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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser podcastser Hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast. We are in

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Speaker 1: a special studio in Los Angeles, California, which is where

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Speaker 1: I am because I did the roast of Tom Brady

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Speaker 1: last night. And I'm joined by obviously Brian Frangie. What's up, Brian? Yo?

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 1: Noah gave birth already and so yes, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna say any detailed Why did I not send you

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Speaker 1: any pictures or anything?

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Speaker 2: I had no pictures.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Noah's given birth. She's been a mom for a week.

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Speaker 2: Wow, congratulations Noah.

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Speaker 1: I guess I could say that. Noah, is that okay?

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Speaker 1: I guess you were hearing this and you can't stop

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Speaker 1: it if it's not okay because it's already out.

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Speaker 3: Why can't you give details?

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like that's like up to the mom

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Speaker 1: to give like name and age, sex, location.

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Speaker 2: What's the date of birth?

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Speaker 3: I really don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think it was a week. It was a week

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Speaker 1: and a day ago or something. So and joined with us.

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Speaker 1: Also is my boyfriend. By popular demand back on the show.

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Speaker 1: People have been wondering when are you coming back. I'm

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Speaker 1: back the answer is now, Chris Gonvi everyone, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You won the pole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you guys? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: What's going on with us?

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Speaker 2: What a dumb question? I mean last night.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if I was just like guys, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess some people do do that as the host

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Speaker 1: and say I'm I'm the talk of the town.

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Speaker 2: You're the talk.

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Speaker 1: Let's start with me.

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Speaker 4: You're the bell of the ball, toast of America, the

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Speaker 4: toast of America. And last night's single handedly saved comedy

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Speaker 4: is pretty much the Seriously, that's pretty much the general

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Speaker 4: consensus of the Internet is that last night saved comedy

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Speaker 4: because we've you know, we've had a lot of uh,

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Speaker 4: lackluster comedy over the last five years. This wasn't lacking fun,

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Speaker 4: I think, and last night was so fun.

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Speaker 1: For the roast of Tom Brady, Yeah feeling Yeah, I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 3: Because you did the roast. Nikki did the roast last

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Speaker 3: night at five, right, and then it was a three

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Speaker 3: hour show ended at eight, Yes, and then Nikki had

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Speaker 3: to be back up for hair and makeup at three thirty.

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Speaker 1: I woke up and I took a shower for ten minutes,

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Speaker 1: and then I was get having people put.

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Speaker 2: Actually like the longest showery.

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Speaker 3: So she went on the so on the biggest television

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Speaker 3: show of the year, probably in the last decade really,

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Speaker 3: and then she went on Howard Stern the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like on the was the season finale

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Speaker 1: of mash and then the The War of the World's broadcast. Yes,

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Speaker 1: those are essentially what those two were within within five

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Speaker 1: hours of each other. And you know it did end

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Speaker 1: at eight o'clock. Yeah, but then we went to an

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Speaker 1: after party, so we really got out at about ten thirty.

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Speaker 1: Home by eleven uh in bed by midnight, a sleep

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Speaker 1: by one thirty, awake by thirty two hours of sleep.

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Speaker 1: But you know, I'm going on adrenaline. I'm not like

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Speaker 1: actively tired. I feel like, do you ever like stay

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Speaker 1: up all night, like or you get one hour seat

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Speaker 1: or something. And the sun's so much brighter, yeah than

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Speaker 1: it would be if it.

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Speaker 2: Was just normal pupils are dilated a metaphor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that might be.

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Speaker 2: Actually the sun is brighter and there's less clouds in

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Speaker 3: And people want self these with me.

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Speaker 1: I have one point one million followers, right see I

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Speaker 1: told you I got that point one. Bitches waiting for

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Speaker 3: Brian thought last night he was going to get one million.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not what I meant, that's what That's not

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Speaker 2: what I said too.

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Speaker 4: I just I said, just remember these two letters and

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Speaker 4: numbers two M. And I didn't mean that you're gonna

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Speaker 4: get one million followers within twenty minutes of the roast ending.

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Speaker 4: But I do think that this is going to.

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Speaker 1: Start monitor throughout the show.

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Speaker 4: It's going to start your propulsion towards two am. Why

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Speaker 4: would you not have two am?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a good question.

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Speaker 2: I thought was on the roast had to have more

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Speaker 1: Well it is a steady at one point. I mean,

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Speaker 1: But when you are at a million followers, it's like

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Speaker 1: a big deal. When you make that leap from nine

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Speaker 1: to nine eight to nine nine nine, and then you

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Speaker 1: don't play attention to likes and numbers and look stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. I don't, And I know I brag about

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Speaker 1: that's the all the time. But I am bragging about

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Speaker 1: because it's very hard not to pay attention to that stuff.

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Speaker 2: So I am brag a imagine it goes down to

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Speaker 2: nine nine nine disaster.

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Speaker 1: It did like when you go over to one, it

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Speaker 1: like goes back and forth a little bit because you're

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Speaker 1: dropp you're losing, especially because I like bragged, not bragged

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Speaker 1: about it, but I was just like one million or

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Speaker 1: whatever or other people noticed. Yeah, and so then people

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Speaker 1: deliberately unfollowed to get you down below to fuck with you.

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Speaker 2: They pull up Benedict, Yeah, what was that everyone? Benedict?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wait why because who cares about

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Speaker 1: Because this is interesting? No, no, no, So when you're

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Speaker 1: at a million followers, you see it. And then so

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Speaker 1: I thought, okay, once you read a million, it's it's

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Speaker 1: like the point one's down the barrel, it's coming. I was,

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Speaker 1: I've been at a million for over a year. That's

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Speaker 1: a weird place to just It's not like I've been

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Speaker 1: craving that point one, but for some reason, it's You're like,

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Speaker 3: When's this point?

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Speaker 4: You were like the Nelson Mandela of Instagram just waiting, yeah,

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Speaker 4: of one.

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Speaker 1: Million, Yeah, the Mandela fact, did he did he die?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, one Mandela, I am you're going to

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Speaker 4: be to Mandela with the God.

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Speaker 3: You're going to add Winn Mandela my God to.

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Speaker 1: Double my followers. That would be amazing. But yeah, so

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Speaker 1: what point up? Point one? Last night from the Roast,

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Speaker 4: They're going to release them. They're going to be so

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Speaker 4: proud of this. They're going to release them. I guarantee.

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Speaker 2: They said.

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Speaker 3: They said it was a bigger audience than even the

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Speaker 3: propelled them to be like, we're in on live. This

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Speaker 3: live thing is important. Yeah, so that was the inspire

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Speaker 1: Everyone I know watched it. I looked at my phone

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Speaker 1: because the camera's on you. I didn't want it to

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Speaker 3: It's like that's eighty one freshies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, freshies.

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Speaker 3: And this is the tip of the iceberg because apparently

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Speaker 3: only ten percent of the audience watches live. Now this

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Speaker 1: Only ten percent of that number watch live, and then

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Speaker 1: the ninety percent watch later.

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Speaker 4: And the Internet's going crazy right now. You are the

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Speaker 4: consensus number one pick of the draft of the roast.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's saying you were the best, You're the goat, and

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Speaker 4: you went trending number one worldwide on Twitter. You're going

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Speaker 4: viral on TikTok. Your entire set is on TikTok right

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Speaker 1: Can I ask, like, I'm not trying to be like

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Because I've never done anything where it's like this emphatically like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. I you know, I listened to clips

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Speaker 3: this thing where you see flaws first, your flaws first

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: It was extraordinary. It was electric in the building.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was incredible watching it was incredible.

