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Speaker 1: those words are Happy Valentine's Day. It's not because we

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Speaker 1: out of the most disappointing Valentine's Day gifts you can

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Speaker 1: There you go, that's the jewel show. Here though, are

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Speaker 1: serenading them? Fourteen percent of people, according to the survey,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'll give you that for Valentine's Day. You do

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Speaker 1: most disappointing Valentine's Day gifts, you can get Furree handcuffs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the heck? Who is still getting Furree handcuffs? Furrey handcuffs

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Speaker 1: What's the worst Valentine's Day gift You've ever gotten? Your

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Speaker 1: is a Selene? Yes? Who is this Selene? This is Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from mister Grunfeld's office. Um, are you you

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Speaker 1: have a interview set up? Right now? Are you vallable

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Speaker 1: it's a good time? Yes? Absolutely? Yeah? Okay, Hi, oh wow,

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Speaker 1: You're kind of sounding a little garbled, are you? Are

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Speaker 1: you in like a bad reception area or something? Should

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Speaker 1: it is not too early to drink? To drink? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's heaven? Uh? Hi? Um. I was supposed to have

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Speaker 1: What thanks for holding it's Alexis. How can I help Hi? Alexis,

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Speaker 1: I just got transferred over from Grunsfeld and I how

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Speaker 1: can I help you? I don't know what's happening. I

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Speaker 1: I was passed on from and then just just hush. Okay, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm busy, So I'm going to transfer you back to him,

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Speaker 1: and please don't don't. Don't get transferred back to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. I don't have any

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Speaker 1: control over who. Just hold. I'm sorry, attitude. I don't

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Speaker 1: this attitude? What is happening going on? Is James Grunfield.

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Speaker 1: How mister Grenfeld, is this a Could we just maybe

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Speaker 1: reschedule this another time time? I just need you need

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Speaker 1: to interview for the job. Need hot chick on my desk?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What I check on my desk? You need

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Speaker 1: for holding? This is Alexis? How can I help Alexis? Hi?

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Speaker 1: I was just transferred over back from Evan and mister Grenfeld. Listen,

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Speaker 1: mister Grenfeld sads something horrible to me. He said that

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Speaker 1: I was just interviewing to be some hot chick on

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Speaker 1: a desk, like, okay, what is what is that about?

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Speaker 1: The kid? So? Are you hot? Normal? On a scalp

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Speaker 1: hunt to ten us me? Hot? Are you? That's not

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Speaker 1: a question you asked somebody? Well I just did. Why

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Speaker 1: would have to rink? How hot? I don't know. She

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Speaker 1: won't she won't answer me as I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: get this through the phone. I ask you what how

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Speaker 1: much have you had to drink today? Like you are

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Speaker 1: long subway sandwich? Everyone shut even't fight you? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: on over there? Oh? Oh my god, not again? Joke?

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Speaker 1: Is he okay? What happened? Yeah, he's fine, he's fine.

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Speaker 1: Whatever your name is on the phone. I'll just give

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Speaker 1: you the job so we can just be done with this.

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Speaker 1: Do you want the job? Just come in? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jewil Show and this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Yeah, oh my god, your sister

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Speaker 1: set you up for the phone pranks. She's like stage

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Speaker 1: the job interviewing everything. So oh, I'm going to murder her.

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Speaker 1: I am drunk and I do want to fighting for

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Speaker 1: Can I give you guys a topic for Freestyle Friday

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Speaker 1: that depends what's your name? My name is Jenna, Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Guess what Freestyle Friday? And since we're on the air already,

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Speaker 1: did you know that? Jenna? Oh what, I'm already on

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Speaker 1: we ask you to give us a random topic and

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Speaker 1: then we have just one song, so three minutes to

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Speaker 1: write a rap about that topic, and then the three

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Speaker 1: of us, myself, Alex and English Evan battle it out

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Speaker 1: to see who's the winner. So far, Alex is undefeated.

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Speaker 1: Just her Freestyle Friday, she has not lost yet, so

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Speaker 1: she's the champions raining queen of him writing an album, Yes,

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Speaker 1: she is. Watch Out out There sounds like the Watch

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Speaker 1: Out Yeah rapping people out there with your hippie dippie

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Speaker 1: That's that sounds like the badass rapper that Alex is.

