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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to twenty one,

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Speaker 1: Episode three of Dirt Dailies Like Guys Still production of

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Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It is Wednesday, January,

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Speaker 1: which of course means Miles that it is a National

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Speaker 1: Green Juice Day, Peanut Brittle Day, National Spouses Day, and

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Speaker 1: library shelfee Day. Shelfee Day. Yeah, I guess is that

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Speaker 1: like you said, a selfie by a library show? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like take a picture of your library and then posted. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it says a ranger collection anything. Look if you're in

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Speaker 1: a small library or maybe your true biblio file, arrange

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Speaker 1: your collection on the show and take a picture. Yeah. Yeah, cool.

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Speaker 1: Nothing goes together quite like a green juice and peanut brittle,

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Speaker 1: a library, library, and spouse love spouse saying my spouse, Well,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien, a kay, and I would

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Speaker 1: do any thing for love, but I won't get vexed,

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Speaker 1: all right? That is courtesy a gold John Iron. He

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Speaker 1: asked too soon, maybe definitely too late for any number

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Speaker 1: of people he might have exposed to COVID. Something. We'll

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Speaker 1: just and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by

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Speaker 1: my co host, Mr Miles gros and f T s

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Speaker 1: T s wasted my life savings on Popeye Jones is

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Speaker 1: and shout out to me because I'm just That's all

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Speaker 1: I can do when I wake up in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night, is just getting inspired by half words

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Speaker 1: that will fit into a song, because that's what I

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Speaker 1: do in my whilight sleep. There you go. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: wanted to want to hit you in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the night. It did. I was like, because I kept

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Speaker 1: thinking about pop I don't know, I kept I keep

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Speaker 1: laughing about Popeye Jones and discute that I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: start with him. Uh and then it all just kind

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Speaker 1: of like Paul McCartney, mother mayn He visited me and

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Speaker 1: told me, well, we are thrilled Miles to be joined

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Speaker 1: by a very funny comedian activist. She's the host of

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Speaker 1: the great award winning podcast Good Muslim, Bad Muslim, Dearly

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Speaker 1: Departed But a Great Show. The senior Fellow on Comedy

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Speaker 1: at the Pop Culture Collapse. She's written in The New

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Speaker 1: York Times, wrote and performed a piece on NPRS Fresh

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Speaker 1: air some lady named Terry Gross. Terry Terry Gross. I

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Speaker 1: think it's gross. Okay, anyways, she's just one of our

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Speaker 1: favorite guests here on t v Z. She is the

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Speaker 1: hilarious and talented Zara Norbar. What's up? Okay? You ready

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Speaker 1: hit it? Here we go. You're fantastic and amazing that gang.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Hell? Yeah? Looking at all these good Muslims. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's news? Are how are we doing? Are we surviving? Yeah? Surviving?

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Speaker 1: Always thinking about you as things are destabilized, destabilized. I

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Speaker 1: hope to remember that conversation because one of the first

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Speaker 1: your first appearance, and I'll never forget that conversation, Like

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Speaker 1: destabilization all around, civil cold war, That's what's happening. What's

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Speaker 1: going on with you? What's new? All right? So, uh,

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Speaker 1: my mother in law had two hip surgeries. I went

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Speaker 1: to two funerals. Oh oh no, And I still have

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Speaker 1: my Christmas tree. I am now calling it a Valentine's tree,

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Speaker 1: and that's just what it is. Are you? Are you

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Speaker 1: like normally someone who takes it? Like do you normally

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Speaker 1: have a tree and you keep it up late? Or

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Speaker 1: what's going on? What's there's the tree? Just kind of

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Speaker 1: like it's an afterthought given so many things we're all

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Speaker 1: going through. I'm a Gemini, a d h D. I'm

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Speaker 1: not so good with time as it is. And uh,

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Speaker 1: in the times where I rarely leave my house and

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Speaker 1: don't see people as a live performer, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: probably have a St. Patrick's tree. Also, it's gonna happen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got the single to Mayo tree. You guys are

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Speaker 1: loving it. There's gonna be what Dad's and grads tree.

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Speaker 1: I get it, you can. There's there's always something to

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Speaker 1: celebrate you for. For folks out there who is who

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Speaker 1: are as physical as I am. It turns out that

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Speaker 1: so much of our sense of time, organization, memory is

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Speaker 1: linked and logged by our physical memory and our ability

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Speaker 1: to like gross motor move in the world spatially and

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Speaker 1: in acres, not just like around the house. Got you

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Speaker 1: and now and look and I'm just thinking too, could

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Speaker 1: be a no use tree for the for the new year. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's actually kind of a good challenge now that I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking about it. It's just to keep your tree up

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Speaker 1: and sexualize it. Well, now that you say that, I'm

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Speaker 1: wondering why I don't keep it and then set it

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Speaker 1: on fire and jump over it and jump over it

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Speaker 1: right for the new year. Oh my god, Okay, hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: keep that because look now you now you can keep

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Speaker 1: that thing until March. Right done? You know why else?

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Speaker 1: Because it celebrates wildfire season, right, the best way to

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Speaker 1: wildfire season is let a tree on fire. There you go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then jump over it, thus symbolizing our mastery over wildfires.

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Speaker 1: Is it like a good transition into mad x times

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Speaker 1: to say that that's just my nod to the planet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because we're not even trying to save the planet anymore.

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Speaker 1: We just have Hey, I see you, I see you

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Speaker 1: out there. I see you, baby, just on fire, just

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Speaker 1: letting him know when we sees you. Let me just

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Speaker 1: keep recycling and then also get the new iPhone every

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Speaker 1: six months. Sorry, So we just had to do a

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Speaker 1: stop down because my I was only hearing like every

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Speaker 1: other word. But I think I got everything that you're

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Speaker 1: an arsonisting you're planning on starting a bunch of forest

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Speaker 1: fires for the new year. No. I like Arsenal and

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Speaker 1: her favorite TV show is The Wire. Yeah, what's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Jack? You get your ears checked out? Man,

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Speaker 1: get that you get that ear wax out of there

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Speaker 1: destabilized years. My kid came home with like a real

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Speaker 1: pro ear wax take from school or like it actually

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Speaker 1: keeps bugs from getting in there and it keeps you

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Speaker 1: from getting sick. So I mean, yeah to a point,

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Speaker 1: but you don't want to be that person who when

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Speaker 1: you offer your headphone to everyone's Like I remember, yo,

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Speaker 1: and I used to do a lot of digital video.

