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Speaker 2: I need to ask a question to the room. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's a Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is it

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Speaker 2: okay to make fun of the dead? I think it

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Speaker 2: depends not the recently dead.

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Speaker 3: I mean like like long time ago. Yeah. How far back?

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Speaker 3: Can we go?

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Speaker 2: Like early nineteen hundred's Oh yeah, but can I wrote

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Speaker 2: to Napoleon?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Are we okay with that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I take down Napoleon today? Yeah, all right, you already

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Speaker 3: take them down more?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 2: I only ask because I call a lady and tell

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Speaker 2: her I'm the new owner of the cemetery where her

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Speaker 2: great great grandparents are buried.

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Speaker 3: Oh my, actually, maybe too soon.

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Speaker 2: Still, I'm not sure she doesn't even know who they are.

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Speaker 3: I literally say their names. She's never heard of that.

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Speaker 2: But I've decided some changes need to be made immediately

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Speaker 2: in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 3: Mornings on the twenty twenty. Hello, Hi is this Kim? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Who's calling?

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Speaker 2: Kim from the Detroit metro area. Attended from high school,

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Speaker 2: that's me.

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Speaker 4: But who's this?

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Speaker 2: My name is Barry Bury de Grave and I've been

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Speaker 2: trying to reach you for quite some time.

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Speaker 3: I am. I'm so glad I got ahold of you.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, what is this called about?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: I'm the owner of the Little Hill East Cemetery where

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Speaker 2: your great great grandparents were laid to rest back in

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Speaker 2: eighteen eighty nine.

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Speaker 4: My great great grandparents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Cecilia and Thaddeus.

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Speaker 4: No, no, not really.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you've done a family tree, then you've probably

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Speaker 2: mean seen their names, right, I mean I.

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Speaker 4: Am maybe a long time ago. I saw them, but

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Speaker 4: I don't really know much about them. What is he

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Speaker 4: going to do with me?

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Speaker 2: So you're a descendant of them? And uh, here's a situation.

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Speaker 2: Being the new owner of this cemetery, I've decided to

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Speaker 2: change up the business model a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Make it a subscription service.

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Speaker 4: What what are you talking about? It's a graveyard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I know this is probably way too much information,

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Speaker 2: but cemeteries don't really make a lot of money these

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Speaker 2: days unless you make it a monthly subscriber based fee.

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Speaker 4: What are you saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, for nineteen ninety nine a month, we can

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Speaker 2: keep your relatives Cecilia and Thaddeus here with us, resting

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Speaker 2: comfortably in their current plot.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that a nice thought? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But I've never heard of anything like this, Like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well, it's a new thing that we're trying

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Speaker 2: out here. But before you decide whether or not to

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Speaker 2: take advantage of this fantastic opportunity, the subscription does come

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Speaker 2: with a few perks.

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Speaker 4: Is this really happening? I mean, this is so unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Sure is.

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Speaker 2: It's quite the opportunity because we'll give you edging and

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Speaker 2: mowing of their area twice a month now instead of

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Speaker 2: just once a year.

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Speaker 4: Once a year. You guys should be doing that all

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Speaker 4: the time. That's like, that's just natural.

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Speaker 2: Us right for nineteen ninety nine, we will, and when

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Speaker 2: we host outdoor movie nights, their headstones will be roped

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Speaker 2: off and no one anymore is going to be allowed

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Speaker 2: to sit on them.

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Speaker 3: But they did last summer.

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Speaker 4: Last summer. Yeah, last summer you had people sitting on

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Speaker 4: my great grandparents for movie nights to the cemetery.

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Speaker 3: It's actually great great grandparents.

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Speaker 4: Whatever and whatever.

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Speaker 3: It's a whole lot of fun.

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Speaker 4: This seems really really icky. It seems like you're shaking

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Speaker 4: me down from my relatives. So this is just wrong.

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Speaker 2: Listen, how's this. I'll even throw in a complimentary beyond

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Speaker 2: the grave social media package for them.

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Speaker 4: What is that?

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Speaker 3: You will set up a Twitter for them?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: We have fun with it.

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Speaker 2: You can tell us which political candidates they would support,

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Speaker 2: and they can get into petty arguments with each other.

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Speaker 3: Over Internet rolls.

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Speaker 4: Can you just stop, please, just stop.

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 4: This is just going way too far. This is just

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Speaker 4: beyond weird.

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Speaker 3: We don't have to get political. We can go a

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Speaker 3: little bit lighter with the tweets. How about this? Not

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Speaker 3: to flex, but have lost a lot of weight since

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Speaker 3: the funeral hashtag body goals.

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Speaker 4: What are you even saying? Well, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: They died a long time ago. It's like centuries ago.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, we're not doing this.

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Speaker 3: Look at it this way.

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Speaker 2: It's the perfect time because we've got a Bogo deal

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Speaker 2: going on, and you've got two bodies here, so you

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Speaker 2: could save even more by bundling.

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Speaker 4: Did you just say bundling bodies. Do you even realize

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Speaker 4: what you just said?

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Speaker 2: You have to bundle or you're going to lose the

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Speaker 2: family discount, which just doesn't make financial sense.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is really really insensitive. It's very crap. It's

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Speaker 4: just growth, and I just I can't believe you're the

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Speaker 4: owner of Cemeteria. I can't believe this.

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Speaker 2: I feel bad about making you feel uncomfortable.

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Speaker 5: Well you should.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you a

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Speaker 2: discount code. When you're ready, go to the website Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey, and you'll get Hulu for two months free,

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Speaker 2: courtesy of your great great grandparents.

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Speaker 4: Broke who I don't even understand.

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Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey And that's actually a morning radio

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Speaker 2: show that does pranks on people like this one.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about this, Kim, but my real name is

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Speaker 2: jeff And your sister Linda set you up for a

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Speaker 2: phone tap on the radio.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, I was you talk

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Speaker 5: about bundling bodies.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what is this?

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Speaker 2: But we're trying to help you out, give you a

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Speaker 2: little bit of a deal, right, We're like the insurance companies.

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Speaker 2: You know how they bundle home and auto. We're bundling

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Speaker 2: grandpa and grandma. Sorry, great great grandpa and grandpa.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, sounds like a great deal. I can't believe

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Speaker 4: I didn't take advantage of that.

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Speaker 3: Cecilia and Thaddeus, thank you for that.

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Speaker 4: I've never heard of them, but of course wake up

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Speaker 4: every morning with food tabs weekday mornings.

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Speaker 3: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,