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Speaker 1: I've had many really bad days where I've woken up

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Speaker 1: Morning Show? I'm in a good mood today. How about you, guys,

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Speaker 1: rain mood? You huffed up on cold minn. This is

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Speaker 1: mister calling my have. If anyone gives me hell for

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Speaker 1: eating animal crackers, I'll cut a bad Hey, guys, mighty shy,

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Speaker 1: I have a vagina. Michelle was going on the show.

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Speaker 1: Has never felt more perfect, more well rounded. Gandha, You're amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's great, It's great. I love that. Just the best

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Hey, looking back, remember during June

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Speaker 1: Pride Month here in New York, everywhere you walked you

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Speaker 1: saw rainbow everywhere. Everyone's putting rainbow in their storefronts. Everyone's

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Speaker 1: had rainbow flags. And now here it is October breastcancer

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Speaker 1: Awareness month. I saw a city painted in pink yesterday.

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Speaker 1: No you too. It was so cool. Everything is pink

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Speaker 1: and everything I love like a lot of the proceeds

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Speaker 1: are going to help the cause. It's not just hey,

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Speaker 1: here's something pink, give me money. It's everything's going to hell.

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Speaker 1: It's great. And how was your appearance at Hackensack? It

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Speaker 1: was so awesome everyone, what you did. I went to

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Speaker 1: Hackensack University Medical Center in Hackensack, New Jersey, and they

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Speaker 1: kicked off breastcancer awareness. They were signing people up for mammograms.

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Speaker 1: We had all these auctions of all these little pink

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Speaker 1: baskets and they were pink cupcakes, and we took pictures.

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Speaker 1: It was just there was a pink car outside. The

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Speaker 1: firefighters were dressed in pink. Right. It was so cool.

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Speaker 1: It was just raising awareness how important it is. An

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Speaker 1: we have to talk about Beyonce's dad. Beyonce's dad hascancer cancer.

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Speaker 1: So it doesn't just affect women, it affects men too.

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Speaker 1: Let's hop into that later. Yeah, And speaking of pink,

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Speaker 1: pink is everywhere. It's not only painted, it's also a nature.

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Speaker 1: A little kitten wall bybe a little pink nose that

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Speaker 1: gets celebrating, celebrating the fact that we were moving forward

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Speaker 1: in the world of breast cancer. But we still have

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Speaker 1: a long way to go. Hey, good morning, gandhi morning.

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Speaker 1: Of course you heard Danielle, and there's Froggy. Good morning

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Speaker 1: producer sam My name, straight name. Did they take your

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Speaker 1: your bovine valve out of your heartstory? No, they took

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Speaker 1: the heart monitor out, So nobody's tracking me anymore. No

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Speaker 1: one knows where you are right Our first caller of

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Speaker 1: the day is is this Chanel. Hi, Good morning, Eel,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Wednesday. You want one of you so badly.

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Speaker 1: She's not a purse. She's not a purse a person,

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Speaker 1: she's a purse. Hey, Chanel, what's on your mind today? Um? Elvis,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I started reading your book

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Speaker 1: well listening, because this is my first time using audible

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Speaker 1: good And first of all, I am a dick did

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Speaker 1: to the book. I've been on all of my breaks.

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Speaker 1: I'm a teacher, so all my prep breaks, I'm like

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Speaker 1: listening while i'm doing worth and I just love being

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Speaker 1: able to hear you tell your story. It's really really amazing,

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Speaker 1: and I'm I'm hearing things I had no idea about,

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Speaker 1: so that some of those things are curling your hair problems.

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Speaker 1: And this what's great about audible is you can hear

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Speaker 1: great books, and you can hear people's stories and hear

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Speaker 1: them tell them, and I love the facts. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to Ushanelle and now you're the first caller of the day.

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Speaker 1: I love that too. Thank you guys so much, and

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Speaker 1: congratulations on your wedding. And I've been crying for a week.

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Speaker 1: I'm so upset about Greg t. Yeah, we're all crying.

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Speaker 1: The great Tea will be one door down. You know what,

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Speaker 1: he's actually going to be closer to a studio now

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Speaker 1: than he is in his office. I kid, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's not going to well, I shout out. It's good.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send you an Elvis Duran Morning Show shirt

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Speaker 1: right now. If you want us to ruin it, we'll

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Speaker 1: ruin it. It's no problem if you've got to ruin it,

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Speaker 1: and Gregg's got to ruin it, all right, all right, okay,

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Speaker 1: stop your crank now. Thanks for let's see to us

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Speaker 1: to being the first caller of the day. It is Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: October second, spending my head, ride around, ride down, when

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Speaker 1: when you go down, when you go down, now, right around,

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Speaker 1: money ain't a little beautiful to be down? It's going down.

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Speaker 1: little beautiful to be It's going down. They mustn't want

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Speaker 1: Don't my blood taking my fans, My Benjamin Frank the last,

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Speaker 1: making the dance and get dirty, y'all like this part

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Speaker 1: of mine. We building custles that's made out of She's

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Speaker 1: a bad buy your blades out of an engaging girl.

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Speaker 1: Want you more? A little down flick time they get

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Speaker 1: paid and someone wage that body. But I'm gonna cost up.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the days that column is waving me like that. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't you want to show like a done out

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Speaker 1: gonna spin right round going down, lea down around, fround down.

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Speaker 1: When you're going down, I want to go. She gotta

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Speaker 1: me doing my money. Ain't nothing mutable to me. It's

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Speaker 1: I'm spending my money. I'm looking somebody helped me. She

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Speaker 1: taking my bank. Well, I'm thinking then, and I'm wearing

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Speaker 1: the crown by many bottles. I any bottle, but today

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Speaker 1: down you don't flow right up? And you know who

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Speaker 1: that is singing? Background? Hearing hear her, you hear the

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Speaker 1: It is only Wednesday. It feels like you should be

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Speaker 1: a Friday, you know, We're having this weird a heat

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Speaker 1: wave here in New York City. It's gonna be ninety

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Speaker 1: degrees and then tomorrow's high. Get this, froggy, Tomorrow's high

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Speaker 1: is gonna be sixty two. The strangest thing. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: I want to take out my sweatshirts, my Halloween sweatshirts. Well,

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Speaker 1: don't do it till tomorrow. Around the room. We'll start

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Speaker 1: with you, Danielle. What's on your mind today? So yesterday

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Speaker 1: I found a product that I wanted to tell you about.

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Speaker 1: God another reason to spend money. Yeah, So Dove actually

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Speaker 1: sent us a bunch of like, you know, hairsprays and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, what is this restyling milk. It's a

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Speaker 1: care between washes. So they have like dry shampoo and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. But this stuff, if you're going to

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Speaker 1: restyle your hair, you spray it in your hand and

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Speaker 1: you squish it through your hair. You have something here. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I took it. I need it. It works so well.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that last night I got to restyle

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Speaker 1: my hair the way that it's called restyling milk. Care

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Speaker 1: between washes from Dove. So it's really cool stuff. They

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Speaker 1: did not pay for this, Thank you, Froggy much up

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Speaker 1: with you? So this is not an ad. This is

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Speaker 1: something that I asked. What doing I know you're making

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Speaker 1: money on the side. I'm telling you it's not. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give you something that's amazingly delicious. What we gotta

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Speaker 1: get new new lays poppables chips. They're like little waffle

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Speaker 1: little like they're like little puffs, but they're potato chips

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Speaker 1: all might and they come in like white cheddar, sea salt, honey,

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Speaker 1: barbecue salt and vinegar. Oh, I can eat a whole

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Speaker 1: bag in Where do you see these? That you guys

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Speaker 1: see all the new stuff they're in the grocery store

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Speaker 1: is discovered and mustard. Okay, they're called laissop good before

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Speaker 1: great te escapes. He should go to the store and

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Speaker 1: some lace pop. I want to see salt please? What's

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Speaker 1: up with you? Gandhi? I want to talk about something

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Speaker 1: that's been going on a lot lately. It's driving me crazy,

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Speaker 1: and that is theft of intellectual property. First, I have

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Speaker 1: to admit I did it to Danielle yesterday. We were

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Speaker 1: talking about some jokes for something, and then I totally

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Speaker 1: stole her joke and she doesn't think that I did,

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Speaker 1: but I did. And second, if you see somebody's picture

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Speaker 1: online that they're using that they took and then you

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Speaker 1: take it and repost it, give them credit. Diamond out

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Speaker 1: in the hallway, she stole someone's picture of your book

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Speaker 1: signing yesterday. It didn't give them any credit for it.

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Speaker 1: It was her own. She looks like she doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: You can't do that. You can't steal thoughts. You can't

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Speaker 1: play DRIs. You can't steal people away. Who's picture? Did

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Speaker 1: Diamond steal Salvinnie's picture? Don't steal Vennie's picture? About giving

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Speaker 1: him crazy? He didn't credit him, and then he saw

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Speaker 1: it and was like, hey, now I don't blame her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's rude. Don't steal people's stuff. Just give them the credit.

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Speaker 1: It's not that hard. I agree. I agree. Let's get

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Speaker 1: into your horoscope. You're ready to go, Producer Sam, all right, hard,

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Speaker 1: let me turn your microphone on you. I'm doing with me, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure of course you do. See Capricorn. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: if it's your birthday, you sell it with Kelly. You

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Speaker 1: share it with Kelly rip up, Yeah, I love you Kelly,

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Speaker 1: and you share it your birthday with staing or, as

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Speaker 1: I like to call him, stain to the indeed anyway, Capricorn,

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Speaker 1: try to keep your home organized. A cluttered living space

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Speaker 1: can lead to a cluttered mind, Capricorn. Your days in

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Speaker 1: eight Aquarius, don't be afraid of spontaneity. The best adventures

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Speaker 1: can come out of nowhere. Your days of nine pieces,

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Speaker 1: nothing's too far out of reach, so remember that you

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Speaker 1: can accomplish anything you put your mind to. Pieces. Your

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Speaker 1: days a ten, Yeah, Harry is your point of view

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Speaker 1: is your own. Don't assume that someone is wrong just

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Speaker 1: because they don't agree with you. Your days in eight, Hey, Taurus,

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Speaker 1: you have lots of goals that you want to accomplish.

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Speaker 1: Get it done, get or done. Don't let anyone or

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Speaker 1: anything drain your energy, Taurus. Your day's at ten Deemini.

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Speaker 1: You may have been feeling overwhelmed lately. Try going for

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Speaker 1: a walk or talking with an old friend to clear

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Speaker 1: your mind. Your days of nine Hey, Cancer, leaning on

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Speaker 1: others is a time. Leaning on others in a time

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Speaker 1: of need is not a sign of weakness. You gotta

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Speaker 1: ask for help guys cancer. Sometimes collaboration can speed a

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Speaker 1: project along and get with it. Your days and eight,

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Speaker 1: Hey Leo, don't walk through life blindly. Pay attention to

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Speaker 1: the world around you. Your days of seven, Hey, Virgo,

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Speaker 1: there's something important to learn from everyone in your life,

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Speaker 1: positive and negative. Remember that before you cut someone off, Virgo.

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Speaker 1: Your days of nine, Libra, don't feel guilty for avoiding confrontation.

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Speaker 1: Only put yourself in situations that you are purely comfortable with.

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Speaker 1: Your days and eight, Hey Scorpio, enough is enough, Scorpio,

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Speaker 1: take control of your actions and responsibility for the consequences.

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven and Sagittarius. Be patient. Progress takes

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Speaker 1: time and is worth the weight. Your day is a ten,

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Speaker 1: People listen to that still. I guess it's a box set.

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Speaker 1: that he was going to even show up because it

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Speaker 1: was after their regular service, right, and he brought his

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Speaker 1: own pastor and they moved like the you know, the

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Speaker 1: thing in the front where everybody preaches from. They moved

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Speaker 1: that out of the way and people were not happy.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of people got up and walked. Well,

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Speaker 1: there you go. There's your lead story. We got more

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Speaker 1: with Danielle coming up after a conversation with Chris. Hi, Chris,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Hey, guys, how are you this morning?

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Speaker 1: We're doing all right? So you have a request for

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Speaker 1: great teas last week? What should we do? Two? Actually one,

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Speaker 1: can he do the horoscopes with preacer Sam? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's easy to do. Not a lot of damage possible there,

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Speaker 1: so that could be possible. And then number two, can

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Speaker 1: we hear chicken fried? Because that was sort of cut

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Speaker 1: off during his little unee while you were going out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much of that Wait, wait, what's

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Speaker 1: chicken fry? That? Right? I would say he's saying a

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Speaker 1: lot With Matt button that you have installed in the studio,

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Speaker 1: he pushed the Mattloer button, so no one could break

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Speaker 1: in while he was doing chicken Fried. Yea, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: We gotta have that disconnected. All right. Well, Chris Duly noted,

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear the chicken fried thing. He was singing

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Speaker 1: along to Zach Brown Band his favorite song, Chicken Fried.

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Speaker 1: And well no, but but Chris, it sounds like it

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Speaker 1: was halfway entertaining at least, So maybe we should let

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Speaker 1: him halflete book before everybody broke back in. All right,

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Speaker 1: Chris Duley noted, as I said, and thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to us. Thank you very much. Thank you, guys,

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Speaker 1: gonna miss you very well. We have a list of

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Speaker 1: why we're not gonna miss you. Yeah, but he has

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Speaker 1: his list of why he's not missing us to thank you, Chris.

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Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, let's go back. What do you have?

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Speaker 1: All right? So this is pretty interesting. Gigi Hadid was

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Speaker 1: on the runway in Paris for fashion Week and a

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Speaker 1: comedian got up on stage and pretended she was one

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Speaker 1: of the models. The video I'm sorry, this is argal.

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Speaker 1: This woman she gets up with say, she puts her

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Speaker 1: hands on her hip and she's like she sat shanting

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Speaker 1: up and down and At first, security just thought she

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Speaker 1: was part of it. They didn't think she was a

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Speaker 1: game crasher, so Gigi had had to get her help

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Speaker 1: get her off the stage. It was very very wearing

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Speaker 1: she fitted. Yeah, what she had on a really cute

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Speaker 1: hat and like this Gingham outfit with a black little

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Speaker 1: tank top underneath. Sir, she looks cute. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let her walk an outrage for the fashion community is

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Speaker 1: so funny that when I cannot believe somebody would jeopardize

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Speaker 1: years of work and stitching and everything that we have

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Speaker 1: put together with this, I'm like, that's hilarious. It was

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Speaker 1: very funny. But later on Product Blue Cerulian. Later on

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Speaker 1: in the day, Justin Timberlake got tackled on the Red carpet.

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Speaker 1: This prankster, he's always pranking people. He breaks into the

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Speaker 1: red carpet events and he tries to lick their feet. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: he grabbed Timberlake's leg and was holding onto it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you see Justin and his wife Jessica Beale after

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Speaker 1: the incident, they're like laughing it off and thinking it

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Speaker 1: was funny. So they were okay, thank goodness. So Lady

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Speaker 1: Ganga says she's naming her next album Adele, but we're

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Speaker 1: not sure if it's a joke. I think it might

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Speaker 1: be a joke. I don't think so. I think it's

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Speaker 1: Gaga music, but I don't know. TMZ is reporting that

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Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner dumped Travis Scott. Oh now they're claiming they're

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Speaker 1: taking a break. Looks like that they're going to find

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Speaker 1: a way to co parents Stormy, who was there a

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Speaker 1: little one, but Stormy was Kylie's plus one at the

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Speaker 1: Bieber wedding. She didn't bring Travis, she brought Stormy instead.

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Speaker 1: We all know October is breastcancer Awareness month, just so

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Speaker 1: you know, it's not just for women. Men can get

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Speaker 1: breastcancer as well. It's rarer obviously, but Beyonce's dad was

487
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Speaker 1: diagnosed with breastcancer recently, so it really is important to

488
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Speaker 1: get checked everybody. Ionline is saying that Bieber's wedding costs

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Speaker 1: more than five hundred thousand dollars, including about one hundred

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Speaker 1: and forty thousand dollars for the hotel, one hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars for the wedding planner. And let's just

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Speaker 1: not talk about Elvis's wedding. Oh, I want to know.

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Speaker 1: Did you release the details of how M's yours call? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you should give it to TMZ. You're still counting it up.

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Speaker 1: And this is from a couple of days ago, but

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, if you haven't seen this, so Chrissy

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Speaker 1: Taken shared a video of one year old Miles playing

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Speaker 1: piano with his dad, John Legend, and it's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it made John Legends so much hotter.

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Speaker 1: He's already out, but it just makes them so much hotter.

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Speaker 1: So if you get a chance, check that out. Tonight

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Speaker 1: is a big night on television. It is Night one

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Speaker 1: of the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Over on the CW, you

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Speaker 1: have the mass singer. American Horror Story is back tonight.

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Speaker 1: Let's see the series premiere of Almost Family over on Fox.

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Speaker 1: And there's a lot of other season premieres because you know,

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Speaker 1: this is season premiere time. Next hour, we're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about Nick Jonas. He was possibly a day away from

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Speaker 1: going into a coma. Ye who Nick Jonas? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm because of his diet. He Hello, it's cold to tease,

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Speaker 1: so people listen. If you give the story away, I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm sorry. I just love how you use our

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Speaker 1: friend Nick Jonas's diabetes to tease yours the no one

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Speaker 1: to know they love Nick Jonas. They want to make stories.

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Speaker 1: Okay he is, Okay, that was years ago. Oh you

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Speaker 1: know what I just so, I was reading a story

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Speaker 1: last night. I'm like, I want to Should we not

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Speaker 1: talk about this? Pardon me? They're saying, you know you've

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Speaker 1: heard that cliche that money doesn't buy happiness. Well this

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Speaker 1: these economists did a long drawn out study and they

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Speaker 1: found out that indeed, money can buy you lots of happier.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely believe that. Okay, like talk to me when I'm poor,

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Speaker 1: I'm not too happy. They said that, like when you

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Speaker 1: win the lottery, or you get a big raise and

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Speaker 1: you have and you have like a surplus of cash

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Speaker 1: coming in that and you watch your bank accounts grow,

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Speaker 1: it makes you really happy. I agree. On regular pay day,

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Speaker 1: I look and I'm like, huh I got paid. Yeah yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's change this. Then it's gone. People are getting mad.

