Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1: Scary?
Speaker 3: What phone tap is this?
Speaker 2: Joe wanted to play a phone tap on his mom.
Speaker 2: Joe's mom is a neurotic germaphone, and she keeps her
Speaker 2: house super clean, so she she knows that this family
Speaker 2: in the neighborhood they have a bed bug problem. So
Speaker 2: Joe's going to start to call to his mom.
Speaker 1: Bed bugs are awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm going to play the part of the
Speaker 2: son of the kid with the family with the bed
Speaker 2: bug problem.
Speaker 1: All right, we love using bed bugs and our phone taps.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, mom, what's up?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: No, I's just sharing the house, hanging out with my friend, Austin. Austin.
Speaker 3: No, not the kid with the bed bugs.
Speaker 1: They don't got bed bugs.
Speaker 3: Don't listen to me, Ma, trust me, clean you they
Speaker 3: got bed bugs. You got to die in the house.
Speaker 1: He's just on the sofa.
Speaker 3: Do you know what bed bugs should?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But bed bugs they stay throughout the mattress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they throughout the mattress. You know how. I can't
Speaker 3: stand to see them on the television. My god, it's
Speaker 3: like they're crawl all over me. Now, get him out
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 1: Xbox, mine nothing, nothing's wrong.
Speaker 3: You want that bugs, then your damn xbox. You got
Speaker 3: to burn that eggbox.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stretch out on your couch.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Get off my couch.
Speaker 1: No, but he's clean, Joe, Please listen to me.
Speaker 3: There is no clean with.
Speaker 2: Oh is your mom worried about the problem.
Speaker 3: Yes, no problem. Tell him, yes, I'm worried about the problem.
Speaker 3: That bed bugs are all over the city. I don't
Speaker 3: want them in my house.
Speaker 4: Tell her we fix that.
Speaker 1: See mine, he told me he figured No, No.
Speaker 3: I've heard about this before. He's he's got the same clothes.
Speaker 3: You have to burn him. That's the only way you
Speaker 3: can get rid of But bugs is you got to
Speaker 3: burn everything you got. And if you don't listen to
Speaker 3: me right now, you're gonna have to take everything out
Speaker 3: of our house and burn it.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to You want to put me
Speaker 2: on the phone with there.
Speaker 1: What hold on?
Speaker 2: Don't make it runny, say take the phone, miss b
Speaker 2: I don't know what you heard, not the rumors, but
Speaker 2: it's all taken care of. My family. Spend a lot
Speaker 2: of money on you know, getting rid of the furniture
Speaker 2: in the house. We've had all the mattresses replaced.
Speaker 3: Listen, listen, Austin. I have nothing against you. I have
Speaker 3: a lot against bed bugs. You understand me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying with you.
Speaker 3: Stand, I can't stay. I am co Skin is calling
Speaker 3: now right you. I'm sorry. You got to get out
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 2: I'm not as it you as I was last week.
Speaker 3: Okay, my god, oh my god. Listen you you and Joe,
Speaker 3: go to the park, go anywhere. Just get out the house.
Speaker 2: I'm a little offended. I have to be honest.
Speaker 3: Well you know what. I'm very sorry you feel offended.
Speaker 3: It's not you. It's the bed bugs. The bet bugs
Speaker 3: are all over everything.
Speaker 2: Like like I'm like, I'm an animal.
Speaker 3: I know you're not an animal, like a dog with fleas.
Speaker 2: I really don't.
Speaker 3: Well, let me tell you one thing. If you got
Speaker 3: bet bugs, you're like a dog with Please. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Lay those eggs everywhere. You don't even know where you
Speaker 3: have bedbugs at big cleaning, A crack on your ass.
Speaker 3: I you don't even know it.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my arm. I don't see anything.
Speaker 3: Could you put myself back on the phone, please? I
Speaker 3: think we should leave put Joe back on the phone. Mom, Joe,
Speaker 3: I want you to put down a trail of paper
Speaker 3: towels and walk him out of the house.
Speaker 1: No, no, are you you sure he is? I'm sam.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest.
Speaker 3: Walk him out, get him out the house.
Speaker 1: Offended.
Speaker 2: I'm offended.
Speaker 3: No, you know what.
Speaker 2: That's not right.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry right now. I don't care for offender. I'm offended.
Speaker 4: I'm more than your parents room, and I'm I think
Speaker 4: he went to go roll around in the bed because
Speaker 4: you're totally bugging out, and he wants the boot to
Speaker 4: you that he is clean, I guarantee you there will
Speaker 4: not be bed bugs. Get let me look.
Speaker 3: What they're doing. Look at this what they're doing.
Speaker 1: He's rolling around on the bed. I got nothing to
Speaker 1: you that he's clean. I'm good.
Speaker 2: Look see there's nothing wrong with me.
Speaker 3: Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: We'll talk to her.
Speaker 3: Hello. How dare you get into my bedroom and roll
Speaker 3: around on my bed?
Speaker 2: I was just trying to prove a point.
Speaker 3: You don't prove a point like that. Listens out of
Speaker 3: my house. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2: I brought my sleeping bag with me.
Speaker 3: You brought a sleeping bag walk up this.
Speaker 2: Morning, and you know, I thought that we were reinfested,
Speaker 2: but they were just no, it were just coffee grind.
Speaker 2: They had to rip up the carpet and everything.
Speaker 3: You know, the way the bed bugs go Austin.
Speaker 2: They look like poppy seeds, some of them more as
Speaker 2: big as a watermelon seed. But we could see that
Speaker 2: they're gone because I don't see them anymore. Everything's fine,
Speaker 2: We're okay, it's good, but we're just in a time
Speaker 2: of transition right now because the new furniture.
Speaker 3: Oh my, I can't bustin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you I told you.
Speaker 4: Everything fine, Joe, everything's clean.
Speaker 1: I see no bedos on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna rip your heart out. You're gonna note that
Speaker 3: you can't a're doing this to me. I can't believe
Speaker 3: you bring that point. Crazy.
Speaker 1: What kind of neighbors are we? We have neighbors come
Speaker 1: into here for help and we just.
Speaker 3: Have you join the peace Corps. You're allowing this to happen.
Speaker 3: I'm to come home.
Speaker 2: Don't kill him.
Speaker 1: Mom, you get the phone before that.
Speaker 2: I want to let you know that you've just been
Speaker 2: phone tapped.
Speaker 3: Talking about Mom.
Speaker 2: Excurity Jones, Melvis Daran, The Morning Show, and Joe's phone tapping.
Speaker 3: You No, no, no a joke, Yes.
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