WEBVTT - #146: How Much For A Car Wash??? 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.240 Start up, dot up start up, Brooklyn Boys start up, 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.280 Brooklyn Boys start up, dot up, dot up. They're making 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:19.599 noise dot up start up, Episode one forty six. This 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.319 is the Brooken Voice Podcast. I'm sorry, did you just 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:26.720 get a toothfold? Huh? You still you have cotton in 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.360 your mouth? Like? Yeah, you just got toothold? Are you? 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.000 There's something? Oh? You want to ask me about what's 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:35.040 going on in front of my mouth right now? Oh? Yeah, 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.640 Well I don't want to, but I can't help, but 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:39.680 I have to. Yeah, well, legit, guys, slices. I have 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.279 no idea what's going on? Don't you mentioned that I'm 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:45.920 wearing a mask? Brodie wearing a mask to this episode, 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:50.519 to this episode episode It's not just any mask. You 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:53.680 know what this is, Brodie? Is it a Brooklyn Boys podcast? Mask? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:57.760 It is a Brooklyn Boys podcast. Mask. You always say, hey, 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.840 you don't support our merch. You don't wear a T 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:05.000 shirt like you know what? We have masks in our 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:09.119 store at the brook at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:14.959 dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.760 And we're the second wave of this pandemic. I thought 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:23.840 third wave with this third wave of this pandemic was gone. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.600 I figured, let me support the merch store by wearing 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:32.720 some merch from our merch store. After all, between you 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.320 and our friend Matt, who helped put it together, in 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:38.440 the background, they're like, you gotta support the store. So 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:43.080 here I am good, well, good, well, listen, it's gonna 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:44.920 go in April like a miracle. But in the meantime, 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:48.720 get a mask, you think, So okay, gotta ask everybody. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.800 Everybody getting mask and the mask? Alright? Cool? I want 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.440 to take this off now because it's getting an right, 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.200 we have a mask question. Maybe you guys can help 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.200 me with UM. So, I found this cup and I 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.040 really like. I think it's called um bows and Ties. 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.480 I think that's what it is. Masks. Yeah, I'll tell 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:07.640 you what it is right now. I'm not it's not 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.760 a client, although I'd like them to be. UM. Let 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:12.560 me get the name up real quick. I think it's 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:17.640 called bows Dash n Dash ties dot com. And they 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:24.240 sell uh bow ties and ties and pockets squares and 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:29.640 now they sell um masks that match the tie and 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.600 the pocket square and the other thing. I said, whatever, 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:37.600 so and the bow is it a clip on tie? No? No, no, 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.960 It's not about the ties scary. It's about the fact 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.480 that they used to sell just ties, bow ties and 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.320 pocket squares, like for your suit if you're dressing up. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.840 But now they sell masks that I like a lot, right, 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.200 that match perfectly. It's the same material I love, so 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.000 like if you were going to a wedding or if 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:57.760 you can mask, you can match your masks to your tie. Right. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:01.359 That's not what I'm plugging though. So these masks are adjustable. 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.160 In other words, they have a little slide on them, 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:08.720 a little rubber slide. Love the rubber slide. Here's my problem. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.880 Not bows and ties. Not bows and ties, but a 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.400 New York Mets one that I bought at this point, 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.440 like four or five months ago. I went to put 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.120 it on this week, and I noticed one of the 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.000 little rubber slides was missing on one of the earloops 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.320 I have. I have a mask with a similar problem. Okay, 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.799 I don't know. I haven't googled it yet, so I'm 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.320 saying it like maybe I could google it, but I 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.640 just noticed it a little while ago. One of those 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:36.600 things called and where would you get them? Rules? Like 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.080 an art store, like you know, like I don't even 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:43.440 think they have a name. They're just a rubber like 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:45.840 I know a guy whose company he you know, he 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.240 does for a living. He works for the company that 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:52.680 makes the plastic tips for your shoelaces, just the tips, 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.280 the little plastic pieces that are right that help you 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:58.360 go through the loops. So there must be a company 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:02.280 that makes the rubber slightly thing ease. So I guess 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.160 if I searched for mask Rubbert Newlison, you don't have 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:08.600 to tweet me. Well you know what, you go ahead 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:13.280 and tweet me it. I'm first, but this is the 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:17.760 first from now tweet me. Today's they're encouraging people to 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.719 tweet you. I'm saying I could have googled it. Do 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.760 you have a fever? I gotta check your temperature here 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.880 for the flavor of the stick your finger in this 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:32.920 oxygen thing. So today day is October. If you know 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.080 the answer of what they're cold and ware to order 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:38.000 extra ones, you can you can? You can tweet me 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.240 on the eighth. Is that fair? It is? But I'll 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.280 tell you one thing, good luck getting one of those 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:46.000 rubber things on when they're off, because one of them 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:48.760 flew off the left side of my mask on my 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.960 army mask. And I have to tell you, Brodie, well, 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.440 you say army mask or is a camouflage, it's a 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.240 it's I might as well be an army mask. No, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:00.400 it says the word army on it, then it's an 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.520 army That's fine, right, okay, right now I do have 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.799 a camouflage one as well. But this rubber piece flew 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:09.040 off of it, and uh, good luck getting it on 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.080 getting it back on. You can't get it back on 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.560 if you could, because you have to try and squeeze. