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Speaker 1: What you've just said is one of the most insanely

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Speaker 1: idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,

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Speaker 1: incoherent response were you even close to anything that could

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Speaker 1: be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is

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Speaker 1: now dumber for having listened to it. I award you

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Speaker 1: no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Speaker 2: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Eramira is

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Speaker 2: in a game of trivia. So go to the jubilshow

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Speaker 2: dot com if you think you've got what it takes

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what question? Where is the enthusiasm? I think you

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Speaker 3: present that way with enthusiasm or like as a powerhouse.

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Speaker 4: You present as a powerhouse and then just like you know,

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Speaker 4: sometimes it just falls a little short.

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Speaker 5: My second question, I thought you're gonna say, like you

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Speaker 5: present as like a question mark.

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Speaker 2: Will if you want to play the question mark, We'll

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Speaker 2: play you were Victoria right after this.

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Speaker 3: It's the Jebel Show. Don't call me stupid.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 5: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

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Speaker 5: I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

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Speaker 4: But you think you're an intellectual, don't you wait?

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Speaker 2: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game

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Speaker 2: of trivia for a fifty dollars Visa gift card. And

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Speaker 2: let's meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria.

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Speaker 3: Jenna. What's up, Jenna? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm great?

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Speaker 3: Great? Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I am?

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Speaker 3: I guess Monday morning?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you already get taken down?

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Speaker 3: Well you're not up?

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Speaker 5: I had anything about that.

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Speaker 3: I was I taken down, but like like she's not

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Speaker 3: like up yet, so she's awake, so she's up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I just thought about it. If I'm ready to

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Speaker 3: get put to sleep? Yeah? How do you feel out tuesdays? Jenna?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You said Monday morning. Do you like Tuesday morning

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Speaker 2: as well? No, I'm not a big morning fan in general?

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Speaker 3: Understood? All right, Well here we go.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and here's

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Speaker 2: how the game's played, Jenna. While she is leaving, you

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Speaker 2: have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria

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Speaker 2: has to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: are you ready? Yes, here we go, Jenna, your time

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Speaker 2: starts now.

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Speaker 4: Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? What Shakespeare play

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Speaker 3: They're so hard? Oh goodness.

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Speaker 4: What country is the largest by land area that is

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Speaker 3: Germany?

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Speaker 4: What US president signed the emancipation premation?

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Speaker 2: Okay, linked God, that'll bring Victoria back into the studio.

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Speaker 2: And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones

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Speaker 2: and stuff, Jenna, here's a question for you. If you

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Speaker 2: came with a warning label, what.

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Speaker 3: Would it say? Ooh, watch out for laugh, watch out

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Speaker 3: for laughs? Okay, yeah, I've been told that I have

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Speaker 3: the laughs? Okay, laugh, Victoria, if you came with a

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Speaker 3: it would you say?

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Speaker 5: Warning may cause harm, may trip on yourself, which may

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Speaker 5: like cause you a trip on yourself, may cause frustration.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's try too.

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Speaker 2: All right, here, we go thirty seconds to answer as

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Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

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Speaker 2: say passed hand. You have to meet Jenna outright to win,

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Speaker 2: and Jenna you can tell Victoria when to go.

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Speaker 4: Okay, who discovered the laws of planetary motion?

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Speaker 4: the scientist you propose the heliocentric model of the solar system? Wro?

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Speaker 3: I know these are Ridiculousiously, these are ridiculous. I don't

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Speaker 4: What country is the largest by land area that is

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm in Try what US president signed the emancipation proflamation?

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Speaker 3: Wait? Wait wait, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: Three wait oh wait, wait wait wait.

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Speaker 3: Say a President Lincoln.

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Speaker 2: That's all I got a right, Send it over to

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Speaker 2: the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

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Speaker 3: Our social media predecer Gabby Victoria got one correct. It's

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Speaker 3: the Lincoln. Dang it, it's a Ti Jenna and that

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Speaker 3: means you win.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, hard Ty goes to you so you beat Victoria

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Speaker 2: and you got a fifty dollars Visa gift card.

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Speaker 3: Thank you? All right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're super hard to pronounce too, so let's see

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Speaker 4: how this goes. Johannes or Johannes Kepler is the one

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Speaker 4: that discovered the laws of planetary motion. Hamlet is the

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Speaker 4: Shakespeare play that features Rosenkranz and Guildenstern. Nicholas Copernicus is

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Speaker 4: solar system. We've heard that why like, why would you

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Speaker 4: know that the country that's the largest by land area

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Speaker 4: president that signed the Emancipation Proclamation is Abraham Link.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, Jenna, thank you very much for playing.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: I have a great day.

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Speaker 2: We play you vers Victoria this same time every single

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Speaker 2: weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all

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Speaker 2: to compete with Victoria.

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Speaker 3: And then you're to say the rest part.

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Speaker 5: They thought you were just going to say where you

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Speaker 3: That's kind of fun.

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Speaker 5: It's kind of like Disneyland.

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