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Speaker 1: And yes, Jenna on the phone, you can give us

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Speaker 1: and what's the topic that you want us to write

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Speaker 1: a rap about? Jenna, I'm gonna go with moods. It's smooths.

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Speaker 1: Smooth what's a smood? Schmoods? No moods. Moods moods like

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Speaker 1: if you're in a bad mood or a good mood,

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Speaker 1: like emotions or we speak emotions. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: It's time for Freestyle Friday. Ready, no more sucking? Ready, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, No more sucking ready. Yeo's three stout

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty is a year of fear, Anxiety, depression oppression

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Speaker 1: freestyle Friday, like all rap battles are decided, Rock paper scissors. Okay,

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Speaker 1: A win's a win. Congratulations, Thank you three times? Thank you, Yo,

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Speaker 1: Princess Peach from Mario karteach game. Hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: a comfort thing that you know, they feel like they

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Speaker 1: can you know, confide to me. So the thing is, though,

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Speaker 1: this particular couple that I've been doing therapy too for

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Speaker 1: the past about two months, I've been sleeping with the wife.

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Speaker 1: Oh you have not really? Yeah, yeah, that's going on.

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Speaker 1: Oh how does that happen? And you're a couple's counselor too,

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Speaker 1: and you're currently seeing them in sessions. Yes, I've never

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Speaker 1: done I've not only have I not I've never told

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Speaker 1: anybody about this, But this is I've never had anything

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Speaker 1: like before. I've always considered myself a constant professional. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: she and I have chemistry. I mean it's undeniable, and

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Speaker 1: she's clearly not happy in her current marriage. And uh yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean you obviously know the husband very well. What

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Speaker 1: do you say in your sessions that you have with

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Speaker 1: him about their marriage? Well, it's mostly like what she

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Speaker 1: says about him, and then you know, trying to find

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Speaker 1: some common ground and but it's just you know, like

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Speaker 1: I try to do my best, and but yeah he's okay.

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Speaker 1: So as someone who's been to therapy since he was

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Speaker 1: in kindergarten, it's a long time. Uh. You know, therapists

435
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Speaker 1: are always like, it's only my job to help give

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Speaker 1: you the tools to make your own decisions. You know,

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Speaker 1: if you're going to a couple scouncling you're like, should

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Speaker 1: we get divorced, they'd be like, well, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: that's really something up for you decide. I think this

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Speaker 1: is one instance where you said just sit them both

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Speaker 1: down and be like, look, i'm a pro, and you

442
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Speaker 1: guys should get divorced. Yeah. I mean that's basically what

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Speaker 1: I mean when I'm trying to get at like, it's

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Speaker 1: just you know, they're toxic, you know, for each other.

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Speaker 1: So it's just you're a home record. Yeah you're trying

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Speaker 1: to like you're trying to you know, keep the home together. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm like, I'm ashamed about it. I

448
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Speaker 1: haven't been able to talk to anybody else, and that's

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Speaker 1: why I felt the need to call in and I

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Speaker 1: share you you know, listener to me and let me

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Speaker 1: put it off my chest. No problem, We will send

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Speaker 1: you a bill. Should find a new career. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Text jubil to four one six one.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: shows Idiots in the News and Welcome to the i

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Speaker 1: n N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For Friday, January

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Speaker 1: twenty second, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh. And if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna squish jiggly bits in a public place, make

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Speaker 1: sure it's not full of windows. Good advice. A couple

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Speaker 1: out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Lori and Eric Harmon,

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Speaker 1: have been charged with indecent exposure for making and sharing

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Speaker 1: videos showing themselves having happy time in public places. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: One video found on an adult site shows the married

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Speaker 1: couple having the sexuals in a glass gondola on the

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Speaker 1: Skywheel ferris Wheel in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Sky I

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Speaker 1: will Other videos depicted the pair allegedly also doing it

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Speaker 1: at a community pool, which is oh, that's probably not

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Speaker 1: the nastiest thing. In that pool though. For them, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: That's why I never liked to swim in community pools.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I went to a water park one time,

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Speaker 1: and I had never been to a water park before.

