WEBVTT - Stepsister from Planet Weird

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we're watching all of the Disney Channel original

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<v Speaker 1>movies we can find. Yeah, and there is a real

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<v Speaker 1>normally I ask you some random question now, like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>when's last time you went on a roller coaster? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have it in me today. I don't have it

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<v Speaker 1>in it. The one thing I do I did notice

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<v Speaker 1>there is at least so we've talked about the number

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<v Speaker 1>of different versions of dcom's back even during the zoog days,

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<v Speaker 1>and like early early stuff. You know, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people say that officially DCOM started in nineteen ninety seven,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was a long list of stuff beforehand that

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<v Speaker 1>could be considered or would have been considered a DCOM

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<v Speaker 1>if such a thing had existed. But there's a real

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<v Speaker 1>old jump around the two thousand, two thousand and one,

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and two era of just changing what the

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<v Speaker 1>DCOM was. Because the one we watched this week, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even really know what to think or say.

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<v Speaker 2>Frankly, yes, I am also a little lost for words,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, because it is it. It had one

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<v Speaker 2>of the channel's major stars in it, so like there

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<v Speaker 2>was a big like she was one of the it

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<v Speaker 2>girls on the channel at that time. So it's not

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<v Speaker 2>that it did. Yes, Courtney Draper, Yes, she was on

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<v Speaker 2>that show. We've talked about it called the Jersey which

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<v Speaker 2>they put on, Yeah, put on like a magic It's

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<v Speaker 2>a jersey that's like magical and they become like a part.

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<v Speaker 2>And that show was huge, like huge it was, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was so good. It was one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 2>I really loved it. And it's kind of like the

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<v Speaker 2>storyline of this one. It's not just like a micro world.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like out of this world, like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>and not.

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<v Speaker 1>Even kind of in a clever way. I don't know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, we just I guess. Let's just get,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get let's just chang into it and let's get

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<v Speaker 1>let's just do it. Let's just jump.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody. I don't know, let's just go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we got this. Welcome back to Magical. Rewind the

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<v Speaker 1>show that makes you want to go have your friends,

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<v Speaker 1>your PJS and your popcorn and go back to a

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<v Speaker 1>time when all the houses were smart, the waves tsunamis,

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<v Speaker 1>and not all the movies were this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Wilfredell and I'm Sabrina Bryan.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So every few decades a film comes along that

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<v Speaker 1>not only wow's audiences, it defines a generation. And this

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<v Speaker 1>week we approach one of those films, It's time to Talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Two thousand's Stepsister from Planet Weird and of course being facetious.

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<v Speaker 1>It debuted on June seventeenth, in the year two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>a film drenched in y two K optimistic fear, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's based on the book of the same name by

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<v Speaker 1>children's librarian turned author Francis Lance. Lance wrote over thirty books,

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<v Speaker 1>many kids' best sellers, but she might be best known

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<v Speaker 1>for the Luna Bay Monthly book series, made in collaboration

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<v Speaker 1>with HarperCollins and Roxy. The California clothing company, Yes a

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<v Speaker 1>clothing company. It was a surf clothing company, I believe, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a California surf clothing company. She was a surfer herself

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<v Speaker 1>who lived in Santa Barbara, so she was perfect fit

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<v Speaker 1>for the theme. And in the original Stepsisters from Planet

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<v Speaker 1>Weird book, surfing was included and it was obviously switched

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<v Speaker 1>out for windsurfing because well, we'll get to that. Sadly,

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<v Speaker 1>Lance passed away in nineteen ninety nine from ovarian cancer

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<v Speaker 1>at the very young age of fifty two. Stepsister from

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<v Speaker 1>Planet Weird was filmed in Australia, a recent trend we've

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<v Speaker 1>been running into, but still part of the exclusive club

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<v Speaker 1>of dcom's filmed outside of the US, and the movie

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<v Speaker 1>was greenlit by Disney and boy did a show just

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks before shooting began, putting the cast and crew

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<v Speaker 1>on quite a tight timeline and maybe, you know, causing

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<v Speaker 1>some plot holes and stuff. All right, okay, all right, now,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the first time we run into this, and

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<v Speaker 1>I am beyond skeptical that this is true. But in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seventeen, cabletv dot Com analyzed the entire dcom catalog

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<v Speaker 1>at the time and utilize Google trends to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>the most popular dcoms per state. Yes, that's a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and Stepsister from Planet Weird was the most popular film

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<v Speaker 1>in Pennsylvania. Again, I don't believe this at all, but

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<v Speaker 1>here are some of the other results from the poll

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<v Speaker 1>that they conducted in case you're wondering. Nevada Mom's Got

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<v Speaker 1>a Date with a Vampire was their favorite. Hawaii Come On,

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<v Speaker 1>Easy One, Johnny Tsunami, New York was Get It Right,

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<v Speaker 1>New York was Get a Clue? Oregon Halloween Town High

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense Utah High School musical makes sense, and California

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<v Speaker 1>was one called the Jenny Project or the Genie Project,

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny Project, which Jenny. We don't know that one yet. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what state you live in, even if you

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<v Speaker 1>were fraudulently told it was your favorite movie in penns Calvania,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter where you live, you can watch Stepsister from

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<v Speaker 1>Planet Weird on Disney Plus. It was actually part of

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<v Speaker 1>their launch package and you can launch into it right

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<v Speaker 1>now if you want, or you can listen to us

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<v Speaker 1>and then see what we got right and what we

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<v Speaker 1>got wrong. But either way, we suggest you continue with

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<v Speaker 1>caution and only under adult supervision. Sabrina, before it was

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<v Speaker 1>said as a podcast episode, did you know anything about

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<v Speaker 1>Stepsisters from Planet Weird?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I did not know anything about this one,

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<v Speaker 2>this Stepsister.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even getting the title right yet. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I thought of it. Okay, Stepsister from Planet Weird. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>so you did not?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't. And this is like around the time,

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, I was auditioning a lot for Disney

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<v Speaker 2>Channel stuff, so I was watching the channel a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know if maybe this one wasn't one

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<v Speaker 2>that was put on replay, like like the majority of

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<v Speaker 2>them were at the time, you know, just except in Pennsylvania,

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<v Speaker 2>except I guess maybe in Pennsylvania. Yeah, so this never

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<v Speaker 2>came across my my TV box with my antennis.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even an answer the question. I am too.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even answer it if I this or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I didn't know what this was. Now keep

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<v Speaker 1>away from wind and drink some roop beer because it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for the synopsis. When teenager Megan's mom gets engaged,

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<v Speaker 1>her new soon to be stepsister, Ariel turns out to

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<v Speaker 1>be a bubble based alien refugee hiding on planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's directed by Steve Boyam, a legendary name here on

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<v Speaker 1>Magical Rewind since he's the director of some iconic dcoms.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, he's not Daddy Owen, but the ones he's

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<v Speaker 1>done include Johnny Tsunami, Motorcross, and a movie that's actually

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<v Speaker 1>very similar to this one, Mom's Got a Date with

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<v Speaker 1>the Vampires. Did you notice kind of the similarities between

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<v Speaker 1>the films a little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, yeah, it wasn't surprising to find that not

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<v Speaker 2>but not Johnny Tsunami or different Mom's Got a date

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<v Speaker 2>with the Vampire. Yeah, I saw some similarities for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it makes sense because he did Stepsister and

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<v Speaker 1>Mom's Got a Date back to back in the same year.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, so this was you.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember us talking about him. He's kind of a legend

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<v Speaker 1>in the world here, especially of dcoms, because he was

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<v Speaker 1>a stuntman turned director early, having worked on Apocalypse Now, Predator,

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<v Speaker 1>True Romance, and Groundhog's Day. Before moving behind the camera,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having s's to the thing. I think it's just

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<v Speaker 1>Groundhog Day. I don't know, before moving the camera. He

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<v Speaker 1>also directed the movie You, Me and Dupree and now

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<v Speaker 1>works in TV shows like The Boys, Goosebumps, Supernatural and

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<v Speaker 1>Criminal Minds and The Cast. Okay, we have a truly

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<v Speaker 1>kind of incredible group of actors who are just a

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<v Speaker 1>little too old to be playing high schoolers, but great. Nonetheless,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got Courtney Draper as you were talking about as

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<v Speaker 1>Meg Larson. Courtney is best known to us as Sam

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<v Speaker 1>the Mermaid from the d com The Thirteenth Year, the

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<v Speaker 1>Barbotsville movie. We always talk about. That's Hall of Fame

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<v Speaker 1>status right there on its own, but she also appeared

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<v Speaker 1>in almost one hundred episodes of Bold and The Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>So she was on Bold and Back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where we worked together.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, oh you worked with her, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, yes, on and on the jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, that's right. And I was gonna say, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's on the jersey. But also in Buffy the Vampire

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<v Speaker 1>Slayer CSI Miami Veronica and she has since become an

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<v Speaker 1>always working voiceover actor in video games like Kingdom Hearts,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in that, BioShock Infinite and Final Fantasy. Sevin

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<v Speaker 1>and Tamara Hope plays Aerial Cola. The Canadian actress has

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<v Speaker 1>been seen in movies like Crimson Peak and Shall We Dance?

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<v Speaker 1>And TV shows like Murdoch Mysteries and The Transporter. She

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<v Speaker 1>is a singer as well, and in the band Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>Peninsula and her own project, The Weather Station, which just

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a great band. And then we've got Lance's

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<v Speaker 1>guest and he's portraying a brand new nominee for best

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<v Speaker 1>decom character name of all time. It's It's Cosmo Cola.

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<v Speaker 1>Lance is best known as Yes, one of the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>films in the history of the world, ever, ever, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the most important movies in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>He played Alex Rogan in the nineteen eighty four cult

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<v Speaker 1>classic The Last star Fighter. If you haven't seen it,

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<v Speaker 1>we Cannot be Friends, as well as Halloween two and

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<v Speaker 1>Jaws The Revenge. Okay, fun fact Sabrina, Uh huh. The

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<v Speaker 1>actual tagline and this is where I get it from

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<v Speaker 1>from Jaws The Revenge was Jaws The Revenge. This time

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<v Speaker 1>it's person Oh is it really actually the family down

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<v Speaker 1>to the Bahamas to attack them because it killed their mom?

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<v Speaker 1>Not even joking.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, this is the sequel to Jaws.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just Jaws the Revenge. It's like the third one,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that was three D. This time it's personal.

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<v Speaker 1>This time where it comes from?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you? I love okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Now where do we think Cosmo Cola sits

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<v Speaker 1>on the ranking of craziest character names? Where where is

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<v Speaker 1>he in the Jackal Johnson verse?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it did, It didn't strike. I mean it

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<v Speaker 2>just obviously was a weird name. But because they were

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<v Speaker 2>portraying aliens, it didn't like it wasn't like Jackal Johnson

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<v Speaker 2>was supposed to be like a real person.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, Cosmic Cola was just kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>a silly name. Of you know, like what you would think,

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<v Speaker 2>like someone would bring into you know, not being a

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<v Speaker 2>part of the this.

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<v Speaker 1>World, right, And I'm guessing there was some scene somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>in the book or somewhere where when they first land

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<v Speaker 1>on Earth he sees a cola machine or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, that would make sense totally. Yeah, especially because

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<v Speaker 2>Rupier is such a big thing. And yes, and they

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<v Speaker 2>does such a big thing with any.

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<v Speaker 1>The co two and all that stuff. Yeah, and we've

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<v Speaker 1>got Christine Hay as the mom Kathy Larson. Christine is

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<v Speaker 1>best known as Simon Foster on Head of the Class,

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<v Speaker 1>but also appeared in shows like Law and Order, Bull

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<v Speaker 1>and Parker Lewis Can't Lose. She's also, it says here,

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<v Speaker 1>an Emmy winning environmentalist. And my question is, how does

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<v Speaker 1>one win an Emmy for environmentalism?

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<v Speaker 2>Did she do some kind of documentary?