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Speaker 1: People are getting mad. So the question is this, how

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Speaker 1: it's money? Would you need? This is just you know,

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Speaker 1: I guess winning lottery or whatever. How much money would

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Speaker 1: you need to just call it quits? And then the

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Speaker 1: second part of that question is do you really want

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Speaker 1: to call it quits? No, No, I don't. So it

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Speaker 1: would have to be a lot of money, a lot

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Speaker 1: of it. I still want to do something, but I

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Speaker 1: couldn't just sit at home and I have to do

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Speaker 1: some money. You can do it anything, I mean, other

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Speaker 1: than you know it does it doesn't ensure happiness. There,

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Speaker 1: keeps that in mind. I think though. The important thing

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Speaker 1: is that the best things in life and the most

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Speaker 1: important things in life cannot be bought. That is true. However,

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Speaker 1: money can buy happiness. Yeah, Frog, I get bored. Like

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Speaker 1: when we have two weeks off, I get bored. I

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Speaker 1: look forward to coming back to work. I need something

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Speaker 1: to do, and I enjoy coming here and being around

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Speaker 1: everybody and talking to you guys. And it's like it's

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Speaker 1: a family that I miss when I'm not here. So

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Speaker 1: if I eat, all the money in the world would

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Speaker 1: replace the camaraderie that I have with everybody here. I agree, Froggie.

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Speaker 1: But if you have two weeks off and your board,

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Speaker 1: it's because you can't afford to go anywhere exactly, you're vacation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my dad, my dad got God rest my dad so

555
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Speaker 1: he used to say, Hell, I can't even afford to

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Speaker 1: stay home. Too cool to get to a point in

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Speaker 1: life where you know, you're at the age where your

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Speaker 1: kids are grown or whatever or whatever, And I could

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Speaker 1: just travel, My husband and I could just travel. I

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Speaker 1: want to travel all over the play I would live

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Speaker 1: in enough money, I would live in hostels. I just

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Speaker 1: want f you money. We're like, if somebody makes me angry,

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Speaker 1: I have the ability to just go. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I you, I don't need to be here. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: about you don't have that about you? Straight Nate? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I got the number figured out. Oh yeah, but number,

567
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Speaker 1: how much money do you need to call it? Qu

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Speaker 1: eight hundred and forty seven thousand dollars? Really that I'm done?

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Speaker 1: That's that's a very very specific number. How did you

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Speaker 1: come up with that number? Well, I did the calculations

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Speaker 1: based on the amount of interest I would get any

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Speaker 1: the expenses I have every month, and if I get

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Speaker 1: the right interest rate slash return on that investment, I

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Speaker 1: could live comfortably off of eight hundred and forty seven thousand.

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Speaker 1: You have been putting a lot of thought into this, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not like I'm doing it anytime? Are you? Leaving that

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Speaker 1: pipeline is calling what about us, Kenny? I was estimating

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Speaker 1: between five and ten millions, so split in the difference,

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Speaker 1: hold on seven and a half million to keep me humble.

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Speaker 1: You know kind of lifestyle are you gonna leave cross

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Speaker 1: a touch lavish, enough to bring things to my friends

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Speaker 1: and family, but and live comfortably, but not enough to

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Speaker 1: be filthy rich one. I'm throwing it around and blowing it.

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Speaker 1: Oh it ain't me, helb just seven million. Thanks, so

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Speaker 1: funny story, but don't get mad at me, Elvis. So

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Speaker 1: we were walking through the hallway. So I'm sitting in

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Speaker 1: the in the room with Sam, and Sam and I

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Speaker 1: were talking about shopping and blah blah blah, and I said, gosh, Sam,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it be great of one day you didn't have

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Speaker 1: to look at the price tag you just bought it.

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Speaker 1: And Alvis was walking past us at the same time,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, it's fantastic. I was going for

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Speaker 1: the joke, but it was very funny. It wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: great if I didn't have to look at price tag exactly.

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Speaker 1: It's not worried about what I'm spending. And I walked

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Speaker 1: by and said, it's awesome. Yeah, kid, I'm kidding you.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I always look priced. Someone said a text

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Speaker 1: in on the Happiness Lab, a podcast. They said that

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Speaker 1: once you hit seventy five grand a year, your happiness

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Speaker 1: is topped off. Okay, I don't think, well, it depends

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Speaker 1: on where you live. I mean, because if you live

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Speaker 1: in New York City versus living in like Des Moines

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Speaker 1: or in Jacksonville, whatever. I mean, it's the cost of

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Speaker 1: living is you can't compare the money it costs to

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Speaker 1: live in the cities. It's just mind blowing. So you know,

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Speaker 1: next time you have this thought you want to move

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Speaker 1: to the city and have an apartment. But you know,

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Speaker 1: it's great, it's I always said everyone should live in

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Speaker 1: New York City for at least one year of their lives.

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Speaker 1: You're to keep in mind you're gonna be you know,

611
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Speaker 1: there's a lot to do here that doesn't cost anything.

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Speaker 1: But it's an expensive experience. Yeah, you're gonna be forty

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Speaker 1: five with three room. Yeah, my mom worth it. My

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Speaker 1: mom has this huge house like in like northern Westchester,

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Speaker 1: and if you move. They figured out if you moved

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Speaker 1: that house here, it would probably be worth the word

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Speaker 1: million dollars. But where she lives, it's not even lord

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Speaker 1: close to that, because it just depends on where you are,

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Speaker 1: you know. All right, Look, you know, Great Tea's leaving us,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think it's because he's making a lot

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Speaker 1: more money, so obviously, no, no, no, I think he's

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming he's gonna make about the same he makes here,

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Speaker 1: so therefore he'll be just as unhappy as he is here.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. He's always asking for a

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Speaker 1: raise always. This is another thing people come to me

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Speaker 1: for raises. I'm not the boss, and I think that's

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Speaker 1: one of the reasons he's leaving. He thought I could

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Speaker 1: like sneak a raisin. They don't give me money, they don't.

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Speaker 1: They don't trust me with money in this place, and

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Speaker 1: we don't look at prose tex no I do. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So there are many moments that Great Tea contributed to

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Speaker 1: the show over his twenty five years with us. Yeah,

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00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: and so we're listening to a few of these. Now,

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Speaker 1: do you want to hear Great Tea wearing wrinkle free pants,

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00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 1: being dragged by a horse? Do you want to hear

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00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: Great Tea freaking out over a deer? Oh? Were Great tea,

637
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: vomiting after eating seven cupcakes are all really good sounding options.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to hear? Round head? What do you

639
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Speaker 1: want to hear? Um? I guess when I realized that, dear,

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Speaker 1: weren't so um, dear, aren't gonna hurt you? Yeah, I

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00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: didn't know that then. I'd never really seen a deer

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Speaker 1: up close. So okay, let's listen to that. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Oh my god, I still lost out

644
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Speaker 1: in the woods. Big problem. What's the problem? Roundy? Oh boy,

645
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Speaker 1: by the way, we dropped him off with the blindfold

646
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Speaker 1: of his head, he doesn't know where he is. What's wrong? Big, dear?

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00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: Big deer, Big deer. Deer are not gonna hurt dear,

648
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Speaker 1: don't hurt people. He's not running towards you, is he?

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Speaker 1: You ain't in the woods in the wood, deer run

650
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Speaker 1: the other way. They don't charge people who's running more

651
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: afraid of you than you are. Okay, but no, no, no,

652
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Speaker 1: but you're okay now, round stay on the road. T Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he got really freaked out, Dear, Dear. You know this

654
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: is the thing. These city kids they don't know. But

655
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Speaker 1: he's not even a city kid. He grew up around deer.

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Speaker 1: This is a funny part. And then uh, which one? Well,

657
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: this one okay speaks for itself. Okay, so what was

658
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Speaker 1: it about these cupcakes that was so we tried? He

659
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: just had a contest to see how many he could

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Speaker 1: eat and then he got to seven and then okay,

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Speaker 1: oh let's stop there, okay, stop, thank you very much. Part. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there is a good part. Danielle. Take your headphones on

663
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Speaker 1: because Danielle will start. Here we go, here we go. Listen.

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Speaker 1: This is a funny, this is funny. I can't I

665
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: can't listen to more of them. No more eating contest

666
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: with Gray Tea. I'm gonna miss that. Walkers and Talkers

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Speaker 1: Brody and his co host Jamie. Walkers and Talkers listen

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Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio app Elvis Duran in the morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You know you learn a lot when you listen, especially

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Speaker 1: visit audible dot com slash elvis. Well, the argument is

677
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: who has the best pizza. I say, New York City

678
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: is the best pizza. Then you talk to a real

679
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: Italian pizza chef and they'll say, no, no, Italy has

680
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: the best pizza. How do you argue with that? How

681
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: do you argue with that? Good morning, chef, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: our show, go money, Thank you for be here. This

683
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: is amazing pizza. How you see your last name Roberto? Robert, Well, welcome, No, now,

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Speaker 1: Roberto is from Keste. I'm the original Caste here in

685
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: New York City on Bleaker Street in the village. And

686
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 1: they have another one downtown. Now, yes, dont in midtown.

687
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Here's the thing about Caste.

688
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 1: The crust has this chew to it where I'm convinced

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Speaker 1: you actually bring the water from from Napoli. No, no,

690
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: there was no the flower. The flower Roberto. It's just so,

691
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 1: it's amazing, perfect, this pizza. Thank you. The New York

692
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 1: Piece of Pizza Festival is coming up. Yes, It's starts

693
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: on Saturday Sunday's this weekend this weekend. To commended people

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Speaker 1: to come. It's really unique place. There would be a

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00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: lot of pizza man follow United States and from Naples. No,

696
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: now do pizza chefs do you guys get really like

697
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: a little egotistical about your pizza being the best? I mean,

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00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: is there do you enjoy other chefs pizza? Or is

699
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: it yours always the best? No? I think that is

700
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: happened in America. We are a group of people. We

701
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: are very close together. We work very well. So do

702
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: you have a some party you get? Oh? I am

703
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: as I tell the time. We don't save a live

704
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: We are no a special press, so we just make

705
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: some time. A good pizza, it's very good. And well,

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00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. If you wanted to go

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Speaker 1: out for pizza tonight, but you didn't want to go

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00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 1: to Castay, what, in your opinion is the next best

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Speaker 1: pizza in New York City? Huh okay? Or a pizza

710
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: is very good? Oh wow, it's all it's Napoli, Napolie.

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Speaker 1: How are you from Naples? Outside Naples? Between the Roman Naples?

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00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: So Roberto I said, He said, what do you do

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00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: last night the Elvis? I said, well, we had a

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00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: book signing, And I said what do you do? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I just flew home from Rome and I was cooking pizza.

716
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Speaker 1: I'm get out of here. You win again, yest. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: the New York Pizza Festival, it's this weekend, Saturday and

718
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: Sunday noon to five, Arthur Avenue up in the Bronx. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Arthur Avenue. Of course, Kesta will be there, along with

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Speaker 1: thirty other of the best New York pizza makers from

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Speaker 1: around the US and Naples as well. Scary, oh, Scary

722
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Speaker 1: will be there. Not a slice is safe. There would

723
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: be so different type pizza and probably at Detroit style,

724
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: so all these kind of that is a vain part.

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00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: Then let's talking about like Chicago style pizza, the thick pan.

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Speaker 1: It's like, do you consider that pizza as well? Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's yeah, brab the tomatoes they make an Easter time

728
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Speaker 1: they used to make any that kind of pizza. I

729
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: think people come from here, the farmer. They they're bringing

730
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Speaker 1: the pizza here. I love it all I at Easter time?

731
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Speaker 1: Do you make the twisted bread with the egg in it? Yes? Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: in my hometown, yes, where my grandpa used to do.

733
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Speaker 1: Where are you from in Italian? I'm one house out there, Romelio.

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Speaker 1: My town is a small town. On the beach, because

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Speaker 1: the beach of Farmtown. I was farmer for thirty eight years,

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Speaker 1: so south cook when I was thirty eight beautiful. I

737
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Speaker 1: was never cooked before. So yeah, Italy is I love

738
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Speaker 1: Italy so much. I used to go twice a year,

739
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Speaker 1: I mean just and then we come home and the

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Speaker 1: food here just looked kind of gray. The food, the

741
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Speaker 1: produce in Italy is just beautiful. Uh. Chef Roberto from Caste,

742
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Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming on. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for from me here. Hold on, you haven't gone.

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00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: I haven't gone out there yet. They send the email

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00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: telling everyone to come get the pizza until I go

746
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: get the AA. Yeah, if you're in New York City.

747
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: If not, fly in for the Pizza festival. Go to

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Speaker 1: NYC Pizza Festival dot com and scary. We'll see either Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Cheffer Mary, thank you very much. Thank you. Well, yeah, excellent,

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Speaker 1: thank you. His accent makes the pizza sound like a

751
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: taste better. You see you have the accent, he doesn't, okay,

752
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: at least to him. He's his accent so cute. I

753
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: love it. Oh god, pizza. Last night we had our

754
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Speaker 1: friends from Table eighty seven at the book signing at

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Speaker 1: iHeart And you know what's great about them as you

756
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: can buy them in the freezer like a slice or

757
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: a whole pie and it cooks in five minutes. It's

758
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: just great. We're kind of screwed with all this pizza.

759
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: You know that everyone's eating the pizza. I want to

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Speaker 1: go get the pizza. Hey, So people were finding are

761
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: reading the book, they're audible ing the book, they're doing

762
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: it an hounible. They binge listened and they're done that.

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Speaker 1: Husband was listening last night When I walked into his office, like,

764
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Speaker 1: what are you doing listening to Elvis? Garrett walked in

765
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: and said, people are actually online saying they just listen

766
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Speaker 1: into the whole thing last night ended in there over. Yeah.

767
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: I saw a tweet that said she's never done something

768
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: like that before, but she did your book in one night. Wow. Wow,

769
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Speaker 1: let's see. Please tell Elvis I read almost the whole

770
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: book last night. Page one hundred and seventeen changed my life.

771
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: We couldn't get okay, page one seventeen. What's on one seventeen?

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00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: I haven't the page as yet. Let me see what

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00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: one seventeen is. I hope it's not me doing cocaine

774
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: or something. Oh okay. So to me, being happy isn't

775
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: about turning yourself into the person you wish you could be.

776
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: It's about building the life that fits the person you

777
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: already are. See. I'm convinced that we are prewired when

778
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: we're born to be who we are. Yeah, we need

779
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 1: to discover who that is and you'll be most successful.

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00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: I think you have to know what you're naturally good at,

781
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: and what you're willing to work hard to get better at,

782
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: and what you're just never going to learn, and you

783
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: have to be at peace whether it so you can

784
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 1: focus on finding the thing that allows you to be

785
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: the best version of who you already are where you go.

786
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Speaker 1: And the reason I said that is we have friends

787
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: like Charlemagne and uh, what's the guy who has the

788
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: TV shows? Yan Seacred, Bobby Bone. They work Bobby Bones,

789
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: They worked their asses. Oh yeah they do. I mean

790
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: they have more accomplished before they walk out the front

791
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: door than I have in a three weeks. And I'm

792
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: not exaggerating because I don't want I don't want to

793
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: do that, do you? So? Actually, you and I were

794
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: talking about this last night, Gandhi. We were like, yeah,

795
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: when you were saying it to Charlemagne. We're like, yeah,

796
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: we don't either. Yeah, it'll be happy. Yeah, you can

797
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: be successful and feel like a success right without without

798
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: killing yourself. I like my naps too much. Nas. But

799
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Speaker 1: you know what a lot of people will say they

800
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: feel successful because they have enough, they have enough income

801
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: to feel good. But but you know, it's not overly whatever,

802
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: it's not in the millions, you know what makes But

803
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: they also feel successful because they have the time to

804
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: take a nap. Yeah, that's true what we're saying. I

805
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: feel successful because of the people who reach out to

806
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: us and tell us how we've helped them through things

807
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: like the Chemo Chemo Club and like you know, any

808
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: life events or whatever. That to me makes me feel

809
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: like we're successful too. I feel like success actually is

810
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: when I feel happy. I feel like reaching a point

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Speaker 1: of happiness is success by itself. That's it. Yeah, that's

812
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: what I want. So I take a look at my

813
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: life and I think about all of the awesome things

814
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: in it and how lucky I am to have those

815
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: things and how I've worked to become happy, and that

816
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: makes me feel successful. So maybe what we need to

817
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: do and I'm learning this right now, as we talk

818
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: about it, we need to redefine what success is for us. You,

819
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: as you listen to this, what is success really? Is

820
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: it a number on a bank account, or is it

821
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Speaker 1: the amount of times you laugh per day? Or is

822
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 1: it the amount of time you spend with the people

823
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 1: you love versus the people you have to be with

824
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Speaker 1: in order to you know what I'm saying. Yeah, let's

825
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: redefine what success is for us. Another thing about the

826
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Speaker 1: book that I loved was you trying to get people

827
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Speaker 1: to accept other people's opinions, saying that you know, with

828
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: the political nature of this world right now, you know

829
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: there's room for everyone's opinions, and that you shouldn't just

830
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: poopoo someone because they have a different opinion. Everyone's entitled

831
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Speaker 1: and everyone should be accepted. Poopooh yeah, don't poopoooo. It's

832
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: not poopoo, it's popoo. What's that scary? I was going

833
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: to suggest was download the audible version and buy a

834
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: hard copy and then follow along with the words in

835
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: the book as you're listening to it. I think the

836
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: message will sink in. Really, I've never heard that it's

837
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: a good idea. Yeah, Oh, that's that's doubling the money.

838
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm in. That's a great idea. I love that because

839
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: we're let's put it to the test. Can money buy

840
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: us happiness? Let's see how many of these we sell.

841
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, by the way, my voice is gone because

842
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: it's only Wednesday and we got a lot more to go.

843
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm so excited about the phone tap on the way.

844
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: It's a free trip phone tap. Not only you're gonna

845
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: win a trip for you and for three friends Orlando

846
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 1: for five days, but also it's the best of great

847
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: tea phone taps. As we bid him, farewell. Yep, yep.