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Speaker 1: This is my adult life. And I went to a

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Speaker 1: water park and I was standing in line and the

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Speaker 1: guy in front of me had this big sore on

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Speaker 1: his back. Oh, and I just turned around and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I am not getting on anything here. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go eat a churro and just sit on a bench.

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Speaker 1: There's no way I'm getting in this water where crocs,

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Speaker 1: no matter why God. And as a kid, I always

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Speaker 1: had like my mouth open, would get a mouthful of water. Also,

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Speaker 1: some more videos that they were posting. Laurie Harmon was

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Speaker 1: seen in recordings allegedly exposing herself mistaking vending machines as toilets,

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Speaker 1: ross and some naughtiness inside a public elevator. That's raunchy, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it messed up. Yeah, Like that's some psycho stuff. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You can find anything, any interest you have, you can

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Speaker 1: find it online. So if you're like, man, my thing,

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00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: I just want to see a woman use a vending

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Speaker 1: machine as a toilet. It's that you type it in,

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Speaker 1: so you got probably hundreds of thousands of videos of it.

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Speaker 1: That's the amazing thing about the Internet. By the way,

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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that trans I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and later we'll plost the video

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Speaker 1: of us doing the same thing. We got any machines

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Speaker 1: here of the office, I'll record you. Thank you. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news the news And for

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who I believe is on location

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Speaker 1: at Joe Exotics prison again, yeah, wherever that is, and

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Speaker 1: previously reported on the IRONN Joe Exotic was fully and

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Speaker 1: ready to accept the partner from Donald Trump. Remember yes,

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Speaker 1: I remember. He actually had a Dodge truck limousine waiting

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Speaker 1: outside the prison. But there was no pardon, no never,

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Speaker 1: and he was clearly frustrated by the decision because he

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Speaker 1: slammed the president in his family on Instagram. He went

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Speaker 1: on to say I was too innocent and too gay

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Speaker 1: to deserve a pardon from Trump. What too innocent and

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Speaker 1: too gay to serve and he capitalized gay and then

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Speaker 1: he wanted to say I only matter to Don Junior

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Speaker 1: when he needed to make a comment about me to

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Speaker 1: boost his social media post. Oh, I don't think he

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Speaker 1: realizes he matters Ironic. Yeah, he does not like we

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Speaker 1: actually need him and Donald Trump Junior's dad was the president.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he needs Joe Exotic to boost He

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Speaker 1: only has four hundred and twenty three thousand followers on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how how many people actually saw the Tiger King?

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00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: Probably three hundred million out of three hundred and thirty

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Speaker 1: million Americans and he only has four hundred twenty three Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Not good numbers right there. So do you think Joe

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Speaker 1: Biden's going to pardon him? I bet you he does. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's fine, Joe Biden's gonna pardon me. Name Joe, Joe,

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Speaker 1: Joe to the second Power. Well that's all I have.

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Speaker 1: Joe Exotic, he's still in prison, and Carol Baskin, she

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Speaker 1: still killed her husband. This is the iron and the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the daylets and it's

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Speaker 1: an English seven who is on location in normal Illinois

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Speaker 1: doing unnormal things with a corn cob. Oh. I've only

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Speaker 1: ever done that once. Not today though. Lady Gaga, though,

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Speaker 1: did make a major fashion statement at Joe Biden's inauguration

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Speaker 1: on Wednesday, performing the national anthem in a very fancy

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Speaker 1: and ridiculous outfit consisting of a fitted navy jacket, voluminous

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Speaker 1: red skirt, and a huge gold dove brooch to symbolize peace. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of people are saying that it looked

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Speaker 1: like the worst episode of the Hunger Game. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: did look like a Hungry Game's outfit I expected. But

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Speaker 1: that's Gaga though, I know that is Gaga. I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you remember that one time where she wore

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Speaker 1: the foot long sub sandwich? Is the meat thing, the

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Speaker 1: meat dress, the meat dress. She's mental and people, why

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Speaker 1: does it make news? I know we're talking about in

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Speaker 1: the Iron idiotswork cradiance as they report the news, But

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Speaker 1: why does it make news when she wears something weird?

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Speaker 1: She wears something weird every time. If she if be news,

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Speaker 1: if she showed up in jeans and a T shirt,

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Speaker 1: be like, hopefully, crap, did you what Lady Gaga was wearing?