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<v Speaker 1>Would she have one in the one in an Emmy

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<v Speaker 1>for being a documentarian, not for being an environment Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so there's so many categories at the Emmys that

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<v Speaker 2>don't hit the air, like I mean, it's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't on camera at all last year and somehow

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<v Speaker 1>won two Emmys, So everybody's getting stuff. Kid didn't Could

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<v Speaker 1>you really believe it?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on you winning em Absolutely, I would totally believe that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, No, they kicked me out of

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<v Speaker 1>the building. I don't want to know me anyway. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not filled with chocolate. I found that out. And let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk run time. Stepsister from Planet Weird clocks in at

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<v Speaker 1>drum roll, please, but make it a quick one eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes. Ah, music to my ears. Though it is

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes off the target, it's off the target in

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<v Speaker 1>the right direction. So yes, it passes our test with

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<v Speaker 1>flying colors staying under ninety and history. Well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>And if there's any movie that I'm glad it was short,

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<v Speaker 1>it was this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I paused it at some point I only had fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, yes, yes, I'm almost done. Oh my. Rounding out

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<v Speaker 1>the cast, we have Miles Jeffrey is Trevor Larson. He

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<v Speaker 1>is also in another dcom that we've watched again. We

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<v Speaker 1>just spoke about Mom's Got a Date with the Vampire,

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<v Speaker 1>directed by the same guy as this movie, and he

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<v Speaker 1>starred in fifteen episodes of Beverly Hills nine two or

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<v Speaker 1>zero and then round and everything out. We've got Lauren Maltby,

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<v Speaker 1>who's Heather Hartman. She's best known in our world as

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<v Speaker 1>Marge in all three of the Xenon movies. So a

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<v Speaker 1>low key Disney legend right there. Now. The writing credits

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<v Speaker 1>are pretty straightforward. We have the book's author, Francis Lance,

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<v Speaker 1>getting an acknowledgment for characters and story, but the teleplay

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<v Speaker 1>is credited to Chris Matheson, who's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>legend when it comes to eighties and nineties movies. His

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<v Speaker 1>first script ever was the nineteen eighty nine classic Bill

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<v Speaker 1>and Ted's excellent adventure Great Man, your first ever film,

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<v Speaker 1>and you go on to write the sequels, Bogus Journey

0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and Bill and Ted Face the Music, Bill A. Ted's

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<v Speaker 1>Bogus Journey is way funnier than it has any right

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<v Speaker 1>to be. And the rest of his resume includes Banger

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<v Speaker 1>after Banger, Mom and Dad Saved the World, Love It,

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<v Speaker 1>The Ellen degenerous rom com Mister Wrong, and a Disney

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<v Speaker 1>classic A Goofy movie. So it's safe to say that

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<v Speaker 1>this movie is not his best. Okay, let's chill out

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<v Speaker 1>in the Sink and Pine over finuwel we need to

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<v Speaker 1>getting a stepsister from planet weird right now. We open

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<v Speaker 1>up with some fast pumping dance music, only interrupted by

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<v Speaker 1>a girl's voice that sternly announces wind. There's nothing else

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<v Speaker 1>like it. Keep wind in mind because it's mentioned an

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<v Speaker 1>awful lot. And you know what, She's right. It's one

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<v Speaker 1>of our co leads, Megan writing in her diary. We

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<v Speaker 1>see some windsurfer shredding waves, reminded by our narrator that

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<v Speaker 1>this is extreme, another word that comes up over and

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again in this movie. It's Megan on

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<v Speaker 1>the board, or more specifically, her stunt double, and we

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<v Speaker 1>go close up on her face a few times to

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<v Speaker 1>pretend it's possible the actress is actually cruising this fast

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<v Speaker 1>on a windsurf machine. What is it? Windsurfer board?

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<v Speaker 2>One's actually the few water sports I've never done was windsurfing,

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<v Speaker 2>and it looks inredibly hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried it once when I was young, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>even just lifting up the damn sail was a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit heavy. So but you know what, I am good

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<v Speaker 1>at one thing, and very good at one thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's quitting when things are hard. So I never again

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<v Speaker 1>very good at that and there's guys and you didn't but.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't quit on this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just had to watch it in ninety second chunks.

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<v Speaker 1>It took me two weeks. And there's there's then guy

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<v Speaker 1>surfer Cutter, someone Meghan seems very impressed by, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>frankly not impressed because while show voting, he wipes out

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<v Speaker 1>and Meghan has to save him. Once resituated back on

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<v Speaker 1>the board, we get a surreal back and forth between

0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Cutter and Meghan. He tells her that she quote flatly

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<v Speaker 1>rules unquote and asks if she'll be his girlfriend. She

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<v Speaker 1>says yes, and then her parents are just there, creepily

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<v Speaker 1>standing nearby in the ocean. They announced they're getting back together.

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<v Speaker 1>Then her redheaded little brother, Trevor, he pops up and

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<v Speaker 1>says he's never gonna act like a freak again. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>as if that wasn't enough, the prettiest girls in school appear.

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<v Speaker 1>Heather Hartman They're a leader, welcomes Meghan into the popular group.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we hear a smattering of applause because Meghan is

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<v Speaker 1>actually asleep. This is all in a dream. Trevor rushes

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<v Speaker 1>into the bedroom, yelling die elly and die okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>movie just started. The siblings walk downstairs together talking about

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<v Speaker 1>men in black and getting jiggy with it, so we

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly what time this took place, and Megan remembers

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<v Speaker 1>when they're all together. We are then transported to an

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<v Speaker 1>old beach vacation. It seems her dad, even back then,

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<v Speaker 1>was always on the phone, busy with work, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>the reason her parents split up. And this guy was

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<v Speaker 1>comically on his phone all the time, where it's like, really,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna sit in your car all beach day and

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<v Speaker 1>be It's like, I get they're trying to show that

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<v Speaker 1>he works a lot, but it was it was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit too much sad, I know, but it was also like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, no nobody does that to that extent. But anyway, my.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad was a real estate agent, and I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>there were so many times where he had to Like

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<v Speaker 2>calls would happen middle of anything we were doing, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, h can't you just put it on silent,

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<v Speaker 2>like getting so annoyed with it, but but he can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't do it. However, Megan's mom, Kathy, seems pretty great.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a little distracted since her husband left, but no

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<v Speaker 1>one's really blaming her. She serves soup and crackers for breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>which of course is a negative. But she loves windsurfing

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<v Speaker 1>and even owns a little windsurfing store, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>major positive. But I assume this place doesn't make her

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of money. And she's dated a little, but

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<v Speaker 1>nothing's worked out. That's Kathy's life in a nutshell. We've

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<v Speaker 1>wrapped it all up and now it's cool. Megan is

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<v Speaker 1>not in the popular group, but she was for one

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<v Speaker 1>week last year because she lied and said she was

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<v Speaker 1>related to Jewel. Okay, interesting, but when they found out

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't, she got kicked out. But Megan's friend is

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle or Mickey, someone nerdy that she can talk superpowers with,

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<v Speaker 1>who is kind of in this movie but not really

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<v Speaker 1>in this movie. It was, yeah, they needed to give

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<v Speaker 1>her someone to talk to you before they could introduce her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they then want this character in.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was I know, and she was like a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good friend, Like she was straightforward, she was you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. She was like a good friend

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<v Speaker 2>for her to have. It's sad that they didn't like

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<v Speaker 2>continue like that would have been really funny for her

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<v Speaker 2>to like meet Ariel and also.

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<v Speaker 1>Know something at the wedding at the end, and she

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of wasn't there. Yeah, that was it. But

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<v Speaker 1>Megan does want to be in the popular group just

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<v Speaker 1>so she can be with Cutter, the most extreme boy

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<v Speaker 1>in school. She thinks he's rad, but he's also a

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<v Speaker 1>total Dodo brain. And this is also when we realize

0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:08.800
<v Speaker 1>they cannot hide that they're filming in Australia. Everyone is

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<v Speaker 1>either painfully hiding their accent or just letting it fly

0:17:11.240 --> 0:17:14.080
<v Speaker 1>for no real reason. Megan says Cutter doesn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>she exists, but he does win surf and visit her

0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.880
<v Speaker 1>mom's store where she works. Again, he's really really stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>There were times it was funny and times it was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>this is kind of painful to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember, and it made me think of our interview with

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<v Speaker 2>Joey Lawrence talking about like the like the cool guy

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<v Speaker 2>kind of somewhat having.

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<v Speaker 1>To be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like ditzy ish or something, you know, but like but

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<v Speaker 2>very and I was kind of like, this is just

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<v Speaker 2>taking that, Like that made sense that interview did so much,

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<v Speaker 2>but this is like, holy but the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cue the cute guy. That the cute guy. He's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the antagonists are supposed to be the antagonist in

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<v Speaker 1>in Team Beach two. Cute guy, super smart. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's yeah, it's like, why not do that? But no,

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<v Speaker 1>they made this guy, Like how anybody would like this guy? Even?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. That was the thing, like, how is she

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<v Speaker 2>have such a big crush on this guy? Guy? Goob yeah,

0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:10.119
<v Speaker 2>goobe gooob.

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<v Speaker 1>Also things have been changing. We come to find out

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy has met a man, a man named Cosmo Cola.

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor heard the name and immediately says he sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>an alien from space, which again is quite a revelation

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<v Speaker 1>this early in the movie. It's like the opposite of

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<v Speaker 1>an m Night Shamalan movie. Kathy met Cosmo while windsurfing.

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<v Speaker 1>He was yelling at her from the beach and eventually

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<v Speaker 1>just sprinted into the water to save her from drowning

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<v Speaker 1>in the waves. But she wasn't drowning at all. Kathy

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<v Speaker 1>was just riding the wind, the definition of windsurfing. But

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<v Speaker 1>they ended up talking for hours and she loves his

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<v Speaker 1>childlike qualities. She says he's from Canada, and let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people do mix up Canadians and alien

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<v Speaker 1>So that tracks that was for all our Canadian listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding, I love you all up there. You know what, boy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know everything that I'm a boot, She says he's

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<v Speaker 1>specifically from the Yukon that We then cut to a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of yukonzo population low, which Meghan recognizes as an

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<v Speaker 1>inhabitable missile range. We also find out this Cosmo character

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<v Speaker 1>also has a daughter named Ariel. She's fourteen, the same

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<v Speaker 1>age as Meghan. Then we get a montage, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I love a montage of successful dates for Kathy and Cosmo.

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<v Speaker 1>Megan always starts at home and plays her guitar, but

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<v Speaker 1>she won't let anyone listen to her music. I also

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<v Speaker 1>thought this was gonna be a much bigger part of

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<v Speaker 1>the story, and then wasn't. And eventually the big night arrives,

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<v Speaker 1>where everyone's finally going to meet Kathy, her kids, Cosmo

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<v Speaker 1>and his daughter plan on having dinner together, and Cosmo

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<v Speaker 1>has requested hot dogs. I like him already. I love

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<v Speaker 1>a good hot dog. Kathy tells Megan it would mean

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to her if she just tried to be

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<v Speaker 1>nice for one night, because Cosmo makes her happy and

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<v Speaker 1>he deserves a chance. Meghan promises that if her mom

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<v Speaker 1>likes him, she'll probably like him too. It's very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the Nobel rings boom. It's Cosmo totally shot

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<v Speaker 1>out of a cannon. He's screaming excitement and spinning Megan

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<v Speaker 1>all around. Quite a first impression. Meghan says it was

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<v Speaker 1>worse than she could ever have imagined. Trevor rushes up

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<v Speaker 1>with his laser gun, asking Cosmo if he's a good

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<v Speaker 1>alien or a bad alien. He answers earnestly good but

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes bad. Wrestles the boy to the ground. He explains

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<v Speaker 1>that his daughter's is still out by the car because

0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:07.680
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't like the wind quote unquote weird. Trevor keeps

0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:09.960
<v Speaker 1>talking about aliens. Actually, he is yet to have a

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<v Speaker 1>line in the movie that doesn't involve accusing her mom's

0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:15.000
<v Speaker 1>new boyfriend of being an alien or talking about aliens

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<v Speaker 1>or being aliens. And by the way, he's right, he

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<v Speaker 1>should work for our government. Kathy volunteers Megan to go

0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:22.399
<v Speaker 1>find Ariel, and when she's outside, she can't find her,

0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:24.680
<v Speaker 1>but she does see some footprints, only to find Ariel

0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:28.600
<v Speaker 1>laying under the car. And that's when we enter a

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<v Speaker 1>very fast rewind seeing everything we've seen so far in

0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the movie passed by quickly. We hear a new narrator.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Ariel now talking to her diary. She says she

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't understand Earth, and then we're in her bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>She summons holograms with her hands and talks about how

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<v Speaker 1>grotesque she feels in her new body. She also reveals

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<v Speaker 1>that she has the same dream every night. She's back

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<v Speaker 1>on her home planet of Zirkolon, and once again a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful pink ball of gas floating next to her family

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<v Speaker 1>and boyfriend, a boy named Finul. She misses her true

0:20:56.520 --> 0:21:00.200
<v Speaker 1>self an essence. This is when I was like, it

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<v Speaker 1>is looking down at the water. I was sipping, like

0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:06.680
<v Speaker 1>who puts something in this? Because man, it was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, she understands.

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<v Speaker 2>I did think the hologram part was cool.

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<v Speaker 1>The hologram diary from her hand was great.

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<v Speaker 2>That was really a cool thing. I was like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and wow, that looks pretty good too.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the same thing. And then we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the planet circle on.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's as a bubble.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Again. You're with the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're making I get you're making up aliens and

0:21:31.560 --> 0:21:34.439
<v Speaker 1>they have to be different. But it was so strange.

0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:40.040
<v Speaker 2>It's like a face looks like a bloated glove. It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like get their gas bubbles. I went, oh no, yeah, I.