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Speaker 1: I worked with an editor who would like edit on

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Speaker 1: his laptop and like you know, we'd be in the field,

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Speaker 1: like having to just turn cuts around and get him

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Speaker 1: uploaded to make those sweet digital ad bucks for our overlords.

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Speaker 1: And I remember one time he's like, yeah, man, you

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Speaker 1: want to check this cut out? And he took his

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Speaker 1: It was so engrossing wax almost like it was as

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Speaker 1: if it were threading out of his ear when he

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Speaker 1: was like and he handed it to me, And I

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Speaker 1: was in this impossible situation, right and be like, man,

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Speaker 1: don't give me that nasty which I should have. Yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: the Japanese part of me took you know, didn't want to.

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Speaker 1: Like I got very self. I got embarrassed for this person.

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Speaker 1: So I said I will take on the disc comfort.

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Speaker 1: But I did not put that ship in my ear.

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Speaker 1: I like held it like like very far from my

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Speaker 1: in my It's like, no, they all look like that, right,

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Speaker 1: they'll get that little a little like brown orange gemstone

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Speaker 1: And also like different different ear wax. My mom would

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Speaker 1: always be like, you have American people ear wax? What

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Speaker 1: I got and I got goop. Yeah yeah, tastes like

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Speaker 1: high fruit toast corn syrup. Oh yeah, of course I'm American.

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Speaker 1: All of my excretions tastes like hy have you ever

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Speaker 1: tasted the thing in a box of ramen, like the

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Speaker 1: fair enough, you know, alright, So we're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we can tell our listeners a couple of things we're

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Speaker 1: talking about. We are talking about the fact that Biden

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Speaker 1: called Steve Doocey a stupid son of a bitch. Best

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Speaker 1: thing he's done as a president far as I can tell.

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Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that, whether whether that legitimized his presidency,

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Speaker 1: Moving forward, we're gonna talk about Laura Ingram's impression of

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Speaker 1: Kate McKinnon's impression of Laura Ingram. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk's neuralalink. But we might even talk about Rudy

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Speaker 1: Giuliani's autographed nine eleven commemorative T shirt for sale for

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Speaker 1: the low low price of nine and eleven dollars legit,

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Speaker 1: like straight up, that's a real thing. All of that

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Speaker 1: plenty more. But first, are we do like to ask

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Speaker 1: our guests, what is something from your search history? All right?

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Speaker 1: In my search history is how to shoot a dick?

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Speaker 1: How to shoot how to shoot a dick? Okay, you

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Speaker 1: shoot a dick? Off? Like so okay, apparently sprint pill

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Speaker 1: You would think there'd be more? How two? And I

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Speaker 1: a writer's group and what I was looking it up

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Speaker 1: for their scripts? And then I came across the whole

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Speaker 1: Facebook group. Mhmm about shooting your dick off? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is the confusion? I think it's pretty straightforward of

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Speaker 1: thinking I know everything, but I'm have a pretty clear

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Speaker 1: idea of how to shoot my dick? Are you? Is

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Speaker 1: that more like how does someone shoot their own dick off?

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Speaker 1: Or you're saying how do I I'm interested in the

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Speaker 1: act of shooting someone's dick off? How do I do that?

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Speaker 1: More like? In all the ways that there is to

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Speaker 1: bad ones. So we're talking about self owning with your

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Speaker 1: with a firearm, yes, okay, got it. And you're saying

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Speaker 1: you found a Facebook group of people who had blown

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Speaker 1: away their fouces with firearms. No, just a group of

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Speaker 1: people who were intrigued by the idea of shooting their dick.

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Speaker 1: And the guy who started it accidentally shot his own

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Speaker 1: We're just talking about it, But Brett lives this stuff, man,

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Speaker 1: Damn he's talking to talk man and walking it. Like

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Speaker 1: I would assume that how not to shoot a dick

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Speaker 1: or how not to shoot your dick off would be

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Speaker 1: the more popular search term, but we all it's interesting tons,

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Speaker 1: you know. Then again, the easiest way to not shoot

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Speaker 1: your dick is to not shoot your dick, not being

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Speaker 1: stupid with firearms at all. The gun bear, I feel

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Speaker 1: like there's so many videos like that were like their

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Speaker 1: cops doing like demonstrations with their firearms and just hit it,

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Speaker 1: like thying themselves is constantly trying to like holster their

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Speaker 1: shot yourself in a classroom? Like, what the funk is?

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Speaker 1: This would be a huge problem with cops head bigger dicks. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: I'm here all week bub in the morning. What's new, folks, Well,

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Speaker 1: that's cool. I can't wait to read or see that movie,

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Speaker 1: the whatever they're writing writing about. Who did that robot

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Speaker 1: very presidential. And then another person said, I don't care

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Speaker 1: that Biden called Doucy a name. I do care that

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Speaker 1: the president of the United States lacks but cognitive ability

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Speaker 1: to know what to say into a microphone. That's kind

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Speaker 1: of a big deal. Oh they want to talk about

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Speaker 1: cognitive ability and a president, do they? But but here's

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Speaker 1: my thing. I'm like, oh, so he is your president.

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker's got your ass, because otherwise you'd be like, man

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Speaker 1: see his trash old man, fake auss president. Everything should

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Speaker 1: not act like this. You know, he's in the shower

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Speaker 1: every day just being like I should have said fake

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Speaker 1: as president, right, come on. But yeah, it's just so

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Speaker 1: it kind of just struck me that I like that

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Speaker 1: the people that challenge the very legitimacy of this presidency

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Speaker 1: are using presidential decorum as like a barb to attack him.

