Speaker 1: So what do you think counts as a first step
Speaker 1: for a baby?
Speaker 2: First step?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it?
Speaker 3: Like you know, because right now the guy's child, he's
Speaker 3: like at this phase or he like he can hold
Speaker 3: he holds himself up, he stands without like grabbing stuff.
Speaker 2: That doesn't count. That ain't okay.
Speaker 3: But then my mom was here and he was like
Speaker 3: holding on to something and she say, come here, and
Speaker 3: he did like a drunk stumble towards her. It wasn't
Speaker 3: let me fucking saunter, but he was like and like
Speaker 3: ellender arms. Now I don't know if that fully counts
Speaker 3: because also her Mes, he wasn't here to witness that.
Speaker 1: And I don't want it to feel like we saw
Speaker 1: something that might not have been.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was like like it maybe feels like
Speaker 3: the first iteration of like the Right Brothers aircraft or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like how drunk was he though? Like was
Speaker 2: he was?
Speaker 4: He?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Just a couple of drinks, I mean, like what like
Speaker 3: a hip flask of elamore.
Speaker 2: Do Hello the Internet and go home to this week
Speaker 2: trend edition of the production of iHeart Radio. And It's
Speaker 2: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America.
Speaker 2: Share consciousness. This is the one that happens on Monday morning,
Speaker 2: before we've done anything else. We like to come in
Speaker 2: tell you what is trending, what was trending over the weekend,
Speaker 2: what we're up to. Personally, gave you a little little
Speaker 2: cold open top, little free record, you know, peak behind
Speaker 2: the curtain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, exactly, you know, just letting people know that
Speaker 3: we have equally boring things going on before we record after.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what part Brian the editor used,
Speaker 3: but I know we were talking.
Speaker 2: About we're just going to scoopy a little thirty seconds
Speaker 2: up top, give you a see if you like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll do skits. I don't know, this feels
Speaker 1: like it could evolve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we'll always start. We'll try starting to try
Speaker 2: some ship which we know you guys love you. We
Speaker 2: know you guys like different us trying different and new stuff.
Speaker 3: Just disrupting the steady flow of content that you're normally
Speaker 3: you're used to with now, Like why the fuck.
Speaker 1: Are they blabbering at the top of the cow because.
Speaker 3: I have cool things to say that sometimes I can't
Speaker 3: shoehorn in organically into the show.
Speaker 1: But anyway, here we are.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, Miles, we're going to talk about Christy Nome,
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about the White House Correspondence dinner.
Speaker 1: This is new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But before we get to all stuff that is trending,
Speaker 2: we do like to let people know a little bit
Speaker 2: about you and me, a little bit about what we
Speaker 2: got going on. And we start off with saying something
Speaker 2: we think is underrated. We're overrated. I don't really, I
Speaker 2: don't give a shit. But which would you prefer?
Speaker 1: I'm fine with either one. I mean, let's go underrated baby, Okay,
Speaker 1: But which one should I do?
Speaker 2: Yeaht it?
Speaker 3: I honestly, I just think the thing I realized I
Speaker 3: was having really interesting.
Speaker 1: Cock cock cossacks, cockax.
Speaker 2: Pain, tailbone pain, okay, cockpint yeah, yeah, sorry, cockpain terrible.
Speaker 1: Woke up with terrible throbbing cockpain. And I was.
Speaker 3: Just like trying to figure out what was going on. Like,
Speaker 3: I was just trying to figure out what was going
Speaker 3: on because it felt like I had to take like,
Speaker 3: oh sorry, and look, listeners were gonna go blue here.
Speaker 3: For a second, I thought I'd take a terrible poo
Speaker 3: pooh okay, And I was like like I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess that is brown, and but this is what
Speaker 3: brown can do for you.
Speaker 1: It can help you understand your body a little bit more.
Speaker 3: I sat on the toilet for like thirty five minutes
Speaker 3: and like nothing was happening, and the pain.
Speaker 1: Was still there. So then I looked it up. I'm
Speaker 1: getting to the underrated part, don't worry.
Speaker 3: I look up like tailbone pain and then like just
Speaker 3: then it sort of got me down this like rabbit
Speaker 3: hole about how like I think the cock ex pain
Speaker 3: is like cock Like you know, there's just like these
Speaker 3: like Latin suffixes that they use. Were just like yeah,
Speaker 3: cockax pain like cocka concidia or something like that, or
Speaker 3: like sure, algaia is also like a medical suffix for pain.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta tell you the truth. When I
Speaker 2: see those Latin terms, brand turns off so dark like
Speaker 2: a light like a light.
Speaker 1: Oh okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just like I come to after a string of
Speaker 2: Latin words and I'm like, I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fuck you just said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I what the thing that I thought I
Speaker 3: was experiencing was cosidinia and it's just like tailbone pain.
Speaker 3: But I was like thinking about how like when you
Speaker 3: go to a doctor like the diagnosis will just be
Speaker 3: like my ass hurts, and they're like, yeah, you got
Speaker 3: ass algia, Like yeah, I know it hurts.
Speaker 2: It's like yeah yeah, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Like just how like the sort of medical interaction it's
Speaker 3: sort of like the diagnosis is so I think it's
Speaker 3: just really underrated. How like we're taking in what doctors
Speaker 3: say when half the time they're just confirming what we're
Speaker 3: saying back to you.
Speaker 1: But just like with.
Speaker 2: Medical tilting Latin, which.
Speaker 3: Is great because sometimes they like, oh you have this,
Speaker 3: probably this is what you do. Other times I've had
Speaker 3: it like like some like like sternhum pain from like
Speaker 3: my posture, and I'm like, oh, so what do you do?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Mandy's just change a posture something, take
Speaker 1: my riberprofen. Oh. I'm like, oh okay, cool.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I love shout out to the medical terminology
Speaker 3: because we're wowed when they just go back, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: that's casidonia.
Speaker 2: Did you did you talk to an actual doctor? You
Speaker 2: want WebMD on No.
Speaker 1: I went WebMD and I convinced myself I had numerous illness. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then I realized I see a stretch.
Speaker 3: I think it was just like opening up my hips
Speaker 3: a little bit more like relieved all this pressure. And
Speaker 3: I was like, and that's how you know, I'm a
Speaker 3: podcaster that sits down way too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I built myself like a standing desk at the end
Speaker 2: of last week because I was just feeling too sedentary.