0:21:45.840 --> 0:21:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Kind of did too. It's like, what's what's happening? When

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<v Speaker 1>I pause?

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<v Speaker 2>How much longer?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I was just like Susan, whatever I took,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kicking in. So this though, this is where she understands,

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<v Speaker 1>or we find out that she understands that she had

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<v Speaker 1>to leave because her dad was a freedom fighter and

0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.639
<v Speaker 1>his life was in danger. We get some very early

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<v Speaker 1>computer graphics here as we see the alien planet and

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<v Speaker 1>some of its fighter jets. It's not Tron, obviously, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not I mean, I guess it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, Yeah, it was not. And the idea of

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<v Speaker 2>like freedom fighter that kind of eyes kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>all right, okay, yeah, the world we can look past

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<v Speaker 2>the bubble, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>But looking past the bubble was a tough thing to do. Ariel.

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<v Speaker 1>Ariel just never expected she had to leave her planet.

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<v Speaker 1>So suddenly she tells the story of her mother's pink

0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:36.680
<v Speaker 1>gas orb that was shot out of the sky by

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<v Speaker 1>the enemies and the rest of her family barely escaped

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<v Speaker 1>to Earth. She does admit that Earth has an abundance

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<v Speaker 1>of the one substance or specie needs, which is carbon dioxide.

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<v Speaker 1>She takes a drink of soda, forcing her to speaking

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<v Speaker 1>about gyrer alien lice, but now she wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like that alien.

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<v Speaker 1>She takes a drink of soda, forcing her to smoke,

0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:58.199
<v Speaker 1>but now she wants to know more about Earth, so

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<v Speaker 1>she turned to her neighbor, a major cat lady psychic

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<v Speaker 1>named Serena Sue. Serena is a yoga teacher type who

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<v Speaker 1>says she knows that Ariel is different because she doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like she belongs there. Serena thinks that a past life,

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<v Speaker 1>Ariel was a cow hand who was crushed by a cow.

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<v Speaker 1>But none of this matters anyway. Ariel believes her life

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:17.720
<v Speaker 1>has been overrun by dreariness and dread. And on that note,

0:23:17.720 --> 0:23:20.080
<v Speaker 1>we're in the Cola family's new home and it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a fourth grader designed it. There's a little rocket

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<v Speaker 1>ride at barber's chair, a Knight's armor Cosmo is painting

0:23:25.440 --> 0:23:27.240
<v Speaker 1>a frame around a mirror. It's like they're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be very childlike. Ariel just doesn't want to be there

0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:32.240
<v Speaker 1>and Cosmo admits he misses their home too. He wishes

0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:34.880
<v Speaker 1>he was floating around as gas expanding in the heat.

0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:37.199
<v Speaker 1>Ariel asks why they can't just go home then, so

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<v Speaker 1>Cosmo reminds her he'd be in prison forever in a

0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:42.720
<v Speaker 1>frozen cube. They're on Earth to escape and take advantage

0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:46.080
<v Speaker 1>of the wonderful possibilities like becoming a ventriloquist. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>making any of this up. People, if you're listening along

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<v Speaker 1>and haven't seen the movie, I'm not just throwing out words.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what's happening. This is the movie we're walking through. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not making this like.

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<v Speaker 2>He literally brought out the doll and act quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>But about this part of the movie, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:06.680
<v Speaker 2>It's a random throne.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like, seriously, no, no joke. At this point

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 1>of the movie, I was like, huh, you know, it's

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:17.960
<v Speaker 1>not a bad movie, double teamed. So it's like, I

0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:22.159
<v Speaker 1>gotta watch that again. So while Ariel complains Cosmo is

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<v Speaker 1>selling diamonds online, a mineral that is apparently abundant back

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:28.600
<v Speaker 1>home and worth a ton on Earth, is he getting

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<v Speaker 1>shipments of diamonds? Did he when he had to flee

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<v Speaker 1>last minute did he also happen to have hundreds of thousands,

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<v Speaker 1>if not millions of dollars worth of diamonds on him?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't I don't know how he's getting I

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<v Speaker 1>maybe there's still some connection to the planet, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. Yes, I don't know where they

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<v Speaker 2>come from. I don't know if this is if this

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<v Speaker 2>is Disney doing it again and making the diamonds that

0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:56.280
<v Speaker 2>you can get now that aren't like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The zirkulon diamonds. How is he getting them? Did he

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<v Speaker 1>flee with these circle lot diamonds? How do you know

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:04.040
<v Speaker 1>they'd be worth money on Earth if they were, if

0:25:04.040 --> 0:25:08.639
<v Speaker 1>they're that abundant in his planet? So many questions. So yes,

0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:09.120
<v Speaker 1>it's and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just and it also never comes back now.

0:25:13.400 --> 0:25:15.080
<v Speaker 1>That there are parents parent millionaires.

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:17.679
<v Speaker 2>Yep, yeah, they're like they have like just millions of

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 2>dollars and it just like never comes back.

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Ariel herself though, just wants to communicate with finuwel back home.

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:25.640
<v Speaker 1>But he's the son of the emperor, so that would

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<v Speaker 1>get her dad in a lot of trouble. Who they're

0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:28.919
<v Speaker 1>trying to throw in the extra level of and his

0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:31.960
<v Speaker 1>dad's bay. Then Cosmo takes a swig of soda and Sabrina,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you think of his alien voice?

0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, was that them doing something electronically too?

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was definitely they weren't.

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 2>Like doing that voice right. That's the only real thought

0:25:43.280 --> 0:25:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I had towards it.

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I am, however, going to need you to do an

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<v Speaker 1>impression of.

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, no, I can't.

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:52.119
<v Speaker 1>Sound like, come on, take us a roop here, what

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:52.959
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like? Come on?

0:25:55.440 --> 0:25:59.240
<v Speaker 2>It was like like gods will takes a swig of soda?

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<v Speaker 2>What eating of his alien voice? I thought it was

0:26:02.320 --> 0:26:04.320
<v Speaker 2>just like stupid, like there are some of this stuff

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:06.119
<v Speaker 2>I had just seen for the last five minutes.

0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 1>That was not bad.

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:13.280
<v Speaker 2>That was not bad. I just get really nervous around

0:26:13.280 --> 0:26:17.160
<v Speaker 2>the god of freaking voiceovers out of nowhere.

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:20.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, that's not me. But that's there's plenty better,

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 1>plenty plenty better. Yes. Cosmo climbs a tree outside in

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:27.720
<v Speaker 1>Ariel can't stop talking about Fanuel until a little gusta

0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:30.359
<v Speaker 1>wind picks up and she darts inside, completely afraid. Her

0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:33.760
<v Speaker 1>dad swears it can't hurt her, but he's also a

0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 1>little bit scared himself. Eventually, he sprints inside, yelling we

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 1>fear the wind to his neighbor. I think literally, anyone

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:41.400
<v Speaker 1>who meets the Cola family is going to think their

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 1>aliens are not really hiding it. Well, so Trevor wasn't

0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:48.000
<v Speaker 1>all that perceptive. It's pretty easy to notice. Back inside

0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:50.320
<v Speaker 1>the Cola house, a bathroom sink overflows and a gaseous

0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:51.960
<v Speaker 1>bubble floats on the top of the water. Ariel is

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:54.840
<v Speaker 1>stuck inside, crying out to Fanuel. Why must he be

0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:57.080
<v Speaker 1>the son of the emperor? They're like the historic story

0:26:57.119 --> 0:27:01.160
<v Speaker 1>of Glabba and Gronka to star cross bubble. She promises

0:27:01.200 --> 0:27:03.679
<v Speaker 1>they will meet again. She then interpretive dances to what

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:06.959
<v Speaker 1>seems to maybe be her planet's national anthem, while singing

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:09.520
<v Speaker 1>to it again. I'm not making any of this up.

0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:12.320
<v Speaker 1>This is the movie. The next morning, Cosmo tells his

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:14.679
<v Speaker 1>daughter about meeting Kathy in the ocean and how he

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 1>was impressed she wasn't afraid of the wind. He's very

0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:19.600
<v Speaker 1>into her, but Ariel is obviously hurt thinking of her mother.

0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Cosmo assures her he will never forget her mom, but

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 1>they live on Earth now and they need to make

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:26.040
<v Speaker 1>a life here. Mommy wouldn't want them to be unhappy

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:28.720
<v Speaker 1>and alone, and tonight's the night they'll visit the Larson home.

0:27:28.760 --> 0:27:31.119
<v Speaker 1>He guarantees a wonderful time, but Ariel reminds him the

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:35.920
<v Speaker 1>night went horribly, horribly wrong. We're back in the Larson

0:27:35.960 --> 0:27:38.240
<v Speaker 1>front yard with Ariel hiding from the wind. Still, Megan

0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>informs her that the wind has died down. When they

0:27:40.080 --> 0:27:42.119
<v Speaker 1>re enter the house, the family dog barks at Ariel

0:27:42.160 --> 0:27:45.399
<v Speaker 1>and then again cue the little brother, Trevor blast in

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>his toy laser gun and accusing Ariel of being an

0:27:47.520 --> 0:27:50.880
<v Speaker 1>alien kid could have ended the movie in ninety seconds.

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Ariel panics and grabs root beer and then heads for

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:55.760
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Kathy forces Megan to check on her, and

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 1>when she opens the door, Ariel is drenched. She claims

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 1>she fell in the sink, so Meghan takes her off

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:02.359
<v Speaker 1>to her bedroom to dry her off and change her

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.960
<v Speaker 1>into a very y two K baggy shirt. Ariel chugs

0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:07.680
<v Speaker 1>another bottle of root beer and accidentally exposes her alien voice.

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 1>This is all freaking out Megan, who tries to dry

0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:11.920
<v Speaker 1>her off for the blow dryer, but the wind again

0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 1>terrifies Ariel, and if this can't get any weirder, Kathy

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>then walks in and announces dinner's ready. At the dinner table,

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:21.800
<v Speaker 1>Cosmo is completely covering his hot dog and dozens of

0:28:21.800 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>condiments and chomping away, but Aerro just sits and angst

0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:26.920
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't like food. Megan jokes she's on the root

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 1>beer diet, and now Ariel considers her the enemy. But

0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:34.080
<v Speaker 1>then the unthinkable happens. Cosmo and Kathy announce they're engaged.

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Seems like they went on six dates and now they're engaged.

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.320
<v Speaker 1>They haven't known each other long and dinner isn't going well,

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 1>but they're following their hearts. Everyone is surprised, but Megan

0:28:42.760 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>waits to crash out until she's alone with her mom.

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Later that night, she calls Cosmo the freak of all time,

0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:50.200
<v Speaker 1>like some sort of clown. Trevor actually digs them, but

0:28:50.240 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Meghan can't believe this guy is about to be their stepfather.

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.640
<v Speaker 1>And while she's at it, Megan calls Ariel whacked. How

0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:57.760
<v Speaker 1>could she have fallen in the sink and why is

0:28:57.800 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 1>she afraid of a blow dryer? Trevor defends he thinks

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 1>she's really pretty, which is another theme we're about to

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>get hit over the head with over and over and

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:06.680
<v Speaker 1>over again. Kathy swears to Megan she would never marry

0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 1>someone that wasn't right for their family. Cathy suggests she

0:29:08.840 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 1>makes music with Ariels since they both like to sing.

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Megan's not hearing it, and also Trevor again suggests she's

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>an alien. Kathy reveals to Meghan that Ariel lost her

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>mom a few years ago and she hasn't had it easy.

0:29:20.920 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>So Megan agrees to take it easy on Ariel, but

0:29:23.320 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 1>can't believe she's being enrolled in high school tomorrow, And

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 1>so we're cutting to the next morning, where Megan and

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:37.720
<v Speaker 1>Ariel are biking a school together. Ariel is on training

0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:39.520
<v Speaker 1>wheels and wearing a football helmet like a bit of

0:29:39.560 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 1>a goob, or, as Trevor would call it, an alien.

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>She blames being out of practice, but then crashes and

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:47.720
<v Speaker 1>performs a pretty dramatic flip over the handlebars above the

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 1>bike rack in front of the entire student body. How

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 1>unbelievably mortifying, But then apparently it wasn't, because to Megan surprised,

0:29:57.000 --> 0:29:59.000
<v Speaker 1>two cute skater boys approach. They want to know who

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 1>the girl is. Actually, a lot of the school is

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 1>very interested in this new gorgeous transfer in unique clothes

0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:06.720
<v Speaker 1>who apparently can't ride a bike, and that's turned on

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 1>the entire student body. So now there's the new issue

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 1>with having Ariel as a stepsister. She makes Megan feel inferior,

0:30:14.600 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>so went from thinking she's weird to just feeling inferior.