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Speaker 1: It was from old navy needs help you about jo.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose job, lady, of course means don't

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Speaker 1: job because you detaining me. Well nothing lose ye jobs

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Speaker 1: lose you know, job to lose yeo chat becausetaining nothing.

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Speaker 1: That was the I n N the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow for another hair hard hardy did you

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Speaker 1: change that word hard her weird hard hitting report. This

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Speaker 1: is I n N News The Jibil Show on demand

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Speaker 1: only on iHeart Radio. First date follow up. This might

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Speaker 1: be a tough first date follow up for us. It's

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Speaker 1: a jewel show that because we got a dude name

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Speaker 1: Mike on the phone that sent us an email for

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Speaker 1: a first date follow up and he thinks the reason

563
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Speaker 1: that he's not getting a call back from the girl

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Speaker 1: who want on a date with is because he's a

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Speaker 1: shy dude. Okay, so this being a radio show that

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Speaker 1: involves talking, Yeah, either we're gonna find out why he's

567
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Speaker 1: getting ghosted or just me Alex and Englishevan are gonna

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Speaker 1: have a conversation for a little while and see if

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Speaker 1: he talks at all. Yeah, I can relate though I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty shy. So yeah, I'm also shying, which is all

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Speaker 1: three of us. Might surprise, you are very shy in person.

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Speaker 1: So maybe that'll make Mike feel more comfortable because his

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Speaker 1: email is stressed that he's a very shy dude. Mike,

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Speaker 1: are you there? Hey? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, Mike, just

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Speaker 1: so you know you're among other shy people. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: are one of us. Yeah, okay, so I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: you to talk a little bit. But just now we

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Speaker 1: understand being shy and not wanting to talk a whole

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Speaker 1: lot in person, and all that we awkward. We are

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Speaker 1: very socially awkward. So this is gonna be very awkward

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Speaker 1: phone call this part at least. So Mike, tell us

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Speaker 1: a little bit about the girl that's not calling you back.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name's Kendall, Kendall. All right, okay,

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Speaker 1: so tell us about your date with Kendall. Why do

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Speaker 1: you think that she's not calling it back? Well, first

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Speaker 1: of all, tell us about the date. Didn't tell us that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I thought the day went really well. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what did you guys do? You definitely are a

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Speaker 1: shy dude. I could say I do the same thing

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Speaker 1: in conversations. I can see people like, um, when I'm

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Speaker 1: actually out meeting people that are like, are you any

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Speaker 1: more to that? Have you done? Send me a little

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Speaker 1: more info from you. We went to a steakhouse that

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Speaker 1: I really like, and I thought it was you know,

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Speaker 1: was she had everything that I like? You know, she's

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Speaker 1: a good conversation. She was really pretty obviously. So I mean,

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Speaker 1: so you seem since you're shy, I can maybe assume

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Speaker 1: that you're pretty introverted. So is she the same or

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Speaker 1: she extroverted? Um? I think she's more extroverted, which may

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Speaker 1: have been she's not reaching back out to me. Okay, okay,

601
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Speaker 1: but well just our first date, I mean, did it

602
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Speaker 1: seem like it went okay even though she's extroverted. Did

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Speaker 1: you guys have did you talk to her at all? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean we talked to the you know, the conversation

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Speaker 1: was good. Okay, how long have you guys been speaking

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Speaker 1: before you actually went on the date. We've been talking

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Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks, just kind of just chatting,

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Speaker 1: you know, And yeah, maybe she got the ideas like

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Speaker 1: more extroverted, because I feel like I'm pretty funny and

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Speaker 1: chat you know, I guess maybe a person I maybe

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Speaker 1: through or off. Yeah, sometimes emojis can really make it

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Speaker 1: seem like a completely different person views in correctly. Yeah,

613
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Speaker 1: so hilarious. Yeah, it's so much easier to text though,

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Speaker 1: you know, and like over text when you're a shy person.

