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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is body oils, gels, lotions and potions. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that find out what that's all about, because

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Speaker 1: I have no clue right now. That's coming up a

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Speaker 1: little later. Right now, it is time for the nephew

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Speaker 1: in today's prank phone call. What you got for its new?

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Speaker 2: You know, everybody has a work spise, the work wife

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Speaker 2: or work husband. You understand, yeah, you know normally workwives

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Speaker 2: and work husbands they go out and have lunch together,

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Speaker 2: you know, And it just disturbs me while we had lunch.

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Speaker 2: When I'm at lunch with my work wife, he her

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Speaker 2: husband come calling. Every time we are out to lunch.

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Speaker 2: Here he come calling. It disturbed. What do you want?

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling every lunch?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: You mad?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this straight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm your work wife.

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Speaker 1: You get mad when Tosh calls?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What do he want? Ain't you in Wales Park? Gonna

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Speaker 2: do what you got to do? What did you do?

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Speaker 3: What do you want?

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Speaker 2: Counting people? Money? What did you Why are you calling from?

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Speaker 2: Get these?

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Speaker 4: Keeping these home loans and move on.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is work lunch. I think that's the lord.

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Speaker 2: Let's tie level work lunchtime date. I'm sorry, lunchtime date.

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Speaker 2: There you lunchtime date. Let's go catch down. Let's let's

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Speaker 2: hurry up for car on.

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Speaker 4: I want a divorce.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh, streak to Allen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is Alan.

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Speaker 3: Who is this? Hey?

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Speaker 4: Alan?

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Speaker 3: Yo? This Derek Man. Check us out. Bro. You are

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Speaker 3: Rachel's Rachel's husband.

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Speaker 4: Right yeah, yeah, babe? What something wrong? No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no. Work. Just like I said this,

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Speaker 3: Derek Man.

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Speaker 4: I work with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're

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Speaker 4: a supervisor or something. I mean you just this about

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Speaker 4: work something. I mean, she's doing a good job and

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Speaker 4: everything she ain't.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, everything's straight. Man, Ain't noting wrong

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Speaker 3: with the job. Everything's cool with the job. This right here,

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Speaker 3: man is like what I noticed, man, And it's you know,

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Speaker 3: it just seems like every single day, you know, while

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Speaker 3: she's on her lunch break, it seems like, you know,

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Speaker 3: you would call and and and uh and then blocked

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Speaker 3: up the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually,

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Speaker 3: you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to

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Speaker 3: come correct with you. It just seemed like you just

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Speaker 3: cut in on all the time that I have that

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Speaker 3: I had with her. Well what well, who wa whoa

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Speaker 3: whoa whoa? Hold up?

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Speaker 4: Hold up, hold up broad wait you you doing at

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Speaker 4: lunch with my lady son?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, You know, we just we just spending time,

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Speaker 3: you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems so rude.

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Speaker 3: You know that rude?

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Speaker 4: Rue? You you?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: First of all, that's my lady, Okay, I can call

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Speaker 4: her whenever the I feel like calling that. That's I

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Speaker 4: pay for that. I bought that iPhone five I could

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Speaker 4: get whatever. Please A right. Secondly, you ain't got no

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Speaker 4: business being with a married woman alone at lunch. This

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Speaker 4: ain't no date. Y'are supposed to be a work.

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Speaker 3: No, we are at work. We call like I said,

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Speaker 3: we call workers. You know. It just seemed like half

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Speaker 3: the whole time I'm sitting in front of her, you

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Speaker 3: we're spposed to having rush together, and she's talking to

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Speaker 3: you the holes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's what's your name?

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Speaker 3: Get brother name there? Derek there?

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Speaker 4: All right, Derek? You work at the same building up?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: You you will work right now?

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Speaker 3: Huh yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm mean at the job.

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Speaker 4: Y'all working the same flows. I find they come and

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Speaker 4: see you. You kings about to jump off way way different

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Speaker 4: for you, straight up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So don't then let me ask you something, man,

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Speaker 3: What is the big deal? I'm just trying to Okay,

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Speaker 3: you act like you don't see her. You act like

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Speaker 3: you don't see her when she get home, you know.

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Speaker 3: So why is it so important that you waste a

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Speaker 3: whole hour of bloodshime holding up and ain't waste I'm

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Speaker 3: talking to my lady.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you understand that. Why don't you go out there

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Speaker 4: and get it and then you ain't got to worry

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Speaker 4: about sitting up in front of me, Lady, that's my wife.

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Speaker 4: I walked down the aisle with that. We got kids,

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Speaker 4: we got a house, we take headed. He helped me

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Speaker 4: hold it down. And this you you you ain't you

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Speaker 4: know it's like you if you don't ever want to

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Speaker 4: come in and do but they got stuff, always want

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Speaker 4: to come in and somebody else, wife, And why don't

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Speaker 4: you do this? Take take this advice and see what

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Speaker 4: it works. Works for you, go to the church, library,

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Speaker 4: grocery store, whatever to find your day and you get

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Speaker 4: you a chick. You get her for a minute, you

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Speaker 4: caught her for a minute. You wrote manup for men.

