Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's strawberry letter. Uh, my subject
Speaker 1: today is saved by the finger. Wait till you hear
Speaker 1: this letter. Yeah, right now, the nephew in the building
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. The letter is crazy. You
Speaker 1: do not want to miss it, and you don't want
Speaker 1: to miss this prank, right, nephew. But your son and
Speaker 1: my daughter? Whoa? What about him? Your sign and my daughter?
Speaker 1: Is he preaching this? No change? Your son and my daughter?
Speaker 1: You don't even know what frank about dude, it's about
Speaker 1: your son and your daughter or pick a tone that
Speaker 1: you want us to have. Ignorant your son and my daughter?
Speaker 1: Your son and my daughter? Here we go. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is this yes,
Speaker 1: just Darren singing? Listen, I'm calling you. Lishanda is my daughter?
Speaker 1: She go to college up there with your sort. Uh
Speaker 1: and I'm getting the word I got a few minutes ago,
Speaker 1: was that the two of them to run off and
Speaker 1: then got married together. So I don't know what what
Speaker 1: what what make him run off and get married? Like
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, wait wait wait, where did you hear
Speaker 1: this from I just got a phone call from one
Speaker 1: of the kids at the school saying that they that
Speaker 1: this girl and grew up when they went to grew
Speaker 1: up with alto grade school. She called it, said Deshonda,
Speaker 1: and there the red off and got married together. And
Speaker 1: they done that. They say they've done yesterday. But wait, wait,
Speaker 1: my Saturday, my Saturday. And I talked to him three
Speaker 1: days ago and he ain't not nothing like that. I
Speaker 1: know't yesterday. I've been calling Shonda and called, ain't nobody
Speaker 1: picking up. And I'm calling the boy. They give me
Speaker 1: the boy phone number, I call him and ain't nobody
Speaker 1: picking up in the hands or nothing. Dude, ain't like
Speaker 1: my baby girl to do like nothing like this here.
Speaker 1: But it's not like my son do nothing like that
Speaker 1: without talking to me first. So let me call down
Speaker 1: there and talk to Darren and uh, I can't give
Speaker 1: me your number. I'll call you back. I'm going down
Speaker 1: there in that school myself. I'm gonna find vote for them. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you to let you know his Now.
Speaker 1: If I'm find out that my baby girl and then
Speaker 1: ran off and got marriedcause she didn't got pregnant, I
Speaker 1: promise you I'm gonna do something that boy, if you
Speaker 1: got my baby pregnante you wait a minute, now, I
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Now, you know, don't do nothing to
Speaker 1: my son. I understand about your daughter. That's my son.
Speaker 1: Now you ain't going down and put your hands on
Speaker 1: my son. If you got my if you come, that's
Speaker 1: my only baby. Got well, I understand that's your only baby,
Speaker 1: but that's that's my only son. If you're talking about
Speaker 1: gonna put your ass on, you're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 1: If you got my baby pregnant, your son, deren Cory,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat it. I mean, what's your name again?
Speaker 1: What's your na it? Dialing? My name? Yea is my
Speaker 1: baby whish? What's your name? What's your own dial it?
Speaker 1: I know how you tell your damn that. Look at
Speaker 1: Mr Diller. Uh, you're not gonna put your hairs on
Speaker 1: my son. Let me bring him. And it's the only
Speaker 1: reason I didn't see her doing something like that because
Speaker 1: I'm taller, I'm toller years and years and years. You
Speaker 1: don't make no baby. You don't make no baby, not
Speaker 1: be married, you don't do it. He went on, and God, man,
Speaker 1: that means you're trying to make it right, don't wish
Speaker 1: you did, Mr Dillard, Mr Diller, mist to me. Now,
Speaker 1: I understand that's your daughter, she's pugging or whatever. But
Speaker 1: let me talked to my son before you go down
Speaker 1: there talking trying to do something crazy. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Your son in cause my baby girl
Speaker 1: and getting married and he didn't gotta pregnant. I know
Speaker 1: what's going on. I know what it is. My son
Speaker 1: ain't done nothing to get dark. Let me call down
Speaker 1: there and talk to him before you talk about going
Speaker 1: down and putting your hairs on somebody. I taught my
Speaker 1: baby to semi little dogs long nothing but the thug
Speaker 1: who whoa whoa, whoa whoa. But don't be a choosing
Speaker 1: my son of being no damn thild Now, well what
Speaker 1: kind of man wrong? And get mad at the age
Speaker 1: and twining ain't talked to the parts and nobody wouldn't
Speaker 1: make them do something like that. Well, you're talking about
Speaker 1: my tody. My son ain't done nothing. You're raising it?
Speaker 1: Did you raising? You ever done it? You're in raising right?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now you're talking to I'm talking got
Speaker 1: my baby brag. I'm gonna you boy, if you're done
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to my hole. Hold do you think
Speaker 1: you're talking to you? I'm talking to you. I'm talking
Speaker 1: to man. Hands on, nobody, you put your hands on
Speaker 1: so you know, clack, you understand me. That's my show,
Speaker 1: but about your daughter. But that's mom my baby. Hey man, hey, iy,
Speaker 1: that's my show. You're talking about putting your hands on.
Speaker 1: You don't have a problem with me if my baby
Speaker 1: bringing that promises you don't never knowing that because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do something that bore you ever. Man, that's the
Speaker 1: last time on here. You want some of my shore.
Speaker 1: Now now you're gonna sit down, get of your show,
Speaker 1: and and I re laxed for a minute. Let me
Speaker 1: call my fel like I get dock to you because
Speaker 1: they want to come else. I need to tell you
Speaker 1: what we're saying. Man, what else you got? I got
Speaker 1: something other farther in that school. Let get the woman.
Speaker 1: I want you to know one thing for get off
Speaker 1: this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah, I'm listening. Is
Speaker 1: nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Mr Darren,
Speaker 1: you just got pranked by your son Darren Jr. That
Speaker 1: boy boy got better sense. No, I gotta high blood pressure.
Speaker 1: What I call his mom my time me. I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you, man, what is what is the baddest I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. That is your son, my daughter. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: stupid love it bro Bro bro Bro brilliant all weekend
Speaker 1: in Columbia, South Carolina, the comedy House. That's the night,
Speaker 1: that's the night, that's eu me. Did you say brilliant? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am brilliantly stupid. I mean that's that's okay, throw
Speaker 1: that in. Please, don't just refer to yourself as brilliant.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, wait a minute, now, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: brilliantly stupid tonight on stage. But but not wait wait white,
Speaker 1: Ready to love. I'm brilliant tomorrow night at ten. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm brilliant. Can't happen. That can't happen. Ready to love.
Speaker 1: I'm brilliant. I am, I'm everything. You just you don't
Speaker 1: see this. I'm clever, m I got wisdom, I'm wise.
Speaker 1: Ohoh I said that without them? Did you I heard it?
Speaker 1: Said again? I didn't hear I'd say it. I say
Speaker 1: why I said I was why do I said it,
Speaker 1: though you hear it? I heard it. I heard it
Speaker 1: to Tommy. Did you hear it? Jay? Carla heard it
Speaker 1: as the kid. Didn't hear say it again? Then on
Speaker 1: why we're all staring at him like this? He can't
Speaker 1: do it. You know. You can turn your head. He
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be able to do it. You can lead
Speaker 1: a room, yeah, hey, come on, whis take your time quick? Quick?
Speaker 1: Push is a sauce you put on steak? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: pushes push all right, Look, we gotta get out of here.
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