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Speaker 1: Hey, cute eye contact misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 2: One is at the fortune cookie Factory when you demonstrate

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Speaker 2: how to crack one open using just the tip of

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Speaker 2: your tongue.

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Speaker 3: Wow, fortunes hard.

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Speaker 2: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 2: We scour that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one,

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Speaker 2: titled care to Open My Package? Man for a Woman

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Speaker 2: thirty four mal He says, Hey, I met you in

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Speaker 2: the Westfield Mall parking lot two days ago. I was

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Speaker 2: the guy who knocked on your van door. Hopefully you

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Speaker 2: remember me. I was wearing a green cast with lightning

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Speaker 2: bolts on it. Because its not sweet, cap.

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Speaker 1: I'm not hurt. It's just a fashion thing. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: told you.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: I think it's cool you work for ups and you

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Speaker 1: know what?

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Speaker 2: You know what. I can't say this about most women,

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Speaker 2: but brown is definitely your color.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what did brown do for you? Made her look good?

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Speaker 1: We had a funny miscommunication.

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Speaker 2: After you didn't open your door or say hi, I

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Speaker 2: still wanted to be in your proximity. That's why I

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Speaker 2: started unloading a few of the boxes off the truck

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Speaker 2: for you illegal. I think you thought I was stealing them, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: which was one hundred percent Hilaire. You jumped out of

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Speaker 2: your truck so fast, yelling and getting loud. I was

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Speaker 2: just laughing, thinking one day we're going to tell our

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Speaker 2: kids that mommy thought daddy was robbing her. Anyway, after

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Speaker 2: I calmed things down, I offered to buy you a

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Speaker 2: coffee in the food court. It's nice you declined cause

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Speaker 2: quote you needed to stay on schedule. I'm assuming you

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Speaker 2: meant your time of the month. I was respectful. I

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Speaker 2: was respectful and.

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Speaker 1: Blew you a kiss as you drove away. Hopefully you

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Speaker 1: see this and right.

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Speaker 2: Back, because I really thought you were attractive for a

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Speaker 2: stout lady.

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Speaker 1: Get there, just out. That's a minute. Signed Philip Pender.

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Speaker 2: We don't normally get first and last names on there,

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Speaker 2: but he was so confident, so in love.

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Speaker 3: There's no shame in that man's game.

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Speaker 1: He went for it.

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Speaker 2: You get it, phil Let's go to your next misconnection

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Speaker 2: titled from Valley Girl to Valet Girl woman for Man

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Speaker 2: twenty hotel lobby. She says you were the cutest valet

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Speaker 2: slash bellboy in the entire hotel.

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Speaker 1: How many of you were there? Three? I'm just playing.

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Speaker 2: Actually I don't count very well, but I think there

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Speaker 2: were only three. So I was the blonde sweetheart with

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Speaker 2: the braids. You met in the lobby, and you carried

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Speaker 2: my bags more than a few times. I saw you

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Speaker 2: look at my yellow crop top that read live laugh

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Speaker 2: and lawyer up.

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Speaker 1: L a joke on your Shirtok, those are words to

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Speaker 1: live by, sweetie.

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Speaker 2: We didn't talk much on the way up in the elevator,

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Speaker 2: but I could tell from your skin rash that you

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Speaker 2: don't believe in sunscreen or global warming, which was honestly

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Speaker 2: cool because I'm not a conspiracy theorist either, just.

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Speaker 3: The science that's burning your skin.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry about the awkward sitch in the room where

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Speaker 2: you met my daddy. He's a CFO for a pharmaceutical

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Speaker 2: company and doesn't carry much luggage because you know Alpha's

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Speaker 2: pack light, do they.

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Speaker 1: I've been carrying way too much.

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Speaker 3: I confuses it her actual father, or.

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Speaker 2: I would not work at least that's what Daddy says.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting off track again. Sorry for the blonde brain.

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Speaker 2: The reason for my email is that Daddy will be

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Speaker 2: at a lot of meetings over the next few days,

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Speaker 2: and I'm all alone up in this big hotel room

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Speaker 2: just watching Real Housewife reruns on TBS.

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Speaker 3: That's what she inspires to be someday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, if you want to come upstairs, I've got

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Speaker 2: nothing to do, and we can play a game called

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Speaker 2: Who's wearing My tank top? You are?

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Speaker 3: Do you know.

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Speaker 2: That? Signed Oopsie Angie. She put oops in quotes.

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Speaker 3: On the Daddy the Lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your final misconnection titled Trucker needs a

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Speaker 2: Forever Home? All right?

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Speaker 1: Man for woman forty five Hi Wade Diner.

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Speaker 2: He says, I was at your diner about four days ago,

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Speaker 2: just blowing through town hauling a refrigerated mystery.

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Speaker 1: That I'm legally not allowed to describe.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, it is concerning.

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Speaker 2: When I sat my sorry butt down in one of

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Speaker 2: your worn out booths, I looked up and saw you

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Speaker 2: dishwater hair, girlish figure, and same pink and white outfit

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Speaker 2: you probably Warren since the Clinton administration, down to the

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Speaker 2: cute cigarette holes on your collar. You didn't flirt, and

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Speaker 2: that's how I knew you was different.

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Speaker 3: She deals with like eight of you a day.

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Speaker 2: You just topped off my mug without eye contact, like

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Speaker 2: a woman who's ready for one hundred year vacation. When

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Speaker 2: I said rough night, you said they're all rough and

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Speaker 2: walked away midcent.

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Speaker 3: She may actually enjoyed this guy. I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 3: he can lift her up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that really stuck with me. I'm no prize neither.

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Speaker 2: I got a beard that's more memory than hair, in

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Speaker 2: a back that clicks.

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Speaker 1: When I stand up.

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Speaker 2: I had that.

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Speaker 3: That sucks.

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Speaker 2: Then he writes, did I just turn you on? I

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Speaker 2: want to leave a tip that gave you the impression.

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Speaker 2: I'm serious but not reckless. Okay, hopefully you enjoyed them

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Speaker 2: four dollars if you see this, I'll be back through eventually,

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Speaker 2: same booth, same coffee. If you don't recognize me, that's fine,

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Speaker 2: I'll recognize you.

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Speaker 3: He's going to bring another four dollars.

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Speaker 2: So that signed Sam the Trucker. So sure that post

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Speaker 2: doesn't get your true love nothing? Well, those your Craigslist

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Speaker 2: misconnections for the week. We got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 2: up right after this