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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter forward today the

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Speaker 1: subject I just can't do church but right now, But

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Speaker 1: right now, nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Now? Well it's it's

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Speaker 1: it's text time, Shirlett. You know, so can I claim

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Speaker 1: your kids? I mean that ain't asking a whole lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. I need somemo. You know you just

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Speaker 1: want to you know, you just want to get your

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Speaker 1: stuff lined up. Man, Well you ain't got to pay

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Speaker 1: no money. Can I claim your kids? Can I claim

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Speaker 1: your kid? Let's run a cat? Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach uh Devin, Devin, Hey, Devin, how you doing? Man?

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Speaker 1: My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to

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Speaker 1: reach out to you. You are you your son? Uh?

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Speaker 1: He plays uh basketball with my nephew. Man, You're something

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Speaker 1: is the one that's on the on the Blazers little

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Speaker 1: league basketball team? Right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything? All right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah everything good man. You know they got a game

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Speaker 1: Saturday and everything. I've seen you a couple of times,

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Speaker 1: man at the game. I don't know if you remember me, Manu,

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Speaker 1: light skinned brother about about six ft. Yeah, I probably

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Speaker 1: met you probably you know i'd be so intense with

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Speaker 1: the game. But yeah, what's what's going on? Um? Uh well, actually,

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Speaker 1: man wanted to have let you about about your son. Man,

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Speaker 1: um you you um are you? Are you? Are you

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Speaker 1: working right now? Are you currently working? Am I working? Like? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am working? Actually? I mean I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean you have a yell a steady job, is

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Speaker 1: what I'm asking. I mean, yeah, what you what you

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Speaker 1: get in that though? Like you know, I thought you

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Speaker 1: were calling about the basketball team, like uniforms. I know,

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Speaker 1: we got a game Saturday. You know sometimes they want

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Speaker 1: donation for sneakers and all that, like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: what I was asking? So so, I mean you you

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Speaker 1: got a regular nine five job you go to all

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Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, I got a nine five. I mean

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Speaker 1: things is kind of crazy. But I was just kind

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Speaker 1: of short. But you know I still I still worked.

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Speaker 1: I mean while I was going on, you need a

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Speaker 1: job of something? No, no, no, I'm just checking. Man.

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Speaker 1: See what I wanted to get at you about Man,

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Speaker 1: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna clean your

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Speaker 1: son on your income tax Did you hold on, Bro?

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Speaker 1: Now you said, am I going to claim my son

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Speaker 1: on my taxes this year? Right? I mean like you know,

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Speaker 1: as a dependent? So are you asking some real personal questions? Now?

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Speaker 1: You know, like you're the guy that you just said

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Speaker 1: you know me from the basketball team that my sons

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Speaker 1: play on basis you know? And now you've don't jump

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Speaker 1: from the blazes to do I clean my son on

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Speaker 1: my taxes? And do I have a a steady income?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, yeah, I got I gotta

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Speaker 1: steady income and I'm claiming my son. What I mean

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Speaker 1: what you're trying to get at, Bro? Well we'll see, man,

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Speaker 1: what I was thinking. You know, I just want to

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Speaker 1: read you see like cool dude. When I saw you

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Speaker 1: at the gym. Man, what I was gonna ask you, bro,

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Speaker 1: is you know see right now, Man, when I get

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Speaker 1: through with my taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: owe about eight hundred dollars. But now I see if

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Speaker 1: I clean a child as my dependent, man, they're gonna

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Speaker 1: get me by twenty two hundred. You see what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And what I wanted to get at you about, man,

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Speaker 1: is you know you let me clean as my son,

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Speaker 1: you know, so I can gonna get this good money. Bro. Bro,

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Speaker 1: But I mean, what do you do? Respect? Bro? You're

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Speaker 1: talking about you want to clean my son on taxes?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, but I don't even know you. You're talking

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Speaker 1: about you see me at my son's basketball game. You

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Speaker 1: might be the police for all I know. Bro, he

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Speaker 1: sounds like the police. No, no, ain't it ain't. Ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody gonna come at your sideways like that. Man. I

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Speaker 1: ain't ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,

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Speaker 1: they're going to hit me off of this eight hundred.

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Speaker 1: We'll see I can get twenty three huntred man, I

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Speaker 1: kick you down too fifty. You understand I'm saying, Man,

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Speaker 1: everybody creep too Simpty. You crazy? Now you sound like joke, bro,

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Speaker 1: because now you're insult to me. You're telling me you

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Speaker 1: want to claim mom now for some with you old money.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you food so I can make

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Speaker 1: two fifty, Bro, I ain't trying to be on a brother.

