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Speaker 3: In the Poets World.

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Speaker 4: I'm Daniel Fisher.

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Speaker 3: Let's move on, people.

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Speaker 2: Do you just said you don't.

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Speaker 2: Well, the holiday season is in full swing. Lights or

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Speaker 2: It's Full House, and recently they reviewed our.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: You guys have to really be a Stan. You have

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Speaker 4: We're taking the body because you let's say you love somebody.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I had because I talked to my buddy Sean

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Speaker 3: It is jarring if you've never seen one before, I

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Speaker 3: think to just be thrown into this one because I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I was like, wait, is he with him? Who's the

445
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Speaker 3: brother of the same thing. Well, it's the same thing.

446
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Speaker 1: I experienced a little bit of family matters, and just

447
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Speaker 1: like I have no idea what the situation is, and

448
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Speaker 1: we're already in like a you know, genre bending episode, Like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's not fair for you guys then to

450
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Speaker 2: judge the show.

451
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Speaker 1: Probably not.

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Speaker 4: No, Yeah I don't think so. No show was on

453
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Speaker 4: for like forty three years, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was like that. Yeah, I was on Full House.

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Speaker 2: I know. I think you guys know this. I did

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Speaker 2: two episodes.

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Speaker 3: You played Candice Cameron. Oh my god, everything just fell

458
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Speaker 3: off behind me.

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Speaker 2: What happened to your funcos god happened to my If

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Speaker 2: a four year old comes.

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Speaker 3: Up Santa Claus, it could be oh my god, is

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Speaker 3: Sanda here? Actually I'm having worked done on.

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Speaker 2: My roof is probably what it was? Well fell more funkos?

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Speaker 2: How many fund that? Do you have a whole store

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Speaker 2: back there?

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Speaker 3: I only have characters that I do. Oh wow, so

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Speaker 3: there's Batman, star Lord ron stoppable. Uh did just.

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Speaker 2: One figure fall though?

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Speaker 1: Which one?

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Speaker 3: My Batman fell? But so did my.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's what it was, roof. Yes, that's so cute.

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Speaker 3: And if I do this, I get more magic powers

473
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Speaker 3: and I can make more fall.

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Speaker 2: Got it about have been so great?

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Speaker 1: That would worked?

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Speaker 2: That would have been amazing. Maybe you would have conveyed.

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Speaker 1: He on your shelf. Do come alive?

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Speaker 3: Right? You have to that, right, I didn't want to

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Speaker 3: get into it. You have to move the elf on

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Speaker 3: the shelf. Right, elf moves at night?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you know, right, but of course yes, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: and then not around oh god, trigger warning again. People

483
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Speaker 2: are like, started the episode, they think it's over. No okay, yeah, okay, yeah,

484
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Speaker 2: and and so the elf is always just getting into mischief.

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Speaker 2: So people have to come up with very creative things

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Speaker 2: like like people will sprinkle flower across their counter and

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Speaker 2: then people go all out, oh yeah, and then the

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Speaker 2: flower thing is somewhere else and it's ripped open and

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Speaker 2: the elf is like buried in it, and he was

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Speaker 2: like trying to bake cookies but he got stuck in

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Speaker 2: the flower. Or it's like always some and every day

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Speaker 2: it gets progressively bigger and bigger and bigger, and people

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Speaker 2: look so forward to it, and you can is there

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Speaker 2: anything more theater kid energy than.

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Speaker 3: Everyday Crisally elves don't bake cookies. Keebler elves bake cookies.

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Speaker 3: Keebler elves are in trees. Christmas elves are in the

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Speaker 3: north Pole, two completely different types of elves, so that

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Speaker 3: the elf is.

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Speaker 2: There visiting the house to watch the children, to report

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Speaker 2: back to Santa. So he's participating. He's he's a nark.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's participating in all the human uh

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Speaker 2: traditions here. So you can do anything. He can do anything.

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Speaker 2: When did we usually tape Christmas episodes? Was it like September?

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Speaker 3: Now it was a little later October October November?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not quite like we do one every year.

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Speaker 1: Did we ever really do a full we had? Okay,

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Speaker 1: to Panda.

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Speaker 2: Visits for Christmas. Everyone hated Tapanga in that episode, all right?

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Speaker 3: And then Eric becomes Eric is Santa Claus and adopts

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Speaker 3: tom or wants to adopt Tommy Christmas Carol episode.

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Speaker 2: The one, the episode season one where he gives you

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Speaker 2: the ends up giving you the basketball.

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Speaker 4: Basketball your dad can't afford presence.

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Speaker 3: So that's three. We haven't done a season seven. Oh,

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Speaker 3: Phoenee reading twas the Night.

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Speaker 1: Before Christmas and some of this episode, No, that was

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Speaker 1: part of the Danielle that was part of the Tapanga

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Speaker 1: visiting Christmas. But I'm wondering, what's the one where there

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Speaker 1: was a dream sequence where Corey saw the four married

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Speaker 1: to Matt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, that one.

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Speaker 1: Well anyway, all right, let's count full House, guys, full House.

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Speaker 2: Let's go. So for those who want to watch along

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Speaker 2: with us before or after, Full House is available to

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Speaker 2: stream right now on Hulu. So let's get into their

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Speaker 2: first contribution to the holiday genre. With the synopsis. The

527
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Speaker 2: family gets snowed in at an airport on Christmas Eve,

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Speaker 2: all while Stephanie worries that Santa won't be able to

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Speaker 2: find her. So I was directed by John Boab, a

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Speaker 2: very busy director in the eighties and nineties, with ninety

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Speaker 2: one episode of the Facts of Life bearing his name Wow,

532
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Speaker 2: along with turns on The Cosby Show, Hanging with Mister Cooper,

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Speaker 2: and Grace Underfire. This is one of four full House

534
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Speaker 2: episodes he directed. It was written by Kim Weisskopf. Kim

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Speaker 2: was a writer producer who worked on shows like The

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Speaker 2: Jeffersons and Sister Sister, but most notably he was a

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Speaker 2: showrunner for Married with Children, where for the final few

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Speaker 2: seasons he also voiced the family dog Buck. Kim passed

539
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Speaker 2: away from pancreatic cancer in two thousand and nine. He

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Speaker 2: was just sixty two years old. Jumping into starring. It

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Speaker 2: was starring our heart throb John Stamos as Jesse Katsopolis.

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Speaker 2: This is the show that made Stamos a household name.

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Speaker 2: He had been a star on the soap opera General Hospital,

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Speaker 2: but this was his major breakout. He is also weirdly

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Speaker 2: in the Beach Boys. He's just what, Yeah, he's just

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Speaker 2: now he's in the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 1: He's been a match boy.

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Speaker 3: He's an actual member of the beach a member of

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Speaker 3: the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 2: Well, people die and then.

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Speaker 1: You can be part of the beach Boy He's.

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Speaker 2: An actual he's an actual boy. Yeah, he's a real

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Speaker 2: beach boy. Okay, and then Bob Saggat is Danny Tanner.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand. Does that mean he's he goes on

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Speaker 1: he goes around tour playing.

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Speaker 3: Beach boy beach boy in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he be beach boy in What does he do what?

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Speaker 3: He plays guitar? He's a guitarist right and sings. No,

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Speaker 3: he's a drum he plays drums. Oh, he tours with them,

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Speaker 3: according to.

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Speaker 1: Plays guitar drummer full house.

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Speaker 3: He sung nine songs in this one episode. Wow, Sorry,

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Speaker 3: I was too busy listening to Cocomo for John Stamos's drumming. Yes,

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Speaker 3: was he already doing it by her? Yes, guys, guys,

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Speaker 3: Easton is a is a Beach Boys expert.