848
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things you need to know?

849
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: Gandhi are they The sentencing is going to happen today

850
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: for Amber Geiger. She is the Dallas police officer who

851
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: walked into the wrong apartment, thought it was hers, and

852
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: killed the man living there. She faces life in prison.

853
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: A church in Battle Creek, Michigan is doing something really cool.

854
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw this, but they

855
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: are paying off four million dollars of medical debt for

856
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: all of their residence. Wow. Yes, and they're saying residence,

857
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 1: but I think it means patrons either way four million

858
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: dollars to thirty five hundred people after they bought that

859
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,439
Speaker 1: debt when they found out that some of their people

860
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: were having a little bit of a problem. I think

861
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: that's awesome. And finally, I'm not really all about robots,

862
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: but this one's kind of cool. There's a company developing

863
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: a self driving trash can that takes itself to the curb.

864
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, I mean, how dirty Daniel's car is.

865
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: That's a self driving can. I just kind of washed inside,

866
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 1: look like, yeah, it's beautiful. I just I'm not saying

867
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: Daniel's car is dirty, but you have to wipe your

868
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: feet when you get out. You guys suck. Okay, the

869
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: big one do whatever it does. You read the book,

870
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: it's like you're insulting. Is you use up the small one?

871
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: How's that's something that hurts? That's weird. There you cross

872
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: the line and those are those are your three things?

873
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: All right? Your free trimp phone tap coming up? Oh

874
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: my goodness, I can't believe I were talking to you. Well,

875
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 1: it's an honor to have you here. This is Elvis

876
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning show, Elvis Duran Show, So Orlando.

877
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I would love to be on a

878
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: plane heading down to Orlando. Yeah, right now? Can I

879
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: be hotter here right now than it is in Orlando? Whatever?

880
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: Actually in ORLANDOG can put on my shorts, my T shirt.

881
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about it. And there's there's

882
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: always a swimming pool close by. Yeah. Visit Orlando and

883
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,360
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884
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 1: why I love this website? Why is that it tells

885
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: you what to do if you're a first timer, and

886
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: then if you've been there a million times, it gives

887
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: you trip ideas and new things to see, so it

888
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: like really can help you plan your entire visit to Orlando.

889
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: Question for you at visit Orlando dot com. I'll tell you,

890
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: like what to do if you're only there for two

891
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 1: days or three days or five Well, guess what we're

892
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: about to give away a five day, four night trip,

893
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 1: five days, four nights for four people. This is so cool.

894
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: You and three friends going down, We're going up, We're

895
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: going over at Orlando visit Orlando dot com. You can

896
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: see what you're gonna do when you're there. So this

897
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: is the free trip phone tap and all this week

898
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 1: we're playing the best of great tea phone taps, which

899
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: was hard to do because if not all of them

900
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 1: are all that great. Well, we found our favorite yesterday

901
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: was hilarious. Yeah, so we're gonna give you a great

902
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: t phone tap. As we bid him goodbye, he leaves

903
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: for his own morning show starting next week, Be calling

904
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: one hundred to win your trip to Orlando. It is

905
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: the free trip phone tap. One eight hundred two four

906
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: two zero one hundred. So what's unique about this great

907
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: tea phone tap. It's a tag team phone tap that

908
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: he does with me, Scary Durand in the morning shows.

909
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: Free trip phone again, be calling one hundred, win your

910
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 1: trip to Orlando. One eight hundred two four two zero

911
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: one hundred. Elvis, Elvis Durand Elvis dur And phone tap.

912
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: All right, I like him. So this is two of

913
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: us against one of them, basically is what this is. Yeah,

914
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: for three of us because the accomplice on the phone. Okay,

915
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: So it's Scary and Greg t against the horror phone

916
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: tap victim. That's right, all right, set it up. Scary.

917
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: Melissa wrote to us. She's the maid of honor in

918
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: Cecilia's wedding and in charge of Cecilia's bachelorette party. So

919
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: Melissa had arranged for mail strippers to be at the party,

920
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: and Cecilia hates mail strippers and had arranged for this

921
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: three way conference call to lay down some ground rules.

922
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: Melissa here is already on the phone and wanted to

923
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: bring me and Greg tea and to pretend we are

924
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: the conference call that they're supposed to have. Are you

925
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: the mail strippers? We are? We are the mail stripper

926
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: company calling pretending like, yeah, right here we go. Let's

927
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: see what happens in today's tag team phone tap hell, Hi,

928
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Cecilia. Hey you evenor please? This is

929
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: Dave Starsky from Party with Pleasure Enterprises here along with

930
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,399
Speaker 1: Kevin Hutchinson. How are you? Yeah? What's up? It's fine?

931
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: But didn't we have this scheduled for later in the afternoon.

932
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: Can we do this quick? Or we just wanted to

933
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: kind of do this conference call now if possible? All right,

934
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: that's fine, but you just really need to understand the

935
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: rules that I'm going to set up for this event.

936
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: I don't like strippers, I don't care for your industry,

937
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: and I don't think you're strippers were more like performers. Right.

938
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: First of all, you are not going to touch anybody

939
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: at that party. Not on the shoulder, not on the

940
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: top of the head. Absolutely no physical contact. That doesn't

941
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,959
Speaker 1: make any sense. That's what they do. But they won't

942
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: touch you any sense. My mother in law is going

943
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 1: to be at this party. We are not going there, Okay.

944
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 1: I like mother in laws. I actually like to I

945
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: turn them upside down? Who act with the mother in

946
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,359
Speaker 1: law to tell them? I like a thing in an

947
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: I spankern you' turn your own mom upside down. But

948
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: when you're at my party, you're going to go buy

949
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: my rules Number two. You have got to remain with

950
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: full but coverage. It's one night. You're being such a

951
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: stick in the mud. That's just speaking of stick. This

952
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: is something your whole batcharette party is gonna want to see.

953
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: Don't sure. If you have a cucumber in your shorts,

954
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna keep it in your shorts at this particular

955
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: This is one hundred percent natural hundred that's great, and

956
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a one hundred percent naturally covered by

957
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: one hundred percent cotton. This isn't a cabaret act or

958
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: some Vegas showgirl thing. We actually are interactive. Yeah, we

959
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: get I mean we get up in your faces. No,

960
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 1: we're not getting in any faces. Okay, you're gonna stay

961
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: a certain distance away from all the party guests, and

962
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna do a nice little dance and that is

963
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: going to be the extent of your performance. And then

964
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: we do private dances in the other room. We do

965
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: private dances. We have to make our money on the side. Here,

966
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: we're giving this to you at a deep discount. It's

967
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: one night in Bangkok. You know what I'm saying. You

968
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: people are crazy. Okay, let us so you know we're ridiculous.

969
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: It's not ridiculous, miss everybody who does it's kind of

970
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: that you do. Not everybody does it. You have a

971
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: cousin Kara, I'll just gonna roll right up to her.

972
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: I gonna come running out from behind and rip his

973
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: g string off. Yeah, are you crazy? My cousin is

974
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: seventeen year you know that is she's a little young

975
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: for that. I didn't realize she was that here, you're

976
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: not feeling that. I've seem like three times I went

977
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: for a Zach bachelorette party and we still talk about

978
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: it was mainly really good six months and then her

979
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,080
Speaker 1: husband dumbser because she was banging another guy. I am

980
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: not going down that road, Missy. Can you know what

981
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: she's talking to him? I was like, well, star skying

982
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: I did a couple of months ago. You know, we're like,

983
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: you put oil all over my body, right, you're flicking

984
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: my nipples? Remember that? Yeah, exactly. If you've ever seen

985
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: the stage part of our show, Formers, we are. We're

986
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: like Chippendale's meets Broke Back Mountain. I see one of

987
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: my loosen you up. It's like your last night to

988
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: have fun. This is it. Yeah, you're gonna be with

989
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: the same for the rest of your life, but you're

990
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: gonna be missing it if you bring it out at

991
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: my party. Missy. You take care of it. Missy. Now,

992
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: I will take care of it. And it's gonna go

993
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: the way that they said. It's not a funeral. There

994
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: was something wrong with you. You know. We always say

995
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,359
Speaker 1: about each other's stark. Let's have a little free That's right,

996
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: we do. Ready, we're big, we're brawny. We made the

997
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: girls horny. Yeah, you are not coming anywhere near me.

998
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 1: You're fired. I don't give it who hired you or

999
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: flu pat, I dressed up as like a fireman at

1000
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: my hose and I go, ladies, where's the fire at?

1001
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 1: And then I run up behind him, grab his boobs

1002
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: and screen somebody called nine one shotty fire burning on

1003
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: the dance floor. This is a preview of the review.

1004
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: You know what we're saying. I've already fired you, your history,

1005
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: You're gone. The will will be there Saturday night. Because

1006
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: we're big, we're brawny. We make a girl's horny. I'm

1007
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 1: not having a trail of flat party. But you're still

1008
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 1: gonna play soccer buck and put yellow caution tape beware

1009
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: a bachelotte party around your table right while sipping from

1010
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 1: phallic looking straws. Are you? Are you? People? For real?

1011
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: This has got to be some kind of same joke.

1012
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: You're gonna be walking around with a male blow up doll.

1013
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know where you buy one of those.

1014
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: You are sick and you're not coming. I already and

1015
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: I got a few of those for the bat Rep party.

1016
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: That's kind of standard putting. You can take those back

1017
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: and get your money back. Hutch, what are we doing here?

1018
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't know? He really such bloods kills. Cecilia we

1019
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: have more fun with each other. You know, I'm not

1020
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: calling at the Bathlotte party and I'm hanging up the

1021
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: don't hang up, don't hang up. It's fine. Stay home

1022
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: with your xbox and your friend and play with because

1023
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: you're not humming with This is scary Jones with Greg

1024
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: t the frat boy Cecilia. What's going on? And this

1025
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: is phone tapping you? Phone tap, We're big, we'll broy

1026
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: we make up girls? Who are you? Well? That was

1027
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 1: a special My god, man, I know an example of

1028
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 1: two guys I never want to hang out with. There

1029
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: you go the free trip. Phone tap. Let's go talk

1030
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: to Julia. I hate Julia. Julia. You just want a

1031
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,959
Speaker 1: trip for five days, four nights with three friends in Orlando. Yeah,

1032
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, that's so crazy. Yeah you're that's a

1033
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: solid vacation five days before night. Yeah yeah, you know what.

1034
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: That's enough to like really hammer it home. So you

1035
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: have three friends, are picked out, ready to go. You

1036
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: don't have to give us to the name now, but

1037
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: have you thought about it? Yeah? Actually no, it was

1038
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: a good friend. Danielle's a good friend. Hey, look and

1039
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: enjoy your five days and four nights in Orlando. It's

1040
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: gonna be cool. It is. When was the last time

1041
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: you were in Orlando? Um? Probably when I was like twelve? Yep, okay, yeah,

1042
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 1: I'm a student now and so I'm nursing students. I'm

1043
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: just like constantly busy. So this is actually so amazing.

1044
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: This is perfect and it has changed a little since

1045
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: you were twelve. Enjoy your trip and thanks for listening

1046
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: to the free trip phone tap another best of Greg

1047
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: t phone tap. If you want to win your trip,

1048
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: thanks to visit Orlando dot com. Another chance coming up

1049
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. How cool is that? I love that we're

1050
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: doing those all this week. Let's see, Danielle. Yeah, you're

1051
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: ready to roll. Yeah, as you can hear, my voice

1052
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,800
Speaker 1: is like barely hanging in there. Yeah, it's a limping.

1053
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm still like on the road, but my tires are

1054
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 1: losing air. I feel great though, I'm having the best time. Good.

1055
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: It's just a lot of work and uh, but it's

1056
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: it's great. I have to leave here in twenty five minutes.

1057
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,359
Speaker 1: Nate's taken over. Nate's gonna take over. The whole show

1058
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: is gonna take over, and uh, I'll be on Good

1059
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: Day New York with Rosanna Scott over her. I all right, Danielle,

1060
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? So Matt Damon actually turned

1061
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: down a role in Avatars. So here's the deal. When

1062
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: the director came to him, James Cameron came to him.

1063
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: He said, look, I don't really need a named actor

1064
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: for this. If you turn it down, I'm gonna go

1065
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: with somebody unknown, but I will give you ten percent

1066
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: of the profits. They didn't realize how much money this

1067
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 1: movie was gonna make. He turns it down. He did

1068
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: the math. He would have made two hundred and fifty

1069
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: million dollars. Well you always say yes, How crazy is that? Though? Right? Oh,

1070
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner has dumped Travis Scott. According to TMZ, they're

1071
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: taking a little break. It is expected that the couple

1072
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: will find a way to co parent their daughters Stormy.

1073
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 1: And when they went to the wedding, it was actually

1074
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 1: the Beaver wedding. She took the baby, she took Stormy.

1075
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: She didn't take Travis to the wedding. That was her

1076
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: plus one. So yeah, very interesting. Nick Jonash says that

1077
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: he was possibly a day away from going into a

1078
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: coma when he was diagnosed with type one diabetes at

1079
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,720
Speaker 1: the age of thirteen. He says, I found out very quickly.

1080
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: It's a very manageable disease, thank goodness. And as long

1081
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: as you're really diligent. And we know our own Garrett

1082
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: suppers from that, and Garrett has taken very good care

1083
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,439
Speaker 1: of himself, so that's good. So Prince Harry and Meghan

1084
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: Markle have found the lawsuit against Daily Mail's parent company

1085
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: good because the British newspaper published excerpts from a private

1086
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: letter written by her to her dad earlier this year. Hey,

1087
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: do you have his quote about his mom and how

1088
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: it's comparing to their life? Now I don't. I can

1089
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: find it for you. Here's what Prince Harry said. Yeah,

1090
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 1: he said, the same crazy paparazzi and press that drove

1091
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 1: my mom to her death is now after us. Yes,

1092
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: I have it. Do you want the exact quote? Well, sure,

1093
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: I've seen what happens when someone I love is commoditi commoditized, right,

1094
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: commoditized to the point that they are no longer treated

1095
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 1: or seen as a real person. I lost my mother

1096
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: and now I watched my wife falling victims the same

1097
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: powerful forces. Yeah, leave them alone. Yeah, exactly, And that's

1098
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 1: so private a letter that she wrote to her dad.

1099
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: You know they're having problems you that's just not cool.

1100
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: You're doing their own thing. They aren't. They Kardashies. They

1101
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: don't want it. No, not now. How did the Daily

1102
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: Mail get that letter? Oh no, you know there's a

1103
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: leak somewhere. I think the dad did too, in which

1104
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: case then don't you see the dad not the well.

1105
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: But they can still say, you know what, this is

1106
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 1: too far right. They're never going to do that. They're

1107
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: not rival. Hollywood studios are deciding not to compete against

1108
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: The Joker. Warner Brothers film will be the only new

1109
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: release for the weekend. And speaking of The Joker, the

1110
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: NYPD will actually beef up security at theaters showing The

1111
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: Joker because if you remember what happened in twenty and

1112
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: twelve the screening of The Dark Night Rises in Colorado,

1113
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: it was a mass shooting, and so they want to

1114
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: prevent something like that happening. So they're making sure there's

1115
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: extra security just in case. I already got my tickets,

1116
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: did you yeah? Nice happening Sunday night, one of the

1117
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio Music Festival going down on the ZW tonight. The

1118
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,439
Speaker 1: mass singer is on American Horror Story. Oh my gosh,

1119
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: that's so much on telling you. I'm so excited and

1120
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Okay, that's all. Yeah, he did, And

1121
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: next hour we'll talk about justin Timberlake and Gigihaded and

1122
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: Paris and fashion Week. All right, so coming up, we

1123
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: have to compare our notes. You know, great Tea's leaving.

1124
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 1: His last day is Monday, and so we decided, and

1125
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: he decided we would all come up with a list

1126
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: why we're gonna quit with the list why we're glad

1127
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: he's leaving and things we won't miss, right, and he's

1128
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 1: but he's doing the same. So I mean, I've already

1129
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: already made my contribution. You just need one, Foggy, you

1130
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: have one ready to go. Oh yeah, Brody has roll.

1131
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 1: It's like a scroll in Brody, you know, because you

1132
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: know Great Team Brody have had this feud which is

1133
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: just stupid, but they've had for so many years. It's

1134
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: so real. Brody walked in and said, I edited mine down.

1135
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: It took a while, and said how many do you have?

1136
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: He said ten. You can't do that, No, you can't

1137
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 1: do ten, Greg Gregory, I could spend all day about

1138
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: the things I'm not going to miss about Brody. Nice,

1139
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: that's not nice, but but we all, we all deserve

1140
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: at least one thing we won't miss. Yeah, listen, I

1141
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: mean I like him, I do, but you know he's

1142
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: like a hemorrhoid android. Well he's the ass if I'm

1143
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: the hemorrhoid. Listen, that's very descriptive. How vivid in your

1144
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: office with me all of these years now, you two

1145
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: have never gotten along. And I got to be honest.

1146
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: Both of you are just who you are, and that's

1147
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: the way it is. And you're never ever going to

1148
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: really fully see eyed eye. It's not gonna happen. And

1149
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: I outlasted him. He's a mess fan and I cannot

1150
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 1: do with it. Okay, Well there's there's that. There's more

1151
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 1: to a room for everyone. Yeah, there's room for everyone.

1152
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: Play in the box, all right. So coming up next,

1153
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna hang out with you, Gregory and go out

1154
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: down our list of things we're not going to miss

1155
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: about each other. Okay, just like a magic carpet, we're

1156
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 1: all going to sit around the magic carpet. I tell story, No,

1157
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: there's no magic carver. I think that's how the magic

1158
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:18,439
Speaker 1: carpet works. Thank you. Good luck who your communication skills?