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Speaker 1: Because when I used to be single and date, I

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Speaker 1: would meet these guys in person and I would be

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Speaker 1: great before, you know, on text and everything, and I

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Speaker 1: meet up and I just would be really quiet because

619
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Speaker 1: I was so nervous, and then we would leave and

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Speaker 1: then I would move back to like my flirty s.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what the heck you know going on? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's like exactly how I am. So that's

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Speaker 1: why you think you're not calling you back because you

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Speaker 1: were too shy. Yeah, I mean maybe she didn't think

625
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: I was interested. Maybe the conversation wasn't good enough. So

626
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: there was at no point during the date where you

627
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: thought that she maybe changed her attitude or like seemed

628
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 1: different at all. Yeah, I mean she was like talkative

629
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: at first, but then when we got our meal, it's

630
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: like just kind of she just stopped talking, Yes, because

631
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: she was eating. Yeah that could be Why was that why?

632
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean she was like really talkative, you know, before

633
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: we got our meal, and then after we got our meal,

634
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: it was just like, I don't know, I guess the

635
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: conversation just kind of dies. It's kind of like I

636
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have ever been in that

637
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: situation where like the conversation gets awkward and somebody's like, so, oh, yeah,

638
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: I got the what you're talking about. When that happens

639
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: the barrel, I'm like, so the color red, skills, Yeah,

640
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: there's outside, there's weather, all kinds of it. What do

641
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: you think about that? Huh? All right? So all in all,

642
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: you just feel like maybe the fact that you're shy

643
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: either made it seem like you don't care or it's

644
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: just awkward for her, and that's why you think he

645
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: might not be getting called back. Yeah, all right, we'll

646
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then call her and

647
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out. Okay, all right,

648
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 1: sounds good. Yeah, all right, we'll do next. It's a

649
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: jewel show, Sue, how's the feat today? And you're pretty

650
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: good awkward conversations. Mike is on the phone because he

651
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: went out on a date with a girl named Kendall

652
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: and now she's not calling him. Back, and he wants

653
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: to figure out why. He thinks the fact that he's

654
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: shy and isn't very good at conversation in person. He's

655
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: great on text, not in person. Very good text, very

656
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: wonderful in text, Mike not so good in conversation. He

657
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: thinks that might be the problem. Maybe he seemed like

658
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: he didn't care or it was just like full of

659
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: just awkwardness for her because she seemed a little more outgoing.

660
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: And other than that, there's literally nothing else that you

661
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: can think of, Mike, I mean no, not really Okay, okay,

662
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: alright again, once again the long response from you, Mike,

663
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: you have to stop doing that. We don't have so

664
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: much time. I'm sorry about that. No, I was joking.

665
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: It's fine. I'm gonna dollar funem right now. See, we

666
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 1: can get her on the phone figure out what happened. Okay,

667
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: sounds good. Hello, Hi, May I speak to Kendall? Please? Hi, Kendall.

668
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,720
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show. Okay,

669
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 1: what is this in regard to? Well, we're calling you

670
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show where if

671
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then

672
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: end up not calling them back, after they can email

673
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and figure out

674
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,800
Speaker 1: what happened. And we got an email from one of

675
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: our listeners about you. Huh. Oh my god. So one

676
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: of our listeners emailed us about you. Okay, and his

677
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: name is Mike good old Mike, good old Mike. What

678
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: does that mean? Yeah? I feel weird talking about it. Honestly.

679
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: If he's going to hear, well he I mean, he

680
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: mailed us, so he really does want to know. And

681
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: we let him know that, Like you know, a lot

682
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: of the time, it's probably not you know, good for them,

683
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: and they probably might not want to hear it. But

684
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 1: he said that he's willing to no matter what it is. Yeah,

685
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: he just wants to know if he did something wrong

686
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: or you know why you're not calling him back? Can

687
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: you tell us? Oh? I mean okay, Um, I mean

688
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: this is gonna sound weird, but like I'm pretty sure

689
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: he's a serial killer or something. What that? Okay? I mean,

690
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 1: so he's like really shy or whatever. Are you over

691
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: exaggerating about this serial killer thing? Are you hungry? I

692
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: mean I might be, but I feel that I'm not.