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Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know, I guess if we're

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Speaker 1: using Trump as some kind of metric for how the

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Speaker 1: president should behave, then yeah, Joe Biden his president. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So people are pulling pulling out people's responses, like responses

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Speaker 1: to Trump calling someone a son of a bitch and

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Speaker 1: being like, well, you didn't like it when he did it,

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Speaker 1: and that's definitely true that that just kind of highlights

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Speaker 1: the people whose main argument with Trump was that he

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Speaker 1: was rude and not like the and the and so

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Speaker 1: the worst thing people are hearing like this guy is

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Speaker 1: an ethno nationalist, want to be fascist who's trying to

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Speaker 1: destroy everything for everyone, And the conservative media is like

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Speaker 1: he's he's so foul mouth and he doesn't know how

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Speaker 1: to use a microphone, Like that's fucking bad. Everyone, Like

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Speaker 1: the comparison here is is really something else and yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of people have pointed to many of Trump's quotes,

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Speaker 1: and you know, Jacob Jake Tapper was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: to be honest, you shouldn't be doing that ship. And

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Speaker 1: that's true. Like if we have if we're trying to

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Speaker 1: have some idea of like you know, what is what

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Speaker 1: what's a an even handed leader? Look like he can

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Speaker 1: he knows how to keep his mouth shut. But whatever

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Speaker 1: that I mean, this is this is I think he's

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Speaker 1: just merely he's having commentary on the situation he finds

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Speaker 1: himself as president. That's the thing too, you know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so in communications coaching, I learned that you gotta first

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Speaker 1: identify your value system otherwise you're going to come into

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Speaker 1: conflict at every single milestone. And that is so true

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Speaker 1: because everything is such ship right now. That just hearing

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Speaker 1: him say the stupid cent of it bit like just

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Speaker 1: it made me feel like everything was just a little

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Speaker 1: more real. I felt like a little less gas lit

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Speaker 1: by this government anyway, you know, this government that's like

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Speaker 1: we're canceling your student loans, just kidding you don't have

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Speaker 1: to go to work, yes you do, you know, like

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Speaker 1: we're we'll just change what the CDC says, now, you know,

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Speaker 1: to hear him actually like have some kind of reaction

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Speaker 1: to just exhaustion by stupidity was like a relief for me.

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Speaker 1: But we're so pocketed in our value systems and our

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Speaker 1: news media and in the values that we judge a

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Speaker 1: president by, like so astronomically divided. Right, Yeah, what is

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Speaker 1: the temperature right now on the mid terms? I mean,

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Speaker 1: the Democrats are going to lose because I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 1: my buddy Jack O'Brien, he's really smart, Like I bet

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Speaker 1: you know, he's a white guy. You guys might like

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Speaker 1: him over there racist as Also, Hey, what I gotta

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Speaker 1: say a shout out to the Zeke Gang in Alabama.

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Speaker 1: I met Alabama Zike Gang homies toory what up at

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Speaker 1: the dog park? And I promised to shout out, Oh

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Speaker 1: I did, yeah, And I almost said the racist ass out,

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Speaker 1: and I remembered hearing from them, Hey we're listening out there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: y gang, We're internationally known, locally respected everybody. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was not surprised that we have Zyke Gang in Alabama.

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Speaker 1: I just do not like them. I'm so surprised. If

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Speaker 1: you're no, I'm just love you. Yeah, But this is

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Speaker 1: you know, I like you're saying, it's all part of

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Speaker 1: the current climate that we're in these you know, Jen

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Speaker 1: Saki has also numerous times and like, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about, Peter? What are you saying up there, sir?

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Speaker 1: Like he's been a constant bringer of nonsense. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: all that to say is, uh, I'd love to be

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Speaker 1: president so I can say stuff like that. Is Peter

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Speaker 1: Doocey related to Steve Doocey? Is it as boy? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean I will not remember which one is, which

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Speaker 1: I did call him Steve Doocey up top, and that's fine,

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Speaker 1: That's fine with me. I will refer to them indiscriminately. Peter,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Peter. Peter is the kid Steve's daddy. Steve

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Speaker 1: is alright, yeah, Peter looks I would be shocked if

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Speaker 1: it was the other way around, because that's my son,

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Speaker 1: like all right, speaking of the right. Not knowing how

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Speaker 1: to react to anything Laura Ingram. So there was a

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Speaker 1: cold open on SNL Over the Weekend where Kate McKinnon

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Speaker 1: did a Laura Ingram impression and then through to interviews

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Speaker 1: with Ted Cruz and Candice Owens has played by Idil

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Speaker 1: Woden and Djokovic played by Pete Davidson, and it was

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Speaker 1: like it was good. Kate McKinnon's very funny, and Laura

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Speaker 1: Ingram then did her impression of Kate McKinnon's impression of her,

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Speaker 1: and it just like seemed like she was doing like

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Speaker 1: drunk person in improv one or something. Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: let's roll the tape and we can analyze it on

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Speaker 1: the other side. But yes, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: Ingram's McKinnon's. Ingram The reason I like Kate McKinnon I

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Speaker 1: have so much respect for as a talent. She's so

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Speaker 1: even handed in their political commentary. But seriously, think of

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Speaker 1: all the low hanging fruit provided by Joe Biden and

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Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi little PDB in the squad at a near

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Speaker 1: daily basis. I mean, I think this is kind of

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Speaker 1: comedy gold, don't you know. Uh, what I'm seeing is

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Speaker 1: not comedy gold. It's also funny because they are doing

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Speaker 1: like picture and picture, right, So they have Kate McKinnon's

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Speaker 1: impression of her over her shoulder and then she's doing

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Speaker 1: the impression and Kate McKinnon like just kind of leans

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Speaker 1: to one side, like Laura Ingram does like nailing her,

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Speaker 1: and then Laura Ingram like adds all this like wobbling

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Speaker 1: back and forth, like just it's a transparently a bad

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Speaker 1: impression of an impression of a good impression. I mean

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Speaker 1: one definitely one of the more meta comedy performances we've

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Speaker 1: seen on broadcast television, for sure, But she's a fucking

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Speaker 1: odd one. Ingram aside from the obvious reasons, is that

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Speaker 1: really how she sounds like? She was she doing like

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Speaker 1: a impression of herself. Okay, she was doing an impression

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Speaker 1: of Kate McKinnon's impression of her and it didn't sound

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Speaker 1: to anything. She just like added a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: like drunk lady and like yeah, weird like dizzy cartoon,

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Speaker 1: dizzy person, all the all the love hanging fruit and

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Speaker 1: do you see Like but this she just has like

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Speaker 1: a weird pension for like doing these bits. Like remember

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Speaker 1: when she was doing the U thing and I legit

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Speaker 1: it was so dry. I was like, is she is

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Speaker 1: she serious? Or is this because she's like on what show? You?