1159
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: Maybe it can't. I will get you one of my

1160
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: favorite great tea. Uh. Every once in a while, we

1161
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 1: wanted him to do some death defying fun things. Yeah,

1162
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: and so we wanted him to go up and fly

1163
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: in this stunt airplane. You know the airplanes that do

1164
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: the loops in the air. Yeah. Anyway, again, Marty, you

1165
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: don't have to stay up that long. I'm saying, all right,

1166
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: you hear me, Yes, I do? Okay, good Clark brop

1167
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 1: yep Marty again you really you don't have to stay

1168
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: up that long. An now it's just me and you,

1169
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 1: so oh boy. And I wouldn't you know, do any

1170
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 1: you know crazy tricks? Tool? I guess we I tell

1171
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: you so. And if I you know, Marty, if I

1172
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: say Marty, I may just say, like, you know, we're

1173
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: upside down even though we're not or something, just to

1174
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: keep it, you know, for the show clip. And then

1175
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: again if I say that I'm upside down even though

1176
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: we're not there, you go. I will tell you though

1177
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: that was kind of lame. We do have some sound

1178
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 1: of him about to jump out of a plane and

1179
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 1: then he cries so hard, he can't jump out of

1180
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: the plane. I think we deleted that well because it

1181
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: was so sad. It's suddenly missing from the computer because

1182
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 1: it was there about him. Yeah, he got really scared

1183
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: to the point where he made them land the plane. Yeah,

1184
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 1: I think we did take that. I think I asked

1185
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: you to pull that out because it was really it

1186
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: was bad. It was sad, a grown man just really

1187
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: at the edge of destruction. I mean, we don't we

1188
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: don't have it. That one's gone, along with the one

1189
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: with him ending up in the hospital after the office

1190
01:01:56,320 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 1: chow spill. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They tied his off his

1191
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: chair to the back of the van and pulled him

1192
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 1: down the street, and uh, he crashed and had to

1193
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: go to the hospital. We took that one out of

1194
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: the system. So these only are we telling you why

1195
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: we're not gonna miss him, But now we're telling you

1196
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 1: which clips we took out because we felt sorry for

1197
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, don't don't forget the bunk where he

1198
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: drank epicaque and started vomiting. I felt really bad from

1199
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: that time. Gone. Yeah, he was in the bathroom so sick.

1200
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: He's like, this is what my life has turned into.

1201
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: Rule my kids are they're never gonna, They're never gonna,

1202
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: they're never gonna believe in me, or we took that out. Okay,

1203
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: all right, So the reasons we won't miss Tea and

1204
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 1: the reasons Tea won't miss us coming on every single morning.

1205
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: I absolutely I love you guys, Elvis Duran in the

1206
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: Morning Show, you put ketchup on your eggs. Let me

1207
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,760
Speaker 1: shake it up with Cholula hot sauce. Now. I put

1208
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,120
Speaker 1: it on all my favorites because it makes them taste

1209
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: that much better. Just look for Chalula's iconic wooden cap

1210
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 1: to dating synchronizing can here we go? Here we go.

1211
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 1: I've had many really bad days where I've woken up

1212
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: in the morning, turn on the radio, and they've turned

1213
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: it completely around you here, what's up? What's up? Morn Show?

1214
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm in a good mood to day. How about you, guys?

1215
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,440
Speaker 1: Rain mood? You huffed up on cold mits? This is

1216
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: calling my half. If anyone gives me hell for eating

1217
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 1: animal crackers, I'll cut a bag. Hey guy, he's Miley

1218
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: Shy Ricky, I have a vagina da Michelle? What's going on?

1219
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: Because the show has never felt more perfect, more well rounded, Gandhi,

1220
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: You're amazing. It's great, It's great. I love that, just

1221
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: the best call. We can. Please at your user name,

1222
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: use your name in the morning show and around the room,

1223
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,440
Speaker 1: around the room we go. Let's start with the producer Sam,

1224
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: which on your mind today? Oh, you are never going

1225
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: to be more proud of me than you will be

1226
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 1: when I tell you this I was doing. I was

1227
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 1: at lunch, eating outside and a cup tables down the

1228
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 1: people let go of their dog by mistake. So there's

1229
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: this puppy barking running down the sidewalk towards the street,

1230
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,439
Speaker 1: and reflective reflects, I can't speak. I automatically jump over

1231
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: the fence and I go chasing the dog, who ironically

1232
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: enough went to bark at a ups guy so he

1233
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,520
Speaker 1: didn't cross the street. But it was me and the owner.

1234
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: We were the only two people of anyone eating outside

1235
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 1: who went to try and grab this dog. Shame on

1236
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: everyone else. That dog needed us. It didn't, but we

1237
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: thought it did. And I almost saved it, but it

1238
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: didn't need save. It felt good afterwards, Danielle, what's up?

1239
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: So I met this woman yesterday who has a company

1240
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: called Equalitude, and it's so awesome. It's a bracelet which

1241
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: I have on. She actually sent one for you, Elvis,

1242
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: And what it is is a special tool they used

1243
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: that measured actual skin tones and they created the discs

1244
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: from recycled material to represent the different skin tones of

1245
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,560
Speaker 1: our shared humanity. And then there's this little blue jasper

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01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: bead in the middle, and it's simple lies the global

1247
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,919
Speaker 1: connectivity that we have, and it's just showing you that color, creed, religion, age,

1248
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: sexual orientation, nothing matters. We're all one and we should

1249
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: all be together. And I love it. Each thing is

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01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 1: actually a skin tone. It's very very cool, and all

1251
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: the money goes to different charities. So if you want

1252
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: to check it out, it's equalitude dot com and I

1253
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 1: actually tweeted out the link for you at Daniel. My

1254
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 1: skin tone. It's like a pale green. It's very cool.

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01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 1: It's great, it's very cool. What's up with you? Today's

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01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: skety might have insulted a buddy of mine. I said,

1257
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: what the hell you're wasting your money on a stamp

1258
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: and coin collection, for he has a stamp collection and

1259
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: a coin collection. Now. I insulted him because he's like, well,

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01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: this means something for me. This is intrinsic value. But

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01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, I don't see the point

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01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:45,520
Speaker 1: of the purpose in like investing hundreds and thousands of

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01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: dollars in rare coins or stamps. I don't know. But

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01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,440
Speaker 1: that's just me. So maybe I'm just I have just

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01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: this narrow mind, and you know I'm not okay open

1266
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: to you know what, then, don't spend your money on stamps.

1267
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: Spend your money on more rockham sock'em robots because what's scary? Collects? Thought?

1268
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:05,720
Speaker 1: Can people just collects stuff? Yeah? I just thought my

1269
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: opinion was it was a colossal waste of money. By insult,

1270
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: I insulted him. I should have kept my yak yum. Yeah, exactly,

1271
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: you yumped his yump to you today, Gandhi, I just

1272
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: want to shout out to all my fellow Indian people

1273
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: out there, Happy Gandhi. Giantee. Which is today, that's his birthday,

1274
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 1: al right, it's the anniversary of when he would have

1275
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: well today he would have been one hundred and fifty

1276
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: years old. So it's actually one of three national holidays

1277
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,919
Speaker 1: in India. And I'm getting a lot of messages saying,

1278
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: how could you forget this? Don't forget to mention it.

1279
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: I didn't forget it. I just felt like it was

1280
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 1: a little self serving, but I'm gonna say it. So. Yeah,

1281
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: this is also the day people, I remind you that

1282
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: you're being a bad gandhi and a lot of meanies today.

1283
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: But that's okay because we're celebrating something good. We are

1284
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: It's now time to say goodbye to Great Tea. Yeah,

1285
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,320
Speaker 1: but let's be honest. There will be some things you

1286
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 1: will not miss about us Great Tea, and there are

1287
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: many things we will not miss about you. That's right.

1288
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 1: Let's put him on the table. Danielle, Oh will you

1289
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: what will you not miss about Great Tea? As he

1290
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 1: exits the room, I will not miss him complaining about

1291
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: my desk being a mess and me being a hoarder.

1292
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: There you go, I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna that's what

1293
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: I wrote about you. I feel like somebody took my

1294
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,520
Speaker 1: list already. No, because you both are messy and you

1295
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 1: both are hoarders. Yes, what about produce your sam Are

1296
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 1: you gonna miss anything about Great Tea? I am not

1297
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: going to miss him using my glass door as a

1298
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: mirror as he gets dressed for all these weird bits,

1299
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,920
Speaker 1: adjusting his junk two feet away from what about you

1300
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 1: straight nay, Oh gosh, where do I start? I will

1301
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: not miss your yummy sounds when you have food and

1302
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: you're over over use of the word unbelievable. So we'll

1303
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 1: have pizza like we just did. Oh, you gotta try

1304
01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: this unbelievable pizza so good? I will not miss what

1305
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: about you? Froggie? What will you not miss about great Tea?

1306
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 1: After he leaves? Well with me being here in Jacksonville.

1307
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 1: When I talk to Tea, he needs to have headphones on.

1308
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: I won't miss having to repeat everything I say to

1309
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:58,320
Speaker 1: him because he doesn't have headphones on to listen. Yeah,

1310
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 1: he forgot that you need headphones and ray and then

1311
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: he texted me later I'm sorry, Scottie b you. What

1312
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: will you not miss about Greg Tea? I will not

1313
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 1: miss him coming into my studio to burp, fart, eat, yawn, loudly, sneeze,

1314
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,160
Speaker 1: blow his no sleep vape complaint, tell stories, get naked,

1315
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 1: clip his nails, talk politics and ask me for topic

1316
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:20,080
Speaker 1: train ideas. Very good, it's gonna be like that scary.

1317
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: What are you not going to miss about great Tea?

1318
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna miss people confusing the two of us

1319
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 1: because it's just me now and Great Tea. I'm not

1320
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: gonna miss you making fun of my clothing, then crashing

1321
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:30,720
Speaker 1: on my couch only to steal my shirts when I'm

1322
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: asleep and then wear them and never return that they

1323
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 1: look better on me. Here you go, thank you, Great Tea. Um,

1324
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 1: what about you, Garrett? I will not miss Greg t

1325
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 1: asking a question, you giving him the right answer, and

1326
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,599
Speaker 1: not believing you after you give him the right answer.

1327
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 1: You do that you'll ask. You also ask opinions, and

1328
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,760
Speaker 1: when the opinion is told, you get mad. Yep, don't

1329
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,960
Speaker 1: ask opinions, right, Brody. In this long feud with Great

1330
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: Tea pages, he has like dozens of things he's not

1331
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 1: going to miss about your exit, what do he had?

1332
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: And I chopped it down to I'm not gonna miss

1333
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: his conversations about sports, work in politics that he only

1334
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:15,519
Speaker 1: starts to get me upset, his spelling errors in conspiracy theories,

1335
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 1: him smoking cigarettes, and the cooking hot dogs and hamburgers

1336
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 1: for us, so all the buns taste like smoke, seeing

1337
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 1: him naked, messing up every joke I write for him,

1338
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: and this I think you'll all agree can let me

1339
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 1: here's a whole part here. I won't miss him taking

1340
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 1: three minutes to start a story. Okay, for real, all

1341
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 1: kidding aside, no joke. I swear hear me out him.

1342
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 1: So what I was going to say was I think

1343
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: we all agree with that one. What about Gandhi? Gandhi?

1344
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 1: What will you not mess about? Great tea? Um, I

1345
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,600
Speaker 1: will not miss the threats that I receive after I

1346
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 1: walk into a room unannounced and you get irrationally scared,

1347
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 1: and then you determine I'm gonna make sure something bad

1348
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 1: happens to you today. Unbelievable. You've done that to me, believable.

1349
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 1: I just mean that. I don't mean that. All right,

1350
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 1: Here's what I what I will not miss, and it's

1351
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: kind of a serious one because I've always felt like

1352
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 1: I've been your protector and your parent, yes for twenty

1353
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: five years. I'm so relieved that I will not feel

1354
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 1: responsible for you anymore because you are now going to

1355
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: fly on your own. You're out of the nest and

1356
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: you're on your own, and I will not miss look

1357
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:26,040
Speaker 1: at your your ugly bare ass, there you go. I

1358
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,240
Speaker 1: just won't Now what are the things you're not going

1359
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:32,599
Speaker 1: to miss about us great tea, Yes I need the music,

1360
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,080
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, So what will you not miss about us?

1361
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,639
Speaker 1: I will not miss getting kicked out of the studio

1362
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 1: for no apparent reason, just because I raised my hand.

1363
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,680
Speaker 1: I will not miss that that wasn't why you were

1364
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,920
Speaker 1: ever kicked out of the studio. I will not miss

1365
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 1: you playing the Drunken Christmas Ladies song every Christmas. I

1366
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:52,599
Speaker 1: cannot stomach that song anymore good. I will not miss

1367
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,240
Speaker 1: all the all of the jokes about how small my

1368
01:10:55,320 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: penis is. It is not small, reality jokes. I'm not

1369
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 1: missing it scary. I will not miss having to plead

1370
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,200
Speaker 1: and beg with you to do the jobs that you

1371
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: have to do behind the scenes, and you don't do

1372
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 1: the jobs that you have to do behind the scenes.

1373
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 1: I will not miss I will not miss Brody picking

1374
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:23,599
Speaker 1: on all I'm misspelling all I misspelled words. Yeah, well,

1375
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna know you're breaking up crying. You're gonna you

1376
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 1: are gonna miss the things he's crying. Come on, let's

1377
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 1: get into the three things you need to know. It's okay,

1378
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,880
Speaker 1: all right, because I think I'm gonna miss all those things.

1379
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,400
Speaker 1: Well you will, and we're gonna miss you, but you

1380
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:47,679
Speaker 1: know what, it's time for you to go. You're gonna

1381
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 1: be great. You're killing and we're supporting you, and you'll

1382
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: be back. I'm sorry, no, no, no, that that morning

1383
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,479
Speaker 1: show will crash and burn in a matter of time

1384
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:07,519
Speaker 1: and you'll be back. I really sorry. Go give him

1385
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,479
Speaker 1: a hug. All right, Let's get into the three things

1386
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 1: you need to know from Gandhi and what are they? Okay, hello, Gandhi,

1387
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,680
Speaker 1: stop hugging it, Okay, all right. The sentencing phase is

1388
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 1: going to happen today for Ambergeiger. She is the Dallas

1389
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 1: police officer who killed a man in his own home

1390
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 1: when she walked into an apartment thinking it was hers,

1391
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,479
Speaker 1: saw him sitting on the couch and shot him. Faces

1392
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:31,560
Speaker 1: a possible life sentence. UPS is getting approval from the

1393
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:35,040
Speaker 1: FAA to operate drone delivery service, which would take place

1394
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:37,759
Speaker 1: at night and they could drop packages up to fifty

1395
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 1: five pounds at your door. I just want to see

1396
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 1: what that looks like. They're gonna start bringing a great

1397
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:44,080
Speaker 1: tea into work every morning. Yeah, drop them off. I

1398
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,560
Speaker 1: wonder if we could catch a ride on one of

1399
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,160
Speaker 1: those things, if there were like a couple that could

1400
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 1: carry us to long, faraway places. And finally, Philadelphia is

1401
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:55,200
Speaker 1: officially the first city that has banned cashless stores. So

1402
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 1: they said, there are a lot of places that say

1403
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 1: we don't want to accept cash anymore, only use credit cards.

1404
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: Philadelphia said, no, can still use both. I love them

1405
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: for this wild yeah cash. I actually sometimes asked them,

1406
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: do you still take cash? Is that weird? All right?

1407
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: So as we say farewell to Greg Tea as he

1408
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: leaves did get his new job. Uh, you know, many

1409
01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 1: times on our show he was this close to being arrested,

1410
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 1: but there were four times he was actually arrested. And

1411
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: one of those times was when he broke into Martha

1412
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: Stewart's kitchen. But to be fair, he didn't break in.

1413
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: He was invited. Yeah, okay. He was up in Connecticut

1414
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:32,679
Speaker 1: with Scottie b and he said, let me drop into

1415
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,800
Speaker 1: the Marsia's Stewart's house. He pushed the buzzer, the gate

1416
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,280
Speaker 1: opened and he went in as if they wanted him there, right,

1417
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: And so that's where we pick up the story. Greg

1418
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,680
Speaker 1: t with Marsa Stewart. Greg the fry boy, where are

1419
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:54,280
Speaker 1: you now? I'm in the kitchen, you know, let me

1420
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 1: tell you to be in Martha Stewart's kitchen. That's a

1421
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 1: major major thing. So, t how is is? Is the

1422
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: house nice? Well? Yeah, it's like, yeah, all right, let

1423
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,639
Speaker 1: me ask you this um or can you not talk freely? Yeah? Okay?

1424
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 1: There's people around? Yeah, all right, here's your goal. Are

1425
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:12,599
Speaker 1: there like small little knicknacks and things laying around? Be nice?

1426
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 1: I give you a dollar for every small little knicknack

1427
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:18,519
Speaker 1: you can get the deal. So when Martha shows up,

1428
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: I mean they they think that you have an interview

1429
01:14:21,439 --> 01:14:25,240
Speaker 1: with Martha coming up. I hope you're prepared to interview

1430
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: or on the phone. No, but do you know there's

1431
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,600
Speaker 1: nothing come on, just say a board mission or something. No,

1432
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,479
Speaker 1: you're hey, tell me she's at least making you a

1433
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:37,760
Speaker 1: nice cinnamon hazelnut coffee. Here's the deal. Great, of course

1434
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:45,559
Speaker 1: she does. She's learning how to cook. Yes, I'm gonna sin. Yeah, sorry,

1435
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't know right, Well, tell her she should be

1436
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 1: a little more informed as to what's going on in

1437
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,680
Speaker 1: Marty's life. I'm sorry, what would you like me to do?

1438
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:57,680
Speaker 1: Don't no, no, no, don't let them around. You tell

1439
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:00,599
Speaker 1: them what to do. They're help, they're hired. You tell

1440
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,680
Speaker 1: them what to do they work for you take you

1441
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: know what, money cannot pay for the time of publicity.

1442
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: She's getting right now and she's getting it for free. Right,

1443
01:15:07,439 --> 01:15:09,200
Speaker 1: so there's no reason for you, great tea to be

1444
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,120
Speaker 1: nervous maybe listening. No, you guys, you got all the

1445
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: talk when you're sitting in the studio when I'm out

1446
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 1: here doing Let me ask you this. Did you do

1447
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: you find anything you can lift? Just assault shaker? You

1448
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 1: can go Scott, No, you you mister Leard, mister Leonard,

1449
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,720
Speaker 1: help him out and get a shaker. I'm not I'm

1450
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:30,240
Speaker 1: not playing it around these games. No, it's okay to

1451
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:38,080
Speaker 1: get something if it's disposable, Okay, paper club, paper cup, Yeah,

1452
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: a plant, come on to you. Just get like a

1453
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:47,840
Speaker 1: salt shaker or something. You guys, so what happened the truck? Why?