Speaker 2: So I just like had forty you can see, like
Speaker 2: I have like ten books behind me that were Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just put my computer on top of that for
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh you truly, you just bootlegged.
Speaker 2: It, bootlegged it. Yeah, but my back is fucked up,
Speaker 2: so not sure. Yeah, my underrated miles beyond just having
Speaker 2: a back that doesn't hurt. I did go camp and
Speaker 2: took my kids camping with a bunch of other families
Speaker 2: over the weekend. My underrated is like bugs and birds
Speaker 2: and sticks and not having cell phone reception. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: I was worried my kids were going to complain that
Speaker 2: there was nothing to do, because there literally wasn't. I
Speaker 2: brought like a few books that they've read before, like
Speaker 2: a chessboard, a deck of cards, and these little like
Speaker 2: magnifying glass cup things for like bug collection.
Speaker 1: Put over the bug so you can just kind of
Speaker 1: like you can like.
Speaker 2: Put them in and then like kind of watch them
Speaker 2: through the thing and then you know, release, catch and release.
Speaker 2: But they didn't complain about being bored at all. They
Speaker 2: just like usually there's always a long negotiation happening that
Speaker 2: always ends with like what what can I do? Can
Speaker 2: I like something with media? Like we don't even let
Speaker 2: our kids watch TV or like do any screens during
Speaker 2: the week, but they're still throughout the week constantly negotiating
Speaker 2: for that ship. Well, yeah, just like something about being
Speaker 2: out there. They just like played with sticks and like
Speaker 2: made up games and like looked at They were really
Speaker 2: into fucking Beatles. It was like Beatlemania out there, and
Speaker 2: it was for me. It was good. Like we none
Speaker 2: of none of the grown ups had access to like
Speaker 2: cell phone reception, so we were all just in like
Speaker 2: a media Schroedegger's cat where like all hell could have
Speaker 2: been breaking loose. Yeah, but we were all just like
Speaker 2: out of range for twenty four hours beautiful, except except
Speaker 2: the people with T mobile. They probably would have They
Speaker 2: probably would the.
Speaker 1: Damn that could have been an ad I mean, look
Speaker 1: that No, you know, I'm not even lying. I've been
Speaker 1: with you know, I've been with T.
Speaker 3: Mobilesin is the two thousand and two, my first side camp,
Speaker 3: and I did not know how to start a cell
Speaker 3: phone plan, but T Mobile was willing to take a
Speaker 3: chance on a kid with no money at all. How
Speaker 3: many they could collections at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were actually kind of a high draft pick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, oh, he doesn't know what the Fu's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 2: Get this kid five tool mobile phone using exactly exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean being a kid out there, especially when you
Speaker 2: grow up in the city, it's just another fucking planet.
Speaker 2: And like, I remember growing up being so disconnected from
Speaker 2: nature that in my mind I would fantasize about like
Speaker 2: what I would like the person I would be in nature.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll be.
Speaker 1: Like fucking swinging from the trees. I'll be collecting fucking
Speaker 1: flood to start fires. I'll whindle and ship. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm glad that the kids they still maintain
Speaker 3: their their human connection to the earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Beetles are fucking cool. They're just like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: hadn't i'd really observed a beetle under a magnifying glass.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'd do with my normal day to day.
Speaker 2: But they look like fucking armored vehicles. They're just like
Speaker 2: crazy little Yeah, I don't know. It feels like a
Speaker 2: thing that if you just came to Earth for the
Speaker 2: first time, you'd be like, what the fuck have you
Speaker 2: seen it?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: You should get In Japan, beatles are fucking big business. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're called kabi so machine means but helmet, so like
Speaker 3: the you know, think of like a big ass samurai helmet. Ye.
Speaker 3: The ships, what they look like, that's what they refer to,
Speaker 3: like these Japanese beetles, and people spend fucking a lot
Speaker 3: of money on these things, and like sometimes that you
Speaker 3: can get them to battle, like who's gonna flip the
Speaker 3: other beetle?
Speaker 1: And you do little beetle battles and ship. It's a
Speaker 1: whole it's a whole other world.
Speaker 3: And like it even set off like a whole like
Speaker 3: Power Ranger type show where like the robots were beatles,
Speaker 3: like real beetle borgs out here. Actually I think they
Speaker 3: brought it out here. Things think the ship was called Beetleborgs.
Speaker 2: They were robot beetles, be beetles. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like they're all their characters were based on like
Speaker 3: the look of these and here this is what they
Speaker 3: look like like you see like all these characters had
Speaker 3: like these kind of how the Beatles' heads are. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: but they're kind of like in that with beetle helmets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, beetles heavy, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm birds are dinosaurs who seem to understand how cool
Speaker 2: it is that they can fly. But like I've been
Speaker 2: I've been talking about birds for for a while. Beatles though, man,
Speaker 2: just just clomping around down there.
Speaker 1: I'm asa side.
Speaker 3: You some beetle tapes, man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 3: you got some.
Speaker 1: Beetle beetle tapes? Yeah, like like and one mixtapes back
Speaker 1: in the day. I got I got a couple of
Speaker 1: beetle tapes here the World above.
Speaker 2: Then we got home. I was just like wrecked, so
Speaker 2: I just like passed out on the couch. But we
Speaker 2: watched a nature documentary about this like caterpillar that tricks
Speaker 2: ant colonies in defeating it. Like it's just this like
Speaker 2: elaborate fucking deception. Like it first it makes you think
Speaker 2: that it's like a baby ant, but then like it
Speaker 2: starts releasing sense that make people think that it's the queen,
Speaker 2: and they just feed it like it's the queen. For
Speaker 2: two years and then like it comes out as like
Speaker 2: a full ass like bright blue butterfly. Like there's footage
Speaker 2: in this documentary where the answer just like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like I told you.
Speaker 2: One of the biggest mind fucks I've ever seen it
Speaker 2: in nature.
Speaker 3: I told you you, stunt queen, I've come out and
Speaker 3: become some big s butterfly.
Speaker 1: Scammers, scammer as amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, what is What's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 1: Tottenham Hotspur Football Club? They're overrated.
Speaker 3: I think they just need to realize that staking your
Speaker 3: entire existence on trying to be this other club, Arsenal
Speaker 3: Football Club is just a losing, losing strategy. The North
Speaker 3: London Darby happened yesterday on Sunday. We went up three
Speaker 3: to nil very quickly, they scraped two goals back.
