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Speaker 1: excited because tonight tonight we got Jordan Clapper who's on
Speaker 1: the show. He went down to Florida to see Pack,
Speaker 1: which is basically Republican Comic Con, So you know that's
Speaker 1: gonna be interesting. And on top of that, New York's
Speaker 1: very own Rosie Perez is gonna be joining us everyone.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be great. So we're talking about boxing and
Speaker 1: the flight attendant. So let's do these people. Let's jump
Speaker 1: straight into today's headlines. All right, I don't even need
Speaker 1: to tell you this, but the biggest news of the
Speaker 1: day has been about Twitter, a fun place to share
Speaker 1: jokes and find out which celebrities are dead. Now you
Speaker 1: may remember last week Elon Musk became Twitter's largest shareholder
Speaker 1: by buying ten percent of their stock, which gives him
Speaker 1: majority control of Denzel expressing relief, Well, now you don't.
Speaker 1: Musk has decided he doesn't want ten percent of Twitter. No,
Speaker 1: he wants one of Twitter. Yeah, because he has plans
Speaker 1: to make it the best social media site in the world.
Speaker 1: Testla's CEO. Elon Musk is offering to buy Twitter all
Speaker 1: of the shares he does not currently own, for forty
Speaker 1: three point four billion dollars in cash. He also says
Speaker 1: he wants to take the company private. Musk writing a
Speaker 1: letter to Twitter chair Brett Taylor, saying, quote, Twitter has
Speaker 1: extraordinary potential. I will unlock it. A top priority I
Speaker 1: have I would have is eliminating the spam and and
Speaker 1: scam butts um and the butt armies that are on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Um that makes the product much worse. Oh ship, it's
Speaker 1: happening people. Elon Musk is attempting a hostile takeover of Twitter.
Speaker 1: He's offering forty three billion dollars all cash, take it
Speaker 1: or leave it's yeah, that was his offer, his actual
Speaker 1: or forty three billion dollars all cash, take it or
Speaker 1: leave it, which you gotta admit as very Indian uncle
Speaker 1: waits negotiates, you know. Yeah, Indian uncles always think if
Speaker 1: they put cash at the end of the offer, then
Speaker 1: you can't refuse. You know. It's like travel, I'll give
Speaker 1: you forty seven dollars for your car. What no cash?
Speaker 1: Don't it's a car. I'm gonna give you that. It's
Speaker 1: your car now because of Elon Musk is Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: He didn't he didn't just make a normal offer. No,
Speaker 1: he offered to pay fifty four twenty per share. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not fifty four dollars exactly know fifty And that's how
Speaker 1: you know that you're too rich when you're spending an
Speaker 1: extra few million dollars just to slip a weed joke
Speaker 1: in to your takeover of it. And he didn't even
Speaker 1: have to waste that extra money. We already knew he
Speaker 1: was high when he said he would quote unlocked Twitter's
Speaker 1: full potential man, which, by the way, am I the
Speaker 1: only person who got freaked out by that? Part where
Speaker 1: he said that he says he wants to unlock Twitter's
Speaker 1: full potential. I thought Twitter was unlocked. No, like, is
Speaker 1: there is there a locked version we don't know about?
Speaker 1: Are their parts of Twitter that are still shut down? Well,
Speaker 1: maybe let's keep them like that. Yeah. Never once have
Speaker 1: I logged onto Twitter and being like, man, I just
Speaker 1: wish this place would let loose people really hold background here,
Speaker 1: all nuanced thing ship. But that's the thing with Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what he's gonna do. He's super smart, definitely,
Speaker 1: but he admits that he also loves dumb jokes. So
Speaker 1: we don't know how this could turn out. This this
Speaker 1: this could turn Twitter into the best version of itself.
Speaker 1: Or he could just rename tweets foughts and retweets refarts.
Speaker 1: The United Nations today re farting a farts from President Biden,
Speaker 1: many faces online saying that this fart went too far.
Speaker 1: Moving on to defer, Now, I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't like Elon Musk, but I will admit some
Speaker 1: of the suggestions that he had for Twitter are not
Speaker 1: that bad. Right, he wants an edit button. I like
Speaker 1: that idea, all right. He wants to make the algorithm
Speaker 1: more transparent, so we know why things are trending. A
Speaker 1: white tweets go places. I like that, right, And he
Speaker 1: wants to get rid of bots and scams, which I love.