0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Even Mikey wants to hang out with Ariel, who has

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:21.240
<v Speaker 1>successfully convinced the school she is a visionary who wears

0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:23.959
<v Speaker 1>a lot of layers to protect her essence. And then

0:30:24.000 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 1>we're in math class. The teacher calls on Meghan for

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:27.360
<v Speaker 1>a volume of a swimming pool, but she has no

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>clue how to answer, But guess who does Ariel? She

0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:33.560
<v Speaker 1>knows to the point zero one kilometer and is instantly

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 1>admired for her brain. And now the school is full

0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:38.479
<v Speaker 1>of rumors. Ariel has a perfect iQue. She dated Prince William,

0:30:38.520 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 1>she tutored Bill Gates, and Megan doesn't get it. In reality,

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Ariel is like an alien. And yes, there is now

0:30:44.440 --> 0:30:47.000
<v Speaker 1>another child calling it out. How would adults not think

0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:49.600
<v Speaker 1>something was up? Also, this time she says it's like

0:30:49.680 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 1>she's from planet Weird. So that's how we got the title.

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Ariel is already at the popular table and Heather, the

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>cool girl, is all over her. The popular girl say

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:02.160
<v Speaker 1>they wish Ariel was their stepsister. Ariel continues to wow

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 1>the school by solving complicated math problems and playing piano perfectly.

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>That afternoon, Ariel makes her way to the restroom, with

0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Meghan and a teacher following close behind. They spy the

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 1>new student holding a bubble in her hands and talking

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 1>to it like it's Finul, her long lost boyfriend. But

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:17.560
<v Speaker 1>rather than cause alarm, the teacher finds Ariel to be

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 1>a deep poet. This is Megan's absolute nightmare. Teacher's lover,

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 1>and kids at school are already dressing in multiple layers

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and talking about their essence. She's starting a trend. She

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 1>opens a door and comes out, and the entire school

0:31:29.360 --> 0:31:31.239
<v Speaker 1>is wearing pink and all that kind of stuff. And

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>it's her first day. Where did they get all the

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 1>clothes exactly?

0:31:35.080 --> 0:31:38.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like, she says, it's sixth period or seventh period.

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 2>It's like, what, what weird? Did they just have all

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 2>these random clothes to layer on? I mean they're wearing

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 2>like three layers each.

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense with whatever the hell

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.320
<v Speaker 1>is going on there. I didn't get it.

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 2>Even yeah, well it's just too extreme. That was just

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of crazy.

0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was I get what they were doing, but

0:31:57.960 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 1>they should have done that gradually over time.

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:03.240
<v Speaker 2>So why is this teacher following them into the bathroom?

0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>It was so odd and then just sitting there and

0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:08.600
<v Speaker 1>being like she's like a poet. Wait, what what's happened?

0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 2>The hell is happening? It was why this movie?

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>You know what this movie was was just a series

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 1>of strange beats. It was like one strange beat after

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 1>the next strange beat after the next strange beat. Yes,

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 1>what's happening now?

0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:22.360
<v Speaker 2>And then the beats just like went away. It wasn't

0:32:22.440 --> 0:32:24.560
<v Speaker 2>like there's only one and I will say it that

0:32:24.600 --> 0:32:27.880
<v Speaker 2>comes back. That actually ended up being funny the second

0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:30.200
<v Speaker 2>time it came back, like this little beat that they had.

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:33.320
<v Speaker 2>But other than that, it was like a moment and

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 2>then gone, yeah, and that was it. That was really

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>except for I guess the blow dryers at the end,

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Like that's really it.

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I know that Kathy is now forcing Megan to teach

0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Ariel how to win surf, which seems like a bad

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 1>idea because one of them is afraid of the wind.

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.800
<v Speaker 1>But when Megan pushes back her mom calls it good

0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:59.720
<v Speaker 1>for bonding, then doubles down by calling Cosmo her soulmate.

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:01.959
<v Speaker 1>Megan agrees to teach Ariol how to win surf, as

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:05.840
<v Speaker 1>long as Kathy never says soulmate again. Deals struck Now

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 1>out on the beach, Megan wants to show Ariel how

0:33:07.800 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 1>it's done, and Ariel reminds her new tutor that she's

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:12.280
<v Speaker 1>scared of the wind. No one seems to care, despite

0:33:12.320 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 1>the fact that the sport literally has the word wind

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 1>in it. And while out catching wind, Megan looks back

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>at the beach and sees Cutter Cutter, Oh Cutter, chatting

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>it up with Ariel. The jealousy causes a total wipeout

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 1>and a declaration of war. Then we're thrown into another

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 1>immediate rewind. We're taken all the way back. You've got

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 1>to keep watching this movie over and over again. We're

0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 1>taking all the way back to the moment where Ariel

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>flipped over her handlebars, and now she's the narrator talking

0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 1>to her diary. Okay, good idea.

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I like that.

0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I like rewinding it. And then you do it from

0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:47.040
<v Speaker 1>somebody else's point of view. That's a good idea. That's

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 1>a clever way to do this. This was not done well,

0:33:51.040 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 1>but it was a clever like I would like to

0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:55.440
<v Speaker 1>see this in a better version of this movie. Yeah,

0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.760
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense because it's a cool it's a cool

0:33:58.120 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 1>visual device.

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 2>The girls worlds are getting like flipped upside down and

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:07.479
<v Speaker 2>you're watching how they aren't seeing each other's struggles, and

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:10.799
<v Speaker 2>like I do, the concept is really a cool way

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:11.239
<v Speaker 2>to do that.

0:34:11.480 --> 0:34:13.560
<v Speaker 1>It's sure very clever what they're doing.

0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Just did it really amplifier like level up the movie

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 2>in anything?

0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 1>It was a clever idea used in the in the

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 1>wrong movie. Yeah, it's it's like they put this really

0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.759
<v Speaker 1>cool new seat belt bracket in a Ford Pinto and

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>it's like, well, that was the wrong place to put that.

0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 1>That's a weird analogy, but it works. Okay, we're taking

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 1>all the way back to the moment where Ariol flipped

0:34:36.480 --> 0:34:38.440
<v Speaker 1>over her handlebars, and now she's the narrator talking to

0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.280
<v Speaker 1>her diary. Then we're back at the popular table for lunch,

0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:43.600
<v Speaker 1>and Ariel, who finds them all to be useless and stupid,

0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 1>is living a nightmare. Also, other kids have been mimicking

0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Ariel's big bike crash all day, cheering each other on,

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:53.000
<v Speaker 1>proving that absolutely everything she's done now is considered revolutionary.

0:34:53.080 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 1>So even the crashing, the kids are like trying to

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 1>imitate the strain.

0:34:57.000 --> 0:35:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the ones that we saw during this sea though,

0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:05.399
<v Speaker 2>we're some pretty epic crash they Yeah.

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:06.720
<v Speaker 1>They had some good crashes.

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:07.280
<v Speaker 2>It was fucked.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We are now back on the beach. While watching

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Megan windsurf, she worries that the wind will destroy her

0:35:13.120 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 1>new mentor. She walks into the water to help, even

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:19.040
<v Speaker 1>fully submerging herself at one point. That's when Cutter introduces himself,

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 1>drenched in her street clothes. She explained she intended to

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 1>rescue Megan Larson, and he quickly starts flirting. He admits

0:35:24.560 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 1>he likes her body, and then she wishes she was

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:31.240
<v Speaker 1>gas and crazy enough. He immediately asked to be her boyfriend,

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 1>but this time it's not a dream. He just impulsively

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>and love bombingly starts hitting on her, and she's an alien.

0:35:38.239 --> 0:35:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Ariel says. She finds him vapid and shallow, and he

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:43.360
<v Speaker 1>understands about half those words, and that's when Meghan angrily

0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 1>returns to pull Ariel away. Ariel agrees the clag has

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 1>really hit the drawn now stomping off. Meghan says she's

0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 1>onto Ariel. She's just trying to come in and take

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:54.160
<v Speaker 1>everything Megan wants, but Ariel says she doesn't want cutter,

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 1>she just wants to go home. Ariel hates these strange

0:35:56.840 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 1>creatures and the planet's lack of dignity for bubbles, just

0:35:59.640 --> 0:36:01.840
<v Speaker 1>like Meg. She doesn't want her parents to get remarried,

0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 1>and so an unlikely alliance is born. When their parents

0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 1>leave for a date that night, Megan and Ariel agree

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:10.279
<v Speaker 1>to babysit Trevor and immediately send him to bed to

0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:12.840
<v Speaker 1>make a plan. They decide first thing they have to

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>do is convince their parents they become best friends, so

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:17.720
<v Speaker 1>they take some polaroids together then sing a duet about friendship. Okay,

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 1>so it honestly doesn't sound too bad, and at least

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:22.520
<v Speaker 1>the singing kind of comes out again, which is good.

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>They'll also practice what they'll tell their parents about how

0:36:25.160 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 1>now that their BFFs and making cookies together, everything's wonderful

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 1>and their evil plan has begun. Later that night, after

0:36:31.719 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 1>they return from a date, Kathy attempts to read her

0:36:33.600 --> 0:36:36.440
<v Speaker 1>new love some poetry, but Cosmo immediately spots a spider

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:39.239
<v Speaker 1>on the wall. He's very concerned, and worse, when she's

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.800
<v Speaker 1>hurt by the interruption, he just grabs the remote quickly

0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 1>and watches some Hollywood squares. We also get some real

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Disney synergy here, with a scene from The Lion King

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:49.319
<v Speaker 1>quickly shown on the screen before Kathy turns it off.

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 1>If he doesn't like hearing her read poems, then why

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:53.560
<v Speaker 1>would he want to marry her. He assures her he

0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:55.560
<v Speaker 1>loves how fun and free and qute she is, but

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:57.799
<v Speaker 1>she wants to know how he feels about her mind.

0:36:57.920 --> 0:36:59.799
<v Speaker 1>He says he's never seen her mind, and then the

0:36:59.800 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>fight escalates. They call each other shrill and inconsiderate, and

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.799
<v Speaker 1>she storms out, noticing the girl spying on them on

0:37:05.880 --> 0:37:08.239
<v Speaker 1>the way out. That night, Ariel sits in bed again,

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 1>controlling holograms with her finger. One fight did not end

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:13.800
<v Speaker 1>the engagement, but she announces the next move is hers.

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:15.919
<v Speaker 1>She runs her lines in the bathroom the next day,

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:18.279
<v Speaker 1>tick now talking to a bubble with her dad's head

0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>in it. She says now that she's besties with Megan,

0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.759
<v Speaker 1>who told her a secret. Kathy only acted the way

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:25.839
<v Speaker 1>she did because she was testing him. She needs to

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:28.719
<v Speaker 1>know that he can be a real man. We cut

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to Cosmo and Kathy having lunch, and now Cosmo is

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>dressed like a cowboy, saying he'll take care of this

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:36.120
<v Speaker 1>little lady, except on Sundays, when he'll be watching football.

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.760
<v Speaker 1>He also barks at the waiter and orders a big steak,

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:41.239
<v Speaker 1>but it's a pizza parlor, so this is not working

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:43.359
<v Speaker 1>out the way he wants. The girls watch him afar

0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:46.280
<v Speaker 1>as Cosmo pulls out the ventriloquist dummy again, now dressed

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:48.680
<v Speaker 1>exactly like him before. Kathy can't even say a word.

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Cosmo sweeps her up to a dance. He's throwing her around,

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:53.840
<v Speaker 1>trying to lead, but Kathy has had enough. Cosmo admits

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 1>he's only been acting like this because she thought she

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:57.839
<v Speaker 1>wanted him to, and they quickly figure out who's been

0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:02.440
<v Speaker 1>behind this entire thing. The plan has been foiled. Kathy

0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:04.600
<v Speaker 1>and Cosmo are furious at their daughters, reprimanding them in

0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 1>the parking lot. Ariel breaks out in tears. She's disgraced

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.840
<v Speaker 1>her family for selfish reasons. Kathy attempts to console her,

0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 1>which makes Megan even matter, and again Trevor announces that

0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>she's an alien. No one listens to this kid, he

0:38:15.040 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 1>might as well be in another family, so who cares,

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Let's just everybody save Trevor for oh that night. Ariel

0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>can't take this any longer. She's used some sort of

0:38:24.000 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 1>weird alien tool kind of thing to signal for Noule

0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:29.799
<v Speaker 1>to come save her, giving away her location, something her

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 1>father begged her never to do. The message shoots out

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:35.839
<v Speaker 1>of her window and right up into the sky. Over

0:38:35.880 --> 0:38:38.879
<v Speaker 1>in Meghan's bedroom, she's prepping for plan be but now

0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 1>worried if she's even doing the right thing. She admits

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 1>that Cosmo has been growing on her and it's not

0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:46.200
<v Speaker 1>even really Ariel's fault that everyone mistakes her weirdness for coolness.

