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like that's like up to the mom
Speaker 1: to give like name and age, sex, location.
Speaker 2: What's the date of birth?
Speaker 3: I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it was a week. It was a week
Speaker 1: and a day ago or something. So and joined with us.
Speaker 1: Also is my boyfriend. By popular demand back on the show.
Speaker 1: People have been wondering when are you coming back. I'm
Speaker 1: back the answer is now, Chris Gonvi everyone, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You won the pole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you guys? What's going on?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: What's going on with us?
Speaker 2: What a dumb question? I mean last night.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if I was just like guys, well,
Speaker 1: I guess some people do do that as the host
Speaker 1: and say I'm I'm the talk of the town.
Speaker 2: You're the talk.
Speaker 1: Let's start with me.
Speaker 4: You're the bell of the ball, toast of America, the
Speaker 4: toast of America. And last night's single handedly saved comedy
Speaker 4: is pretty much the Seriously, that's pretty much the general
Speaker 4: consensus of the Internet is that last night saved comedy
Speaker 4: because we've you know, we've had a lot of uh,
Speaker 4: lackluster comedy over the last five years. This wasn't lacking fun,
Speaker 4: I think, and last night was so fun.
Speaker 1: For the roast of Tom Brady, Yeah feeling Yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: Because you did the roast. Nikki did the roast last
Speaker 3: night at five, right, and then it was a three
Speaker 3: hour show ended at eight, Yes, and then Nikki had
Speaker 3: to be back up for hair and makeup at three thirty.
Speaker 1: I woke up and I took a shower for ten minutes,
Speaker 1: and then I was get having people put.
Speaker 2: Actually like the longest showery.
Speaker 3: So she went on the so on the biggest television
Speaker 3: show of the year, probably in the last decade really,
Speaker 3: and then she went on Howard Stern the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like on the was the season finale
Speaker 1: of mash and then the The War of the World's broadcast. Yes,
Speaker 1: those are essentially what those two were within within five
Speaker 1: hours of each other. And you know it did end
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock. Yeah, but then we went to an
Speaker 1: after party, so we really got out at about ten thirty.
Speaker 1: Home by eleven uh in bed by midnight, a sleep
Speaker 1: by one thirty, awake by thirty two hours of sleep.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm going on adrenaline. I'm not like
Speaker 1: actively tired. I feel like, do you ever like stay
Speaker 1: up all night, like or you get one hour seat
Speaker 1: or something. And the sun's so much brighter, yeah than
Speaker 1: it would be if it.
Speaker 2: Was just normal pupils are dilated a metaphor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that might be.
Speaker 2: Actually the sun is brighter and there's less clouds in
Speaker 2: the sky.
Speaker 3: And people want self these with me.
Speaker 1: I have one point one million followers, right see I
Speaker 1: told you I got that point one. Bitches waiting for
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: Brian thought last night he was going to get one million.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I meant, that's what That's not
Speaker 2: what I said too.
Speaker 4: I just I said, just remember these two letters and
Speaker 4: numbers two M. And I didn't mean that you're gonna
Speaker 4: get one million followers within twenty minutes of the roast ending.
Speaker 4: But I do think that this is going to.
Speaker 1: Start monitor throughout the show.
Speaker 4: It's going to start your propulsion towards two am. Why
Speaker 4: would you not have two am?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a good question.
Speaker 2: I thought was on the roast had to have more
Speaker 2: than two Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it is a steady at one point. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been at this is not something I pay attention to.
Speaker 1: But when you are at a million followers, it's like
Speaker 1: a big deal. When you make that leap from nine
Speaker 1: to nine eight to nine nine nine, and then you
Speaker 1: kind of look at it and you're like, I really
Speaker 1: don't play attention to likes and numbers and look stuff
Speaker 1: like that. I don't, And I know I brag about
Speaker 1: that's the all the time. But I am bragging about
Speaker 1: because it's very hard not to pay attention to that stuff.
Speaker 2: So I am brag a imagine it goes down to
Speaker 2: nine nine nine disaster.
Speaker 1: It did like when you go over to one, it
Speaker 1: like goes back and forth a little bit because you're
Speaker 1: dropp you're losing, especially because I like bragged, not bragged
Speaker 1: about it, but I was just like one million or
Speaker 1: whatever or other people noticed. Yeah, and so then people
Speaker 1: deliberately unfollowed to get you down below to fuck with you.
Speaker 2: They pull up Benedict, Yeah, what was that everyone? Benedict?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wait why because who cares about
Speaker 3: any of this.
Speaker 1: Because this is interesting? No, no, no, So when you're
Speaker 1: at a million followers, you see it. And then so
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, once you read a million, it's it's
Speaker 1: like the point one's down the barrel, it's coming. I was,
Speaker 1: I've been at a million for over a year. That's
Speaker 1: a weird place to just It's not like I've been
Speaker 1: craving that point one, but for some reason, it's You're like,
Speaker 1: in the past couple of weeks, I've been like, what's
Speaker 1: this point?
Speaker 3: When's this point?
Speaker 4: You were like the Nelson Mandela of Instagram just waiting, yeah,
Speaker 4: of one.
Speaker 1: Million, Yeah, the Mandela fact, did he did he die?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, one Mandela, I am you're going to
Speaker 4: be to Mandela with the God.
Speaker 3: You're going to add Winn Mandela my God to.
Speaker 1: Double my followers. That would be amazing. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: what point up? Point one? Last night from the Roast,
Speaker 1: which so many people watched. Yes, they don't release their numbers,
Speaker 1: but I've never done anything.
Speaker 4: They're going to release them. They're going to be so
Speaker 4: proud of this. They're going to release them. I guarantee.
Speaker 2: They said.
Speaker 3: They said it was a bigger audience than even the
Speaker 3: Chris Rock thing, and the Chris Rock thing is what
Speaker 3: propelled them to be like, we're in on live. This
Speaker 3: live thing is important. Yeah, so that was the inspire
Speaker 3: for this. It was the biggest show. I mean, I
Speaker 3: think it's one of the biggest shows of the decade.
Speaker 1: Everyone I know watched it. I looked at my phone
Speaker 1: after I got done with the Roast, and I probably
Speaker 1: waited a half hour before I looked at my phone
Speaker 1: because the camera's on you. I didn't want it to
Speaker 1: cut to me and then have it at me looking
Speaker 1: at my phone. But at that point it was like
Speaker 1: they were doing something in the audience, and I was like,
Speaker 1: let me just look at it to see in my
Speaker 1: text messages were eighty one, which I and I'm not
Speaker 1: someone who just like piles them up.
Speaker 3: It's like that's eighty one freshies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, freshies.
Speaker 3: And this is the tip of the iceberg because apparently
Speaker 3: only ten percent of the audience watches live. Now this
Speaker 3: show is probably more than that, right, which means there's
Speaker 3: a ton more people that are about to watch the
Speaker 3: total number.
Speaker 1: Only ten percent of that number watch live, and then
Speaker 1: the ninety percent watch later.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: And the Internet's going crazy right now. You are the
Speaker 4: consensus number one pick of the draft of the roast.
Speaker 4: Everyone's saying you were the best, You're the goat, and
Speaker 4: you went trending number one worldwide on Twitter. You're going
Speaker 4: viral on TikTok. Your entire set is on TikTok right
Speaker 4: now going viral.
Speaker 1: Can I ask, like, I'm not trying to be like
Speaker 1: like I'm not why why is that happening? I mean,
Speaker 1: I understand I had like amazing jokes. It was so
Speaker 1: yeah Jesus Christ, right table, what do you factor that
Speaker 1: made it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Because I've never done anything where it's like this emphatically like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I you know, I listened to clips
Speaker 1: again today on Stern where I did it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I see a lot of flaws here.
Speaker 3: Of course, well you you got you have a like
Speaker 3: this thing where you see flaws first, your flaws first
Speaker 3: kind of gas. Yes, but can Brian and I set
Speaker 3: the table just a little bit. Yeah, So you know,
Speaker 3: Jeff went up and it was Kevin and Jeff and
Speaker 3: they were both great. Jeff got a standing ovation just
Speaker 3: for just for getting announced, right, so people, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: Jeff's great. And then you know, he finished and he
Speaker 3: was amazing, and the drew Bledsoe went up and he
Speaker 3: was amazing, and then Nikki went up. Didn't get a
Speaker 3: standing ovation when you walked up, but you were the
Speaker 3: only person that got a full room standing ovation when
Speaker 3: you were finished the whole show. And I was waiting
Speaker 3: the whole time, I was like, is anybody else going
Speaker 3: to get this? Nobody else got it but you.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was extraordinary. It was electric in the building.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was incredible watching it was incredible.
Speaker 4: I felt like I was on coke. I wanted to
Speaker 4: go fight someone. After I was I was running, I was.