693
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: So what did he do that made you think he

694
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: was a serial killer murder somebody, Yeah, because that would yeah,

695
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: that would be obvious. I mean sometimes you can tell. Yeah,

696
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: I mean I watched a lot of serial killer documentaries

697
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 1: and all and the life. Yeah, of course naturally, but uh,

698
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: I mean the first things. First, he doesn't talk very much,

699
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: and I mean like to the extent like I would

700
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: ask him something and we would be talking and he

701
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: would just abruptly stop and just quietly paused, and it's

702
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: just okay, Well, it was awkward. He did say he

703
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: told us that he was shy. Yes, um, I will

704
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: say a lot of serial killers have been described as shy,

705
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So doesn't necessarily make him a

706
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: serial killer though, because he's shy. And also he said

707
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: that he thinks that maybe why you're not calling back

708
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: because it was awkward because he is a shy dude.

709
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: But he said he opens up, you know over time.

710
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Um, I mean I'm really empathetic, Like,

711
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I can be a little shy myself. So

712
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: it really wasn't that that was the issue, okay. I

713
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: mean on top of the shyness, for I noticed his

714
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: phone lit up from across the table, like I guess

715
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: someone had texted him or something and his wallpaper, I

716
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: mean upside down. It appeared to me like it was

717
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: like a picture of dead animals or something. I know,

718
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: it sounds weird. No, motors do actually start on animals

719
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 1: start with animals. Yeah, yes they do. And I love animals.

720
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: So this was like a little red flag for me.

721
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's a big red flag. Okay. And you're positive

722
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: it was a picture of dead animals. I mean, I'm

723
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: not positive, but it really looked that way. And I

724
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: tried to, like glance longer, but I didn't want it

725
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: to be obvious animal. Did you think it was? Um?

726
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: I mean some kind of feline looking thing. Was it

727
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: sleeping though? Maybe it wasn't dead? No, it was not sleeping.

728
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: You could see the blood. Oh oh well sometimes cats

729
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 1: bleed when they sleep. Okay, so like that's only thing though. Okay,

730
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 1: So there was that. And then when we ordered, so

731
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: we went to a steak crouse that he recommended or whatever,

732
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: and we both ordered, and he ordered his steak blue.

733
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know what that is, but

734
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 1: I've worked in a restaurant and that's like rarer than rare.

735
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: So it's like literally bleeding, literally bleeding. I like my

736
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: steaks that way, and I am not a serial killer anymore.

737
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: You like it great? No, I'm not a serious but

738
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 1: I do like my steak blood. I think it's delicious, chewy,

739
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: it's good. We like had bread for the table, and

740
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: he was just dipping it in the blood and he's

741
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: like nearly like shopping like drinking it. Oh yeah, that

742
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: gave me not a pleasant thought in my head. Okay, yeah,

743
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: it was nauseating. So I mean the picture on his own,

744
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 1: plus how he had ordered the steak, plus the blood situation,

745
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: plus like on top of his shyness and him hardly

746
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: talking and just looking at me the whole date and

747
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: he's like hardly responding. It was just like a little

748
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: bit too much. Okay, it's quite cool. Yeah it is.

749
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: I google something real quick, you know. I do have

750
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:04,879
Speaker 1: to admit I didn't hear a thing you just said,

751
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: because I was looking up serial killers and there's zodiac signs. Yeah,

752
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: and there's four of them. All the main serial killers

753
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: are like thirty on this list right here. You're either

754
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: a Sagittarius, Gemini, Pisces, or Virgo, which is J boy.

755
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: I said, not anymore. Well, I mean usually, Yeah, I

756
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: think you're good. Well, I mean I guess we should

757
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 1: have find out what his zodiac sign is. Yeah, we

758
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: do need to find that out. Don't you want to

759
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: know what his is? I mean I would be curious,

760
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: I guess, But honestly, I don't really want to know

761
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,959
Speaker 1: too much more about him. Let's just ask him because

762
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 1: he's been on the phone listening and he wants to

763
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh, oh god, Mike, are you a

764
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: serial killer? No? I'm not a serial killer. Hi Kendall,

765
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: Hi Mike, Mike. Did you did you hear that whole

766
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: recap of your date from her end? Yeah? Okay? And

767
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: do you have any response to these serial killer allegations? Yeah?