1454
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 1: Who told you that I go back to the truck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1455
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:56,200
Speaker 1: says well, if he does take something, now I understand,

1456
01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: I understand what happened. You know it's gonna get that

1457
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: to go to the truck. No, you don't understand. I

1458
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:04,600
Speaker 1: gotta go to the You know what, here's here's what

1459
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 1: I want you to do. Communican't tell you let me

1460
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 1: just let me tell you community, Just tell me why

1461
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:09,560
Speaker 1: you have to go to the truck. That's not I

1462
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:10,840
Speaker 1: want to know you right now. I'm gonna tell you

1463
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:18,479
Speaker 1: right now. Go ahead, why the reason? Why? No? Why

1464
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:21,880
Speaker 1: do I tell you? Go ahead? Go ahead? Down on

1465
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:28,840
Speaker 1: the ground. Speak okay, speak speak? Why do you do?

1466
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you. These guys want me quiet. No,

1467
01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,320
Speaker 1: you're not trying to help you carry this predicament. Why

1468
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 1: not commun what's a nice potato? And why are you

1469
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: going to the truy? Do you have to go to

1470
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 1: the truck? I'll tell you why already of the truck truck,

1471
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,200
Speaker 1: because this is why. It's a nice, nice, very very

1472
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:48,760
Speaker 1: nice lady. And she said that she got to show

1473
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 1: him once before for something like this, and then she

1474
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 1: just she's very nervous and said, you please just go

1475
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 1: outside the gates. This is when you try to gates

1476
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,680
Speaker 1: not open. What kind of help are you way? Hold

1477
01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,960
Speaker 1: on the gates on the opening. That is your stuf

1478
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:04,000
Speaker 1: in the compound. We'll tell you go back inside and

1479
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,000
Speaker 1: tell them that the gate won't open and steal something.

1480
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: Please Elliott, don't, mister Leonard, I like your idea if

1481
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:16,960
Speaker 1: they don't release the dogs. Hey, gee, you're not crying,

1482
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,080
Speaker 1: are you? This is so crazy? It's just Martha Stewart.

1483
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 1: Are you live right now? Yes? Yes, all the police

1484
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: are here. Yes now, fall down, fall down, your hurt

1485
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,559
Speaker 1: twisted anc hold on. The gate won't open. Let's make

1486
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: one because they want to trap you in there. Gar

1487
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 1: won't open. Here's the thing, you under arrest. You're a stock.

1488
01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,839
Speaker 1: Won't open, Tea, You have done nothing illegal. They invited

1489
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 1: you in. The gate won't open. Seriously, I'm gonna cry.

1490
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 1: Don't cry. Don't be a man. For God's sakes, Tea,

1491
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 1: you did nothing to legal. They won't open. Team, don't

1492
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,920
Speaker 1: worry about it. They'll get the gate open. It's an

1493
01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 1: excellent time to faint right now. We really need to

1494
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:57,160
Speaker 1: get the hell out of here. Really fair, So you

1495
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,840
Speaker 1: guys are not going to jail. No, we all got

1496
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,479
Speaker 1: tickets now as you drive away, OHO tickets for what

1497
01:18:02,439 --> 01:18:04,760
Speaker 1: tres passing? But you were did you tell me you

1498
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 1: argued that by false pretenses? See I told you you

1499
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 1: guys shouldn't have aligned him. Yeah, we need to get

1500
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,040
Speaker 1: out of here, right Okay, Well, Greg, you's gotta talking

1501
01:18:12,080 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 1: he's gonna he's gonna curse. Don't oh, don't cuss the phone.

1502
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: Don't cuss and they're on the air, don't care. Do

1503
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: you want him to have the phone? Yeah? You get you.

1504
01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 1: You guys got a freaking problem, all care. First of all,

1505
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:31,000
Speaker 1: listen to no no, ay for what you're gonna listen listening? No, no,

1506
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,559
Speaker 1: you know I have had enough. This was too close

1507
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:36,560
Speaker 1: for comfort. You know, God, I got Bobby. That's like, no,

1508
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:40,040
Speaker 1: one go in and hear my side. No, no, no,

1509
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,599
Speaker 1: give your daughter story, didn't give your stories this, don't cut,

1510
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: don't go too far. No, you can say do this,

1511
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:48,719
Speaker 1: do this, do this. You think it's a big joke,

1512
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 1: and then freaking happens? Are you sit during last and

1513
01:18:54,439 --> 01:18:56,840
Speaker 1: you sit there and say, oh no, you know how

1514
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,840
Speaker 1: somebody out the trouble put the handcuffs on five times.

1515
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:05,560
Speaker 1: We're curious. So you don't want it, so you have.

1516
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 1: First of all, why did you cry in front of

1517
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 1: the police? Y? I did not cry. I am just

1518
01:19:14,479 --> 01:19:17,280
Speaker 1: so so angry. Why how have you learned your lesson

1519
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: about lying? Elliott? You know what? You stop pushing him going,

1520
01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 1: You keep going, Elliott, You don't let up. Elliot, you're

1521
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 1: just a bully to this poor guy. Don't know what

1522
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:28,160
Speaker 1: to stop. Te te Tea, I want you to stop

1523
01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: stouding off for a second and listen to listen, Tea.

1524
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,600
Speaker 1: We were very worried about you. I want you to

1525
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,760
Speaker 1: tell us how you diffuse the situation and what is

1526
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 1: the outcome and what do we do now? I don't know. God,

1527
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 1: I just gotta hook I got it. I have this news.

1528
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,360
Speaker 1: While you didn't get arrested Elliot, so Malager, Matt Elliot,

1529
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,639
Speaker 1: let him talk. Come on, no Jesus and everybody charged

1530
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:51,120
Speaker 1: by t please just tell me what happened with the

1531
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,280
Speaker 1: police officers? What did they say to you? Okay, calm down,

1532
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:55,439
Speaker 1: what people are going on? What did they say? Just

1533
01:19:55,600 --> 01:20:00,719
Speaker 1: answer my question. It's simple, It says Christasy. The picket

1534
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:05,040
Speaker 1: seventy seven dollars. I'm having a cigarette. Well you're gonna

1535
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:08,479
Speaker 1: have to pay deal though, record, I get a record. Happy.

1536
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:17,719
Speaker 1: That's that's it. Somebody is gay? All right? Listen to me. Listen,

1537
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,080
Speaker 1: it's eight thirty. You still have time to go to

1538
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:26,519
Speaker 1: Phil Donahue's house. Elvis. That's good in the morning show

1539
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:30,640
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1540
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:32,760
Speaker 1: the one that's here to help your life go right.

1541
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:35,840
Speaker 1: State Farm talk to an agent today at one hundred

1542
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 1: State Farm. Okay, Elvis, I'm sorry, my PIDs are sweating

1543
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 1: and I'm el in the Morning show. My pits are

1544
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:50,720
Speaker 1: sweating a little bit too. Yeah. Uh, why, well, it's

1545
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,519
Speaker 1: straight Nate Elvis is on his way to Good Nay,

1546
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 1: New York on Fox five here in New York, and

1547
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 1: Elvis is listening right now. Hi. Hi. You remember when

1548
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:02,320
Speaker 1: that that like the principal would come in and watch

1549
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,920
Speaker 1: your teacher in class to evaluate her, to see how

1550
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 1: she was doing as a teacher. That's what I feel

1551
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:10,920
Speaker 1: like it's happening right now. Yeah, like he's listening and

1552
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:15,360
Speaker 1: evaluating everything that we're going to be doing well. Nope,

1553
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:17,840
Speaker 1: oh god, I don't want the pressure. Just give me

1554
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 1: some positive reinforcement or something. You're doing great, You're fantastic.

1555
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,120
Speaker 1: You're the best looking guy in the world. Now I

1556
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:30,479
Speaker 1: already knew that, but really so. A couple of seconds ago,

1557
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: we played an old bit of Greg t being arrested

1558
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,599
Speaker 1: at Martha Stewart's house. It's right, well, I was from

1559
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:37,720
Speaker 1: the December nineteen ninety six. Thank you for closing your

1560
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: eyes and speaking to me like that. That's coo scary

1561
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:46,000
Speaker 1: and people don't know that was Danielle's boyfriend, my boyfriend.

1562
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:48,560
Speaker 1: I In case you were wondering whose voice that was,

1563
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:54,280
Speaker 1: it was Elliott friend. Big deal. We kissed a couple

1564
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,080
Speaker 1: of times. How many times did you guys make out?

1565
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,840
Speaker 1: Like ten? No, it wasn't ten times. It was a

1566
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 1: long time ago before I knew my husband. It was

1567
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: but my past that it was more than one lesson,

1568
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:10,599
Speaker 1: that was it? Why you jealous? Okay? I think it's

1569
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,200
Speaker 1: so funny how these guys will put you in a

1570
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:15,479
Speaker 1: relationship with someone for like smiling at them. I Brody

1571
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 1: trying to tell me I'm in love with people that

1572
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,760
Speaker 1: definitely wasn't in love Withever, No, now I'm in love.

1573
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:22,120
Speaker 1: But still before he's like, I know you're in love.

1574
01:22:22,160 --> 01:22:23,840
Speaker 1: I know what's going on. Yellow know anything to prove

1575
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:28,759
Speaker 1: me wrong? Anyway, Well, thank you, especially for the Brodie,

1576
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,280
Speaker 1: thank you. I couldn't hear word you were saying. So

1577
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,840
Speaker 1: if he is listening, Nate, he just sentenced the text. Okay,

1578
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 1: what he is listening and loving the show? Okay, he says,

1579
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm not coming into Mark god A right, So you

1580
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,320
Speaker 1: guys didn't date just to clear phone. No, no, I

1581
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:44,160
Speaker 1: believe you. It just made out twenty six. Oh we

1582
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 1: didn't the fen Why are we going to get Elliott

1583
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,720
Speaker 1: on the phone? Well, just to see what you're in

1584
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:52,840
Speaker 1: this side of the story, because we did. We just

1585
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,560
Speaker 1: made up. He'll tell you. We just had to move on.

1586
01:22:54,680 --> 01:22:56,280
Speaker 1: Great tea was sobbing, So, I mean we have to

1587
01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 1: talk about something. I was a bunch of more great

1588
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:01,599
Speaker 1: tea stuff. You're to be sobbing it about five minutes

1589
01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:05,000
Speaker 1: when my foot goes up your head, I might enjoy that. Well,

1590
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:07,040
Speaker 1: let's get into the Danielle report, so you can stay

1591
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:10,000
Speaker 1: far away from me. Gosh darn it. All right, So

1592
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: I want to say something, So Nancy not so g

1593
01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:17,240
Speaker 1: deed on the catwalk at the Paris Fashion Show Paris

1594
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:20,880
Speaker 1: Fashion Week, and all of a sudden, a comedian, Marie

1595
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,080
Speaker 1: her name is, She gets up on the stage and

1596
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:27,160
Speaker 1: she totally acts like she's in the show, hands on

1597
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:30,040
Speaker 1: hip sache, hanging down the runway, and it took a

1598
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:34,040
Speaker 1: while for photographers and security to actually realize this one

1599
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 1: in the show. So ged actually was one of the

1600
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,680
Speaker 1: ones to get her off of the stage. Who was

1601
01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:41,920
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. I think the best part about it is

1602
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 1: the reaction though from the fashion community, because I realized

1603
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:47,720
Speaker 1: the day of all the communities are the ones with

1604
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: the worst sense of humor. They are acting like someone

1605
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 1: shot their mother, Like they destroyed these years and years

1606
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,639
Speaker 1: of work. It was fine. What person jumped on stage

1607
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: to be fine? Yeah, you'll be fine. She Energuly looked funny.

1608
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,400
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. She was so cute. Justin number late

1609
01:24:00,439 --> 01:24:03,720
Speaker 1: got tackled on the red carpet by a serial prankster guy.

1610
01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:06,760
Speaker 1: So he and Jessica Biel were walking um and this

1611
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,519
Speaker 1: guy grabbed his legs. They kind of laughed it off

1612
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,240
Speaker 1: after they like passed the guy and and Justin just

1613
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:14,360
Speaker 1: looked like, what the hell was that? Like, really he

1614
01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:18,160
Speaker 1: wasn't two faces that he does it all the time.

1615
01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:21,080
Speaker 1: Do they not recognize him coming? Seriously? I think he

1616
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:23,559
Speaker 1: was honestly hidden. And then he kind of like jumps

1617
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:27,120
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. I'm not even kidding it. DMZ is

1618
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:30,080
Speaker 1: saying that Kylie Jenner dump Travis Scott. They claim they're

1619
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,920
Speaker 1: taking a break. It looks like they will find a

1620
01:24:31,960 --> 01:24:34,439
Speaker 1: way to co parents Stormy their little girl, and apparently

1621
01:24:34,479 --> 01:24:36,840
Speaker 1: Stormy was Kylie's plus one at the Beaver wedding. She

1622
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 1: did not bring Travis, she brought the little one. And

1623
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:40,560
Speaker 1: now you have the next season of Keeping Up with

1624
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:47,200
Speaker 1: the kardash Did you think of who? I just love

1625
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,519
Speaker 1: them so much. I feel like there are contracts in place,

1626
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:51,000
Speaker 1: like you will date for this long, you will break

1627
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,360
Speaker 1: up at this time. It will be in time for

1628
01:24:52,439 --> 01:24:54,439
Speaker 1: the recording of our next season, And as soon as

1629
01:24:54,479 --> 01:24:56,880
Speaker 1: I finished this next episode, I will be kept up

1630
01:24:56,880 --> 01:25:01,280
Speaker 1: with the Kardashians. Um So, October Breast cancer Awareness month.

1631
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:04,840
Speaker 1: It is very important that you do yourself exams at home,

1632
01:25:05,280 --> 01:25:07,880
Speaker 1: and not just women, men as well. Even though it

1633
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:10,759
Speaker 1: is very rare for a guy to get breast cancer,

1634
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 1: they do just like Beyonce's dad, he just got diagnosed.

1635
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,120
Speaker 1: So it is important that we all get checked. And

1636
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 1: if you don't think that they can get your boobs

1637
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:22,360
Speaker 1: in those mammogram machines, let me tell you something. My

1638
01:25:22,479 --> 01:25:25,840
Speaker 1: friend Stella, she does momographies. She finds a way to

1639
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,400
Speaker 1: get men's boobs in those machines. All right, I'm like

1640
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 1: an acup, So yeah, I think you're less than an

1641
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,360
Speaker 1: a cup. She was looking for an example and take

1642
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,200
Speaker 1: off a sure, yeah, you want to show us this

1643
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:41,640
Speaker 1: operation he was on, but this is not sexy Online

1644
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,920
Speaker 1: says the Beaver wedding costs more than Oh no, that

1645
01:25:43,960 --> 01:25:46,400
Speaker 1: Elvis isn't here. We can talk, okay, So Eonline says

1646
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,679
Speaker 1: the Beaver wedding cost more than five hundred thousand dollars,

1647
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,240
Speaker 1: including about one hundred and forty thousand for the hotel

1648
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:53,599
Speaker 1: and one hundred and fifty thousand for the wedding planner.

1649
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,200
Speaker 1: So do we think Elvis was a lot more than

1650
01:25:56,240 --> 01:26:01,280
Speaker 1: that or less? Way more more's I saw pictures of

1651
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:04,639
Speaker 1: Beaver's wedding. It wasn't even close to Elvis sweating was awesome,

1652
01:26:04,760 --> 01:26:08,439
Speaker 1: There's no way. And John Legend this they Christy Taken

1653
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:10,960
Speaker 1: posted this a couple of days ago. So cute John

1654
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:14,000
Speaker 1: Legend playing piano with his eighteen month old son. So

1655
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:16,519
Speaker 1: adorable And if you get a chance to check it out,

1656
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:19,240
Speaker 1: please do. And the Mass Singer and the NFL won

1657
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:22,040
Speaker 1: the week in the ratings. Mass Singer is on tonight.

1658
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:25,240
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio Music Festival Night one of the show

1659
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 1: tonight on the c W. And don't forget American Harror Story,

1660
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:30,320
Speaker 1: which is awesome if you haven't been watching it. Okay,

1661
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:32,680
Speaker 1: thank you very much getting outcome. By the way, I

1662
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,600
Speaker 1: think we're going to get your ex boyfriends, not my exodus.

1663
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:39,600
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean he's an ex boyfriend. He was a

1664
01:26:39,680 --> 01:26:42,439
Speaker 1: guy I hung out. If we're talking about people you've

1665
01:26:42,479 --> 01:26:44,479
Speaker 1: made out with your ex boyfriends or girlfriends, i'd just

1666
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:49,880
Speaker 1: be careful. Yeah, exactly, you made out whatever. God, I'm

1667
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:53,280
Speaker 1: just saying, yeah, I can get him. Somebody on the

1668
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:57,920
Speaker 1: phone right now want me to. I don't think we

1669
01:26:57,920 --> 01:27:02,839
Speaker 1: should do that. Made everybody in makeout with ain't your girlfriend? Exactly?

1670
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:04,760
Speaker 1: You tell you might be. I mean, I did enjoy

1671
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,240
Speaker 1: good makeout back in the day, but I'm a detached

1672
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:09,680
Speaker 1: man now. Can't just make out with anybody. No. But

1673
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,880
Speaker 1: were they all your ex girlfriends? No? Not all of them.

1674
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:16,799
Speaker 1: Sure they wanted to be my ex girlfriend or current girlfriend.

1675
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,599
Speaker 1: Gandhi shut that down real. You put your hand down

1676
01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 1: Greg Tea's pants, Remember that. I didn't like that. That

1677
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 1: was one thing I will not miss about him either.