Speaker 3: Like Brian and I were sitting next to each other
Speaker 3: and I was I felt like in his leg and.
Speaker 2: It felt like it felt like two things.
Speaker 4: One, it felt like I was on like a sports
Speaker 4: team and I was like on the sidelines watching someone
Speaker 4: like hit the game winning three and we just won.
Speaker 2: It felt like we won.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it felt like we were like we were
Speaker 3: like on the team, but we were like on the bench.
Speaker 2: I was holding the clipboard and I was just like.
Speaker 3: We felt like we were on the team and our
Speaker 3: team just won the Super Bowl and you were the MVP.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 4: And then the second thing it felt like, which is
Speaker 4: even more apropos is that that picture he posted on
Speaker 4: the key pod uh Instagram. That felt like, for the
Speaker 4: first time of my life, I felt like Jared McGuire
Speaker 4: at the end of jeremcguire. You know when Jerre McGuire
Speaker 4: hugs Cuba Gooding Junior after he gets catches that touchdown
Speaker 4: and then gets knocked unconscious and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: and everything was on the line, and this that that
Speaker 4: was I can't I've never.
Speaker 1: Me show me the money.
Speaker 2: Well, that's top Well, that's yes.
Speaker 3: From that for speed yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, uh yeah yeah. These are all great phrases
Speaker 4: from the movie. But no, it felt like that I
Speaker 4: was human.
Speaker 3: Head weighs eight pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you had. Wow. Yeah that's another one.
Speaker 1: You're right, there was so many catchphrases. That was one
Speaker 1: of my favorite movies ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, talk about that.
Speaker 1: I am overwhelmed. I am overwhelmed right now, help you well,
Speaker 1: there are so many good moments from that movie.
Speaker 2: Who's coming with Me?
Speaker 1: Was shaking the bag and that I still worry about
Speaker 1: that fish to this day. Uh huh, I'm overwhelmed. Like
Speaker 1: I like, let me just say, like from I've never
Speaker 1: been on I've had a lot of big moments in
Speaker 1: my life where I felt like the center of attention
Speaker 1: and like wow, I did like I'm this is all
Speaker 1: about me, you know, taping specials and and other roasts
Speaker 1: where I've had like really good showings. But I've never
Speaker 1: felt like Taylor Swift until last night, like I really
Speaker 1: felt in this morning too, Like it's just like I
Speaker 1: feel like she must feel after some and it's it's
Speaker 1: not even after she releases an album. It's like after
Speaker 1: she Emmy's announces, like like wins a thing. Or or
Speaker 1: even like comes out as dating someone like I feel
Speaker 1: und just like I feel like I I'm just like
Speaker 1: I don't well, I don't want all this. I didn't
Speaker 1: ask for that, Like, I don't know that I wanted this.
Speaker 4: Well, here's the good news. It's not gonna last. That
Speaker 4: everyone's talking about you right now. You're the talk of
Speaker 4: the town.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so down, because I don't I know no,
Speaker 1: because this is I can't do it, dude. I was
Speaker 1: just talking to my parents about this because we're having
Speaker 1: issues with my niece and nephew about how they can't
Speaker 1: handle birthdays because we have to buy all the kids
Speaker 1: presents on their birthdays and they become so obsessed with
Speaker 1: the presence that there's nothing before, like the presence need
Speaker 1: to be open right away, and if they're not open
Speaker 1: that we can't talk about anything else because they want
Speaker 1: this dopamine of this present. And when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I used to not want to open presents ever because
Speaker 1: I knew the crash that happens after you open a present,
Speaker 1: and that I like the build, I like edging, I
Speaker 1: like the goon and and to me, this is like
Speaker 1: I was gooning being able to be like I'm doing
Speaker 1: the roast. I mean, I didn't even goon that much
Speaker 1: because I wasn't like bragging about it or posting about it. Really,
Speaker 1: I talked about it a little bit when I could.
Speaker 1: But now that it's I know that this is the
Speaker 1: this is the biggest moment anyone could ever ask for
Speaker 1: in their career, Like it doesn't get big. It literally
Speaker 1: won't ever be this big for me. That even if
Speaker 1: I host senl was telling Chris this, like even like
Speaker 1: my dreams come true, I host ess. Now it's not
Speaker 1: like no one is. And I don't even like that
Speaker 1: it's competitive like this or someone saying like you want
Speaker 1: it you had the best one, because I honestly think
Speaker 1: it's there were it was many factors contributing to me
Speaker 1: being the best that if someone else had been in
Speaker 1: my slot, that was a very perfect time opportunity to
Speaker 1: do it, and all.
Speaker 3: These other things. You had a great slot.
Speaker 1: I do, and I did, and I will always and
Speaker 1: you've said it before, never again, say it every night,
Speaker 1: But I do feel that I'm scared when I'm not
Speaker 1: scared when it goes away, but it'll be fine when
Speaker 1: it goes away because I'm not letting it in too much,
Speaker 1: but it is really I don't think so much because
Speaker 1: I would be never for us.
Speaker 3: You very rarely celebrate your wins. She's a flaws first gal.
Speaker 2: Wait, Anya Graham, what number three? Three?
Speaker 1: Yes, it means I'm always striving for achievement and I
Speaker 1: can't well. I had so much help on this roast.
Speaker 1: I feel like like everyone does that does a roast
Speaker 1: that you you know, work with other people and you
Speaker 1: pour over it. I mean Chris and Brian and a
Speaker 1: slew of other people were coming out with me to
Speaker 1: every show and we were doing notes afterwards, and it
Speaker 1: felt like a collaborative thing. So it feels really nice,
Speaker 1: but it's like I just feel like it's and it's
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure too, because it's I know, even
Speaker 1: what it's like to be someone who's nosed for roasting,
Speaker 1: not on even this level, but before this was known
Speaker 1: for roasting, and what people expect of you when you
Speaker 1: go do things and like, all right, come come out
Speaker 1: with us, give us the jokes, roast us, and it's
Speaker 1: like I can't perform at that level, Like people don't
Speaker 1: understand that took weeks to come up with that, Like
Speaker 1: even my friend who knows very much about the industry,
Speaker 1: was like, this just comes so naturally to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like, it feels like you could just do
Speaker 1: this in your sleep, and I'm like, no, I do
Speaker 1: this without sleep. It took weeks of no sleep to
Speaker 1: do this, not in my sleep at all. This was
Speaker 1: an extreme effort.
Speaker 3: But that's like, I feel like that's even more of
Speaker 3: a reason to celebrate because you work so hard for
Speaker 3: this that you do deserve it. It's not like it
Speaker 3: was an accident. It was not like something that just
Speaker 3: happened by chance that you got lucky. Like you put
Speaker 3: in you knew what you had to do because you've
Speaker 3: done the rose before. Yeah, you put in the work
Speaker 3: and you smash it. What you did, what you did
Speaker 3: and what Tony did were like, oh, this is the
Speaker 3: pinnacle of what this art form is, right, you know,
Speaker 3: like you reached that pinnacle and it was I mean
Speaker 3: it was magnificent to watch. It was as magnificent to
Speaker 3: watch as like a beautiful play in football or like
Speaker 3: an alley loup, Like it's one of these things that's
Speaker 3: just like there was magic in that last night. Thank you,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people were.
Speaker 1: There you're going to say it was like it was
Speaker 1: like watching a beautiful play, like like The Nutcracker or like.
Speaker 3: No, there's a lot of grace in those Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it was like theatrical
Speaker 1: like it was like a Broadway show performance. No, that
Speaker 1: means so much to me. I mean obviously like being
Speaker 1: in the in a realm of being on stage with
Speaker 1: other athletes, like it felt like an athletic endeavor. It
Speaker 1: felt like a just because of the competitive nature of
Speaker 1: it as well, felt felt like yeah winning.
Speaker 4: It's one of those rare instances where comedy is competitive.
Speaker 4: It's like, uh, if you're on Last Comic Standing, which
Speaker 4: you also did, Yes, roasts are always you're always going
Speaker 4: to be compared to the other people, Whereas if it
Speaker 4: was just like a comedy showcase. Yeah, there's like people
Speaker 4: in their heads make like, oh that was my favorite,
Speaker 4: but it's not like that was the winner.
Speaker 2: And in a roast, even if you're not a.
Speaker 4: Roast battle, even just a roast, people are saying, there's
Speaker 4: on Twitter, it's just rankings, yes, and Nicky's.
Speaker 2: Always on top.
Speaker 1: Well, that's really nice.
Speaker 2: Ninety nine point nine percent of the time, that's nice.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it wople, say Bill Belicher.