768
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: What do you think? I'm definitely not a serial killer? Like,

769
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't believe you thought that. I mean

770
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: I didn't officially think that, but it was just a

771
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: multitude of things that you know, accumulated. So what do

772
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: you have to stay for yourself? I mean, I don't

773
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: know what would make you think that. Well, did you

774
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: have you heard what she said? She said that you

775
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: have pictures of dead animals as your screen screens ever

776
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: on your phone or here. Yeah, could you maybe tell

777
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: us why she said it was a cat? Like it was?

778
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: It's an elk. I don't know where you got cat from.

779
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: Elks quite a bit bigger than a cat. I mean,

780
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: it just looks like a big, furry, bloody man. Do

781
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: you So, do you have a picture of a dead

782
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: animal animal as your backdrop on your phone? I mean, yeah,

783
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: I have. You know, I've been hunting since I was

784
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 1: a kid, so I still enjoy going hunting every once

785
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: in a while. Okay, it was an eating habits as well.

786
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not the only person that orders her blue.

787
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: A lot of people, you know, a lot of people

788
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: were their steak this way. It's like a common option

789
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: on the menu. So you were getting your bread in

790
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: the blood like it was just too much. It's just

791
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: it's extra flavor. I don't understand what's so weird about that.

792
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: It's pretty weird. Kendall, would you like to go on

793
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: a second date with Mike? We will pay for it.

794
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm flattered, but no, I'm sorry. Sorry you

795
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: didn't get another date, man, but thank you, and hopefully

796
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: it'll work out better for you in the future. Just

797
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: remember to find some other hunters out there that you

798
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 1: can bond with. Make sure you hit that block button. Girl, Yes,

799
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: look at those Yeah Jubils. First Date, follow up The

800
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. The Children Are Future.

801
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: That's the song The Jewels Show. I wrote that, I

802
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: wrote that you didn't. In other words, I believe our

803
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: future is kind of screwed. And I don't say that

804
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: to be me. And I'm only saying that because for

805
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: almost a year now, kids have had to attend classes online,

806
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: and most schools in this country still haven't open up yet,

807
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: and any parent out there knows exactly how good online

808
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: school is going. Basically, every kid in the world right

809
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: now hasn't gotten better at finding answers and problem solving themselves.

810
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: They've just gotten more skilled at googling the answers to

811
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: their tests. And a teacher from Florida named Edith Pride

812
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 1: went off the other day at a school board meeting.

813
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: What's she going off about the students? No, she was

814
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: going off about the parents in the background of the

815
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: video while she's teaching the kids online. Here's a clip

816
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: from part of her rent. Parents, please make sure that

817
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: you have the own proper clothing when you're walking in

818
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,959
Speaker 1: front of your hand. The child's computed because we haven't

819
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: seen him in their drawls, the bra and everything else

820
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: has just started going off, brawls everything else. She started

821
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: going off about what parents are doing in the background.

822
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: Here's another clip of her going off at this school

823
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: board meeting about what parents are doing in the background

824
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: while she's trying to online teach their kids. Parents, when

825
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: you are helping your children at the computer, please do

826
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,400
Speaker 1: not appear with big jarts in your hands and cigarettes.

827
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: The joint be big as a cig off at all.

828
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: You know. That reminds me of Cat Williams and comedian

829
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: Cat Williams's cat Boy. If you got kids, you're gonna

830
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: have to cut down on your week consumption. I don't

831
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: get what you say. It's cool to get hat. It

832
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: is not cool to get hot and eat up all

833
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Speaker 1: your baby's cereal. Is the same person Williams, Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: his sister. But I remember, like when everything was going

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Speaker 1: to online and zoom for the kids. The first time

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Speaker 1: that I had that, I thought of, like, oh crap,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the background of this video right now. I

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Speaker 1: remember that time because I was like, oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: right yeah. Wait, all the time before that, like what's this?

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Speaker 1: What's his video? One? Was it mute? On? The people

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Speaker 1: are like looking at you, judging you. I remember because yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I was like dinking and dipping in the office area,

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Speaker 1: so I wasn't in the background of my son Jacks's

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Speaker 1: video call for his class, so all like whisper doing

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Speaker 1: be like Jack, Jacks, is your video off? Is your mute?

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Speaker 1: And He's like ye, at least at least you're checking.