Speaker 1: I hate the butts on Twitter. Do you know how
Speaker 1: many hours I've wasted talking to Oprah two fo or
Speaker 1: six seven crypto, only to find out later that it
Speaker 1: wasn't really Oprah. I told him my deepest secrets and
Speaker 1: I gave her money. I mean yeah, in hindsight, it
Speaker 1: was weird that Oprah was asking me for money, but
Speaker 1: she seems so real and that would catch anyone. Guys.
Speaker 1: And this is also a risky business movie, because if
Speaker 1: you kick all the butts off of Twitter, that's the platform,
Speaker 1: all right, who's gonna be left? Huh Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: trying to ban all sex criminals from Hollywood. He's just
Speaker 1: gonna be left with Paul Rods and baby Yoda. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be it. Sorry, what's that? Baby Yoda did? What? Sorry? Guys,
Speaker 1: it's just Paul rod Now, that's all that's left, all right,
Speaker 1: But let's move on from Twitter to another place, and
Speaker 1: nobody gets along and nothing gets done. The U. S
Speaker 1: Senate for decades now, one of the most prestigious members
Speaker 1: of the Senate has been Diane Feinstein, Democrat from California.
Speaker 1: Right she's been a leading voice on environmental issues and
Speaker 1: lgbt Q rights, and she was the first woman ever
Speaker 1: to chair the Intelligence Committee, which was a big deal.
Speaker 1: But recently some of her colleagues have been voicing concern
Speaker 1: about whether the senator still has the capacity to do
Speaker 1: her job, and they're wondering if it's time for the
Speaker 1: senator to step down. Some members of Congress are reportedly
Speaker 1: expressing concerns about Senator Diane Feinstein's memory now. The San
Speaker 1: Francisco Chronicle reports it spoke to four U. S Senators,
Speaker 1: three of whom are Democrats, a California Democratic member of Congress,
Speaker 1: and several former Finstein staffers. All of them say her
Speaker 1: memory appears to be getting worse now. The Chronicle says
Speaker 1: one of them even started talking to other people in
Speaker 1: Congress to see if they could convince her to resign.
Speaker 1: An unnamed Democrat in Congress who has worked with the
Speaker 1: senator for fifteen years had to reintroduce themselves several times
Speaker 1: during a recent policy discussion. Feinstein also allegedly repeated several
Speaker 1: questions during that encounter. Who all right, This is a
Speaker 1: tough one, it really is. I mean, on the one hand,
Speaker 1: you don't want to expel Senator Einstein just because she's old, right,
Speaker 1: But on the other hand, if she is losing her faculties,
Speaker 1: you can't have her making decisions that affect the entire country.
Speaker 1: You know. This is like, this reminded me of my grandfather. Right.
Speaker 1: He used to babysit me when I was younger, which
Speaker 1: was fine, Which was fine until I realized that his
Speaker 1: mind was slipping and I could trick him. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: one day I tricked him into spending all the Famili's
Speaker 1: grocery money on tama got cheese instead of food. And
Speaker 1: that night, when my mom got home, she saw there
Speaker 1: was no food and she made me eat my grandfather.
Speaker 1: Now I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm joking. She just beat
Speaker 1: the ship out of me, that's all. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm glad it happened because it inspired me to work
Speaker 1: hard so I canna make enough money to buy my
Speaker 1: own time of gut cheese. And look at me now, mom,
Speaker 1: a grown man with ten thousand time a got Jesus
Speaker 1: I clin't mark, you can't touch me? Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: left me? Now? By the way, if anyone wants ten
Speaker 1: thousand time, here's the thing. Everyone in Congress is asking
Speaker 1: the question now because of the story. Should there be
Speaker 1: an age limit? Right? Because there's already a minimum age,
Speaker 1: so people are saying they should be a maximum age.
Speaker 1: I think if you're not gonna have a maximum age,
Speaker 1: then it's only fair that you get rid of the
Speaker 1: minimum you know. Yeah, because right now you have to
Speaker 1: be thirty years old to be a senator. Why, let's
Speaker 1: be honest. You could you could vote for Senator baby.
