Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circum bet Dad
Speaker 1: actually making bets himself by using a proxy, and I
Speaker 1: became consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry
Speaker 1: and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Oh surprised
Speaker 1: answer the phone and Larry, dam I know that on
Speaker 1: the show was bad, but I won from the bookie again,
Speaker 1: I mean just getting eave here. Wait, you didn't win anything?
Speaker 1: I want? Six for six and three teen teams was
Speaker 1: Bill St Seahawks, St. Seahawks, Giants, Seahawks, Giants, Raiders. Wait, wait, Niners, Raiders,
Speaker 1: forty Niners, Bills, Forts, Bill Saints. You have none of
Speaker 1: that documented with us? Where you were? I went over
Speaker 1: seven on you guys, Larry, but but I Chris everyone
Speaker 1: up in three teens and every one of them one. Damn?
Speaker 1: Did you let did you let Ray know that you
Speaker 1: did these teasers? And the now? Now? Now, why not
Speaker 1: my bookie know? Well, I'm not gonna call Sunday morning
Speaker 1: after I put my picks in. And why because said
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, Bad Larry, you're down thirty two units. I
Speaker 1: understand that last week, thank god, for j m you
Speaker 1: you you lost seventeen units. Correct, I'm down. I'm down
Speaker 1: thirty two units for the year. I mean shake. She goes, wait,
Speaker 1: why do they call him Bad Larry? And he thinks
Speaker 1: it's because you don't know how to gamble? Your bookie
Speaker 1: loves you like a brother. Y. Okay, So this is
Speaker 1: how it stands going into week four. Dylan plus thirteen units.
Speaker 1: You lost three units last week. Bad Larry is down
Speaker 1: thirty two units. He lost looks great those two laughing,
Speaker 1: Yes they are, We're all laughing. Um shay. Uh minus
Speaker 1: two units. He lost two units last week, NFL baby,
Speaker 1: And I know that's your problem, that's your kryptonite. Uh.
Speaker 1: Do we even recap what happened here? I mean, do
Speaker 1: you guys want to recount? I mean Bad Larry. Larry
Speaker 1: wants to. I'm good with whatever you guys want to do.
Speaker 1: Bad Bad Larry. Uh. He won j m U plus
Speaker 1: seven versus app states from Larry, You're welcome, and that
Speaker 1: was a gift. Shade gave that to un I went first.
Speaker 1: I went first from me. But that's okay. I steal
Speaker 1: anything from Bad Larry. Accountability like the first Like you
Speaker 1: know you have a problem when you realize you have
Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, and your problem is you always defer,
Speaker 1: You're always blaming. Stop take ownership idea. I've lost seven
Speaker 1: seven everyone who by under a field goal, I think
Speaker 1: because obviously the teams has covered. Man, this is some
Speaker 1: d gens. This is this is sad you. One of
Speaker 1: my boys in town, Pump says he doesn't care about
Speaker 1: what I do. He feels bad for the little kid
Speaker 1: in Iowa betting his you know, allowance. Funny on my pick.
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad for him. He's living in the
Speaker 1: house he bought his mom with from last year's That
Speaker 1: must be a relatively small house. Yeah, that might be
Speaker 1: an apartment. I have to say, Larry, this your sheet
Speaker 1: from last week is just a lot of red right
Speaker 1: in front of me right now. It's bloodshed. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: absolute bloodshed. I see you at four. Okay, alright, we
Speaker 1: have faith, buddy. All right? Are we ready to turn
Speaker 1: her attention to this week? Yes? All right, Dylan, since
Speaker 1: you're eating right now, you're the model citizen, got honors,
Speaker 1: all right, started with college? Sure? Sure? Um, alright, So
Speaker 1: I'm going Georgia and missoo under fifty four Georgia. Also
Speaker 1: Georgia last week against Kent State that was they actually
Speaker 1: could have lost that game to I believe I had
Speaker 1: them by forty five points so year. Yeah, good call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually my my big dog parlay two at three
Speaker 1: legs hit. Georgia screwed me, same old story. Alright, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pit minus twenty one against Georgia Tech because Georgia
Speaker 1: techs fucking mess right now? So why not capitalize? Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Per Due plus twelve and a half first, Minnesota a
Speaker 1: little half point. There was plus twelve before um and
Speaker 1: then I was State minus three against Kansas. I think
Speaker 1: it's over for Kansas. This cannot continue. They do run
Speaker 1: the football they yeah. Okay, So Shay, I'll go to
Speaker 1: you since you're in second place. We'll start with college football,
Speaker 1: which seems to be your wheelhouse. It is, but I
Speaker 1: got a bigger card than normal here, which scares the
Speaker 1: piss out of me. Right, the more bets that make
Speaker 1: the worst it gets sometimes Iowa State minus three. I'm
Speaker 1: with Dylan Area. The U T s A m T
Speaker 1: s U over sixty two. Both these teams can score Baylor.