Speaker 1: It ended three to two.
Speaker 3: Maybe a bit tense for Tottenham viewers, but for me,
Speaker 3: a lifelong goooner, I just bassed in the defensive structure
Speaker 3: and how sound our back line was, and I just
Speaker 3: knew we were gonna come away with three points. And
Speaker 3: we're top of the league right now, and we are
Speaker 3: we are, We have three games left to play, and
Speaker 3: there is the potential that Arsenal Football Club could lift
Speaker 3: the Premiership for the first time in twenty years. When
Speaker 3: our three to zero four team went invincible, they did
Speaker 3: not lose a single match, as never happened in the
Speaker 3: Premier League.
Speaker 1: That's why we sing ours's goal. Do you have a
Speaker 1: gold trophy? No you don't. We do.
Speaker 3: But also we're up against a massive sports washing entity
Speaker 3: in Manchester City where you know, the like Dubai is
Speaker 3: basically being like, We're going to just make a team
Speaker 3: that will people will forget about what Dubai is. Uh,
Speaker 3: and they they potentially could win too. They have another
Speaker 3: game in hand, so things could change anyway. So I'm
Speaker 3: just buzzing off of that. You know, people know I'm
Speaker 3: an Arsenal fan. It's a big win because we have
Speaker 3: to keep winning. And basically the way Tottenham fans are
Speaker 3: looking at it is if we can even get a draw,
Speaker 3: if they drop points, if they don't get the full
Speaker 3: three points from winning, it could totally derail our ability
Speaker 3: to win the league. And they obviously don't want that.
Speaker 3: But hey, you tried and you failed.
Speaker 1: But here we are. It's great to be here.
Speaker 3: Saint Tottering's Day Sat Totteringham's day has come and.
Speaker 1: It's it's another great one.
Speaker 3: So I just want to say to all the people
Speaker 3: out there, I know there's Zeigang that are Tottenham supporters.
Speaker 1: You guys used to come into my mentions.
Speaker 2: There was Zei Gang that was Tottenham supporters.
Speaker 3: There was you know, also the Homie James. The homie James. Yeah,
Speaker 3: big James, also big Tottenham supporter. I mean we would
Speaker 3: text every now and then. He'd be like, hey, you
Speaker 3: want to put five on it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, just give me the five now, bro,
Speaker 1: just do that.
Speaker 3: But anyway, love to all, but yes to all my gooners,
Speaker 3: a great Monday.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's been so fantastic.
Speaker 2: That was That was the closest I've seen your Arsenal
Speaker 2: fandom coming to your Laker fandom like I saw the
Speaker 2: Laker fan.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah still, because look they're both teams. It's like
Speaker 1: you got you got these other people who are like,
Speaker 1: we're as good as you. It's like, yeah, I settled up, man,
Speaker 1: once you win something, all right.
Speaker 2: My overrated is snobbery toward cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5: Ming you.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's fine dining. I do think it's
Speaker 2: worth taking the time to appreciate that chain restaurants, I
Speaker 2: think are the main thing our place to our location
Speaker 2: in space and time in culture will be known for
Speaker 2: if not chain restaurants, just like that overall, like I
Speaker 2: don't know, mix of everything, thousand page cheesecake factory menu,
Speaker 2: pop culture shit that. Like I think if someone came
Speaker 2: from the future to this place in a time machine,
Speaker 2: I suspect that the first thing they'd ask to experience
Speaker 2: would be like cheesecake factory, right like just like like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure they will have great restaurants like with like
Speaker 2: very like wells selected curated cuisine from like a great
Speaker 2: artist of a chef, Like I think that's always been
Speaker 2: how food has worked and will continue to work. But
Speaker 2: like to live in this massive appropriation engine of capitalism
Speaker 2: that I feel like it's what's remarkable about our place
Speaker 2: in time and space. And I'm not saying we should
Speaker 2: like it, but I don't think we should just dismiss it.
Speaker 2: Like I think there's like a built in sort of
Speaker 2: shame around it that causes us to not view it
Speaker 2: as it accurately is, which is like this remarkable thing
Speaker 2: that doesn't make sense, but is does exist act and Yeah,
Speaker 2: from an objective perspective, I think it's bad and evil
Speaker 2: and also like remarkable and I think.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, like moths to a flame. Basically, we're drawn
Speaker 3: to the cheesecake. I was at the mall on the weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I guess it's like I gain it must be
Speaker 3: it's like prom season. I guess there was bro there
Speaker 3: were so many kids dressed to the fucking nine waiting
Speaker 3: to get into cheesecake factory.
Speaker 2: And that's where I went from. Or Yeah, some traditions.
Speaker 1: They live on forever, you.
Speaker 2: Know, tradition unlike any other. But it's going to the cheesecake.
Speaker 3: Factory, right, But don't be like me, who would literally
Speaker 3: eat everything that he ordered at cheesecake factory and then
Speaker 3: go and try and be a kid who is secretly
Speaker 3: drinking during a dance. It's just not just a fucking
Speaker 3: does that. It didn't like end with anything. I just
Speaker 3: felt fucking awful, like I was just not in a
Speaker 3: good place, Like when you eat like a fucking like
Speaker 3: home depot bucket full of fetccini alfredo. It's it's not
Speaker 3: good for the soul.
Speaker 2: No, not good for the I I feel like I
Speaker 2: would need to take a nap on the dance floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 3: I just had to fight through it, be like no,
Speaker 3: I'm good, dude, Like you're switting a lot and everyone
Speaker 3: else you're really cold, good dude, just ask the fucking
Speaker 3: DJ to play girls all pause, walk and see walk.
Speaker 2: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 2: back and talk about some stories that we're trending over
Speaker 2: the weekend or this morning. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 2: we're back. We're back, and Christine Noman is a front runner,
Speaker 2: the front runner to be not anymore Trump's VP pick
Speaker 2: or was heading into the weekend.
Speaker 1: I guess not over this shit.
Speaker 2: That's the story.
Speaker 1: Drop the biscuit. Yeah yeah, oh not over this shit.
Speaker 1: Shot my dog cricket. I'm trying to do the eminem Ryan.
Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, man.
Speaker 3: So the talk was like Christine, no, man, she might
Speaker 3: because everyone was also saying she's been posturing to try
Speaker 3: and be like Maga queen and like maybe this is
Speaker 3: a good running maide. She's you know, traditionally good looking,
Speaker 3: which that's all Trump needs to run with.
