Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second dat day, Ethan is on the phone
Speaker 1: today and he sent us an email that said he
Speaker 1: went on the hottest date ever. Oh well, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: I must have played you know, a little bit. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's hot game. Yeah, sure, Ethan. Please tell me how
Speaker 1: much you know you played? Oh well, I'm taking notes
Speaker 1: right now. I don't think I played enough to know.
Speaker 1: I guess you should have played more. Maybe that's why
Speaker 1: you're not getting a call Back's all about that wild card.
Speaker 1: What's the name of the girl you want to call today?
Speaker 1: First name is Marissa? Marissa, Okay, I don't care about
Speaker 1: her last name. Where'd you, guys meet? Merissa? And I
Speaker 1: met at a club, just me and a few my
Speaker 1: guy friends, and we kind of saw her with like
Speaker 1: a group of girlfriends, and I thought she was pretty hot.
Speaker 1: And I asked my guys, well, they thought they thought
Speaker 1: I had no chance. But do guys ever think that
Speaker 1: their friends have a chance? Like, has there ever been
Speaker 1: a case? Like? Yeah? Man, but no, never perfect for you?
Speaker 1: But it sounds like it worked out though it didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't really work out. It's kind of why I
Speaker 1: emailed you, guys. Yeah, I just meant like at least
Speaker 1: you got her number or something. Yeah, so how did
Speaker 1: you start talking to her? Well, I approached her, and
Speaker 1: I was a little bit nervous because I'd already seen
Speaker 1: her shoot down a couple of guys. Okay, yeah, So
Speaker 1: I kind of went in with it at and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I know how you can keep these other creeps away,
Speaker 1: and she just kind of looked me up and down.
Speaker 1: It's like how I said, next time a guy offers
Speaker 1: to buy you a drink, just say yes, and then
Speaker 1: point at me and then say one for my boyfriend too. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're also trying to get free drinks out of the deal,
Speaker 1: which I like, thank you, thank you, thank you, And
Speaker 1: so she kind of laughed. I really left it that
Speaker 1: I felt good about it, walked away, and then she
Speaker 1: did it. She did yeah, and we looked at each
Speaker 1: other and it was like that kind of like secret
Speaker 1: joke across a room vibe. I went back over. We
Speaker 1: laughed about it, and then so end of the night
Speaker 1: we closed the club. I leaned over and I spurred
Speaker 1: in her ear if she wanted to go back to
Speaker 1: my place. She said, yes, sounds creepy. So whispering parts
Speaker 1: sounds creepy, but she said, yes, I mean that's a
Speaker 1: good sign. Awesome, ye, not taken again. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a good sign. So we went back to my house
Speaker 1: and we went in and she was very, very nice.
Speaker 1: She really liked my house. She's gave a lot of
Speaker 1: compliments about what I've done with the place. And it's
Speaker 1: always awesome to walk into a guy's place that you
Speaker 1: met at a club and he's not sleeping on just
Speaker 1: a mattress on the floor with like some posters tacked
Speaker 1: up on the wall of women in bikinis. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm sure she was like, oh my god, it's like
Speaker 1: I won the club guy lottery. It was great. I
Speaker 1: felt like I'd won the woman lottery. We were having
Speaker 1: a really good time and so we go upstairs. I've
Speaker 1: got a couple of cool rooms up there, and I
Speaker 1: started to play. I got this beautiful baby grand piano.