Speaker 1: I had Baylor laying one and a half. It's now
Speaker 1: two and a half. Yeah, well that's a line movement
Speaker 1: in my favorite. But I'm gonna get cornhole here. I
Speaker 1: still like Baylor minus two and a half. I'll take
Speaker 1: it per due. I had him at plus twelve and
Speaker 1: a half versus Minnesota like Dylan, but now it's what
Speaker 1: twelve and a half, So it's moved up. I had
Speaker 1: an eleven and a half the other day. That's not
Speaker 1: a good sign. Great great, Wait, so you look at
Speaker 1: it differently. When the line doesn't go what I would
Speaker 1: think be your way, you look at it is it's
Speaker 1: going your way because more people believe what you're believing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now more money is coming on Minnesota if they're
Speaker 1: going from eleven and a half to Okay, so that
Speaker 1: one's different than the Baylor minus two and a half.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing Baylor I had minus one and
Speaker 1: a half, and now more moneys come on them, Okay, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. One. Then Liberty minus three. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep riding you Freeze in August and September. He's
Speaker 1: incredible against the spread. This is an in state rivalry.
Speaker 1: I like Liberty here, and then Wisconsin is heavy minus
Speaker 1: seven against Illinois. I don't know how you know. I
Speaker 1: might be stupid, but I don't know how Illinois covers
Speaker 1: the spread because the way their offense is set up
Speaker 1: is exactly the way Wisconsin's defense is set up to stop.
Speaker 1: It's not Scottie should cover this number. Easy. Wait what
Speaker 1: you're breaking down? Film here the first intelligent rationale for that.
Speaker 1: It's so far in this economy. I got free time,
Speaker 1: so I'm paying attention, and I think public is fairly
Speaker 1: heavy on Illinois plus seven. Now we're talking. That makes
Speaker 1: me feel even better. Okay, and now that brings us Okay, boys,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it every team teasers. Okay, well wait,
Speaker 1: well you're reaching. We're just doing college football right now.
Speaker 1: I'll just college right now. Okay. I only had two
Speaker 1: games one unities and um say, I totally agree with
Speaker 1: you on Wisconsin. But I sent these picks in last night.
Speaker 1: Give Illinois. He's not copying your but why would he
Speaker 1: copy your picks? Larry? I don't know. I got Wisconsin
Speaker 1: minus seven against Illinois either one unit bets and JM,
Speaker 1: you over fifty against Texas States. J M. You can
Speaker 1: I add something to the record. I Ry can you
Speaker 1: had Illinois plus seven for me, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. Oh so you're going just because
Speaker 1: Larry took Wisconsin, You're going to Illinarry did. It's a game.
Speaker 1: It's a numbers game too. If two or the three
Speaker 1: of us are probably wrong, damn it. You want to
Speaker 1: change your Okay, all right, let's go to the NFL.
Speaker 1: And since Dylan is leading everybody, Dylan, you get to start, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: by the way, Bad Larry is two and fourteen on
Speaker 1: the NFL to do hard. Yeah, yeah, but he want
Speaker 1: all those teasers with his book. Can you even show
Speaker 1: your face in your hometown, bad Larry? Um? Yeah, they
Speaker 1: they they're busting my balls a little bit of raised,
Speaker 1: but no big deal. Okay, because I'm hearing from some
Speaker 1: of your friends saying, hey, it's great to hear Larry
Speaker 1: squirm trying to come up with excuses. Now you know
Speaker 1: what we've endured for the last forty years. Just letting
Speaker 1: you know. Don't don't think Jack didn't call me and
Speaker 1: tell me he sent you that. Okay, you're right, Jack,
Speaker 1: You're okay. I'm just telling you. I'm hearing from your people.
Speaker 1: Who are they turned on you? I got a call
Speaker 1: from Portugal from Jim Kelly, buddy of ours from Providence, say,
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear your back on the on the show.