Speaker 1: Obviously. Mike Penn's traditionally good looking too, but yeah, her
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: More stable than Marjorie Taylor Green right, oh, political entity,
Speaker 2: so like she's like super prior to this, I'm heading
Speaker 2: heading into this story right right, like a little bit
Speaker 2: more stable. Like it turns out stable in the Mitt
Speaker 2: Romney way where it's like, oh no, no humanity under the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite Buddha's hot dog.
Speaker 3: My favorite meat is hot dog, and my favorite pastime
Speaker 3: is shot dog. So she's got a book coming out,
Speaker 3: because that's how you know you're serious in an election here,
Speaker 3: you gotta have your fucking biography or some memoir come out.
Speaker 3: The Guardian got a copy and in the review they're like, whatever,
Speaker 3: it's a bunch of bullshit. But the thing that has
Speaker 3: stuck out for so many people is she there's a
Speaker 3: long fucking passage apparently about her fourteen month old wire
Speaker 3: hair pointer dog named Cricket.
Speaker 2: Oh cute, this is going to be such a cute,
Speaker 2: humanizing one.
Speaker 3: She was like, oh this this this pupps getting all
Speaker 3: kinds of stuff. It wasn't behaving during our pheasant hunts.
Speaker 3: What is this fucking Victorian England? Yeah, going out, going
Speaker 3: out of quote, going out of her mind with excitement
Speaker 3: chasing all those birds and having the time of her life.
Speaker 1: So like again, we're describing a puppy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so a puppy.
Speaker 3: But the thing is the dog wouldn't behave as much
Speaker 3: as Christy tried to control this wild animal. You know,
Speaker 3: she tried an electric shock collar, it didn't work. And
Speaker 3: then on the way home from a failed hunt, she
Speaker 3: stops by a friend's house that had chickens. The dog,
Speaker 3: the puppy, went fucking wild and started chasing and attacking
Speaker 3: these chickens, and apparently, you know there, shit just went left.
Speaker 3: The owner was really sad about the dog attacking the chickens,
Speaker 3: and no one wrote them a check to be.
Speaker 1: Like, hey man, sorry about this.
Speaker 3: And instead of figuring out or just accepting that this
Speaker 3: is a puppy.
Speaker 2: Yeah I knew, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Content warning trigger warning violence against animals. Literally, Gnome took
Speaker 3: the dog out.
Speaker 1: Oh let me just read this.
Speaker 3: Cricket was a picture of pure joy, but I hated
Speaker 3: that dog. Gnome rights, and the dog had proved herself untrainable,
Speaker 3: dangerous to anyone she came in contact with, and less
Speaker 3: than worthless as a hunting dog.
Speaker 1: At that moment, I realized I had to put her
Speaker 1: down Jesus.
Speaker 3: So she led the dog to a fucking gravel pit
Speaker 3: and dispatched it. What yeah, fuck, They're like what the
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What is this? Well?
Speaker 2: Why is this in the book? I? Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 2: So the pheasant hunt like it's a puppy. So the
Speaker 2: fact that it's not like immediately perfectly trained, she just
Speaker 2: hasn't given it a chance. And then, on the way
Speaker 2: home from a trip where the dog has proven unable
Speaker 2: to resist chasing birds like every bird that it sees,
Speaker 2: she brings it to her house with chickens, like she
Speaker 2: is setting this dog up for failure. It's like there's
Speaker 2: a part of her that was just had an itchy
Speaker 2: trigger finger and exactly, you little fucker. Oh yeah, I've.
Speaker 3: Seen enough people's court to know that the owner is
Speaker 3: in the wrong hair, not the dog. Yeah, if you
Speaker 3: know this about the dog, then I mean I don't
Speaker 3: even know. I'm not even gonna I'm not gonna finish it.
Speaker 3: You fucking know better. So anyway, then apparently a fucking
Speaker 3: construction crew was like watching this all unfold, and during
Speaker 3: that after like the dog, she put the dog down.
Speaker 3: She also decided to take out quote her family's nasty
Speaker 3: and mean goat, which quote loved to chase her children,
Speaker 3: took it out to the same gravel bit that same.
Speaker 1: Day and dispatched it.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Then again, there's apparently a construction crew that was like nearby,
Speaker 3: just mouths a gape, like being like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is going on?
Speaker 2: Like where is this going?
Speaker 3: So she loaded her shotgun and dispatched them too, and
Speaker 3: put him in the same gravel pit, every single member
Speaker 3: of that every single one, but like no, And then
Speaker 3: so then her her daughter comes home from school is like, hey,
Speaker 3: where's Cricket, And she just like kind of stays dead.
Speaker 1: Cricket is dead.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we do now know why the story
Speaker 2: is in the book, because there was a construction crew.
Speaker 2: She did the thing, you know, both animals, and then
Speaker 2: turned around to see a like a bunch of construction
Speaker 2: workers with their mouths open looking at her, and she
Speaker 2: was like, all right, I'm either going to have to
Speaker 2: put this in my book or kill these people.
Speaker 1: Don't don't give them the jump on this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but truly, like they just can't be like
Speaker 2: the Republicans can't be like this was. This was their
Speaker 2: answer to Marjorie Taylor Green being too weird. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I will straight murk a puppy. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: a puppy for being having too much joy in its heart.
Speaker 3: Seems to be like being too puppy, I think, But
Speaker 3: also like there are certainly other options, how it's the
Speaker 3: picture of pure joy. There's certainly more options, like of
Speaker 3: what you can do with the dog before you arrive
Speaker 3: to DJIBOUTI shooty in a gravel pit.
Speaker 2: Jesus, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's so anyway, she's like come out now and like
Speaker 3: kind of doubled down and being like, look, man, it's
Speaker 3: just what life's like out on the farm. And I
Speaker 3: get that that may be different. And I think that's
Speaker 3: probably why she even thought this was okay, because she's like, well,
Speaker 3: a lot of people can connect to like maybe this
Speaker 3: like rural agrarian thing, but I don't think most people
Speaker 3: are like, yeah, man, every person who lives out in
Speaker 3: the rural America knows you just got to shoot a
Speaker 3: puppy because it's too wild for behaving like a puppy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, look, we love animals. Tough decisions happen.
