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Speaker 1: Well we got this. Welcome back to Magical. Rewind the

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Speaker 1: show that makes you want to go have your friends,

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Speaker 1: time when all the houses were smart, the waves tsunamis,

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Speaker 2: I'm Wilfredell and I'm Sabrina Bryan.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So every few decades a film comes along that

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Speaker 1: Two thousand's Stepsister from Planet Weird and of course being facetious.

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Speaker 1: It debuted on June seventeenth, in the year two thousand,

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Speaker 1: who puts something in this? Because man, it was weird.

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00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,760
Speaker 1: But anyway, she understands.

428
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 2: I did think the hologram part was cool.

429
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 1: The hologram diary from her hand was great.

430
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 2: That was really a cool thing. I was like, oh, okay,

431
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,880
Speaker 2: and wow, that looks pretty good too.

432
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,920
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing. And then we went to

433
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 1: the planet circle on.

434
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 2: And she's as a bubble.

435
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 1: It's such a weird thing.

436
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 2: Again. You're with the face.

437
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're making I get you're making up aliens and

438
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 1: they have to be different. But it was so strange.

439
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 2: It's like a face looks like a bloated glove. It's like, yeah,

440
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 2: like get their gas bubbles. I went, oh no, yeah, I.

441
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: Kind of did too. It's like, what's what's happening? When

442
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:49,600
Speaker 1: I pause?

443
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 2: How much longer?

444
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just like Susan, whatever I took,

445
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 1: it's kicking in. So this though, this is where she understands,

446
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: or we find out that she understands that she had

447
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: to leave because her dad was a freedom fighter and

448
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 1: his life was in danger. We get some very early

449
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 1: computer graphics here as we see the alien planet and

450
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: some of its fighter jets. It's not Tron, obviously, but

451
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: it's not I mean, I guess it's not.

452
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, it was not. And the idea of

453
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 2: like freedom fighter that kind of eyes kind of like

454
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 2: all right, okay, yeah, the world we can look past

455
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 2: the bubble, yep.

456
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,639
Speaker 1: But looking past the bubble was a tough thing to do. Ariel.

457
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 1: Ariel just never expected she had to leave her planet.

458
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: So suddenly she tells the story of her mother's pink

459
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: gas orb that was shot out of the sky by

460
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: the enemies and the rest of her family barely escaped

461
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: to Earth. She does admit that Earth has an abundance

462
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 1: of the one substance or specie needs, which is carbon dioxide.

463
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: She takes a drink of soda, forcing her to speaking

464
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 1: about gyrer alien lice, but now she wants to.

465
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 2: She's like that alien.

466
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 1: She takes a drink of soda, forcing her to smoke,

467
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 1: but now she wants to know more about Earth, so

468
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 1: she turned to her neighbor, a major cat lady psychic

469
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: named Serena Sue. Serena is a yoga teacher type who

470
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: says she knows that Ariel is different because she doesn't

471
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 1: feel like she belongs there. Serena thinks that a past life,

472
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 1: Ariel was a cow hand who was crushed by a cow.

473
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: But none of this matters anyway. Ariel believes her life

474
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: has been overrun by dreariness and dread. And on that note,

475
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: we're in the Cola family's new home and it looks

476
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 1: like a fourth grader designed it. There's a little rocket

477
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: ride at barber's chair, a Knight's armor Cosmo is painting

478
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: a frame around a mirror. It's like they're supposed to

479
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: be very childlike. Ariel just doesn't want to be there

480
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: and Cosmo admits he misses their home too. He wishes

481
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 1: he was floating around as gas expanding in the heat.

482
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,199
Speaker 1: Ariel asks why they can't just go home then, so

483
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: Cosmo reminds her he'd be in prison forever in a

484
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: frozen cube. They're on Earth to escape and take advantage

485
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: of the wonderful possibilities like becoming a ventriloquist. I'm not

486
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: making any of this up. People, if you're listening along

487
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: and haven't seen the movie, I'm not just throwing out words.

488
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: This is what's happening. This is the movie we're walking through. Okay,

489
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: not making this like.

490
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 2: He literally brought out the doll and act quickly.

491
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: But about this part of the movie, I was like,

492
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: you know.

493
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 2: It's a random throne.

494
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: Like it's like, seriously, no, no joke. At this point

495
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 1: of the movie, I was like, huh, you know, it's

496
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: not a bad movie, double teamed. So it's like, I

497
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 1: gotta watch that again. So while Ariel complains Cosmo is

498
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: selling diamonds online, a mineral that is apparently abundant back

499
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: home and worth a ton on Earth, is he getting

500
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: shipments of diamonds? Did he when he had to flee

501
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: last minute did he also happen to have hundreds of thousands,

502
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 1: if not millions of dollars worth of diamonds on him?

503
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: Because I don't I don't know how he's getting I

504
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: maybe there's still some connection to the planet, because.

505
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Yes, I don't know where they

506
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: come from. I don't know if this is if this

507
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 2: is Disney doing it again and making the diamonds that

508
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: you can get now that aren't like I don't know,

509
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

510
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: The zirkulon diamonds. How is he getting them? Did he

511
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: flee with these circle lot diamonds? How do you know

512
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: they'd be worth money on Earth if they were, if

513
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: they're that abundant in his planet? So many questions. So yes,

514
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,120
Speaker 1: it's and.

515
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 2: Just and it also never comes back now.

516
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: That there are parents parent millionaires.

517
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, they're like they have like just millions of

518
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: dollars and it just like never comes back.

519
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: Ariel herself though, just wants to communicate with finuwel back home.

520
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: But he's the son of the emperor, so that would

521
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: get her dad in a lot of trouble. Who they're

522
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: trying to throw in the extra level of and his

523
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: dad's bay. Then Cosmo takes a swig of soda and Sabrina,

524
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 1: what did you think of his alien voice?

525
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 2: I mean, was that them doing something electronically too?

526
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was definitely they weren't.

527
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 2: Like doing that voice right. That's the only real thought

528
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: I had towards it.

529
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: I am, however, going to need you to do an

530
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: impression of.

531
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, I can't.

532
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 1: Sound like, come on, take us a roop here, what

533
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:52,959
Speaker 1: it sounds like? Come on?

534
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: It was like like gods will takes a swig of soda?

535
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 2: What eating of his alien voice? I thought it was

536
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 2: just like stupid, like there are some of this stuff

537
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 2: I had just seen for the last five minutes.

538
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: That was not bad.

539
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 2: That was not bad. I just get really nervous around

540
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 2: the god of freaking voiceovers out of nowhere.

541
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, that's not me. But that's there's plenty better,

542
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: plenty plenty better. Yes. Cosmo climbs a tree outside in

543
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: Ariel can't stop talking about Fanuel until a little gusta

544
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: wind picks up and she darts inside, completely afraid. Her

545
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: dad swears it can't hurt her, but he's also a

546
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: little bit scared himself. Eventually, he sprints inside, yelling we

547
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: fear the wind to his neighbor. I think literally, anyone

548
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: who meets the Cola family is going to think their

549
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: aliens are not really hiding it. Well, so Trevor wasn't

550
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: all that perceptive. It's pretty easy to notice. Back inside

551
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: the Cola house, a bathroom sink overflows and a gaseous

552
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: bubble floats on the top of the water. Ariel is

553
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: stuck inside, crying out to Fanuel. Why must he be

554
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: the son of the emperor? They're like the historic story

555
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: of Glabba and Gronka to star cross bubble. She promises

556
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: they will meet again. She then interpretive dances to what

557
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 1: seems to maybe be her planet's national anthem, while singing

558
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: to it again. I'm not making any of this up.

559
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: This is the movie. The next morning, Cosmo tells his

560
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: daughter about meeting Kathy in the ocean and how he

561
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: was impressed she wasn't afraid of the wind. He's very

562
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: into her, but Ariel is obviously hurt thinking of her mother.