Speaker 1: Sounds ridiculous, but think about a Senator Baby isn't fleeing
Speaker 1: to cancoon during a power failure. Senator baby, Senator Baby
Speaker 1: is responsible. Senator Baby isn't cheering on insurrectionists. No, Senator
Speaker 1: Baby wants one thing and one thing alone. Bah bah.
Speaker 1: And you might not know what bub Ba is, but
Speaker 1: do you know what rand Paul is talking about the time?
Speaker 1: I rest my case, but do you realize the average
Speaker 1: age of the Senate is sixty four average age? And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that they can't do their job. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying how invested are you in the future of
Speaker 1: the planet if you'll be leaving soon? You know, hey,
Speaker 1: I know how I treat the urinal at Disney World.
Speaker 1: That's not my house. And just to be clear, just
Speaker 1: so to be clear, and people like, oh, it's ages
Speaker 1: and no, look, I'm not saying that being younger guarantees
Speaker 1: your brain works. Okay, Like, look at Madison court On,
Speaker 1: he's twenty six. He's having all these delusions of like
Speaker 1: cocaine and orgies in Congress, which you know isn't a
Speaker 1: real thing people in congress on having orgies. If they were,
Speaker 1: they'd probably be terrible. I respectfully remind the gentle lady
Speaker 1: from Minnesota that she's out of order. The gentleman from
Speaker 1: my Tanna second. And as for me, I yield the
Speaker 1: remainder of my time. I got a lot more excited
Speaker 1: than I touch, a lot more. All right, let's move
Speaker 1: on to some sports news. It is NBA playoffs season,
Speaker 1: that magical time of the year when the league's best
Speaker 1: players battled it out for the championship and the Knicks
Speaker 1: go on their annual fishing trip. Now, there's always a
Speaker 1: lot of drama in the NBA playoffs, but last nights
Speaker 1: one player got a little too dramatic. Charlotte Hornets had
Speaker 1: a rough night in Atlantic Charlie. Getting frustrated in the
Speaker 1: fourth quarter, Miles Bridges gets ejected after a fan yells
Speaker 1: at him on the way out. He threw his mouth guard,
Speaker 1: hitting a girl in the stands. After the game, Bridges
Speaker 1: called his actions unacceptable and went on Twitter to see
Speaker 1: if he could contact that young lady to make up
Speaker 1: for what he did. I was upset about a call
Speaker 1: I was naming for the guy that was screaming at me.
Speaker 1: And you know what I'm saying, they hit it hit
Speaker 1: a little girl. So that's definitely unacceptable on my part.
Speaker 1: And I'll take, you know, full of responsibility. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: First of all, good on Miles Bridges for taking responsibility,
Speaker 1: you know, for throwing his mouth got into the crowd.
Speaker 1: I like that, he said. He's like, look, man, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that. I will also say this, if
Speaker 1: you're a basketball player who shoots for the heckler, but
Speaker 1: you hit a teenage girl, kind of prove the heck's part.
Speaker 1: That's your only job. And to be fair, that girl
Speaker 1: played horrible defense, but still I'm not blaming her. I'm
Speaker 1: not blaming her now. You know, if you follow sports,
Speaker 1: you may have noticed that this feels like it's a
Speaker 1: bit of a trend recently, you know, fans antagonizing the players,
Speaker 1: or players losing their ship with the crowd. Like a
Speaker 1: few days ago, Carrie Irving he got in the face
Speaker 1: of a fan who shouts at something at him, But
Speaker 1: then it turned out that he got angry at the
Speaker 1: wrong fan, all right. Yeah. And then in the Premier League,
Speaker 1: Christiano Ronaldo slapped a kid's phone out of his hand
Speaker 1: because he was injured and the kid was filming, and
Speaker 1: then he was frustrated and he said sorry afterwards. But
Speaker 1: people like, I don't know if confrontations are getting worse
Speaker 1: because of COVID, and like athletes and fans are anger,
Speaker 1: but it does seem like everyone needs to chill. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're a professional athletes, you have to accept that
Speaker 1: part of your job is getting yelled at by strangers.