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Speaker 4: I felt like I was on coke. I wanted to

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Speaker 3: Like Brian and I were sitting next to each other

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Speaker 3: and I was I felt like in his leg and.

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Speaker 2: It felt like it felt like two things.

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Speaker 4: like hit the game winning three and we just won.

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Speaker 2: It felt like we won.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And it felt like we were like we were

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Speaker 3: like on the team, but we were like on the bench.

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Speaker 2: I was holding the clipboard and I was just like.

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Speaker 3: We felt like we were on the team and our

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Speaker 3: team just won the Super Bowl and you were the MVP.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: WHOA.

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Speaker 4: And then the second thing it felt like, which is

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Speaker 4: even more apropos is that that picture he posted on

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Speaker 4: the key pod uh Instagram. That felt like, for the

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Speaker 4: first time of my life, I felt like Jared McGuire

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Speaker 4: at the end of jeremcguire. You know when Jerre McGuire

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Speaker 4: and everything was on the line, and this that that

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Speaker 4: was I can't I've never.

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Speaker 1: Me show me the money.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's top Well, that's yes.

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Speaker 3: From that for speed yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it means I'm always striving for achievement and I

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Speaker 3: But that's like, I feel like that's even more of

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Speaker 4: It's one of those rare instances where comedy is competitive.

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Speaker 4: And the pressure was on you know you were Anyone

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Speaker 3: Anything about siloed. So when they do these roasts, they

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Speaker 4: You don't get to unless you get like a spy

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Speaker 4: that's seeing someone run their set, and then you get

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Speaker 1: Unlike the Patriots. I do not like to spy. I

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Speaker 2: But we did get false information too.

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Speaker 3: No, I think it wasn't false. I think it was

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Speaker 3: just he was running, people were running.

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Speaker 1: We have to go to break, So we'll cover that

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Speaker 2: How would you?

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Speaker 1: Why would that? Because but then Chris told me, because

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Speaker 2: Really cheating, And it's like remember the same wait, show

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Speaker 1: Money when win at any cost. If you ain't cheating,

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Speaker 3: If you ain't cheating, you're not winning, do you know it?

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Speaker 2: You have me at hello.

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Speaker 3: If you ain't cheating, if you ain't cheating, you ain't

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Speaker 1: And I think that is such bullshit. But that is

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Speaker 1: oh my goodness. We're going to go to break and

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Speaker 1: figure out what's going on. That's Michael. We'll come back

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Speaker 1: and we'll talk more about the roses when we get back.

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Speaker 3: It's extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: It really is well done. It's like, thank you so

442
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Speaker 1: much to Veronica for nailing it and I we were

443
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Speaker 1: talking about winning.

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Speaker 4: So I want to give some shout outs to people

445
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,040
Speaker 4: who gave you shout outs at the roast because I

446
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,119
Speaker 4: think that was nice to see. Also, first thing was

447
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,560
Speaker 4: Kevin Hart hosted the roast. He was incredible. I can't believe.

448
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,560
Speaker 4: I can't imagine a better person to host this thing.

449
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,800
Speaker 4: It was like he had heartfelt moments. He made Bill

450
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Speaker 4: Belichick and Robert Kraft bury the hatchet, which was incredible.

451
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Speaker 2: Who else could pull that off?

452
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Speaker 1: At that point in the show, I was like so tired,

453
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, do we have to do this? Now?

454
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 1: We have to find alcohol to put in these shots

455
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,560
Speaker 1: because there's none. Like I was just like, oh, I

456
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,919
Speaker 1: don't want to do this, and then I was like,

457
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,639
Speaker 1: wait a second, this is insane that this is happening,

458
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,359
Speaker 1: and they kind of both don't want to do it.

459
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,360
Speaker 1: But it's like a major moment. It was awesome.

460
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Speaker 4: There were so many moments, and this was really must

461
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:14,719
Speaker 4: see TV. Netflix has just asserted its dominance over media

462
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,639
Speaker 4: with this event. I can't imagine being one of the

463
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,880
Speaker 4: other streamers and looking at this and being like, what

464
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 4: the fuck do we do now? Because this was absolutely

465
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 4: a colossal success. Anyway, Kevin Hart, after your set, he

466
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,479
Speaker 4: had a great set, and after your set, it's all

467
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Speaker 4: on film. We all got it, he says. I don't

468
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Speaker 4: know if you're watching this live. I don't know if

469
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Speaker 4: you're seeing this, but that is a standing ovation and

470
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Speaker 4: that's what you got. And you didn't get a standing

471
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Speaker 4: ovation when you came out like other people did.

472
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Speaker 2: You earned their love.

473
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Speaker 3: You earned it.

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Speaker 1: It's never happened to me before in my life. I mean,

475
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Speaker 1: there's been shows where I've done really well, and some

476
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Speaker 1: people have stood and others just stood to kind of

477
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Speaker 1: like be polite because they have to go to the

478
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Speaker 1: bathroom or something, they eventually have to stand.

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Speaker 3: Did you feel it in the moment. Did you see it? No?

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Speaker 1: I it was so embarrassed. It's just I know this

481
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,119
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm trying to be like humble, like sweet,

482
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,879
Speaker 1: but I just when things go too well, I just

483
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Speaker 1: want to go crawl in a hole. And so after

484
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Speaker 1: it happened, I was like, I was embarrassed because I

485
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 1: kind of knew it was I nailed it, and I

486
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 1: just wanted to like go be I just wanted to sit,

487
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Speaker 1: and I wanted the show to move on, and I

488
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Speaker 1: wanted to process it and look. And then I didn't

489
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Speaker 1: want to look at the crowd because I thought I

490
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Speaker 1: don't ever like to like try to get something out

491
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Speaker 1: of people. And I thought if I looked at the crowd,

492
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Speaker 1: they're gonna think I want it or something. So I

493
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Speaker 1: just didn't want to look. And then when they stood,

494
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Speaker 1: when he said it was the only reason I knew

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Speaker 1: what was happening, and then I was just like, oh

496
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Speaker 1: my god. And then I felt like him saying it

497
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Speaker 1: maybe they're doing it now, because he said that they're

498
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Speaker 1: doing it, like I was, just like, we couldn't.

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Speaker 3: Help it being a generous host.

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Speaker 2: That was so cool, love show.

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Speaker 1: Awesome of him. He did not need to do that

502
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Speaker 1: to me. It's what I was saying. It's what I've

503
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 1: been saying forever about YouTube comments. It tells you how

504
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Speaker 1: to feel about something, so you can like some thing

505
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 1: that you watch on YouTube, but if something underneath has

506
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 1: two thousand likes or it's it's you know, a reputable

507
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: like someone well known writes under like goat status or

508
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 1: like best thing I've ever seen you like someone you respect,

509
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: you suddenly like the video more. You can't help it.

510
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 1: It's subliminal. And that is what he did. Like even

511
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 1: if you don't like Kevin Art, someone saying that was

512
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that's the art form

513
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Speaker 1: of roasting whatever he said, like, that's the that what

514
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 1: she just did was like it.

515
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Speaker 3: It was correct.