563
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: Cosmo assures her he will never forget her mom, but

564
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: they live on Earth now and they need to make

565
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: a life here. Mommy wouldn't want them to be unhappy

566
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: and alone, and tonight's the night they'll visit the Larson home.

567
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: He guarantees a wonderful time, but Ariel reminds him the

568
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: night went horribly, horribly wrong. We're back in the Larson

569
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: front yard with Ariel hiding from the wind. Still, Megan

570
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: informs her that the wind has died down. When they

571
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: re enter the house, the family dog barks at Ariel

572
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: and then again cue the little brother, Trevor blast in

573
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 1: his toy laser gun and accusing Ariel of being an

574
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: alien kid could have ended the movie in ninety seconds.

575
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: Ariel panics and grabs root beer and then heads for

576
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Kathy forces Megan to check on her, and

577
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: when she opens the door, Ariel is drenched. She claims

578
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: she fell in the sink, so Meghan takes her off

579
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: to her bedroom to dry her off and change her

580
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: into a very y two K baggy shirt. Ariel chugs

581
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: another bottle of root beer and accidentally exposes her alien voice.

582
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: This is all freaking out Megan, who tries to dry

583
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 1: her off for the blow dryer, but the wind again

584
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: terrifies Ariel, and if this can't get any weirder, Kathy

585
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: then walks in and announces dinner's ready. At the dinner table,

586
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: Cosmo is completely covering his hot dog and dozens of

587
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: condiments and chomping away, but Aerro just sits and angst

588
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: she doesn't like food. Megan jokes she's on the root

589
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: beer diet, and now Ariel considers her the enemy. But

590
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: then the unthinkable happens. Cosmo and Kathy announce they're engaged.

591
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: Seems like they went on six dates and now they're engaged.

592
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: They haven't known each other long and dinner isn't going well,

593
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: but they're following their hearts. Everyone is surprised, but Megan

594
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: waits to crash out until she's alone with her mom.

595
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: Later that night, she calls Cosmo the freak of all time,

596
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: like some sort of clown. Trevor actually digs them, but

597
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: Meghan can't believe this guy is about to be their stepfather.

598
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: And while she's at it, Megan calls Ariel whacked. How

599
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: could she have fallen in the sink and why is

600
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: she afraid of a blow dryer? Trevor defends he thinks

601
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: she's really pretty, which is another theme we're about to

602
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: get hit over the head with over and over and

603
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: over again. Kathy swears to Megan she would never marry

604
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: someone that wasn't right for their family. Cathy suggests she

605
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: makes music with Ariels since they both like to sing.

606
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: Megan's not hearing it, and also Trevor again suggests she's

607
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: an alien. Kathy reveals to Meghan that Ariel lost her

608
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: mom a few years ago and she hasn't had it easy.

609
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: So Megan agrees to take it easy on Ariel, but

610
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: can't believe she's being enrolled in high school tomorrow, And

611
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: so we're cutting to the next morning, where Megan and

612
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: Ariel are biking a school together. Ariel is on training

613
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: wheels and wearing a football helmet like a bit of

614
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: a goob, or, as Trevor would call it, an alien.

615
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: She blames being out of practice, but then crashes and

616
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: performs a pretty dramatic flip over the handlebars above the

617
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: bike rack in front of the entire student body. How

618
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: unbelievably mortifying, But then apparently it wasn't, because to Megan surprised,

619
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: two cute skater boys approach. They want to know who

620
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: the girl is. Actually, a lot of the school is

621
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: very interested in this new gorgeous transfer in unique clothes

622
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: who apparently can't ride a bike, and that's turned on

623
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: the entire student body. So now there's the new issue

624
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: with having Ariel as a stepsister. She makes Megan feel inferior,

625
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: so went from thinking she's weird to just feeling inferior.

626
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: Even Mikey wants to hang out with Ariel, who has

627
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: successfully convinced the school she is a visionary who wears

628
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,959
Speaker 1: a lot of layers to protect her essence. And then

629
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: we're in math class. The teacher calls on Meghan for

630
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: a volume of a swimming pool, but she has no

631
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: clue how to answer, But guess who does Ariel? She

632
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: knows to the point zero one kilometer and is instantly

633
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: admired for her brain. And now the school is full

634
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 1: of rumors. Ariel has a perfect iQue. She dated Prince William,

635
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: she tutored Bill Gates, and Megan doesn't get it. In reality,

636
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: Ariel is like an alien. And yes, there is now

637
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: another child calling it out. How would adults not think

638
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: something was up? Also, this time she says it's like

639
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: she's from planet Weird. So that's how we got the title.

640
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: Ariel is already at the popular table and Heather, the

641
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: cool girl, is all over her. The popular girl say

642
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: they wish Ariel was their stepsister. Ariel continues to wow

643
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: the school by solving complicated math problems and playing piano perfectly.

644
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 1: That afternoon, Ariel makes her way to the restroom, with

645
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: Meghan and a teacher following close behind. They spy the

646
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: new student holding a bubble in her hands and talking

647
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: to it like it's Finul, her long lost boyfriend. But

648
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: rather than cause alarm, the teacher finds Ariel to be

649
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: a deep poet. This is Megan's absolute nightmare. Teacher's lover,

650
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: and kids at school are already dressing in multiple layers

651
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: and talking about their essence. She's starting a trend. She

652
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: opens a door and comes out, and the entire school

653
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,239
Speaker 1: is wearing pink and all that kind of stuff. And

654
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: it's her first day. Where did they get all the

655
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: clothes exactly?

656
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: It's like, she says, it's sixth period or seventh period.

657
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 2: It's like, what, what weird? Did they just have all

658
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: these random clothes to layer on? I mean they're wearing

659
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 2: like three layers each.

660
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense with whatever the hell

661
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: is going on there. I didn't get it.

662
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 2: Even yeah, well it's just too extreme. That was just

663
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: kind of crazy.

664
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah it was I get what they were doing, but

665
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: they should have done that gradually over time.

666
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 2: So why is this teacher following them into the bathroom?

667
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: It was so odd and then just sitting there and

668
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: being like she's like a poet. Wait, what what's happened?

669
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 2: The hell is happening? It was why this movie?

670
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: You know what this movie was was just a series

671
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: of strange beats. It was like one strange beat after

672
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: the next strange beat after the next strange beat. Yes,

673
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: what's happening now?

674
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 2: And then the beats just like went away. It wasn't

675
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 2: like there's only one and I will say it that

676
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: comes back. That actually ended up being funny the second

677
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: time it came back, like this little beat that they had.

678
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 2: But other than that, it was like a moment and

679
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: then gone, yeah, and that was it. That was really

680
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 2: except for I guess the blow dryers at the end,

681
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: Like that's really it.

682
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 1: I know that Kathy is now forcing Megan to teach

683
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: Ariel how to win surf, which seems like a bad

684
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: idea because one of them is afraid of the wind.

685
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: But when Megan pushes back her mom calls it good

686
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: for bonding, then doubles down by calling Cosmo her soulmate.

687
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 1: Megan agrees to teach Ariol how to win surf, as

688
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: long as Kathy never says soulmate again. Deals struck Now

689
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: out on the beach, Megan wants to show Ariel how

690
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: it's done, and Ariel reminds her new tutor that she's

691
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: scared of the wind. No one seems to care, despite

692
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 1: the fact that the sport literally has the word wind

693
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: in it. And while out catching wind, Megan looks back

694
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: at the beach and sees Cutter Cutter, Oh Cutter, chatting

695
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: it up with Ariel. The jealousy causes a total wipeout

696
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: and a declaration of war. Then we're thrown into another

697
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: immediate rewind. We're taken all the way back. You've got

698
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: to keep watching this movie over and over again. We're

699
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: taking all the way back to the moment where Ariel

700
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: flipped over her handlebars, and now she's the narrator talking

701
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: to her diary. Okay, good idea.