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Speaker 1: He's on hell Yeah, hold on. So a guy named

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Speaker 1: John Stamos was on a soap opera. Then he gets

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Speaker 1: in the late eighties, he stars on a sitcom and

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Speaker 1: immediately becomes a member of the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 3: Yes, wow, I mean the actual John Stamos, John Stamos

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Speaker 3: playing Kocomo. Listen Ruba Jamaica. John Stamos, he toured Kokomo.

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Speaker 3: I think he and he's in the music video as

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Speaker 3: the drummer. Oh god, how's this not? It's like everybody

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Speaker 3: knows that John Mayer's with the Dead. Now, how do

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Speaker 3: we not know?

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Speaker 1: John Stamos is a lot of people don't know about

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Speaker 1: John Mayer and the Dead.

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Speaker 2: It's true.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they're still crazy. Dennis Wilson. I knew

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Speaker 3: Dennis Wilson. Dennis Wilson was the one who drowned. Correct, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: here's wikipedia.

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Speaker 2: Stamos has occasionally performed in concert with the Beach Boys

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Speaker 2: dating back to nineteen eighty five, typically playing drums and

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Speaker 2: various other percussion instruments. In nineteen eighty eight, he appeared

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Speaker 2: in their video for Kocomo, in which he played conga

586
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Speaker 2: drums and steel drums. In nineteen ninety, he played drums

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Speaker 2: for them on the title track of the comedy Problem Child,

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Speaker 2: and also appeared in the song's music video. In ninety two,

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Speaker 2: he sang lead vocals on a new version of Forever

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Speaker 2: for their album Summer in Paradise. The song was originally

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Speaker 2: written and sung by Beach Boy Dennis Wilson and released

592
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Speaker 2: in nineteen seventy. The song was featured twice on Full House.

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Speaker 2: The first was a recording song at his character's wedding,

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Speaker 2: while the second was a recording song for his character's

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Speaker 2: twin sons. The nineteen ninety two music video titled Forever

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Speaker 2: by Jesse and the Rippers featured Staymos predominantly. However, three

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Speaker 2: of the Beach Boys members are briefly shown singing harmonies

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Speaker 2: with Stamos. Carl Wilson, Bruce Johnston and Mike Love.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't any of us join the Monkeys?

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Speaker 2: My god, God, it's not too late, It's not too late.

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Speaker 2: And the three of us joined the one other living

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Speaker 2: member of Monkeys and Mick Dolans. Let's do its Monkeys.

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Speaker 3: Love It was the only one that has any musical talent.

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Speaker 1: So I know, you guys ca play the tambourine, and you.

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Speaker 3: Know I'd find a way to mess it up. I know.

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Speaker 4: He was the Beach Boys.

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Speaker 3: That's Crael, Okay, all right?

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Speaker 2: Well, Bob Saggots Danny Tanner. Bob was a stand up

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Speaker 2: comedian cast is the Wholesome Dad, despite his act not

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Speaker 2: really matching the family style of the show. Bob also

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Speaker 2: appeared in movies like Half Baked and TV shows like Entourage,

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Speaker 2: and tragically he passed away in twenty twenty two at

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Speaker 2: just sixty five, after slipping in a hotel room and

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Speaker 2: hitting his head. And then we have Dave Coolier as

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Speaker 2: Joey Gladstone, another stand up comedian, but this time from Canada.

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Speaker 2: We want to wish Dave a speedy recovery. He recently

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Speaker 2: announced that after beating lymphoma this year, doctors have diagnosed

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Speaker 2: him with tongue cancer. So we love Dave here and

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Speaker 2: we know he is a fighter, and thankfully the prognosis

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Speaker 2: is good, so we are wishing him the best. And

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Speaker 2: then Laurie Laughlin as Becky Donaldson. Laurie joined in season

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Speaker 2: two and had appeared in the movies Rad and Back

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Speaker 2: to the Beach before House.

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Speaker 3: Laurie Laughlin and Rad made me understand the world in

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Speaker 3: a way I never thought I would. Yeah, that was unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: God would wouldn't give to go ask sliding with you.

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Speaker 3: Nobody will get that now unless you're a fan of Rad. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, great movie.

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Speaker 2: And now for the young cast members. Candace Cameron Beret

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Speaker 2: is DJ Tanner Jody Sweeten, although she was just Candace

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Speaker 2: Cameron back then, but Jody Sweeton is Stephanie Tanner and

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Speaker 2: Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen are the twins swapping duty

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Speaker 2: as Michelle Tanner. Did either of you two ever meet

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Speaker 2: the Olsen twins?

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah at some point. Didn't they go on

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Speaker 1: the cruise with us?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they were on a cruise.

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Speaker 1: Were they on a cruise?

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Speaker 3: I feel I definitely meeting a couple.

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Speaker 2: I think you did a cruise I didn't do, and

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Speaker 2: I think that's the one they were on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I definitely met them, but I don't think I've

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Speaker 1: ever had a conversation more than like thirty seconds or like.

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Speaker 3: I interviewed them when I was on Nickelodeon.

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Speaker 2: Did you how'd that go?

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Speaker 1: When they were they were.

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Speaker 3: Only like five if that. And this was the one

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Speaker 3: where the woman had two there handler had two Dixie

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Speaker 3: cups taped together with Eminem's in them, and whenever they

651
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 3: would like their their gaze would go somewhere else, you

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Speaker 3: go and shake the thing and they would snap back

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Speaker 3: to the It was weird.

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Speaker 2: They talk about that on their podcast apparently, I mean this.

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Speaker 1: Was always the Yeah, that's what I always heard is

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Speaker 1: that they were trained by with food, like literally that's

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Speaker 1: why every shot of them is a single and they

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Speaker 1: are waiting to get a cookie if they say the

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Speaker 1: line correctly or an eminem or whatever it was.

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Speaker 3: I mean that was I don't know.

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00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: This was such a weird experience to watch this show

662
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: and like try and wrap my head around like what

663
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: this show is. Like I was just like, okay, so

664
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: it's three funny guys, like three comedians, and then three

665
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: child children like and like children and children children and yeah,

666
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: it's just the collision of those two things is like

667
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: all this show is. It's like cute kids that say

668
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: cute kid things and then like zaney dudes, Yes, yes,

669
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: that's the whole concept of the show. That's all Full

670
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: House is supposed to be. Yes, okay, okay, just like

671
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: there's no story, there's no character.

672
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening.

673
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: But it was like, okay, I guess if we're just

674
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: here to like watch the kids say something cute and

675
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: then the dad says something, that's all we're doing. I

676
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: don't even.

677
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: Mixed with the heart strings of you know, these kids

678
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: tragically lost their mom, that's what they're there.

679
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 3: So Bob Saggot's wife is John Stamos's cis correct, she

680
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 3: passed away. Yes, he moves in to help take care

681
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: of the kids. And Dave Kolier is their friend friend yes, okay, yes.

682
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but when you I watched the next episode

683
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: and it's much better and coolier and Stamos are like

684
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: working together to like write jingles. Yes, they together, Yeah,

685
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: and that dynamic is actually pretty great. Like watching the

686
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: two of them as actors, I was like, oh, I

687
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: can see this is like it's very sick comedy. But

688
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: I just could I just this episode not wrap my

689
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: head around, like what was happening?

690
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 2: You've never seen we say for the kids to be cute,

691
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 2: and then it made perfectly good sense to me because

692
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: I have seen I have seen a few episodes of

693
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: Full House.

694
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 3: So yeah, it was I think out of context and

695
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 3: this is our fault when we're jumping into these specialty episodes.

696
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think so, man. I think it's weird.