516
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Speaker 1: And so afterwards I went up to him and was like,

517
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Speaker 1: I know exactly what you did for me tonight, and

518
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Speaker 1: you didn't have to do that, And I go, people

519
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: are gonna say I had the roast. The set of

520
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Speaker 1: the roast and they're going, they don't know why they're

521
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: saying that, but a big part of why they're saying

522
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Speaker 1: is that because you said it without saying it, and

523
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: you doubled down, and he said to me, he whispered

524
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: in my ear. He like pulled over, you know the guy,

525
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: the Robbie from Netflix who booked me on the show.

526
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Speaker 1: And then he pulled over Ted Sarando's the president of Netflix,

527
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Speaker 1: and he's like.

528
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Speaker 3: Those are the two guys that are most responsible for

529
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Speaker 3: this festival and comedy on Netflix, and.

530
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Speaker 1: And he like had us all together and he's like,

531
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Speaker 1: I don't need you know, I'm I forget whether he

532
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 1: said this to me or to them, but he said

533
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Speaker 1: because he was whispering in my ear for a minute,

534
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: and I was just like it was the same feeling,

535
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Speaker 1: Like it was just like crazy to have Kevin Hart's

536
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Speaker 1: like I'm like, Kevin Hart's the most famous person arb

537
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 1: ever and I only get to hear that no one

538
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: else will ever hear. What I'm hearing right now is

539
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: just for me. Like even if we're talking conversation, other

540
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: people could get involved, Like this is just private between us.

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Speaker 3: It was like the d m of uh talking famous im.

542
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a private snaptot and one of those disappearing snaptats

543
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: of talking. But he said to me, and now I'm

544
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm you know, ruining it by telling everyone, but

545
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Speaker 1: not even no. He told me that he's famous enough.

546
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm I'm not going to get any bigger.

547
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,120
Speaker 1: I have to use this to now lift uplift others.

548
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 1: So he knew what he was doing, and he did

549
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: it throughout the show, commenting on other people's making sure

550
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Speaker 1: they had their moment, like celebrating after the fact, man,

551
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: that and that joke you just told, repeating people's jokes.

552
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was so good.

553
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: He was so good. He was just so in the

554
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,159
Speaker 1: moment and really made it his own. And he's just

555
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: so like easy to watch, you know, he's just in control,

556
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: Like you know, there's nothing can go wrong when Kevin.

557
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: Nothing's gonna get if it gets awkward, Kevin will get

558
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: us out of it.

559
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Speaker 3: He's flawed.

560
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: He's writing this plane in in any kind of wet storm.

561
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: He's the guy you want at the helm.

562
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 3: Absolutely so funny. I can't.

563
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: And then he built in fuck you, Tom Brady. Perfect

564
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: thing to go back to when anything anything tanks or

565
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Speaker 1: like anything doesn't go the way he wants to fuck

566
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Speaker 1: you Tom.

567
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: And then Tom Brady calls it back.

568
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Speaker 1: It was beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I think that was intent, you know, it's part of

570
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 3: his intent, like to give other people. Really he is

571
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Speaker 3: absolutely should.

572
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Speaker 1: Feel I feel like he deserves the Market Award for

573
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: Comedy Excellence, which is what Chris Convey My Boyfriend produced,

574
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: which is going to be airing May eleventh on Netflix,

575
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: which is what you should watch after you watch my

576
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: special May eleventh on HBO. Someday You'll Die. It's this Saturday, everyone,

577
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: I hope you tune in Someday You'll Die live on

578
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: HBO this Saturday.

579
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Speaker 2: Sorry, So that's on HBO.

580
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Speaker 1: Saturday on HBO on May eleventh.

581
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Speaker 3: It's so good. I can't wait for the best sies

582
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 3: to see the special. I think, yeah, so good. You're

583
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 3: You're so funny, You're so dynamic, you look incredible. It's like,

584
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Speaker 3: I'm so I'm so proud of it for you, Thank

585
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Speaker 3: you well. It again.

586
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Speaker 1: It was like a group effort. It's so fun to

587
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: work on these things with my best friends.

588
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 3: But everything is a group effort. That's one thing that Nikki,

589
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 3: like Taylor Swift works with that guy jack Antonov. I

590
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 3: know that helped make incredible things.

591
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: That's why she brings him on stage of the Grammys

592
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: and like shouts them out.

593
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 2: So like Tim Robinson works with Zach Cannon.

594
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, was Zach Cannon. And you kind of look like.

595
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Speaker 2: I look like Cannon boy.

596
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 3: I hope that's a burned a cannon.

597
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 2: Jerry seinfelt words with David.

598
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 3: Yes.

599
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: People say I sometimes act like Larry David you yes

600
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 2: a lot.

601
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 3: When I see you do stand up, I'm just like,

602
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 3: this is a young Larry David. And it's not It's

603
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 3: not an imitation by any means, no, no, thoroughly yourself,

604
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 3: but it's I love your stand up, your stand up.

605
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 4: But I want to hear what happened in a circle

606
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 4: with Ted Sarandos and Kevin. Was it just the whisper

607
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 4: that you wanted to talk about?

608
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Speaker 1: There were other things said, but I feel like that

609
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: is something I don't want to It was just it's

610
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: just more bragging more like well, just all the nice

611
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: things that could be said or said to me last

612
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: night by literally everyone. I mean, I just went to lunch,

613
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: I went to breakfast with my parents. What did Dave

614
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: Chappelle say to you again, Nikki, what did that person?

615
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 2: Now?

616
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,479
Speaker 1: What did Caroline Wrie text to you? What did what

617
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: did Bethany Frankle just text you? What did Chelsea Handler

618
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: send to you? What did Sarah Silverman send you? I mean,

619
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: like literally, Chelsea Handler dammed me, Sarah Schulman meat, And

620
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: like every time I refresh my DMS, it's like fourteen

621
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 1: blue check marks of people I've never even who's I

622
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 1: didn't even know, who knew me, are writing like paragraphs

623
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: to me about amazing. It's there's nothing like this. It's

624
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: it's I feel like I'm gonna I really feel like

625
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm in like I've died. I'm not even joking. It's

626
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: like it's because I've done the roast before, but then

627
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: they take like a month to air, and like even

628
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: the Alec Baldwin Rose that would really change my life

629
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: because it just it started going viral on Twitter during

630
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: COVID or maybe like right before COVID, but it aired

631
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: like it aired probably three months before it caught wind,

632
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: like it was a big deal when it aired, and people,

633
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: I got a lot of you know, uh accolades for it.

634
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 2: You got a lot of like whispers, I.

635
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: Got a lot of I've got on Instagram, yes, but

636
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: I didn't. But then I remember Rob mclaney from Always Sonny,

637
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: from Welcome to Wrexham exactly, and it's Always Sonny and

638
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: Wrexham the.

639
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 4: Premiering May second on Hulu.

640
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: He like retweeted it and then I think it it

641
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: just caught fire and then it was like all of

642
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: a sudden, I had some point once happening and I go,

643
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: what's going on? And then I realized I wasn't on

644
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,199
Speaker 1: Twitter at the time a lot, and I'm still not.

645
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: But but this is like that time's a thousand.

646
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 3: How many roasts have you done? That was my fourth?

647
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 3: And so and so? Who have you done?

648
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: Rob Low, Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Tom Brady?

649
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: Wow?