Speaker 2: We just had to put down three horses a few
Speaker 2: weeks ago that had been with our family for twenty
Speaker 2: five years. Yeah. Yeah, that's putting an animal out of
Speaker 2: its misery, that is suffering. Like I'm sure that like
Speaker 2: an older are times that that is absolutely justified. A
Speaker 2: fourteen month old puppy being too rambunctious for your pheasant
Speaker 2: hunting excursion is just.
Speaker 3: There's a difference between euthanasia and inconvenience massacre, right, you know,
Speaker 3: we're just like I don't know that. Oh you know what,
Speaker 3: while I'm mad at who get that fucking goat real quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the fact that she had her like vengeance up.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a it's.
Speaker 3: A weird thing because I'm trying I'm wondering that this
Speaker 3: is trying to signal to the bass that it's like, Yo, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm down to put a fucking puppy like in the ground.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Think of me at the right hand of Trump and
Speaker 3: what kind of shit I'll get into if I have
Speaker 3: no fucking sympathy for a fucking puppy baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine what we can fucking do. Or she just
Speaker 1: thought like I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how in any reality, like you're running
Speaker 3: for president and this is a country where people like
Speaker 3: care about dogs more than fucking fellow Americans. Yeah, to
Speaker 3: be quite honest, that they're gonna be like.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's arkle.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now you can kill people in a movie, you
Speaker 2: cannot kill dogs in a movie without losing the audience.
Speaker 3: Like that's yeah exactly, Like john Wick is built off
Speaker 3: of the concept of the kill dog. Right, Well, now
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to top everybody that you see right
Speaker 3: between the eyes.
Speaker 2: If she had taken out the construction crew, you know, because.
Speaker 1: Just like just thinking about it, Yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Definitely like that crossed her mind for sure. Right, turns
Speaker 2: around and just sees like with her political fortunes, like
Speaker 2: a she has a line to the White House at
Speaker 2: least in her own mind, you know, and then turns
Speaker 2: around there's a construction crew just watching her.
Speaker 1: She just or she just puts the gun to her
Speaker 1: head and she's like, don't make it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then under her head and then a
Speaker 2: shinger over the lips.
Speaker 1: So yeah, anyway, good luck, good luck?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, all right, the White House correspondents dinner having
Speaker 2: this weekend. Uh, it's the dinner that celebrates journalists in
Speaker 2: this case, just just not the ones who've been killed
Speaker 2: in Gaza. In fact, so it was Colin jo just
Speaker 2: given some gentle barbs at Biden, mostly about his old age,
Speaker 2: which we know that a very sensitive about. This all
Speaker 2: happened well, a crowd of anti war protesters were chanting
Speaker 2: just outside the venue, condemning not just the White House
Speaker 2: but also the under coverage of the war by Western
Speaker 2: news outlets, and you know, right on cue, the topic
Speaker 2: of Gaza barely came up during the dinner, neither Biden
Speaker 2: nor just mentioned it. And like, so here's here's a
Speaker 2: type of what one of the jokes from jos the
Speaker 2: Republican candidate for president, owes half a billion in fines
Speaker 2: for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting
Speaker 2: himself awake during a porn star hush money trial, and
Speaker 2: the race is tied.
Speaker 1: Oh, brilliant writing.
Speaker 2: But it's like, also the answer to that question is
Speaker 2: the people chanting outside totally. So it's like you're you're
Speaker 2: gonna you made the decision to ignore it, but then
Speaker 2: you have like a joke where the that like literally
Speaker 2: begs the question of like, how's this thing tied? It's
Speaker 2: like nothing right at all.
Speaker 3: Also, first of all, Colin, I don't know who wrote this,
Speaker 3: but you're okay, fine, bank fraud.
Speaker 1: I'm not pro bank farting. I'm pro farting. I'm pro
Speaker 1: sex work. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Farting yourself awake is one of the most human things
Speaker 2: an old man can do.
Speaker 1: And dogs too, and then get scared and but yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be.
Speaker 3: That's what's so fun, Like it just shows that joke
Speaker 3: is written from the perspective of these people with such
Speaker 3: cognitive dissonance that they're like, I got a fucking memory hole.
Speaker 3: This real horrible thing that's happening to be like oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, Like to this guy, Joe's doing nothing, like
Speaker 3: literally he's doing nothing.
Speaker 1: And that's probably that's that that sort of is the
Speaker 1: problem right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like just there there's so many any horrifying statistics,
Speaker 2: like the staggering number of journalists who've been killed in
Speaker 2: Gaza would be it should be like one of the
Speaker 2: main stories that's happening right now, but like it only.
Speaker 1: Got brought us from other journalists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a dinner about honoring journalists and like their bravery,
Speaker 2: like they, I guess didn't feel like they could mention
Speaker 2: it because the mainstream media does is trying to memory
Speaker 2: hold the whole thing. NBC's Kelly O'Donnell during the coverage
Speaker 2: noted since October, about one hundred journalists have been killed,
Speaker 2: most of those deaths in Gaza. Reportedly, at least ninety
Speaker 2: seven journalists have been killed in Gaza.
Speaker 3: So that you could say nearly all, yeah, most, yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah.
Speaker 2: The Committee to Protect Journalists have also noted that of
Speaker 2: all the journalists who were killed in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: nearly seventy five percent of them were Palestinian. And they've
Speaker 2: also that journalists and their family members are being targeted.
Speaker 2: And this is again the Committee to Protect Journalists is saying,
Speaker 2: this pattern of journalists in Gaza reporting, receiving threats, and
Speaker 2: subsequently their family members are being killed.
Speaker 1: So this is a wild I mean, this is.
Speaker 3: For where we're at in the race, and how much
Speaker 3: now Gaza and Israel is featuring front and center for
Speaker 3: people like they, I don't they're really fucking up so bad,
Speaker 3: Like even you have like dude, big d democrat types
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like just who are now
Speaker 3: being like, yeah, I'm kind of going to town hall
Speaker 3: meetings and like it's not just like students and people
Speaker 3: of color who are like what are you guys doing
Speaker 3: about this? Like it's terrible what's happening to the Palestinian people?
Speaker 1: And when you have that, I mean, like.
Speaker 3: You know, there's this guy, Mark Pokan who's a Wisconsin Democrat.