702
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: I like that.

703
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: I like rewinding it. And then you do it from

704
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: somebody else's point of view. That's a good idea. That's

705
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: a clever way to do this. This was not done well,

706
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: but it was a clever like I would like to

707
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: see this in a better version of this movie. Yeah,

708
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: that makes sense because it's a cool it's a cool

709
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: visual device.

710
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 2: The girls worlds are getting like flipped upside down and

711
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,479
Speaker 2: you're watching how they aren't seeing each other's struggles, and

712
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: like I do, the concept is really a cool way

713
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: to do that.

714
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: It's sure very clever what they're doing.

715
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 2: Just did it really amplifier like level up the movie

716
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 2: in anything?

717
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: It was a clever idea used in the in the

718
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: wrong movie. Yeah, it's it's like they put this really

719
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: cool new seat belt bracket in a Ford Pinto and

720
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: it's like, well, that was the wrong place to put that.

721
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: That's a weird analogy, but it works. Okay, we're taking

722
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: all the way back to the moment where Ariol flipped

723
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: over her handlebars, and now she's the narrator talking to

724
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 1: her diary. Then we're back at the popular table for lunch,

725
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: and Ariel, who finds them all to be useless and stupid,

726
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: is living a nightmare. Also, other kids have been mimicking

727
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: Ariel's big bike crash all day, cheering each other on,

728
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: proving that absolutely everything she's done now is considered revolutionary.

729
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: So even the crashing, the kids are like trying to

730
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: imitate the strain.

731
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, the ones that we saw during this sea though,

732
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 2: we're some pretty epic crash they Yeah.

733
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 1: They had some good crashes.

734
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 2: It was fucked.

735
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. We are now back on the beach. While watching

736
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: Megan windsurf, she worries that the wind will destroy her

737
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: new mentor. She walks into the water to help, even

738
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: fully submerging herself at one point. That's when Cutter introduces himself,

739
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: drenched in her street clothes. She explained she intended to

740
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: rescue Megan Larson, and he quickly starts flirting. He admits

741
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: he likes her body, and then she wishes she was

742
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: gas and crazy enough. He immediately asked to be her boyfriend,

743
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: but this time it's not a dream. He just impulsively

744
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: and love bombingly starts hitting on her, and she's an alien.

745
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: Ariel says. She finds him vapid and shallow, and he

746
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 1: understands about half those words, and that's when Meghan angrily

747
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: returns to pull Ariel away. Ariel agrees the clag has

748
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: really hit the drawn now stomping off. Meghan says she's

749
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: onto Ariel. She's just trying to come in and take

750
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: everything Megan wants, but Ariel says she doesn't want cutter,

751
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: she just wants to go home. Ariel hates these strange

752
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: creatures and the planet's lack of dignity for bubbles, just

753
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: like Meg. She doesn't want her parents to get remarried,

754
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: and so an unlikely alliance is born. When their parents

755
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: leave for a date that night, Megan and Ariel agree

756
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: to babysit Trevor and immediately send him to bed to

757
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: make a plan. They decide first thing they have to

758
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: do is convince their parents they become best friends, so

759
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 1: they take some polaroids together then sing a duet about friendship. Okay,

760
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 1: so it honestly doesn't sound too bad, and at least

761
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: the singing kind of comes out again, which is good.

762
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: They'll also practice what they'll tell their parents about how

763
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: now that their BFFs and making cookies together, everything's wonderful

764
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: and their evil plan has begun. Later that night, after

765
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: they return from a date, Kathy attempts to read her

766
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: new love some poetry, but Cosmo immediately spots a spider

767
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: on the wall. He's very concerned, and worse, when she's

768
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 1: hurt by the interruption, he just grabs the remote quickly

769
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: and watches some Hollywood squares. We also get some real

770
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: Disney synergy here, with a scene from The Lion King

771
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: quickly shown on the screen before Kathy turns it off.

772
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 1: If he doesn't like hearing her read poems, then why

773
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: would he want to marry her. He assures her he

774
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: loves how fun and free and qute she is, but

775
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: she wants to know how he feels about her mind.

776
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: He says he's never seen her mind, and then the

777
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: fight escalates. They call each other shrill and inconsiderate, and

778
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: she storms out, noticing the girl spying on them on

779
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: the way out. That night, Ariel sits in bed again,

780
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: controlling holograms with her finger. One fight did not end

781
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: the engagement, but she announces the next move is hers.

782
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 1: She runs her lines in the bathroom the next day,

783
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: tick now talking to a bubble with her dad's head

784
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: in it. She says now that she's besties with Megan,

785
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: who told her a secret. Kathy only acted the way

786
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: she did because she was testing him. She needs to

787
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: know that he can be a real man. We cut

788
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: to Cosmo and Kathy having lunch, and now Cosmo is

789
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: dressed like a cowboy, saying he'll take care of this

790
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: little lady, except on Sundays, when he'll be watching football.

791
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 1: He also barks at the waiter and orders a big steak,

792
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: but it's a pizza parlor, so this is not working

793
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: out the way he wants. The girls watch him afar

794
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 1: as Cosmo pulls out the ventriloquist dummy again, now dressed

795
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: exactly like him before. Kathy can't even say a word.

796
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: Cosmo sweeps her up to a dance. He's throwing her around,

797
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: trying to lead, but Kathy has had enough. Cosmo admits

798
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: he's only been acting like this because she thought she

799
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,839
Speaker 1: wanted him to, and they quickly figure out who's been

800
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: behind this entire thing. The plan has been foiled. Kathy

801
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: and Cosmo are furious at their daughters, reprimanding them in

802
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: the parking lot. Ariel breaks out in tears. She's disgraced

803
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: her family for selfish reasons. Kathy attempts to console her,

804
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: which makes Megan even matter, and again Trevor announces that

805
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: she's an alien. No one listens to this kid, he

806
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: might as well be in another family, so who cares,

807
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: Let's just everybody save Trevor for oh that night. Ariel

808
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 1: can't take this any longer. She's used some sort of

809
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: weird alien tool kind of thing to signal for Noule

810
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 1: to come save her, giving away her location, something her

811
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: father begged her never to do. The message shoots out

812
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 1: of her window and right up into the sky. Over

813
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: in Meghan's bedroom, she's prepping for plan be but now

814
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: worried if she's even doing the right thing. She admits

815
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: that Cosmo has been growing on her and it's not

816
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: even really Ariel's fault that everyone mistakes her weirdness for coolness.

817
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: But the next morning at school, where everyone is still

818
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: of course idolizing Ariel, Meghan has a new plan. They

819
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: need to make their parents fall in love with somebody else,

820
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 1: even though they admit that Cosmo and Cathy seem pretty

821
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: perfect for each other. But still, Megan suggests her dad,

822
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: and Ariel mentions the spiritual neighbor Serena sue. So the

823
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: plan is set. They'll throw a party to say sorry

824
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 1: for their behavior and invite everyone, including these possible love interests.

825
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: Then chemistry itself will just take over. Later, Meghan finally

826
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: tells Trevor he was right, Cosmo is an alien, and

827
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: this poor kid finally feels a little bit vindicated here

828
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: that Megan goes one step further and says he's a

829
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: bad alien. Trevor doesn't believe her, but Meghan swears she's

830
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: telling the truth and shows him a book titled by

831
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: Plan to take Over the World and Step One Eat Trevor.

832
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,760
Speaker 1: He's immediately terrified and ready to do whatever it takes

833
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: to help. I think at this point I paused it,

834
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: walked away for a little while. Ye are sandwich, cookie,

835
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: have some root beer? If that were watch Elzzie McGuire

836
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: movie again, double teams everything we could do. This was

837
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: you know, even as I'm reading it, this was a

838
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: slog this movie. I'm sorry, this was a lot to

839
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:04,720
Speaker 1: get through this movie. It was yeah, okay, so yes.