Speaker 1: I play, yeah, you got a place place, I got
Speaker 1: a place place, Okay, and she really digs the music
Speaker 1: and she's kind of melting in to it, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened next, but we're making out on
Speaker 1: top of my piano. Wow, it sounds like a movie.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm email and it was hot, it
Speaker 1: was perfect, and I still haven't heard anything about Oh no, though,
Speaker 1: that's what's confusing. That could be where I fail. It's
Speaker 1: just not going to hear about it. Yeah, So we're
Speaker 1: making out for a bit and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she's kind of like, I'm thirsty, and so I stopped
Speaker 1: and I go downstairs into the kitchen and then I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. When I went back upstairs, she
Speaker 1: wasn't there. I thought we were playing hide and secrets something,
Speaker 1: so like I checked the closets and stuff, but she
Speaker 1: was like, she's gone, And that is the last I've
Speaker 1: heard of what she disappeared like. You didn't hear her
Speaker 1: go out the front door. There's actually like a couple
Speaker 1: of different ways out of my place to a big house,
Speaker 1: so I didn't notice it. And you tried texting her
Speaker 1: and she just didn't respond to you at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no text. You know, I didn't send like a barage text.
Speaker 1: I send her one right away, and next day, maybe
Speaker 1: few days later, one more, and then kind of let
Speaker 1: it show I didn't and nothing. Nothing. What do you
Speaker 1: think could have happened? Maybe like my piano was out
Speaker 1: of tune. I don't know. I mean that will Yeah,
Speaker 1: did turn anybody off? You know, it's always a deal breaker,
Speaker 1: unless you're talking about figuratively, because maybe that is an issue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking back, I didn't have any uno, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's gonna be my take on it. But
Speaker 1: we'll see. I mean it's pretty serious. If you're making
Speaker 1: out with a guy, he goes down to get you
Speaker 1: water and then you just leave. Yeah, like that's more
Speaker 1: than I didn't have that great of a time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like calls a distraction, right, No, I don't think you
Speaker 1: should be laughing. It's what I'm saying. I think you've
Speaker 1: said it's nothing very wrong. Yeah, I promise you I
Speaker 1: did nothing wrong. We had a great night. I really
Speaker 1: do not know what happened. We'll play a song and
Speaker 1: then come back and call her and get your second
Speaker 1: day update. Okay, all right, all right, hold on looking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning second date. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second d update. Ethan is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Ethan has a fetish she hasn't told us about.
Speaker 1: That is something that's the only thing I can think
Speaker 1: of because I don't know how a dude that has
Speaker 1: an amazing house and plays piano doesn't get a call back,
Speaker 1: not even doesn't get a call back, but the girl
Speaker 1: just ditches in the middle of the dates. If you
Speaker 1: missed it, Ethan met this girl Marissa at the club.
Speaker 1: He took her back to his place, and I guess
Speaker 1: his place is a very nice house. He actually has
Speaker 1: a piano there, and he started playing the piano for her,
Speaker 1: and then they started like making out on the piano.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a movie. And then she asked for some
Speaker 1: water and he went to the kitchen, and then she
Speaker 1: snuck out and he hasn't talked to her since. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get her on the phone and see we can
Speaker 1: find out why. All right, Ethan, are you ready to go?
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell usbout your fetish now or
Speaker 1: you want to wait until she tells us Imasa? You know,
Speaker 1: we laugh, But I think jubils onto something. I think
Speaker 1: this is something serious that either you don't even realize
Speaker 1: about yourself that would freak other people out. There's got
Speaker 1: to be something for somebody to sneak out a backdoor, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know where she snuck out or if or
Speaker 1: how she snuck out. But I do know that whether
Speaker 1: it's a date or just to hook up again, I
Speaker 1: do need to see her. All right, Well, see we
Speaker 1: can help you out. I'm gonna dollar Phonember right now. Okay, okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just thought of something. Maybe she's
Speaker 1: still in the house, big house, you know, check everywhere
Speaker 1: she got lost, lost in the west wing. Do you
Speaker 1: guys think I should check before I call her. No,
Speaker 1: I'd actually rather call her and then she'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the closet, you know. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know where I am. That'd be more entertaining. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dollar Phonember right now, though. Okay, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi is this Marissa? Yeah? Hey Marissa? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jebel from the radio show Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning's Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um,
Speaker 1: what's this regarding? Well, do you know about the radio show?