650
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 3: And do you remember the first time that you that

651
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,239
Speaker 3: they asked you to do the first roast? Were you

652
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: like shocked? Were you like, oh, I was hoping this

653
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Speaker 3: would come.

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00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: I think it was like during Not Safe, So when

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Speaker 1: I had the show on Comedy Central with you guys,

656
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: and and I think at that point I had Jeff

657
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 1: Ross had to show the burn that was on and

658
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: I think it was not on anymore at that time,

659
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: but I had done that show and Gary Mann at

660
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: Comedy Central who was a fan of mine from seeing

661
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: me at a festival like this is how things happen.

662
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: He was at a festival where I opened for Schumer

663
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: I killed. He was like became a huge fan of mine,

664
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 1: started kind of following and being like, I really like you.

665
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: He was the one that was like, you know, working

666
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: at Comedy Central when I was when the Burn was on,

667
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: and booked me on that and then I had a

668
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: really good showing on that. It was Ralphie May and

669
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: al Madrigal, and I was like, I had some joke

670
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: about al Madrigal. I oh, I al Madrigal. I wanted

671
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: to smoke some weed with him once and so I

672
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: asked for his papers and he sprinted off. It was

673
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: something about asking for it was some joke about that.

674
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: I remember there's some joke about Ralphie not being able

675
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: to watch the middle of his back, you know, just

676
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: classic fat jokes and yes, rested peace Ralphie May and

677
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: I I remember being like having a little bit of uh.

678
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: People go oh, that was like a really good showing

679
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: for just that show. And then I think after that,

680
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: I think it was just the right timing where it

681
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: was like Whitney was not wanting to do them anymore,

682
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: Amy was not wanting to do them anymore. There was

683
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: Sarah was probably not too much. It was like there

684
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: was a space for it.

685
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that.

686
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: But I remember the first the first one I did,

687
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: I was you know, I knew I was like maybe

688
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: a consideration, but it was about who who's gonna say no?

689
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: And then we'll ask her and then this was And

690
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: it always kind of felt that way with Comedy Central

691
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: because it was always like I would know about a

692
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: roast happening, I would hear other people getting booked on it,

693
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,479
Speaker 1: and I would be bugging my manager, when when are

694
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: we gonna get the yes? When's it gonna happen? And

695
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: then would finally come through. I think the Alec bald

696
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: One one maybe was a little bit earlier asque than usual,

697
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: and it felt like, okay, this is my third is

698
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: of course they're going to have me. Oh Natasha la

699
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: Jera of course also so someone who would.

700
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 3: Like she's one of my favorites.

701
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: She's one of the best gotcha ever ever. I watched

702
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: so like I watched all of hers to get ready

703
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: for the so I watched a lot of people's to

704
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: get ready for this. That's what really got me in

705
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: the really inspired. Yeah, but this one came about I

706
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: got the call. I got the text when I was

707
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: with my mom and my kitchen. You were oft of town, Chris,

708
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: and because I remember when I told you we were

709
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: when you got at the call, I.

710
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: Was in my apartment. I think I was no.

711
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: I think I was, Oh, I know what we were doing.

712
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: I was. I think it was we were working on

713
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: this special something. It was I was on something with you,

714
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: and I was I think you were on a.

715
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: Zoom with me.

716
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: And I think I told you on the zoom.

717
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 3: Maybe I just got asked. Yeah, it was maybe later

718
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 3: in the afternoon.

719
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: I saw you before I saw Chris because I wanted

720
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: to tell Chris in person, But I think I might

721
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: have told you. I forget how it happened, but I

722
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: remember it was with my mom, and it was so

723
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: in advanced that I got in advance compared to the

724
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: other ones. It was before we even went to Australia.

725
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I knew, I knew when when

726
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 3: they when when you said you got I was like,

727
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 3: this is Tom Brady. I mean it's I think it's

728
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 3: the biggest star that's ever been well. I, yeah, I

729
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 3: found out he was.

730
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: I think it was announced he was doing a roast

731
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: in maybe November or December, like it was like a

732
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: while ago, and I instantly wrote and I was saying, like,

733
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to do a roast again. I don't

734
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: want to get called old. I don't want to get

735
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: called ugly. I don't want to like, I'm not going

736
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: to do it again to myself because it just really

737
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: killed me the last couple of times, not just about

738
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: that stuff, but about just the work it took, and

739
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: feeling so anxious and like crying the nights before and

740
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: feeling like I was my life was falling apart, and

741
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: just really too much anxiety, too much pressure. Couldn't didn't

742
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 1: want to do it again, really saying that to myself

743
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: when they didn't ask, so that I wouldn't feel bad,

744
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: right right or so so. But then when it was announced,

745
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: I instantly wrote Robbie at Netflix and I said I

746
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: would like to or I wrote to my agent or

747
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: manager and said I want to do this roast and

748
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,959
Speaker 1: he said, we're on it. We're already on it. And

749
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: then I wrote personally to Robbie. I think Robbie wrote

750
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: me about something else and I was like, hey, I

751
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: want this roast of Tom Brady and he was like

752
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: I think he said, I'm you know, we're we're in

753
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: talks with Tom and I told him, I said, I

754
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I was just in a mood that day.

755
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: You know, like how you can just like one day

756
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: just have Marlon.

757
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: Brando, what's that you can just like you're just unstoppable.

758
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: I just like had the right amount of caffeine, sleep, sunshine,

759
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 1: Vitamin D like whatever going on. Yep, spray tan was

760
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: like just popping off that day. My car wasn't smelling weird.

761
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

762
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: It was like the right breeze, the right exact time

763
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: of moment. And I got that text on Robbie and

764
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: I said, tell Tom Brady. He was because he was like,

765
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to talk to him about and

766
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: he's choosing essentially, And I said, tell him that I'm

767
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: the Tom Brady of roasting, and that a Tom Brady

768
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: roast would not be a Tom Brady roast without the

769
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: Tom Brady of roasting. Oh, he would love that, And

770
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: I said I will because what I knew about him

771
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: at that moment in that time was that he works

772
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: hard and he's the greatest and and I honestly don't

773
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: didn't believe this about myself. I think really like, I

774
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: think there's other people that are better roasters than me

775
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: in the history of roasting. But at the time I

776
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: was thinking, I just got to get this.

777
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 3: Well, the cool thing about you doing that is that

778
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 3: the story of Tom meeting Richard Kraft, the owner of

779
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 3: the Patriots, for the first time, the first time he

780
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 3: ever met Richard Craft. He says, I'm the best decision

781
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 3: this franchise has ever made.

782
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: Ye.

783
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 3: Yes, And so he would love something like that.

784
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like he would. And you're appealing to

785
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: his like to him even last night after I after

786
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 1: the roast, I ran into him in the hallway because

787
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: I didn't meet him before the roast. I only literally

788
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: interacted him when.

789
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: I ran into him, and they immediately slid.

790
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 3: You were dying to get that.

791
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: But on the way like he was, he didn't go

792
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: to the after party, and he was on his way

793
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 1: out like he had his like he was packed up

794
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: and ready to go walking out, And I walked by

795
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: him and I was just like Tom, and I wasn't

796
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: going to say anything because it was enough just to

797
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 1: like hug him afterwards, and he said, great job, thank you.

798
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 2: Funny film that I was right there when it happened to.

799
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: Someone has footage of it on Netflix.

800
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 2: Oh great.

801
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like behind the scenes.