Speaker 1: It's part of the job, all right. It just comes
Speaker 1: with the territory certain jobs do. It's the same way
Speaker 1: strippers know people are gonna be throwing money at them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you are a stripper and you have a fear
Speaker 1: of flying upje if you're in the wrong job. You know,
Speaker 1: if you're like ha ha ha ha, just deposited into
Speaker 1: my account, that's not how this works. Athletes have to
Speaker 1: learn to ignore it, you know, if you don't want
Speaker 1: to get yelled at by strangers. There are a lot
Speaker 1: of other jobs where it doesn't happen, Like like, I've
Speaker 1: never once been at the dentist office, just like, boom,
Speaker 1: this dude sucks at scraping my gums. Boo, you're not
Speaker 1: even a real doctor. But I will say this. The
Speaker 1: fans also needed chill. Remember, athletes are human beings, all right.
Speaker 1: Have some respect, have some compassion because a lot of
Speaker 1: the fans right now are filming themselves saying crazy ship
Speaker 1: to athletes because they know if they get a reaction,
Speaker 1: they're going to go viral. Right Like last month, one
Speaker 1: dude heckled a player on the Portland Trailblazers by talking
Speaker 1: ship about his grandmother, who had recently died of COVID Exactly, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if you're looking for heckling material in the obituaries,
Speaker 1: that's taking things too far, all right, Say something about
Speaker 1: the game and move on. That's a shitty thing to do.
Speaker 1: Like you, you had a professional basketball game. It's supposed
Speaker 1: to be fun. Why are you so angry? There's the
Speaker 1: people in the stands. This is fun almost. See like
Speaker 1: NBA games needs to add like a quot side therapist
Speaker 1: for the fans. Yeah. I guess when I when I
Speaker 1: screamed that Lebron sucks donkey balls, I was. I was
Speaker 1: really angry at my dad for never hugging me. Lebron
Speaker 1: reminds me of my dad. He left to go to
Speaker 1: another city and he pretended like it was normal, and
Speaker 1: that's why. So my advice would be for everyone to
Speaker 1: take the temperature down just a notch and remember that
Speaker 1: the point of going to a game isn't to try
Speaker 1: and get a professional athlete to beat the ship out
Speaker 1: of you. Okay, the point of going to the game
Speaker 1: is to bribe your kids with snacks so they pick
Speaker 1: you in the custody battle. Remember what it's about. It's
Speaker 1: about love, all right. Finally, let's talk about homelessness. It
Speaker 1: is a big problem in America, and not everyone is
Speaker 1: offering helpful solutions right. For instance, in Tennessee, yesterday the
Speaker 1: state Senate passed a bill that would make it a
Speaker 1: crime to sleep under bridges, Yeah, which I guess could
Speaker 1: save lives given the states of infrastructure in this country.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that that that's what they were
Speaker 1: going for. You know, they just don't want to have
Speaker 1: to look and homeless people anymore, so they made it
Speaker 1: a crime. But here here's my question. Whenever they do this,
Speaker 1: what are the homeless people supposed to do? Right when
Speaker 1: you make it a like, what do you think is
Speaker 1: gonna happen? You think they're gonna be like, well, if
Speaker 1: sleeping under this bridge is illegally, I guess I'll finally
Speaker 1: buy that town house I've been looking at. It was
Speaker 1: all about my options because honestly, these policies are pretty
Speaker 1: typical of the approach to homelessness in many parts of
Speaker 1: the country. And now the reason that people are talking
Speaker 1: about visible in particular this one is because of this
Speaker 1: really inspirational story that one Republican told during the debates
Speaker 1: to figure, I haven't given you all the history lesson
Speaker 1: in a while, and I want to give you a
Speaker 1: little history on homelessness. Not teen and ten, Hitler decided
Speaker 1: to live on the streets for a while. So for
Speaker 1: two years, Hitler lived on the streets and practice his oratory,
Speaker 1: in his body language and how to connect with the masses,
Speaker 1: and then went on to later life that got him
Speaker 1: in the history book. So a lot of these people
Speaker 1: that's not at it in very interesting angle to take.