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Speaker 4: That's what real men do. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: That's what I did. That's how I got my my Rachel.

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Speaker 4: That's the that's my heart. You're trying to sit up

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Speaker 4: there in front of lunch with us every day for

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Speaker 4: the past year. I'll tell you what, bro, it may

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Speaker 4: not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but soon

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Speaker 4: soon you gonna see me me and you're gonna have

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Speaker 4: none of this phone conversation. It's gonna be a face

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Speaker 4: to face you all.

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Speaker 3: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all.

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Speaker 3: All I'm done, Okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying

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Speaker 3: to come between y'all. I'm just saying, it's every day

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Speaker 3: you call him, man, what do you want?

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Speaker 4: That's a life supposed to talk to every guy day.

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Speaker 4: That's what a real do. You don't know because you

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Speaker 4: was You ain't o real. All you know about is

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Speaker 4: trying to holler at some street. You don't know what

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Speaker 4: it needs to put in work like a real man

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Speaker 4: do to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything,

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Speaker 4: the family, the kids and fixing the yards and fences,

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Speaker 4: and you don't know nothing about that. All you know

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Speaker 4: about is you know roch. Wife can't even go to work.

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Speaker 4: But I like you trying to step in her and

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Speaker 4: don't mean no guy, But that's okay. Like I promise you,

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Speaker 4: I won't be there. You're gonna see me, and I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna see you. You know, I'll tell you what this is,

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Speaker 4: how this gonna go. It may not be the night,

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Speaker 4: but it's definitely not gonna go past tomorrow. Between now

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Speaker 4: and then, you gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you,

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Speaker 4: and I what's your say? How it means? I would

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Speaker 4: come see you by tomorrow? Son me and you? Derek,

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Speaker 4: that's your name, right, Derek?

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Speaker 3: My name is there? Yeah, you don't.

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Speaker 4: Always want to people smiley face in my wife's face.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna deal with Rachel when.

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Speaker 3: I see it. You can.

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Speaker 4: Please believe that. Please believe that. Talk to about a

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Speaker 4: little friend at lunch and like, how get my up anyway?

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Speaker 3: I got your number? How to Rachel phone? But that's

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Speaker 3: besides my worst farm.

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Speaker 4: Y'all ain't that cool? I don't think I ain't never

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Speaker 4: heard of no darse before the day and what seting

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Speaker 4: you're calling me talking about. He was at lunch every

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Speaker 4: day with wife and you.

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Speaker 3: Dog. It's a friendly lunch date. This word it is.

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Speaker 4: How you just do friendly. I know about all that.

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Speaker 4: You ain't fooling me. I know, like you who pray

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Speaker 4: on married women all the time because they like you.

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Speaker 4: But that's like I said, it's gonna change.

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Speaker 3: Shoot, okay, dog, here's here's what you don't know. What

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Speaker 3: you don't know is Tommy Tommy be pushing off all

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Speaker 3: the more than me. Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy is

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Speaker 3: always pushing up on her. Tommy the one you need

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Speaker 3: to be worried about.

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Speaker 4: You have Tommy who who the Tommy any dog?

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Speaker 3: Dog dog nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is

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Speaker 3: nephew Tommy from the Steve you Hall In Morning show.

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Speaker 3: Your wife Rachel got me the prank phone call you.

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Speaker 4: Oh believe y'all did this me? Maney, I would have

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Speaker 4: come down to.

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Speaker 3: You. Are man man?

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Speaker 4: I am now, well, you don't gonna burn that building down.

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Speaker 4: You don't even know. I'm like people tell me this.

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Speaker 4: This is my prediction. Somebody gonna pick you up for real.

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Speaker 4: You just play much man, y'all tripping?

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, man, take it out. You got to tell

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Speaker 3: me this man, what is the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 3: the lane?

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Speaker 4: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

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Speaker 3: Of course, all your work spouse is out there, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Know how I know mad because you're at work with

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Speaker 1: someone else's wife and their husband keeps calling.

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Speaker 3: She get home.

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Speaker 1: You gonna see.

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Speaker 2: You out ranked you out when we at work. Yes, wow,

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Speaker 2: all right, it's going down, Vince Sunday, this Sunday Father's

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Speaker 2: Day night. You don't want to miss it. New Jersey

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Speaker 2: Performing Arts Center. It's Earthquakes Father's Day Comedy show Donielle Rollins,

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Speaker 2: Tony Roberts. But that's a fraction and yours truly nephew

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Speaker 2: Tommy in the building Sunday night at the New Jersey

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Speaker 2: Pack You do not want to miss it. Tickers are

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Speaker 2: on sale red now. Did you hear what I said?

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Speaker 2: I said red now? And I want to throw this

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Speaker 3: That's right, all right, thank you, thank you, thank you.

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