Speaker 1: But I got to say that even that point, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I didn't realize. I mean, I know that
Speaker 1: I'm highly competitive, There's no question about like it just
Speaker 1: based on what I've heard from other people telling me
Speaker 1: when we play games or when we just that I'm competitive,
Speaker 1: I don't. It's it's a quality about myself I didn't
Speaker 1: know I had, but I absolutely am because of the
Speaker 1: nature like I could not have. I would not be
Speaker 1: okay with being not like if someone else was being
Speaker 1: talked about the way I'm talking being talked about. That's
Speaker 1: why I was just like, I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about me being the best because I am thinking about
Speaker 1: everyone else on the thing, and I'm like, I would
Speaker 1: not be able to handle not being considered being the
Speaker 1: best or being in that conversation. And I think it's
Speaker 1: I don't really even believe when people are saying it
Speaker 1: to me, But I am like haunted by if I
Speaker 1: was not considered like I wouldn't be able to get
Speaker 1: out of bed.
Speaker 4: And the pressure was on you know you were Anyone
Speaker 4: who knows Nicki Glazer knows that you were expected to
Speaker 4: be one of the leading candidates to win this. And
Speaker 4: so I think one of the best things that you
Speaker 4: did was two months ago you recognized this event, I
Speaker 4: think is a big deal, which is not easy to
Speaker 4: recognize sometimes you go into things like this, and I mean,
Speaker 4: I think there's a couple of people who didn't realize that, like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is at the.
Speaker 2: World watch the world's watching entire world.
Speaker 4: I imagine if you didn't realize that, and like and
Speaker 4: you showed up having done like maybe a week of
Speaker 4: prep or something, and you were like, wait a second,
Speaker 4: I think I fucked up. Because it really takes in
Speaker 4: order to craft a set that's that tight, that's that perfectly,
Speaker 4: that's to be able to execute it like that, it
Speaker 4: requires and we worked that.
Speaker 1: Much effort fucking wire. We worked down to the very
Speaker 1: last second there was and.
Speaker 2: We cut some jokes we cut that needed to be cut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, And yeah, in the end, like the craftsmanship
Speaker 1: of this is so intricate. I would never have even
Speaker 1: assumed it myself. When it comes to just considering, Okay,
Speaker 1: how hard how hard is everyone? First of all, how
Speaker 1: hard is everyone going to go? We have no clue?
Speaker 1: We literally have no clue, because no one's telling me.
Speaker 3: Anything about siloed. So when they do these roasts, they
Speaker 3: don't tell each other any of the jokes.
Speaker 4: You don't get to unless you get like a spy
Speaker 4: that's seeing someone run their set, and then you get
Speaker 4: some information. And sometimes the information is wrong, and we got.
Speaker 1: Unlike the Patriots. I do not like to spy. I
Speaker 1: don't like to cheat.
Speaker 2: But we did get false information too.
Speaker 3: No, I think it wasn't false. I think it was
Speaker 3: just he was running, people were running.
Speaker 1: We have to go to break, So we'll cover that
Speaker 1: in a second. But I do like to say, like
Speaker 1: I said this before, like I don't when I was
Speaker 1: talking about when I'm learning about the Patriots and like
Speaker 1: spygate and to flat gate and all these things that
Speaker 1: they got kind of caught doing some shifty stuff, I'm like,
Speaker 1: how can Why would you want to win knowing that
Speaker 1: you cheated?
Speaker 2: How would you?
Speaker 1: Why would that? Because but then Chris told me, because
Speaker 1: they want to win and they'll do anything to win, not.
Speaker 2: Really cheating, And it's like remember the same wait, show
Speaker 2: me the.
Speaker 1: Money when win at any cost. If you ain't cheating,
Speaker 1: you don't want to win.
Speaker 3: If you ain't cheating, you're not winning, do you know it?
Speaker 2: You have me at hello.
Speaker 3: If you ain't cheating, if you ain't cheating, you ain't
Speaker 3: trying exactly.
Speaker 1: And I think that is such bullshit. But that is
Speaker 1: oh my goodness. We're going to go to break and
Speaker 1: figure out what's going on. That's Michael. We'll come back
Speaker 1: and we'll talk more about the roses when we get back.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. If you're watching video, We're in
Speaker 1: this beautiful studio in Los Angeles and my makeup is
Speaker 1: perfect because I had it done at three thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning for Howard Stern.
Speaker 3: It's extraordinary.
Speaker 1: It really is well done. It's like, thank you so
Speaker 1: much to Veronica for nailing it and I we were
Speaker 1: talking about winning.
Speaker 4: So I want to give some shout outs to people
Speaker 4: who gave you shout outs at the roast because I
Speaker 4: think that was nice to see. Also, first thing was
Speaker 4: Kevin Hart hosted the roast. He was incredible. I can't believe.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine a better person to host this thing.
Speaker 4: It was like he had heartfelt moments. He made Bill
Speaker 4: Belichick and Robert Kraft bury the hatchet, which was incredible.
Speaker 2: Who else could pull that off?
Speaker 1: At that point in the show, I was like so tired,
Speaker 1: and I was like, do we have to do this? Now?
Speaker 1: We have to find alcohol to put in these shots
Speaker 1: because there's none. Like I was just like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, this is insane that this is happening,
Speaker 1: and they kind of both don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: But it's like a major moment. It was awesome.
Speaker 4: There were so many moments, and this was really must
Speaker 4: see TV. Netflix has just asserted its dominance over media
Speaker 4: with this event. I can't imagine being one of the
Speaker 4: other streamers and looking at this and being like, what
Speaker 4: the fuck do we do now? Because this was absolutely
Speaker 4: a colossal success. Anyway, Kevin Hart, after your set, he
Speaker 4: had a great set, and after your set, it's all
Speaker 4: on film. We all got it, he says. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you're watching this live. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you're seeing this, but that is a standing ovation and
Speaker 4: that's what you got. And you didn't get a standing
Speaker 4: ovation when you came out like other people did.
Speaker 2: You earned their love.
Speaker 3: You earned it.
Speaker 1: It's never happened to me before in my life. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's been shows where I've done really well, and some
Speaker 1: people have stood and others just stood to kind of
Speaker 1: like be polite because they have to go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom or something, they eventually have to stand.
Speaker 3: Did you feel it in the moment. Did you see it? No?
Speaker 1: I it was so embarrassed. It's just I know this
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm trying to be like humble, like sweet,
Speaker 1: but I just when things go too well, I just
Speaker 1: want to go crawl in a hole. And so after
Speaker 1: it happened, I was like, I was embarrassed because I
Speaker 1: kind of knew it was I nailed it, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted to like go be I just wanted to sit,
Speaker 1: and I wanted the show to move on, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to process it and look. And then I didn't
Speaker 1: want to look at the crowd because I thought I
Speaker 1: don't ever like to like try to get something out
Speaker 1: of people. And I thought if I looked at the crowd,
Speaker 1: they're gonna think I want it or something. So I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to look. And then when they stood,
Speaker 1: when he said it was the only reason I knew
Speaker 1: what was happening, and then I was just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then I felt like him saying it
Speaker 1: maybe they're doing it now, because he said that they're
Speaker 1: doing it, like I was, just like, we couldn't.
Speaker 3: Help it being a generous host.
Speaker 2: That was so cool, love show.
Speaker 1: Awesome of him. He did not need to do that
Speaker 1: to me. It's what I was saying. It's what I've
Speaker 1: been saying forever about YouTube comments. It tells you how
Speaker 1: to feel about something, so you can like some thing
Speaker 1: that you watch on YouTube, but if something underneath has
Speaker 1: two thousand likes or it's it's you know, a reputable
Speaker 1: like someone well known writes under like goat status or
Speaker 1: like best thing I've ever seen you like someone you respect,
Speaker 1: you suddenly like the video more. You can't help it.
Speaker 1: It's subliminal. And that is what he did. Like even
Speaker 1: if you don't like Kevin Art, someone saying that was
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that's the art form
Speaker 1: of roasting whatever he said, like, that's the that what
Speaker 1: she just did was like it.
Speaker 3: It was correct.
Speaker 1: And so afterwards I went up to him and was like,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you did for me tonight, and
Speaker 1: you didn't have to do that, And I go, people
Speaker 1: are gonna say I had the roast. The set of
Speaker 1: the roast and they're going, they don't know why they're
Speaker 1: saying that, but a big part of why they're saying
Speaker 1: is that because you said it without saying it, and
Speaker 1: you doubled down, and he said to me, he whispered
Speaker 1: in my ear. He like pulled over, you know the guy,
Speaker 1: the Robbie from Netflix who booked me on the show.
Speaker 1: And then he pulled over Ted Sarando's the president of Netflix,
Speaker 1: and he's like.
Speaker 3: Those are the two guys that are most responsible for
Speaker 3: this festival and comedy on Netflix, and.