Speaker 1: And that's right, folks, are Hitler or is our homemercer
Speaker 1: And it made him a better person. Mur yes, don't
Speaker 1: despair homeless paper or if you really apply yourself one
Speaker 1: day you two could do a grander side, like just
Speaker 1: just checking the Hitler and this inspiring story is this
Speaker 1: adult Hitler, Like there isn't another Hitler someone in history
Speaker 1: who was an astronaut or something, right, And I was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, I'm Hitler. What Yeah, yeah, I'm the
Speaker 1: Olympic skater Steve Hitler. Oh ship you should just go
Speaker 1: by Steve Man. Yeah. You you realize comparing homeless people
Speaker 1: to the worst person in history is definitely not gonna
Speaker 1: help them, right, because who's gonna want to help homeless people? Now?
Speaker 1: This is gonna be people like no, I'm not giving
Speaker 1: you money. You could become the future Hitler. And by
Speaker 1: the way, who even knew that Hitler as homeless? Did
Speaker 1: you guys know that? I didn't I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but it creeps me out
Speaker 1: when people know too much about Hitler's life. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: something really disturbing about anyone who's like, did you know
Speaker 1: Hitler's favorite fruit was the mango? I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go over here now. It's a weird thing. All right.
Speaker 1: That's it for the headlines, which means it's time for
Speaker 1: us to check in on this Weekend's where the forecast
Speaker 1: without very own dessil like everybody good too. But you see, Dessie,
Speaker 1: how you're doing great? Good to see you. We're back
Speaker 1: with our audience. Yea, the good day, the good day. Also,
Speaker 1: you'll like this. I set up a booby trap in
Speaker 1: my building to catch whoever's been stealing my neighbor's paper
Speaker 1: before I could steal it. So that's a good good
Speaker 1: thing for a bad thing. Oh yeah, we'll get him.
Speaker 1: We'll get him or her. What's going on? What's been
Speaker 1: going on? God? That story? How crazy? Did that guy
Speaker 1: actually use Hitler as an inspiration story? Are we doing
Speaker 1: that now? Are we doing like hashtag Hitler goals? I
Speaker 1: mean it's bad enough, like girl boss culture already makes
Speaker 1: me feel so unaccomplished. Now I gotta live up to Hitler. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think you have to. You know, it's like
Speaker 1: too much pressure. Man, It's not cool. Although I will say,
Speaker 1: if it works, I will use that tactic to get
Speaker 1: my kid to finish his dinner. Yeah. Do you know
Speaker 1: who would eat all this broccoli? Hitler? If he can
Speaker 1: do it, so can you. That's gonna be a weird
Speaker 1: thing to teach your kids. I think. Also that mouthguard thing,
Speaker 1: What the hell, Trevor, Have you ever been hit in
Speaker 1: the head with a mouth guard? I actually have once,
Speaker 1: me too, Yeah, like every day in third grade and
Speaker 1: fourth and fifth and six. Yeah, it was. The teachers
Speaker 1: were super mean at that school. It's a very strange school. Anyway, Dissy,
Speaker 1: what's going on with the weather this weekend? Come on, Trevor,
Speaker 1: the weather. I mean, we know each other better than that.
Speaker 1: We can't cut the small talk. I'm not your neighbor
Speaker 1: and the elevator. Let's have a real conversation, you know,
Speaker 1: heart to heart. Tell me what are your deepest, darkest fears? No, no,
Speaker 1: I want to know what what The weather is? Not small?
Speaker 1: Here's another one. When was the last time you cried No,
Speaker 1: you can tell me. It's just you, me, all these
Speaker 1: lovely people. No, it's not small to saying the weather.
Speaker 1: I was talking about the weather like behind it's behind God. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the past is always haunting us right at the back door.
Speaker 1: Man can't escape it, you know they can't. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm you see here's a question. Are you asking about
Speaker 1: the weather or is it your inner child? That's what
Speaker 1: I want to know. What is it specifically about the
Speaker 1: weather that's triggering you. It's it's the picture that's behind you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the news we do is it's hard. It's
Speaker 1: like you can you can keep those memories right up here,
Speaker 1: and they just they're not memories. I feel like nobody's
Speaker 1: trying to make a new show with me. Um, you
Speaker 1: don't understand. I'm glad we had this top because I
Speaker 1: could tell you were really frustrated. I have gotten frustrated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm glad I could help Zara. You need anything
Speaker 1: else for me while I'm here? No, we're good, were good,
Speaker 1: desilic everybody. Thank you so much. All Right, we'll be
Speaker 1: right back with Jordan Clapper and the Republicans right after this.