802
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, you're talking about that moment I

803
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: was talking about right after I hugged him on the day.

804
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,240
Speaker 1: That's why I was joking.

805
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 3: It's funny because.

806
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: No, my girls chat is popping off to day because

807
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: Carlisle was the audience. She's like, why didn't I take

808
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: more pictures? Why didn't I take more footage? I'm like,

809
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: it's it's all documented. But it was very sweet.

810
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 4: It was like that Luis k joke when he's like

811
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 4: when you see the flashes of all the cameras and

812
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 4: the Super Bowl and it's like, yeah, like your camera

813
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 4: lights on your phone little is illuminating the stadium.

814
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 3: Yep.

815
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: So backstage, when I walked by him, I just said, uh,

816
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: thank you so much, and he was like, you did

817
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: a great job. You did a great job. He said

818
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: good lie luck to you, which made me feel like

819
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: we'll never meet again.

820
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 3: And wow, maybe because the last your last statement was yeah.

821
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: It was like essentially yeah, yeah, and it was good

822
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: luck with trying to pursue that. But I said, and

823
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: obviously I said, and you were amazing you, Tom Brady.

824
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 3: The ship out of that.

825
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: I like, I literally used it as a like. I

826
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: was like, you just completely Tom Brady, that of course

827
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: you did. And uh but I but that is what

828
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: he did.

829
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he did.

830
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 3: He was great and I knew he would. As you

831
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 3: were walking down the hallway, I overheard him being like,

832
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 3: she was so funny to people.

833
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my right behind me were my parents when

834
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: this interaction happened, and my mom had a couple too

835
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: many and had the balls to go, I'm Nicky's mom

836
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: and shook his hand. My dad, I'm Nicky's dad, and

837
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: that that was unnecessary, but you know what, why not.

838
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: He did give them a nice and said she did

839
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 1: very well. Speaking of your mom, I mean, I can't

840
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 1: believe my parents met Tom Brady.

841
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: I mean, that is ridiculous. They don't. They don't deserve that.

842
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 3: And you did such a great job that they were

843
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 3: like bragging to him about you. They weren't in awe

844
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 3: of him. They were like, that's.

845
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: Mine totally, because they're not even they don't even understand

846
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: stand what he is, you know, like they get it,

847
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 1: but they don't really get it. So to them.

848
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was hanging with your mom and dad at

849
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 4: the after party for a little while. Dude, your mom

850
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 4: was a little loose, but go ahead, she was just

851
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 4: she was loose and spouting off exclusively about how proud

852
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 4: she was of you. Yes, it was exclusively. I'm so

853
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 4: proud of my daughter. Can you believe I'm her mom?

854
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 4: Like it was just so wonderful, that's so cute. Everyone

855
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 4: was saying how cute she was yet bailed out of a.

856
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 3: What could have been a rough moment. I loved the

857
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 3: Chappelle moment.

858
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 2: What happened there.

859
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 3: It was so funny. So, you know, obviously missus Glazer

860
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: was having the time of her life, like bragging about

861
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 3: Nikki to anybody she tried to cut her off, and

862
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 3: like having fun and just like having this great time.

863
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: I'm just like mom, Yeah, she know, she had a

864
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: couple two She got a little overserved because she was

865
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: nervous for me. And then when my mom gets overserved,

866
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: she gets like she has no filter and has to

867
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: comment on everything and kind of is one of those

868
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: people that sometimes you can feel like, I mean, maybe

869
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: I'm projecting because I used to be this kind of person,

870
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: but I felt like you trap people in a conversation

871
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: and they kind of are like okay, and not like

872
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: I just was very concerned with who she was talking

873
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: to and what she was saying to them, because she

874
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: can sometimes be insulting because she so the things she

875
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: like most of us. Like let's say i'm talking to

876
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: you were on the roast, Chris, and I'm Nikki's mom.

877
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: I would just say, A sober person would go, you

878
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: were amazing last night, thinking in my head, my daughter

879
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: did better than you, but I'm not going to say that,

880
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: but you were. I'm going to focus on all the

881
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: things you did well. But because my mom's drunk mind

882
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: is saying, don't say that my daughter was better, and

883
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: it's and I don't think that Nikki was that better.

884
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 1: Everyone's saying Nikki's better than you. You were amazing too.

885
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: She has to say the thing that share her said.

886
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: Her mind is telling her not to say. And so

887
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: there was a lot of that happening last night where

888
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: it was just like I had to just tap her

889
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: around different people of like, let's calm down with the

890
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 1: and I heard this person say you were the best,

891
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but there another person that's on the

892
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: roast is right next to us, Like I was just

893
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: so aware of that because if I were another person,

894
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: I mean, other people aren't like me and they can

895
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: handle not being the best and they're fine with it.

896
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that, even though I'm often not the best,

897
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,479
Speaker 1: and it's that's why my life's so hard. I can't

898
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: handle it. So last night we get back from the grid.

899
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 4: I've almost been exclusively in that other person's position, where

900
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 4: someone next to me is being told they're the best,

901
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 4: and so I can relate to those guys.

902
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: I can relate to them too, And that's why I don't.

903
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: When I go to the bathroom after a show, I

904
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 1: go no, no, no no, and I close my ears

905
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: because I don't want to hear anyone complimenting anyone else,

906
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: Like I protect myself from any kind of I mute

907
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: people on Instagram that are killing it like I can't.

908
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: I know it's pathetic. I can't really handle even though

909
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: I know I'm not the best, even when I am

910
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: the best, I can't admit I am, so I'm never

911
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: winning in my life ever ever, So it's pathetic. I'm

912
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,479
Speaker 1: sorry to admit it. And I know people are gonna

913
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: judge me and say, like, that's really pathetic of her.

914
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why my mind is that way. I

915
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: can't help, but don't get mad at me.

916
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 3: Even that is like people are gonna say, I'm pathetic, but.

917
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: They will then well, like why does she always have

918
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: to be the best? Nikki always thinks like even when

919
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: she is the best, it's not good enough, and then

920
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: she wants to be the best, and she can't even

921
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: celebrate other people. She has to mute other people because

922
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: she's so desperate for attention, and lif like.

923
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 3: Celebrate other people. You do great celebrating other people.

924
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,439
Speaker 1: I do, but it's really hard for it. It would

925
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: have been really hard for me to be not considered

926
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: the best last night and and but generally the other

927
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 1: rows I've done there haven't been like these like you

928
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: are the like there are one these there are moments

929
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: of that.

930
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 4: And what I said came true. What I said the

931
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 4: night before outside the laugh Factory after your last set,

932
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 4: And it wasn't the night before, yes, it was the

933
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 4: night before, after the laugh Factor. I said this is

934
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 4: going to solidify you as the best roaster that is alive,

935
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 4: and there there will not It will not.

936
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 3: Be peace nor McDonald and gregs are in the future.

937
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 4: In the future, there cannot be a roast without Nicky Glazer.

938
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 4: If your Nicky's not there, then it's not even a roast.

939
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: That's so nice. That's what I really wanted, was just

940
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: like I just want to invite to the next one,

941
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,720
Speaker 1: and I think I have one.

942
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,800
Speaker 2: If you're not there, it's not a roast.

943
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: It's like how they can forget by the next time.

944
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: You you don't understand, like tould, they can convince they

945
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: can forget by the next time five years. It was

946
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 1: five years since the last one and where I killed

947
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: And it was not a it was not a non

948
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: negotiable that.