697
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,479
Speaker 1: I think it's a cultural, Like you would never create

698
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: a show like this now, Like the idea of like

699
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: men raising girls was just already like its own genre

700
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: back because you had like all the ideas and like

701
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: to my two dads, the whole idea. Yes, like that's

702
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 1: just a bygone era and that's clearly like part of

703
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: the impetus behind this show. And then like yeah, just

704
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: like isolated shots of kids like being cute, which we

705
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: had a little bit on Boy Me's World. You think

706
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: about season one Lily, who was literally just like an

707
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: Ulsa twin, Like people love people love it, so like

708
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: there's there's there's a rationale behind it. I just don't

709
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: get it because I'm like, why are we watching this?

710
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: Like what And it's like, oh, so the family can

711
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: sit around and be like cute little girl.

712
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, because this is the first one I'd ever seen.

713
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 3: I'd always heard that they started when they were young,

714
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: but they were young. I mean Jody was young. This

715
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 3: is That's what I mean. These are like kid.

716
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: Jody's carrying so much of the show, especially the.

717
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 3: Next episode, it's literally all her.

718
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: Ever.

719
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 2: You know, johns was was pissed about her about Jody

720
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: because great, yes, this is supposed to be his star

721
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: making vehicle and she stole every shem and he was pissed.

722
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: Get cute kids and zane adults.

723
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 3: I think John Stamos has admitted that he also tried

724
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 3: to get the Olsen Twins fired from the show.

725
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 1: Because that's a little different.

726
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 3: He just didn't think they were they were delivering.

727
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 2: Right, that's diff Yeah, he was jealous, so he just

728
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 2: wanted to get rid of the three of the four.

729
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: He didn't get the eminems when he sent his line

730
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: for it.

731
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah right, he was pissed, right, or you missed it.

732
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: They weren't giving him the eminem's. They were shaking it

733
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: like that just.

734
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: To get their eye contact. But once they say the correctly,

735
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: they got a cook it or an eminem.

736
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, I'm sorry.

737
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: It made me very uncomfortable. Every time I cut to

738
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: the twins, I got very uncomfortable. I just kept him

739
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: at because I was just like, what are we looking at?

740
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: We're looking at a child being tortured, Like I'm like

741
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: watching a baby being told Like I can't go. I

742
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: was like watching a performing monkey. I'm sorry. I was like,

743
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: this is not I'm not cool with this, Like what

744
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: this isn't cute? I can't understand what she's saying, Like

745
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: we're just I'm like every time it made me uncomfortable, was.

746
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 3: Like I do agree. The scene with Ashley being waterboarded

747
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 3: was too much.

748
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: Just grinds to a halt and then we're supposed to

749
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: wait and then it's like cute moment but again, and

750
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but that is like, I don't know,

751
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: it just made uncomfortable.

752
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: Torture Orchard is a bit a bit far, But I don't.

753
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 3: Disagree that I felt on car. It was like, you're

754
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 3: sitting there, let's get a tight because we've been there,

755
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 3: because we know the situation. We know that the camera's

756
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: on them, that they're just focusing on them, and let's

757
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 3: say your line and now let's say it again, and

758
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 3: now let's say it again, like we know what it takes.

759
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 3: So yeah, that made me young.

760
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: You're looking at it, You're looking at a baby that

761
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: literally has no way of knowing what it's doing or

762
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: why it's saying the things. That's it. When I see Jody,

763
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a very precocious kid who has you

764
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: can tell it, has a light behind her eyes that

765
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: is like conscious of what she's saying. And even if

766
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: it takes a little bit for somebody to read the

767
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: lines to her and work with her, she's capable of

768
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Like I'm seeing a kid like I'm seeing an actor,

769
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: and like I remember having India at that age, like

770
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: you could get them to do but like the other

771
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: the Olsen Twins, you're watching like essentially and like a

772
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: non thinking animal, like do a thing.

773
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: And like that's it makes me uncomfortable.

774
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is my favorite thing ever. It's not cute.

775
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: It's like I'm like, that's snow. I'm watching kids get like,

776
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: you know, great, they made money, they got their cookie.

777
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 4: Fine, I guess we're all ken yells about to cover

778
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 4: her vain. That's what you've done.

779
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and you wanted to watch another episode and

780
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: I was like hey, but but then he did start

781
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: sort of commenting on every time it cut to the

782
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: Olsen Twits.

783
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 3: He was like, they look weird.

784
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: Like they look uncomfortable, but yeah, they don't know what

785
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: they're saying, man, they don't know. Yeah, and then he

786
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: kind of thought it was funny. And then every time

787
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,840
Speaker 1: it cut to them, he's like, look.

788
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, aren't they billionaires now, like like literal billionaires.

789
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 2: Yes, they've got such wonderful handbags and clothes, and yeah

790
00:38:52,880 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: they make great stuff. All right, guest storry, we're like

791
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 2: in an hour.

792
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 3: In should we do the whole breakdown or just do this?

793
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 2: Do we need to go through a scene by scene?

794
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: Can we just recap the episode? Okay. Yvonne Wilder as

795
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 2: Irene Katzoppol as Yvonn is best known as Consuelo in

796
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: West Side Story both on stage and in the nineteen

797
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 2: sixty one film, but also appeared in the TV show

798
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,280
Speaker 2: Operation Petticoat and seven episodes A Full House. Wilder passed

799
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 2: away in twenty twenty one at the age of eighty four.

800
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: And then we have John Apria as Nick Katzopolis. An

801
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: accomplished character actor. Apria is most recognizable as young Tessio

802
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 2: in The Godfather Part two and also appeared in movies

803
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 2: like The Stepford Wives and New Jack City and TV

804
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 2: shows like The Sopranos. Apria passed away in twenty twenty

805
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: four at the age of eighty three. We have Christy

806
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 2: Summers as the Stewardess. Christy was an eighties hottie who

807
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,439
Speaker 2: played mud wrestler in the movie Battling Beauties and Roundcard

808
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: Girl and Foxy Food Fight on TV. She appeared in

809
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 2: My Two Day Ads, Cheers, and Charles in Charge Too.

810
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 2: Michael Jacobs shows.

811
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's great. Wait what was it its naked

812
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 3: food fight? What was the name of that.

813
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 2: One foxy food fight? Adding to my list?

814
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 3: Exactly man?

815
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: And then Currel Brooke as Lionel Brooke acted in more

816
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 2: than one hundred plays and one hundred and fifty TV shows,

817
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: but will always be known as Jefferson Davis Boss Hog

818
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 2: from The Dukes of Hazzard Brook?

819
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 3: Was it General Barker? General Barker on Masks?

820
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: General Barker Brook was a TV legend who passed away

821
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety four at the age of sixty four.

822
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: Jumping into our recap, but we start our cold open

823
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: in the Tanners living room. Danny adjusts the camera while

824
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: everyone and stands in front of the Christmas tree prepping

825
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 2: their annual Christmas card picture. He declares look Mary, peaceful

826
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 2: and joyous before running into the shot. Everybody say Christmas Cheese.

827
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: Then the phone rings and the girls run off, ditching

828
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: the family photo. The guys try and salvage the shot,

829
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 2: grabbing the three kids just in time for the camera click.

830
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 2: We freeze on a very cute yet chaotic Christmas photo.

831
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 2: We get our signature full house opening with its earworm

832
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: of a theme song, and we are back in the

833
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 2: Tanner's living room, Danny holds it want.

834
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 3: To noredits were okay? Hell, I don't know, I mean,

835
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 3: did you guys?

836
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. They didn't even look like they could

837
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,479
Speaker 1: play soccer. I didn't know what was happening, Like John

838
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: Stables is like diving beneath them, like leg I believe

839
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: a single thing about the show. Did you, guys believe

840
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: anything about the show? Did you believe any moment? Did

841
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: anything feel real at even in a like even in

842
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,240
Speaker 1: a like jokey, I didn't understand why things were happening.