Speaker 1: But holy mac on, what's going on? Wait, he's in
Speaker 1: port Goal listening to this. Yeah, he probably paid thirty
Speaker 1: bucks to call you to shoot on you. Okay, all right, Dylan,
Speaker 1: you go with the NFL. Um all right, So tonight
Speaker 1: this line is weird. But I'm taking the Dolphins plus
Speaker 1: three and a half against the Bengals. Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to anti trap it. I like the Bengals minus four.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, this seems like a sucker bet,
Speaker 1: so I reverted back to the Dolphins. Stick with the
Speaker 1: better team for right now. Um knowing Raiders Broncos over
Speaker 1: forty five and a half, simply because this looks like
Speaker 1: it should be a three to two game. This is
Speaker 1: this is this Russell World, Russell Wilson new subway commercial ship.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about the subway. Let's right, let's actually now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sticking with it over under forty five and a half.
Speaker 1: Raiders Broncos. Okay, what else? Chiefs minus one against the Bucks.
Speaker 1: I'm basically just gonna fade the Bucks until Tom Brady
Speaker 1: gets his house in order. I think because he seems
Speaker 1: to be distracted. Everybody loves Kansas City. That's the shim. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get this line. What's
Speaker 1: I don't either. I'm gonna roll with it though, all right,
Speaker 1: what else? Um Titans plus three against the Colts. Colts
Speaker 1: coming off to win against the Chiefs, I still think
Speaker 1: they kind of suckum and the Titans are just do
Speaker 1: for big Derrick Henry game. Okay, and then I haven't
Speaker 1: got to have a parlor. I have to. So I
Speaker 1: skipped college mainly because there's only one team that was
Speaker 1: more than thirty point favorite this week, So obviously I
Speaker 1: don't want to throw off the algorithm. Okay. Um Saints
Speaker 1: money line, Commanders money line both slight underdogs who commanders? Sorry, Shay,
Speaker 1: I have to It's not personal, it's all business. I
Speaker 1: think the Cowboys are due for a loss to the
Speaker 1: Cooper era might be ending this Weekend Life, that's what
Speaker 1: you think. I think it peaked that met Life and
Speaker 1: now the big bad Carson Wentz is gonna restroll in
Speaker 1: decent damage. Gingers going against each other, but it's a
Speaker 1: recipe for that happened NFL history, hopefully never again. The
Speaker 1: unicorn Shay and Irving. By the way, Ray, do you
Speaker 1: know how to spells shay? Yeah, it's like the butter
Speaker 1: right or screw it up? Every once in a while,
Speaker 1: you spelled it s h a E. I even told
Speaker 1: her I had to spell it at the top of
Speaker 1: the sheet though I spelt it right. It's true your
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not the best speller. Dyslexic. Did you spelt it?
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? I spelt it, so you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't spell spelt it right? Okay, okay, say here
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, it's time to come back. I'm do
Speaker 1: damn it, I do. In the end, I got the
Speaker 1: fighting Mariotta's plus one and a half against the Browns.
Speaker 1: I got the Chiefs lane, the one against Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't get it this this game
Speaker 1: should be MINEUS four or five. And I don't understand
Speaker 1: how Tom Brady can do anything. I don't get it.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. After the chicken plants, he just
Speaker 1: looked awful. When did you get cheek in playing? You
Speaker 1: didn't see that press conference? We said at five ship
Speaker 1: going on his cheek his cheekbones have gone up two
Speaker 1: inches on his face. Wait, you think that's what he's
Speaker 1: got going on? Absolutely, That's why it takes ones. He's
Speaker 1: off because he has to go do he has to
Speaker 1: go do the follow up exactly, and he's still gonna
Speaker 1: play football. It just looked like Joan Rivers. I thought
Speaker 1: he had Maritle. You know he's got that. That's the
Speaker 1: root of the plastic. That's why he wants to improve
Speaker 1: himself because it's so bad at home. He wants to
Speaker 1: look better and feel better because he's not. Probably you know,
Speaker 1: he doesn't sleep in the same room with his wife, Danny.
Speaker 1: He sleeps in the bio, or he sleeps in that
Speaker 1: chamber the weird with like a glass of alkanin free
Speaker 1: water or some ship like that, without his supermodel wife.
Speaker 1: But if it could make you look like Tom looks whatever,
Speaker 1: it would never want to look like Tom Brady. Now
Speaker 1: he's just trying too hard. Not never. Yeah, he's a weirdo, Danny.