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Speaker 1: It was on you and it's like me, I said

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Speaker 1: something about vaccines, no you and my show and it

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Speaker 1: was like this who's on first thing, where Jack very

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Speaker 1: quickly is like, this is a bit and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: she's so bad at this. I don't know what she's

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Speaker 1: doing ever, like art and parcel of her Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's a written bit that they were like, so, Laura,

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Speaker 1: we think we have a new angle for you, like

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Speaker 1: you're the funny one on Fox and like people people

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Speaker 1: think you're a real cut up and they think you're funny,

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Speaker 1: so let's go with that. And then Canada's Owens said

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Speaker 1: she's funnier and prettier than Ego wont which like even

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Speaker 1: her supporters I don't like. I looked at the comments

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Speaker 1: underneath and it was funny because all her supporters were like,

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Speaker 1: went with the same s and l still on the air.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen that in twenty five years joke, and

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Speaker 1: that nobody was like, yeah, that's right, you are prettier

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Speaker 1: and funnier than this very talented comedic performer. Yeah, is

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Speaker 1: are all these people just failed improvisers and stand ups?

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Speaker 1: Is that really? Like you know, like, did Laura Ingram

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Speaker 1: try to be in the groundlings like in the early

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Speaker 1: nineties or something and they're like, sorry, Laura, like you

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Speaker 1: can't keep doing your like these character bits, they're really offensive.

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Speaker 1: She's like, what I mean, that's either that or Toastmasters. Right, wait,

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Speaker 1: what is Toastmasters? I just left. Toast Masters is a

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Speaker 1: another like nationwide probe speakers program to boost your confidence

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Speaker 1: and give you sort of like hacks on speaking, and

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Speaker 1: they also have like competitions. Got it. Okay, so it's

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Speaker 1: like it's like your daughter's wedding or whatever. It's like

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Speaker 1: the speech and debate to improv type. Yeah. So she

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Speaker 1: never got out of Toastmasters. Huh. I think she got

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Speaker 1: kicked out probably like that was a comedic performance that

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Speaker 1: would have made like that sometimes you'll see somebody like

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Speaker 1: on Fox do something that you're like that would have

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Speaker 1: brought down the house at like a Midwestern wedding. I

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Speaker 1: feel like from Laura Ingram would have made everybody very

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Speaker 1: fucking uncomfortable. Everybody would have been which I just want

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Speaker 1: her to stop. That was like she had like the

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Speaker 1: comedic timing of like a youth pastor. Yeah. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's like I get I mean, I get that you're

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Speaker 1: committing and you'll be like, look, I'm comfortable doing this,

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Speaker 1: but it's an l media. I'm sorry Kelly and Conway

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Speaker 1: was a stand up comic. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: one of the great. All right, let's take a quick

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Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back, and

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Speaker 1: our writer j M out there doing the hard research

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Speaker 1: so we don't have to discoverage that Rudy Giuliani was

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Speaker 1: selling is still selling as of this recording, autographed nine

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Speaker 1: eleven themed t shirts for nine and eleven dollars, which

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Speaker 1: is both offensive and just an increa edible rip off, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you could buy nine hundred and eleven copies of the

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Speaker 1: book But Loving Unicorn on Amazon for that much, which

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Speaker 1: is actually how I just make all my purchases. Is

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Speaker 1: kind of equating it back to but Loving Unicorns, an

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Speaker 1: amateur novel about the erotic tension between a handsome unicorn

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Speaker 1: named Sullivan Horsepower and a Studley Veloci raptor named Raptor McCoy.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is sexy. Yeah, it's pretty hot. Yeah, actually,

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Speaker 1: let's get I'd rather I honestly, I'm more interested in

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Speaker 1: what was the guy Studley McCoy Raptor McCoy and Sullivan Horsepower.

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Speaker 1: Horse Power is a great name like that, like they

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Speaker 1: took that off the discard pile at Pixar for cars

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Speaker 1: for like, that's pretty fucking good. President. Yeah, so Sullivan horsepower. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine, What's I get it. Rudy is so broke.

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Speaker 1: He has to come completely tarnished the memory of people

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Speaker 1: who lost their lives to get his lawyer fees together. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was interesting because he like straight up denied the

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Speaker 1: story like people that he didn't do it. He was

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Speaker 1: like some people were like, hey, this seems like it's

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Speaker 1: in really poor days, and he tweeted, I am not

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Speaker 1: selling nine eleven shirts. He said on Twitter, I'm not

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Speaker 1: selling nine eleven shirts again, and people pointed out that

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Speaker 1: as he was tweeting that. And still at this moment,

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Speaker 1: I believe the linke is still up. You can still

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Speaker 1: buy a collectible autographed by Rudy Giuliani nine eleven twentieth

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Speaker 1: anniversary T shirt limited quantity blue for nine eleven dollars

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Speaker 1: on the w ABC Radio store. So it's not like

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Speaker 1: it's just some you know, this is on w ABC

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Speaker 1: the radio, like ABC's radio station, which he hosts his

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Speaker 1: show on, like they're the our website is making this

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Speaker 1: limited time offer, probably very limited, like by the time

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Speaker 1: this episode post that will have been taken down, but

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Speaker 1: is it still there if we go look, just go

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Speaker 1: it in now, folks, why you can never forget they

633
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Speaker 1: only have XL and double XL. So yeah, it's got

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Speaker 1: Rudy George W. Bush and who is that Bloomberg Guy's

635
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: way too tall to be Bloomberg who some some some

636
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: non factor. But yeah, what what does he have on

637
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: this radio station where they're like, yeah, man, we'll we'll,

638
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 1: we'll buy in on this, we'll we'll let you completely