843
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 3: It's like literally not a single moment like why where?

844
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 3: Who was sitting? Where? In the in the in the airplane?

845
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I know?

846
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: Does a kid not recognize their uncle as Santa Claus?

847
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: Like none of this made any sense to it.

848
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: I will say this, there's not like.

849
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 3: Everything.

850
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: There's not like mistletoe just kisses, Like what is none

851
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: of this?

852
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: You know what it is? You know what it is,

853
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 3: especially at this point, I think it's still the eighties

854
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 3: and especially this opening title sequence. I mean, think about,

855
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 3: like how many times have we done stuff where it's

856
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 3: like all right now, like you normally do in real life.

857
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 3: Put your arms around the people you're walking with and

858
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 3: just walk together in a lot of what I mean,

859
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 3: it's so sick. You're not wearings in the car, like

860
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 3: none of it. It was just like what is going on?

861
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 3: Like I don't believe.

862
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: I don't believe a single frame of this. And I

863
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: know I'm not. I guess I'm not supposed to. I'm

864
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: just supposed to be like kid kids guys.

865
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 3: But I can't.

866
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: I can't turn my brain up.

867
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: Sorry, I can't. Doesn't want to live in the real world.

868
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: The ending, it's just like, oh maybe magic Israel. Like

869
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 2: so the whole episode. I will say that if there's

870
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: gonna be if you're asking a legit.

871
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Message on a laptop, why do we Why did Santa

872
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: leave a message on a laptop?

873
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 3: Like none of them. I just like it was like somebody.

874
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: Took way too many drugs and scribbled some ideas down

875
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: and then some actors went and did it. And speaking of.

876
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 3: That, this is the poster for Foxy.

877
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 2: Oh you get it closer, get it closer.

878
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: If you could see it, there we go.

879
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: They're literally just in bikinis holding spaghetti.

880
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 2: Spaghetti is so big in food fight.

881
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: I don't understand a whole movie of them fighting.

882
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: Apparently, because it literally says, shot live at the Whiskey

883
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 3: of Go Go on the sunset strip. Oh well, let's

884
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 3: make it.

885
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: Let's do a remake starring you and me, and we'll

886
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: just be in bikinis.

887
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 4: In bikini You'll show up and you'll be like, why

888
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 4: don't you have any food?

889
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I ate.

890
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: There are a lot of stand pages on Instagram that

891
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 3: will be very excited about this.

892
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, you guys, it don't even suggest it

893
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 2: unless you're serious, because first of all, I will be

894
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: so rich from just putting this together. I will go

895
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 2: on telling starts.

896
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: But I will do I will do. I will do

897
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: a foxy food fight remaking.

898
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 3: Were going to rename fat Will I will I will

899
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 3: stripped down and roast.

900
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 1: You don't even have to pay me, just give me food.

901
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: I'll do it exactly. But it was a long.

902
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 2: Trip, and if you start to lose focus, I'm gonna

903
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 2: shake some of ms.

904
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 3: Serious. As long as we can all walk arm there,

905
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 3: we're fine to the Whiskey, Go Go, then I'm good. Yeah.

906
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: It was when I watched the second episode of the

907
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: opening credits really struck me. As bizarre.

908
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't believe any of this.

909
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: The next episode did, it did get better, It did

910
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: have a story, it was character based, but this episode

911
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: literally they fly somewhere that stop and none of it

912
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: make I don't know, it's.

913
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: Just not in the normal realm of like a Halloween episode.

914
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 2: You just suspend your disbelief.

915
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 3: I also don't think it's the same car, like they

916
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 3: cut to them in the in the the they're driving

917
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 3: in that red convertible, but when they pull down wide,

918
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: I don't it's not the same car.

919
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: That was fake. And the poor Olsen twin is like

920
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: pointing at the helicopter following them. Why is the helicopter

921
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: following us?

922
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 3: Eat cookies?

923
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: Steak? Quiet?

924
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 3: Anyway, the Olsen Twins have had nothing to do with

925
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 3: any of the remakes or anything.

926
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: No, I think they will watch any commentary about like

927
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: did they talk about full House.

928
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: Let's not go through scene by scene. Let's just recat,

929
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: just agree what the episode was.

930
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, the only funny bit, and it takes way

931
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: too long is when she grabs the guy's wig.

932
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 3: Let's let's not.

933
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 2: Let's just walk through what happens, Like Danny is recording

934
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 2: with his camcorder that they multiple times, he I guess

935
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: the caster, So he is recording this as like Corey

936
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 2: Matthews would for his for a school, but he's doing

937
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 2: it for work. They're going to air this footage on

938
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 2: his morning talk show Wake Up San Francisco two.

939
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 3: Hour retrospective of their trip.

940
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 2: He's gonna edit it is something that could be on top.

941
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: It's family reunion.

942
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, okay.

943
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 4: But they have to fly there the day of Christmas.

944
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: But then it's whose family is it?

945
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 2: Because it's Danny's family maybe his dead Wife's his dead

946
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 2: wife because her parents are there right, exactly his.

947
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 1: Dead wife's family that he's organizing the whole family reunion

948
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: on Christmas?

949
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 3: Yes, isn't that John? Then John? But then his parents

950
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 3: are already there on the flight with them, So why

951
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 3: would they have to fly anywhere? No?

952
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not just the parents. It's their extended

953
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 2: family like her cousins. I think it's their family.

954
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 3: But the mom and the dad and the son and

955
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 3: the daughter all lived in San Francisco.

956
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: The logic of the seating doesn't even make sense. Why

957
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: are the three of them there's two girls sharing one

958
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: seat I don't know in the front row it's one

959
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 1: bee or whatever.

960
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 3: So it's clearly the front row.

961
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: And and and and then.

962
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 2: What they're sharing.

963
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: Saggey comes up and says, I also have this. All

964
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: three people got to sign the same middle seat.

965
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: Yes, they are sitting in the Are they sharing one

966
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: seat because I know that later Dave Coolier and the kiddie,

967
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 2: the man with the kiddiewig, they're sitting next to each other.

968
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 2: Those are two seats.

969
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 3: Yes, So does.

970
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 2: It just look like the girls are sharing a seat

971
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: or did they just lift the armrest? Remember seats that

972
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 2: used to do that? You could lift the arm rest.

973
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

974
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 2: So anyway, he's recording. They're getting ready to take off

975
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 2: on their family vacation, and he's recording it because eventually

976
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 2: he's going to write it off. We get a couple

977
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: of jokes about that.

978
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 3: And then they're on the plane first class, which again

979
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 3: I thought, if you want a good runner joke, they

980
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 3: only did it once. They should have kept coming back

981
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 3: from first class with bigger and grander things.

982
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny, like you know.

983
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 3: You keep coming back and you know her hairs and

984
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 3: rollers and there's a salon up here, like doing stuff

985
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 3: like that, but they had to jump.

986
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: That wouldn't have been realistic.

987
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: That's true, they would have lost realistic.

988
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 2: But we also get for the first time in this

989
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 2: scene where Stephanie makes it very clear that she doesn't

990
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: want to go on this trip because she's worried Santa

991
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 2: won't know where she is, right, which is a very

992
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 2: common thing for kids that a lot of kids, my

993
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 2: kids included, have been like, wait a minute, our fireplace

994
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 2: doesn't doesn't go down to the ground. How's Santa gonna

995
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 2: get through the How's that going to happen? So kids

996
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 2: being nervous that they're not going to be in their

997
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 2: normal spot for Christmas and that Santa won't know where

998
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 2: they are is totally relatable for families. So she decides

999
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: to make a map to tell Santa where she's going to.