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:48.480
<v Speaker 1>But the next morning at school, where everyone is still

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 1>of course idolizing Ariel, Meghan has a new plan. They

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 1>need to make their parents fall in love with somebody else,

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:56.919
<v Speaker 1>even though they admit that Cosmo and Cathy seem pretty

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:59.799
<v Speaker 1>perfect for each other. But still, Megan suggests her dad,

0:38:59.840 --> 0:39:03.360
<v Speaker 1>and Ariel mentions the spiritual neighbor Serena sue. So the

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:05.400
<v Speaker 1>plan is set. They'll throw a party to say sorry

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:08.720
<v Speaker 1>for their behavior and invite everyone, including these possible love interests.

0:39:09.000 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Then chemistry itself will just take over. Later, Meghan finally

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:15.239
<v Speaker 1>tells Trevor he was right, Cosmo is an alien, and

0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 1>this poor kid finally feels a little bit vindicated here

0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 1>that Megan goes one step further and says he's a

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:24.040
<v Speaker 1>bad alien. Trevor doesn't believe her, but Meghan swears she's

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:25.759
<v Speaker 1>telling the truth and shows him a book titled by

0:39:25.800 --> 0:39:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Plan to take Over the World and Step One Eat Trevor.

0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:31.760
<v Speaker 1>He's immediately terrified and ready to do whatever it takes

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:35.759
<v Speaker 1>to help. I think at this point I paused it,

0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:41.760
<v Speaker 1>walked away for a little while. Ye are sandwich, cookie,

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:46.400
<v Speaker 1>have some root beer? If that were watch Elzzie McGuire

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:52.680
<v Speaker 1>movie again, double teams everything we could do. This was

0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:55.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, even as I'm reading it, this was a

0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:57.920
<v Speaker 1>slog this movie. I'm sorry, this was a lot to

0:39:57.960 --> 0:40:04.720
<v Speaker 1>get through this movie. It was yeah, okay, so yes.

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:08.399
<v Speaker 1>After seeing Trevor, Trevor's of course immediately terrified and ready

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.239
<v Speaker 1>to do whatever it takes to help. And now we

0:40:10.280 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 1>are just minutes away from everyone arriving to the party,

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:15.839
<v Speaker 1>including her dad and Kookie. Serena Soue. Ariel gets ready

0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>by putting different foods into a blender, she says, because

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 1>it all just ends up in the same intestinal track anyway,

0:40:20.719 --> 0:40:22.759
<v Speaker 1>which is, you know, a pretty good point. And then

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the doorbell rings. It's Serena Soue, who thinks the dog

0:40:25.080 --> 0:40:27.239
<v Speaker 1>used to be Mickey Mantle. And also Trevor peaks his

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:29.400
<v Speaker 1>head out. Megan has banished him to his room, and

0:40:29.440 --> 0:40:32.279
<v Speaker 1>then Cosmon Kathy returned from a successful day of windsurfing.

0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Cosmo actually liked it. Not sure how because he still

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:40.480
<v Speaker 1>hates Win, but sure. The couple notices party decorations, and okay,

0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 1>do they hate wind? Like all they do is float

0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:46.359
<v Speaker 1>around their own planet? So do they hate win because

0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:51.279
<v Speaker 1>they can't like it blows them away? Why do they

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:54.359
<v Speaker 1>hate wind so much? Because wind blows a gas away

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 1>and it'll pop a bubble, right, Like that's the point.

0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:59.719
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's what it is, because that's where we're

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:06.640
<v Speaker 2>getting to, right Like at the end, I I they

0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:08.640
<v Speaker 2>just she just acts like she was just terrified. I

0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:11.560
<v Speaker 2>don't know, I don't know, Okay, it was It wasn't

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:17.800
<v Speaker 2>really ever actually explained why where the fear of wind

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 2>comes from at all? Yeah, but it's weird because they

0:41:22.239 --> 0:41:24.719
<v Speaker 2>do float around, So is.

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 1>It just because they're gas so because their gas like

0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:28.879
<v Speaker 1>wind blows gas away.

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:33.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean, but it doesn't up when there's it doesn't

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:35.920
<v Speaker 2>up in there when they're floating their ozone or wherever

0:41:35.960 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>they're at, floating and flying, and when they're fine. Yeah, yeah, okay,

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:44.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well, the couple notices party decorations and Serena, who

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 1>also has real alien vibes by the way, and Kathy

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 1>immediately figures out the girls are up to something. But

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:52.480
<v Speaker 1>then the doorbell rings again. This time it's Megan's dad, Fred.

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Fred's back. Thank god he put the phone down long

0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:56.960
<v Speaker 1>enough to be back in the movie. Kathy's surprised to

0:41:56.960 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 1>see him, but he still has work to do. He

0:41:58.680 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 1>just came to pick the kids up until them back

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:03.040
<v Speaker 1>to his place, not actually attend the party, And as

0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the plan is falling apart in front of them, Megan

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:07.120
<v Speaker 1>thinks on her toes. She tells her dad that Trevor's

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 1>sick and needs help. She rushes him upstairs, whi Trevor

0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:11.879
<v Speaker 1>is totally playing along with the lie. He's laying in bed,

0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 1>coughing and yelling to the sky Elizabeth, I'm coming to

0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:17.600
<v Speaker 1>join you, which was the funniest part of the entire movies,

0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:21.560
<v Speaker 1>but he eventually breaks character and asks his dad, if

0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:23.279
<v Speaker 1>you and mom get back together, can I still play

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 1>with Cosmo? Sometimes? Megan can't believe what she's hearing. She

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:29.280
<v Speaker 1>quickly changes the subject, begging her dad to stay for dinner.

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:32.080
<v Speaker 1>He agrees, but nothing's going according to plan. We're now

0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:34.160
<v Speaker 1>down in the kitchen. Cosmo tells Serena she's full of

0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 1>crap when she predicts he died in the Civil War

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:39.480
<v Speaker 1>and was a raccoon in prior lives. Then Fred returns downstairs.

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:41.600
<v Speaker 1>He's rushing to get back to work. He meets Cosmo,

0:42:41.640 --> 0:42:43.920
<v Speaker 1>who's eating pudding with his hands. When he introduced himself

0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:46.920
<v Speaker 1>as Kathy's fiance, Fred doesn't get it. When did this happen?

0:42:47.000 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Cathy says they're happy together, So Fred goes looking for

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:51.719
<v Speaker 1>an ant acid. He bumps into Serena sue on the way,

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:54.040
<v Speaker 1>and she suggests instead of an ant acid, he needs

0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:56.839
<v Speaker 1>harmony and in the real opposite is a track turn

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>of events. They immediately hit it off. Now to dinner table.

0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 1>The undeniable connection between looney Serena and workaholic Fred continues.

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:05.840
<v Speaker 1>She wants to cleanse his aura, which is probably a

0:43:05.880 --> 0:43:08.640
<v Speaker 1>euphemism for doing things to his junk. Megan tries to

0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:11.799
<v Speaker 1>sabotage her dad and Serena by spilling the multi entre

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:14.960
<v Speaker 1>soup arial made all over them, but instead of everyone

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 1>getting mad like she planned, Cosmo responds by spilling the

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 1>soup on himself in camaraderie, and that turns into an

0:43:20.680 --> 0:43:23.440
<v Speaker 1>all out Seltzer war with adults spraying each other and laughing.

0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 1>And that's when I was like, oh my god, are

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 1>they really just throwing in a food fight or seltzer fight? Now?

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Like what is just out of nowhere? Yeah?

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Just out of nowhere?

0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I know. And yeah, I honestly also don't understand what

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.560
<v Speaker 2>would make them I mean, I know wind is a

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 2>part back to these rules that I'm trying to trying

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:46.399
<v Speaker 2>so hard to figure out. Because she goes in, how

0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:49.520
<v Speaker 2>does she like change form into going into the sink

0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 2>and becoming the bubble? Is it from water?

0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:52.719
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Water is what make her makes her do that? Well?

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 1>No, because then because then it was spraying each other

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:00.040
<v Speaker 1>and they can win, sir.

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 2>So I was thinking that water was a part of

0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:07.280
<v Speaker 2>the Nope, Oh yeah, and they both went into the waters. Yeah,

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:44:08.880 --> 0:44:13.280
<v Speaker 1>I think they turn into the bubbles when they want to, because.

0:44:13.400 --> 0:44:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just think is the answer, because they.

0:44:15.160 --> 0:44:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Can't because they didn't explain any of this. So, yes,

0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:21.960
<v Speaker 1>we're in a water fight for no reason now, and

0:44:22.000 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Ariel's had enough. She sprints to the bathroom, and when

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Meghan catches up, she's already a bubble in the sink.

0:44:27.560 --> 0:44:28.960
<v Speaker 1>The two girls scream at the sight of each other,

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 1>and Meghan runs back to her mom and the guests.

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:32.879
<v Speaker 1>She reveals that Ariel is just a blob, and once

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 1>a drenched Aarrol walks back into the dining room, Meghan

0:44:35.760 --> 0:44:39.080
<v Speaker 1>leans more into it, calling her an alien, and then,

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:41.480
<v Speaker 1>in one of the most abrupt transitions in dcom history,

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:43.719
<v Speaker 1>maybe even in film history, we jump right to a

0:44:43.760 --> 0:44:46.880
<v Speaker 1>doctor's office where a therapist is talking to and blaming Meghan.

0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 1>He says she's acting in fear of change and the

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:53.720
<v Speaker 1>alien is actually her and as long as the marriage

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 1>is what Kathy wants, meant she has to go through

0:44:56.480 --> 0:44:58.880
<v Speaker 1>with it. Who is this therapist? What type of a

0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 1>transition was it? What the hell is happening? I was like,

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 1>if he in the middle just said you're the alien?

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Threw a pietor I would have been like, okay, like I,

0:45:07.320 --> 0:45:11.319
<v Speaker 1>that's that's fine, that's tracks that tracks like it, just

0:45:11.400 --> 0:45:15.799
<v Speaker 1>none of it. It's such a weird movie. It's such

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:16.239
<v Speaker 1>a weird and.

0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Then pulls the mom in and says, oh, no, she's

0:45:19.200 --> 0:45:21.600
<v Speaker 2>fine and she needs to get married. It's okay to

0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:22.160
<v Speaker 2>get married.

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:24.319
<v Speaker 1>He's like, you have to get married. He says, you must.

0:45:24.800 --> 0:45:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Uh, okay, the therapist.

0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 1>So strange. Yeah, has anybody actually checked this guy's license?

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not real on his wall at all.

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:40.759
<v Speaker 1>And so if the transitions couldn't get any more abrupt, yep,

0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 1>making up a word any more abrupt.

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:43.319
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:45.400
<v Speaker 1>It's another very jarring cut, and it's a day of

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 1>the wedding and Kathy is putting on her Gownikes, that

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:51.080
<v Speaker 1>was fast. Kathy promises Megan that this is all gonna

0:45:51.080 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 1>work out, but Megan reminds her Cosmo is an alien.

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Now she's all on board with the alien stuff. Kathy

0:45:56.080 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 1>assures her once they're married, he'll become a citizen, and

0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Megan asked, one last time, is there anything she can

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:02.839
<v Speaker 1>do to stop the marriage. Cathy says she's thought about

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:04.880
<v Speaker 1>it long and hard, and even talk to that weird therapist.

0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Cosmo makes her happy. If she thought anything her daughter

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 1>said was real, she wouldn't marry him. They admit they

0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 1>love each other and embrace, but we see a big

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:15.120
<v Speaker 1>tear rolling down Megan's cheek. The tear then turns into

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 1>a tiger, which attacks half the party. I'm kidding, but

0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:20.879
<v Speaker 1>if that happened, you'd be like, yeah, okay, that makes sense.

0:46:21.000 --> 0:46:22.319
<v Speaker 2>So that's that's right.

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just seeing where everybody's still with us. Now at

0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:27.759
<v Speaker 1>the wedding, Ariel is nowhere to be found. Cosmo tries

0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:29.520
<v Speaker 1>to cover her by saying she needed a moment of

0:46:29.560 --> 0:46:32.240
<v Speaker 1>meditation to collect herself. But she's in the bathroom trying

0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:35.319
<v Speaker 1>one last time to talk to Finel, and then a

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:39.279
<v Speaker 1>cute boy walks in. It's phenoal. She's relieved to see him,

0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 1>but he demands she get no closer to him. Physical

0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:44.400
<v Speaker 1>proximity makes him sick. Now, I was like, Nikes, that

0:46:44.440 --> 0:46:45.000
<v Speaker 1>was ABRUPTO.

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:48.759
<v Speaker 2>I know it was another This is another rule of

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 2>this other planet that we didn't get explained.

0:46:52.080 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Because they've been hugging as father and son, our father

0:46:55.239 --> 0:46:56.759
<v Speaker 1>and daughter and all this kind of stuff. Obviously, the

0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:58.840
<v Speaker 1>physical stuff is fine. With them, so they're not allowed

0:46:58.880 --> 0:47:02.360
<v Speaker 1>to touch. It was very She explains they have to

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:05.400
<v Speaker 1>leave fast. But then Finul's evil emperor dad arrives and

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look anything like an alien. He looks like an

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:10.480
<v Speaker 1>extra in a Mafia movie. Yet he's here to arrest Cosmo.