840
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: After seeing Trevor, Trevor's of course immediately terrified and ready

841
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: to do whatever it takes to help. And now we

842
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 1: are just minutes away from everyone arriving to the party,

843
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: including her dad and Kookie. Serena Soue. Ariel gets ready

844
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: by putting different foods into a blender, she says, because

845
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: it all just ends up in the same intestinal track anyway,

846
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 1: which is, you know, a pretty good point. And then

847
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: the doorbell rings. It's Serena Soue, who thinks the dog

848
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: used to be Mickey Mantle. And also Trevor peaks his

849
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: head out. Megan has banished him to his room, and

850
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 1: then Cosmon Kathy returned from a successful day of windsurfing.

851
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: Cosmo actually liked it. Not sure how because he still

852
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: hates Win, but sure. The couple notices party decorations, and okay,

853
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: do they hate wind? Like all they do is float

854
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 1: around their own planet? So do they hate win because

855
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: they can't like it blows them away? Why do they

856
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: hate wind so much? Because wind blows a gas away

857
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: and it'll pop a bubble, right, Like that's the point.

858
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 2: I guess that's what it is, because that's where we're

859
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 2: getting to, right Like at the end, I I they

860
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: just she just acts like she was just terrified. I

861
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know, Okay, it was It wasn't

862
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 2: really ever actually explained why where the fear of wind

863
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 2: comes from at all? Yeah, but it's weird because they

864
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: do float around, So is.

865
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: It just because they're gas so because their gas like

866
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,879
Speaker 1: wind blows gas away.

867
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 2: I mean, but it doesn't up when there's it doesn't

868
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 2: up in there when they're floating their ozone or wherever

869
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 2: they're at, floating and flying, and when they're fine. Yeah, yeah, okay,

870
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 2: I don't know.

871
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, the couple notices party decorations and Serena, who

872
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: also has real alien vibes by the way, and Kathy

873
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: immediately figures out the girls are up to something. But

874
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: then the doorbell rings again. This time it's Megan's dad, Fred.

875
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: Fred's back. Thank god he put the phone down long

876
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: enough to be back in the movie. Kathy's surprised to

877
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: see him, but he still has work to do. He

878
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: just came to pick the kids up until them back

879
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: to his place, not actually attend the party, And as

880
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 1: the plan is falling apart in front of them, Megan

881
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: thinks on her toes. She tells her dad that Trevor's

882
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: sick and needs help. She rushes him upstairs, whi Trevor

883
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: is totally playing along with the lie. He's laying in bed,

884
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: coughing and yelling to the sky Elizabeth, I'm coming to

885
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: join you, which was the funniest part of the entire movies,

886
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: but he eventually breaks character and asks his dad, if

887
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: you and mom get back together, can I still play

888
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: with Cosmo? Sometimes? Megan can't believe what she's hearing. She

889
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 1: quickly changes the subject, begging her dad to stay for dinner.

890
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: He agrees, but nothing's going according to plan. We're now

891
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: down in the kitchen. Cosmo tells Serena she's full of

892
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: crap when she predicts he died in the Civil War

893
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: and was a raccoon in prior lives. Then Fred returns downstairs.

894
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: He's rushing to get back to work. He meets Cosmo,

895
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: who's eating pudding with his hands. When he introduced himself

896
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: as Kathy's fiance, Fred doesn't get it. When did this happen?

897
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: Cathy says they're happy together, So Fred goes looking for

898
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: an ant acid. He bumps into Serena sue on the way,

899
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: and she suggests instead of an ant acid, he needs

900
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 1: harmony and in the real opposite is a track turn

901
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: of events. They immediately hit it off. Now to dinner table.

902
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: The undeniable connection between looney Serena and workaholic Fred continues.

903
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: She wants to cleanse his aura, which is probably a

904
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: euphemism for doing things to his junk. Megan tries to

905
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: sabotage her dad and Serena by spilling the multi entre

906
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 1: soup arial made all over them, but instead of everyone

907
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: getting mad like she planned, Cosmo responds by spilling the

908
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: soup on himself in camaraderie, and that turns into an

909
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: all out Seltzer war with adults spraying each other and laughing.

910
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: And that's when I was like, oh my god, are

911
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: they really just throwing in a food fight or seltzer fight? Now?

912
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 2: Like what is just out of nowhere? Yeah?

913
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: Just out of nowhere?

914
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: I know. And yeah, I honestly also don't understand what

915
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 2: would make them I mean, I know wind is a

916
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: part back to these rules that I'm trying to trying

917
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 2: so hard to figure out. Because she goes in, how

918
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: does she like change form into going into the sink

919
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 2: and becoming the bubble? Is it from water?

920
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: Like?

921
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: Water is what make her makes her do that? Well?

922
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: No, because then because then it was spraying each other

923
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: and they can win, sir.

924
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 2: So I was thinking that water was a part of

925
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:07,280
Speaker 2: the Nope, Oh yeah, and they both went into the waters. Yeah,

926
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: I don't know.

927
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: I think they turn into the bubbles when they want to, because.

928
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 2: Oh, I just think is the answer, because they.

929
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: Can't because they didn't explain any of this. So, yes,

930
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: we're in a water fight for no reason now, and

931
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: Ariel's had enough. She sprints to the bathroom, and when

932
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: Meghan catches up, she's already a bubble in the sink.

933
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: The two girls scream at the sight of each other,

934
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: and Meghan runs back to her mom and the guests.

935
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: She reveals that Ariel is just a blob, and once

936
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: a drenched Aarrol walks back into the dining room, Meghan

937
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: leans more into it, calling her an alien, and then,

938
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: in one of the most abrupt transitions in dcom history,

939
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: maybe even in film history, we jump right to a

940
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: doctor's office where a therapist is talking to and blaming Meghan.

941
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: He says she's acting in fear of change and the

942
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 1: alien is actually her and as long as the marriage

943
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: is what Kathy wants, meant she has to go through

944
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 1: with it. Who is this therapist? What type of a

945
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: transition was it? What the hell is happening? I was like,

946
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: if he in the middle just said you're the alien?

947
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: Threw a pietor I would have been like, okay, like I,

948
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: that's that's fine, that's tracks that tracks like it, just

949
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: none of it. It's such a weird movie. It's such

950
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: a weird and.

951
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 2: Then pulls the mom in and says, oh, no, she's

952
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: fine and she needs to get married. It's okay to

953
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: get married.

954
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: He's like, you have to get married. He says, you must.

955
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 2: Uh, okay, the therapist.

956
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: So strange. Yeah, has anybody actually checked this guy's license?

957
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not real on his wall at all.

958
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: And so if the transitions couldn't get any more abrupt, yep,

959
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: making up a word any more abrupt.

960
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 2: Uh.

961
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: It's another very jarring cut, and it's a day of

962
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: the wedding and Kathy is putting on her Gownikes, that

963
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: was fast. Kathy promises Megan that this is all gonna

964
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: work out, but Megan reminds her Cosmo is an alien.

965
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: Now she's all on board with the alien stuff. Kathy

966
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: assures her once they're married, he'll become a citizen, and

967
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: Megan asked, one last time, is there anything she can

968
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: do to stop the marriage. Cathy says she's thought about

969
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: it long and hard, and even talk to that weird therapist.

970
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: Cosmo makes her happy. If she thought anything her daughter

971
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: said was real, she wouldn't marry him. They admit they

972
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: love each other and embrace, but we see a big

973
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: tear rolling down Megan's cheek. The tear then turns into

974
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: a tiger, which attacks half the party. I'm kidding, but

975
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 1: if that happened, you'd be like, yeah, okay, that makes sense.