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Speaker 1: You're not like these other parents who are apparently going

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Speaker 1: to walking behind their kids with what was it ars

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00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: when you are helping your children at the computer. Please

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Speaker 1: do not appear with big joints in your hands and cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: What parents? It's like, hold, I hope you connected that

852
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: and they just have a blunt hanging out. I'm just

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00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: trying to where can I get one of them? Yeah,

854
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: and they're close enough probably to get the kid a

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Speaker 1: contact high, right, mean at that point, seriously, there's been

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Speaker 1: a lot of that going on, and there's been a

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Speaker 1: couple times too. Yeah, where you know Alex and I

858
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: are married. If you don't know that, by the way,

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Speaker 1: I have to explans because I have to because there

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00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: might be new listeners who are like whatever anyway. Alex's son,

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Speaker 1: eight year old Jackson, she just talked about. He'll be

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Speaker 1: on school, I'll walk behind with doing something and I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna look at me. And I'm this guy with

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Speaker 1: like a throat tattoo. It was like an art choke.

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Speaker 1: And I like, blink, if you need help, could you

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Speaker 1: listen to that? Lady? She's like, and then I got

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Speaker 1: some guy walking behind him with the show tattoo. What

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Speaker 1: kind of what is that? Napped a young kids the

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Speaker 1: other day. So Alex also has a daughter. She's fifteen

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Speaker 1: years old, my fifteen year old step daughter, and she

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Speaker 1: you know, kids at age are embarrassed by everything. So

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00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen the other day and she

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00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: was on her class in school, and I just was

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00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: gonna get a drink. So she wasn't even facing me.

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Speaker 1: She was facing the other way. Her computer was facing

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Speaker 1: the other way. And so I went and I started

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Speaker 1: to get some ice, and she just just you know

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00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: that that sound, that sound that fifteen year old teenagers make,

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Speaker 1: just and she puts up her finger like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I stopped, and I was like

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Speaker 1: what I did I just do something like what I do?

882
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: Because I was confused because the reaction was so big,

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00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: just like, what do you do? Oh my god? Stop

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Speaker 1: stop And I'm just waiting and she's got her finger

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Speaker 1: up and I stopped. I'm like, okay, what's going on

886
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,439
Speaker 1: right now? I don't know. I'm confused, and the fingers

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Speaker 1: up and then she just goes, okay, bye and then

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00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: hangs up on the thing. And I was like, what

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00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 1: was there a problem like that? And She's just like,

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Speaker 1: I know. I just didn't want them to hear you

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00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: in the background. What getting ice? It's not like I

892
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: was walking around with a blunt hanging out on a

893
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 1: mouth like that. You do so anyway. Because of that

894
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: lady's rant at the school board Paris, when you are

895
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: helping your children had to compete that one. A bunch

896
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: of other teachers came forward and started sharing their experiences

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Speaker 1: with weird things parents were doing in the background while

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Speaker 1: they're trying to online school with their children. Yeah, one

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Speaker 1: teacher said, I had a father no shirt drinking a

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Speaker 1: beer at eleven forty five in the morning. I'm like, um, okay, exactly,

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Speaker 1: he's drinking a beer in his house. What if he

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Speaker 1: works a graveyard and then or something? What if he

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00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: works the different what's it to you? Also, it's in

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Speaker 1: his house. It's a pandemic. He's stuck at home. Why

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Speaker 1: not you know? How about you go be a good

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Speaker 1: kid and get him a bit? Yeah, exactly, turn off

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Speaker 1: your class, go get dad a beer, and go mow

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Speaker 1: the lawn. So, if you're a teacher, text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. What's something funny that you've seen

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Speaker 1: on one of your online classes? Arris? When you are

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Speaker 1: helping your children at the computer, please do not appear

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Speaker 1: with big joints in your hands and cigarettes. Does joint

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Speaker 1: be big as a cigall? Oh? Yeah, we have sing

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Speaker 1: it off. I still think it's can't You gotta be

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Speaker 1: careful if you got kids, you're gonna have to cut

916
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Speaker 1: down on your weak consumption. I don't give what you say.

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Speaker 1: It's cool to get high. It is not cool to

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Speaker 1: get high and eat up all your baby's cereals. Good

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Speaker 1: points by both of them. All right, your phone pranks

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Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes. It's a jewel show.