0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:12.640
<v Speaker 1>He commands Ariel to take him to her dad, but

0:47:12.680 --> 0:47:15.400
<v Speaker 1>then Serena Sue accidentally walks in and the emperor laser

0:47:15.440 --> 0:47:19.239
<v Speaker 1>freezes her into ice. Okay, so, A, what did you

0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:21.360
<v Speaker 1>think of the effect? And B is this movie just

0:47:21.440 --> 0:47:22.959
<v Speaker 1>completely off the rails at this point?

0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, I even was just like I mean, even

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:32.640
<v Speaker 2>back at this time early two thousands, walking into a

0:47:32.800 --> 0:47:35.320
<v Speaker 2>room like a young girl's room that she's supposed to

0:47:35.360 --> 0:47:37.160
<v Speaker 2>be in, you know that this young girl's going to

0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.280
<v Speaker 2>be there, and seeing an older man that you don't

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:41.839
<v Speaker 2>know and in a teenage boy that you don't know

0:47:42.120 --> 0:47:45.479
<v Speaker 2>instantly is like a flare Like I think it would,

0:47:45.760 --> 0:47:49.839
<v Speaker 2>it's not she and she literally says, oh, sorry, what

0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:50.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry?

0:47:50.520 --> 0:47:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Was I interrupting you?

0:47:51.640 --> 0:47:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I would be like, oh who are you? Are you? Okay?

0:47:57.040 --> 0:47:59.520
<v Speaker 2>What's going on in here? That's that's the question.

0:48:01.160 --> 0:48:03.759
<v Speaker 1>But no, apparently, because maybe she thinks good of everybody

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 1>because she's that.

0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 2>But it is looney Looneyville. But like I mean, I.

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Don't know Looneyville. Uh yeah, the whole it's just off

0:48:14.760 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 1>the rails this one, I mean really really off the

0:48:18.239 --> 0:48:18.879
<v Speaker 1>rails this week.

0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:20.560
<v Speaker 2>What did you think about this effect?

0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 1>It was like it was like, again with all the

0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:27.560
<v Speaker 1>going on beforehand, if they turned her into bubbles and

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:29.360
<v Speaker 1>then used her to scrub the floor would be like

0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:32.840
<v Speaker 1>all right, Like I just none of it made sense.

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:36.120
<v Speaker 2>So all of it made like, now you can freeze people, like, yeah,

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:40.239
<v Speaker 2>well we knew powers, like the powers.

0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:42.880
<v Speaker 1>They said that was what he would be if he

0:48:42.960 --> 0:48:44.800
<v Speaker 1>went back there. That's how he'd be in prisoned. Is

0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:45.800
<v Speaker 1>they freeze you forever?

0:48:46.040 --> 0:48:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so he's got that.

0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he's got a freeze ray. And I guess if

0:48:50.600 --> 0:48:53.279
<v Speaker 1>you gas the bed. They're trying to throw science in

0:48:53.320 --> 0:48:54.960
<v Speaker 1>the bad the way that you would trap gases by

0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 1>freezing it turning into a solid. So that's what they're showing.

0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:01.920
<v Speaker 2>But but looney villain Serena.

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Is not getting she's a meatbag, so I don't know

0:49:04.480 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 1>what that's all we are is a bunch of meatbags.

0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, I but it was like okay, and again

0:49:11.560 --> 0:49:15.440
<v Speaker 1>the effect was fine. It was just it was the

0:49:16.200 --> 0:49:18.479
<v Speaker 1>ninetieth thing on my list of weird stuff in this movie,

0:49:18.520 --> 0:49:21.640
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, fine, okay. The Emperor says he

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 1>hates humans, but Ariel stands up for them. She says

0:49:24.200 --> 0:49:26.359
<v Speaker 1>they have warmth, kindness, and bravery inside, but her dad

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:29.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't care. He still goes off to find Cosmo with fnuol,

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:32.360
<v Speaker 1>making sure she doesn't leave the room. Meanwhile, a delivery

0:49:32.360 --> 0:49:34.319
<v Speaker 1>man with eighty two cases of root beers arrived at

0:49:34.320 --> 0:49:36.440
<v Speaker 1>the party, and Cosmo and Trevor leave to help him

0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:39.280
<v Speaker 1>carry it all in, and then Cutter arrives. For some reason.

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:41.080
<v Speaker 1>He's happy to be at the wedding, but admits he'd

0:49:41.120 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 1>rather be windsurfing. Kathy needs Megan to go find Ariel,

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:46.440
<v Speaker 1>so Cutter joins her, and the Emperor is still by

0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 1>the way. Cutter's there, her best friend is, and the

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:51.239
<v Speaker 1>Emperor is still on the hunt for Cosmo, one wedding

0:49:51.280 --> 0:49:53.319
<v Speaker 1>guest at a time. He eventually stops a Cutter who

0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:55.920
<v Speaker 1>isn't an alien, but does wonder if some nearby chips

0:49:55.960 --> 0:49:59.080
<v Speaker 1>are fat free. And when Meghan finally makes to Ariel,

0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:02.120
<v Speaker 1>she's startled by the frozen Serena su and then locked

0:50:02.120 --> 0:50:04.840
<v Speaker 1>in by Finuel. Ariel tells her the Emperor's arrived to

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:07.160
<v Speaker 1>kill her father. She admits their aliens, and they escape

0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:09.680
<v Speaker 1>to avoid political oppression the only state on Earth because

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:12.400
<v Speaker 1>her dad fell in love with Kathy. Megan immediately realizes

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>how hard this must have been for Ariel, which seems

0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:17.239
<v Speaker 1>like something that maybe she should have realized when she

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 1>found out that her mom died. Yeah, you think. Although

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Megan hasn't been much help so far, Ariel tells her

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.440
<v Speaker 1>that she can help now. Then, led by a grunting Emperor,

0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Cutter is pushed into the room. The Emperor says he

0:50:29.760 --> 0:50:31.799
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have time for these kids. He needs to find

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Cosmo at this party asap, and so, once again outside,

0:50:35.239 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Cathy has no idea who this uninvited stranger is at

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:40.680
<v Speaker 1>her wedding, reveals Cosmo is out front getting the root beer,

0:50:40.960 --> 0:50:42.880
<v Speaker 1>and then that leads him right to the groom, who

0:50:42.960 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 1>has Trevor on his shoulders. The Emperor asses, Arch Nemesis,

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:47.440
<v Speaker 1>are you ready to pay for your crimes? He then

0:50:47.480 --> 0:50:49.719
<v Speaker 1>holds up the laser gun, which excites little Trevor. He

0:50:49.760 --> 0:50:51.799
<v Speaker 1>thinks it's a toy. Cosmo tells the boy that he

0:50:51.840 --> 0:50:53.520
<v Speaker 1>and his friend really like to play hide and seek,

0:50:53.600 --> 0:50:55.200
<v Speaker 1>so he should count to one hundred and they'll come

0:50:55.239 --> 0:50:57.920
<v Speaker 1>find him, which is technically the opposite of hide and seek.

0:50:57.960 --> 0:50:59.799
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to find them after you hope to

0:50:59.800 --> 0:51:02.840
<v Speaker 1>not he found, So okay, The boy leaves and Cosmo

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:05.200
<v Speaker 1>slowly walks away with his captor. Back in the room

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:07.000
<v Speaker 1>with Finuel, the girls are begging him to let them go.

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:10.439
<v Speaker 1>Cutter offers Fernul a mint, and the alien likes it.

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:12.120
<v Speaker 1>It bonds him to cut her for some reason. They

0:51:12.200 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 1>quickly become bros, and Cutter admits he thinks Meghan is

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:18.399
<v Speaker 1>hotter than arial just out of nowhere and then right

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:20.080
<v Speaker 1>just right there, and as I keep is like I

0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:22.400
<v Speaker 1>like the blown hair part, Like what the hell is happening?

0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:26.000
<v Speaker 1>And then drops like go bad have it?

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:29.399
<v Speaker 2>Just like I like the blonde I like better than.

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:35.880
<v Speaker 1>The brown hair better She hunh yeah, so weird. And

0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:38.400
<v Speaker 1>then Meghan has an idea. She praises Fanuel's power and

0:51:38.480 --> 0:51:40.360
<v Speaker 1>wonders how he has any free time for hobbies like

0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:43.640
<v Speaker 1>windsurfing or skating. Cutter even suggests mountain biking off a

0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 1>ledge into a river and then floating down the rapids.

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:49.600
<v Speaker 1>All these extreme sports sound awesome to Fnul. Cutter also

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 1>praises the eighteen different types of potato chips on Earth

0:51:52.120 --> 0:51:55.759
<v Speaker 1>because freedom of choice rules. It's the exact opposite of

0:51:55.760 --> 0:51:59.000
<v Speaker 1>what Finul experiences on his planet from his freedom. Hating dad.

0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Now Nuwel is starting to get it, so Cutter and

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 1>everybody else suggests that he stand up to his father,

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:06.960
<v Speaker 1>and eventually he agrees and they all break out of

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:09.160
<v Speaker 1>the room, which again seem to happen very quickly.

0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 2>But also, how was he holding them hostage in this room?

0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:16.200
<v Speaker 1>He said, you can't open the door.

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:25.120
<v Speaker 2>No, there's no, there was no nothing, just was keeping

0:52:25.200 --> 0:52:28.080
<v Speaker 2>him in the room. I'm keeping them in their room.

0:52:28.120 --> 0:52:32.879
<v Speaker 1>The whole movie is just no, it's just no.

0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Back out in front, the Emperor has opened a portal

0:52:37.120 --> 0:52:39.520
<v Speaker 1>for Cosmo to return home. He sentenced him an Ariel

0:52:39.560 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 1>to be frozen forever, and then without any warning, he

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:46.000
<v Speaker 1>freezes Cosmo just then Fanuel and Meghan arrives. She doesn't

0:52:46.040 --> 0:52:47.839
<v Speaker 1>freak out at all when she sees her frozen soon

0:52:47.880 --> 0:52:49.759
<v Speaker 1>to be stepdad, but instead just tells the Emperor to

0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:52.000
<v Speaker 1>let him go, and then right before he shoots Megan

0:52:52.040 --> 0:52:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Fanuel jumps in front of her. The human Shield demands change,

0:52:55.640 --> 0:52:58.240
<v Speaker 1>but his dad explains the price for change is eternal freezing.

0:52:58.320 --> 0:53:01.280
<v Speaker 1>And just as this tense standoff gets good, outruns Aerial.

0:53:01.760 --> 0:53:04.920
<v Speaker 1>She's brought a handful of blow dryers and yells, don't

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:08.360
<v Speaker 1>mess with my family, dude. They all try to melt

0:53:08.440 --> 0:53:12.640
<v Speaker 1>him with hot air from the from the hair dryers

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:18.080
<v Speaker 1>that out not plugged. Are they not plugged in? I couldn't.

0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:19.880
<v Speaker 1>I looked, I couldn't tell if they were plugged in,

0:53:19.960 --> 0:53:22.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's like, no, no, They've got four hair dryers

0:53:22.880 --> 0:53:24.240
<v Speaker 1>from fifteen feet away.

0:53:24.840 --> 0:53:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, from where would they even be plugged in? And

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:32.920
<v Speaker 2>who extension chords? There was nothing And even there's one

0:53:33.000 --> 0:53:35.759
<v Speaker 2>shot towards the very end where you can see one

0:53:35.800 --> 0:53:38.560
<v Speaker 2>of them. I can't remember what character it is where

0:53:38.560 --> 0:53:42.280
<v Speaker 2>it just doesn't matter a cord that's just there the ground.

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.279
<v Speaker 1>There you go. Also, who has four hair dryers in

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:49.319
<v Speaker 1>their house? That which is like, again, the least of

0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:58.120
<v Speaker 1>my problems with this. Ugh. Yeah, so okay, don't don't

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:00.000
<v Speaker 1>mess with my family, dude. And they try to melt

0:54:00.160 --> 0:54:01.760
<v Speaker 1>him with hot air. It seems like he's in pain

0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:03.520
<v Speaker 1>as he turns into a bubble and floats a few

0:54:03.520 --> 0:54:05.920
<v Speaker 1>feet off the ground. Out back, the wedding's been held

0:54:06.000 --> 0:54:07.640
<v Speaker 1>up by Cosmo and the kids. Just as they realize

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:10.440
<v Speaker 1>the blow dryers are not killing the bubble Emperor. Instead,

0:54:10.440 --> 0:54:12.399
<v Speaker 1>he actually looks scarier than ever, and right is he's

0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:15.160
<v Speaker 1>about to attack, Little Trevor shows up with a leaf

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:17.799
<v Speaker 1>blower that does do the trick, and he blasts him

0:54:17.840 --> 0:54:21.399
<v Speaker 1>until he bursts. This also unfreezes Cosmo, who rushes into

0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:23.359
<v Speaker 1>the backyard to get married. Now that doesn't do it.