Speaker 3: He's you know, he's a little more progressive, but like
Speaker 3: he he was he took video like his town hall
Speaker 3: meeting because like this elderly woman was like, I'm like
Speaker 3: really freaked out by like what's happening, And so are
Speaker 3: my friends, Like can you tell the president that? They're
Speaker 3: like yeah, that's why I'm videotaping this so they know that.
Speaker 3: It's also like older like white ladies who are also
Speaker 3: equally shocked and horrified by our inaction, or rather our
Speaker 3: encouragement and armament of this whole thing.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's I mean, it.
Speaker 3: Has to be something now they have to really be
Speaker 3: trying to figure out because now, like you know, you
Speaker 3: look at the last like the latest polls, Biden is
Speaker 3: behind six points, and you see all these student protests
Speaker 3: popping up.
Speaker 1: And it's not just because of the TikTok.
Speaker 2: Or whatever the new No, it's actually because of the
Speaker 2: COVID Actually now, yeah, yeah, we actually figured out the
Speaker 2: reason for this. So the New York Posts has a theory.
Speaker 2: So just to recap, over the weekend, two hundred anti
Speaker 2: war protesters at American colleges were arrested on Saturday alone,
Speaker 2: as cops used brute force, including tasers and tear gas
Speaker 2: on peaceful protesters. Funly, something like this had happened before
Speaker 2: in US history to give people an idea of like
Speaker 2: who's on the right side of this one. But as
Speaker 2: the protests continue, the media coverage has just been trying
Speaker 2: to make sense of how to cover this without grappling
Speaker 2: with the complaints of the protesters. Yeah, and they have
Speaker 2: settled on pathologizing it as COVID lockdowns are the reason
Speaker 2: behind it. The New York Post had a forensic psychiatrist,
Speaker 2: Karl Lieberman, who said that this gives them an opportunity
Speaker 2: to identify with oppressed against oppressors. The communal aspect of
Speaker 2: the demonstration may also give demonstrators denied socialization at a
Speaker 2: key point in their lives comfort So what a cool
Speaker 2: opportunity these kids have been given to identify with the
Speaker 2: oppressed and get pummeled by armed police.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who'd have thought that the kids whose financial outlook
Speaker 3: looks bleak and have watched billionaires steal their future straight
Speaker 3: from their faces, that they're upset about stuff they think
Speaker 3: they're they think like they got stuff to complain about.
Speaker 3: That's one thing you see is like what do these
Speaker 3: college kids have to complain about? And I'm like, are you.
Speaker 3: Like I've said before, when I was graduating in college,
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that everything was being stolen right before
Speaker 3: my eyes. But yeah, enough time has pastor we're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what happened. And now you have kids that firmly
Speaker 3: understand what is happening, like not just Gaza aside, just
Speaker 3: like the world that they're living in, the entry that
Speaker 3: they're living in. And I mean, yeah, I get that
Speaker 3: COVID definitely affects people, But to say that that's the
Speaker 3: reason why, like they're no, no one is actually saying
Speaker 3: that there is empathy here, right, That's not it's not
Speaker 3: because it's a fuck, it's fucking cool.
Speaker 1: It's the new fucking Stanley Cruiser.
Speaker 3: Mug or whatever, the new fucking protest or mug, and
Speaker 3: Ione's like, yeah, I gotta have that. There's there're definitely
Speaker 3: people who are looking at what's happening, are so disgusted,
Speaker 3: and they're trying to figure out how to do something
Speaker 3: about it, and in this context, how they can get
Speaker 3: their universities to not profit from it or be financially
Speaker 3: incentivized by doing business with Israel, or and also just
Speaker 3: drawing attention to the fact that these kids want the
Speaker 3: federal government to do something different.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like, how long are they going to
Speaker 1: keep doing this shit?
Speaker 6: Like it's it's covid man, it's the TikTok, it's the uh,
Speaker 6: it's the fuck what's next the it's the white clause man,
Speaker 6: it's all the fucking white claw.
Speaker 1: These kids drink made them into radicals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yikes, I think yeah, I think they're they're asking
Speaker 2: that question, like, how how long are they going to
Speaker 2: keep doing this? Like that? That's literally the question. Are
Speaker 2: only growing.
Speaker 1: It's only growing, It's only growing, And.
Speaker 2: They are so gonna We got over the we got
Speaker 2: over the war protest stuff.
Speaker 5: Come on, we went on to be what is this
Speaker 5: two thousand and three going on. Man, yeah, and that's
Speaker 5: the thing you don't even have. You don't even have
Speaker 5: the thing that you can transition the hippies to the
Speaker 5: yuppies like they did in the in the eighties and
Speaker 5: really give people being like yeah, well you know, I
Speaker 5: got I got this ship now, so that's kind of cool, right,
Speaker 5: But yeah, man, this is it's it's it's just it's
Speaker 5: really it's upsetting. It's worrying, and like seeing increasingly more
Speaker 5: people like try and paint like Michigan as like this place,
Speaker 5: like well they're.
Speaker 1: Gonna throw They're gonna basically hand the election to Trump.
Speaker 1: These people want Trump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you are being such a add faith
Speaker 3: assessment about what's happening, and you do that because the
Speaker 3: second you even get near objectivity, you have to grapple
Speaker 3: with the fact that these people are saying, like when
Speaker 3: they say i'm I'm I don't want to genocide continue,
Speaker 3: and then you have visort of support to say like, well,
Speaker 3: I don't want a genocide to continue either, I don't
Speaker 3: want I don't want to was like.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then do do we acknowledge that that's what's happening? No,
Speaker 1: that's not what's happening? Yeah, what the fuck are we
Speaker 1: talking about? How about zoom out?
Speaker 3: Do we not like to see a government just unilaterally
Speaker 3: displace and kill people? Does that work? Is that a
Speaker 3: statement we can agree on? But yeah, there's just anything
Speaker 3: but actually talking about it and like, yeah, but this
Speaker 3: is where we are and this is the mess that
Speaker 3: the Democrats are having, Like this is such a headache
Speaker 3: now politically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then just a weird, weird weekend to be honoring
Speaker 2: the mainstream media of America. Yeah, I've kind of been
Speaker 2: asleep at the wheel on this one.
Speaker 3: It's like wild too, because you see, like articles are like,
Speaker 3: what can the Biden administration do to get people to
Speaker 3: realize the economy is doing great?
Speaker 1: What can you do?
Speaker 3: Well, guess what this problem has an actual It's such
Speaker 3: an easy fucking answer. How can the how can the
Speaker 3: Biden administration short support from college students, from Muslims.