1678
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:28,800
Speaker 1: I actually touched his wiener. Yeah you did, very Uh No,

1679
01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:32,200
Speaker 1: it was you remember that bit. It was witzing Gregg

1680
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:34,760
Speaker 1: Tea's pants and he had spaghettios in his pants, and

1681
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:36,880
Speaker 1: it felt like a little cocktail Wiener down there with

1682
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:41,120
Speaker 1: the spaghettios. Anyway, Um, do you guys believe in hypnotism? No, no,

1683
01:27:41,479 --> 01:27:44,960
Speaker 1: adult Daniel, I do because it has happened to my husband,

1684
01:27:45,240 --> 01:27:50,120
Speaker 1: your husband, and he does that. Explain the man? You

1685
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,680
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not coming in when you're host in

1686
01:27:51,720 --> 01:27:55,559
Speaker 1: the show anymore. You know them, you know when at

1687
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,360
Speaker 1: the carnivals when they get like a whole bunch of

1688
01:27:57,439 --> 01:28:00,680
Speaker 1: people on the stage and they hypnotize them. He was

1689
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 1: one of those at the hypnotized. So what did he do?

1690
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:05,519
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think he's made like weird sounds

1691
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:07,760
Speaker 1: and stuff. I have to ask him, but I think

1692
01:28:07,800 --> 01:28:10,200
Speaker 1: they had a video of it too. See, I don't

1693
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,160
Speaker 1: believe in hypnotism. I'm sorry. Like we we were talking

1694
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 1: about playing Gregg te Bits and he got hypnotized one time. Yeah,

1695
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,960
Speaker 1: we had a hypnotist in the studio and we challenged

1696
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:22,400
Speaker 1: him to hypnotize Greg T. And he hypnotized Greg T

1697
01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:24,760
Speaker 1: as you'll hear in this. Yeah, if you've been hypnotized

1698
01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:26,880
Speaker 1: and believing it, one hundred two two zero one hundred.

1699
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:28,400
Speaker 1: Because I don't believe in it. I've tried to be

1700
01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:31,200
Speaker 1: hypnotized doesn't work. I know they're just speaking at and

1701
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:33,719
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, you're very calm, you're very peaceful.

1702
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't work, no, not at all. And they say

1703
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:37,240
Speaker 1: you have to keep an open mind to be able

1704
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:39,080
Speaker 1: to do it. I feel like I've tried and it

1705
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,519
Speaker 1: hasn't worked. I keep my mind. My mind's blank. I'm like,

1706
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,240
Speaker 1: come on, hypnotized. Well, this is great T getting hypnotized

1707
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:48,680
Speaker 1: and singing the Alien national anthem. Yeah, okay, all right,

1708
01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:50,840
Speaker 1: this is great T getting hypnotized. Years ago, we have

1709
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:54,280
Speaker 1: Greg Tea here and he's gonna sing the Martian national anthem.

1710
01:28:54,439 --> 01:28:59,800
Speaker 1: All right, Greg, this is fabulous. Yeah. We one thing

1711
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:07,240
Speaker 1: guy way say one was shy um bye shi my

1712
01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:13,200
Speaker 1: bye guy bye bye. All right Greg. As soon as

1713
01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:16,120
Speaker 1: I tunesday snapped my fingers, you realize that you are

1714
01:29:16,360 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 1: Anthony Federal Off and you are American Idol contestant, and

1715
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:22,759
Speaker 1: you're here to sing your song favorite song on nursery

1716
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:26,120
Speaker 1: vine for us. Ready, one, two, three, and go ahead, Anthony,

1717
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:32,760
Speaker 1: go to sleep, Go to sleep, Go to sleep, my

1718
01:29:34,240 --> 01:29:41,800
Speaker 1: little Gregory, go little sleep, go to sleep and have

1719
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:51,880
Speaker 1: happy tree. All right, Greg, look at me, yes, sir,

1720
01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:57,720
Speaker 1: and sleep go back to sleep. Oh can you teach

1721
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 1: us how to do that? So great, Tea, I actually

1722
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:03,000
Speaker 1: got hypnotized. I was in the studio. I saw it

1723
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,400
Speaker 1: with my own eyes, and when he told him to

1724
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,840
Speaker 1: go to sleep, he put his head down and went

1725
01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:09,200
Speaker 1: to bed. I mean, you, Greg Tea can't ask that. Well, well,

1726
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,759
Speaker 1: that's true. I mean we would ask Greg Tea, except

1727
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:14,160
Speaker 1: he's a blubbering mess right now from the last time.

1728
01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:17,200
Speaker 1: But okay, so let's let's see. Have you ever been hypnotized,

1729
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:20,680
Speaker 1: because I seriously don't believe that was true. Angela down

1730
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:24,439
Speaker 1: there in Florida, you were hypnotized on your honeymoon. I was.

1731
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't remember the guy's name, but me and my

1732
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,960
Speaker 1: husband and our wedding party went to a show in Vegas. Huh.

1733
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,960
Speaker 1: And he just asked twelve people to run up on

1734
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:36,559
Speaker 1: stage if they wanted to be hypnotized. And I made

1735
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:40,439
Speaker 1: the twelve and I really didn't believe in it until like,

1736
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:44,639
Speaker 1: this is a dirty show. So he had me doing

1737
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:46,479
Speaker 1: things that I would never do. And it was an

1738
01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:49,920
Speaker 1: audience of probably a couple thousand people like we had.

1739
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:51,760
Speaker 1: He would whisper things in your ear and I had

1740
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,479
Speaker 1: to pretend I was a porn star and I had

1741
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:57,760
Speaker 1: sex with like a chair, and he had me take

1742
01:30:57,920 --> 01:31:01,280
Speaker 1: my bra off and put it over my clothing in

1743
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:03,479
Speaker 1: front of everyone. Like he just had people on the

1744
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:07,080
Speaker 1: stage doing all kinds of funny, crazy stuff. You remember

1745
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:12,120
Speaker 1: any of this, Angelo, you just we we remember it completely,

1746
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,360
Speaker 1: but it's almost like I was in a dream, like

1747
01:31:16,720 --> 01:31:19,280
Speaker 1: like I was kind of sleepy, and I felt like

1748
01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:21,040
Speaker 1: I was coming in and out of it. So he'd like,

1749
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:22,800
Speaker 1: look at you. It looked like you were coming out

1750
01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:24,840
Speaker 1: of it. My eyes you could see on the video

1751
01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:26,680
Speaker 1: because we bought the video, and my eyes were like

1752
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,599
Speaker 1: glazed over, like I was drunk. But I remember everything.

1753
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:32,960
Speaker 1: But I would just do whatever you told me to do. Okay, wow,

1754
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:38,560
Speaker 1: I yeah, Now are you a very suggestible person? I

1755
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:41,280
Speaker 1: believe I am. A lot of people got taken off

1756
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:43,880
Speaker 1: the stage really quickly because he could not put them under,

1757
01:31:44,479 --> 01:31:46,479
Speaker 1: so he just asked them to leave real quick, so

1758
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,920
Speaker 1: you know, the show wasn't ruined, or if anyone sell

1759
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:51,559
Speaker 1: out of it, someone would escort them up the stage

1760
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:55,280
Speaker 1: real quickly. But okay, most of us, yeah, most of

1761
01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:57,600
Speaker 1: us stayed hypnotized. And then he did this thing I

1762
01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,479
Speaker 1: swear by it. He's like, Okay, you're gonna be able

1763
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:02,439
Speaker 1: to drink off all night. Um. When you hit, when

1764
01:32:02,479 --> 01:32:05,120
Speaker 1: you hit your head hits the pillow, you're gonna pass out.

1765
01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:07,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna sleep, well, you're only gonna get about two

1766
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:10,160
Speaker 1: hours sleep. You're gonna wake up refreshed. And it worked.

1767
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:12,439
Speaker 1: I drank Flake four in the morning, didn't get up

1768
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,479
Speaker 1: till six, and I was refreshed like nothing ever happened. Okay,

1769
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,360
Speaker 1: getting like the guy's voice, his intonation, the words he

1770
01:32:19,479 --> 01:32:23,720
Speaker 1: was using, like what would exactly kind of hypnotize you? Um.

1771
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:27,600
Speaker 1: He was like first talking to us real slowly and

1772
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:30,920
Speaker 1: just saying, you know, relax, all right, let me let

1773
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:34,680
Speaker 1: me try this, all right, all right, yeah, let's get

1774
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:36,800
Speaker 1: some Let's talk to Blake while Scar he's looking for something.

1775
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:38,960
Speaker 1: Hang on, oh, hang on, Let's see if I can

1776
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:42,799
Speaker 1: talk Blake. Blake. Okay, hey, Blake, So you were hypnotize school.

1777
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:51,080
Speaker 1: I wasn't. Um, my my brother was, okay, yeah was he?

1778
01:32:51,120 --> 01:32:54,320
Speaker 1: Actually it was just you know, does it sound fake

1779
01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:57,840
Speaker 1: or what? Um? At first I thought it was fake

1780
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:01,719
Speaker 1: because you know, um, the himatists took like twenty people

1781
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:07,280
Speaker 1: from the high school, like students, and as the girl

1782
01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:09,479
Speaker 1: who was on before me said, like a lot of

1783
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:13,439
Speaker 1: people started leaving early, so it made it seem like

1784
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:16,280
Speaker 1: the hypnotists like wasn't very good at what he was doing.

1785
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:19,120
Speaker 1: But then we had like someone in the fifth or

1786
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:22,160
Speaker 1: sixth row, and during one of like the little things

1787
01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:25,439
Speaker 1: that he was doing, the person in the row stood up,

1788
01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:30,600
Speaker 1: started stripping down to their underwear and jumped on stage. Okay,

1789
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:34,800
Speaker 1: that sounds like something great T would do. So I

1790
01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:37,400
Speaker 1: just don't understand how if these people have this power,

1791
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:40,559
Speaker 1: you were not wielding it in a different way make

1792
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:44,679
Speaker 1: people go rob banks for me? So gandhi, Yes, listen

1793
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:48,519
Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice doing it. You're very relaxed.

1794
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:52,719
Speaker 1: You're very calm. Think of a space far far away

1795
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:59,080
Speaker 1: that's empty. Just imagine the blankness enveloping him from head

1796
01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:02,000
Speaker 1: to toe, and you're going to do exactly what I

1797
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:09,160
Speaker 1: say on the count of three, one, close your eyes.

1798
01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:16,960
Speaker 1: Very relaxed, you are two, extremely relaxed that blank space

1799
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:23,360
Speaker 1: enveloping you three? Yeah, are you hypnotized? No? I didn't

1800
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:26,400
Speaker 1: even get an interest. He didn't even give you, So

1801
01:34:26,479 --> 01:34:28,479
Speaker 1: you're gonna do whatever I say. You didn't say anything, Well,

1802
01:34:28,479 --> 01:34:31,880
Speaker 1: because you could tell you're not being hypnotized your eyes.

1803
01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:35,840
Speaker 1: You're not a professional. This is all crap. You suck

1804
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:38,000
Speaker 1: at this. This is crap. All right, This is more

1805
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:44,320
Speaker 1: like that. Get let's get into sound Garrett, all right,

1806
01:34:44,920 --> 01:34:48,280
Speaker 1: hang out, all right. I believe in him, By the way,

1807
01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:50,479
Speaker 1: I think it's totally true. Well, we should hypnotize you

1808
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,640
Speaker 1: when great tea leaves, all right, and we should make

1809
01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 1: you great tea. Oh, let's talk about that later. Hey,

1810
01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:59,080
Speaker 1: October second, But yesterday the news couldn't believe it was

1811
01:34:59,160 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 1: October first. First, I can't believe it. I can't believe

1812
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,400
Speaker 1: it's October already. Well, it's hard to believe that October

1813
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:09,000
Speaker 1: is here already. We're moving into October already. If you

1814
01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:11,559
Speaker 1: can believe it, do you believe it's already Otober? It's

1815
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:15,320
Speaker 1: October already? I don't believe. It's hard to believe that

1816
01:35:15,439 --> 01:35:18,479
Speaker 1: October is already here. And I can't wait for November.

1817
01:35:18,720 --> 01:35:20,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's November. You know who said it

1818
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:24,800
Speaker 1: yesterday in this room, Daniel, Really, I can't believe it's

1819
01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:28,680
Speaker 1: October all right. Remember the video game Halo, So the

1820
01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:31,560
Speaker 1: creators are making a new game based around Aliens, and

1821
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:34,840
Speaker 1: obviously they didn't break into Area fifty one to get

1822
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:38,240
Speaker 1: this sound, so they had to enlist a pug to

1823
01:35:38,439 --> 01:35:50,440
Speaker 1: play the part of Aliens in their upcoming video games. Disturbing.

1824
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:56,400
Speaker 1: It just goes on like that. That's gross. Yeah, so

1825
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:59,599
Speaker 1: I didn't know better. I believe it. It does sound

1826
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:03,680
Speaker 1: like when's Gary does his tongue thing in there. All right,

1827
01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:06,360
Speaker 1: we're not doing that, all right. There is a homeless

1828
01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:09,080
Speaker 1: woman going viral right now out in Los Angeles. She

1829
01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:11,760
Speaker 1: was in a subway and she was singing opera and

1830
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:14,640
Speaker 1: someone recorded it. And she's actually getting a lot of

1831
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:16,840
Speaker 1: money right now from go fund me pages. But listen

1832
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:32,080
Speaker 1: to how incredible she sounds. Wow. You think she's definitely

1833
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:33,680
Speaker 1: gonna find some work after that. And plus a lot

1834
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,840
Speaker 1: of people are donating money to help her find a

1835
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,880
Speaker 1: place to live and get her back up on her feet.

1836
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:42,240
Speaker 1: But it reminds me of that another homeless man that

1837
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,880
Speaker 1: that went viral a few years ago, that Ted Williams. Yes,

1838
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:46,800
Speaker 1: I know that guy. You know that guy. Yeah, it

1839
01:36:46,840 --> 01:36:48,760
Speaker 1: was in Columbus, Ohio, and that happened when I lived there.

1840
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:51,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're listening to nothing but the best

1841
01:36:51,080 --> 01:36:53,760
Speaker 1: of oldies. You're listening to Magic ninety eight point nine.

1842
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:57,560
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. How does a homeless guy have

1843
01:36:57,640 --> 01:37:01,280
Speaker 1: a voice like that means? And then Craft hired him

1844
01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 1: right after that video and are doing now Craft commercials

1845
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:10,720
Speaker 1: Macaronium cheese, cheese top with golden brown bread, drugs, you know,

1846
01:37:12,479 --> 01:37:14,240
Speaker 1: so it's kind of interesting. I thought he'd gotten some

1847
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:16,080
Speaker 1: other trouble or something after he did, but we're going

1848
01:37:16,160 --> 01:37:19,920
Speaker 1: to move on from that. And then finally I will

1849
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,519
Speaker 1: say the last time I ran into him was at

1850
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:23,080
Speaker 1: a bar in Columbus. It was like last year, and

1851
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:26,280
Speaker 1: he was hanging handing out caricatures of himself and asking

1852
01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:28,280
Speaker 1: people if they wanted to pay twenty dollars for him

1853
01:37:28,320 --> 01:37:30,960
Speaker 1: to sign it. Really yeah, all right, it's just fine.

1854
01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:34,400
Speaker 1: Remember the bagel guy from Long Island. He was complaining

1855
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:37,519
Speaker 1: that he can't find a date because of his height, right,

1856
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,640
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Speaker 1: great advice. Do you want to fight the guy then? Gun? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got to this place. Two works. What are they?

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Speaker 1: Scary plush drawing pizza. Okay, I think I think we

1924
01:41:12,360 --> 01:41:14,240
Speaker 1: all laugh at scary and how much he eats. But

1925
01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:16,080
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever really thought about Maybe he

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01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:20,479
Speaker 1: has a tapeworm. Yeah, he must have eight pieces away

1927
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Speaker 1: like that a tape worms tapelines, you know, like a

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1929
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Speaker 1: What would a group of tapeworms? Gross? I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it was funny he walked in the room and gone,

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Speaker 1: he's like scary. Can I just ask you something? How

1932
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:37,200
Speaker 1: do you eat that much? Like you've read? What? Seven

1933
01:41:37,280 --> 01:41:40,519
Speaker 1: pieces of piece living inside him? No, no, it's a technique. No,

1934
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:43,280
Speaker 1: don't touch me. You got fest of All All I

1935
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:46,720
Speaker 1: do is throw the crush, throw the crushes away. I

1936
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:49,400
Speaker 1: throw the crush away, and I do all my carbloading

1937
01:41:49,479 --> 01:41:54,880
Speaker 1: in the morning. See as the day goes by, less

1938
01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:57,760
Speaker 1: and less carbs by one two in the afternoon, I

1939
01:41:57,800 --> 01:42:00,599
Speaker 1: don't carve. I have no carbsy, I've been in dinner

1940
01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:02,680
Speaker 1: with you. You order one of every appetizer at eight

1941
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,960
Speaker 1: o'clock at night. You're a walking car. I don't like

1942
01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:08,560
Speaker 1: the carbload you. I think you've had like thirteen to

1943
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:12,000
Speaker 1: seventeen pieces of pizza. That's an exorbitant amount of carbloading.

1944
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:14,120
Speaker 1: I just where does it go? Yeah, taking the crust

1945
01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:18,200
Speaker 1: off of fourteen slices doesn't really equal anything better. I'm sorry,

1946
01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:22,680
Speaker 1: that's still fourteen pieces of pieces. How many did you have? Had? Eight?

1947
01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:26,360
Speaker 1: I had four mini slices. These are not the slices.

1948
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:30,640
Speaker 1: Those are small. He sounds like me at Halloween. I

1949
01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:33,240
Speaker 1: only had seven many fun sized snickers. I didn't have

1950
01:42:33,439 --> 01:42:36,599
Speaker 1: seven full bars. Other than scary's eating habits, let's talk

1951
01:42:36,600 --> 01:42:40,880
Speaker 1: about Danielle's ex boyfriends. Yeah, boyfriend we kiskay. I just

1952
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:44,280
Speaker 1: want to know the answer, because it can't tell you

1953
01:42:44,439 --> 01:42:46,000
Speaker 1: the same thing. What I do want to get to

1954
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:48,559
Speaker 1: is have you ever had a relationship that went bad

1955
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Speaker 1: and you had to change your daily routine because of it? Oh,

1956
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Speaker 1: so we have a friend here at the radio station.