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:26.200
<v Speaker 1>It does the trick. He blasts him until he bursts,

0:54:26.239 --> 0:54:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and then Finuel unfreezes Cosmo, who rushes into the backyard

0:54:30.000 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 1>to get married. They make it just in time, but

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Cathy says she would have waited forever. The couple gets married,

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:37.160
<v Speaker 1>only interrupted once by Fred's work phone, who is of

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:39.960
<v Speaker 1>course in attendance with his new girlfriend Serena, but still

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:41.480
<v Speaker 1>the same guy as he was before.

0:54:41.960 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 2>Then.

0:54:42.120 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 1>At the reception, Ariel is slow dancing with Cutter, and

0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Meghan is cozied up to Fanuel, who apparently now is

0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:49.839
<v Speaker 1>okay with touching a little old fashioned partner swap. There

0:54:49.920 --> 0:54:52.440
<v Speaker 1>you go, Megan wishes Finuel didn't have to leave, but

0:54:52.480 --> 0:54:54.960
<v Speaker 1>he promises he'll return after he makes some positive changes

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:58.080
<v Speaker 1>to his home planet. Then the party picks up and

0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 1>everyone's having a blast. Ariel explains to her diary she

0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:02.600
<v Speaker 1>thought her life was over when she came to Earth,

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:05.400
<v Speaker 1>but instead it's just beginning. She has a new boyfriend,

0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:08.440
<v Speaker 1>a stepmother, and a new best friend. So this hotty,

0:55:08.480 --> 0:55:10.920
<v Speaker 1>most popular girl in school, who's the smartest person in

0:55:10.920 --> 0:55:14.960
<v Speaker 1>the world, is with cutter. Megan tells her diary that

0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:17.640
<v Speaker 1>she learned a lot and now there's always room at

0:55:17.640 --> 0:55:20.200
<v Speaker 1>the popular table. We see her welcome the popular girl

0:55:20.239 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 1>who wasn't sitting at the table with them to go

0:55:22.239 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 1>sit with her in Aeriel and the stepsisters exchange a smile.

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:27.040
<v Speaker 1>We freeze on Megan, which is a weird way to

0:55:27.120 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 1>end this movie, but was the ninety seventh weird thing

0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:34.000
<v Speaker 1>in this movie. There's our film. Let's go watch double

0:55:34.040 --> 0:55:43.839
<v Speaker 1>teamed Sabrina, let's do real reviews. You've got the one

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 1>star this week. I wonder if they had to hunt

0:55:46.320 --> 0:55:47.960
<v Speaker 1>for a five star. Here we go, what do you go?

0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:54.920
<v Speaker 2>All right? My one star comes from Brandy Ferrell. There

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:57.400
<v Speaker 2>was clearly no budget for when they are in the

0:55:57.480 --> 0:56:01.880
<v Speaker 2>alien form because it looked real dumb. I would have

0:56:02.000 --> 0:56:04.440
<v Speaker 2>enjoyed this more if the father and daughter were just

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:08.919
<v Speaker 2>weird hippies or something. Do not recommend one star.

0:56:09.640 --> 0:56:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't disagree with anything that Brandy Farrell said. Yes,

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:15.799
<v Speaker 1>I've got the five star and it's it's somebody named

0:56:15.840 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 1>honey Baby thirty six sixty nine and it reads as thus.

0:56:20.960 --> 0:56:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a very great family movie. But

0:56:22.680 --> 0:56:25.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sixteen years old. If anyone that reads this knows

0:56:25.200 --> 0:56:28.719
<v Speaker 1>some information about Henry Fagans, please email me, because I

0:56:28.719 --> 0:56:32.799
<v Speaker 1>really want to find out stuff about him. Which one's

0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 1>Henry Fagans? Do we know? Is that just a random name?

0:56:35.880 --> 0:56:38.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that being a name. Okay, that's just

0:56:39.520 --> 0:56:41.720
<v Speaker 2>something we just saw. But there was so many weird

0:56:41.760 --> 0:56:45.839
<v Speaker 2>things I could definitely forgot. What about honey Baby three

0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 2>six six nine? Is that was such a two thousand's

0:56:49.239 --> 0:56:54.080
<v Speaker 2>like AOL account, like use ther name like honey Baby three.

0:56:53.920 --> 0:56:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Six sixth nine like that works.

0:56:56.160 --> 0:56:58.680
<v Speaker 2>So it just it works. It's so good.

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Never had one of those. We're now coming to Sabrina's

0:57:02.120 --> 0:57:04.359
<v Speaker 1>favorite part of the program, of course, which is the

0:57:04.360 --> 0:57:08.480
<v Speaker 1>feature game that producer Jensen makes for us I hear

0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:09.640
<v Speaker 1>this week, though we might have a bit of a

0:57:09.680 --> 0:57:12.160
<v Speaker 1>reprieve because producer Jensen is not with us. I think

0:57:12.200 --> 0:57:15.080
<v Speaker 1>we have producer Tara with us. I'm if I'm not mistaken.

0:57:14.680 --> 0:57:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Are you a little bit more of like a better

0:57:16.840 --> 0:57:17.400
<v Speaker 2>luck for me?

0:57:18.240 --> 0:57:21.480
<v Speaker 1>She's also just nicer about it. She doesn't revel in

0:57:21.520 --> 0:57:22.680
<v Speaker 1>your misery? Are you with us?

0:57:22.720 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 2>Producer Tara?

0:57:24.920 --> 0:57:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So our feature this week is called take Me

0:57:28.440 --> 0:57:31.520
<v Speaker 1>to Your Leader. We dealt with some unique aliens in

0:57:31.520 --> 0:57:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Stepsister from Planet Weird, maybe some of the most confusing

0:57:34.240 --> 0:57:37.160
<v Speaker 1>and pop culture history, which is arguable, but with the

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>very long history of extraterrestrials on TV and in the movies,

0:57:39.960 --> 0:57:42.880
<v Speaker 1>it's important we give equal time to them all. So

0:57:42.880 --> 0:57:44.320
<v Speaker 1>we're going to get the name of one of these

0:57:44.320 --> 0:57:46.800
<v Speaker 1>famous beings, and with multiple choice options, we have to

0:57:46.800 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 1>pick which planet they call home. Three out of five

0:57:50.440 --> 0:57:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and we win. You ready, Sabrina?

0:57:53.800 --> 0:57:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, right up?

0:57:55.800 --> 0:58:02.760
<v Speaker 1>My alley number one Alf was alf from a Tartem

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:08.080
<v Speaker 1>B Narpak, C Melmac or d Cat Diner.

0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go a see.

0:58:11.960 --> 0:58:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I believe it is c Melmac. If I'm not mistaken, you.

0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Are both correct.

0:58:16.400 --> 0:58:21.480
<v Speaker 1>It's one for us. Number two Mork is Mark from

0:58:21.560 --> 0:58:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Sork Orc Zork or Pork b Orc b orc is correct?

0:58:29.400 --> 0:58:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Is it two for two?

0:58:31.400 --> 0:58:35.040
<v Speaker 1>There you go, Mark from Orc. Number three Predator.

0:58:35.280 --> 0:58:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is that really crazy looking alien.

0:58:39.120 --> 0:58:42.720
<v Speaker 1>Movie, right, yeah, like awesome movie. Okay, okay, are there

0:58:42.840 --> 0:58:46.560
<v Speaker 1>is the name of their home planet A Panita Sun Prime,

0:58:47.240 --> 0:58:53.520
<v Speaker 1>b Ya Jeta Prime, ce Conaza Prime or d Amazon Prime.

0:58:54.880 --> 0:58:55.360
<v Speaker 1>What do you got?

0:58:57.800 --> 0:59:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Does it be again?

0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:06.320
<v Speaker 1>It is b I know the Predator world and it

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:09.040
<v Speaker 1>is Ujita Prime. Am I correct? Three? Three?

0:59:09.360 --> 0:59:11.400
<v Speaker 2>Never gonna believe it?

0:59:11.680 --> 0:59:16.120
<v Speaker 1>This is great. Number four Stitch is Stitch from a

0:59:16.440 --> 0:59:20.400
<v Speaker 1>truro b Sano see bupo or d Buka de Beppo?

0:59:24.440 --> 0:59:25.320
<v Speaker 1>What you got Sabrina?

0:59:25.840 --> 0:59:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is Stitch like the Disney Stitch right.

0:59:29.720 --> 0:59:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see, I thought Stitch was made in a lab,

0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:36.920
<v Speaker 1>but I think the lab is from a planet, and

0:59:36.960 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I think I know what it is. I was on movie.

0:59:39.280 --> 0:59:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's that evil Yes, yes, you're right,

0:59:43.440 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say, see bopo, but I don't think I

0:59:47.080 --> 0:59:52.560
<v Speaker 2>believe it's a true Will's right, it's a.

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, So well we've already won. So now

0:59:55.280 --> 1:00:00.240
<v Speaker 1>we've got five Roger from American Dad. Is he, hey,

1:00:00.560 --> 1:00:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Jupiter's Twilight Path, B Mars's horizontal ring, see Earth's Central

1:00:04.640 --> 1:00:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Galaxy or D How would I know? I've never seen

1:00:06.520 --> 1:00:10.920
<v Speaker 1>American Dad. I don't know this one. And I was

1:00:10.920 --> 1:00:13.480
<v Speaker 1>on American Dad too, you were hey, Yeah, I did

1:00:13.480 --> 1:00:14.480
<v Speaker 1>an episode of American Dad.

1:00:14.600 --> 1:00:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I think it's a Jupiter's twilight path.

1:00:23.120 --> 1:00:27.040
<v Speaker 1>And be Mars. It sounds like something like I'm from Mars.

1:00:27.040 --> 1:00:29.200
<v Speaker 1>This horizontal ring like it sounds like something.

1:00:29.200 --> 1:00:30.840
<v Speaker 2>He said, Yeah, that's true, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you were both wrong. It is C Earth

1:00:34.440 --> 1:00:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Central Galaxy. Okay, there we go again. We gotta have

1:00:40.160 --> 1:00:41.880
<v Speaker 1>produce a char back because we seem to win when

1:00:42.560 --> 1:00:46.160
<v Speaker 1>is here, and it's because Jensen brings such bad vibes

1:00:46.240 --> 1:00:47.160
<v Speaker 1>and anger.

1:00:49.080 --> 1:00:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Had one right. I mean, I'm kind of like, I

1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:57.920
<v Speaker 2>don't think he'll ever ever believe that.

1:00:58.040 --> 1:01:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I know, and you did that we were here, We

1:01:00.160 --> 1:01:03.440
<v Speaker 1>saw it for him. Yeah. Will. By the way, does

1:01:03.480 --> 1:01:05.800
<v Speaker 1>anybody while I have your produced chart, does anybody know

1:01:05.800 --> 1:01:07.160
<v Speaker 1>what Alf's favorite food was?

1:01:08.600 --> 1:01:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, it was cats.

1:01:12.600 --> 1:01:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, remember he always wanted to eat cats. Oh my god,

1:01:15.240 --> 1:01:17.000
<v Speaker 1>you gotta go back and watch Alf. It is a

1:01:17.080 --> 1:01:20.480
<v Speaker 1>serious acid trip, but better than this movie. Can we

1:01:20.480 --> 1:01:21.520
<v Speaker 1>do some Sabrina.

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<v Speaker 3>Ceas yes, and foremost my mom and dad's name is

1:01:31.960 --> 1:01:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Fred and Kathy, So I thought that was k And

1:01:34.440 --> 1:01:36.200
<v Speaker 3>then when I came and did, like, you know, my

1:01:36.280 --> 1:01:38.920
<v Speaker 3>bit of like my homework for the movie, Kathy with

1:01:38.960 --> 1:01:40.200
<v Speaker 3>the k is not normal.

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<v Speaker 2>I think more people named Kathy are starts with the

1:01:44.320 --> 1:01:51.360
<v Speaker 2>sea and okay, I've only really ever met my mom

1:01:51.480 --> 1:01:55.439
<v Speaker 2>Kathy with the cake except for recently, okay. And then

1:01:58.520 --> 1:02:01.440
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, so I recognized the mean girl from Xenon,

1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:06.040
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I wonder if Xenon was before after?

1:02:06.120 --> 1:02:09.040
<v Speaker 2>As always, I'm always like, what's that? I thought? I

1:02:09.120 --> 1:02:15.400
<v Speaker 2>actually asked in the chat, I thought for sure, okay, no, wait,

1:02:15.800 --> 1:02:20.240
<v Speaker 2>maybe I asked was the mom the mom from Luck

1:02:20.280 --> 1:02:21.480
<v Speaker 2>of the Irish because.