Speaker 1: Arab Americans, other people who are there? What can you do?
Speaker 3: It's easy fucking draw a line in the sand and
Speaker 3: just say this isn't gonna happen anymore. Figure it out,
Speaker 3: and use the full weight of the government to actually
Speaker 3: try and create a positive outcome for these Palestinian people.
Speaker 3: It's but hey, yeah, we can keep with Yeah, well
Speaker 3: the fuck it, it's it's white.
Speaker 1: Claw and COVID and fucking TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 2: we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 2: And there's this thing, uh that happened over like Trump
Speaker 2: and DeSantis had breakfast together on Sunday and he.
Speaker 1: Spent the night. What's that he spent the night?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly now, but I don't know that. People
Speaker 2: are like it's an attempt to thaw their relationship after
Speaker 2: the Republican primary. And but then the alternate read is
Speaker 2: like it's also Trump is begging for money, which seems
Speaker 2: like that's just the mode he's in right now. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: So he wanted to discuss the possibility of tapping DeSantis's
Speaker 2: donor network, which includes deep pocketed hedge fund billionaires and
Speaker 2: members of the National Finance Board, which I don't know.
Speaker 2: It seems like the premise of that scenario of the
Speaker 2: meeting is that this is like Trump is looking for
Speaker 2: the sales leads, like in Glengarry Glen Rode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: Like hey, man, like doesn't he feel like you would
Speaker 2: already have access to or like know who donated huge
Speaker 2: amounts of money to the number one anybody but Trump candidate? Ye,
Speaker 2: but yeah so yeah and.
Speaker 3: Then not like it's just a handful of donors that
Speaker 3: were bankrolling DeSantis. I think that's why comes like holy shit, man,
Speaker 3: can I get like tap me in?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: But also come, I mean, I don't know this is
Speaker 3: this is a weird one because I mean, while on
Speaker 3: one hand, it's like thought like Trump has no interest
Speaker 3: in ever thawing any kind of relationship, like once he
Speaker 3: turns his back or gets you know, antagonistic, like that's it.
Speaker 3: He's never gonna be like hey, I was like I
Speaker 3: was kind of around there. I should have thought, yeah,
Speaker 3: you my number one guy, Bob, and yeah, this is
Speaker 3: definitely money bag city. And to your point, it's like
Speaker 3: these are all the people who like hate you, So
Speaker 3: I don't know what you think is gonna come of it.
Speaker 3: That's where I think if these billionaires are smart, which
Speaker 3: i'd imagine you don't become a billionaire without being like
Speaker 3: really machiavellian, transactional and shrewd in you're thinking that you're like, watch, dude,
Speaker 3: this guy's gonna have to come fucking on his.
Speaker 1: Hands and knees to us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we can fucking extract whatever backdoor bullshit
Speaker 3: we want right from that point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably the standard political bullshit happening where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they these people donated a shitload of money to Ron
Speaker 2: DeSantis because they thought anybody but Trump candidate could win,
Speaker 2: and you know, preferred that for whatever reason. But I mean,
Speaker 2: they're still trying to purchase access, So I guess it
Speaker 2: does make sense.
Speaker 3: That they're they're still after like the same fucking weird
Speaker 3: project of what America should be like, you know, especially
Speaker 3: from their perspective. So it then they're like, all right, well,
Speaker 3: then I guess it's not like they're gonna be I
Speaker 3: don't know, I'd be surprised if these donors are like, no,
Speaker 3: we're actually gonna sit this one out right, rather than like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to wear my company is Ago on
Speaker 3: the back of every blazer you wear.
Speaker 1: You want that? You like that? Yeah? You like that?
Speaker 2: What do you like about that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you like that? You little pay pig?
Speaker 2: All right, and you have to say you like it?
Speaker 2: Pinkink dead if you or I guess they could.
Speaker 3: Be the pay pigs in this instance, but anyway, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's uh I yeah, well well we'll see what happens there,
Speaker 3: because I mean, this is to the point where I
Speaker 3: don't think we actually mentioned it on the show, but
Speaker 3: like Trump's like charging down ballot candidates in the Republican
Speaker 3: Party like a five percent fee, Like really if they're
Speaker 3: using his likeness and shit or like trying to align
Speaker 3: so it's like you're extort whatever. Dude, Yeah, this is
Speaker 3: this is all very sustainable. That's wild, Like they got
Speaker 3: to kick up to him. Now, it's straight mob shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the sort of thing that at the outset
Speaker 2: of his involvement in politics, he seemed to he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: they like all these un countries should pay us a
Speaker 2: protection fee, and everybody laughed and wanted like with the
Speaker 2: that's not how anything works. But it turns out because
Speaker 2: you know, when he has absolute power over an entity,
Speaker 2: in this case, the Republican Party, like he just he
Speaker 2: can he can do that, he will remake it in
Speaker 2: the style of the mob.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's just basically what he did is sent
Speaker 3: a letter basically being like, real, nice digital ad.
Speaker 1: Agency, you have here. Yeah, that's a quote.
Speaker 3: Beginning tomorrow, we asked that all candidates and committees who
Speaker 3: choose to use President Trump's name, image, and likeness split
Speaker 3: a minimum of five percent of all fundraising solicitations to
Speaker 3: Trump National Committee.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's uh whatever, man, it's look if the
Speaker 3: way things are going, it looks like Trump doesn't even
Speaker 3: have to might not even have to raise money, which
Speaker 3: is so fucking frightening, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so we'll see. Man, Hey, November, take your time,
Speaker 1: take your time.
Speaker 2: We're good here. We're six chilling, chilling, chill and chilling, chilling.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: And then people probably saw that Jerry Seinfeld was ranting
Speaker 2: about the extreme left. This has been a thing that's
Speaker 2: been going on for a while with him, like ever
Speaker 2: since twenty fifteen, when he got mad that people didn't
Speaker 2: laugh enough at his bad joke. Hey, but like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it seems seems like it's getting more ideological.
Speaker 2: So he appeared on The New Yorker's podcast the other
Speaker 2: day to promote his new pop tarts movie Uh and
Speaker 2: blast the extreme left for killing comedy. He specifically suggested
Speaker 2: that in the good old days you could watch sitcoms
Speaker 2: like Cheers and Mash, but that's all gone thanks to
Speaker 2: the left's PC crap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, PC crap is called holding a mirror.