976
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 2: So that's that's right.

977
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: I'm just seeing where everybody's still with us. Now at

978
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: the wedding, Ariel is nowhere to be found. Cosmo tries

979
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: to cover her by saying she needed a moment of

980
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,240
Speaker 1: meditation to collect herself. But she's in the bathroom trying

981
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: one last time to talk to Finel, and then a

982
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: cute boy walks in. It's phenoal. She's relieved to see him,

983
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: but he demands she get no closer to him. Physical

984
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: proximity makes him sick. Now, I was like, Nikes, that

985
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: was ABRUPTO.

986
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 2: I know it was another This is another rule of

987
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 2: this other planet that we didn't get explained.

988
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: Because they've been hugging as father and son, our father

989
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: and daughter and all this kind of stuff. Obviously, the

990
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: physical stuff is fine. With them, so they're not allowed

991
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 1: to touch. It was very She explains they have to

992
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: leave fast. But then Finul's evil emperor dad arrives and

993
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: doesn't look anything like an alien. He looks like an

994
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: extra in a Mafia movie. Yet he's here to arrest Cosmo.

995
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: He commands Ariel to take him to her dad, but

996
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: then Serena Sue accidentally walks in and the emperor laser

997
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: freezes her into ice. Okay, so, A, what did you

998
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: think of the effect? And B is this movie just

999
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: completely off the rails at this point?

1000
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, I even was just like I mean, even

1001
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: back at this time early two thousands, walking into a

1002
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 2: room like a young girl's room that she's supposed to

1003
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: be in, you know that this young girl's going to

1004
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 2: be there, and seeing an older man that you don't

1005
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 2: know and in a teenage boy that you don't know

1006
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,479
Speaker 2: instantly is like a flare Like I think it would,

1007
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 2: it's not she and she literally says, oh, sorry, what

1008
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

1009
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: Was I interrupting you?

1010
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: I would be like, oh who are you? Are you? Okay?

1011
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 2: What's going on in here? That's that's the question.

1012
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: But no, apparently, because maybe she thinks good of everybody

1013
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: because she's that.

1014
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 2: But it is looney Looneyville. But like I mean, I.

1015
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,720
Speaker 1: Don't know Looneyville. Uh yeah, the whole it's just off

1016
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: the rails this one, I mean really really off the

1017
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 1: rails this week.

1018
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 2: What did you think about this effect?

1019
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: It was like it was like, again with all the

1020
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: going on beforehand, if they turned her into bubbles and

1021
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 1: then used her to scrub the floor would be like

1022
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: all right, Like I just none of it made sense.

1023
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: So all of it made like, now you can freeze people, like, yeah,

1024
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 2: well we knew powers, like the powers.

1025
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: They said that was what he would be if he

1026
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 1: went back there. That's how he'd be in prisoned. Is

1027
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 1: they freeze you forever?

1028
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so he's got that.

1029
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: Okay, he's got a freeze ray. And I guess if

1030
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 1: you gas the bed. They're trying to throw science in

1031
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: the bad the way that you would trap gases by

1032
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: freezing it turning into a solid. So that's what they're showing.

1033
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 2: But but looney villain Serena.

1034
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: Is not getting she's a meatbag, so I don't know

1035
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: what that's all we are is a bunch of meatbags.

1036
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, I but it was like okay, and again

1037
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: the effect was fine. It was just it was the

1038
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,479
Speaker 1: ninetieth thing on my list of weird stuff in this movie,

1039
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: so I was like, fine, okay. The Emperor says he

1040
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: hates humans, but Ariel stands up for them. She says

1041
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: they have warmth, kindness, and bravery inside, but her dad

1042
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: doesn't care. He still goes off to find Cosmo with fnuol,

1043
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: making sure she doesn't leave the room. Meanwhile, a delivery

1044
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: man with eighty two cases of root beers arrived at

1045
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: the party, and Cosmo and Trevor leave to help him

1046
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 1: carry it all in, and then Cutter arrives. For some reason.

1047
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: He's happy to be at the wedding, but admits he'd

1048
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: rather be windsurfing. Kathy needs Megan to go find Ariel,

1049
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: so Cutter joins her, and the Emperor is still by

1050
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: the way. Cutter's there, her best friend is, and the

1051
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: Emperor is still on the hunt for Cosmo, one wedding

1052
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: guest at a time. He eventually stops a Cutter who

1053
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: isn't an alien, but does wonder if some nearby chips

1054
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: are fat free. And when Meghan finally makes to Ariel,

1055
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 1: she's startled by the frozen Serena su and then locked

1056
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: in by Finuel. Ariel tells her the Emperor's arrived to

1057
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: kill her father. She admits their aliens, and they escape

1058
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: to avoid political oppression the only state on Earth because

1059
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: her dad fell in love with Kathy. Megan immediately realizes

1060
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: how hard this must have been for Ariel, which seems

1061
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: like something that maybe she should have realized when she

1062
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: found out that her mom died. Yeah, you think. Although

1063
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: Megan hasn't been much help so far, Ariel tells her

1064
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: that she can help now. Then, led by a grunting Emperor,

1065
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: Cutter is pushed into the room. The Emperor says he

1066
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: doesn't have time for these kids. He needs to find

1067
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: Cosmo at this party asap, and so, once again outside,

1068
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: Cathy has no idea who this uninvited stranger is at

1069
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: her wedding, reveals Cosmo is out front getting the root beer,

1070
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: and then that leads him right to the groom, who

1071
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: has Trevor on his shoulders. The Emperor asses, Arch Nemesis,

1072
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: are you ready to pay for your crimes? He then

1073
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: holds up the laser gun, which excites little Trevor. He

1074
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: thinks it's a toy. Cosmo tells the boy that he

1075
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: and his friend really like to play hide and seek,

1076
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: so he should count to one hundred and they'll come

1077
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: find him, which is technically the opposite of hide and seek.

1078
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: You don't want to find them after you hope to

1079
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: not he found, So okay, The boy leaves and Cosmo

1080
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: slowly walks away with his captor. Back in the room

1081
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: with Finuel, the girls are begging him to let them go.

1082
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,439
Speaker 1: Cutter offers Fernul a mint, and the alien likes it.

1083
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: It bonds him to cut her for some reason. They

1084
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: quickly become bros, and Cutter admits he thinks Meghan is

1085
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 1: hotter than arial just out of nowhere and then right

1086
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: just right there, and as I keep is like I

1087
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: like the blown hair part, Like what the hell is happening?

1088
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: And then drops like go bad have it?

1089
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 2: Just like I like the blonde I like better than.

1090
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: The brown hair better She hunh yeah, so weird. And

1091
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: then Meghan has an idea. She praises Fanuel's power and

1092
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: wonders how he has any free time for hobbies like

1093
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: windsurfing or skating. Cutter even suggests mountain biking off a

1094
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: ledge into a river and then floating down the rapids.

1095
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: All these extreme sports sound awesome to Fnul. Cutter also

1096
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: praises the eighteen different types of potato chips on Earth

1097
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 1: because freedom of choice rules. It's the exact opposite of

1098
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: what Finul experiences on his planet from his freedom. Hating dad.

1099
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: Now Nuwel is starting to get it, so Cutter and

1100
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: everybody else suggests that he stand up to his father,

1101
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: and eventually he agrees and they all break out of

1102
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: the room, which again seem to happen very quickly.

1103
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 2: But also, how was he holding them hostage in this room?

1104
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: He said, you can't open the door.

1105
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 2: No, there's no, there was no nothing, just was keeping

1106
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 2: him in the room. I'm keeping them in their room.

1107
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:32,879
Speaker 1: The whole movie is just no, it's just no.

1108
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 2: No.

