1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini so mini episode, motherfucking mini Episo. Welcome to 2 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast 3 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black 4 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the ideas 5 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 1: that you, the listeners have. You have a theory about 6 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 1: Michael Clark Duncan, we will get to the bottom of it. 7 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: Let's get to the bottom of that big motherfucker and 8 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: what happened to him for real, for real. You know 9 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 1: who knows homar Rosa knows. I'll say that, I bet 10 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: she knows facts. She don't want to talk about it. 11 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: I'm David Porty. We are Closed Lakes Incourtment. This is 12 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: gonna be a fun one. We're doing what we always 13 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: do with the many episodes. We were taking the listeners 14 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: bullshit and we're making it into gold. I say, absolute goal. 15 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: You all send us your nonsense and we do our 16 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: best to help resolve it. In today's conspiracy theory, I 17 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: would say is is top notch nonsense. I would go 18 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: so far as to say top notch, top notch peak nonsense. 19 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 1: I'd say this message comes from a person named William 20 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: Williams sent us a message where he says, listening to 21 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: your pod with the Juras Goodwin uh, And it got 22 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: me thinking, I wonder if the prison complex, music industry, 23 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 1: and manufacturers of shirts and pants way bigger than necessary 24 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: unified to not only promote gangster wrap but also kill 25 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: off the more clean cut, socially acceptable boy bands, which 26 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: was a calculation to drive demand, increase policing, or if 27 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: it was just a side effect of the goal. Whatever 28 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: the case, I'm sure the answer is white devil. So 29 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: I I think what he's suggesting here, William, is that 30 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: there was an intentional killing off of sort of like 31 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: the more palatable black image for the sake of gangster 32 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: rap in order to help support the prison industrial complex. Unfortunately, 33 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 1: I might be I that I could that that seems feasible. 34 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: You're bought in. I'm just saying, you, look at R 35 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 1: and B. What would they rather have us doing? Fucking 36 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: I'm starting families with you, girl, wanting to be the 37 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: one or killing each other or doing crimes that will 38 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: get us to R and B is only gonna get 39 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 1: you a family that maybe is a little bigger than 40 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: you have the money to support. Let's be honest, Yeah, 41 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: but not like it's like it's not breaking The core 42 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: tenants of R and B aren't gonna break down the 43 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: culture as in the way that the core tenants of 44 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: hip hop is. I could see it again, I will 45 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: say even to that point, Old R and B. Now 46 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: New R and B sort of does some weird ship. 47 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: But old R and B was was really about the 48 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: nuclear family, you know, like they were real rooted in 49 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: a mommy and a daddy and and a baby, and 50 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,399 Speaker 1: we all lived together in the same house. Bullshit. And 51 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: now New R and BS like, I don't know, don't 52 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: you have a mommy and a baby that you live 53 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: in a house with. Yeah, I feel like I'm getting 54 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 1: scammed every day. If I'm being honest with you, I 55 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: and sucking right now and I'm hanging out with y'all. 56 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: This is this is trash. That's what single people always think. 57 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: They could be sucking and sucking right now just three pm. Hey, 58 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: there's some three pm hos out there that I could 59 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: be enjoying it all right and out here I am, 60 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: uh so, yeah, what do you think about it? I 61 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: I I'm for it. Listen, it doesn't sit wrong in 62 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: my spirit. I'll say that I don't. I don't know, 63 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: you know, he poses the question was this sort of 64 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: like an attention, an intentional erasure, or more of just 65 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: a thing that they realized later. And we had this 66 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: argument before. I am never of the belief that the 67 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: government has like this giant master plan as much as 68 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,840 Speaker 1: I think they just take advantage of moments. So when 69 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: I if I were to make the argument, I do 70 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,479 Speaker 1: think there's some logic too. They see the rise of 71 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: gangster wrap and sort of like this thing happening, and 72 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: they go, hell, yeah, we're We're fine with that. We're 73 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 1: cool with whatever the funk that is. And if that 74 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: keeps you all from feeling like building nuclear families and 75 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: supportive homes, yeah go crazy. And if that means we 76 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: gotta tell Joe to see to put their shirts on, 77 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 1: we're fine with that too, right, especially coming off the eighties, 78 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: right coming off of Reagan privatizing prisons. Now prisons are 79 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 1: making money. Now that there's this art form that like 80 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 1: makes a you know, streets to the prison pipeline, it 81 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,919 Speaker 1: does like it does kind of all flow to that way, 82 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 1: and it flows to which makes sense for me. My 83 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: man said something about the metaverse, which maybe I don't understand. 84 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 1: Oh that was in the last you're still so angry. 85 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: But for those that are listening, at one point we 86 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 1: thought we were doing a different a different conspiracy theory 87 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: that David could not have been angry or at no, 88 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,919 Speaker 1: he was a stupid person. It was just not what 89 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 1: thought out. It was very bad. Yeah, man, I mean, yeah, 90 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: I agree with you. I also think the government is 91 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: maybe more spread out then we like to think whoa 92 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: say more on that, Like it's not like, I mean, 93 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: you look at all these things that are happening right 94 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: now with states rights and have always been, so it's 95 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: like obviously the government, the federal government isn't maybe moving 96 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: as a unit with state governments in the way that 97 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: like would have a rollout like that, you know what 98 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm saying. But I do think that like overall this 99 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 1: thing started to make money, and if it makes dollars, 100 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: that makes sense, especially in the United States. So like 101 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 1: I think it was like gangster probably happened organically and 102 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: then it was just everybody ated it along. Whereas like 103 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: if you remember in the early nineties, late eighties, there's 104 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:21,960 Speaker 1: also a pretty big conscious black move mess. You know 105 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, There was like self destruction. Ye had 106 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: it for something and all that kind of ship. So 107 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: that never made a negative song in her whole career. 108 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: She's not a bit. Yeah, but uh, and that movement 109 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 1: did not go anywhere. It wasn't, to your point, aided 110 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,039 Speaker 1: along in any version of it. Now, it was successful 111 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,680 Speaker 1: largely because of sort of black people in reinvesting in 112 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: themselves and sort of identifying themselves inside of it. But 113 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: it certainly wasn't a thing where like, oh, we're all 114 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: agreeing that this is the best thing to support financially 115 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 1: global scale, because it had no corporate there was no 116 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: It just seems like on the whole there was not 117 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: any gain to be made from it from white America. 118 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: You know what. It was also empowering, and it didn't 119 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,400 Speaker 1: like that kind of message that's empowering, and that doesn't 120 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 1: that doesn't invest in fear of the other like gangster 121 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: rap does, right, gangster rap, no matter how much they 122 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: consume it, it's still always them from a place of safety, 123 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: viewing these black people as these big scary people like 124 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: publicandemy doesn't do that, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Additionally, 125 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: during that same period, we did see a similar influx 126 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 1: of that pseudo because it wasn't like the positive ship 127 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: you're talking about that like you would see in a 128 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: public enemy, a tribe, whoever the funk it is. But 129 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: it was like the sort of fresh prince of it 130 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: all where it's like just truly like innocuous music that 131 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 1: isn't picking aside, and that music was successful like that 132 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: the mc hammers, the fresh princes, the whatever it is. 133 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,680 Speaker 1: And part of that is them being like, now we're 134 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,120 Speaker 1: cool with y'all being complete, harmless little kittie cats or 135 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: absolute murderers. We're not going to allow you to like 136 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:37,800 Speaker 1: preach positivity to yourselves and then become greater. But even 137 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: even that, the fresh Princess of what and whatnot, even 138 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 1: that did kind of die off to where mid to 139 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: late nineties, the even the pop rap, you know what 140 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 1: I mean, Nelly has a friend with a poland the basement, 141 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,960 Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying, Like even the popular 142 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 1: rap was not innocuous. It was there was no longer 143 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 1: Annie will Smith. Even the op stuff was still kind 144 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: of these these these kind of damaging tenants. Yeah, Country Grammar. 