Speaker 1: And he like had us all together and he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't need you know, I'm I forget whether he
Speaker 1: said this to me or to them, but he said
Speaker 1: because he was whispering in my ear for a minute,
Speaker 1: and I was just like it was the same feeling,
Speaker 1: Like it was just like crazy to have Kevin Hart's
Speaker 1: like I'm like, Kevin Hart's the most famous person arb
Speaker 1: ever and I only get to hear that no one
Speaker 1: else will ever hear. What I'm hearing right now is
Speaker 1: just for me. Like even if we're talking conversation, other
Speaker 1: people could get involved, Like this is just private between us.
Speaker 3: It was like the d m of uh talking famous im.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a private snaptot and one of those disappearing snaptats
Speaker 1: of talking. But he said to me, and now I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm you know, ruining it by telling everyone, but
Speaker 1: not even no. He told me that he's famous enough.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm I'm not going to get any bigger.
Speaker 1: I have to use this to now lift uplift others.
Speaker 1: So he knew what he was doing, and he did
Speaker 1: it throughout the show, commenting on other people's making sure
Speaker 1: they had their moment, like celebrating after the fact, man,
Speaker 1: that and that joke you just told, repeating people's jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so good.
Speaker 1: He was so good. He was just so in the
Speaker 1: moment and really made it his own. And he's just
Speaker 1: so like easy to watch, you know, he's just in control,
Speaker 1: Like you know, there's nothing can go wrong when Kevin.
Speaker 1: Nothing's gonna get if it gets awkward, Kevin will get
Speaker 1: us out of it.
Speaker 3: He's flawed.
Speaker 1: He's writing this plane in in any kind of wet storm.
Speaker 1: He's the guy you want at the helm.
Speaker 3: Absolutely so funny. I can't.
Speaker 1: And then he built in fuck you, Tom Brady. Perfect
Speaker 1: thing to go back to when anything anything tanks or
Speaker 1: like anything doesn't go the way he wants to fuck
Speaker 1: you Tom.
Speaker 2: And then Tom Brady calls it back.
Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
Speaker 3: I think that was intent, you know, it's part of
Speaker 3: his intent, like to give other people. Really he is
Speaker 3: absolutely should.
Speaker 1: Feel I feel like he deserves the Market Award for
Speaker 1: Comedy Excellence, which is what Chris Convey My Boyfriend produced,
Speaker 1: which is going to be airing May eleventh on Netflix,
Speaker 1: which is what you should watch after you watch my
Speaker 1: special May eleventh on HBO. Someday You'll Die. It's this Saturday, everyone,
Speaker 1: I hope you tune in Someday You'll Die live on
Speaker 1: HBO this Saturday.
Speaker 2: Sorry, So that's on HBO.
Speaker 1: Saturday on HBO on May eleventh.
Speaker 3: It's so good. I can't wait for the best sies
Speaker 3: to see the special. I think, yeah, so good. You're
Speaker 3: You're so funny, You're so dynamic, you look incredible. It's like,
Speaker 3: I'm so I'm so proud of it for you, Thank
Speaker 3: you well. It again.
Speaker 1: It was like a group effort. It's so fun to
Speaker 1: work on these things with my best friends.
Speaker 3: But everything is a group effort. That's one thing that Nikki,
Speaker 3: like Taylor Swift works with that guy jack Antonov. I
Speaker 3: know that helped make incredible things.
Speaker 1: That's why she brings him on stage of the Grammys
Speaker 1: and like shouts them out.
Speaker 2: So like Tim Robinson works with Zach Cannon.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, was Zach Cannon. And you kind of look like.
Speaker 2: I look like Cannon boy.
Speaker 3: I hope that's a burned a cannon.
Speaker 2: Jerry seinfelt words with David.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: People say I sometimes act like Larry David you yes
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: When I see you do stand up, I'm just like,
Speaker 3: this is a young Larry David. And it's not It's
Speaker 3: not an imitation by any means, no, no, thoroughly yourself,
Speaker 3: but it's I love your stand up, your stand up.
Speaker 4: But I want to hear what happened in a circle
Speaker 4: with Ted Sarandos and Kevin. Was it just the whisper
Speaker 4: that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 1: There were other things said, but I feel like that
Speaker 1: is something I don't want to It was just it's
Speaker 1: just more bragging more like well, just all the nice
Speaker 1: things that could be said or said to me last
Speaker 1: night by literally everyone. I mean, I just went to lunch,
Speaker 1: I went to breakfast with my parents. What did Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle say to you again, Nikki, what did that person?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: What did Caroline Wrie text to you? What did what
Speaker 1: did Bethany Frankle just text you? What did Chelsea Handler
Speaker 1: send to you? What did Sarah Silverman send you? I mean,
Speaker 1: like literally, Chelsea Handler dammed me, Sarah Schulman meat, And
Speaker 1: like every time I refresh my DMS, it's like fourteen
Speaker 1: blue check marks of people I've never even who's I
Speaker 1: didn't even know, who knew me, are writing like paragraphs
Speaker 1: to me about amazing. It's there's nothing like this. It's
Speaker 1: it's I feel like I'm gonna I really feel like
Speaker 1: I'm in like I've died. I'm not even joking. It's
Speaker 1: like it's because I've done the roast before, but then
Speaker 1: they take like a month to air, and like even
Speaker 1: the Alec Baldwin Rose that would really change my life
Speaker 1: because it just it started going viral on Twitter during
Speaker 1: COVID or maybe like right before COVID, but it aired
Speaker 1: like it aired probably three months before it caught wind,
Speaker 1: like it was a big deal when it aired, and people,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of you know, uh accolades for it.
Speaker 2: You got a lot of like whispers, I.
Speaker 1: Got a lot of I've got on Instagram, yes, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. But then I remember Rob mclaney from Always Sonny,
Speaker 1: from Welcome to Wrexham exactly, and it's Always Sonny and
Speaker 1: Wrexham the.
Speaker 4: Premiering May second on Hulu.
Speaker 1: He like retweeted it and then I think it it
Speaker 1: just caught fire and then it was like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I had some point once happening and I go,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And then I realized I wasn't on
Speaker 1: Twitter at the time a lot, and I'm still not.
Speaker 1: But but this is like that time's a thousand.
Speaker 3: How many roasts have you done? That was my fourth?
Speaker 3: And so and so? Who have you done?
Speaker 1: Rob Low, Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Tom Brady?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: And do you remember the first time that you that
Speaker 3: they asked you to do the first roast? Were you
Speaker 3: like shocked? Were you like, oh, I was hoping this
Speaker 3: would come.
Speaker 1: I think it was like during Not Safe, So when
Speaker 1: I had the show on Comedy Central with you guys,
Speaker 1: and and I think at that point I had Jeff
Speaker 1: Ross had to show the burn that was on and
Speaker 1: I think it was not on anymore at that time,
Speaker 1: but I had done that show and Gary Mann at
Speaker 1: Comedy Central who was a fan of mine from seeing
Speaker 1: me at a festival like this is how things happen.
Speaker 1: He was at a festival where I opened for Schumer
Speaker 1: I killed. He was like became a huge fan of mine,
Speaker 1: started kind of following and being like, I really like you.
Speaker 1: He was the one that was like, you know, working
Speaker 1: at Comedy Central when I was when the Burn was on,
Speaker 1: and booked me on that and then I had a
Speaker 1: really good showing on that. It was Ralphie May and
Speaker 1: al Madrigal, and I was like, I had some joke
Speaker 1: about al Madrigal. I oh, I al Madrigal. I wanted
Speaker 1: to smoke some weed with him once and so I
Speaker 1: asked for his papers and he sprinted off. It was
Speaker 1: something about asking for it was some joke about that.
Speaker 1: I remember there's some joke about Ralphie not being able
Speaker 1: to watch the middle of his back, you know, just
Speaker 1: classic fat jokes and yes, rested peace Ralphie May and
Speaker 1: I I remember being like having a little bit of uh.
Speaker 1: People go oh, that was like a really good showing
Speaker 1: for just that show. And then I think after that,
Speaker 1: I think it was just the right timing where it
Speaker 1: was like Whitney was not wanting to do them anymore,
Speaker 1: Amy was not wanting to do them anymore. There was
Speaker 1: Sarah was probably not too much. It was like there
Speaker 1: was a space for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 1: But I remember the first the first one I did,
Speaker 1: I was you know, I knew I was like maybe
Speaker 1: a consideration, but it was about who who's gonna say no?
Speaker 1: And then we'll ask her and then this was And
Speaker 1: it always kind of felt that way with Comedy Central
Speaker 1: because it was always like I would know about a
Speaker 1: roast happening, I would hear other people getting booked on it,
Speaker 1: and I would be bugging my manager, when when are
Speaker 1: we gonna get the yes? When's it gonna happen? And
Speaker 1: then would finally come through. I think the Alec bald
Speaker 1: One one maybe was a little bit earlier asque than usual,
Speaker 1: and it felt like, okay, this is my third is
Speaker 1: of course they're going to have me. Oh Natasha la
Speaker 1: Jera of course also so someone who would.