1000
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 3: Be, not a detailed map at all. He'd never be

1001
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 3: able to find that.

1002
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 2: But somehow he does because he's He sends a message later.

1003
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: Through a laptop through a laptop, and he thanks her

1004
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: for the maps.

1005
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 2: No, she draws a map on the plane. Now I'm here. Okay,

1006
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 2: Remember she draws one on the plane and says, Santa,

1007
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 2: I'm in the plane.

1008
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 3: Now it only brought gifts, the gifts that they already bought,

1009
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 3: and just for their family. Right, nobody else in the

1010
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 3: airport got a gift from the real Santa Claus.

1011
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: People are singing there with their family.

1012
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: When when they wake everybody up it's Christmas.

1013
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 3: Wake up. I was like, I would be so out.

1014
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 3: John Stams just.

1015
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: Like turns on the lights.

1016
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 3: It's like, get up, everybody, It's Christmas.

1017
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: Dude, you already had to give a speech last night

1018
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: about the coat rack christ.

1019
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: I also felt like I was reading the original Hobbit

1020
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 3: book where by the ninth Hobbit song, I'm like, I

1021
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 3: can't do this anymore.

1022
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 4: How many songs did they sing in this movie?

1023
00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 3: In this show?

1024
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 2: I know I started with.

1025
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 3: Them walking out singing a song.

1026
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 2: For those of us who don't love musicals, it's a

1027
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 2: lot of music.

1028
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 3: Thank you, Yeah agreed.

1029
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: Well, DJ is tying Michelle's shoes. She asks if she

1030
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 2: can keep a secret, and she says she's found all

1031
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 2: the Christmas presents, and then she breaks down what everybody's getting.

1032
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 2: So she knows she's getting a CD player and that

1033
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: Stephanie is going to get roller skates, and Michelle, what

1034
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 2: is Michelle getting toys, rolling in new toys, a.

1035
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 3: Cookie, just a Dixie cup filled with em and MS.

1036
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 3: That's all you.

1037
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: Could better listen. You don't have to hear that terrible

1038
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 2: sound if you just listen say your lines.

1039
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 3: It's really your fault.

1040
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 2: So I'm saying, listen, you don't want me to shake

1041
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: this at you. Just do what I say. That's it,

1042
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: That's all you have to do. Okay, we're now we're

1043
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: on the airplane. Danny is again running his video recorder.

1044
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: He's getting ready for takeoff. He asks DJ to recap

1045
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 2: what's going on, and she he says, well, I'm getting

1046
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 2: ready to buckle my seatbelt and return my seat back

1047
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 2: to its original upright position. And this is where Stephanie

1048
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 2: makes another sign that says she's on a plane. She

1049
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 2: puts it in the window, and then Jesse's mom enters.

1050
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 2: She's in a fur coat and a matching hat. She's

1051
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,240
Speaker 2: got a sour face. She says, whoever designed these airline

1052
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: bathrooms was not wearing pantyhose. And then Becky walks on

1053
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: the plane. Oh, everyone's exciting to see excited to see her,

1054
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 2: including her morning co host Danny, who turns the camera

1055
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 2: her way, and.

1056
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 4: I thought she came on the show later, so she's

1057
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 4: been there like the whole time.

1058
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 3: No, she's a guest star this episo, it's a guest star,

1059
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 3: so I think she's been established already.

1060
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 2: She end up marrying Jesse, as does Yeah. I think

1061
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 2: season two is where she's.

1062
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: Introduced as they have kids too? Are are?

1063
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 2: Yes?

1064
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 3: They have the twits twins right, because that's what Daniel said,

1065
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 3: is to play the twins. Yes, yeah, the twins twins. Yeah,

1066
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: you get cookies at Eminem's two if they if they

1067
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 3: did their lines?

1068
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: Are they also billionaires?

1069
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 3: Probably not?

1070
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 2: No?

1071
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: Probably not? Okay?

1072
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: Put any great if just finds out that the odds

1073
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: are if you had Eminem's shaken at you and cookies

1074
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 2: tossed at your face when you were young.

1075
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 3: You put in the out there right now, it would

1076
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 3: be making.

1077
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 2: Believes that you have to be evil in.

1078
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 3: Order to give me a billionaire. You don't you just

1079
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 3: need to shake Eminem's at somebody billionaire. Well.

1080
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 2: Jesse springs up from his seat, surprised to see Becky,

1081
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 2: and he says maybe the two of them could slip

1082
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 2: away and go skiing or something, and she thanks him,

1083
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 2: but no, she's just changing planes in Denver. She's going

1084
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,840
Speaker 2: to Nebraska for Christmas, and then Joey stands up and

1085
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: announces that was yes, he's striking out. So I thought

1086
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 2: it was very weird that later when we talked about

1087
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 2: the Santa Brings presence but only for the Tanner family.

1088
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 2: That also, during Jesse's whole speech about what Christmas means,

1089
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 2: he just completely disregarded the idea that, like, her whole

1090
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 2: thing was about seeing her family, and he was like,

1091
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: it's not about cows.

1092
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 3: Yes, It's like it didn't matter. She's like, I really

1093
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 3: miss my family.

1094
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 2: He's like yeah, He's like, yeah, you know what, we

1095
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 2: could have our hearts here.

1096
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me sing Kokomo and we'll be fine.

1097
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: Oh and then a curmudgeon old man approaches DJ, accusing

1098
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 2: her of sitting in his seat. I've got but one

1099
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 2: bee child, and DJ responds, no, I have one be adult,

1100
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 2: and apparently Danny does too. So there end up being

1101
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,479
Speaker 2: two seats in first class, and they offered to let

1102
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: DJ and Stephanie sit in first.

1103
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 3: Class one sea.

1104
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: The three of them have won because DA is later

1105
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,360
Speaker 1: satting two of them get to go.

1106
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,959
Speaker 2: Okay, so Danny is sitting in who's one A because

1107
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 2: Danny is sitting in one A.

1108
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, you can't. Does Michelle get her

1109
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: own seat?

1110
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: No, Michelle is sitting on Dave cool.

1111
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: Where do they Where do they land?

1112
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 3: Oh, don't get me started on that. There in Colorado

1113
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 3: and they have you land and they keep you overnight

1114
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 3: in the baggage claim. You can't go to the rest

1115
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 3: of the airport. You just get to hotel baggage.

1116
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: Wait until the next morning.

1117
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 3: Everyone can get their own hotel room.

1118
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 4: It's yeah, go get about The snow looked real.

1119
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 2: Later on the flight, still on the airplane, the stewardess

1120
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 2: asks Danny if he enjoyed his dinner, and he says, well,

1121
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 2: the liver wasn't bad, and she corrects him. You had

1122
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: the chicken, sir, And he concludes, then it awful, awful.

1123
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 2: So Becky enters and then ushers the girls back to

1124
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 2: first class. It's the pilot's birthday. They're cutting the cake.

1125
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 2: We've seen that they've had all kinds of great food.

1126
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 3: More of that would have been fun.

1127
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, uh. And then Michelle realized pets the man

1128
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 2: in front and one bee's hair, says Kitty, And then

1129
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 2: pulls off what turns out to be a two pey.

1130
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 2: He freaks out and grabs his hair piece, and Danny apologizes,

1131
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 2: explaining she really loves animals. And then we get the

1132
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 2: first time they sing the Girl from Impanina because apparently

1133
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 2: it's Michelle's favorite song.

1134
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 3: So we're let's just keep it tally because we started

1135
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 3: with the song.

1136
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,760
Speaker 1: So we have to pretend that she's crying because of course.