145 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: Country Grammar was like the number one cutest song in 146 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:14,079 Speaker 1: all of America and the dirty version of that song. 147 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: The chorus, it's him talking about spraying up the block. 148 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,599 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like it didn't So even that 149 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:24,360 Speaker 1: innoxious soft wrap didn't didn't stay. It was the gangster 150 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: ship is what kept going, kept kronk like like like 151 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: all that type of ship. That's that's what kept going. 152 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,960 Speaker 1: Even that even that little stuff was like I would say, 153 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: as short lived as the pro black ship. But Gangster 154 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,360 Speaker 1: Raps somehow he's maintained throughout this entire time. And are 155 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 1: you of the mind that that that is because of 156 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: intentional work on the part of like the powers that 157 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: be government raps, whatever the funk it is, or is 158 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,320 Speaker 1: this just sort of like the movement of sort of 159 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: like time and and evolution of of the work. I 160 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 1: think if you are selling to a primarily white audience, 161 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: I think that and I don't know how conscious this 162 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,200 Speaker 1: idea is, but I think that it is always easier 163 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: to sell them, to sell them us as some kind 164 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: of cartoonist freak thing that they can look at and 165 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 1: kind of be like it's like going to a zoo, 166 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: versus the idea of like selling them the fresh print. 167 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 1: Because the idea of the black middle class was very prevalent, 168 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 1: at least on television during the nineties. Right, sure, Family 169 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 1: Matters is is the most middle class family maybe ever 170 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 1: on television. Yeah, the parenthood, the fresh principility. They were 171 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: rich like but even like Moitia, like her dad on 172 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 1: the car dealership. I'm saying so like, But I think 173 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 1: music wise, yeah, I think that it's this idea of like, 174 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: debase them and sell them. Is that seldom is sex 175 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:59,199 Speaker 1: sell them as violence? Sex and violence still sell more 176 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 1: than anything here. Right, So if you have a whole 177 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: people that you can like tokenize, is that why Why 178 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,480 Speaker 1: wouldn't they push it that way? Damn, there's not a 179 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,559 Speaker 1: lot of money in white people just being like they're 180 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 1: just like us. It's uh, it's it's sad. I don't 181 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: know that, William. This conspiracy theory made anybody feel good 182 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:21,680 Speaker 1: or funny. But it seems like we you might have 183 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: nailed it, or at least nailed something in what you've 184 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:31,319 Speaker 1: unpacked here. Yeah, I hated it. I hated well, fuck you, William, 185 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,920 Speaker 1: and uh, everything that you've put into our lives. We 186 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 1: were having a good day and then you showed up 187 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,560 Speaker 1: with your negativity and now we were resenting you and 188 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:44,200 Speaker 1: everything you're affiliated with. How's that? Well? We did it? 189 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,840 Speaker 1: I think I think we nailed it. Bory. Could you 190 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: tell the people where they can find you and what 191 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on. I'm on Instagram at 192 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 1: cool Guy Jokes Sadie seven and you know, if you 193 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 1: want to see my dates, go to official David Bory 194 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,040 Speaker 1: dot com. I have all my dates up there. You 195 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,839 Speaker 1: could buy a t shirt and whatnot. That's good enough 196 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,559 Speaker 1: for me. Fuck yeah, buy a t shirt, check out 197 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: the dates and as always, you can follow me at 198 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: links and kerman and if you want to send us drips, 199 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,160 Speaker 1: if you want to spend, send us your own conspiracy 200 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and if I learn to talk, you can 201 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 1: send it to my mama pot at gmail dot com. 202 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. That's it. We 203 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: did it, by bitch, motherfucking many years, so many years, 204 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 1: motherfucking many years, so, motherfucking many years, so many, motherfucking 205 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 1: many years. So