Speaker 3: Like she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: She's one of the best gotcha ever ever. I watched
Speaker 1: so like I watched all of hers to get ready
Speaker 1: for the so I watched a lot of people's to
Speaker 1: get ready for this. That's what really got me in
Speaker 1: the really inspired. Yeah, but this one came about I
Speaker 1: got the call. I got the text when I was
Speaker 1: with my mom and my kitchen. You were oft of town, Chris,
Speaker 1: and because I remember when I told you we were
Speaker 1: when you got at the call, I.
Speaker 2: Was in my apartment. I think I was no.
Speaker 1: I think I was, Oh, I know what we were doing.
Speaker 1: I was. I think it was we were working on
Speaker 1: this special something. It was I was on something with you,
Speaker 1: and I was I think you were on a.
Speaker 3: Zoom with me.
Speaker 1: And I think I told you on the zoom.
Speaker 3: Maybe I just got asked. Yeah, it was maybe later
Speaker 3: in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: I saw you before I saw Chris because I wanted
Speaker 1: to tell Chris in person, But I think I might
Speaker 1: have told you. I forget how it happened, but I
Speaker 1: remember it was with my mom, and it was so
Speaker 1: in advanced that I got in advance compared to the
Speaker 1: other ones. It was before we even went to Australia.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I knew, I knew when when
Speaker 3: they when when you said you got I was like,
Speaker 3: this is Tom Brady. I mean it's I think it's
Speaker 3: the biggest star that's ever been well. I, yeah, I
Speaker 3: found out he was.
Speaker 1: I think it was announced he was doing a roast
Speaker 1: in maybe November or December, like it was like a
Speaker 1: while ago, and I instantly wrote and I was saying, like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do a roast again. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get called old. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: called ugly. I don't want to like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to do it again to myself because it just really
Speaker 1: killed me the last couple of times, not just about
Speaker 1: that stuff, but about just the work it took, and
Speaker 1: feeling so anxious and like crying the nights before and
Speaker 1: feeling like I was my life was falling apart, and
Speaker 1: just really too much anxiety, too much pressure. Couldn't didn't
Speaker 1: want to do it again, really saying that to myself
Speaker 1: when they didn't ask, so that I wouldn't feel bad,
Speaker 1: right right or so so. But then when it was announced,
Speaker 1: I instantly wrote Robbie at Netflix and I said I
Speaker 1: would like to or I wrote to my agent or
Speaker 1: manager and said I want to do this roast and
Speaker 1: he said, we're on it. We're already on it. And
Speaker 1: then I wrote personally to Robbie. I think Robbie wrote
Speaker 1: me about something else and I was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: want this roast of Tom Brady and he was like
Speaker 1: I think he said, I'm you know, we're we're in
Speaker 1: talks with Tom and I told him, I said, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I was just in a mood that day.
Speaker 1: You know, like how you can just like one day
Speaker 1: just have Marlon.
Speaker 2: Brando, what's that you can just like you're just unstoppable.
Speaker 1: I just like had the right amount of caffeine, sleep, sunshine,
Speaker 1: Vitamin D like whatever going on. Yep, spray tan was
Speaker 1: like just popping off that day. My car wasn't smelling weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was like the right breeze, the right exact time
Speaker 1: of moment. And I got that text on Robbie and
Speaker 1: I said, tell Tom Brady. He was because he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to talk to him about and
Speaker 1: he's choosing essentially, And I said, tell him that I'm
Speaker 1: the Tom Brady of roasting, and that a Tom Brady
Speaker 1: roast would not be a Tom Brady roast without the
Speaker 1: Tom Brady of roasting. Oh, he would love that, And
Speaker 1: I said I will because what I knew about him
Speaker 1: at that moment in that time was that he works
Speaker 1: hard and he's the greatest and and I honestly don't
Speaker 1: didn't believe this about myself. I think really like, I
Speaker 1: think there's other people that are better roasters than me
Speaker 1: in the history of roasting. But at the time I
Speaker 1: was thinking, I just got to get this.
Speaker 3: Well, the cool thing about you doing that is that
Speaker 3: the story of Tom meeting Richard Kraft, the owner of
Speaker 3: the Patriots, for the first time, the first time he
Speaker 3: ever met Richard Craft. He says, I'm the best decision
Speaker 3: this franchise has ever made.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 3: Yes, And so he would love something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like he would. And you're appealing to
Speaker 1: his like to him even last night after I after
Speaker 1: the roast, I ran into him in the hallway because
Speaker 1: I didn't meet him before the roast. I only literally
Speaker 1: interacted him when.
Speaker 2: I ran into him, and they immediately slid.
Speaker 3: You were dying to get that.
Speaker 1: But on the way like he was, he didn't go
Speaker 1: to the after party, and he was on his way
Speaker 1: out like he had his like he was packed up
Speaker 1: and ready to go walking out, And I walked by
Speaker 1: him and I was just like Tom, and I wasn't
Speaker 1: going to say anything because it was enough just to
Speaker 1: like hug him afterwards, and he said, great job, thank you.
Speaker 2: Funny film that I was right there when it happened to.
Speaker 1: Someone has footage of it on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Oh great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, you're talking about that moment I
Speaker 1: was talking about right after I hugged him on the day.
Speaker 1: That's why I was joking.
Speaker 3: It's funny because.
Speaker 1: No, my girls chat is popping off to day because
Speaker 1: Carlisle was the audience. She's like, why didn't I take
Speaker 1: more pictures? Why didn't I take more footage? I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's it's all documented. But it was very sweet.
Speaker 4: It was like that Luis k joke when he's like
Speaker 4: when you see the flashes of all the cameras and
Speaker 4: the Super Bowl and it's like, yeah, like your camera
Speaker 4: lights on your phone little is illuminating the stadium.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: So backstage, when I walked by him, I just said, uh,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, and he was like, you did
Speaker 1: a great job. You did a great job. He said
Speaker 1: good lie luck to you, which made me feel like
Speaker 1: we'll never meet again.
Speaker 3: And wow, maybe because the last your last statement was yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like essentially yeah, yeah, and it was good
Speaker 1: luck with trying to pursue that. But I said, and
Speaker 1: obviously I said, and you were amazing you, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3: The ship out of that.
Speaker 1: I like, I literally used it as a like. I
Speaker 1: was like, you just completely Tom Brady, that of course
Speaker 1: you did. And uh but I but that is what
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he did.
Speaker 3: He was great and I knew he would. As you
Speaker 3: were walking down the hallway, I overheard him being like,
Speaker 3: she was so funny to people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my right behind me were my parents when
Speaker 1: this interaction happened, and my mom had a couple too
Speaker 1: many and had the balls to go, I'm Nicky's mom
Speaker 1: and shook his hand. My dad, I'm Nicky's dad, and
Speaker 1: that that was unnecessary, but you know what, why not.
Speaker 1: He did give them a nice and said she did
Speaker 1: very well. Speaking of your mom, I mean, I can't
Speaker 1: believe my parents met Tom Brady.
Speaker 3: I mean, that is ridiculous. They don't. They don't deserve that.
Speaker 3: And you did such a great job that they were
Speaker 3: like bragging to him about you. They weren't in awe
Speaker 3: of him. They were like, that's.
Speaker 1: Mine totally, because they're not even they don't even understand
Speaker 1: stand what he is, you know, like they get it,
Speaker 1: but they don't really get it. So to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was hanging with your mom and dad at
Speaker 4: the after party for a little while. Dude, your mom
Speaker 4: was a little loose, but go ahead, she was just
Speaker 4: she was loose and spouting off exclusively about how proud
Speaker 4: she was of you. Yes, it was exclusively. I'm so
Speaker 4: proud of my daughter. Can you believe I'm her mom?
Speaker 4: Like it was just so wonderful, that's so cute. Everyone
Speaker 4: was saying how cute she was yet bailed out of a.
Speaker 3: What could have been a rough moment. I loved the
Speaker 3: Chappelle moment.
Speaker 2: What happened there.
Speaker 3: It was so funny. So, you know, obviously missus Glazer
Speaker 3: was having the time of her life, like bragging about
Speaker 3: Nikki to anybody she tried to cut her off, and
Speaker 3: like having fun and just like having this great time.
Speaker 1: I'm just like mom, Yeah, she know, she had a
Speaker 1: couple two She got a little overserved because she was
Speaker 1: nervous for me. And then when my mom gets overserved,
Speaker 1: she gets like she has no filter and has to
Speaker 1: comment on everything and kind of is one of those
Speaker 1: people that sometimes you can feel like, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm projecting because I used to be this kind of person,
Speaker 1: but I felt like you trap people in a conversation
Speaker 1: and they kind of are like okay, and not like
Speaker 1: I just was very concerned with who she was talking
Speaker 1: to and what she was saying to them, because she
Speaker 1: can sometimes be insulting because she so the things she
Speaker 1: like most of us. Like let's say i'm talking to
Speaker 1: you were on the roast, Chris, and I'm Nikki's mom.