Speaker 1: It's the Weather's welcome up to the data show. Recently,
Speaker 1: our very old Jordan Clapper traveled down to Florida to
Speaker 1: finger the pulse at the Conservative Political Action Conference. It
Speaker 1: led to some unexpected into actions and one very unexpected place.
Speaker 1: Every year Seepack brings together all the brightest minds and
Speaker 1: sales people in the conservative world and with the world
Speaker 1: careinean from crisis to crisis. I've come to Orlando to
Speaker 1: find out where their movement is going, embraced myself for
Speaker 1: what's to come. People ask me question who the future
Speaker 1: of the Republican Party is from its Trump. Trump is
Speaker 1: the Republican Party see Pats Trump apputter support. The greatest
Speaker 1: president ever Donald J. Trump? Donald J. Trump, the greatest president.
Speaker 1: If you look at the Trump administration on paper as
Speaker 1: a report card, it was stellar. It just was numbers.
Speaker 1: The economy. The economy I'm talking about before the COVID
Speaker 1: economic collapse. We don't count the whole term. We can
Speaker 1: cherry pick numbers that make him look like a fantastic president.
Speaker 1: Why are you so? Says I like how he's funny.
Speaker 1: He's just funny, and how's funny to debate? He was
Speaker 1: like him to little Marco, You're you're fat, You're stupid.
Speaker 1: I just loved him. I felt like his personality was
Speaker 1: my personality. He's like, it's a fifteen year old sense
Speaker 1: of humor exactly, But that is I love that. You
Speaker 1: wanted a fifteen year oldest president, you got one. Clearly
Speaker 1: this was still Trump's party, but this trip wasn't about
Speaker 1: or at all. Is this what I think it is?
Speaker 1: It's a Trump sex way or S and M. That's nice.
Speaker 1: And then you get somebody that it's like, it's about
Speaker 1: the GOP and their party's planned to tackle the issues
Speaker 1: that face America. They don't want to destroy the neutral family.
Speaker 1: Who does? But the left? The Democratic Party. You can't
Speaker 1: use the words mother father? Am I gonna get in
Speaker 1: trouble if I use the word mother or father? They'll
Speaker 1: try to correct you. What do you think of the
Speaker 1: trans issue right now? That seems to be a big
Speaker 1: talking point here. I don't think it should be indoctrinated
Speaker 1: into kids, indoctrinated in what way? Indoctrinated in what way?
Speaker 1: Um putting trans flags and elementary kids schools rooms because
Speaker 1: they're pretty colors. Those flags they offend you, they don't
Speaker 1: offend me. I think they cause problems for young people
Speaker 1: to see a flag like that in their no, to
Speaker 1: have colors like that and then associating it to something else.
Speaker 1: What are the colors? Actually, don't even think I know
Speaker 1: the color, but they're pretty offensive. Uh, they're colorful, and
Speaker 1: kids like colors. But even though the theme of SPA
Speaker 1: with the culture war, what about the war war? Whose
Speaker 1: fault is what's happening in Ukraine? Right? But is Biden's fault?
Speaker 1: He didn't do anything to to protect the nation, to
Speaker 1: protect those people. When you look at what happened between
Speaker 1: Russia and Ukraine, you have to point the finger at
Speaker 1: the leader of the United States of America. Of course
Speaker 1: you have to. Biden helped make Ukraine so important by
Speaker 1: all the dealings that they were doing in it. How
Speaker 1: should a leader handle someone like Vladimir Puden? Piece through strength,
Speaker 1: piece through strikes. What do you think about Donald Trump
Speaker 1: when he called Vladimir Putin a genius? Was that him
Speaker 1: being tough? I think he has a way of playing
Speaker 1: with words. Yeah, definitely, like saying the opposite of what
Speaker 1: patriot which, and then he gets the media riled up.
Speaker 1: He disregards his own intelligence community. Instead he kisses the
Speaker 1: ass of Ladimir Putin. But that's him just being smiled,
Speaker 1: being a wise guy. He's being a wise guy. The market, crowds,
Speaker 1: obsessions were predictable. Is this a little much? But there
Speaker 1: was a new infatuation. I was surprised to hear because
Speaker 1: for the first time at Sepack people were applauding another country.