Speaker 1: And that brings us to add Larry, Wait, are you
Speaker 1: done yet? That's it? Two best in the NFL. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to death. We're gonna be sweating that one
Speaker 1: out of feeling all right. Okay, bad Larry, this is
Speaker 1: when the comeback starts. Thank you, Dan. Um. I'm taking
Speaker 1: the Bengals tonight minus three Bengals. I'm taking Cincinnati three
Speaker 1: and a half. I'm not solding the Dolphins yet, okay,
Speaker 1: Um they put up some points and then I'm taking
Speaker 1: the Raiders minus or two against the Bronco it's two
Speaker 1: and a half. They're straight bets for two units. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's two and a half. Three three team teasers for
Speaker 1: three unit teams. So you're giving us the teasers this
Speaker 1: time around instead of on Sunday. Is anybody checking the
Speaker 1: spreads on these teasers? How many point teasers are? They
Speaker 1: were checking the odds because I don't three and ten three?
Speaker 1: These are three unit, three team teasers that correct, Larry correct,
Speaker 1: and then these won't be the only ones I bet.
Speaker 1: But these are the ones I'm putting in now with
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah. But but but you could give those
Speaker 1: check of one by the Larry. Larry, you can give
Speaker 1: the picks to look to Ray and I can attach
Speaker 1: this to your your record here. No, no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We said it has to be on the show we did. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: If you want to have something prior to the game,
Speaker 1: you can send it to Ray. Hold On, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, who's checking? But I don't like it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's checking the evidence? I don't want to if Larry
Speaker 1: text Ray. If Larry text Ray, who gets to see
Speaker 1: it besides Ray? I trust Ray, a right, trust? I
Speaker 1: do ye know? What if what if it comes attached
Speaker 1: with like a hundred dollar venmo from Ry, don't tell
Speaker 1: any Larry ain't. I certainly don't have venmo. Okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: give me. I will never do that. Dan, Now, okay,
Speaker 1: give me your three team teasers for three units apiece
Speaker 1: right over Bangles thirty seven under the Giants fifty and
Speaker 1: the Jags plus sixteen and a half a Packers minus
Speaker 1: one minus. It's a half point. I got a half
Speaker 1: point according to DraftKings. Okay, not that I can help.
Speaker 1: That actually helps Ackers minus a half over the Bills
Speaker 1: at forty one and a half and the Cowboys plus
Speaker 1: seven and a half. What's seven Cowboys get seven? Yeah?
Speaker 1: See that one hurts. Okay, that's fine. The third one
Speaker 1: is the Vikings plus seven and a half. I have
Speaker 1: the I have the Chiefs plus eight. Wait, wait, I'm
Speaker 1: giving you. Listen, when I give you something, it's biking.
Speaker 1: You're giving nine. I'm giving you seven. Chiefs are getting
Speaker 1: nine for you. I heard that already when you the
Speaker 1: game was won someone else. And then I had the
Speaker 1: Rams plus twelve and a half. It's eleven and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: eleven half five. I just gave you something and then
Speaker 1: I took one away. It's eleven and a half. It's
Speaker 1: eleven and a half. It's it's the Rams plus eleven
Speaker 1: and a half. Okay. Why is this a damn tappy pole?
Speaker 1: Every fucking week with you? Why I send my picks?
Speaker 1: And I knew you gave the chief change the chief line.
Speaker 1: You changed it to one. They've already talked about a
Speaker 1: saying dyllan, So I knew what I was getting that nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you didn't say, hey, that's great, I'm getting nine.
Speaker 1: It's like I get eleven and a half of the ring.
Speaker 1: Good with him? Damn plus eleven plus nine and a
Speaker 1: half and plus nine your la your due. I thought
Speaker 1: I would do last week. Minor setback happened to major comebacks.
Speaker 1: But you know bad Larry Of known him over twenty
Speaker 1: years and and he usually ends up on the right side.
Speaker 1: But minus thirty two units, you lost seventeen units last week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so that's a tough week there on the show.
Speaker 1: Now that's two. That's a couple of bad weeks there. Uh,
Speaker 1: not of heart. Okay, that under on the Cowboys attends
Speaker 1: not looking all that good anymore. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: so at all. I think how about the Dolphins over
Speaker 1: eight though, that's a lock, that's that's locked in period.