1109
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: Back out in front, the Emperor has opened a portal

1110
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: for Cosmo to return home. He sentenced him an Ariel

1111
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: to be frozen forever, and then without any warning, he

1112
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: freezes Cosmo just then Fanuel and Meghan arrives. She doesn't

1113
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 1: freak out at all when she sees her frozen soon

1114
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: to be stepdad, but instead just tells the Emperor to

1115
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: let him go, and then right before he shoots Megan

1116
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: Fanuel jumps in front of her. The human Shield demands change,

1117
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 1: but his dad explains the price for change is eternal freezing.

1118
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: And just as this tense standoff gets good, outruns Aerial.

1119
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: She's brought a handful of blow dryers and yells, don't

1120
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 1: mess with my family, dude. They all try to melt

1121
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: him with hot air from the from the hair dryers

1122
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: that out not plugged. Are they not plugged in? I couldn't.

1123
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: I looked, I couldn't tell if they were plugged in,

1124
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: but it's like, no, no, They've got four hair dryers

1125
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 1: from fifteen feet away.

1126
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, from where would they even be plugged in? And

1127
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 2: who extension chords? There was nothing And even there's one

1128
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 2: shot towards the very end where you can see one

1129
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: of them. I can't remember what character it is where

1130
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,280
Speaker 2: it just doesn't matter a cord that's just there the ground.

1131
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: There you go. Also, who has four hair dryers in

1132
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: their house? That which is like, again, the least of

1133
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: my problems with this. Ugh. Yeah, so okay, don't don't

1134
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 1: mess with my family, dude. And they try to melt

1135
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 1: him with hot air. It seems like he's in pain

1136
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: as he turns into a bubble and floats a few

1137
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: feet off the ground. Out back, the wedding's been held

1138
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: up by Cosmo and the kids. Just as they realize

1139
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: the blow dryers are not killing the bubble Emperor. Instead,

1140
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: he actually looks scarier than ever, and right is he's

1141
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: about to attack, Little Trevor shows up with a leaf

1142
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: blower that does do the trick, and he blasts him

1143
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,399
Speaker 1: until he bursts. This also unfreezes Cosmo, who rushes into

1144
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: the backyard to get married. Now that doesn't do it.

1145
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: It does the trick. He blasts him until he bursts,

1146
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: and then Finuel unfreezes Cosmo, who rushes into the backyard

1147
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: to get married. They make it just in time, but

1148
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: Cathy says she would have waited forever. The couple gets married,

1149
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: only interrupted once by Fred's work phone, who is of

1150
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: course in attendance with his new girlfriend Serena, but still

1151
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: the same guy as he was before.

1152
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 2: Then.

1153
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: At the reception, Ariel is slow dancing with Cutter, and

1154
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: Meghan is cozied up to Fanuel, who apparently now is

1155
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 1: okay with touching a little old fashioned partner swap. There

1156
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: you go, Megan wishes Finuel didn't have to leave, but

1157
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: he promises he'll return after he makes some positive changes

1158
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: to his home planet. Then the party picks up and

1159
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: everyone's having a blast. Ariel explains to her diary she

1160
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: thought her life was over when she came to Earth,

1161
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: but instead it's just beginning. She has a new boyfriend,

1162
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: a stepmother, and a new best friend. So this hotty,

1163
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: most popular girl in school, who's the smartest person in

1164
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: the world, is with cutter. Megan tells her diary that

1165
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: she learned a lot and now there's always room at

1166
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: the popular table. We see her welcome the popular girl

1167
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: who wasn't sitting at the table with them to go

1168
00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: sit with her in Aeriel and the stepsisters exchange a smile.

1169
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: We freeze on Megan, which is a weird way to

1170
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: end this movie, but was the ninety seventh weird thing

1171
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: in this movie. There's our film. Let's go watch double

1172
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: teamed Sabrina, let's do real reviews. You've got the one

1173
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: star this week. I wonder if they had to hunt

1174
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 1: for a five star. Here we go, what do you go?

1175
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 2: All right? My one star comes from Brandy Ferrell. There

1176
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 2: was clearly no budget for when they are in the

1177
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 2: alien form because it looked real dumb. I would have

1178
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 2: enjoyed this more if the father and daughter were just

1179
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:08,919
Speaker 2: weird hippies or something. Do not recommend one star.

1180
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with anything that Brandy Farrell said. Yes,

1181
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: I've got the five star and it's it's somebody named

1182
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: honey Baby thirty six sixty nine and it reads as thus.

1183
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: I thought it was a very great family movie. But

1184
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm sixteen years old. If anyone that reads this knows

1185
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: some information about Henry Fagans, please email me, because I

1186
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: really want to find out stuff about him. Which one's

1187
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: Henry Fagans? Do we know? Is that just a random name?

1188
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 2: I don't remember that being a name. Okay, that's just

1189
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,720
Speaker 2: something we just saw. But there was so many weird

1190
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 2: things I could definitely forgot. What about honey Baby three

1191
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: six six nine? Is that was such a two thousand's

1192
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: like AOL account, like use ther name like honey Baby three.

1193
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: Six sixth nine like that works.

1194
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: So it just it works. It's so good.

1195
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: Never had one of those. We're now coming to Sabrina's

1196
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: favorite part of the program, of course, which is the

1197
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: feature game that producer Jensen makes for us I hear

1198
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: this week, though we might have a bit of a

1199
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: reprieve because producer Jensen is not with us. I think

1200
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: we have producer Tara with us. I'm if I'm not mistaken.

1201
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 2: Are you a little bit more of like a better

1202
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 2: luck for me?

1203
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 1: She's also just nicer about it. She doesn't revel in

1204
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: your misery? Are you with us?

1205
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 2: Producer Tara?

1206
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: Okay, So our feature this week is called take Me

1207
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: to Your Leader. We dealt with some unique aliens in

1208
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 1: Stepsister from Planet Weird, maybe some of the most confusing

1209
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: and pop culture history, which is arguable, but with the

1210
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: very long history of extraterrestrials on TV and in the movies,

1211
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: it's important we give equal time to them all. So

1212
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: we're going to get the name of one of these

1213
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: famous beings, and with multiple choice options, we have to

1214
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: pick which planet they call home. Three out of five

1215
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: and we win. You ready, Sabrina?

1216
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right up?

1217
00:57:55,800 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: My alley number one Alf was alf from a Tartem

1218
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: B Narpak, C Melmac or d Cat Diner.

1219
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go a see.

1220
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: I believe it is c Melmac. If I'm not mistaken, you.

1221
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 2: Are both correct.

1222
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: It's one for us. Number two Mork is Mark from

1223
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: Sork Orc Zork or Pork b Orc b orc is correct?

1224
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 2: Is it two for two?

1225
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: There you go, Mark from Orc. Number three Predator.

1226
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this is that really crazy looking alien.

1227
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: Movie, right, yeah, like awesome movie. Okay, okay, are there

1228
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: is the name of their home planet A Panita Sun Prime,

1229
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: b Ya Jeta Prime, ce Conaza Prime or d Amazon Prime.

1230
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: What do you got?

1231
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 2: Oh? Does it be again?

1232
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: It is b I know the Predator world and it

1233
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 1: is Ujita Prime. Am I correct? Three? Three?

1234
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 2: Never gonna believe it?

1235
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: This is great. Number four Stitch is Stitch from a

1236
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: truro b Sano see bupo or d Buka de Beppo?

1237
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: What you got Sabrina?

1238
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 2: Oh this is Stitch like the Disney Stitch right.

1239
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I thought Stitch was made in a lab,

1240
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 1: but I think the lab is from a planet, and

1241
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: I think I know what it is. I was on movie.

1242
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because there's that evil Yes, yes, you're right,

1243
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, see bopo, but I don't think I

1244
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 2: believe it's a true Will's right, it's a.