Speaker 1: To all? Have you ever heard of it? What's the
Speaker 1: name of year show? Brook and Jewel in the Morning
Speaker 1: and Brook and Hi, Jebil, that's me and it's a
Speaker 1: morning radio show. Okay, okay, I'm guessing you never heard
Speaker 1: of it. That are okay, you answer that question for me?
Speaker 1: Not really? No, Sorry, that's fine. I'm calling you today, Marissa,
Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from somebody
Speaker 1: who does listen to the show. Okay, his name is Ethan.
Speaker 1: Wait he contacted you. Why? Well, because we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update,
Speaker 1: So if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up blowing them off, they can email
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
Speaker 1: And Ethan is confused because he told us about your
Speaker 1: first date and how you guys met up and went
Speaker 1: back to his place, and then he told us that
Speaker 1: you just kind of like skipped out and he hasn't
Speaker 1: been able to get a hold of you. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a bad night for me, really a bad night
Speaker 1: for you. Ethan described it as one of the hottest
Speaker 1: nights ever. Yeah, he told that. That's so embarrassing. Is
Speaker 1: he have a weird fetish? What's his weird fetish? What? No,
Speaker 1: we figured so we just figured that he did something
Speaker 1: pretty serious to make you ditch out leave exit somewhere
Speaker 1: from the house without letting him know. I think anyone
Speaker 1: would have left if they were in my situation. Oh,
Speaker 1: we knew it, So can you tell us what the
Speaker 1: situation was? I feel sort of weird telling you this.
Speaker 1: But it's this massive, like ten bedroom house, right whoa?
Speaker 1: I said it was big, ten bedrooms, that's like a mansion.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we walked in. It's super fancy. I went
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Is one of those like antique toilets
Speaker 1: where you pulled the chain from a bus? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And so I was like, who can afford this? Like,
Speaker 1: what is up with this guy? Does he tell drugs?
Speaker 1: Is he does drugs? I think most people would first
Speaker 1: think it's like some trustful kids, but or drug dealer.
Speaker 1: Five drug dealer with a fancy toilet. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I wasn't even sure. I was like, is he a
Speaker 1: Zuckerberg or his house was obviously very impressive. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was insane. Okay, So I mean that would be a
Speaker 1: positive for most people. Yeah, at that point it was
Speaker 1: a positive. Okay, So when did it become a negative?
Speaker 1: The negative is women were in the kitchen. He was
Speaker 1: making some food and his parents walked in. All right,
Speaker 1: so it's not really his place, No, it's their house. Okay.
Speaker 1: He didn't tell us that so he still lives at home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And like I expected them to be like, who's this girl?
Speaker 1: Ins like what's going on? Yeah, But like they acted
Speaker 1: like totally normal, like they weren't weirded out by me,
Speaker 1: just like being in the kitchen. Well, he is an adult.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you're I mean, I hope
Speaker 1: I didn't ask he's not eighteen, right, No, But like
Speaker 1: they were acting overly friendly, like they knew me, like
Speaker 1: I was already part of the families. They were like
Speaker 1: asking about vacations, offered me some juice, like just like friends,
Speaker 1: are they just super friendly or you're saying I think
Speaker 1: he has girls over all the time. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he has girls over all the time, But like
Speaker 1: they were talking to me, like treating me like I
Speaker 1: was already some long term girlfriend or something. Weird. Yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little strange, but I still don't like, did
Speaker 1: that happen before after the makeout on the piano? It
Speaker 1: was before? Okay, so then you still made out with
Speaker 1: him on the piano? What made you leave? I mean
Speaker 1: I was still buzzed from the club, and like, so
Speaker 1: we went upstairs and I just wanted to get rid
Speaker 1: of some of that weird energy. So I yeah, we
Speaker 1: who still rid a piano? That's a good way to
Speaker 1: get rid of the weird energy. Yeah. But like his
Speaker 1: room was like the room of like a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old boy. There were sports posters everywhere, so it felt
Speaker 1: like you were like hanging out at a teenager's house.