Speaker 1: I would just say, A sober person would go, you
Speaker 1: were amazing last night, thinking in my head, my daughter
Speaker 1: did better than you, but I'm not going to say that,
Speaker 1: but you were. I'm going to focus on all the
Speaker 1: things you did well. But because my mom's drunk mind
Speaker 1: is saying, don't say that my daughter was better, and
Speaker 1: it's and I don't think that Nikki was that better.
Speaker 1: Everyone's saying Nikki's better than you. You were amazing too.
Speaker 1: She has to say the thing that share her said.
Speaker 1: Her mind is telling her not to say. And so
Speaker 1: there was a lot of that happening last night where
Speaker 1: it was just like I had to just tap her
Speaker 1: around different people of like, let's calm down with the
Speaker 1: and I heard this person say you were the best,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but there another person that's on the
Speaker 1: roast is right next to us, Like I was just
Speaker 1: so aware of that because if I were another person,
Speaker 1: I mean, other people aren't like me and they can
Speaker 1: handle not being the best and they're fine with it.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that, even though I'm often not the best,
Speaker 1: and it's that's why my life's so hard. I can't
Speaker 1: handle it. So last night we get back from the grid.
Speaker 4: I've almost been exclusively in that other person's position, where
Speaker 4: someone next to me is being told they're the best,
Speaker 4: and so I can relate to those guys.
Speaker 1: I can relate to them too, And that's why I don't.
Speaker 1: When I go to the bathroom after a show, I
Speaker 1: go no, no, no no, and I close my ears
Speaker 1: because I don't want to hear anyone complimenting anyone else,
Speaker 1: Like I protect myself from any kind of I mute
Speaker 1: people on Instagram that are killing it like I can't.
Speaker 1: I know it's pathetic. I can't really handle even though
Speaker 1: I know I'm not the best, even when I am
Speaker 1: the best, I can't admit I am, so I'm never
Speaker 1: winning in my life ever ever, So it's pathetic. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to admit it. And I know people are gonna
Speaker 1: judge me and say, like, that's really pathetic of her.
Speaker 1: I don't know why my mind is that way. I
Speaker 1: can't help, but don't get mad at me.
Speaker 3: Even that is like people are gonna say, I'm pathetic, but.
Speaker 1: They will then well, like why does she always have
Speaker 1: to be the best? Nikki always thinks like even when
Speaker 1: she is the best, it's not good enough, and then
Speaker 1: she wants to be the best, and she can't even
Speaker 1: celebrate other people. She has to mute other people because
Speaker 1: she's so desperate for attention, and lif like.
Speaker 3: Celebrate other people. You do great celebrating other people.
Speaker 1: I do, but it's really hard for it. It would
Speaker 1: have been really hard for me to be not considered
Speaker 1: the best last night and and but generally the other
Speaker 1: rows I've done there haven't been like these like you
Speaker 1: are the like there are one these there are moments
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 4: And what I said came true. What I said the
Speaker 4: night before outside the laugh Factory after your last set,
Speaker 4: And it wasn't the night before, yes, it was the
Speaker 4: night before, after the laugh Factor. I said this is
Speaker 4: going to solidify you as the best roaster that is alive,
Speaker 4: and there there will not It will not.
Speaker 3: Be peace nor McDonald and gregs are in the future.
Speaker 4: In the future, there cannot be a roast without Nicky Glazer.
Speaker 4: If your Nicky's not there, then it's not even a roast.
Speaker 1: That's so nice. That's what I really wanted, was just
Speaker 1: like I just want to invite to the next one,
Speaker 1: and I think I have one.
Speaker 2: If you're not there, it's not a roast.
Speaker 1: It's like how they can forget by the next time.
Speaker 1: You you don't understand, like tould, they can convince they
Speaker 1: can forget by the next time five years. It was
Speaker 1: five years since the last one and where I killed
Speaker 1: And it was not a it was not a non
Speaker 1: negotiable that.
Speaker 3: Would be You made a really good point earlier. This
Speaker 3: was this was live, so you used to do the
Speaker 3: roast and they would they would happen and everybody'd be
Speaker 3: like that was great.
Speaker 1: And it would be public. There was a lot people
Speaker 1: talking about it. The next day, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: publications about it, like rumors about what's it going to
Speaker 1: be like this?
Speaker 2: Who was there?
Speaker 3: And then and then they go into an edit and
Speaker 3: they make everybody look as good as possible, you know they.
Speaker 3: I know the guy who edits it. He's a brilliant
Speaker 3: man and he does things that make everybody look like
Speaker 3: they just crush. Yes, And this was really interesting because
Speaker 3: not only were the people who are you know, like
Speaker 3: the people who choose these things, were in the room
Speaker 3: and experience it live, the reaction was happening live as well.
Speaker 4: Another brilliant stroke by Netflix. Yeah, to make this live.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what.
Speaker 1: Who had the best joke about it? Jeff had said
Speaker 1: that it was God. I fucking love Jeff Ross's set.
Speaker 1: I really like I thought he he got back to
Speaker 1: the couch and I said, I think that's I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm I'm nicky. If you're listening to this in the
Speaker 1: future and you're preparing for roast, go watch Jeff Ross's
Speaker 1: roast set from the Tom Brady Roast. Don't forget that
Speaker 1: you said, watch that again, because that was fucking masterful.
Speaker 1: It was. There were so many and you there was
Speaker 1: so much show that happened after him that he's getting
Speaker 1: eclipsed and being talked. I have to say, but he
Speaker 1: he really had insane But he had this joke about
Speaker 1: saying it was like this is a Boston night. He
Speaker 1: was like something about it being like a night like
Speaker 1: this classic Boston. There, it's gonna be a marathon and
Speaker 1: someone's gonna bomb was.
Speaker 3: He also has a mastery of the space and the room.
Speaker 3: The way he's playing with all the people on stage
Speaker 3: in the entire room.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's so fun.
Speaker 4: He's I mean, tom Brady had that nine to eleven joke.
Speaker 4: I mean that was also shocking. Okay, how edgy tom
Speaker 4: Brady was. Just seeing Tom Brady say fuck you Jets
Speaker 4: then give the crowd the middle finger.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 1: There was some wild moments last night that I was
Speaker 1: even like, I can't believe people went there. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about it when we get back from break, and
Speaker 1: we're also going to talk about why we are so
Speaker 1: glad my mom went to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: At one point in the evening. When we get back
Speaker 3: and we're back, let's quickly, let's just close the loop.
Speaker 3: Let's close the loop on.
Speaker 1: Yes, So I met the party and my mom and
Speaker 1: Chappelle comes up. Chappelle's just there. I didn't even see that.
Speaker 4: He's at every single cool event that exists in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: He's always there.
Speaker 3: He's so cool. I mean, he's let's be honest, he's
Speaker 3: the key, is the goat.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's the Goat, and he's the king of Hollywood.
Speaker 4: He is the coolest person.
Speaker 1: Alive and he absolutely is and so kind. And I've
Speaker 1: you know, I've run into him over the years. In fact,
Speaker 1: I did. We you know, I remember every moment I've
Speaker 1: ever even crossed paths with him. But we had like
Speaker 1: he was really nice to me at this brunch at
Speaker 1: the Comedy Seller one day when he didn't need to
Speaker 1: be and was just listening to me and asking me
Speaker 1: follow up questions and just I just felt like, man,
Speaker 1: that was special. That's all I've ever needed from him.
Speaker 1: And then I did the Tonight Show on Zoom in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, Wow, And I was the second guest.
Speaker 1: He was the first guest, and he wasn't He didn't
Speaker 1: need to stay. When you get off of Zoom, Like
Speaker 1: when you're on a show, even when you're there in person,
Speaker 1: a lot of times, the first guest literally leaves. This
Speaker 1: isn't like the Graham Norton show. Everyone stays on the couch,
Speaker 1: and certainly when it's on zoom. He stayed on the
Speaker 1: zoom through for the for the second for the rest
Speaker 1: of the show and watched my set. That's amazing and
Speaker 1: told someone to tell me what a great job I did,
Speaker 1: and like, watched my interview. It's not like I did,
Speaker 1: it's comedy, said, he just watched my interview and so
Speaker 1: I've always loved him since then. And then last night,
Speaker 1: I oh, And then no, we were at Ted Sarandos's
Speaker 1: house at a brunch on Saturday, two days before the roast,
Speaker 1: just two days ago. Even though a week we're at
Speaker 1: Ted Sarandos's house with literally comedy, with all of comedy,
Speaker 1: every single person in comedy.