639
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: bring us down with you. Like I can only imagine

640
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: what that conversation is, like, hey man, can I sell

641
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: these on the website? Please? Oh yeah, this was something

642
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: that not only had to be his idea, but he

643
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: had to fight for to out on. Like yeah, but yeah,

644
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: as Myles pointed out, he's pretty much broke after spending

645
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: millions and legal fees, right yeah, because yeah, this has

646
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: been part of the many sort of acts of financial

647
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: desperation we've seen from him. Cameo was probably one of

648
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: my favorites. Like that's when I was like, oh it's

649
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: Cameo bad Okay, But now I guess we're saying, Oh,

650
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: it's we're selling autographed nine eleven T shirts for nine

651
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: eleven bad. Yeah, he tried to so. He also launched

652
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 1: a crowdfunding campaign for the quote Rudy Giuliani Legal Defense

653
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: Fund with a five million dollar goal, and it raised

654
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 1: ten grand before it got taken down. Oh man, that

655
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,280
Speaker 1: man is a mess. He also launched a YouTube channel

656
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: where he will teach you gender studies. For some reason,

657
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 1: Juliani's gonna teach me jet their studies. Yeah, the guy

658
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: who was smearing his peep in the boat movie is

659
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: gonna is gonna be okay? And also doing commercials on

660
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: his YouTube channel for cigars and gold coins. Yeah, is that?

661
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: Do you think that most of this money is just

662
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: like folks wanting to see a train wreck. I don't

663
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: think there's much money, to be honest. Like, That's what

664
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm surprised, is like, because you would have expected like

665
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 1: that is a lot of him, like having the president's

666
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: back on Maine for like a very popular president, a

667
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: president who I don't know if you heard, got more

668
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: votes than any sitting president in the history of America.

669
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Speaker 1: But there's got a lot of fans Donald Trump and

670
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: Rudy was like the face of his you know, attempt

671
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: to coup the nation in the courts, and everybody's just like, nah,

672
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: funk that guy, like get away, which is pretty remarkable,

673
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: I mean because Trump like threw him under the bus us.

674
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: But you know, that is just what Donald Trump does.

675
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: But it's pretty wild that he just has just been

676
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: relegated to the realms of like, no funk that guy

677
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 1: by every every single side at this point, right especially

678
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: too when because it's all what they do is they

679
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: gotta griff, they gotta be like, hey, you want my

680
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: attention or you want to be part of my club

681
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: where you can buy this thing, and then it'll never

682
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: be the the product that they promise it is, because

683
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: like you look at his cameo reviews. I just love

684
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: how these people are so angry that like the already

685
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: was huge amounts of money, like over three hundred bucks

686
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: for him to even talk into his cell phone. And

687
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: one review said, we would like to do over without

688
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 1: the pitch to go to your website or podcast. It

689
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: ruined the birthday wish. Another one he said the review

690
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: is he didn't actually mention any of the intended recipients

691
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 1: by name. That's the whole point of a fucking s

692
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: your fucking money to do an egg for himself. Hey,

693
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: it's hard to get this guy his town message, as

694
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: as the Trump's learned. Hey, I just want to wish

695
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: you a happy birthday. You know, because the mainstream media

696
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: is completely smearing me. You gotta go to Rudy Giuliani

697
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: dot com for the truth, Patriots, God bless you. It's like, what, Okay,

698
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: I guess one tenth of a birthday wish? Also, what

699
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: is leaking out of his head? That is not a

700
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: sentence of cameo review, but you know, I'm sure, yes,

701
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: his hairline is strong. His cameo was only up for

702
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: around two weeks before he embarrassed himself by inadvertently recording

703
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: a video praising the activists who protested against Venezuelan businessman

704
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: Alejandro bent to Court, who happens to be one of

705
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: his former clients. So that was a big no no.

706
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, Jam is speculating, like what

707
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: what is next if this trajectory continues? Like where does

708
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 1: what is his next money making scheme? Like Jam's guess

709
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: is He's just gonna go door to door and let

710
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: kids whip nerve products at his balls for fifty bucks

711
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: a pop. It's a good Facebook group for that. Yeah,

712
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: how does shoot Rudy Giuliani in the balls with the

713
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: nerf face? Yeah? I guess of a reality show. Yeah,

714
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: he needs he needs it because because if you're thinking

715
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: right like you need you need a check, you need

716
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: a good check. You can't clearly like Nickel and Diamond

717
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: on Cameo and stuff, isn't putting together the money. So

718
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: he's probably looking for a deal. But at this point,

719
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: every like broadcasting outlet is like, you're toxic, get the

720
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: funk away from me, Whereas I don't know, I think

721
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: like we needed someone with like a reality show. That's

722
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: it would be such so humiliating to him. But when

723
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: he does the math, he's like, it was worth it, right,

724
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: that's good money. Like I would route anything for love.

725
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: They just switched it over. They're like, look all right

726
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: me lovest gone, how about I would route anything for love? Yeah,

727
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: except he wouldn't have the But I won't do that

728
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: because he would do but it would do anything the

729
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: real thing you griffed on nine eleven truthers. Wow, that's

730
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: your play, Rudy. Yeah, I know ship. None of y'all know,

731
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: you should just have his own Alex Jones show on.

732
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: I mean, like, well, didn't they take him off because

733
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: he was like such a liability because I remember when

734
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: he was like on Fox News once and they were

735
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: asking him about blackmail and he just admitted that he

736
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: was being blackmailed, and they just like cut away because

737
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:59,319
Speaker 1: like he started to divulge too much. It seemed. Yeah, yeah,

738
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: he was like that. There there was a time I

739
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,439
Speaker 1: don't know if it's the wing you're referring to, where

740
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: he was just like and I could drop a lot

741
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: of facts like with me basically like I've got I

742
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: got a dead hand switch, so if you shoot me,

743
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: everyone goes like that sort of thing, like the thing

744
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: that the joker yells at the cops as they're like,

745
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: you know, five snipers have their guns trained on him.