1137
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 2: Right she's audio and the entire family sings along. Imagine

1138
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 2: if this is your plane.

1139
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 4: Oh god, you lost to me with two kids in

1140
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 4: first class?

1141
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 2: Will you're not that person? Are you?

1142
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,399
Speaker 3: Absolutely?

1143
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 2: The kid can class.

1144
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 3: There should be an age limit for first class. It

1145
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 3: should be thirty.

1146
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: Wow.

1147
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, I can't believe this. You don't want to

1148
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: travel with my family.

1149
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,959
Speaker 3: Then of course I do, as long as the kids

1150
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,879
Speaker 3: are in the back, and I'm fine with it.

1151
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 4: You'll see them.

1152
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,240
Speaker 3: We're going to the same place.

1153
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 2: Then the stewardess announces there is a heavy snowstorm in

1154
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 2: the Rocky Mountain area. They are going to be making

1155
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 2: an unscheduled landing. Everyone groans and she responds, sorry if

1156
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 2: I bummed you out. And now they're at the airport

1157
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 2: and the family, covered in snow, runs inside after landing.

1158
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 2: Stephanie's not happy and Danny ashure's or, don't worry, it's

1159
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 2: not going to be long.

1160
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 3: I'm curious. They land at an airport that's big enough

1161
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 3: to accomplish a wide body jet.

1162
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 6: Or accommodate sorry, a wide body jet, but there's no jetway,

1163
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 6: so they have to literally are they taking the slide

1164
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 6: to get off the place to then walk outside in

1165
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,280
Speaker 6: the snow to get into the airport?

1166
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, the stairs, Okay, I guess yeah. Interesting.

1167
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: Well, the stewardess then announces, uh, they're going to be

1168
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 2: here overnight until morning. She says, let me be the

1169
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 2: first wishue a very merry Christmas. Danny is heartbroken. DJ

1170
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 2: can't believe it they're going to spend Christmas in an airport,

1171
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 2: and Stephanie says, I knew we should have never gone

1172
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 2: on this trip. Santa will never find us now. And

1173
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 2: then we go to a commercial break and Stephanie's on

1174
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 2: the payphone pleading operator if Santa's not listed, then give

1175
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 2: me the number for missus clause, and then she says,

1176
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 2: how rude, which is her catchphrase.

1177
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 3: Is this the first time no, okay.

1178
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 2: I think it's episode one. I think she even says

1179
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: it maybe in the pilot's been going on basically the

1180
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 2: whole time. So Stephanie runs over to her family and

1181
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 2: DJ says, I will handle this one. I know how

1182
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 2: to talk to kids and this was completely unneeded. But

1183
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 2: the man with the tupe comes over and says, is

1184
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 2: this where your tribe is sitting? Yes, because he can't.

1185
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: See that they're literally sitting right there. I'm gonna be

1186
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: way over here.

1187
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 2: Did they just want to remind us that he exists?

1188
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 4: It was because like he's not Santa, right.

1189
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: I think he is because at the end of his laptop.

1190
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 3: So he's supposed to be. Is it the actual collector play.

1191
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 3: That's what I'm wondering is if same actor Sorrow whatever

1192
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 3: his name is, is.

1193
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: Actually I don't know. I think that might have actually

1194
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: been Santa himself as a camera.

1195
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,080
Speaker 3: Then Santa was on a bunch of shows that year.

1196
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,919
Speaker 1: The she pulls on his beard, it does not move.

1197
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: That's a that was really Santa. Well that I'm not

1198
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: gonna break. Look, well, I'm playing into the fantasy of

1199
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: what you want to believe.

1200
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 3: Santa first, unfortunately is not gonna So they're gonna Santa,

1201
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 3: but he did get a cookie.

1202
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 2: They only had to shake the eminem in once they Yes.

1203
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 3: Santa, Santa. Hey, we're gonna add one more.

1204
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: Time over Sprace turning in the paste of the water bottle.

1205
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 3: Hey, he's a clicker. Santa over here there, Santa, stay

1206
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 3: with me. I have a real, real question. Can we

1207
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 3: air this episode? I don't think that the question I

1208
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 3: have as we're an hour and twenty minutes in.

1209
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna be able to air this.

1210
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 4: This is the lost pod mey thrilled episode.

1211
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,120
Speaker 3: We actually have one. We do have we do have

1212
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 3: a lost Oh my god, the girl from EA it

1213
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 3: goes long.

1214
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that guy was supposed to be Santa too.

1215
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I thought.

1216
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: So it was the implication.

1217
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 2: So Becky is over there at the looking sad, and

1218
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 2: Jesse's dad says that he needs to go over there

1219
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 2: to comfort her, and he says, times of crisis always

1220
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,760
Speaker 2: bring people together. Trust me, I met your mother the

1221
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 2: day Elvis got drafted, and Jesse barks back, Pop, that's

1222
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 2: taking advantage. That might work. So then Jesse sprints over

1223
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 2: to sit with her and asks how she's doing and

1224
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 2: Becky admits that moving to San Francisco has made her homesick.

1225
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,440
Speaker 2: She was really looking forward to spending Christmas with her family.

1226
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 2: Ten of us kids gathered around a big turkey. This

1227
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 2: was my year for a drumstick. Jesse mentions his parents

1228
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 2: would make her feel like part of their family, and unfazed,

1229
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 2: Becky says, no, she hasn't seen her family in a

1230
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 2: really long time. Her brother mentioned that Janie is really blossomed.

1231
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 2: Jesse asks if that's her sister, and Becky corrects him, no,

1232
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 2: my cow. She excuses herself to call home again and

1233
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 2: and nearby, DJ is comforting Steph about their situation. She

1234
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 2: guarantees that Steph's roller skates she asked for will be

1235
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 2: there tomorrow, and Steph asks how she can be sure,

1236
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 2: and DJ tells her Rudolph the red nose reindeer will

1237
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:17,439
Speaker 2: find you because his nose is radar. Danny is still

1238
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 2: very stressed they have not found the Presence yet. The

1239
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 2: Presence did not make it on this journey and Steph

1240
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 2: runs over to Danny with good news. DJ explained it

1241
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 2: Sana's going to get here with the Presence because Rudolph

1242
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 2: has red nose radar. Danny thinks fast, explaining that red

1243
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 2: nose radar doesn't always work in very heavy snow, and

1244
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 2: Steph asks if that means Sanna isn't coming, and DJ

1245
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 2: is confused. I had her all cheered up, Dad, Then

1246
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 2: you bum her out big time. Danny says, she's old

1247
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 2: enough to hear the truth. Now, the airline lost the

1248
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 2: bag with their Christmas presents. DJ freaks out, what you

1249
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 2: mean they lost my new CD player? And Danny wonders

1250
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 2: how she knew she was getting a CD player? Did

1251
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 2: you guys ever, Oh, just.

1252
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 3: Ask you this. Have you ever did you ever find

1253
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 3: your presence or do any of that stuff?

1254
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 2: He never once?

1255
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: The big story in my house, I honestly here, here's

1256
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: a story.

1257
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 3: I can't remember if it was me or my brother.

1258
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: I think it was me found my parents' presence and

1259
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: then told like all I was supposed to relay the

1260
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: information about what my parents had gotten Shiloh, And all

1261
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: I said was a guy with a feather in his hat,

1262
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: A guy with a feather in his hat, and shadow

1263
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: was like what turns out it was like a night toy,

1264
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: like a figure with like a feather in his.

1265
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 3: Hat or whatever.

1266
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: But that was all. Uh so, yeah you can. So

1267
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 1: that's what I still say to Indy when he's like,

1268
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: when am I getting for Christmas?

1269
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 2: Like a guy.