Speaker 3: It was extraordinary.
Speaker 1: You were supposed to go, Brian, because you were going
Speaker 1: to be Tim Dillanon's post one, but Tim Dillon had
Speaker 1: to go to New York last minute and so wasn't
Speaker 1: able to go. And and because Tim Dillon pulled out
Speaker 1: of the event and Brian had been already approved to
Speaker 1: be a plus one, Brian got an email from who.
Speaker 4: From an assistant of somebody that said you are no
Speaker 4: longer attending period of.
Speaker 1: Email, and Chris and I were dissecting that, being like,
Speaker 1: why would they meet.
Speaker 3: Why why is all the wood?
Speaker 1: So I mean, but we get it because there are
Speaker 1: people that would still go in this business and would
Speaker 1: like try to find a way in. But I was
Speaker 1: a plus one and like sneak in somehow. Of course
Speaker 1: you're not take their risks, so we would have loved it.
Speaker 1: But we go to this event and every literally everyone
Speaker 1: in comedy is there. We take a group picture at
Speaker 1: one point with like a hundred comedians and we're all
Speaker 1: lined up in ten Surranders is like you know indoor
Speaker 1: pool area, like you know, like when all the buildings
Speaker 1: like a.
Speaker 2: Courtyard, classic courtyard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we all lined up and they have risers
Speaker 1: for us like high school. And I made the joke
Speaker 1: to my section of people, like because there were some
Speaker 1: people that are being really loud in the front and
Speaker 1: like we need the attention, and they were like laying
Speaker 1: across everyone and joking. And then there were people and
Speaker 1: then there were people like me and others that were
Speaker 1: just like on the side kind of like I don't
Speaker 1: I don't need to billy be in this and I'll
Speaker 1: just have like the side of my head. I don't
Speaker 1: even know. They'll be fine if they can see a
Speaker 1: little tuft of hair. I don't care. And I've said,
Speaker 1: if you just snapped your fingers and put us all
Speaker 1: in high school, we would be in the exact same spots,
Speaker 1: all of us, because it's like we they felt so
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, and then Mosha, I guess in his section.
Speaker 1: I heard about it later from other peoples. Botha cash
Speaker 1: or made the joke that if they mowed us all down,
Speaker 1: they were like. He was like, maybe they brought us
Speaker 1: here to just murder us all and they're just gonna
Speaker 1: do a reset on comedy. They need to just like press,
Speaker 1: you know, press them when the computer's not working anymore.
Speaker 3: Just shut it.
Speaker 1: I'll hold it down, cause a harsh restart. So then
Speaker 1: when I was walking away from that, we've took the
Speaker 1: photos and we were walking out, then Chappelle came up
Speaker 1: to me and was like the brunch, Yes, I watched
Speaker 1: what you do. I've watched you the year's big fan
Speaker 1: of what you do. Things like that. I mean I
Speaker 1: really blacked it out because I couldn't function with him talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I was getting ready to talk to Bo Burnham.
Speaker 1: I was getting ready to like I love you, you know,
Speaker 1: like because there was a little bit of like, but
Speaker 1: I felt like Bo was like giving me an inn
Speaker 1: because we've never met before, but obviously we're aware of
Speaker 1: each other. We should know each other, and I'm obviously
Speaker 1: huge Bo Burnham fan. So I was about to go like, hey, Bo,
Speaker 1: and then Chappelle was like, all of a sudden, he
Speaker 1: was just there. I didn't even know he was at
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 3: Yet that gives everybody an idea of what this party was, Like,
Speaker 3: NICKI was going to talk to Bo and.
Speaker 1: Chappelle was right there, yes, and then yeah, and I
Speaker 1: was like John Stewart, hold my purse, and so it
Speaker 1: was just everyone was there. But Chappelle stopped and said
Speaker 1: some stuff, and I just was like, I just said
Speaker 1: that means more to me than anything that's ever meant
Speaker 1: things to me. Like I just said some but I
Speaker 1: was just like, think you just like a.
Speaker 2: Bow Taylor Swift lyrics.
Speaker 1: I mean I was I'm trying to think of what
Speaker 1: would be the perfect one. I love her. I sang
Speaker 1: lover to him, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll go where you go, Ohio.
Speaker 1: And then last night I had that moment and he
Speaker 1: came up to me again at the party last night
Speaker 1: and said I'd said it to you yesterday. I want
Speaker 1: to say it again. Great job tonight. I watch every
Speaker 1: I watch what you do. I've been watching you, and
Speaker 1: I go, I love you. Can I come to Ohio?
Speaker 1: Can I come to your farm sometime? I've been watching
Speaker 1: it from Afar? I want to go.
Speaker 3: You know. I was like, I feel I go.
Speaker 1: I know you don't need any more friends, but I
Speaker 1: feel like i'd be a good we'd be good friends.
Speaker 1: And he was like, I would love it. I would
Speaker 1: love it. And then he's like, you know, he's very
Speaker 1: emphatic about it. He's like, yes, why haven't you been there?
Speaker 1: Why you want to go?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: And then he said I'll have my people reach out
Speaker 1: to you. He'll make it happen. And then I just
Speaker 1: wanted to collapse. I was just the happiest I could
Speaker 1: ever be. That's the picture I posted. Was at the party.
Speaker 1: And then we went after the party to my green room.
Speaker 3: The female green.
Speaker 1: Yes it was it said female on the door because
Speaker 1: it was you know, it just said females, just female.
Speaker 3: I think they stole a sign.
Speaker 1: From a bathroom.
Speaker 2: It is unreal.
Speaker 1: It's just a female. Everyone else had their names on doors, yeah,
Speaker 1: but ours just said female it was me and Sam Jay.
Speaker 3: But it's so weird, it's insane.
Speaker 1: It was I don't I don't know. It was like
Speaker 1: chat GBT made the signs or so like I don't
Speaker 1: know how that.
Speaker 2: Got Yeah, okay, male, Yeah, respect there.
Speaker 1: Weren't And it wasn't like there were tampons in the rooms.
Speaker 1: There was nothing about the room that was like.
Speaker 4: This is you and Sam Jay well in the in
Speaker 4: their defense, just to try to figure this out, maybe
Speaker 4: they were like, we need to show a little bit
Speaker 4: more deference to this room because there's females in here
Speaker 4: who might be changing.
Speaker 3: It wasn't anymore. No, I think it was more about
Speaker 3: like anonymity so people wouldn't bother and.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh there was like Gronk on the other
Speaker 1: things it said Gronkowski and Edelman and Moss.
Speaker 3: But then some people's doors had initials.
Speaker 2: Let's tell you could figure that out.
Speaker 4: I guess people could figure out the female too, Yeah
Speaker 4: there's a female.
Speaker 3: That bit of anonymity. Yeah, okay, maybe we're in the
Speaker 3: female room.
Speaker 1: We're in the female room, and we're just hanging out afterwards,
Speaker 1: like kind of chilling before we went left the whole
Speaker 1: premises because the after party was inside the Forum. We
Speaker 1: went back to my groom room to collect myself to
Speaker 1: go home.
Speaker 3: The Forum Club, which by the way, was it's like
Speaker 3: a famous place at the Forum where like the Lakers
Speaker 3: used to party after games. Yeah, like Playboy bunnies, you all,
Speaker 3: these are such a cool party, too cool.
Speaker 1: It was good music and good food, good food and
Speaker 1: cookies with Tom's face on him.
Speaker 2: I like took so many of those cookies.
Speaker 3: I took so many too, dope.
Speaker 1: I took a bunch of kid and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: my mom's gonna love these cookies to like have to
Speaker 1: bring back home and we'll, you know, she'll save them
Speaker 1: and stuff. And so I gathered a bunch and then
Speaker 1: I went to she's, you know, kind of half in
Speaker 1: the bag, and so I went in her bag to
Speaker 1: she's talking to me being like, Nikki, I love you, you know.
Speaker 1: I opened her bag to put her cookies in and
Speaker 1: there's like six cookies already, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this bitch't beat me to it.
Speaker 3: She's honest, cookies for three hours?
Speaker 1: My mom, will my mom going, are these free? You
Speaker 1: could just take these?
Speaker 3: Nikki?
Speaker 1: Look what I got? Okay, she showed me those cookies.
Speaker 1: So many times I go, I know you have them.
Speaker 1: I already yes. But so we're hanging out in that room.
Speaker 1: Bert Kryscher comes by with his wife, Tom Sugura pops in.
Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of like making their way out. Gronkowski you know,
Speaker 1: was walking, you know, we were all and your mom's
Speaker 1: jawn back and forth with all that. Oh she's and
Speaker 1: I'm having to kind of put my hand on her
Speaker 1: and go, mom, no more like she kind of knows.
Speaker 1: Like she kind of starts telling a story, and I
Speaker 1: just go, we're good. We're going on that, and she's hilarious.