Speaker 2: Up to me right that it's just it like it's
Speaker 2: kind of it's kind of too stupid to dignify with
Speaker 2: the response. But the changes he's describing are mostly technological,
Speaker 2: like he's pining for a day of like monoculture, where
Speaker 2: like everybody's watching the same shit on TV, right, and
Speaker 2: sitcoms are still big now, but nobody's going to invest
Speaker 2: in like all the guests and check it takes to
Speaker 2: find the hit sitcoms when they can still exploit older
Speaker 2: sitcoms such as Friends the Office and I don't know Seinfeld,
Speaker 2: which he just got paid a shit little money to
Speaker 2: have on Netflix and I don't know. He just seems
Speaker 2: like they mad that there's more of a plurality of
Speaker 2: diverse voices that have platforms today, and it's it really
Speaker 2: like a lot of it seems to come back to
Speaker 2: this idea, like he had this joke that he did
Speaker 2: so he came out in twenty fifteen, was like I
Speaker 2: can't do colleges anymore. Everybody's way too woke for me.
Speaker 2: So again, college kids are a problem, especially according to old,
Speaker 2: powerful people. He said he had to stop doing it
Speaker 2: because around this time he did this joke about how
Speaker 2: we scroll through our phones like a gay French king,
Speaker 2: like did like these big broad gestures, which I have
Speaker 2: seen people use big gestures to scroll through their phone.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, he was really playing it up, like
Speaker 2: he's playing it up way too much. He also like
Speaker 2: it doesn't the joke doesn't make sense, Like you could
Speaker 2: make that joke and say it's a French king because
Speaker 2: like the thing you're talking about is like being high
Speaker 2: falutin and you know, trying to.
Speaker 3: You missed us with the modifier gay, right, but yeah,
Speaker 3: because both because it like it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: And then he like you know, dug in on it
Speaker 2: and like, I mean it's a weird joke. Like that's
Speaker 2: why people responded without laughter, because it's the weird joke
Speaker 2: that doesn't weird and.
Speaker 3: Also just like not funnier, Like all right, dude, is
Speaker 3: this like your airplane food bit now, Like we're talking
Speaker 3: about like how we scroll on phones? Like okay, thanks
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, like this whenever people say like woke has
Speaker 3: ruined comedy, it means someone's called me out on how
Speaker 3: my joke isn't funny and explained it in a way
Speaker 3: that really unsettled me and made me second, guess if
Speaker 3: I know what's funny anymore? And then I have to
Speaker 3: do the principal skinner. No, it's not me. It's the
Speaker 3: children that are wrong, right, the children that are wrong,
Speaker 3: not me, because like, yeah, like this whole idea of
Speaker 3: because the other thing too. There was another oh like
Speaker 3: when people pointed out the lack of like black people on, Seinfeld.
Speaker 4: Was, oh my god, really right, Like this is so
Speaker 4: dumb and has to do this thing where he doesn't
Speaker 4: even want to have a moment where he could like
Speaker 4: analyze what happened unless he was overtly a decision, in
Speaker 4: which case that's another thing for him to.
Speaker 1: Have to deal with.
Speaker 3: But it's like it follows this pattern of people be like, dude,
Speaker 3: what's going on with that?
Speaker 1: Like or what happened with this? It was a past Okay,
Speaker 1: he's fuck off the fucking woke left, extreme left ruined comedy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't fucking make me have to answer for
Speaker 3: any decisions I made and whatever. Do what you want, Jerry, Like,
Speaker 3: have fun and just leave us alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just weird coming from him, a comedian who's
Speaker 2: edgiest bits used to involve like inedible airline food and
Speaker 2: who's literally promoting a Netflix movie about fucking breakfast pastry
Speaker 2: right that he's like, Ah, I'm just too edgy for
Speaker 2: most people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right guy.
Speaker 2: I mean it was it was super edgy when he was,
Speaker 2: you know, in his thirties and you know, used his
Speaker 2: comedy to pick up a high school girl in Central Park.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that doesn't feel like what do you.
Speaker 1: Want to talk about that, Larry or not Larry Jerry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean it is like, think about I
Speaker 2: do wonder because like, the person who can get away with,
Speaker 2: you know, saying edgy shit and in a comedic place
Speaker 2: and like pushing people's buttons is Larry David on Curb
Speaker 2: And I just wonder how much of this is him
Speaker 2: just realizing he's not Larry. Yeah, he's not Larry. And
Speaker 2: like a lot of the credit that he initially got
Speaker 2: for Seinfeld now in retrospect, people are like, oh this
Speaker 2: this guy can make the kind of observations and like
Speaker 2: get away with the shit like he's a lot of
Speaker 2: the genius those behind the original show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, because there's a delivery.
Speaker 3: There's a delivery aspect to it too, that Seinfeld just
Speaker 3: doesn't have that Larry David does. Like Larry David, like
Speaker 3: he comes from a place of like, you know, like
Speaker 3: when he's assured on his bad takes, Like he does
Speaker 3: it in a way where you can tell like it's
Speaker 3: he's still opening himself up for critique. Yeah, where it's
Speaker 3: like sign was like, I am right and I'm infallible.
Speaker 1: End of story. Shut the fuck up, fuck you woke left.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyways, all right, thanks Jerry, Thanks Jerry. Can't wait to
Speaker 2: hear his takes on the protests on college campuses.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that was factoring in this head too, because
Speaker 3: he caught a bunch of criticism for visiting Israel like
Speaker 3: in the end of the year and like posing with
Speaker 3: guns and shit, and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck kind of weird macho maniac shit
Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, and he's like the woke claf the
Speaker 1: woke lap.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, that whole story I just wanted to
Speaker 2: cover to get a little little taste of.
Speaker 1: Just let it go, Let it go Black People on
Speaker 1: New Show with the Black People, New Show.
Speaker 3: Wait, that guy's black, Okay, well I thought he was Filipino.
Speaker 1: Good by Bay.
Speaker 3: That would be a fucking bit on Seinfeld, where like
Speaker 3: there's like some biracial person and yeah.
Speaker 1: Like you keep calling me Filipino, Jerry, That's what I
Speaker 1: thought you were, Philippine.
Speaker 2: What's the problem? But you are all right.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 2: this Monday, April twenty ninth. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 2: a whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 2: kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get the vaccine,
Speaker 2: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 2: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,