746
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about Elon Musk real quick, because

747
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: his Neuralink product company is back in the news. He

748
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: announced towards the end of last year one that he

749
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: was planning on starting human trials in Yeah, just put

750
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: that ship right in my brain. Apparently they've added a

751
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 1: job posting for a clinical trial director. Okay, which includes

752
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: health benefits, dental flexible time off. But seeing as the

753
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: job entails convincing actual human beings to let the guy

754
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: who just funked up half a million cars and thinks

755
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: aliens built the pyramids to surgically jam a computer in

756
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: your brain. Yeah, I don't know, it's probably not worth it, Viking.

757
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: You'll let me convince you, right, gonna apply? I need

758
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 1: dental Yeah. Once, once somebody pointed out that this post

759
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: was made black mirror started trending on Twitter. So J

760
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 1: m R writer dug into, like what exactly is neuralink, Like, what,

761
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: what's the point of it? It's a debit card, isn't it.

762
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: So it's like the those like credit cards that people

763
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: out of money. So it was founded in by Musk

764
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: and some actual neuroscientists claiming that their brain implant was

765
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: going to help people with brain injuries. That was like

766
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: the sort of emma the reason for existing. And there

767
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: are like really well ways that people are using neurology

768
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: and technology to help people who have brain injuries or

769
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: you know, or disabled. But then it became clear that

770
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: he was like trying to turn this into a consumer

771
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: facing product that acts as and this is a direct quote,

772
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 1: a wizard hat for your brain that will connect your

773
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: mind to the cloud. Oh no, oh my god, A

774
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: wizard hat for the brain. Yea, a wizard hat for

775
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: your brain. Like that is such a fucking thing that

776
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: he said out loud, being like, it's like a wizard

777
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: hat for your brain. I'm sorry, what does that even mean?

778
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: Is the hat the thing that bestows the powers upon

779
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: your brain or huh? Yeah, so that was earlier on

780
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: in the development. He he kept ramping him up, claimed

781
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: that they were gonna be possible medical benefits, including curing

782
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: blindness and paralysis, but also the possibility that you could

783
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: one day use it to drive your Tesla or even

784
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: save and replay memories, which is literally the plot of

785
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: a Black Mirror episode. You could ultimately download them into

786
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 1: a new body or robot body. So he doesn't think small.

787
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: He's like, eternal life is what I'm pitching here, My dude.

788
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. You go get your

789
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: new Apple product, but I'm pitching Eternal life over here.

790
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: Go fund yourself. Okay. That Black Mirror episode is the

791
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: reason why I never got one of those apps that

792
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: lets you see who follows and unfollows you, right, we

793
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: don't need to know all this. It was such a

794
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 1: good fable. Yeah. I was like, let's him learn. I

795
00:50:56,920 --> 00:51:01,919
Speaker 1: see it, Thank you, Black Mirror need to know? Yeah,

796
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: And I love his like boyish like idea of what

797
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: the future is like for his own mortality was like

798
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: and then when this physical body rocks to death, I'll

799
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: just download my dumb fuckery into a robot body and

800
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: continue this ship show. Yeah. He like seems to be

801
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 1: acquainted with like a lot of the big ideas from

802
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: like sci fi and philosophy from like the past thirty years.

803
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: Like there there is a respected, respected ish like futurists

804
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: who thought that like within our lifetimes we'd be able

805
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: to do that. And he's just like a lot of

806
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: people are now like that's absolute horseship, and like do

807
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: you do you think that investors like they do? Do

808
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: you think that they're that stupid? Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah

809
00:51:54,480 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: it turns out it turns out yeah yeah. And he

810
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: tells a good story. I mean he is like people

811
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: are like he's Tony Stark in real life. He's P. T. Barnum,

812
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 1: Like that's what he is. He will go down as

813
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: like one of our great liars in American history who's

814
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 1: just like very good at telling the lie that people

815
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: want to believe at that moment, and he's gotten you know,

816
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 1: he's done. He's done some things, but that's just based

817
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: on the work of like the massive amount of you know,

818
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: like labor that he employs to get those things done,

819
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: like SpaceX or those things. But yeah, it's I mean

820
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: found I feel like these fucking I feel like right

821
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: now the latest things like what about all you cyber

822
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,280
Speaker 1: truck people who don't still don't have your fucking metal

823
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: lunch box car that was being promised constantly And I

824
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 1: am because I actually thought that looked cool. You Oh

825
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: you wanted the cybertruck. I wanted the cyber truck that

826
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: looks like what robocops should have stopped out for blowing.

827
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to have a cyber truck

828
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: for you underneath my Valentine's tree, just a little tiny one.

829
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: Yeah that's cool. Come on, Jack, be grateful to give it.

830
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, that's great whatever, just like the real thing.

831
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jack, do you think people would be

832
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: over bullshit by now? You know what I mean? It's

833
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: like all the respectability politic, the bullshitting, the like you

834
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: think that we'd be in a state where people would

835
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: be like, say what you mean and prove it, But

836
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: it's the opposite. It's the opposite. He had me with

837
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: those roof tiles that were like solar panels, like what

838
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: he when he like debuted those at some Tesla thing

839
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 1: a while back, I think it was like eight ten

840
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: years ago. I was like, that's a great idea, and

841
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:58,879
Speaker 1: like he it was a good like presentation. Those still

842
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: aren't on the market, Those still are not really a

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Speaker 1: thing that any ordinary person can get, but yeah, basically

844
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Speaker 1: so they The big sort of smart showmanship from this

845
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Speaker 1: year is that they showed neuralink being used by a

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Speaker 1: monkey to play pong using only his mind, which, if

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Speaker 1: you don't listen to Radio Lab, is pretty mind blowing.