1270
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 3: Told me she found her presence one year, and she's like,

1271
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 3: it just ruined Christmas because she found everything. And then

1272
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 3: she's like, I had no surprises. Yeah, that's why I

1273
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,959
Speaker 3: never went looking the same.

1274
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't really want to know.

1275
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 2: I like the I like pretending like I want to know,

1276
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 2: but I don't really know.

1277
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 3: Of course, you know what I'm getting right this year?

1278
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 2: Do you?

1279
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 3: Zomba pants? We've talked about it.

1280
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh those fringe pants yet, like Alex Earls,

1281
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 2: those are the best pants.

1282
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: I actually do know what I'm getting. Both of you

1283
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: guys haven't gotten it yet.

1284
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 2: But wow, interesting.

1285
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 1: Okay, although I guess I'll add Zombi pants to the list.

1286
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to wear them. During our food fight.

1287
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 2: Danny turns to his family and announces this isn't going well,

1288
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:26,120
Speaker 2: and he asks for any ideas, and Jesse's mom shakes

1289
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:31,360
Speaker 2: Joey's blue bag and Joey smiles, Hey, don't give me.

1290
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 2: It is not a pod swap. This is not a podswap.

1291
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 2: Don't give me that.

1292
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 3: Shaking Joey's blue bag. We got to start talking about yike.

1293
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 2: A little later, in the airport Michere Michelle is staring

1294
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 2: at the old two pey Man again and then Joey,

1295
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 2: now dressed as Santa Claus, sneaks up behind Steph. Steph

1296
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 2: is relieved that Santa found her, and in this episode,

1297
01:03:55,760 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 2: Steph does not know that it's Joey. She just fullys

1298
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 2: that this is Santa and this this is really bothering writers. Yeah, yeah,

1299
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,160
Speaker 2: you can kind of tell it to him. Yeah. Becky

1300
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 2: asks Jesse who that is, and Jesse responds bright eyed

1301
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 2: Santa Claus. Santa takes a seat and tells Stephanie to

1302
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 2: sit on his knee. She's ecstatic he knows her name.

1303
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 2: He says, well, I know when you're sleeping, I know

1304
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 2: when you're awake. Steph tells him she's tried to be

1305
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 2: good this year, and he says he knows. She's been

1306
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 2: very kind to her family and friends. Jesse's mom carries

1307
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 2: Michelle over to Santa's lap and he exclaims ho ho

1308
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 2: ho to Michelle and she replies, ho ho, Joey. I

1309
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,600
Speaker 2: wonder how many cookies that.

1310
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 3: Over here over do you think they had which one

1311
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 3: which one? Like they each did a good thing, like

1312
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Where it's like, oh, well,

1313
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 3: somebody's got to walk from here to here, and they

1314
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 3: grab this get Ashley.

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01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: The other one's a talker and the other one is

1316
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: just a grabber, like they just swap them out. It's

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01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,560
Speaker 1: not fully formed humans yet.

1318
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 3: There's no good or bad.

1319
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:12,919
Speaker 1: They're just.

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01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 7: There's no We cannot blaze judgments out of non fully god.

1321
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 2: If Mary Kate asked you if Santa was real? And

1322
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, So Michelle realizes that it's Joey and

1323
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 2: Stephanie's shock. She pulls on his beard and she says

1324
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 2: it is Joey. Steph is offended. She runs away and

1325
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 2: she rushes back to her phone booth. DJ can't believe

1326
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 2: that the presents are lost. Joey knows he's broken Stephanie's heart,

1327
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 2: and Becky is sad she won't see her family or

1328
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 2: her cow. DJ reminds them again but also the presence.

1329
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 2: Danny says it's all his fault. If it wasn't for me,

1330
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 2: we'd be spending Christmas at home instead of that baggage claim,

1331
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 2: and then Jesse chimes in, and this went on for

1332
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 2: so long.

1333
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,320
Speaker 3: What was the point of this?

1334
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 1: It turns it around, I know, but is Jesse the

1335
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: Christmas spirits? Guys?

1336
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 3: Why is he right? You know? What it would have

1337
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 3: been nice?

1338
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: Is like, okay, even if Ganny was like, this is

1339
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,000
Speaker 1: all my fault and here I shouldn't have done this,

1340
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: and it's all because I wanted to honor my dead

1341
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: wife's family to make it to her, then it's like, oh,

1342
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:41,480
Speaker 1: that's what this is really about. If that's if it's

1343
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 1: her family reunion that he's doing all this for, that's

1344
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: the spirit of Christmas?

1345
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 3: Anything, No, just.

1346
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,960
Speaker 2: This goes on for so long, and well because.

1347
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,240
Speaker 3: John Stamis was gonna he was pissed off.

1348
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: He's gonna leave the show unless they gave him a

1349
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: big Satan Grise Christmas. Give him a Christmas motlogue.

1350
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 2: What's the matter with you people? The first Christmas was

1351
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 2: in a manger? They did? Okay, I mean, so what

1352
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 2: if we're stuck in this crummy dump. Christmas isn't about

1353
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 2: presents or Santa Claus or cows. It's about a feeling.

1354
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 2: It's about people. It's about us forgetting our problems and

1355
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 2: reaching out to help other people, and then the rest

1356
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 2: of the gate starts listening in Christmas doesn't have to

1357
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 2: happen in one certain place. It happens in our hearts.

1358
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 2: And so many of these were such like such classic cliches.

1359
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 2: I kept waiting for it to be like a joke,

1360
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 2: and all it was was reaction shots of the family

1361
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 2: being like he's right, yeah.

1362
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,480
Speaker 3: And the atmosphere the background, we're like starting to listen, like.

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01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 5: Hey, wowas right to be and to be and to

1364
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 5: be is right.

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01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 2: Jesse asks dj what she sees near the wall, and

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01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 2: she answers a coat rack, but Jesse corrects her. He

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01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 2: sees a big, beautiful Christmas tree. He asks Joey what

1368
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 2: he sees and answers vending machines, but no, Jesse sees

1369
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 2: a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. He asks his

1370
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 2: dad what he sees, and he answers a conveyor belt.

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01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 2: This time, Jesse can't think of anything. It is, in fact,

1372
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 2: just a conveyor belt. The point Jesse is trying to

1373
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,680
Speaker 2: make here is that they can give these kids the

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01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 2: best darn Christmas they've ever had, because outside the snow

1375
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 2: is falling, Jesse leans down to the growling old man

1376
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 2: with the tupe and friends are calling you who. He

1377
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 2: starts to sing the lyrics and everyone joins in on

1378
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 2: slay ride three songs. It's the whole gate claps along.

1379
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 2: Danny grabs Stephanie from the phone booth and even now

1380
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 2: she is starting to grin. You return from a commercial break.

1381
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,799
Speaker 2: We're still in the airport. Everyone is now sound asleep,

1382
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 2: except for Michelle. She switches on the conveyor belt, moving Danny,

1383
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,639
Speaker 2: who appears to have fallen asleep on the baggage claim.

1384
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 2: He disappears in Michelle waves bye Daddy.

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01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: Funny beat, funny comby, funny child, always funny, cute, cute.

1386
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: She's finally getting revenge for happened to do all these episodes.

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01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 3: Just sit down and watch it. Conta.

1388
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean literally was like six. Yeah, that's Jody's age, right, yeah,

1389
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: think about that. So think about how young the Olsen

1390
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,719
Speaker 1: twins were, and that is they were.

1391
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 3: She's again, they've gotta be what three here? Yeah?

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01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah at most yikes.

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01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,839
Speaker 2: So dj notices the coat rack is now a makeshift

1395
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 2: Christmas tree, and she loves it. Doesn't even matter that

1396
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 2: there are no presents. Danny slowly rolls in on the

1397
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 2: conveyor belt, now covered in snow. Don't ask me how

1398
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,240
Speaker 2: he slept through all of.