Speaker 1: It was like I was hooking up with a twenty
Speaker 1: seven year old teenager. Yeah, but who hasn't done that?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, if you dated in your twenties,
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old teenagers are very moment but in
Speaker 1: their own parents house. No, No, Like I had to
Speaker 1: sneak through the house always to get out of there,
Speaker 1: like hoping I wouldn't run into him, or like his parents, Like,
Speaker 1: thank god I got out of there. This awkward situation.
Speaker 1: You know what else is awkward? Marissa? Ethan is actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Seriously.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, Ethan, you there him? Marissa, Hi, Hi, hey,
Speaker 1: um hi. You know I'll tell you my parents they
Speaker 1: were happy to meet you. Oh my gosh, why didn't
Speaker 1: you tell her that you live with mom and dad
Speaker 1: before bringing her back to the house, Well, it's still
Speaker 1: my house. I mean, if you send mail to me,
Speaker 1: it goes to my name at that act, Why didn't
Speaker 1: you tell us that it was your parents' house. I
Speaker 1: don't see why that's important, you know, I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I like the piano's mind pretty much pretty much.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was to bring up to you guys,
Speaker 1: because it really even't have anything to do with the
Speaker 1: actual date the date went great, like it wasn't your
Speaker 1: house and the date did not go great? Like, how
Speaker 1: are you still calling it a date? I mean, didn't
Speaker 1: you guys meet at the club and it's more of
Speaker 1: a hook up. No, it was more of a mistake. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh they you know, my parents liked because I don't
Speaker 1: really bring a lot of a lot of women back then.
Speaker 1: Why were your parents acting so weird? They were acting
Speaker 1: like who? Who did they think that I was? To
Speaker 1: be honest, I guess when they were traveling and wondering
Speaker 1: what I was doing, I may have told him that
Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend and they probably thought that you
Speaker 1: were her. Okay, wow, so you're lying to me and
Speaker 1: your parents technically, yes, but don't tell my parents. I
Speaker 1: said that, Yeah, Marissa don't bred him out to his parents.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, like you were lying to both of us,
Speaker 1: like not only me, but also your parents, Like, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, I don't know why you're freaking out right now, Marissa.
Speaker 1: You did not seem to be freaking out on top
Speaker 1: of the piano. I don't know why you're bringing this
Speaker 1: up in front of everyone on the radio, like that
Speaker 1: was between you and me and you and his parents.
Speaker 1: You guys are just as that as he is. Like
Speaker 1: this is extremely childish. Oh yeah, we're childish. I apologize
Speaker 1: for that. We know that, like that is something we own.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you said childish. I'll have you know, Marissa,
Speaker 1: it's not a teenager's bedroom. I've been there since I
Speaker 1: was a child. It is a life room, life room before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been there since I was too and I'm not
Speaker 1: a kid anymore. Okay, all right, don't get too upset, Marissa.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with Ethan?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Well, here's the thing. Wait, wait, wait, Marissa, Look,
Speaker 1: if you're willing to go on another dates, honestly, I
Speaker 1: will talk to my parents about you maybe moving in
Speaker 1: what whoa how is that helping anything? After two dates too.
Speaker 1: I think you need to talk to your parents about
Speaker 1: you moving out of my own home. I don't think.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Marissa? You know, one more day
Speaker 1: with date Ethan and then the possibility of a brand
Speaker 1: new place to live. Yeah, how is he even asking
Speaker 1: me to move in right now? Like? What is going on? No?
Speaker 1: You sure you know what? No, I'm good. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to have any parent roommates. Marissa. Great. If you
Speaker 1: want to keep dating losers live in studio apartments that
Speaker 1: don't do their laundry, then you be my guest. Wow,
Speaker 1: you're right when you put it that way. I really
Speaker 1: have to think about the opportunity of living with you
Speaker 1: and your parents. All right, well, Marissa, thank you very time. Ethan.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no second date, man, I'm never calling you
Speaker 1: guys again. Throw a tantrum, Go to your room. Go
Speaker 1: to your room, Ethan. Broken jewel in the morning,