Speaker 1: I think they beat the Bengals too. They're all three
Speaker 1: unit regular season wins. They'll get me out of the whole.
Speaker 1: I'm not even concerned anymore. Damn, that's I got. By
Speaker 1: the way, Scotty is heavy for me. Just so y'all know.
Speaker 1: It's two unit bit okay, and I'm gonna do two
Speaker 1: units on Illinois unbelievable respect. We're in agreement on a
Speaker 1: lot of other stuff. So you know, I got a zag.
Speaker 1: That's what scares me, because you're due for a loss.
Speaker 1: You're up way too. I lost last week. I should
Speaker 1: lose more. I will um. Also, I've totally forgot because
Speaker 1: they didn't lose. They pushed on the under last week.
Speaker 1: So giants and there's two oh and one. I'm going
Speaker 1: to add that, so giants under thirty nine and after
Speaker 1: this week. Jeez, wow, record, Yes, that's on the records
Speaker 1: on the show. It's on the record. We record this,
Speaker 1: Larry and and Ray is picture day. Ray is writing
Speaker 1: these things down. It's giants bears too. If that doesn't
Speaker 1: smell sucking awful game. By the way, what does we
Speaker 1: called Ray? Maybe a cheaper water down version of Jared Golf?
Speaker 1: And his dad heard about this and he said, yes,
Speaker 1: one or no. I want to know if you look
Speaker 1: like Jared Goff being Alliance fan first of all, Jared
Speaker 1: Golf playing well. Second of all, my dad's really concerned
Speaker 1: about the rumors swirling around the office, is like, whoa,
Speaker 1: what are those rumors that they're talking about. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, dad, but he's a big fan of
Speaker 1: Jared Goffs girlfriend as well, so it's happy for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll bring a girl home one day. That one
Speaker 1: don't your breath? Yeah? Yeah, no need to hurry. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're what twenty four years old? Ye? Get married? Is
Speaker 1: there any young ladies listening to the ones that aren't enough?
Speaker 1: If you want to bring home. Yeah, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: bring them home? All right, So we're ready to go
Speaker 1: into battle. I can't wait for next week about them cowboy?
Speaker 1: About okay? This week, Hey, Larry, I'm gonna be thinking
Speaker 1: about you, and I hope you do. I hope you do, Okay,
Speaker 1: because I know that this is the most important thing
Speaker 1: in your life right now. Then we'll do this. I'm
Speaker 1: going on once right now at Raise, and then we'll
Speaker 1: start figuring out what we're gonna bet tonight. Okay, I
Speaker 1: do I have one question, Larry. When is the last
Speaker 1: time you ate at a different establishment? Oh? Wait? Is
Speaker 1: Vix had dinner? Vix last night? Another restaurant Bradley for zero?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe McDonald's coming back from Atlantic City. All right,
Speaker 1: i'll give you that if I'm if I'm in town,
Speaker 1: I'm eating at Raise when damn a little little side bar.
Speaker 1: I got John Heney with me right now, so he'll
Speaker 1: be a raised with me? Is he as? No? No? No,
Speaker 1: John Heine does not. If I new Larry Effort wouldn't
Speaker 1: gamble either. It's poster mass. This is what it's like.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you that. Tell Heiner I settle bad Larin
Speaker 1: we'll we'll talk to you next week. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: one more item here. Nobody else has say anything. Shay.
Speaker 1: The podcast coming up this week is when when do
Speaker 1: you start the new podcast Shay and Irving? Like each episode,
Speaker 1: I usually let it release on Thursdays after this one. Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: Is anything that you know the kids can look forward to,
Speaker 1: like a tease? More nominations for dgen of the Year.
Speaker 1: We got a baseball player and we got a dictator
Speaker 1: in Russia up, so I mean we got We've got
Speaker 1: some big things going on right now once again the
Speaker 1: Degenerate of the Year, and there will there be an
Speaker 1: award show. Yeah, there's a big a work show. We
Speaker 1: usually reach out to their context. I mean, Brett Farve is,
Speaker 1: Brett Farber is up there right now. But you know,
Speaker 1: we reach out to them and see if they're able
Speaker 1: to pick up the trophy. But usually we don't hear back. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the Digion of the Year and it's only available
Speaker 1: on shayon Irving's podcast, And that's the title of it.
Speaker 1: Shaon her podcast wherever podcasts are sold, or Bob shaon
Speaker 1: her that's it. Talk to you next week.