WEBVTT - Kid With the Bed Bugs is Over

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary?

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<v Speaker 3>What phone tap is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Joe wanted to play a phone tap on his mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's mom is a neurotic germaphone, and she keeps her

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<v Speaker 2>house super clean, so she she knows that this family

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<v Speaker 2>in the neighborhood they have a bed bug problem. So

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's going to start to call to his mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Bed bugs are awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm going to play the part of the

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<v Speaker 2>son of the kid with the family with the bed

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<v Speaker 2>bug problem.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we love using bed bugs and our phone taps.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go, Hello, Hey, mom, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I's just sharing the house, hanging out with my friend, Austin. Austin.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not the kid with the bed bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't got bed bugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't listen to me, Ma, trust me, clean you they

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<v Speaker 3>got bed bugs. You got to die in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just on the sofa.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what bed bugs should?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But bed bugs they stay throughout the mattress.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they throughout the mattress. You know how. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>stand to see them on the television. My god, it's

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<v Speaker 3>like they're crawl all over me. Now, get him out

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<v Speaker 3>the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Xbox, mine nothing, nothing's wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>You want that bugs, then your damn xbox. You got

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<v Speaker 3>to burn that eggbox.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna stretch out on your couch.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Get off my couch.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but he's clean, Joe, Please listen to me.

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<v Speaker 3>There is no clean with.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is your mom worried about the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, no problem. Tell him, yes, I'm worried about the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>That bed bugs are all over the city. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want them in my house.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell her we fix that.

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<v Speaker 1>See mine, he told me he figured No, No.

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<v Speaker 3>I've heard about this before. He's he's got the same clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to burn him. That's the only way you

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<v Speaker 3>can get rid of But bugs is you got to

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<v Speaker 3>burn everything you got. And if you don't listen to

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<v Speaker 3>me right now, you're gonna have to take everything out

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<v Speaker 3>of our house and burn it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to You want to put me

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone with there.

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<v Speaker 1>What hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't make it runny, say take the phone, miss b

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you heard, not the rumors, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's all taken care of. My family. Spend a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of money on you know, getting rid of the furniture

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<v Speaker 2>in the house. We've had all the mattresses replaced.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, listen, Austin. I have nothing against you. I have

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<v Speaker 3>a lot against bed bugs. You understand me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're saying with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Stand, I can't stay. I am co Skin is calling

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<v Speaker 3>now right you. I'm sorry. You got to get out

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<v Speaker 3>the house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not as it you as I was last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, my god, oh my god. Listen you you and Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>go to the park, go anywhere. Just get out the house.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a little offended. I have to be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you know what. I'm very sorry you feel offended.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not you. It's the bed bugs. The bet bugs

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<v Speaker 3>are all over everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like I'm like, I'm an animal.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you're not an animal, like a dog with fleas.

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let me tell you one thing. If you got

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<v Speaker 3>bet bugs, you're like a dog with Please. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Lay those eggs everywhere. You don't even know where you

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<v Speaker 3>have bedbugs at big cleaning, A crack on your ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I you don't even know it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at my arm. I don't see anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you put myself back on the phone, please? I

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<v Speaker 3>think we should leave put Joe back on the phone. Mom, Joe,

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to put down a trail of paper

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<v Speaker 3>towels and walk him out of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, are you you sure he is? I'm sam.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honest.

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<v Speaker 3>Walk him out, get him out the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Offended.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm offended.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry right now. I don't care for offender. I'm offended.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm more than your parents room, and I'm I think

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<v Speaker 4>he went to go roll around in the bed because

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<v Speaker 4>you're totally bugging out, and he wants the boot to

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<v Speaker 4>you that he is clean, I guarantee you there will

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<v Speaker 4>not be bed bugs. Get let me look.

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<v Speaker 3>What they're doing. Look at this what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's rolling around on the bed. I got nothing to

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<v Speaker 1>you that he's clean. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>Look see there's nothing wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello. How dare you get into my bedroom and roll

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<v Speaker 3>around on my bed?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to prove a point.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't prove a point like that. Listens out of

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<v Speaker 3>my house. I don't care who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I brought my sleeping bag with me.

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<v Speaker 3>You brought a sleeping bag walk up this.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning, and you know, I thought that we were reinfested,

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<v Speaker 2>but they were just no, it were just coffee grind.

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<v Speaker 2>They had to rip up the carpet and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the way the bed bugs go Austin.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like poppy seeds, some of them more as

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<v Speaker 2>big as a watermelon seed. But we could see that

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<v Speaker 2>they're gone because I don't see them anymore. Everything's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>We're okay, it's good, but we're just in a time

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<v Speaker 2>of transition right now because the new furniture.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, I can't bustin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you I told you.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything fine, Joe, everything's clean.

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<v Speaker 1>I see no bedos on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna rip your heart out. You're gonna note that

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<v Speaker 3>you can't a're doing this to me. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 3>you bring that point. Crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of neighbors are we? We have neighbors come

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<v Speaker 1>into here for help and we just.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you join the peace Corps. You're allowing this to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm to come home.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't kill him.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom, you get the phone before that.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to let you know that you've just been

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<v Speaker 2>phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Talking about Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Excurity Jones, Melvis Daran, The Morning Show, and Joe's phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 3>You No, no, no a joke, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participates.

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<v Speaker 4>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 4>the Morning Show