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01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:46,360
Speaker 3: Snow and like in ninety seconds days sleeping, Yeah, huh,

1400
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,840
Speaker 3: until it's appropriate for him to sit up. Even when

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01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 3: they're wiping off his face, He's like wiping everything off

1402
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,080
Speaker 3: like nothing made sense.

1403
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 1: I'm watching this going, I like literally visually, moment to moment,

1404
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: things don't connect and makes sense. Let alone Lodge.

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01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 3: I mean, it's like a real lot.

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01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: My god, sweater game is strong on this show and

1407
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 1: watching the next episode. It's not just a Christmas sweater

1408
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: thing every episode, I guess because the next episode they're

1409
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: all wearing crazy sweaters. Crazy sweaters everyone you like them? Well, no,

1410
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it was the thing.

1411
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 2: She said, sweater game strong.

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01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 3: So I was in bold and not as in ryder strong, no,

1413
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:31,520
Speaker 3: or or even just as in like good.

1414
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:36,719
Speaker 1: Isn't just noteworthy and uh and loud going for sweater loud,

1415
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:37,759
Speaker 1: Sweater game loud.

1416
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 2: As they covered Danny with a blanket, Nick points to

1417
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,960
Speaker 2: Becky and he asks his son, what do you see

1418
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 2: over there? Jesse responds, I see Becky by the coughing machine.

1419
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 2: But Jesse's dad sees it differently. I see a woman

1420
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 2: waiting to be kissed under the missiletoe, and so Jesse

1421
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 2: makes his way over to Becky at the machine. He

1422
01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 2: wishes her a merry Christmas, and she says, you know,

1423
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,479
Speaker 2: if it couldn't be with my own family, it's nice

1424
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,400
Speaker 2: to be with yours. And he looks back at his parents,

1425
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 2: who are feverishly motioning for him to make his move.

1426
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,559
Speaker 2: He decides to go for it. He points out to

1427
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 2: her that they're standing under the missiletoe and she says, well, no,

1428
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 2: He says, I know, but it's you know, the law,

1429
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:20,679
Speaker 2: Christmas law. She says, well, I am a law abiding citizen.

1430
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 2: So thankfully we get actual consent.

1431
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:27,160
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, consent, kiss.

1432
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 2: Scent, and then they make out and like make out.

1433
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,679
Speaker 2: I know it's romantic. So they they've gone on dates

1434
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,439
Speaker 2: already at this point in the show. It's not like

1435
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 2: this is their first kiss, gotcha. They I think they've

1436
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 2: already gone out on like a date or two, which

1437
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 2: is how he knows she only wants to be friends.

1438
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,479
Speaker 3: And it's amazing because as I'm watching these two actors

1439
01:11:48,479 --> 01:11:50,400
Speaker 3: and the thin going through my head is like their

1440
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 3: kids would be stunning.

1441
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 2: I know.

1442
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:57,040
Speaker 4: Two gorgeous human beings. Yeah, the kids would be stunning.

1443
01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Becky pulls away and Essie musters have mercy

1444
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 2: another catch raise? That's his catchphraise?

1445
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:05,519
Speaker 5: Really?

1446
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 2: Uh huh? I have mercy is his? So Becky walks off,

1447
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 2: and then a random older lady grabs Jesse and plants

1448
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 2: a massive kiss on him. Lots of this was very

1449
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,799
Speaker 2: popular in the nineties.

1450
01:12:17,479 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 4: She also really opens her mouth.

1451
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 3: Ain't a pack half mercy? Want?

1452
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:26,680
Speaker 1: I want my catchras? Can I have a catchphraise for Yeah?

1453
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 1: For this show.

1454
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 3: I don't know why?

1455
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: Why have mercy for him?

1456
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:33,400
Speaker 2: It's so romp.

1457
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: I don't like it. No, I just like the non sequitor,

1458
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:55,960
Speaker 1: just like like oola la you could negative it, doesn't

1459
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,080
Speaker 1: you make it?

1460
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:57,519
Speaker 3: Oh?

1461
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 2: Then Santa walks over to Stephanie, wishing her a merry Christmas.

1462
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 2: She hesitantly asks, are you really Santa? He challenges her

1463
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,680
Speaker 2: to give his beard a tug and she does. It's

1464
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:14,360
Speaker 2: a real beard.

1465
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 1: Okay, so he didn't answer be in the affartmative.

1466
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,720
Speaker 2: Right, So well he's gonna show it with all the

1467
01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 2: other things exactly. Saint Nick explains, he just wants her

1468
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:25,799
Speaker 2: to have the merriest Christmas ever. With that, he raises

1469
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:28,120
Speaker 2: his hand in the air and we hear a magical sound.

1470
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 2: The conveyor belt starts up and the Presence appear. The

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01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:34,679
Speaker 2: girls rush over in excitement. When Steph turns to thank Santa,

1472
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:39,520
Speaker 2: he's gone. Everyone is shocked, and Steph runs off to investigate.

1473
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,800
Speaker 2: Danny whispers to Joey, he probably went to change out

1474
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:44,680
Speaker 2: of your Santa costume, but Joey shakes his bag and

1475
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:48,160
Speaker 2: the costume is still in it. Jesse calls out for everyone,

1476
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 2: and he shows them a nearby laptop screen that reads

1477
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas. Ho ho.

1478
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: Because laptops were new and like knowledge, the computer screen

1479
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:02,000
Speaker 1: could say Merry Christmas, ho ho ho.

1480
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:07,040
Speaker 2: And it's very unimpressive clip art. It's just it's it's great.

1481
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 2: And then they shake their head in disbelief. There's no way.

1482
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,639
Speaker 2: But then Steph returns. She saw Santa Claus flying away.

1483
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:18,000
Speaker 2: Jesse's confused. He looks to his family and asks, you think.

1484
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 2: DJ admits she doesn't know what to think. All I

1485
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 2: know is this turned out to be a great Christmas.

1486
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,360
Speaker 2: They all run off to open Presence, but Steph stays

1487
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 2: behind she notices the laptop screen now reads thanks for

1488
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 2: the maps, Stephanie, and it's an even worse public domain

1489
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:39,600
Speaker 2: image of Saint Nick checking his list. She smiles and whispers,

1490
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 2: you're welcome, Santa. Danny encourages her to start opening the

1491
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:47,400
Speaker 2: presence as everyone starts singing Christmas carols. They start with

1492
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 2: Deck the Halls, and then Danny transitions them to the

1493
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 2: Girl from Ipanema five.

1494
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:55,080
Speaker 3: Five songs in twenty two minutes, and.

1495
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 2: Then the sweet little message appears on screen, Happy Holidays

1496
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 2: from our family to yours. And that's our episode. And

1497
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,880
Speaker 2: we're sorry that you guys hate us, and they don't

1498
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 2: like it that we do these. They don't want us

1499
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 2: ever do these yet. Yeah, I'm not. I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't covering other shows.

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01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we because we don't know them, We don't

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01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 2: we We basically we make fun of them and they

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01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 2: love them, and it's because we are snooty and really.

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01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jimmy, this is a bad episode.

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01:15:27,479 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 2: We've said that about all of them, well except for.

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01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:34,599
Speaker 3: Friends Fresh Prince. All right, no, and uh uh. The

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Speaker 3: first Arcle, the first first Stevel was hysteric. We love

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Speaker 3: the we love the first Stevel if you say a plowder, yes, Stevel.

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Speaker 4: We love the first evil second Steve was not good.

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Speaker 2: Krp and Amy Sugarman, Executive in charge of production, Danielle Romo,

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