949
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 3: Would be You made a really good point earlier. This

950
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 3: was this was live, so you used to do the

951
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 3: roast and they would they would happen and everybody'd be

952
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 3: like that was great.

953
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: And it would be public. There was a lot people

954
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: talking about it. The next day, there's a lot of

955
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: publications about it, like rumors about what's it going to

956
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: be like this?

957
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 2: Who was there?

958
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 3: And then and then they go into an edit and

959
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,240
Speaker 3: they make everybody look as good as possible, you know they.

960
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 3: I know the guy who edits it. He's a brilliant

961
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: man and he does things that make everybody look like

962
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 3: they just crush. Yes, And this was really interesting because

963
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 3: not only were the people who are you know, like

964
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 3: the people who choose these things, were in the room

965
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 3: and experience it live, the reaction was happening live as well.

966
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 4: Another brilliant stroke by Netflix. Yeah, to make this live.

967
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 3: Well, you know what.

968
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: Who had the best joke about it? Jeff had said

969
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 1: that it was God. I fucking love Jeff Ross's set.

970
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: I really like I thought he he got back to

971
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: the couch and I said, I think that's I'm gonna

972
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm nicky. If you're listening to this in the

973
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: future and you're preparing for roast, go watch Jeff Ross's

974
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: roast set from the Tom Brady Roast. Don't forget that

975
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: you said, watch that again, because that was fucking masterful.

976
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: It was. There were so many and you there was

977
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: so much show that happened after him that he's getting

978
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: eclipsed and being talked. I have to say, but he

979
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,479
Speaker 1: he really had insane But he had this joke about

980
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: saying it was like this is a Boston night. He

981
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: was like something about it being like a night like

982
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: this classic Boston. There, it's gonna be a marathon and

983
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: someone's gonna bomb was.

984
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,959
Speaker 3: He also has a mastery of the space and the room.

985
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: The way he's playing with all the people on stage

986
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 3: in the entire room.

987
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 1: Oh, he's so fun.

988
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 4: He's I mean, tom Brady had that nine to eleven joke.

989
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 4: I mean that was also shocking. Okay, how edgy tom

990
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 4: Brady was. Just seeing Tom Brady say fuck you Jets

991
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 4: then give the crowd the middle finger.

992
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 2: It's insane.

993
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: There was some wild moments last night that I was

994
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: even like, I can't believe people went there. We're gonna

995
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: talk about it when we get back from break, and

996
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: we're also going to talk about why we are so

997
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: glad my mom went to the bathroom.

998
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 3: At one point in the evening. When we get back

999
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 3: and we're back, let's quickly, let's just close the loop.

1000
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 3: Let's close the loop on.

1001
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: Yes, So I met the party and my mom and

1002
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: Chappelle comes up. Chappelle's just there. I didn't even see that.

1003
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 4: He's at every single cool event that exists in Hollywood.

1004
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: He's always there.

1005
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 3: He's so cool. I mean, he's let's be honest, he's

1006
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 3: the key, is the goat.

1007
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 4: Yes, he's the Goat, and he's the king of Hollywood.

1008
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 4: He is the coolest person.

1009
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: Alive and he absolutely is and so kind. And I've

1010
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: you know, I've run into him over the years. In fact,

1011
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: I did. We you know, I remember every moment I've

1012
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: ever even crossed paths with him. But we had like

1013
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: he was really nice to me at this brunch at

1014
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: the Comedy Seller one day when he didn't need to

1015
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: be and was just listening to me and asking me

1016
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 1: follow up questions and just I just felt like, man,

1017
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: that was special. That's all I've ever needed from him.

1018
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: And then I did the Tonight Show on Zoom in

1019
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, Wow, And I was the second guest.

1020
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: He was the first guest, and he wasn't He didn't

1021
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: need to stay. When you get off of Zoom, Like

1022
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: when you're on a show, even when you're there in person,

1023
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: a lot of times, the first guest literally leaves. This

1024
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: isn't like the Graham Norton show. Everyone stays on the couch,

1025
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: and certainly when it's on zoom. He stayed on the

1026
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,360
Speaker 1: zoom through for the for the second for the rest

1027
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: of the show and watched my set. That's amazing and

1028
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 1: told someone to tell me what a great job I did,

1029
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: and like, watched my interview. It's not like I did,

1030
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: it's comedy, said, he just watched my interview and so

1031
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: I've always loved him since then. And then last night,

1032
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: I oh, And then no, we were at Ted Sarandos's

1033
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: house at a brunch on Saturday, two days before the roast,

1034
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: just two days ago. Even though a week we're at

1035
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: Ted Sarandos's house with literally comedy, with all of comedy,

1036
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: every single person in comedy.

1037
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 3: It was extraordinary.

1038
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: You were supposed to go, Brian, because you were going

1039
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: to be Tim Dillanon's post one, but Tim Dillon had

1040
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: to go to New York last minute and so wasn't

1041
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: able to go. And and because Tim Dillon pulled out

1042
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: of the event and Brian had been already approved to

1043
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: be a plus one, Brian got an email from who.

1044
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: From an assistant of somebody that said you are no

1045
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 4: longer attending period of.

1046
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: Email, and Chris and I were dissecting that, being like,

1047
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: why would they meet.

1048
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 3: Why why is all the wood?

1049
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 1: So I mean, but we get it because there are

1050
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: people that would still go in this business and would

1051
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: like try to find a way in. But I was

1052
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,800
Speaker 1: a plus one and like sneak in somehow. Of course

1053
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: you're not take their risks, so we would have loved it.

1054
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: But we go to this event and every literally everyone

1055
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: in comedy is there. We take a group picture at

1056
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: one point with like a hundred comedians and we're all

1057
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: lined up in ten Surranders is like you know indoor

1058
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: pool area, like you know, like when all the buildings

1059
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: like a.

1060
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 2: Courtyard, classic courtyard.

1061
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we all lined up and they have risers

1062
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 1: for us like high school. And I made the joke

1063
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: to my section of people, like because there were some

1064
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: people that are being really loud in the front and

1065
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: like we need the attention, and they were like laying

1066
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: across everyone and joking. And then there were people and

1067
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: then there were people like me and others that were

1068
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: just like on the side kind of like I don't

1069
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: I don't need to billy be in this and I'll

1070
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: just have like the side of my head. I don't

1071
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: even know. They'll be fine if they can see a

1072
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: little tuft of hair. I don't care. And I've said,

1073
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: if you just snapped your fingers and put us all

1074
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: in high school, we would be in the exact same spots,

1075
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: all of us, because it's like we they felt so

1076
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, and then Mosha, I guess in his section.

1077
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: I heard about it later from other peoples. Botha cash

1078
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: or made the joke that if they mowed us all down,

1079
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: they were like. He was like, maybe they brought us

1080
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: here to just murder us all and they're just gonna

1081
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: do a reset on comedy. They need to just like press,

1082
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: you know, press them when the computer's not working anymore.

1083
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 3: Just shut it.

1084
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: I'll hold it down, cause a harsh restart. So then

1085
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: when I was walking away from that, we've took the

1086
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: photos and we were walking out, then Chappelle came up

1087
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: to me and was like the brunch, Yes, I watched

1088
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: what you do. I've watched you the year's big fan

1089
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: of what you do. Things like that. I mean I

1090
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 1: really blacked it out because I couldn't function with him talking. Yeah,

1091
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: And I was getting ready to talk to Bo Burnham.

