WEBVTT - #436 The Roast of Tom Brady, Chris Is BACK In Studio, Meeting Your Comedy Heroes, Drunk Mom 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:10.920 The Nicky Glaiser podcastser Hello here, I am welcome to 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:13.600 the show. It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast. We are in 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.720 a special studio in Los Angeles, California, which is where 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:19.600 I am because I did the roast of Tom Brady 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:24.279 last night. And I'm joined by obviously Brian Frangie. What's up, Brian? Yo? 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:24.919 What's up? 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:29.040 Noah gave birth already and so yes, but I'm not 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:32.920 gonna say any detailed Why did I not send you 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:33.960 any pictures or anything? 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:35.040 I had no pictures. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.080 Oh, Noah's given birth. She's been a mom for a week. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.480 Wow, congratulations Noah. 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:42.200 I guess I could say that. Noah, is that okay? 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.840 I guess you were hearing this and you can't stop 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:46.600 it if it's not okay because it's already out. 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:47.959 Why can't you give details? 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.640 Because I feel like that's like up to the mom 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.600 to give like name and age, sex, location. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.400 What's the date of birth? 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.320 I really don't know. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:00.600 I think it was a week. It was a week 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:04.040 and a day ago or something. So and joined with us. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:06.920 Also is my boyfriend. By popular demand back on the show. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:08.800 People have been wondering when are you coming back. I'm 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:13.080 back the answer is now, Chris Gonvi everyone, Yeah. 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:13.119 You won the pole. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:17.720 Yeah, how are you guys? What's going on? 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:18.720 What's going on? 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:20.080 What's going on with us? 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:24.440 What a dumb question? I mean last night. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.319 Can you imagine if I was just like guys, well, 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.320 I guess some people do do that as the host 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.600 and say I'm I'm the talk of the town. 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:33.360 You're the talk. 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:34.520 Let's start with me. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.240 You're the bell of the ball, toast of America, the 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.480 toast of America. And last night's single handedly saved comedy 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:44.600 is pretty much the Seriously, that's pretty much the general 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.600 consensus of the Internet is that last night saved comedy 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:49.920 because we've you know, we've had a lot of uh, 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:54.600 lackluster comedy over the last five years. This wasn't lacking fun, 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.360 I think, and last night was so fun. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:01.600 For the roast of Tom Brady, Yeah feeling Yeah, I'm tired. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:02.880 I'm not gonna lie. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.040 Because you did the roast. Nikki did the roast last 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.520 night at five, right, and then it was a three 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.880 hour show ended at eight, Yes, and then Nikki had 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:14.560 to be back up for hair and makeup at three thirty. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.600 I woke up and I took a shower for ten minutes, 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:18.919 and then I was get having people put. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.320 Actually like the longest showery. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.880 So she went on the so on the biggest television 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.720 show of the year, probably in the last decade really, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.760 and then she went on Howard Stern the best. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.280 Yeah, I was like on the was the season finale 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:38.200 of mash and then the The War of the World's broadcast. Yes, 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.200 those are essentially what those two were within within five 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.480 hours of each other. And you know it did end 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.000 at eight o'clock. Yeah, but then we went to an 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.720 after party, so we really got out at about ten thirty. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:57.200 Home by eleven uh in bed by midnight, a sleep 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:01.640 by one thirty, awake by thirty two hours of sleep. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.880 But you know, I'm going on adrenaline. I'm not like 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.359 actively tired. I feel like, do you ever like stay 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.040 up all night, like or you get one hour seat 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:12.600 or something. And the sun's so much brighter, yeah than 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:13.720 it would be if it. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.520 Was just normal pupils are dilated a metaphor. 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.840 Yeah, well that might be. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.799 Actually the sun is brighter and there's less clouds in 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:21.440 the sky. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.160 And people want self these with me. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.800 I have one point one million followers, right see I 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.600 told you I got that point one. Bitches waiting for 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:29.040 that one. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.919 Brian thought last night he was going to get one million. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.000 No, that's not what I meant, that's what That's not 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:36.839 what I said too. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.920 I just I said, just remember these two letters and 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:43.800 numbers two M. And I didn't mean that you're gonna 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.520 get one million followers within twenty minutes of the roast ending. 