Speaker 1: Hungry is on the forefront. When you see people like
Speaker 1: leaders in Hungry talking and speaking the way that Donald
Speaker 1: Trump did when he was in office, it inspires me.
Speaker 1: I think Hungry as positive example about how being a
Speaker 1: confident conservative can really do wonderful things for our country.
Speaker 1: That's right, Conservatives here, we're looking for inspiration from Hungary,
Speaker 1: the central European country that's been steadily sliding away from
Speaker 1: democrat see under its right wing leader Victor Orban. Trump
Speaker 1: has endorsed Orbon twice, and Tucker Carl Stton has done
Speaker 1: a week of shows and a special about Hungary. It's
Speaker 1: how m job to defend Hungary, only to learn from
Speaker 1: it as an American and try and hold up the
Speaker 1: lessons for us to emulate. Zpack is doing a special
Speaker 1: event from Hungary in May, and there are even conservative
Speaker 1: speakers from Hungary here in Orlando. God, bless your god
Speaker 1: less America. God, that's Hungary and there, of course let's
Speaker 1: go Brad. So I decided to pack a backpack full
Speaker 1: of rapid tests and Trevor's m X card to figure
Speaker 1: the Pulse International style. I arrived in beautiful Budapest to
Speaker 1: find out how similar these two movements really are. What
Speaker 1: do you think about what's happening with Ukraine? What's happened there?
Speaker 1: It's not Pu's fault, If not Putin's fault, is it
Speaker 1: Biden's fault? You can't put this question for Biden's on
Speaker 1: how much million billion dollars invested in Krein? This makes
Speaker 1: me feel at home. I gotta say, yep, there is
Speaker 1: a lot here to unpack. I did in my new
Speaker 1: half hour special lock Her Up. I thought I heard
Speaker 1: lock her Up? If you want to quality hit the road, Jack,
Speaker 1: I think I ask all the hard hitting questions. What
Speaker 1: is Hungarian for? Asking? As we have Shagnallo in America?
Speaker 1: And I investigate the GOP's obsession with this barely democratic democracy.
Speaker 1: Only chance? Is the back together like suicide squad? Did
Speaker 1: you see suicide squad? Of? Actually? Did? Is it like
Speaker 1: suicide squad? No? Ships? So the government knows all your
Speaker 1: contacts and has success to all my messages. Tune in
Speaker 1: a awful I told you hold on one second. You
Speaker 1: don't happen to know my wife's phone number. You thank
Speaker 1: you so much for I'm really looking forward to it
Speaker 1: all right. When we come back New York, hurry on.
Speaker 1: Rosy Perez is joining me. Well again for Faith Heary.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Daily Show. My guest tonight is
Speaker 1: Oscar and Emmy Award nominated actor Rosie Perez. She's here
Speaker 1: to talk about the new season of the HBO Max
Speaker 1: series The Flights Attendant. Please welcome Rogy Perez. Ye, welcome
Speaker 1: back to the Amy Show. Thank you for it's so
Speaker 1: good to have youre and congratulations on season two of
Speaker 1: The Flight Attendant. That's really exciting. Yes, it's very exciting.
Speaker 1: Like when you started the show, did you think it
Speaker 1: would receive the amount of a claim that it has, Because,
Speaker 1: I mean, it got tons of Emmy nominations, people have
Speaker 1: raved about it. It's no surprise that it got renewed.