1:02:21.240 --> 1:02:29.080
<v Speaker 1>She looked very different? Okay, Lisa said no, okay.

1:02:27.520 --> 1:02:29.200
<v Speaker 2>But that she I thought it was. I was like, oh,

1:02:29.200 --> 1:02:33.280
<v Speaker 2>we've got like multiple de commerce you know in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Something that always cracks me up, you know, is the wardrobe.

1:02:38.160 --> 1:02:43.080
<v Speaker 2>This was like classic Disney Channel wardrobe, but the skinny

1:02:43.240 --> 1:02:45.360
<v Speaker 2>spaghetti strap tank top. But it had to be on

1:02:45.520 --> 1:02:48.240
<v Speaker 2>like a regular you know, at least two inch sure

1:02:48.480 --> 1:02:52.120
<v Speaker 2>that that happened, or if they had some type of

1:02:52.120 --> 1:02:54.439
<v Speaker 2>tank top there was like a vest of some sort,

1:02:54.480 --> 1:02:57.720
<v Speaker 2>so that was always happening. Something that I always always

1:02:57.720 --> 1:02:59.920
<v Speaker 2>throws me off a little bit is when they reference

1:03:00.160 --> 1:03:02.520
<v Speaker 2>things that are not like Disney, like Men in Black?

1:03:02.680 --> 1:03:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Was that a Disney movie?

1:03:05.000 --> 1:03:08.320
<v Speaker 2>It was it ok is men in Black. Then they

1:03:08.560 --> 1:03:14.240
<v Speaker 2>randomly referenced Jewel the artist, and then they referenced just

1:03:14.360 --> 1:03:18.000
<v Speaker 2>not too long after that, Goodwill Hunting. They said, she's right,

1:03:18.040 --> 1:03:19.920
<v Speaker 2>They said Ariel was straight out a good one. I

1:03:19.960 --> 1:03:22.840
<v Speaker 2>was like, that's a lot of referencing of like just

1:03:22.920 --> 1:03:26.400
<v Speaker 2>other yes, and then you already mentioned too. And then

1:03:26.400 --> 1:03:29.160
<v Speaker 2>we've got our little clip of of Lion King in there,

1:03:29.200 --> 1:03:32.800
<v Speaker 2>which is obviously Disney. Some of the funny little comments

1:03:32.840 --> 1:03:36.800
<v Speaker 2>that were made. We talked about extreme. Then she's freak

1:03:36.840 --> 1:03:41.040
<v Speaker 2>of all time, like this is like the lines of

1:03:41.480 --> 1:03:43.280
<v Speaker 2>working on the channel. You kind of hope you don't

1:03:43.280 --> 1:03:45.680
<v Speaker 2>have to say, right, the freak of all time like

1:03:47.240 --> 1:03:51.760
<v Speaker 2>extreme was words. And then she's whacked, Like what to me,

1:03:51.880 --> 1:03:58.640
<v Speaker 2>that's like someone whacked her? So those were crazy? Did

1:03:58.640 --> 1:04:00.600
<v Speaker 2>you see the little bit of I thought it was

1:04:00.760 --> 1:04:02.720
<v Speaker 2>not an easter egg. I don't know what you'd call this.

1:04:02.800 --> 1:04:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you have a better name for it. But how

1:04:04.920 --> 1:04:07.400
<v Speaker 2>her name, her character name is Ariel. And then when

1:04:07.440 --> 1:04:12.360
<v Speaker 2>she's in the water when Megan's windsurfing, and then he

1:04:12.760 --> 1:04:15.880
<v Speaker 2>cutters there and she walks out, and she's walking out

1:04:15.960 --> 1:04:20.160
<v Speaker 2>and the water looks just like Little Mermaid all the time.

1:04:20.400 --> 1:04:23.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like all sparkly, and she's just walking out like

1:04:23.480 --> 1:04:25.800
<v Speaker 2>the way little like the way Ariel walks out at

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<v Speaker 2>the very end of the movie. That's a good Easter egg. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>we talked about my non appropriate the inappropriate random men

1:04:37.920 --> 1:04:45.880
<v Speaker 2>in the room, So okay, so we didn't cover this.

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<v Speaker 1>But.

1:04:47.600 --> 1:04:52.440
<v Speaker 2>The dad, the the villain dad comes back and his

1:04:52.600 --> 1:04:54.560
<v Speaker 2>son like helps kill.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, Yes, with the like with the with the the

1:05:00.240 --> 1:05:01.400
<v Speaker 1>hair dryers.

1:05:01.160 --> 1:05:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like helps like yeah, he like basically did something

1:05:05.960 --> 1:05:08.680
<v Speaker 2>similar to what happened to her mom. Right, he's gone

1:05:09.520 --> 1:05:11.960
<v Speaker 2>and he's not afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the wind. He's just gotten there. I mean, he's

1:05:14.320 --> 1:05:15.320
<v Speaker 1>they're all used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm like, but wait, he like helped like

1:05:20.800 --> 1:05:22.200
<v Speaker 2>murder rid of his dad.

1:05:22.360 --> 1:05:23.520
<v Speaker 1>It's called fratricide.

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<v Speaker 2>That is kind of crazy.

1:05:25.600 --> 1:05:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Actually his father was a king, so it's actually technically regicide.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh terrible, terrible.

1:05:32.920 --> 1:05:35.360
<v Speaker 2>And he even speaks on it later that he has

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<v Speaker 2>to he's go back and ru go back and rule.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not even like I froze my dad. And so

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna like, we'll see if he's ever gonna get.

1:05:45.960 --> 1:05:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Cosmo like, yeah, he's dead, he's gone, He's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>He's dead now. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the last thing is there's a song called

1:05:57.520 --> 1:06:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Sunshine Girl, and there's a jingle that happened within this

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<v Speaker 2>movie three or four times that sounds so much like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really yeah, And I was like, I wonder if

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<v Speaker 2>anyone will recognize if they go back and watch this,

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<v Speaker 2>if you recognize a song that sounds just like Sunshine

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<v Speaker 2>Girl by You're Gonna Die Sunshine Girl by j Boot

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<v Speaker 2>featuring Peta p e E t A. Wow. Anyway, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>kept going and it comes in like three or four

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<v Speaker 2>times throughout the movie, and I was like, what song

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<v Speaker 2>is that? And I finally figured out a lyric I

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<v Speaker 2>remembered and looked it up and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there we go, Thank you so much. Now let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's rate our let's rate our movie, our options for

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<v Speaker 1>this week. I'm not even gonna make a joke out

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<v Speaker 1>of it one to ten. One's one's the worst, ten's best.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do one out of ten. Ignored redheaded little

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<v Speaker 1>brothers who can end the movie in minutes one out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten. Financial concerns about a windsurfing store. Obvious Australian accents,

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian aliens one out of ten, Glaba and Gronkas one

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<v Speaker 1>out of ten. Layers to protect your essence, alien love

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<v Speaker 1>bombing one out of ten. Mickey mantledogs or a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of blow dryers? What do you got? I also want

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<v Speaker 1>to add one out of ten. I need to watch

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<v Speaker 1>Double Teamed again.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring back Double Team, Bring Double.

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<v Speaker 1>Team, back Double Team. You wanna do that, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 1>One out of ten. Bring but we're gonna do one

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<v Speaker 1>out of ten bring back Double Teams. I go first

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<v Speaker 1>this week. I remember that, Yeah, this movie's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a good movie. Okay, let's They're not

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<v Speaker 1>all gonna be gems, some of them. I know. Some people, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not watching it the right way. No, you can

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<v Speaker 1>watch I imagine if I was ten years old, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have watched this movie and gone, what is this movie?

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<v Speaker 1>At ten? So this is this? The book may be great.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be just a poorly adapted book. It could

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<v Speaker 1>be a great book. You can tell they greenlit this

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks before they were going to start shooting it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell their holes in it. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>is just a strange, strange movie, and not fun strange, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Just weird and confusing, bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And confusing, and then they're gas and it's just this.

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<v Speaker 1>This was this was a slog for me to get

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<v Speaker 1>through eighty five minutes. I mean, I'm gonna give it

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<v Speaker 1>three point five bring back double Teams because there I

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<v Speaker 1>just there's very little about this movie that was redeeming

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I just I didn't think the script was good.

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<v Speaker 1>The acting's okay, but it's nothing to write home about.

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<v Speaker 1>The story makes no sense whatsoever. Some of the characters

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<v Speaker 1>are just flat out annoying. This was not a good

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<v Speaker 1>movie for me. And you can come at me all

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<v Speaker 1>day long and we will talk film all day long.

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<v Speaker 1>This was not a good one. So I'm gonna stick.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty I'm I'm okay with three point five bring

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<v Speaker 1>back double Teams.

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<v Speaker 2>I yes, this one was. It was rough. It was rough,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, it's it's different to like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>have the ability to like pick pick pinpoint and pick

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<v Speaker 2>apart certain things because there's so much greatness in the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>But for this movie, it was like it was a

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<v Speaker 2>struggle just to find any type of like sunshine and joy.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I live on a on a bright

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<v Speaker 2>and shiny class, right, yes, you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You live in happy sunshine land.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. And so this one was difficult and hard

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<v Speaker 2>for me too because it's like a friend of well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like we haven't talked in years, but like

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<v Speaker 2>somebody I worked with and like have a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>respect for and everything is like one of the main

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<v Speaker 2>stars in here, and it's like she was the brunette. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and and it was like, man, like this is this

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<v Speaker 2>is what Disney brought to you. I would assume. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>assuming she didn't really even have to audition for this

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<v Speaker 2>because of her status the channel, and just you know

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<v Speaker 2>that was that's disappointing. But again, the whole time, you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're easy need to be distracted because you don't even

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<v Speaker 2>really understand what's happening on the screen. And that's nope,

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<v Speaker 2>crazy to me. And usually we can find something that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like flips it in like at least a

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<v Speaker 2>couple moments. The only funny part about it was his

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<v Speaker 2>and I said earlier, his fall down the when she

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<v Speaker 2>says he bladed down the mountain. When they brought that

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<v Speaker 2>one back, because he's referenced it again, That's the only

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<v Speaker 2>time I literally laughed in this whole ninety eighty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I laughed twice. I laughed with cutting back to the

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<v Speaker 1>Yukon again where it's population still low, and then I laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>He had one linery and cutter at the end where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, I know that you frozer and that's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to be cool, but it isn't. That was it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the whole line. But the way he said

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<v Speaker 1>I reroounded three times. The way he read it was hysterical,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, why couldn't the whole movie have

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<v Speaker 1>been that? Yes, so that is what gave it to

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<v Speaker 1>point five. Yeah, breath, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>But I am going to go ahead, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be my lowest score. It has to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of a movie that was that was

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<v Speaker 2>worse than that. This scoring is a three point five.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring back double teams, because I would watch that three

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<v Speaker 2>or four more time loop than ever watched. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>really I'm sorry for the cast of the crew and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone involved because that's not nice to say, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know it is.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a rough one. Uh you know again, they

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<v Speaker 1>can't all be bangers. They can't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's so crazy how this time of the

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<v Speaker 2>channel there was an adjustment that was happening and they

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<v Speaker 2>were trying to figure out where they were going with

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<v Speaker 2>their dcom world, and this was one of the ones

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<v Speaker 2>that was jumbled up of like you could just tell

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't have a clear direction at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Is what it seemed like, Well, it's yours, It's truly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, the one thing we're starting to realize it's

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<v Speaker 1>really your movie. There is pre Cheetah Girls d COM

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's post Cheatagirls DCOM, which are two very

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<v Speaker 1>different things. Because when the Cheetah Girls came out and

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<v Speaker 1>it became more about the music and good acting and

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<v Speaker 1>bigger locations they ran with that. Yeah, that that then

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<v Speaker 1>became what the channel was about. It became high school musical,

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<v Speaker 1>it became and now we see what it is now

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<v Speaker 1>with zombies and forty million dollar movies. But it really

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<v Speaker 1>can be You can point to the Cheeta Girls as

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<v Speaker 1>the one. I mean, we're watching the Model. Ye you

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<v Speaker 1>came out what two thousand and three are moo?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we filmed two thousand and two, came out two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and three.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, great. So there's very few movies pre two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and three that we've been watching that are on the

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<v Speaker 1>caliber of the movies after the Cheetah Girls. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost changed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, it wasn't if it wasn't a before, if it

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't like a movie that was based on some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of micro world or like some kind of sports thing, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>like an extreme sport of some sort. It just was

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<v Speaker 2>not finding the storylines that could carry the ninety minutes are.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent. So well that's where we are. Everybody again,

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<v Speaker 1>you might disc with us, but you'd be wrong. Next

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<v Speaker 1>week we are back to swapping bodies, a dcom trope

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<v Speaker 1>we faced before, but this time it's with a future

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<v Speaker 2>Seen every episode.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what people are huge into the show. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go watch Double Teamed and apologize to everybody, especially.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye, everybody used