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Speaker 1: When I playing my kids, I'm getting the same exact

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Speaker 1: like you're getting. I'm getting squint three hundy too, So

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Speaker 1: what'll like taking two hundred dollars from I don't know

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Okay, but I'm the one

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Speaker 1: stuck over here paying the eight hundred. Man. I'm just

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Speaker 1: acting ask you to look out for a brother. Man,

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Speaker 1: you say, yeah, look out. You know my check and

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Speaker 1: cut from forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week,

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Speaker 1: and I still got these little backs to me for

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Michael Jordan. They never put us down. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn,

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Speaker 1: you don't even see a good thing when it's coming

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Speaker 1: at you. Bro, Bro, I don't know if you're talking

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Speaker 1: about bro No two fifty. Bro. When I claim me

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Speaker 1: two little, I'm getting twenty three a piece. Bro, what

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Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna take two fifty from you? Four?

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you like that? So, man, you

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Speaker 1: ain't got it. You ain't got a trip. Man. Then

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Speaker 1: if you with my bro, you're my people, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe we could do a little something. I can understand that.

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Speaker 1: But Bro, you ain't gonna get me No. Two fifty

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Speaker 1: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you point

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Speaker 1: three hunted its comment money frost. So what is I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to do. What am I opposed to do? Davin?

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Speaker 1: Tell me that. I mean, Bro, what you posted to

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Speaker 1: do is go have you see claim that little every

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Speaker 1: year and you will get what I get for these

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Speaker 1: look that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do. My hours un got cut

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Speaker 1: from forty to fifteen hours a week. I had to

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Speaker 1: go pick me up the little side. Understand, you gotta

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Speaker 1: change your ways. You out there trying to get me

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Speaker 1: locked up for government scams. Know what I'm trying to do, man,

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Speaker 1: is get this eight hundred off my bad dog. That's

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Speaker 1: all I'm trying that. Ain't nobody trying to get no

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Speaker 1: trouble man, But you're still talking about getting you ain't

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Speaker 1: hunting and getting me locked up. Now you got me.

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Speaker 1: I'm out in working hard to support my kids, man.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't ben a city and go through this

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Speaker 1: with you no more. Man, I ain't ben the city

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Speaker 1: and go through this with your nor you're gonna help

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Speaker 1: me with this money or not, Brian, help you with

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Speaker 1: I see you on Saturday, Bro. I'm gonna up. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's

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Speaker 1: what I need Bro, let me tell you something, broad.

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Speaker 1: What do you look like? Bro? You said he's gonna

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Speaker 1: six ft Bro? When I see you when I step

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Speaker 1: in that gymnasium, Bro, I'm on your You ain't on that.

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Speaker 1: You ain't on Blazing Lakers. Bro, you gotta bring that

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Speaker 1: damn soldier security number. I think it's a game. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna come fly him. Okay, Cool, I got one more

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Speaker 1: thing I need to say to you. You're lifting to

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Speaker 1: me on my phone. Bro, I'm even talking to this fool.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening to make say your last statement you

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Speaker 1: want on your tombstone. Bro, this is Nephew tied me

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got prank baby,

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Speaker 1: This nephew tim me? Man, what's up? Devid? Who you

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Speaker 1: got me out here? Man? You got he do? You

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Speaker 1: got a boy that you work with name? Put me

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Speaker 1: up to this man, Get work them all. Man, keep

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Speaker 1: doing what you're doing. We need good daddies in the world. Brother. Hey,

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Speaker 1: one more thing, man, I gotta ask you. You gotta

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Speaker 1: tell me, man, what is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 1: the land? Man? Steve Harvey warning, crazy man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: beat you. Got my salm eight kid? Can I claim

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Speaker 1: some of y'all got very bigger problems in that I

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Speaker 1: need some mother Canada right off? Can I claim your blame? Saturday,

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Speaker 1: April thirteen, It is me and some more we at

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Speaker 1: the Kenswick Theater in Glenside, Pennsylvania. Tickets are gonna sell

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Speaker 1: right now. We got two shows. We got a seven

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Speaker 1: o'clock show on the ten o'clock show. You do not

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Speaker 1: want to miss it. Me and the legendary some More

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Speaker 1: Kenswick Theater, Glenside, Pennsylvania. That is Saturday, April thirteenth, April nineteen, Knoxville, Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: Me and Bruce Bruise. We're hooking up. We at the

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Speaker 1: Knoxville Civic Auditorium, eight o'clock show, one show only, April nineteenth,

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Speaker 1: Friday night, Knoxville, Tennessee, Me and Bruce Bruce. Tickets available

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Speaker 1: at all ticket Master outlets. They don't sell right now, stupid.

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Speaker 1: It's coming to down, yes, and he's right here to

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Speaker 1: thank you. Nephew. Up next today right Today's Strawberry letters,

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Speaker 1: subjects I just can't do church, all right. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this