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:49.520 But I do think that this is going to. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.040 Start monitor throughout the show. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.880 It's going to start your propulsion towards two am. Why 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:54.960 would you not have two am? 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.320 Yeah, well that's a good question. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.720 I thought was on the roast had to have more 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.600 than two Yeah. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.400 Well it is a steady at one point. I mean, 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:04.880 I've been at this is not something I pay attention to. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.040 But when you are at a million followers, it's like 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.839 a big deal. When you make that leap from nine 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.680 to nine eight to nine nine nine, and then you 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.360 kind of look at it and you're like, I really 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.400 don't play attention to likes and numbers and look stuff 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.800 like that. I don't, And I know I brag about 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:19.320 that's the all the time. But I am bragging about 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.200 because it's very hard not to pay attention to that stuff. 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.120 So I am brag a imagine it goes down to 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:24.640 nine nine nine disaster. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.040 It did like when you go over to one, it 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.000 like goes back and forth a little bit because you're 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.960 dropp you're losing, especially because I like bragged, not bragged 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:33.680 about it, but I was just like one million or 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.520 whatever or other people noticed. Yeah, and so then people 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.760 deliberately unfollowed to get you down below to fuck with you. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.440 They pull up Benedict, Yeah, what was that everyone? Benedict? 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:48.159 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wait why because who cares about 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:48.560 any of this. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:53.920 Because this is interesting? No, no, no, So when you're 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:58.159 at a million followers, you see it. And then so 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.160 I thought, okay, once you read a million, it's it's 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:04.520 like the point one's down the barrel, it's coming. I was, 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.440 I've been at a million for over a year. That's 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.839 a weird place to just It's not like I've been 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.560 craving that point one, but for some reason, it's You're like, 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:14.200 in the past couple of weeks, I've been like, what's 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:14.599 this point? 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.039 When's this point? 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:19.599 You were like the Nelson Mandela of Instagram just waiting, yeah, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:21.120 of one. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:23.599 Million, Yeah, the Mandela fact, did he did he die? 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:24.679 Actually? 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:28.400 Yeah, oh yeah, one Mandela, I am you're going to 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:30.720 be to Mandela with the God. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.440 You're going to add Winn Mandela my God to. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.520 Double my followers. That would be amazing. But yeah, so 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:41.760 what point up? Point one? Last night from the Roast, 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:45.680 which so many people watched. Yes, they don't release their numbers, 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:46.800 but I've never done anything. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:48.359 They're going to release them. They're going to be so 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.360 proud of this. They're going to release them. I guarantee. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:50.800 They said. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.280 They said it was a bigger audience than even the 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.080 Chris Rock thing, and the Chris Rock thing is what 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.040 propelled them to be like, we're in on live. This 0:05:57.160 --> 0:06:00.000 live thing is important. Yeah, so that was the inspire 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:01.600 for this. It was the biggest show. I mean, I 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.320 think it's one of the biggest shows of the decade. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.000 Everyone I know watched it. I looked at my phone 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.799 after I got done with the Roast, and I probably 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.240 waited a half hour before I looked at my phone 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.280 because the camera's on you. I didn't want it to 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:15.760 cut to me and then have it at me looking 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.600 at my phone. But at that point it was like 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.080 they were doing something in the audience, and I was like, 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.360 let me just look at it to see in my 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:24.040 text messages were eighty one, which I and I'm not 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:25.359 someone who just like piles them up. 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.040 It's like that's eighty one freshies. 0:06:27.360 --> 0:06:28.240 Yeah, freshies. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.600 And this is the tip of the iceberg because apparently 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:33.919 only ten percent of the audience watches live. Now this 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:36.480 show is probably more than that, right, which means there's 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.800 a ton more people that are about to watch the 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:40.520 total number. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.640 Only ten percent of that number watch live, and then 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.080 the ninety percent watch later. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:44.799 Wow. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:47.479 And the Internet's going crazy right now. You are the 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:52.080 consensus number one pick of the draft of the roast. 