1957
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Speaker 1: Can we say your name? No? I can't say your name. No.

1958
01:42:56,400 --> 01:42:58,840
Speaker 1: So we have this friend that works at another station. Yeah,

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01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:01,439
Speaker 1: that'd be doing a podcast with one of us. I

1960
01:43:01,479 --> 01:43:04,400
Speaker 1: don't know, but she has to change the way she

1961
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:06,920
Speaker 1: comes into the building to avoid someone that she hooked

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Speaker 1: up with, right, Yeah, tell the story. Okay, So she

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01:43:10,160 --> 01:43:12,880
Speaker 1: hooked up with somebody who is in a location that

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Speaker 1: all of us walk past every single morning and we

1965
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,479
Speaker 1: see and say hello, what's going on. Everything's fine? Well,

1966
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:21,800
Speaker 1: she hooked up with this person. Things went bad, not

1967
01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:25,400
Speaker 1: badly enough that I think she should avoid him, yet

1968
01:43:25,520 --> 01:43:27,960
Speaker 1: she does. So I'm going to get my coffee every morning,

1969
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:30,160
Speaker 1: and she's going in opposite direction, like all the way

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01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:32,360
Speaker 1: around the building, which is all fine and dandy right now.

1971
01:43:32,560 --> 01:43:36,040
Speaker 1: In autumn, let winter come, she's going to be struggling. Yeah,

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01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:37,800
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I think you just need to address this,

1973
01:43:37,880 --> 01:43:39,559
Speaker 1: Just be like, hey, man, what's going on. Everything good,

1974
01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:42,479
Speaker 1: knuck it up and walk. But some people can't do that. No,

1975
01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:44,760
Speaker 1: she can't. You know, I hooked up with one person

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Speaker 1: at the office, my old office, not this office. But

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01:43:47,880 --> 01:43:50,720
Speaker 1: you did it well whatever I did. Luckily she got

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01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:52,320
Speaker 1: a job two weeks later. What I was going to

1979
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:54,120
Speaker 1: say is I might have had to get another job

1980
01:43:54,160 --> 01:43:56,559
Speaker 1: because I couldn't stand walking by her desk every day. Really,

1981
01:43:56,680 --> 01:43:59,439
Speaker 1: it was awful. I had to change my whole work hours.

1982
01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:03,720
Speaker 1: I mean, have you not heard that don't where you eat? Yeah? Yeah,

1983
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:06,639
Speaker 1: but you all have done it. Yeah, well I didn't

1984
01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:08,920
Speaker 1: work from doing I made out with a guy used

1985
01:44:08,960 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: to work with it Ruby Tuesday, and then he got

1986
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:16,439
Speaker 1: fired for stealing salad bars. Stealing salad bars. Yeah, there

1987
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:17,960
Speaker 1: was like this whole scam you could do with the

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01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:19,680
Speaker 1: salad bar where you just print one check for the

1989
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:21,240
Speaker 1: day and keep dropping it over and over and just

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01:44:21,320 --> 01:44:23,679
Speaker 1: pocket the cause. And he thought he was getting away

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01:44:23,720 --> 01:44:25,439
Speaker 1: with it, and he did it, and then he got fired,

1992
01:44:25,439 --> 01:44:26,479
Speaker 1: and I was like, that would be the one I

1993
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:30,680
Speaker 1: made out with. Yep, But Ruby Tuesday took friends trouble, right,

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01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:34,320
Speaker 1: So scary you did the opposite. So wait, somebody hooked

1995
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:36,040
Speaker 1: up with you and they tried to avoid you. No, No,

1996
01:44:36,240 --> 01:44:38,280
Speaker 1: someone hooked up with me. They broke up with me,

1997
01:44:38,439 --> 01:44:40,320
Speaker 1: and then I would go stalking them. I would go

1998
01:44:40,439 --> 01:44:44,360
Speaker 1: and no, I would just drive past her house to

1999
01:44:44,520 --> 01:44:51,080
Speaker 1: see what's going on. That's absolutely stalk. That's scary. Have

2000
01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:56,200
Speaker 1: another piece of piece of play. We have our lovely

2001
01:44:56,760 --> 01:45:01,160
Speaker 1: web liaison Alley out there at me telling us that

2002
01:45:01,240 --> 01:45:04,680
Speaker 1: she's hooked up with two people in the building currently. Ali, Yeah,

2003
01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:06,720
Speaker 1: you had to tell Well then the scary hooked up

2004
01:45:06,760 --> 01:45:10,719
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. I did again a long time ago. What. Okay,

2005
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:14,559
Speaker 1: So right now we're talking about have you ever hooked

2006
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:16,479
Speaker 1: up with someone in a place where you had to

2007
01:45:16,520 --> 01:45:20,240
Speaker 1: avoid them on a regular basis going forward? So? Ali, yeah,

2008
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:22,040
Speaker 1: do you want to name the people? I mean you

2009
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:24,320
Speaker 1: can name them, but they still work are in the

2010
01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:27,519
Speaker 1: sales department, They both still work here. I'm their best friends.

2011
01:45:27,920 --> 01:45:32,400
Speaker 1: Are they married? They're not married them at the same time. No,

2012
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:35,800
Speaker 1: a few months apart. Okay, what is their name? Rhyme

2013
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:39,680
Speaker 1: with that? Okay, we could get past that. We can

2014
01:45:39,720 --> 01:45:41,439
Speaker 1: make up any name here. We know how they are.

2015
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:44,320
Speaker 1: We'll post the pictures online later. Right now, So, how

2016
01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:46,479
Speaker 1: do you have to change your routine now that you

2017
01:45:46,600 --> 01:45:48,559
Speaker 1: have these two guys that you hooked up with on Well,

2018
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:53,200
Speaker 1: now I work up here, so you had to change floors? Yeah,

2019
01:45:53,600 --> 01:45:56,680
Speaker 1: I literally change floors. Um. No, the first guy, I

2020
01:45:56,800 --> 01:46:00,240
Speaker 1: just avoided seeing him at the water cooler hallways. Um,

2021
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:02,840
Speaker 1: I would like go into Tony's office, my boss a

2022
01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:06,200
Speaker 1: lot of the time. And the second guy works on

2023
01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:07,720
Speaker 1: the opposite side of the floor. So it wasn't as

2024
01:46:07,800 --> 01:46:09,200
Speaker 1: big of a deal, but both on the same floor

2025
01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:12,120
Speaker 1: as me. I love you, Ali, Yeah, Ali, you are

2026
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:16,120
Speaker 1: just you are so much. I think it's it's good

2027
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:18,880
Speaker 1: solid research. You are finding out the things you don't

2028
01:46:18,920 --> 01:46:20,160
Speaker 1: want so that you can find out what you do

2029
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:24,880
Speaker 1: exactly good for you than I don't think they're in yet.

2030
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:26,280
Speaker 1: If you need to go to your office on the

2031
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:28,640
Speaker 1: second floor, no, I'm gonna. I'm gonna stay up here

2032
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:31,040
Speaker 1: the rest of the day. You can don't make it.

2033
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:34,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever made out with a girl and there's

2034
01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:39,479
Speaker 1: a problem with your microphone? Hey John, John, how are

2035
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:47,680
Speaker 1: you doing? I was just Jacksonville, just cut out. I

2036
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:49,680
Speaker 1: don't know what happens here, John, So you hooked up

2037
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:55,160
Speaker 1: with a woman that works at your local Starbucks? What happened, John? Yeah?

2038
01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:58,240
Speaker 1: We were floating for a couple of weeks and then

2039
01:46:58,439 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 1: I finally got our number one it date. Um, it

2040
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:02,960
Speaker 1: just kind of didn't work out and now it can't

2041
01:47:02,960 --> 01:47:08,280
Speaker 1: go back there. You can get your double espresso half

2042
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:12,800
Speaker 1: calf latte because of that, I have to actually go

2043
01:47:12,840 --> 01:47:13,880
Speaker 1: way out of my way now to go to a

2044
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:17,320
Speaker 1: different Starbucks. But you have to go to a different

2045
01:47:17,360 --> 01:47:19,880
Speaker 1: Starbucks because you're hooked up with somebody, Like, how badly

2046
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:21,760
Speaker 1: are these things ending that you can't even just get

2047
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:24,240
Speaker 1: your coffee? What did you do? Yeah, that is a

2048
01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:27,160
Speaker 1: good question. I think I should check back in to

2049
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:30,400
Speaker 1: see if you just give a different name when you

2050
01:47:30,439 --> 01:47:34,760
Speaker 1: were so what wrong that you had to avoid her? Was?

2051
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:38,160
Speaker 1: Did you catch you at a dunkin? I mean, what

2052
01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:43,080
Speaker 1: it would happen? No, we were on a couple of

2053
01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:45,679
Speaker 1: dates and it's just, uh, you know, it just wasn't

2054
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:48,519
Speaker 1: wasn't to be Okay, all right, I think you can

2055
01:47:48,560 --> 01:47:50,720
Speaker 1: still get your coffee there. Yeah, I think you're fine. Yeah,

2056
01:47:50,760 --> 01:47:54,120
Speaker 1: you'll be all right. I mean, I'll let you know.

2057
01:47:54,720 --> 01:47:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, did you he was a home run?

2058
01:47:57,120 --> 01:47:59,800
Speaker 1: I mean, was it awkward? Different? Like, did you see

2059
01:47:59,840 --> 01:48:01,679
Speaker 1: this person naked that it would be awkward to see

2060
01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:07,479
Speaker 1: them again? Yeah? I was. It was definitely home run. Okay, Well,

2061
01:48:07,800 --> 01:48:09,920
Speaker 1: maybe she didn't want to see you either, right, Maybe

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01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:11,760
Speaker 1: she quit. Maybe she's like I never want to see

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01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:15,360
Speaker 1: that guy that orders you, carmelat what's going on, Danielle? Fine?

2064
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:19,360
Speaker 1: What are you having problems? Did I cause problems? No?

2065
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:21,880
Speaker 1: Everything's fine. Are you sure you didn't cause any problems?

2066
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:23,880
Speaker 1: We're all good. I can we cannot do what we

2067
01:48:23,960 --> 01:48:25,960
Speaker 1: were planning. No, no, no, no, we're fine. He's not.

2068
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:28,120
Speaker 1: My husband's I't even listening. He's in a meeting right now.

2069
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:33,439
Speaker 1: My son always listens in study class. I'm like, I

2070
01:48:33,560 --> 01:48:35,600
Speaker 1: just wanted to be studying. He's like, you got a

2071
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:38,000
Speaker 1: great show going on. I'm like, you're in study hall. Well,

2072
01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:39,960
Speaker 1: I hope he's listening. Next where we talked to your exports.

2073
01:48:41,560 --> 01:48:43,800
Speaker 1: I love you, listen to you every day. Thank you

2074
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:47,320
Speaker 1: for listening. This is Elvis Durand in the Morning show.

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01:48:49,520 --> 01:48:55,320
Speaker 1: Text us standard and messaging rates me apply. It's Elvis

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01:48:55,439 --> 01:48:58,040
Speaker 1: Durrand in the Morning show. That's right, it's an the

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01:48:58,080 --> 01:49:00,519
Speaker 1: morning Show. I'm straight and eight filling in as Elvis

2078
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:02,200
Speaker 1: is on Good Day in New York right now? Yeah?

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01:49:02,479 --> 01:49:04,120
Speaker 1: Is he on? I think he's on. I think he's

2080
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:06,840
Speaker 1: on right, Yeah, he's now, he's on right now. Well,

2081
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:08,680
Speaker 1: then he doesn't care what we do. We could do

2082
01:49:08,760 --> 01:49:13,720
Speaker 1: anything so much easier when he's not listening. Go for it.

2083
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:16,160
Speaker 1: Get us a fine. I'm just kidding. I know I'd

2084
01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:18,040
Speaker 1: have to pay it in no way. Now they would

2085
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:20,760
Speaker 1: just fire you and then the company would pay. That's

2086
01:49:20,760 --> 01:49:23,240
Speaker 1: how it works. So he's on good Day in New York.

2087
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:26,840
Speaker 1: Last night he did his big book signing that you

2088
01:49:26,960 --> 01:49:29,640
Speaker 1: guys am seed. Yeah, that was great. His book has

2089
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:33,080
Speaker 1: officially been out for a day now, right, Yeah, came

2090
01:49:33,120 --> 01:49:36,519
Speaker 1: out yesterday and he's got one review on Amazon. Guy

2091
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:40,519
Speaker 1: liked it, gave it five stars. Yeah, he's number I

2092
01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:44,559
Speaker 1: think seventy four the top was it like sixty? It varies.

2093
01:49:44,800 --> 01:49:48,840
Speaker 1: They updated every hour. Number yeah, number sixty. He peaked.

2094
01:49:50,439 --> 01:49:52,840
Speaker 1: They reached the top of the charts. Um, so yeah,

2095
01:49:52,840 --> 01:49:54,479
Speaker 1: that happened last night. I got to thank our friends

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01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:57,720
Speaker 1: at the Longye. I guess they were one of the

2097
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,760
Speaker 1: sponsors there last night. Visit them at the Longye dot com.

2098
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:01,800
Speaker 1: I you get all of your appliances from the long

2099
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:07,160
Speaker 1: Right scary right. I have the old day Levenza toaster,

2100
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:09,040
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, this thing does everything. I

2101
01:50:09,080 --> 01:50:11,439
Speaker 1: could just throw out my entire stove and just use

2102
01:50:11,520 --> 01:50:14,759
Speaker 1: this because it does like seventeen different things. It convects,

2103
01:50:15,000 --> 01:50:19,679
Speaker 1: it bakes. You're a good commercial. Your eyes are closed

2104
01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:25,200
Speaker 1: and you're leaning back your and leaning into the appliance

2105
01:50:25,320 --> 01:50:28,600
Speaker 1: and it's speaking might burn you. You're leaning into me

2106
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:33,439
Speaker 1: right now? And then also Table Lady seven. I know

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01:50:33,520 --> 01:50:36,080
Speaker 1: they brought some pizza there yesterday. Scary any words for

2108
01:50:36,120 --> 01:50:40,640
Speaker 1: Table Lady seven. Let me tell you about pizza. I

2109
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:43,080
Speaker 1: cannot wait to get that and and make it at

2110
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:46,720
Speaker 1: home in your in your livenza all day over. Oh

2111
01:50:46,840 --> 01:50:50,960
Speaker 1: my god. By the way, Table Lady seven dot com

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01:50:51,040 --> 01:50:54,560
Speaker 1: they're offering twenty percent off orders nationwide. Two fans of

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01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:58,120
Speaker 1: the show with Coade Elvis e lv I s Hey, scary,

2114
01:50:58,160 --> 01:50:59,840
Speaker 1: I never got my livenza all day op in your

2115
01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:02,120
Speaker 1: with me? I was, Oh, I'm gonna go. I fixed

2116
01:51:02,160 --> 01:51:03,760
Speaker 1: that right after the show. I will take care of that.

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01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:06,400
Speaker 1: Is that the one you stole from Elvis's office? No? No,

2118
01:51:06,560 --> 01:51:09,240
Speaker 1: that one I returned to him because he said I'd

2119
01:51:09,240 --> 01:51:11,840
Speaker 1: be fired if I didn't. Yeah, that's a good reason

2120
01:51:11,920 --> 01:51:15,400
Speaker 1: to return, I get. I'm not going to name names,

2121
01:51:15,560 --> 01:51:18,439
Speaker 1: but or is somebody in this building who recently left

2122
01:51:18,520 --> 01:51:20,800
Speaker 1: the job and on his way out he stole the

2123
01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:23,800
Speaker 1: convection oven or whatever the oven was. He stole it

2124
01:51:23,920 --> 01:51:26,160
Speaker 1: on his way out. There's his name. Rhyme with cake,

2125
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:32,000
Speaker 1: No it rhyme with Rob. Yes, runs with Rob? Do

2126
01:51:32,040 --> 01:51:34,160
Speaker 1: you know what you did? I know? People, and this

2127
01:51:34,320 --> 01:51:37,920
Speaker 1: happens in offices. Unfortunately, people get let go, they get fired,

2128
01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:39,800
Speaker 1: they get laid off. Whatever. You have to clean out

2129
01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:42,719
Speaker 1: your desk, Yeah, if you're cleaning out, here's some advice

2130
01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:44,240
Speaker 1: because I've been let go. It was one of the

2131
01:51:44,320 --> 01:51:46,040
Speaker 1: hardest things I've ever gone through in my life. When

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01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:48,240
Speaker 1: I got called into the manager's office, I felt like

2133
01:51:48,320 --> 01:51:50,360
Speaker 1: I was being called to the principal, and said, why

2134
01:51:50,400 --> 01:51:52,240
Speaker 1: do I feel like I'm in trouble? Is it? Why

2135
01:51:52,240 --> 01:51:54,639
Speaker 1: don't you close the door and sit down? And five

2136
01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:56,640
Speaker 1: minutes later I'm walking out with a box and it

2137
01:51:56,760 --> 01:52:00,200
Speaker 1: was just the most awkward, embarrassing thing. But feel free

2138
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:02,000
Speaker 1: to steal as much as you want at that moment.

2139
01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:05,439
Speaker 1: That is your opportunity. Hell, I wanted to take the

2140
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:07,240
Speaker 1: phone off the desk. I know I couldn't use it

2141
01:52:07,280 --> 01:52:09,200
Speaker 1: at home, but I just wanted to take it. Ok,

2142
01:52:09,280 --> 01:52:11,880
Speaker 1: I gotta have some You gotta have some spite, you know, stealing,

2143
01:52:12,120 --> 01:52:14,200
Speaker 1: you know. I already went down to HR and I

2144
01:52:14,320 --> 01:52:18,080
Speaker 1: told them, listen, when you let me go, I'm packing

2145
01:52:18,160 --> 01:52:20,800
Speaker 1: my own stuff. I was like, I got too much stuff.