Speaker 1: But when you start a show, do you have a
Speaker 1: feeling where you go, Yeah, this is this is just
Speaker 1: going to keep going. When I first read it, I said,
Speaker 1: this is a weird show, and I turned it down
Speaker 1: because I don't like traveling. I hate flying. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm glad that I said yes. Um. It was
Speaker 1: the first scene that I had with Kaylee Koko. I
Speaker 1: just knew it. I just knew it the first day,
Speaker 1: first scene out the bag, I said, this is going
Speaker 1: to be a hit. The two of you do have
Speaker 1: an amazing chemistry, and you know, to your point of
Speaker 1: the Carrot does. What I loved right at the end
Speaker 1: of season one is that your character. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was one of the most amazing monologues. If you haven't
Speaker 1: watched the show, watch it and then specifically the scene,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about, this beautiful moment where
Speaker 1: your character has this this this monologue where you know,
Speaker 1: she talks about you know, the invisible woman, and it's
Speaker 1: it's it's this beautiful journey where we we we we
Speaker 1: learn about menopause, but in intimate way. It's not like
Speaker 1: a caricature of what menopause is. What was more special
Speaker 1: about that scene for you? It was special because in
Speaker 1: Hollywood they don't allow women to age, you know, and
Speaker 1: you have to do all this ship to your face
Speaker 1: and body and you know, I'm furious. I love to eat, honey.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I just can't do it, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean I try, but it was it was very
Speaker 1: important to me too, to embrace the age. I thought
Speaker 1: it would be okay because just because you turn a
Speaker 1: certain age doesn't mean you're dead it, you know, but
Speaker 1: when you do turn a certain age, your mind is
Speaker 1: going crazy. It especially when it's menopause. You're like, what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on? You know? And um so
Speaker 1: I really wanted to bring that and I was really
Speaker 1: happy that the executive producers, uh you know, Steve Yachi,
Speaker 1: Meredith Lavender and Morrissey, they were like, go with it,
Speaker 1: you know, And I was like, great, you know, and
Speaker 1: I and and you're right. I get so much response
Speaker 1: from women of a certain age. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: My husband doesn't think I'm crazy now, you know. It
Speaker 1: really has been amazing towards you know, you know, and
Speaker 1: I feel like Rosie Perez as a whole. It's like,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're in a moment right now, you know,
Speaker 1: which which is such a wonderful thing. You know, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's flights attendant of course, and then you're one
Speaker 1: of my favorite moments from the Oscars just that scene
Speaker 1: of like the reunion of the cost of White Men
Speaker 1: con jumped. You know, that was really cool to see.
Speaker 1: I was just off at them, though you were. I
Speaker 1: was because I said, I just said to them, I
Speaker 1: have a train, just pick it up, because they had
Speaker 1: a set back and fluff it, let it go and
Speaker 1: let me walk out. They said okay, and then I
Speaker 1: see I see on the playback they were holding it
Speaker 1: the whole time, cracking up and they were high. If
Speaker 1: there is I think there was a joke. No, man,
Speaker 1: oh that's that's okay. You see, now this is what
Speaker 1: I'm nothing behind the scenes, in the behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: You you I feel like you're you're you're living in
Speaker 1: an exciting time right now. You're back in New York.
Speaker 1: Now for a little bit. The boxing Madison Square Garden,
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden April, there's going to be the biggest
Speaker 1: women's boxing title last time, first time ever, ever, that's
Speaker 1: going to be a women's boxing headline at MSG. Ever.
Speaker 1: They are the main event. It is Amanda Sarano. She
Speaker 1: is boring and versus Katie Taylor, and she's no joke.
Speaker 1: You know, these are really two tough women who are
Speaker 1: at the elite level. It's not just a silly fight.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be a banga. I will say this.
Speaker 1: I did not have a lot of love for Jake Paul.
Speaker 1: I have never met him, um, just because of the
Speaker 1: antics and all of that. You know, I don't know
Speaker 1: him personally. I have no nothing personally against him, but
Speaker 1: I was just like, whatever, the fact that he put
Speaker 1: on this fight against Amanda Surrandal versus Katie Taylor at
Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden a um is something to give him
Speaker 1: a lot of credit for because they're that fight should
Speaker 1: have happened years ago, and a lot of promoters did
Speaker 1: not pay attention, even the promoters that are co promoting
Speaker 1: the fight. You know, Amanda Surrandal deserved that fight. She
Speaker 1: deserved more. Katie Taylor was getting paid and Amanda Surranda
Speaker 1: was not. She is a seven the Asian seven time
Speaker 1: world champions, seven division, seven divisions, and now she's getting
Speaker 1: a real pay day. Now she's getting like seven figures.
Speaker 1: And I hate to say it, but it's all because
Speaker 1: of Jake Paul. You know, I gotta give him credit,
Speaker 1: but you know what, stay the hell out of the ring.
Speaker 1: Jake you know, oh man, if it's talk. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for joining on the show. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see you here. Season two of The
Speaker 1: Flight Attendant for Me is April one, HBO. Max. You're
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break, but will be right back
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