1245
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, So well we've already won. So now

1246
00:59:55,280 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: we've got five Roger from American Dad. Is he, hey,

1247
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: Jupiter's Twilight Path, B Mars's horizontal ring, see Earth's Central

1248
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: Galaxy or D How would I know? I've never seen

1249
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 1: American Dad. I don't know this one. And I was

1250
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: on American Dad too, you were hey, Yeah, I did

1251
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: an episode of American Dad.

1252
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think it's a Jupiter's twilight path.

1253
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: And be Mars. It sounds like something like I'm from Mars.

1254
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: This horizontal ring like it sounds like something.

1255
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 2: He said, Yeah, that's true, that's true.

1256
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: All right, you were both wrong. It is C Earth

1257
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: Central Galaxy. Okay, there we go again. We gotta have

1258
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: produce a char back because we seem to win when

1259
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: is here, and it's because Jensen brings such bad vibes

1260
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 1: and anger.

1261
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 2: Had one right. I mean, I'm kind of like, I

1262
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 2: don't think he'll ever ever believe that.

1263
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 1: I know, and you did that we were here, We

1264
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: saw it for him. Yeah. Will. By the way, does

1265
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: anybody while I have your produced chart, does anybody know

1266
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: what Alf's favorite food was?

1267
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, it was cats.

1268
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember he always wanted to eat cats. Oh my god,

1269
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: you gotta go back and watch Alf. It is a

1270
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: serious acid trip, but better than this movie. Can we

1271
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: do some Sabrina.

1272
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 3: Ceas yes, and foremost my mom and dad's name is

1273
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 3: Fred and Kathy, So I thought that was k And

1274
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 3: then when I came and did, like, you know, my

1275
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 3: bit of like my homework for the movie, Kathy with

1276
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 3: the k is not normal.

1277
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:44,240
Speaker 2: I think more people named Kathy are starts with the

1278
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 2: sea and okay, I've only really ever met my mom

1279
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,439
Speaker 2: Kathy with the cake except for recently, okay. And then

1280
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 2: oh yeah, so I recognized the mean girl from Xenon,

1281
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, I wonder if Xenon was before after?

1282
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 2: As always, I'm always like, what's that? I thought? I

1283
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 2: actually asked in the chat, I thought for sure, okay, no, wait,

1284
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 2: maybe I asked was the mom the mom from Luck

1285
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 2: of the Irish because.

1286
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: She looked very different? Okay, Lisa said no, okay.

1287
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 2: But that she I thought it was. I was like, oh,

1288
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 2: we've got like multiple de commerce you know in it.

1289
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 2: Something that always cracks me up, you know, is the wardrobe.

1290
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: This was like classic Disney Channel wardrobe, but the skinny

1291
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 2: spaghetti strap tank top. But it had to be on

1292
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 2: like a regular you know, at least two inch sure

1293
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 2: that that happened, or if they had some type of

1294
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,439
Speaker 2: tank top there was like a vest of some sort,

1295
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 2: so that was always happening. Something that I always always

1296
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 2: throws me off a little bit is when they reference

1297
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 2: things that are not like Disney, like Men in Black?

1298
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: Was that a Disney movie?

1299
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 2: It was it ok is men in Black. Then they

1300
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 2: randomly referenced Jewel the artist, and then they referenced just

1301
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 2: not too long after that, Goodwill Hunting. They said, she's right,

1302
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 2: They said Ariel was straight out a good one. I

1303
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 2: was like, that's a lot of referencing of like just

1304
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,400
Speaker 2: other yes, and then you already mentioned too. And then

1305
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 2: we've got our little clip of of Lion King in there,

1306
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 2: which is obviously Disney. Some of the funny little comments

1307
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 2: that were made. We talked about extreme. Then she's freak

1308
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 2: of all time, like this is like the lines of

1309
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 2: working on the channel. You kind of hope you don't

1310
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 2: have to say, right, the freak of all time like

1311
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 2: extreme was words. And then she's whacked, Like what to me,

1312
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:58,640
Speaker 2: that's like someone whacked her? So those were crazy? Did

1313
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 2: you see the little bit of I thought it was

1314
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 2: not an easter egg. I don't know what you'd call this.

1315
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 2: Maybe you have a better name for it. But how

1316
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 2: her name, her character name is Ariel. And then when

1317
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 2: she's in the water when Megan's windsurfing, and then he

1318
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 2: cutters there and she walks out, and she's walking out

1319
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 2: and the water looks just like Little Mermaid all the time.

1320
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 2: It's like all sparkly, and she's just walking out like

1321
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 2: the way little like the way Ariel walks out at

1322
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 2: the very end of the movie. That's a good Easter egg. Right,

1323
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:37,919
Speaker 2: we talked about my non appropriate the inappropriate random men

1324
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 2: in the room, So okay, so we didn't cover this.

1325
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: But.

1326
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 2: The dad, the the villain dad comes back and his

1327
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 2: son like helps kill.

1328
01:04:54,440 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: Him, Yes, with the like with the with the the

1329
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 1: hair dryers.

1330
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, like helps like yeah, he like basically did something

1331
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 2: similar to what happened to her mom. Right, he's gone

1332
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 2: and he's not afraid.

1333
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 1: Of the wind. He's just gotten there. I mean, he's

1334
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: they're all used to it.

1335
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm like, but wait, he like helped like

1336
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 2: murder rid of his dad.

1337
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,520
Speaker 1: It's called fratricide.

1338
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 2: That is kind of crazy.

1339
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: Actually his father was a king, so it's actually technically regicide.

1340
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: Oh terrible, terrible.

1341
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 2: And he even speaks on it later that he has

1342
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,479
Speaker 2: to he's go back and ru go back and rule.

1343
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 1: It's not even like I froze my dad. And so

1344
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna like, we'll see if he's ever gonna get.

1345
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 2: Cosmo like, yeah, he's dead, he's gone, He's dead.

1346
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 1: He's dead now. Yeah.

1347
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 2: And then the last thing is there's a song called

1348
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 2: Sunshine Girl, and there's a jingle that happened within this

1349
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 2: movie three or four times that sounds so much like that.

1350
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,560
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, And I was like, I wonder if

1351
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 2: anyone will recognize if they go back and watch this,

1352
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 2: if you recognize a song that sounds just like Sunshine

1353
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 2: Girl by You're Gonna Die Sunshine Girl by j Boot

1354
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 2: featuring Peta p e E t A. Wow. Anyway, Okay,

1355
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 2: kept going and it comes in like three or four

1356
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 2: times throughout the movie, and I was like, what song

1357
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 2: is that? And I finally figured out a lyric I

1358
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 2: remembered and looked it up and that's it.

1359
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: Well, there we go, Thank you so much. Now let's

1360
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: let's rate our let's rate our movie, our options for

1361
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,600
Speaker 1: this week. I'm not even gonna make a joke out

1362
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: of it one to ten. One's one's the worst, ten's best.

1363
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 1: We can do one out of ten. Ignored redheaded little

1364
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: brothers who can end the movie in minutes one out

1365
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: of ten. Financial concerns about a windsurfing store. Obvious Australian accents,

1366
01:06:55,840 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: Canadian aliens one out of ten, Glaba and Gronkas one

1367
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: out of ten. Layers to protect your essence, alien love

1368
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 1: bombing one out of ten. Mickey mantledogs or a handful

1369
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: of blow dryers? What do you got? I also want

1370
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: to add one out of ten. I need to watch

1371
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 1: Double Teamed again.

1372
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 2: Bring back Double Team, Bring Double.

1373
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 1: Team, back Double Team. You wanna do that, let's do that.

1374
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: One out of ten. Bring but we're gonna do one

1375
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 1: out of ten bring back Double Teams. I go first

1376
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: this week. I remember that, Yeah, this movie's not good.