848
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Speaker 1: But Radio Lab has been talking about scientists doing this

849
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Speaker 1: for like a long a long time. That's yeah, it's

850
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Speaker 1: neuroscientists have been implanting BC is very similar to neuralinks

851
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Speaker 1: since the early two thousand's, And basically his claim is

852
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Speaker 1: that he's going to make this make it available to

853
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Speaker 1: everyday Americans, which is like he's kind of setting there

854
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Speaker 1: with the Tesla car. But even then when he tried

855
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Speaker 1: to do that, like the car, like he couldn't manufacture

856
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Speaker 1: at that scale, like it just like his vision for

857
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Speaker 1: that broke down when it came to labor laws. The

858
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Speaker 1: second that Apple TV was able to have a remote

859
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Speaker 1: with a chip in it so that it knows when

860
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Speaker 1: you pause and what you pause on, you know, and

861
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Speaker 1: has all that data, like that's all it wanted. Like

862
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Speaker 1: as soon as it had a remote control, then it

863
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Speaker 1: switched up to have a chip in it, so like

864
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Speaker 1: for a massive amount of Americans to have a brain chip,

865
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Speaker 1: Like I don't think that we're being wondering if it's

866
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Speaker 1: just another way to like control our lives with our brains,

867
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Speaker 1: right and to just speak like fully, like you just

868
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Speaker 1: become a data point like fully where it's like no,

869
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Speaker 1: I mean we are already right, like the even more

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Speaker 1: Yeah the phones are bad enough, but yeah, I like.

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Speaker 1: But also the other part of it is, is this

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Speaker 1: going to be like a lasic type procedure because you're

873
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Speaker 1: talking about implanting a fucking micro chip in your brain?

874
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: Like right, going for it? Oh yeah, I forgot about

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Speaker 1: my skull. You definitely want to make sure that they

876
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Speaker 1: clean it before they put it in there. Yeah, I

877
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Speaker 1: rubbed it off on my shirt. All right, now put

878
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Speaker 1: the put the nostril expanders so you can fu shoot

879
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Speaker 1: this thing straight total recall style. Yeah. Oh man, that

880
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Speaker 1: like when they pull that thing out of his brain

881
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Speaker 1: through his nostril and total recall. My brain has never

882
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: been the same since then. But like so, like I

883
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Speaker 1: said up top, though, they are doing amazing ship with

884
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 1: like neural implants and like people who suffered a stroke

885
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: and were incapable of speech and now they've figured out

886
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: how to like let them speak again, or you know,

887
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Speaker 1: allowing a blind woman to see letters into certain objects.

888
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 1: But like neuroscientists who are involved in that sort of thing,

889
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: I've been pretty critical. They're like, you're trying to take

890
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Speaker 1: credit for work that a lot of people have been

891
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 1: doing for a lot of years. We've been planting wireless

892
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: devices a monkey since weird brag, but like, oh man,

893
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Speaker 1: putting brains planning wireless devices in monkey since so don't

894
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Speaker 1: you even try, Mr Musk Yeah, alright, alright, your brain

895
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Speaker 1: brain implant hipster, like Jesus excuse me, brain brag M.

896
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Speaker 1: And then so the neuroscientists who founded it with him

897
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Speaker 1: has recently been demoted. This guy Hodak has been demoted,

898
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: and Musk is like taking on a bigger roll because

899
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Speaker 1: right the the stuff that you can accomplish with this

900
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Speaker 1: technology that is like amazing is not like doesn't really

901
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: match with Elon Musk's brand, right Like that That's what

902
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: always didn't make sense to me. Is like an amazing

903
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: cutting edge technology that like solves the ablems of people

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Speaker 1: with people with disabilities, or at least like addresses the

905
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Speaker 1: problems of people who want a part of their disability

906
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: like aided or changed, is really cool. But like David

907
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: Eagleman does a lot of really cool ship with that

908
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Speaker 1: at Stanford. But it's like, that's not what Elon Musk does.

909
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: Elon Musk like wants to promise cool futuristic ship too,

910
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: like everyday people. You know, Like he wants to be

911
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: the person who like allows you to drive your car

912
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Speaker 1: without touching anything. You know, he doesn't. He's not in

913
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Speaker 1: it for the helping people walk who weren't able to

914
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Speaker 1: walk before. Like that just doesn't. I always knew it

915
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Speaker 1: was ridiculous, but when you frame it so plainly, it's

916
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Speaker 1: really sad. No cars you can drive in them same

917
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Speaker 1: size and the same disturbance, but you don't have to

918
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Speaker 1: touch anything. You can be on your phone. Jan thinks

919
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Speaker 1: this is gonna be It's not gonna be a scary

920
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: dystopian technology. It's all about like replacing video game controllers

921
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: like NBR helmets so that you can just like close

922
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: your eyes and have a BR experience until the Pentagon

923
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Speaker 1: is like hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

924
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Speaker 1: hold on run that back. Last month, Elon Musk didn't

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Speaker 1: interview with The Babylon b which, yeah, the website that's

926
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Speaker 1: like the Onion if it wasn't funny and run by

927
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: right wing hacks. But Elon Musk is a fan, not surprisingly,

928
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Speaker 1: and so he did an interview with with them and

929
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Speaker 1: specifically hyped Neuralink as a virtual reality alternative to the metaverse.

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Speaker 1: So again, the metaverse the most underwhelming, like new tech development,

931
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Speaker 1: like I think we've ever seen as as an America

932
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Speaker 1: like that, nobody's ever been like all right, everybody, get ready,

933
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Speaker 1: and then like the thing they're revealing is something that

934
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Speaker 1: was like old said, been years ago. But that that

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Speaker 1: like even even with the segue, when people are like

936
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Speaker 1: this is going to change everything, like it would have

937
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Speaker 1: if people if it didn't look so stupid and people

938
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: were willing to adopt it as much as they wanted

939
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Speaker 1: them to. But it's not like it was like all right,

940
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Speaker 1: everybody like get ready. And then the thing they were

941
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Speaker 1: like revealing was the escalator side note Babylon b Babylon,

942
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Speaker 1: Middle East. That's Muslim claiming it creeping Sharia. Tally there

943
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Speaker 1: it is, got to the bottom. I found my way anyways,

944
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Speaker 1: fuck Elon Musk is the mall of the story. Well,

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Speaker 1: Zarah as always truly truly a pleasure having you on

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Speaker 1: t d Z. Such a pleasure to be here, and

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Speaker 1: you were throwing your hands up in victory, which I

948
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Speaker 1: appreciate and a peck stretch. Okay, get it out? Yeah,

949
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Speaker 1: where can people find you and follow you? Yo? I'm

950
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Speaker 1: putting up some workshops. You can come work with me, folks. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna be up everywhere that you can follow me