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:55.479 Everyone's saying you were the best, You're the goat, and 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:00.560 you went trending number one worldwide on Twitter. You're going 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.280 viral on TikTok. Your entire set is on TikTok right 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:04.120 now going viral. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:07.960 Can I ask, like, I'm not trying to be like 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:12.080 like I'm not why why is that happening? I mean, 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.880 I understand I had like amazing jokes. It was so 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:22.920 yeah Jesus Christ, right table, what do you factor that 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.440 made it? 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:23.560 Like? 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:28.800 Because I've never done anything where it's like this emphatically like, 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.160 oh my god. I you know, I listened to clips 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:33.840 again today on Stern where I did it, and I 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.080 was like, oh, I see a lot of flaws here. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.960 Of course, well you you got you have a like 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.880 this thing where you see flaws first, your flaws first 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:44.800 kind of gas. Yes, but can Brian and I set 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.280 the table just a little bit. Yeah, So you know, 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.960 Jeff went up and it was Kevin and Jeff and 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.960 they were both great. Jeff got a standing ovation just 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:56.800 for just for getting announced, right, so people, oh, yeah, 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.320 Jeff's great. And then you know, he finished and he 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.360 was amazing, and the drew Bledsoe went up and he 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.720 was amazing, and then Nikki went up. Didn't get a 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.000 standing ovation when you walked up, but you were the 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:09.920 only person that got a full room standing ovation when 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.760 you were finished the whole show. And I was waiting 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:13.800 the whole time, I was like, is anybody else going 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.600 to get this? Nobody else got it but you. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:16.000 It was. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.160 It was extraordinary. It was electric in the building. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:21.280 Oh my god, it was incredible watching it was incredible. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.280 I felt like I was on coke. I wanted to 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:26.120 go fight someone. After I was I was running, I was. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:27.640 Like Brian and I were sitting next to each other 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.720 and I was I felt like in his leg and. 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.800 It felt like it felt like two things. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.560 One, it felt like I was on like a sports 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.160 team and I was like on the sidelines watching someone 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.360 like hit the game winning three and we just won. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:41.720 It felt like we won. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.640 Yeah, And it felt like we were like we were 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.240 like on the team, but we were like on the bench. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:49.160 I was holding the clipboard and I was just like. 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:51.600 We felt like we were on the team and our 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.400 team just won the Super Bowl and you were the MVP. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:55.360 Yeah, that's right. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:55.920 WHOA. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.439 And then the second thing it felt like, which is 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.840 even more apropos is that that picture he posted on 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:04.320 the key pod uh Instagram. That felt like, for the 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.480 first time of my life, I felt like Jared McGuire 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.520 at the end of jeremcguire. You know when Jerre McGuire 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.240 hugs Cuba Gooding Junior after he gets catches that touchdown 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:13.480 and then gets knocked unconscious and you're like, oh my god, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.960 and everything was on the line, and this that that 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.520 was I can't I've never. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.439 Me show me the money. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.760 Well, that's top Well, that's yes. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.880 From that for speed yeah, yeah. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:29.720 Yes, yes, uh yeah yeah. These are all great phrases 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.480 from the movie. But no, it felt like that I 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:33.120 was human. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.760 Head weighs eight pounds. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:40.480 Yeah, that's you had. Wow. Yeah that's another one. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.280 You're right, there was so many catchphrases. That was one 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:44.520 of my favorite movies ever. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.199 Yeah, talk about that. 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:52.120 I am overwhelmed. I am overwhelmed right now, help you well, 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.400 there are so many good moments from that movie. 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:55.480 Who's coming with Me? 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:58.400 Was shaking the bag and that I still worry about 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:02.600 that fish to this day. Uh huh, I'm overwhelmed. Like 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.520 I like, let me just say, like from I've never 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:08.560 been on I've had a lot of big moments in 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:10.959 my life where I felt like the center of attention 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.600 and like wow, I did like I'm this is all 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:18.040 about me, you know, taping specials and and other roasts 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.840 where I've had like really good showings. But I've never 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:25.400 felt like Taylor Swift until last night, like I really 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.280 felt in this morning too, Like it's just like I 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:32.480 feel like she must feel after some and it's it's 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.680 not even after she releases an album. It's like after 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:39.600 she Emmy's announces, like like wins a thing. Or or 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.400 even like comes out as dating someone like I feel 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:46.040 und just like I feel like I I'm just like 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:48.920 I don't well, I don't want all this. I didn't 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:51.000 ask for that, Like, I don't know that I wanted this. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.640 Well, here's the good news. It's not gonna last. That 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.560 everyone's talking about you right now. You're the talk of 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:56.880 the town. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:01.640 That's why I'm so down, because I don't I know no, 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.200 because this is I can't do it, dude. I was 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:05.880 just talking to my parents about this because we're having 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.560 issues with my niece and nephew about how they can't 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:11.520 handle birthdays because we have to buy all the kids 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.880 presents on their birthdays and they become so obsessed with 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.640 the presence that there's nothing before, like the presence need 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:20.400 to be open right away, and if they're not open 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.400 that we can't talk about anything else because they want 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.920 this dopamine of this present. And when I was a kid, 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:28.079 I used to not want to open presents ever because 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:31.200 I knew the crash that happens after you open a present, 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:35.320 and that I like the build, I like edging, I 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.880 like the goon and and to me, this is like 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.559 I was gooning being able to be like I'm doing 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:42.240 the roast. I mean, I didn't even goon that much 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.680 because I wasn't like bragging about it or posting about it. Really, 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.280 I talked about it a little bit when I could. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.640 But now that it's I know that this is the 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.560 this is the biggest moment anyone could ever ask for 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.720 in their career, Like it doesn't get big. It literally 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.560 won't ever be this big for me. That even if 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:59.760 I host senl was telling Chris this, like even like 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.160 my dreams come true, I host ess. Now it's not 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:05.120 like no one is. And I don't even like that 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.400 it's competitive like this or someone saying like you want 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.400 it you had the best one, because I honestly think 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:12.560 it's there were it was many factors contributing to me 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.520 being the best that if someone else had been in 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.440 my slot, that was a very perfect time opportunity to 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:18.200 do it, and all. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.840 These other things. You had a great slot. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.040 I do, and I did, and I will always and 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:26.240 you've said it before, never again, say it every night, 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.120 But I do feel that I'm scared when I'm not 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.880 scared when it goes away, but it'll be fine when 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.640 it goes away because I'm not letting it in too much, 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.960 but it is really I don't think so much because 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:40.199 I would be never for us. 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:43.720 You very rarely celebrate your wins. She's a flaws first gal. 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:46.880 Wait, Anya Graham, what number three? Three? 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:51.240 Yes, it means I'm always striving for achievement and I 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:54.120 can't well. I had so much help on this roast. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.840 I feel like like everyone does that does a roast 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.880 that you you know, work with other people and you 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:03.320 pour over it. I mean Chris and Brian and a 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.600 slew of other people were coming out with me to 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:08.599 every show and we were doing notes afterwards, and it 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:12.240 felt like a collaborative thing. So it feels really nice, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:17.000 but it's like I just feel like it's and it's 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.000 a lot of pressure too, because it's I know, even 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.560 what it's like to be someone who's nosed for roasting, 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.040 not on even this level, but before this was known 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.560 for roasting, and what people expect of you when you 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.439 go do things and like, all right, come come out 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.800 with us, give us the jokes, roast us, and it's 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.560 like I can't perform at that level, Like people don't 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.000 understand that took weeks to come up with that, Like 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.920 even my friend who knows very much about the industry, 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:44.240 was like, this just comes so naturally to you. Yeah, 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:45.920 he was like, it feels like you could just do 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.000 this in your sleep, and I'm like, no, I do 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.760 this without sleep. It took weeks of no sleep to 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.400 do this, not in my sleep at all. This was 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:55.439 an extreme effort. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.240 But that's like, I feel like that's even more of 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.520 a reason to celebrate because you work so hard for 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.839 this that you do deserve it. It's not like it 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.760 was an accident. It was not like something that just 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.520 happened by chance that you got lucky. Like you put 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.000 in you knew what you had to do because you've 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.920 done the rose before. Yeah, you put in the work 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.680 and you smash it. What you did, what you did 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:18.160 and what Tony did were like, oh, this is the 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.800 pinnacle of what this art form is, right, you know, 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:25.200 like you reached that pinnacle and it was I mean 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:28.480 it was magnificent to watch. It was as magnificent to 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.360 watch as like a beautiful play in football or like 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:33.640 an alley loup, Like it's one of these things that's 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.280 just like there was magic in that last night. Thank you, 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:37.240 and a lot of people were. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.360 There you're going to say it was like it was 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:42.200 like watching a beautiful play, like like The Nutcracker or like. 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:45.360 No, there's a lot of grace in those Yeah. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.479 I was like, oh my god, it was like theatrical 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.920 like it was like a Broadway show performance. No, that 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.560 means so much to me. I mean obviously like being 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:57.400 in the in a realm of being on stage with 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:00.520 other athletes, like it felt like an athletic endeavor. It 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:03.480 felt like a just because of the competitive nature of 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.880 it as well, felt felt like yeah winning. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:10.080 It's one of those rare instances where comedy is competitive. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.840 It's like, uh, if you're on Last Comic Standing, which 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.440 you also did, Yes, roasts are always you're always going 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.120 to be compared to the other people, Whereas if it 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.120 was just like a comedy showcase. Yeah, there's like people 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.120 in their heads make like, oh that was my favorite, 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.120 but it's not like that was the winner. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.040 And in a roast, even if you're not a. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:30.440 Roast battle, even just a roast, people are saying, there's 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.800 on Twitter, it's just rankings, yes, and Nicky's. 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:34.200 Always on top. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:35.520 Well, that's really nice. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.640 Ninety nine point nine percent of the time, that's nice. 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.240 Sometimes it wople, say Bill Belicher. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.760 But I got to say that even that point, I'm 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.160 I'm I'm I didn't realize. I mean, I know that 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.840 I'm highly competitive, There's no question about like it just 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.280 based on what I've heard from other people telling me 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:53.520 when we play games or when we just that I'm competitive, 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.080 I don't. It's it's a quality about myself I didn't 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:59.880 know I had, but I absolutely am because of the 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.760 nature like I could not have. I would not be 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:07.120 okay with being not like if someone else was being 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.200 talked about the way I'm talking being talked about. That's 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:10.920 why I was just like, I don't want to talk 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.200 about me being the best because I am thinking about 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.320 everyone else on the thing, and I'm like, I would 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.320 not be able to handle not being considered being the 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.120 best or being in that conversation. And I think it's 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.760 I don't really even believe when people are saying it 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:26.800 to me, But I am like haunted by if I 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.120 was not considered like I wouldn't be able to get 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:29.520 out of bed. 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:31.840 And the pressure was on you know you were Anyone 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.720 who knows Nicki Glazer knows that you were expected to 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:39.040 be one of the leading candidates to win this. And 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.800 so I think one of the best things that you 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:46.360 did was two months ago you recognized this event, I 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.960 think is a big deal, which is not easy to 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:52.000 recognize sometimes you go into things like this, and I mean, 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:55.280 I think there's a couple of people who didn't realize that, like, 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:56.880 oh my god, this is at the. 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:58.920 World watch the world's watching entire world. 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:02.040 I imagine if you didn't realize that, and like and 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.600 you showed up having done like maybe a week of 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.320 prep or something, and you were like, wait a second, 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:10.000 I think I fucked up. Because it really takes in 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.399 order to craft a set that's that tight, that's that perfectly, 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.080 that's to be able to execute it like that, it 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:17.679 requires and we worked that. 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:21.200 Much effort fucking wire. We worked down to the very 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:22.560 last second there was and. 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:25.960 We cut some jokes we cut that needed to be cut. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:32.200 Yeah, definitely, And yeah, in the end, like the craftsmanship 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:35.000 of this is so intricate. I would never have even 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:39.399 assumed it myself. When it comes to just considering, Okay, 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.800 how hard how hard is everyone? First of all, how 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.760