1377
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: This is not a good movie. Okay, let's They're not

1378
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: all gonna be gems, some of them. I know. Some people, Well,

1379
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: you're not watching it the right way. No, you can

1380
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: watch I imagine if I was ten years old, I would

1381
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: have watched this movie and gone, what is this movie?

1382
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:49,760
Speaker 1: At ten? So this is this? The book may be great.

1383
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 1: This might be just a poorly adapted book. It could

1384
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: be a great book. You can tell they greenlit this

1385
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,080
Speaker 1: three weeks before they were going to start shooting it.

1386
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 1: You can tell their holes in it. I mean, it

1387
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 1: is just a strange, strange movie, and not fun strange, but.

1388
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:09,920
Speaker 2: Just weird and confusing, bad.

1389
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 1: And confusing, and then they're gas and it's just this.

1390
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: This was this was a slog for me to get

1391
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 1: through eighty five minutes. I mean, I'm gonna give it

1392
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 1: three point five bring back double Teams because there I

1393
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: just there's very little about this movie that was redeeming

1394
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: for me. I just I didn't think the script was good.

1395
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,719
Speaker 1: The acting's okay, but it's nothing to write home about.

1396
01:08:33,960 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 1: The story makes no sense whatsoever. Some of the characters

1397
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:40,120
Speaker 1: are just flat out annoying. This was not a good

1398
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: movie for me. And you can come at me all

1399
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 1: day long and we will talk film all day long.

1400
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 1: This was not a good one. So I'm gonna stick.

1401
01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm pretty I'm I'm okay with three point five bring

1402
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: back double Teams.

1403
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 2: I yes, this one was. It was rough. It was rough,

1404
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 2: and you know, it's it's different to like kind of

1405
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:06,040
Speaker 2: have the ability to like pick pick pinpoint and pick

1406
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 2: apart certain things because there's so much greatness in the movie.

1407
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 2: But for this movie, it was like it was a

1408
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 2: struggle just to find any type of like sunshine and joy.

1409
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 2: And you know, I live on a on a bright

1410
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 2: and shiny class, right, yes, you do.

1411
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 1: You live in happy sunshine land.

1412
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 2: I do. And so this one was difficult and hard

1413
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 2: for me too because it's like a friend of well,

1414
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,600
Speaker 2: I mean, like we haven't talked in years, but like

1415
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 2: somebody I worked with and like have a lot of

1416
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 2: respect for and everything is like one of the main

1417
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 2: stars in here, and it's like she was the brunette. Yeah,

1418
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:45,720
Speaker 2: and and it was like, man, like this is this

1419
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 2: is what Disney brought to you. I would assume. I'm

1420
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 2: assuming she didn't really even have to audition for this

1421
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 2: because of her status the channel, and just you know

1422
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 2: that was that's disappointing. But again, the whole time, you're like,

1423
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 2: you're easy need to be distracted because you don't even

1424
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 2: really understand what's happening on the screen. And that's nope,

1425
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 2: crazy to me. And usually we can find something that

1426
01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 2: kind of like flips it in like at least a

1427
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 2: couple moments. The only funny part about it was his

1428
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 2: and I said earlier, his fall down the when she

1429
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 2: says he bladed down the mountain. When they brought that

1430
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 2: one back, because he's referenced it again, That's the only

1431
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 2: time I literally laughed in this whole ninety eighty five minutes.

1432
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:31,360
Speaker 1: I laughed twice. I laughed with cutting back to the

1433
01:10:31,439 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: Yukon again where it's population still low, and then I laughed.

1434
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: He had one linery and cutter at the end where

1435
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 1: it's like, I know that you frozer and that's like,

1436
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be cool, but it isn't. That was it.

1437
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,479
Speaker 1: That was the whole line. But the way he said

1438
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,600
Speaker 1: I reroounded three times. The way he read it was hysterical,

1439
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, why couldn't the whole movie have

1440
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:54,800
Speaker 1: been that? Yes, so that is what gave it to

1441
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: point five. Yeah, breath, there you go.

1442
01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,640
Speaker 2: But I am going to go ahead, and this is

1443
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,600
Speaker 2: going to be my lowest score. It has to be.

1444
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,600
Speaker 2: I can't think of a movie that was that was

1445
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 2: worse than that. This scoring is a three point five.

1446
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 2: Bring back double teams, because I would watch that three

1447
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:16,680
Speaker 2: or four more time loop than ever watched. Yeah, this

1448
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 2: really I'm sorry for the cast of the crew and

1449
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 2: everyone involved because that's not nice to say, but you

1450
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,600
Speaker 2: know it is.

1451
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 1: This is a rough one. Uh you know again, they

1452
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,760
Speaker 1: can't all be bangers. They can't.

1453
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:35,080
Speaker 2: It's just it's so crazy how this time of the

1454
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 2: channel there was an adjustment that was happening and they

1455
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 2: were trying to figure out where they were going with

1456
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 2: their dcom world, and this was one of the ones

1457
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 2: that was jumbled up of like you could just tell

1458
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:50,800
Speaker 2: they didn't have a clear direction at this point.

1459
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,479
Speaker 1: Is what it seemed like, Well, it's yours, It's truly.

1460
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,800
Speaker 1: I mean, the one thing we're starting to realize it's

1461
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 1: really your movie. There is pre Cheetah Girls d COM

1462
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: and then there's post Cheatagirls DCOM, which are two very

1463
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: different things. Because when the Cheetah Girls came out and

1464
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:07,800
Speaker 1: it became more about the music and good acting and

1465
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:11,880
Speaker 1: bigger locations they ran with that. Yeah, that that then

1466
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,200
Speaker 1: became what the channel was about. It became high school musical,

1467
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,639
Speaker 1: it became and now we see what it is now

1468
01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 1: with zombies and forty million dollar movies. But it really

1469
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,439
Speaker 1: can be You can point to the Cheeta Girls as

1470
01:12:20,479 --> 01:12:23,240
Speaker 1: the one. I mean, we're watching the Model. Ye you

1471
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:25,880
Speaker 1: came out what two thousand and three are moo?

1472
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we filmed two thousand and two, came out two

1473
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 2: thousand and three.

1474
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 1: Okay, great. So there's very few movies pre two thousand

1475
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 1: and three that we've been watching that are on the

1476
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 1: caliber of the movies after the Cheetah Girls. Yeah, and

1477
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: it's almost changed it.

1478
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 2: Ever, it wasn't if it wasn't a before, if it

1479
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:44,840
Speaker 2: wasn't like a movie that was based on some kind

1480
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:48,840
Speaker 2: of micro world or like some kind of sports thing, yes,

1481
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 2: like an extreme sport of some sort. It just was

1482
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:56,160
Speaker 2: not finding the storylines that could carry the ninety minutes are.

1483
01:12:56,240 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: One hundred percent. So well that's where we are. Everybody again,

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Speaker 1: you might disc with us, but you'd be wrong. Next

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Speaker 1: week we are back to swapping bodies, a dcom trope

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Speaker 1: we faced before, but this time it's with a future

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Speaker 1: Gray's Anatomy Superstar. Little fun fact, I've never seen ten

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Speaker 1: seconds of Gray's Anatomy.

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Speaker 2: Seen every episode.

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Speaker 1: That's what people are huge into the show. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen it ever. It's nineteen ninety six's Wish upon a

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Speaker 1: Star And while you're waiting, go check out some of

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Speaker 1: our interviews on the dedicated Magical Rewind feed. We have

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Speaker 1: tons with so many legendary decomcast and crew. All you

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Speaker 1: your podcasts and subscribe and for more info, you can

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Speaker 1: follow us at Magical rewind Pod on the Instagram Machine.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go watch Double Teamed and apologize to everybody, especially.

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Speaker 2: Take it all that.

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Speaker 1: Bye, everybody used