2146
01:52:20,800 --> 01:52:23,639
Speaker 1: I don't trust your people, so I'm gonna be packing

2147
01:52:23,720 --> 01:52:26,200
Speaker 1: my own stuff. And she was cracking of laughing at me,

2148
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:29,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, I see you later to hire movers. Yeah,

2149
01:52:29,800 --> 01:52:32,719
Speaker 1: exactly A. You have to hire movers and beat daniel

2150
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:35,000
Speaker 1: and you're never getting let go. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna

2151
01:52:35,120 --> 01:52:37,880
Speaker 1: die in that. I don't know about that. You're gonna

2152
01:52:37,920 --> 01:52:40,640
Speaker 1: have like you're gonna have a Jack Skellington crush you

2153
01:52:40,680 --> 01:52:42,519
Speaker 1: and we're not gonna know for three days because you

2154
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:45,840
Speaker 1: get so much crap at your day. Right now, what

2155
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:48,360
Speaker 1: am I getting crushed by Jack Skellington or getting fired

2156
01:52:48,439 --> 01:52:52,160
Speaker 1: spending of Jack Skellington Vans coming out with it yesterday?

2157
01:52:52,200 --> 01:52:54,400
Speaker 1: I am so excited. I had a sign up for

2158
01:52:54,479 --> 01:52:57,559
Speaker 1: the list to be told when it's coming out, because

2159
01:52:57,920 --> 01:53:00,120
Speaker 1: it's either being released now or next month. And you

2160
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:02,600
Speaker 1: know how obsessed I am with Vans and Jack Skellington.

2161
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:04,840
Speaker 1: And you can storm at your desk where I'm going

2162
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:07,120
Speaker 1: to be crushed a deck, yes, because you're a horder.

2163
01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:11,680
Speaker 1: You're one of these horder ladies. I seriously, Danielle, you

2164
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:14,600
Speaker 1: walk back there, there's like pizza box, Amazon warehouse. You

2165
01:53:14,760 --> 01:53:16,960
Speaker 1: shut up. You are in Florida, you don't even know.

2166
01:53:17,320 --> 01:53:19,240
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean I can't have an opinion about what's right

2167
01:53:19,280 --> 01:53:22,800
Speaker 1: and roll No, be quiet. I've been there. I've been there.

2168
01:53:22,960 --> 01:53:27,040
Speaker 1: I've seen your desk. It looks like an Amazon both. Okay,

2169
01:53:27,040 --> 01:53:30,760
Speaker 1: you're both going in work, going to time out right now?

2170
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:36,240
Speaker 1: Now I know it. You shut my mic off, your

2171
01:53:36,320 --> 01:53:40,519
Speaker 1: time out, time out, time out. Don't challenge her to

2172
01:53:40,560 --> 01:53:43,080
Speaker 1: talk louder because she will. Froggy, are you being quiet

2173
01:53:43,120 --> 01:53:48,439
Speaker 1: over there? Yes? See, Froggy's listening your your brothers, be quite.

2174
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:51,240
Speaker 1: Sit in the corner. Put your nose in the corner.

2175
01:53:52,160 --> 01:53:56,479
Speaker 1: Elvis never churned Danielle's micaf I just did. She was

2176
01:53:56,479 --> 01:54:01,920
Speaker 1: getting angry, she's getting sassy. Okay. Three things save us please, Okay.

2177
01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:04,760
Speaker 1: Record breaking heat staying locked in over most of the

2178
01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:06,519
Speaker 1: eastern half of the US today. We are going to

2179
01:54:06,560 --> 01:54:09,040
Speaker 1: get ninety degrees. That is crazy. And we talked about

2180
01:54:09,040 --> 01:54:11,920
Speaker 1: the other day. Montana actually had record breaking snow with

2181
01:54:12,040 --> 01:54:14,479
Speaker 1: about forty eight inches hitting them. So I don't even

2182
01:54:14,560 --> 01:54:16,559
Speaker 1: know how to tell people to dress anymore. Just wear

2183
01:54:16,640 --> 01:54:18,920
Speaker 1: layers because it's gonna be all over the map. Tomorrow.

2184
01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:21,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna be like in the sixties again. So Paul,

2185
01:54:21,320 --> 01:54:23,840
Speaker 1: we'll be back. The sentencing phase is going to continue

2186
01:54:23,880 --> 01:54:26,440
Speaker 1: today in the trial of Amber Geiger. She was convicted

2187
01:54:26,520 --> 01:54:29,479
Speaker 1: of murder for walking into the wrong apartment, seeing a

2188
01:54:29,560 --> 01:54:32,160
Speaker 1: man sitting on his own couch, shooting him and killing him.

2189
01:54:33,080 --> 01:54:35,920
Speaker 1: Multiple witnesses will be testifying today. She could face life

2190
01:54:36,040 --> 01:54:39,320
Speaker 1: in prison and finally somebody we are all very upset with,

2191
01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:41,640
Speaker 1: and I hope she gets brought to justice. This woman

2192
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:43,680
Speaker 1: who jumped in with the lions at the Bronx Zoo.

2193
01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,200
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the video, she went over the

2194
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:50,680
Speaker 1: barriers and started kind of dancing, almost taunting a lion who,

2195
01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:52,960
Speaker 1: lucky for her, was on the other side of a moat,

2196
01:54:53,320 --> 01:54:55,280
Speaker 1: but had he jumped over and done something, the lion

2197
01:54:55,320 --> 01:54:57,720
Speaker 1: would have gotten trouble. Woman, you are so stupid. We

2198
01:54:57,800 --> 01:55:00,280
Speaker 1: don't like that. I'm not smart. I think should be

2199
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:02,320
Speaker 1: a ruled zeus. If you go into an enclosure and

2200
01:55:02,480 --> 01:55:06,320
Speaker 1: a bear, lion, tiger does something to you. Sorry, absolutely,

2201
01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:08,520
Speaker 1: you were in a home. I agree, and I think

2202
01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,880
Speaker 1: that the punishment, if you don't get messed up that day,

2203
01:55:10,920 --> 01:55:12,520
Speaker 1: should be, Oh, you wanted to play with the lions,

2204
01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:14,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna leave you with some lions. Yeah, you like

2205
01:55:14,280 --> 01:55:15,720
Speaker 1: it now. I think they used to do that. The

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01:55:15,800 --> 01:55:20,760
Speaker 1: Colosseum Chrome let's bring it back. Come on, gladiators. Thank

2207
01:55:20,760 --> 01:55:23,360
Speaker 1: you very much, Kennedy. Your phone tap from Greg T

2208
01:55:23,520 --> 01:55:25,280
Speaker 1: and scary because he wanted to insert himself in the

2209
01:55:25,280 --> 01:55:29,840
Speaker 1: phone tap. It's a tent. Even though it's Greg Tea's

2210
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:32,360
Speaker 1: last week, you had to put yourself on the phone.

2211
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:34,520
Speaker 1: This is one of his better ones. You're running out

2212
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:37,000
Speaker 1: of gas. We don't have tea best up. All right,

2213
01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:40,240
Speaker 1: Well that's hopeful for tomorrow. Then great, wait for tomorrow.

2214
01:55:40,560 --> 01:55:47,240
Speaker 1: Thank you, scary show. Some people can't leave the house

2215
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,960
Speaker 1: without chap stick their phone headphones. But for me, it's

2216
01:55:49,960 --> 01:55:52,080
Speaker 1: all about the hot sauce. Yep, carry in my backpack

2217
01:55:52,280 --> 01:55:55,040
Speaker 1: and my hot sauces cholula and they're six unique flavors.

2218
01:55:55,200 --> 01:55:57,360
Speaker 1: Grab your favorite flavor of chalula and look for a

2219
01:55:57,400 --> 01:56:02,040
Speaker 1: bottle with the wooden cap. Melvis Elvis durand the Elvis

2220
01:56:02,160 --> 01:56:06,480
Speaker 1: Durant phone tap. All right, I like him. So this

2221
01:56:06,640 --> 01:56:08,600
Speaker 1: is two of us against one of them, basically is

2222
01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:10,280
Speaker 1: what this is. Yeah, for three of us because the

2223
01:56:10,320 --> 01:56:13,600
Speaker 1: accomplice on the phone. Okay, so it's scary and Greg

2224
01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:16,840
Speaker 1: T against a poor phone tap victim. That's right, all right,

2225
01:56:17,080 --> 01:56:19,000
Speaker 1: set it up, scary. Melissa wrote to us. She's the

2226
01:56:19,040 --> 01:56:21,480
Speaker 1: maid of honor in Cecilia's wedding and in charge of

2227
01:56:21,560 --> 01:56:25,600
Speaker 1: Cecilia's bachelorette party. So Melissa had arranged for mail strippers

2228
01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:28,680
Speaker 1: to be at the party, and Cecilia hates mail strippers

2229
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:31,240
Speaker 1: and had arranged for this three way conference call to

2230
01:56:31,360 --> 01:56:34,520
Speaker 1: lay down some ground rules. Melissa here is already on

2231
01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:36,600
Speaker 1: the phone and wanted to bring me and Greg tea

2232
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:38,560
Speaker 1: and to pretend we are the conference call that they're

2233
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:40,560
Speaker 1: supposed to have. Are you the mail strippers? We are?

2234
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:44,200
Speaker 1: We are the mail stripper company calling pretending like yeah, right,

2235
01:56:44,280 --> 01:56:46,240
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's see what happens in today's tag

2236
01:56:46,360 --> 01:56:52,160
Speaker 1: team phone tap. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Cecilia. Hey

2237
01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:56,560
Speaker 1: you evenor please? This is Dave Starsky from Party with

2238
01:56:56,680 --> 01:56:59,680
Speaker 1: Pleasure Enterprises here along with Kevin Hutchinson. How are you?

2239
01:57:00,120 --> 01:57:04,000
Speaker 1: What's up? I'm fine? But didn't we have this scheduled

2240
01:57:04,040 --> 01:57:06,080
Speaker 1: for later in the afternoon. Can we do this quick?

2241
01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:08,000
Speaker 1: Or we just wanted to kind of do this conference

2242
01:57:08,040 --> 01:57:11,600
Speaker 1: call now if possible. All right, that's fine, but you

2243
01:57:11,720 --> 01:57:14,160
Speaker 1: just really need to understand the rules that I'm going

2244
01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:17,800
Speaker 1: to set up for this event. I don't like strippers.

2245
01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't care for your industry, and I don't think

2246
01:57:20,920 --> 01:57:24,320
Speaker 1: we're strippers. We're more like performers. Right. First of all,

2247
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:27,520
Speaker 1: you are not going to touch anybody at that party,

2248
01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:29,360
Speaker 1: not on the shoulder or not on the top of

2249
01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:33,720
Speaker 1: the head. Absolutely no physical contact. That doesn't make any sense.

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01:57:33,960 --> 01:57:36,480
Speaker 1: That's what they do, but they won't touch you an sense.

2251
01:57:36,880 --> 01:57:38,600
Speaker 1: My mother in law is going to be at this party.

2252
01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,840
Speaker 1: We are not going there. Okay. I like mother in laws.

2253
01:57:41,920 --> 01:57:44,040
Speaker 1: I actually like to I turn them upside down. A

2254
01:57:44,080 --> 01:57:46,120
Speaker 1: whole act with the mother in law to tell them

2255
01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:49,480
Speaker 1: I like a thing in an I spankern. You can't

2256
01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:51,600
Speaker 1: turn your own mom upside down. But when you're at

2257
01:57:51,680 --> 01:57:53,880
Speaker 1: my party, you're going to go buy my rules. Number two.

2258
01:57:54,520 --> 01:57:58,680
Speaker 1: You have got to remain with full but coverage one night.

2259
01:57:58,920 --> 01:58:02,320
Speaker 1: You're being such in the mud. That's speaking of stick.

2260
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:04,720
Speaker 1: This is something your whole batcharette party is gonna want

2261
01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:06,040
Speaker 1: to see. Don't sure if you have a cucumber in

2262
01:58:06,040 --> 01:58:08,640
Speaker 1: your shorts, you're gonna keep it in your shorts at

2263
01:58:08,720 --> 01:58:11,840
Speaker 1: this particular. This is one natural hunt that's great, and

2264
01:58:11,880 --> 01:58:14,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna be one hundred percent naturally covered by one

2265
01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:16,800
Speaker 1: hundred percent cotton. This isn't a cabaret act or some

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Speaker 1: Vegas showgirl thing. We actually are interactive. Yeah, we get

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Speaker 1: I mean we get up in your face. Not no,

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Speaker 1: we're not getting in any faces. Okay, you're gonna stay

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Speaker 1: a certain distance away from all the party guests, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do a nice little dance and that is

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Speaker 1: going to be the extent of your performance. And then

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Speaker 1: we do private dances in the other room. We do

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Speaker 1: private dances. We have to make our money on the side. Here,

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Speaker 1: we're giving this to you at a deep discount. It's

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Speaker 1: one night in Bangkok. You know what I'm saying. You

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Speaker 1: people are crazy. Okay, let us so you know we're ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It's not ridiculousness. Everybody who says it's kind of that

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Speaker 1: you do. Not everybody does it. You have a cousin Kara,

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Speaker 1: I'll just gonna roll right up to her. I'll gonna

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Speaker 1: come running out from behind and rip his g string off. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you crazy? My kids? And is seventeen year ago?

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Speaker 1: You know that is she's a little young for that star.

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01:59:06,880 --> 01:59:08,880
Speaker 1: I didn't realize she was that here, you're not feeling that.

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01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:11,560
Speaker 1: I seemed like three times I went for a Zina's

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Speaker 1: bachelorette party, and we still talk about it. She was

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Speaker 1: mainly really good six months and then her husband dumbser

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Speaker 1: because she was banging another guy. I am not going

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Speaker 1: down that road, Missy. Can you know what she's talking

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Speaker 1: to him? I was like, well, star skying I did

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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago. You know, we're like, you

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Speaker 1: put oil all of my body right, you're flicking my nipples?

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Speaker 1: Remember that? Yeah? Exactly. Have you ever seen the stage

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Speaker 1: part of our show Formers we are We're like Chippendale's

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Speaker 1: meets Broke Back Mountains. I see one of those. Loosen

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Speaker 1: you up. It's like your last night to have fun.

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Speaker 1: This is it. Yeah, you're gonna be with the same

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. Well, you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: missing it if you bring it out at my party, Missy.

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Speaker 1: You take care of it. Missy. Now, I will take

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Speaker 1: care of it. And it's gonna go the way that

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Speaker 1: they said. It's not a funeral. There was something wrong

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Speaker 1: with you. You know, we always say about each other, Starsky,

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Speaker 1: let's see our little phrase. That's right, we do Ready,

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Speaker 1: We're big, We're brawny. We made the girls horny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you are not coming anywhere near me. You're fired. I

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Speaker 1: don't give it who hired you or flu paper. I

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Speaker 1: dress up as like a fireman at my hose and

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Speaker 1: I go, ladies, where's the fire at? And then I

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Speaker 1: run up behind him, grab his boobs and scramb somebody

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Speaker 1: called nine one shotty fire burning on the dance floor.

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Speaker 1: This is a preview of the review. You know what

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Speaker 1: we're saying. I've already fired you. Your history, You're gone.

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Speaker 1: The will will be there Saturday night. Because we're big,

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Speaker 1: we're brawny. We make a girl's horny. I'm not having

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Speaker 1: a toy, but you're still gonna play soccer buck and

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Speaker 1: put yellow caution tape. Beware a bachelorette party around your

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Speaker 1: table right while sipping from phallic looking straws. Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you? People? For real? This has got to be

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Speaker 1: some kind of same joke. You're gonna be walking around

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Speaker 1: with a male blow up doll. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: where you buy one of those. You are sick and

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Speaker 1: you're not coming. I already I got a few of those. True,

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Speaker 1: it's about the rep party. That's kind of standard. But

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Speaker 1: then you can take those back and get your money back. Hutch,

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Speaker 1: what are we doing here? I don't know. He really

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Speaker 1: such blood skill, Cecilia. We have more fun with each other.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not calling to the bathloret party and

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up the don't hang up, No, don't hang up.

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Speaker 1: It's fine. Stay home with your xbox and your friend

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Speaker 1: and play with because you're not coming with This is

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Speaker 1: Scary Jones with Greg T, the frat boy, Cecilia, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? And this is phone tapping? You phone tap?

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Speaker 1: We're big, We're brany, we make up girls. Who are

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Speaker 1: you tap? This phone tap was prerecorded with permission granted

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Speaker 1: by all participants. Elvis Duran phone tab were on Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning show. This is Elvis durand in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. All right, we're back. Elvis is on

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Speaker 1: Good Day New York here locally in New York, so

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Speaker 1: be sure to came out. We're gonna get into Danielle report.

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Speaker 1: You'll here real quick here. But Greg T, welcome back. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know you got a little emotional earlier twenty five

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Speaker 1: years I started to teup as well. If you want

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Speaker 1: to listen to that, listen to the on demand show.

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Speaker 1: And I apologize for making everybody upset, But what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna do? Nobody got upset me, Like, okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: and we got everybody, We all love you. I think

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02:02:20,960 --> 02:02:23,080
Speaker 1: it would be way weirder if he just left like

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Speaker 1: by Yeah, you think that I'd be so mad at Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And we'll talk. We'll talk more about that tomorrow, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: We have time for about two stories, all right. So

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Speaker 1: you know, The Joker's coming out this weekend. I know

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Speaker 1: Gandhi already has our tickets. Yeah, so rival Hollywood studios

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Speaker 1: chose not to compete against The Joker. They know that

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Speaker 1: this movie is going to be massive. The Warner brother

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Speaker 1: Spion movie the only new release for the weekends. We'll

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Speaker 1: get ready for that chance. The NYPD we'll be beefing

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Speaker 1: up security this weekend at theaters showing The Joker, because

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Speaker 1: if you remember, back in twenty twelve, the screening of

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Speaker 1: The Dark Night Rises in Colorado had a massive shooting

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Speaker 1: and we lost a lot of people that day, And

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Speaker 1: so they don't want something like that to happen again.

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Speaker 1: And Kylie Jenner has dump Travis Scott. According to TMZ,

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Speaker 1: they're taking a break and it looks like they will

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Speaker 1: be co parenting their Little Girl Stormy in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I was really really nervous about recording the audible audiobook

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Speaker 1: Slash Elvis