1092
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: I was getting ready to like I love you, you know,

1093
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: like because there was a little bit of like, but

1094
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: I felt like Bo was like giving me an inn

1095
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: because we've never met before, but obviously we're aware of

1096
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: each other. We should know each other, and I'm obviously

1097
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: huge Bo Burnham fan. So I was about to go like, hey, Bo,

1098
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: and then Chappelle was like, all of a sudden, he

1099
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: was just there. I didn't even know he was at

1100
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: the thing.

1101
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 3: Yet that gives everybody an idea of what this party was, Like,

1102
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: NICKI was going to talk to Bo and.

1103
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: Chappelle was right there, yes, and then yeah, and I

1104
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: was like John Stewart, hold my purse, and so it

1105
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: was just everyone was there. But Chappelle stopped and said

1106
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 1: some stuff, and I just was like, I just said

1107
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: that means more to me than anything that's ever meant

1108
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: things to me. Like I just said some but I

1109
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: was just like, think you just like a.

1110
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 2: Bow Taylor Swift lyrics.

1111
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: I mean I was I'm trying to think of what

1112
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: would be the perfect one. I love her. I sang

1113
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: lover to him, Okay, yeah.

1114
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 3: I'll go where you go, Ohio.

1115
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: And then last night I had that moment and he

1116
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 1: came up to me again at the party last night

1117
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: and said I'd said it to you yesterday. I want

1118
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: to say it again. Great job tonight. I watch every

1119
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: I watch what you do. I've been watching you, and

1120
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: I go, I love you. Can I come to Ohio?

1121
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 1: Can I come to your farm sometime? I've been watching

1122
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: it from Afar? I want to go.

1123
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 3: You know. I was like, I feel I go.

1124
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: I know you don't need any more friends, but I

1125
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: feel like i'd be a good we'd be good friends.

1126
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: And he was like, I would love it. I would

1127
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: love it. And then he's like, you know, he's very

1128
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: emphatic about it. He's like, yes, why haven't you been there?

1129
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: Why you want to go?

1130
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 4: Yes?

1131
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: And then he said I'll have my people reach out

1132
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 1: to you. He'll make it happen. And then I just

1133
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: wanted to collapse. I was just the happiest I could

1134
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: ever be. That's the picture I posted. Was at the party.

1135
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: And then we went after the party to my green room.

1136
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 3: The female green.

1137
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,959
Speaker 1: Yes it was it said female on the door because

1138
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 1: it was you know, it just said females, just female.

1139
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 3: I think they stole a sign.

1140
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: From a bathroom.

1141
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 2: It is unreal.

1142
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: It's just a female. Everyone else had their names on doors, yeah,

1143
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: but ours just said female it was me and Sam Jay.

1144
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 3: But it's so weird, it's insane.

1145
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: It was I don't I don't know. It was like

1146
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,479
Speaker 1: chat GBT made the signs or so like I don't

1147
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: know how that.

1148
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 2: Got Yeah, okay, male, Yeah, respect there.

1149
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,439
Speaker 1: Weren't And it wasn't like there were tampons in the rooms.

1150
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: There was nothing about the room that was like.

1151
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 4: This is you and Sam Jay well in the in

1152
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 4: their defense, just to try to figure this out, maybe

1153
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 4: they were like, we need to show a little bit

1154
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 4: more deference to this room because there's females in here

1155
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 4: who might be changing.

1156
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 3: It wasn't anymore. No, I think it was more about

1157
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 3: like anonymity so people wouldn't bother and.

1158
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: Be like, oh there was like Gronk on the other

1159
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 1: things it said Gronkowski and Edelman and Moss.

1160
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 3: But then some people's doors had initials.

1161
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 2: Let's tell you could figure that out.

1162
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 4: I guess people could figure out the female too, Yeah

1163
00:50:59,040 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 4: there's a female.

1164
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 3: That bit of anonymity. Yeah, okay, maybe we're in the

1165
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 3: female room.

1166
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: We're in the female room, and we're just hanging out afterwards,

1167
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: like kind of chilling before we went left the whole

1168
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: premises because the after party was inside the Forum. We

1169
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: went back to my groom room to collect myself to

1170
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: go home.

1171
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 3: The Forum Club, which by the way, was it's like

1172
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 3: a famous place at the Forum where like the Lakers

1173
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 3: used to party after games. Yeah, like Playboy bunnies, you all,

1174
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: these are such a cool party, too cool.

1175
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: It was good music and good food, good food and

1176
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: cookies with Tom's face on him.

1177
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: I like took so many of those cookies.

1178
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 3: I took so many too, dope.

1179
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: I took a bunch of kid and I was like, oh,

1180
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: my mom's gonna love these cookies to like have to

1181
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: bring back home and we'll, you know, she'll save them

1182
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: and stuff. And so I gathered a bunch and then

1183
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: I went to she's, you know, kind of half in

1184
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: the bag, and so I went in her bag to

1185
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 1: she's talking to me being like, Nikki, I love you, you know.

1186
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 1: I opened her bag to put her cookies in and

1187
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: there's like six cookies already, and I was like, oh,

1188
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: this bitch't beat me to it.

1189
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 3: She's honest, cookies for three hours?

1190
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 1: My mom, will my mom going, are these free? You

1191
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,759
Speaker 1: could just take these?

1192
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 3: Nikki?

1193
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: Look what I got? Okay, she showed me those cookies.

1194
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: So many times I go, I know you have them.

1195
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: I already yes. But so we're hanging out in that room.

1196
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: Bert Kryscher comes by with his wife, Tom Sugura pops in.

1197
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: Everyone's kind of like making their way out. Gronkowski you know,

1198
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 1: was walking, you know, we were all and your mom's

1199
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: jawn back and forth with all that. Oh she's and

1200
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 1: I'm having to kind of put my hand on her

1201
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: and go, mom, no more like she kind of knows.

1202
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: Like she kind of starts telling a story, and I

1203
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: just go, we're good. We're going on that, and she's hilarious.

1204
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: And I felt bad doing that, but she was she

1205
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: kind of knows. I just kept reminding her, like, you're

1206
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 1: my guest, Like I if I'm gonna have another drink,

1207
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: I want another drink. I think I flew you here.

1208
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: I think I'm paying for everything. And I never liked

1209
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: to wave that I'm paying flag, but I certainly did

1210
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: last night when it was about the drinking.

1211
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: And but so.

1212
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know, every time someone comes in,

1213
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm just like please, like just like, don't engage my mom,

1214
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: Like it's just going to go on longer than you want.

1215
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: And it's not her best, showing like she's just one

1216
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: drink over the limit where someone's like fun and my

1217
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: mom is the I just want to caveat this. She's

1218
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:18,720
Speaker 1: the greatest person. I am, the reason I am because

1219
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: of my mom and I love her so much. But

1220
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: then my mom goes final thought. My mom goes to

1221
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: the bathroom at one point, into the female bathroom, and

1222
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: we kind of forget she's in there even And then

1223
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: at that moment, Chris decides to take off his shirt

1224
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 1: because he's changing back from into his T shirt from

1225
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: his button up shirt, and the doors kind of open

1226
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: a jar, and all I hear is is this guy

1227
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: trying to steal Bert Kreischer's act. It's Dave Chappelle walks in,

1228
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: sees Chris comes into the room, says hello again to me, yep,

1229
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: talking to all of us, my dad that's talking about

1230
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: Ohio with him, He is, what else were they talking?