Speaker 1: And I felt bad doing that, but she was she
Speaker 1: kind of knows. I just kept reminding her, like, you're
Speaker 1: my guest, Like I if I'm gonna have another drink,
Speaker 1: I want another drink. I think I flew you here.
Speaker 1: I think I'm paying for everything. And I never liked
Speaker 1: to wave that I'm paying flag, but I certainly did
Speaker 1: last night when it was about the drinking.
Speaker 2: And but so.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know, every time someone comes in,
Speaker 1: I'm just like please, like just like, don't engage my mom,
Speaker 1: Like it's just going to go on longer than you want.
Speaker 1: And it's not her best, showing like she's just one
Speaker 1: drink over the limit where someone's like fun and my
Speaker 1: mom is the I just want to caveat this. She's
Speaker 1: the greatest person. I am, the reason I am because
Speaker 1: of my mom and I love her so much. But
Speaker 1: then my mom goes final thought. My mom goes to
Speaker 1: the bathroom at one point, into the female bathroom, and
Speaker 1: we kind of forget she's in there even And then
Speaker 1: at that moment, Chris decides to take off his shirt
Speaker 1: because he's changing back from into his T shirt from
Speaker 1: his button up shirt, and the doors kind of open
Speaker 1: a jar, and all I hear is is this guy
Speaker 1: trying to steal Bert Kreischer's act. It's Dave Chappelle walks in,
Speaker 1: sees Chris comes into the room, says hello again to me, yep,
Speaker 1: talking to all of us, my dad that's talking about
Speaker 1: Ohio with him, He is, what else were they talking?
Speaker 3: I mean, I was just like, I couldn't have a
Speaker 3: stupid great He was just amazing. The best compliment you
Speaker 3: can give somebody, I think, is to say that person
Speaker 3: seems happy, and Dave seems happy. He was just so
Speaker 3: jovial and kind to you. So happy, so cool, and then.
Speaker 1: He left and wasn't like I'm Dave Schappelle. Like he's
Speaker 1: obviously aware of what he is and what he means
Speaker 1: to people, because as I was saying, like I love
Speaker 1: you so much, and you know, there's like a graciousness,
Speaker 1: like he's just a he just reminds me of like
Speaker 1: a Gandhi type figure, like a religious figure. Is how
Speaker 1: I feel when he talks as well. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like there's gospel and.
Speaker 2: His comedy has evolved to preaching in a way.
Speaker 1: And just the way he holds himself like he's a tall,
Speaker 1: like formative figure of a man. But the way he
Speaker 1: just he's he's he just he.
Speaker 3: He just seems like the Dali Lama of comedy.
Speaker 4: I mean, he really is like the a representative diplomat
Speaker 4: of comedy. Is he is the representative embodied of comedy.
Speaker 4: He is I can't think of the word.
Speaker 1: There's so much kindness exuding from him. It's like I
Speaker 1: just feel like there's so many people in this business
Speaker 1: that just get rotten and become and and act like
Speaker 1: they're like really nice people or just aren't who they are,
Speaker 1: And I just think he is who he is and
Speaker 1: then he leaves and he stays for probably three minutes,
Speaker 1: four minutes.
Speaker 3: A decent amount of time, A big amount of time, yeah,
Speaker 3: a substantial enough amount of time that when at one.
Speaker 1: Point while he's there, I go, where did my mom go?
Speaker 1: Like I can feel that she's not here because this
Speaker 1: is all going so well and so, but there's a
Speaker 1: moment where I go, where is my I don't even
Speaker 1: know that she's gone in the bathroom. I didn't know
Speaker 1: she went in there. And then Dashabelle walks out, says
Speaker 1: good night, we al say good night, and the second
Speaker 1: he walks out, my mom goes while that bathroom's amazing, Nick,
Speaker 1: did you see it in there?
Speaker 3: And soap in there?
Speaker 1: Did you see those napkins on take? And we just
Speaker 1: are We all look at each other like we just
Speaker 1: died such a bullet. I was just like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And my mom's just kind of like what And I'm like,
Speaker 1: we'll tell you later, Like I don't even want it,
Speaker 1: because I knew she would be like where is he?
Speaker 1: She would probably like run back down the hallway, So
Speaker 1: we didn't even tell her till we were in the
Speaker 1: car and she goes when was Stave Chappelle there freaking out.
Speaker 1: My dad goes, I told you he was right there,
Speaker 1: and I go, no, we didn't, dad, We all missed
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3: She was, so when did he?
Speaker 1: And I go, you were in the bathroom, and I go,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you were doing in there, because
Speaker 1: she was in there for a while. But she was like,
Speaker 1: I did not go number two in that bathroom. I
Speaker 1: don't know, And I go, I don't know what you
Speaker 1: were doing then, but I love that your pants were
Speaker 1: complicated or whatever the fuck was happening. So yeah, in
Speaker 1: two you know, tomorrow's podcast, which we were recording in
Speaker 1: two days, but we recorded this one on Monday, just
Speaker 1: so you could know. Listener, we will get into more
Speaker 1: joke specific stuff and just more things of the night.
Speaker 3: But I mean, boy was fine. There's so many funny
Speaker 3: things to talk about.
Speaker 1: I've changed today. I woke up a different human being
Speaker 1: point one point one. Let's just check it, see if
Speaker 1: anything nobody can believe it. I'm still at one point one,
Speaker 1: hasn't dropped. Let's see if anyone interesting new has DMed me.
Speaker 1: Let's see, Uh, Aaron Foster, I don't know, she's someone
Speaker 1: who's Uh, I've always wanted to think I was cool.
Speaker 3: You know what, Let's get Jack Robbins on board here.
Speaker 3: Who's Jack Robins, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon's son. He's
Speaker 3: done some funny videos that I've liked recently. Okay, right,
Speaker 3: I want Jack Robbins.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, this controversial figure Dave Portnoy on Twitter. Yes,
Speaker 4: that you were the number one, number one set of
Speaker 4: the night.
Speaker 3: He's the barstool barstool sports guy.
Speaker 1: That's I will say. The funniest thing that God said
Speaker 1: to me a lot night Andrew Schultz, who had an
Speaker 1: amazing set and who.
Speaker 2: Like incredibly gracious.
Speaker 1: Yeah really and through me of a compliment in the
Speaker 1: middle of his set. Thank you so much, Andrew, and
Speaker 1: and and I talked to him afterwards, and we both
Speaker 1: talked about how, you know, we both worked really hard
Speaker 1: on this, and I could tell he worked hard as well.
Speaker 1: He had some fucking amazing.
Speaker 3: Jokes, and he just if.
Speaker 1: He would have had my spot, we might be having
Speaker 1: a different conversation today like it was he went later
Speaker 1: on in the show, which is a much harder spot
Speaker 1: to be in.
Speaker 3: And I will always give him that audiences can't handle
Speaker 3: over two and a half and he was. He was
Speaker 3: on after the two hour mark. Yeah, he was after
Speaker 3: the two hour mark. Yeah, and yeah he was. But yeah,
Speaker 3: he was great. I was trying to find him after
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: He was awesome. But he said to me he believes
Speaker 1: what did he say? Hold on, I have to get
Speaker 1: it right. He believes, he said. The fact that anyone know,
Speaker 1: he said, the fact that anyone is saying that we
Speaker 1: both had the sets of the night makes me believe
Speaker 1: in sexism because you clearly did and they're not giving
Speaker 1: you the credit that you deserve.
Speaker 3: And that really made me laugh.
Speaker 1: He was like, like, for a guy who's like kind
Speaker 1: of known for like having a podcast that is maybe
Speaker 1: geared towards men who are not as uh, you know,
Speaker 1: comfortable admitting that there's you know, inherent sexism in the world,
Speaker 1: but for him to say finally I'm on board, which
Speaker 1: he was obviously joking, He's like bored because like I am,
Speaker 1: I know there's sexism, now for the idea that anyone
Speaker 1: thinks we are equal and waiting for me to have So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard a lot about it, but I haven't
Speaker 3: seen it. I'll talk to you Andrew about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I just I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: I got to go to another podcast. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do Tiger Belly.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I gotta bring it.
Speaker 1: I love it so much. I'm just going to giggle
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah, it was so much fun. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you Brian, thank you Chris, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for everything leading up to this. Of course,
Speaker 1: could not literally could not have done it without perfectual.
Speaker 3: More roast chat on the next podcast, right, because there's
Speaker 3: so much funny stuff that we stuff to cover. Yes,
Speaker 3: there's so much, and I hope I remember to get
Speaker 3: to it. Thank you guys for listening.
Speaker 1: What I don't know, what's happening. I do. We're ending
Speaker 1: the show. Thank you guys for listening. Dobika and I'll
Speaker 1: see you next time.
Speaker 4: Bye,