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Speaker 1: at Zara Comedy Zara z a h r A comedy

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Speaker 1: dot com Tuesday nights, Thursday night, Saturday nights. I've got

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Speaker 1: different workshops going on in stand up solo and uh,

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Speaker 1: what's that other one? I do? Storytelling? Oh, just storytelling, storytelling, language,

956
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Speaker 1: of the human soul. Yeah, just that brain brag. Is

957
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Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social

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Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying, Yes, there is, and I'm glad

959
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Speaker 1: you asked Jack here it is. My favorite tweet comes

960
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Speaker 1: last night via the Guardian. Fight Club gets a new

961
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 1: ending in China and the authorities win. Oh yeah, did

962
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 1: you see that? Actually, yes, it's so wild how it

963
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Speaker 1: just ends with a card. It's just a card that's

964
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Speaker 1: with with typing in white font. Through the clue provided

965
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Speaker 1: by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan

966
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Speaker 1: and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.

967
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Speaker 1: After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum, receiving

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Speaker 1: psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in two

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Speaker 1: thousand twelve. The end, it's done, twelve, he's out Tyler. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's a better ending, right, that's pretty good there,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty You don't see them looking out the window

972
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Speaker 1: with the buildings exploding. It's just and boom. Hey, and

973
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Speaker 1: Tyler went to jail. But he's out, don't worry. Yeah,

974
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Speaker 1: where do they cut it off? Like, do they even

975
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Speaker 1: reveal that he Yeah, I guess because Tyler and yeah,

976
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Speaker 1: they yeah, they cut it off as a as a

977
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Speaker 1: the explosions are cut out. That's what happens, like the explosions. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't see you don't you don't get to see

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Speaker 1: Marla and and you know ed Norton be like happenings

980
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Speaker 1: as Iranian are cute familiar with the software weaponry. I

981
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Speaker 1: appreciate this efficiency. You know, in the United States we

982
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: go all out with our fake endings in our Disney history.

983
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Speaker 1: We really give it a lot of money, millions and

984
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Speaker 1: millions of dollars. And this this is just this is fast,

985
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Speaker 1: it's clear and at right off boom, beautiful miles. Where

986
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: can people find you? What's the tweet you've been enjoying

987
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray And

988
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Speaker 1: also if you like reality shows like ninety Day or

989
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Speaker 1: Married at First, I check out Fiance with myself and

990
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Speaker 1: Sophia Alexandra some tweets like first one was from Molly

991
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Speaker 1: Lambert at Molly Lambert. The Valley Homie tweeted, We've got

992
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Speaker 1: to be so close to an Entourage re reboot, and

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's so it would be so terrible

994
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: because the show I can't exist anymore but feasible because

995
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: the lack of creativity from people just like green lighting

996
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: projects like yeah, yeah, yeah, let's check back in with

997
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Speaker 1: the boys. There's gonna be like a mathematical equation that's

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Speaker 1: related to both like how popular show was and how

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Speaker 1: little the cast is currently doing like elsewhere in their career.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like that ticks the boxes. And then

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Speaker 1: other ones from Ben Collins, who is at one underscore

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Speaker 1: and then an underscore, very clever tweet. He just tweeted,

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Speaker 1: not sure what to even say, and he's basically quote

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Speaker 1: tweeting Cheryl Hines, who she came out with a statement

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Speaker 1: where she said, my husband's opinions are not a reflection

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Speaker 1: of my own. While we love each other, we differ.

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01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 1: We differ on many current issues. And in his quote

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Speaker 1: to me, he said, here's Cheryl Hines commenting on her

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Speaker 1: husband RFK jors comparison between anti Baxtors and Jews in

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Speaker 1: World War Two. Cheryl Hines replies to this and said,

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01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,919
Speaker 1: I assure you that's not what I was commenting on.

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01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: And he's like huh. And then someone else quote tweets

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01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 1: her replies and he's like, you know we can see

1014
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Speaker 1: the replies that you know this right because someone said

1015
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:08,479
Speaker 1: in another like another tweet they tagged her and said

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Speaker 1: you need to make a statement, and she said the

1017
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Speaker 1: other thing of like, while we love each other, we

1018
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: differ on many other topics. And then Cheryl hind says, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know you can see, so you can see what

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Speaker 1: I'm replying to write nothing about World War two? And

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Speaker 1: he's like, when do you think the Holocaust happened? Like

1022
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Speaker 1: what is this? And then she posted some other thing

1023
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: today that was like, you know, he I doubt what

1024
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: he said is like absolutely unacceptable or not even unacceptable.

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Speaker 1: It just basically said, yeah, I'm fine with him fucking

1026
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Speaker 1: like being flipping about the Holocaust. That's why our marriage works,

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Speaker 1: right because what it's yeah, seemed to him. Yeah, power couple,

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Speaker 1: power cuckold. There we go. Let's see some tweets I've

1029
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Speaker 1: been enjoying. Heartbreaker b R E C H E R

1030
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Speaker 1: tweeted catch me in the CVS buying an ungodly amount

1031
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Speaker 1: of Valentine's candy and chocolate and saying it's for my classroom.

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Speaker 1: It's just a good life act. That's what I will

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Speaker 1: be doing this year. Oh, and then Jenny Hogan just asked,

1034
01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: is TV getting better or is literally every doing literally

1035
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: anything else getting worse? Something you gotta asked. So you

1036
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,920
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You

1037
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. Were at

1038
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Speaker 1: the Daily Zygeist on Instagram, and we have a Facebook

1039
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Speaker 1: fan page and a website Daily zeitgeist dot com where

1040
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our footnote. We're link off

1041
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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,

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Speaker 1: what song do we think people might enjoy? Um, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go out on this like dancy disco track that

1045
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Speaker 1: I just heard, like an algorithm just said, hey, check

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Speaker 1: this track out. You might like it by a group

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Speaker 1: called Kendy Though, and the track is called Thousand Fingered Man,

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Speaker 1: and it's just got This is a really danceable track.

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, eyebrowser or whatever as when you hear

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Speaker 1: the thousand Fingered Man, But it's actually a fun track.

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