1231
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I was just like, I couldn't have a

1232
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 3: stupid great He was just amazing. The best compliment you

1233
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 3: can give somebody, I think, is to say that person

1234
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: seems happy, and Dave seems happy. He was just so

1235
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 3: jovial and kind to you. So happy, so cool, and then.

1236
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: He left and wasn't like I'm Dave Schappelle. Like he's

1237
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: obviously aware of what he is and what he means

1238
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: to people, because as I was saying, like I love

1239
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: you so much, and you know, there's like a graciousness,

1240
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: like he's just a he just reminds me of like

1241
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: a Gandhi type figure, like a religious figure. Is how

1242
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: I feel when he talks as well. Yeah, I feel

1243
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: like there's gospel and.

1244
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 2: His comedy has evolved to preaching in a way.

1245
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: And just the way he holds himself like he's a tall,

1246
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: like formative figure of a man. But the way he

1247
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: just he's he's he just he.

1248
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 3: He just seems like the Dali Lama of comedy.

1249
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 4: I mean, he really is like the a representative diplomat

1250
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 4: of comedy. Is he is the representative embodied of comedy.

1251
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 4: He is I can't think of the word.

1252
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: There's so much kindness exuding from him. It's like I

1253
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 1: just feel like there's so many people in this business

1254
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: that just get rotten and become and and act like

1255
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: they're like really nice people or just aren't who they are,

1256
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: And I just think he is who he is and

1257
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 1: then he leaves and he stays for probably three minutes,

1258
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:29,959
Speaker 1: four minutes.

1259
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 3: A decent amount of time, A big amount of time, yeah,

1260
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 3: a substantial enough amount of time that when at one.

1261
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 1: Point while he's there, I go, where did my mom go?

1262
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: Like I can feel that she's not here because this

1263
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: is all going so well and so, but there's a

1264
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: moment where I go, where is my I don't even

1265
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 1: know that she's gone in the bathroom. I didn't know

1266
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: she went in there. And then Dashabelle walks out, says

1267
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: good night, we al say good night, and the second

1268
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: he walks out, my mom goes while that bathroom's amazing, Nick,

1269
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: did you see it in there?

1270
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 3: And soap in there?

1271
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: Did you see those napkins on take? And we just

1272
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: are We all look at each other like we just

1273
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: died such a bullet. I was just like, oh my god.

1274
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: And my mom's just kind of like what And I'm like,

1275
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: we'll tell you later, Like I don't even want it,

1276
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: because I knew she would be like where is he?

1277
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: She would probably like run back down the hallway, So

1278
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: we didn't even tell her till we were in the

1279
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: car and she goes when was Stave Chappelle there freaking out.

1280
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: My dad goes, I told you he was right there,

1281
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,280
Speaker 1: and I go, no, we didn't, dad, We all missed

1282
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle.

1283
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 3: She was, so when did he?

1284
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: And I go, you were in the bathroom, and I go,

1285
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what you were doing in there, because

1286
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: she was in there for a while. But she was like,

1287
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: I did not go number two in that bathroom. I

1288
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: don't know, And I go, I don't know what you

1289
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: were doing then, but I love that your pants were

1290
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: complicated or whatever the fuck was happening. So yeah, in

1291
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: two you know, tomorrow's podcast, which we were recording in

1292
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: two days, but we recorded this one on Monday, just

1293
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: so you could know. Listener, we will get into more

1294
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: joke specific stuff and just more things of the night.

1295
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 3: But I mean, boy was fine. There's so many funny

1296
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 3: things to talk about.

1297
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: I've changed today. I woke up a different human being

1298
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: point one point one. Let's just check it, see if

1299
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:16,479
Speaker 1: anything nobody can believe it. I'm still at one point one,

1300
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: hasn't dropped. Let's see if anyone interesting new has DMed me.

1301
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: Let's see, Uh, Aaron Foster, I don't know, she's someone

1302
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Speaker 1: who's Uh, I've always wanted to think I was cool.

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00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 3: You know what, Let's get Jack Robbins on board here.

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00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 3: Who's Jack Robins, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon's son. He's

1305
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 3: done some funny videos that I've liked recently. Okay, right,

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00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 3: I want Jack Robbins.

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00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 4: Oh wait, this controversial figure Dave Portnoy on Twitter. Yes,

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00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 4: that you were the number one, number one set of

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Speaker 4: the night.

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Speaker 3: He's the barstool barstool sports guy.

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Speaker 1: That's I will say. The funniest thing that God said

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00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: to me a lot night Andrew Schultz, who had an

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00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: amazing set and who.

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Speaker 2: Like incredibly gracious.

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00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah really and through me of a compliment in the

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Speaker 1: middle of his set. Thank you so much, Andrew, and

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00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: and and I talked to him afterwards, and we both

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00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: talked about how, you know, we both worked really hard

1319
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: on this, and I could tell he worked hard as well.

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Speaker 1: He had some fucking amazing.

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00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 3: Jokes, and he just if.

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Speaker 1: He would have had my spot, we might be having

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00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: a different conversation today like it was he went later

1324
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: on in the show, which is a much harder spot

1325
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: to be in.

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00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 3: And I will always give him that audiences can't handle

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00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 3: over two and a half and he was. He was

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00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 3: on after the two hour mark. Yeah, he was after

1329
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 3: the two hour mark. Yeah, and yeah he was. But yeah,

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00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 3: he was great. I was trying to find him after

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00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 1: He was awesome. But he said to me he believes

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00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: what did he say? Hold on, I have to get

1334
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: it right. He believes, he said. The fact that anyone know,

1335
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: he said, the fact that anyone is saying that we

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00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: both had the sets of the night makes me believe

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00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: in sexism because you clearly did and they're not giving

1338
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: you the credit that you deserve.

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Speaker 3: And that really made me laugh.

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Speaker 1: He was like, like, for a guy who's like kind

1341
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: of known for like having a podcast that is maybe

1342
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: geared towards men who are not as uh, you know,

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00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: comfortable admitting that there's you know, inherent sexism in the world,

1344
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: but for him to say finally I'm on board, which

1345
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: he was obviously joking, He's like bored because like I am,

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: I know there's sexism, now for the idea that anyone

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00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: thinks we are equal and waiting for me to have So.

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00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard a lot about it, but I haven't

1349
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: seen it. I'll talk to you Andrew about it.

1350
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I just I'm so tired.

1351
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 2: Here.

1352
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: I got to go to another podcast. I'm going to

1353
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: do Tiger Belly.

1354
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I gotta bring it.

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00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: I love it so much. I'm just going to giggle

1356
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah, it was so much fun. Thank

1357
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you Brian, thank you Chris, thank you

1358
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: so much for everything leading up to this. Of course,

1359
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: could not literally could not have done it without perfectual.

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01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 3: More roast chat on the next podcast, right, because there's

1361
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 3: so much funny stuff that we stuff to cover. Yes,

1362
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 3: there's so much, and I hope I remember to get

1363
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 3: to it. Thank you guys for listening.

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01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: What I don't know, what's happening. I do. We're ending

1365
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: the show. Thank you guys for listening. Dobika and I'll

1366
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:29,919
Speaker 1: see you next time.

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Speaker 4: Bye,