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.920 You can't. You can't trying, and you're trying, like pulling 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.120 the rubber over it. It's terrible and and it's so tiny. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.160 It's like trying to thread a needle. You can't you're 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.240 talking about are you talking about your penis? Are we 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:28.600 back on that again? I don't know. It's like it's 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.320 so tiny, it's hard to get the rubber on. I 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.920 don't know how that's you can't get them on once 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.480 once it flies off, you're done. Yes, I don't know. 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:38.760 I don't know. Maybe you have to put a needle 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:40.880 and pull the needle you put you put the needle 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:43.719 on the reck of the record on when the drumbeat 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:47.920 goes like this, right. So I So, my wife says 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:49.960 to me last night, you know, I have three or 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.160 four masks I bought that I don't like and they 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.360 have those rubber things on it. She let me try 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.839 to find them. She spent an hour looking. She couldn't 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.000 find them because she didn't like them so much. She 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.159 put them somewhere with you wouldn't need them, like, oh, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.680 I'll put them here. I'm not gonna use them. I 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.400 can't remember where you put them. So somewhere in the 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.800 house I have her old masks with those rubbers, but 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.160 I don't know how to get them back one. So, yes, 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:12.960 no people know what we're talking about. They have to. 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:17.080 If you have a mask that's somewhat near fancy, it 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:22.760 has that it's a dollar more like don't happen was 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.400 my next comment. So you don't have that problem with 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:27.640 your Brooken Boys mask because we don't have. But our 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.400 mask is silky smooth, it's a it is a fine 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.400 piece of cloth, and I'll tell you the way it's designed, 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.679 you you could probably use it as a mask cover. 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.839 So if you had, like, you know, the crappy disposable 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.960 blue ones, you know that you like you buy a 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.640 box of a thousand. You can wear the Brooklyn Boys 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.680 mask over that, so that you have another first of all, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:51.279 another layer of protection. But also to fancy it up, 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.839 we can mask cover, double up, double up. Now everything 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.560 is a song. There by the way we are we 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:02.200 using and ninety masks and there are they so passe? 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.240 Because when this thing started, everyone's trying to get their 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.920 hands on bows and ties. Wasn't making masks right? See 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.800 that's that that's the point that contexts confusing people still 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:14.840 where they say the experts that don't wear masks, well, no, 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.480 they said don't wear masks because they wanted to keep 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:21.880 them for the frontline workers that needed we had. I like, 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.320 I had to know. I knew a guy who was 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.280 able to get me a couple from a medical supply 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:30.080 place so that I could wear one around my mom. 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.920 I was like, I gotta have one. My mom is older. 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.400 I want to protect her, and like I can get 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.280 you one. And he got me one, like in the 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:38.240 back alley, like looking both ways, like here's one mask. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.880 It wasn't even like it wasn't even a medical grade. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.760 It was just a good, no good. I could do that. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.000 I could do heavy duty construction with this one. This 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.960 is a real and ninety five with the filter and everything, 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.920 the respirator on it. I mean, but the thing is, 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.680 I feel so stupid wearing it now because I'm like, 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.720 everybody's got designer masks, and now I got this this 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:02.720 one here. It looks so show I'm like, Okay, yeah, 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.920 I think if you just have one on at this point, 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:09.560 you're ahead of the game. You know, Bride your mask? 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.040 Should should we address the elephant in the room real quick? 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.280 And by the way, it's not the pink elephant in 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.120 the room. People say that, and I go, no, it's 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:21.600 two different phrases. The pink lady, Yeah, the fat when 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.440 you're drunk you see a pink elephant. But when you 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.840 see an elephant in the room, that means like the 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.000 thing that's over there that we're going, that's also the 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:32.160 eight pound gorilla, right, same thing, same thing. Yeah, you 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:33.960 can go for it. Come on. I just want to 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.680 touch briefly on the last last episode that we did. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:40.080 We did an interview, right, we did, We did our 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.679 half hour, and then we tagged on an interview we 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:46.240 had done previously a day a day or four with 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:51.120 Anthony Roda, a brilliant comic and uh, we don't do 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:52.960 a lot of interviews, right we. I think the last 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.319 one we did was over a year ago with Joe 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:58.440 Gatto from Impractical Jokers. We don't we We try and 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:01.040 bring on people and guests that we feel would fit 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.200 in and we're just kind of hanging out with us 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.960 kind of right now, okay again, and then I have 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.520 a comment about I feel like some of the feedback 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.760 we've seen is that you know, you guys don't love 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.199 interviews per se, and now on this podcast, you prefer 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.600 us doing what we do. Um. It's like when people 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.480 text the Morning Show and they go, I don't play music. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:19.800 I want to hear you guys. I'll tell you what 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:24.760 it is. The difference is I think that it loses 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:29.160 something over zoom over a video, a virtual interview like that, 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:32.920 it loses its luster. See, we had the Fat Jew 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.920 in the studio with us. We had Jackie the joke 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:39.960 Man in the studio with it. It was more like lighthearted. Yeah, 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:43.199 we had Michael Michael Rappaport, right. And I'm not saying that, 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.280 uh the interview wasn't good because because I think it was. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:49.720 But it is a departure from the normal everyday episode 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.480 with us. But but we you know, we thought it 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.600 was a good way to expose him to us. Yes, 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.760 and us too. Yeah, So, which is important. By the way, 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.480 we have to we have to navigate outside of our 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:04.120 little bubble, especially during the old pandemic. We're trying to 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.040 get our name out there as much we want to be. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:07.880 So he was like a little let's expose ourselves to 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:11.080 his audience. So so I felt like maybe because he 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.080 wasn't in the room with us having that like uh, 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:15.800 you know, that camaraderie, maybe it loses a little bit. 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:18.280 But he was. He was still excellent, and maybe we're 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:22.160 just bad interviewers. The other thing is, um if if 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.640 you guys hear us make a joke or make a 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.360 comment I don't know, five or six times over the 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.880 course of five or six episodes, like an a side 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:34.560 or oh we're not bitching about anything. It's part of humor, 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.800 is repetition and callbacks. Sometimes we say something as an 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.880 inside joke, like you know, blah blah blah, you know 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.800 the egg and you're like the egg thing. Yeah, from 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.240 five weeks ago. Yeah, the king of that was David Letterman. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.240 When he's doing his night show. He used to have 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.480 these running jokes and these callbacks. He was the king 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.360 of the callback. Or he would say something earlier in 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.040 the episode and then you know, his monologue, and later 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.600 he's interviewing somebody and he calls back, I mean there 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:00.400 are That is the technique, right, don't take it as 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:04.040 us complaining about something. We may just be saying it 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.480 because it's funny to bring it back in reference. Entire 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.480 was founded on the complaint. Are you kidding me? Well, yeah, 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.960 that's just it. Oh speaking of which, Oh my god, 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.200 I want to make I want to get her name 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.520 because I screenshot at it. And if I don't have it, 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:18.319 I'm in a field. Is it screenshot it or is 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:23.679 it screenshot? I think it's it's I screenshot it. Screenshot. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:27.839 You said shot it like you in your underwear, Like, well, 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.440 you know what, because I used while the case of 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:34.360 to you, I would say I shot it. I took 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.120 a screenshot, right, But I since I did the act 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:42.760 of screenshotting on my phone, right, I used the technology 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.880 of taking a screenshot. I believe saying I screen shot 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:52.440 at it would be okay. If if I if I 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.800 use the clip function and problem. Hold on, hold on, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:12:00.360 if I clip something right, let's use clip to clip video. 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:04.680 If I've used it, then I've clipped it, right. Would 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.800 you say photo shopped? Okay? But if you shot somebody, 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.480 would you say you shot at them? No? No, no, no, 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.640 but that no because shot shot is a verb. Screen 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.760 screenshot is an action. It is a verb, but it's 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.240 also a thing like it's a you. You you took 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.360 a screenshot, therefore you you you can. I think you 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.240 can do a past tense. I have a photo you 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.480 photo shop a picture, but then you could say that 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:30.640 picture has been photo shopped. Well, I have a combined 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.040 grammar police free ship for us moment right, let me 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.640 just let me just finish this one thought though. So 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:39.719 we got a listener, and I'm so sorry that I 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.280 don't have it handy because I didn't think I was 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.760 gonna mention it this episode. But she said, I just 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.320 want to let you know I love I listened to 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:50.040 the fifteen minute morning show every day, and I'm going 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.280 back to old episodes because I love your rants. So 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:58.480 I said, um, uh, wait a minute, you mean the 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.720 Brooklyn Boys podcast, because that's where I do my rants. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.040 And she said no, you you You rant sometimes in 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.640 a fifty minute morning show, and I love it. I've 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:12.480 never heard the Brooklyn Boys podcast, so I said, oh, 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:16.560 wh whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait a minute. If you like rants, 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.560 you should be listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.200 the home of the rant, the home of the right. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.000 I mean, yeah, I guess technically, yeah, So she uh, 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.840 she was gonna start this week sosh, hey, thank you 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:34.200 come to Yes you like the rent on the special today? Yes, 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.959 so I did. I did want to say, so next 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.400 week I'll read her name and give you guys an update. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.440 And she likes the podcast. So what were you? What 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.040 were you gonna say? I was gonna say, speaking of 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:47.000 grammar police, I have a grammar police and a free 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:51.280 ship for us rolled up in one police. How am 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:56.000 I going to do this? Police Police? I somehow have 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:59.199 to get to the other jingle because it's also appreciate 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:03.160 for us. I don't have you know this fourty three 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.640 thousand dollar piece of equipment is uh, oh my goodness, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:11.800 it's going crazy. It's not that technologically, And then I 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:13.320 have to go back to the free ship for us jingle. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.680 Wait a minute, you spent three point seven million dollars 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:21.960 and you can't play good by one at a time. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:32.160 US shout out free ship for us to Gina. Hey, guys, 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.760 I found these at a hotel gift shop and immediately 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:40.960 thought free ship for you, your biggest fan in Utah, Gina. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:46.680 And what they are is two boxes of Grammar Police pencils. 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:50.400 These are pencils four Grammar Police. Yes, they have I 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:54.120 guess eight number two pencils in each one their standard pencils, 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:58.080 and each one of them has a a misspelling on it, 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:01.840 like you lost me at you're beautiful and your spelled 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:05.120 the wrong way. Uh, and then the next pencil has 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.520 the correction uh, you know a star you apostrophe are 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.880 e y o U r e. And then they're going 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:15.680 to their to their house. Okay, question mark that's on 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.520 another pencil, but it's it's all the uses of their 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:23.000 silently correcting your grammar on another one. Punctuation saves lives 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:27.720 to serve and correct on another pencil Oxford Comma until 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:31.440 I die, and then the official Grammar Police Prince pencil. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:35.800 So she gave us, she brought us two boxes of pencils. 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:38.440 Thank you. They just came to the radio station today. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:41.480 If you have some free ship for us, feel free 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:45.840 to send it to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, let's say, 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:47.760 and care of Scary Jones for the time being. So 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:50.520 it gets to me because I'm at the y yep, 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:55.680 that would be Z one Radio New uh thirty two 0:15:55.880 --> 0:16:00.360 sixth Avenue, New York City, one O O one three. 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.080 You have to write new York, New York, New York, 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:06.080 New York. And by the way you put radio there, 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.760 I think that's like if I'm if I think someone 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.520 would like go oh radio, thank you. That was That's 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:15.320 about Gina. That was very unexpected and very cool of you. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:19.240 I also have some free ship for you, Brodie. Okay, 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:22.080 now you still have your box of ship is now 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:25.240 accruing me. I know I also have a grammar police thing. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:29.440 So let's get back to that, fay so very quickly. Um. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:33.560 Earlier this week, our friends at Pat La Frida, which 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:38.040 is a local meat purveyor in the New York Northeast. Um, 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:42.280 they sent me a box of beef because I'm helping 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:45.000 the judge. The Burger Bash tomorrow is part of a 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.280 charity event called the New York City Wine and Food Festival, 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.440 but it's a virtual event this year. That's a whole 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.040 other story. Um, I'll be eating burgers. That's what I 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.840 do best. I was very excited for this. Um and 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.360 and so Pat La Frida is the sponsor of that, 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.680 and he sent me these iron asked Pat La frieda 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:06.240 burgers with Heinz Ketchup, a bottle of Heinz Ketchup, and 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:08.520 and these Martin's potato rolls. If you don't know we're 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:12.800 talking about, it's the yellow ones and they're very potato rolls. 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:15.760 The wonderful. Anyway, Brodie, I got the same box by 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.320 the way you got it. Of course, I'm just gonna 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.200 give you him a ketchup and some of my burgers. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.240 I was gonna shake the I no, no, I got 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:26.959 the What did you get? No? No, I thought you're 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:30.639 talking about something else. I'm sorry, but did you or 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:33.080 did you not get a free basket of beef? No? 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:34.639 I didn't get a free basket of beef? Did you 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.200 get a free box of beef? Fro Pat la Frida? 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.080 I was gonna do. I'm not. I was joking. You're 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:40.160 you're in the meat contest. I'm not in the meat contest. 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.600 You're not lying to me. Right to get double beef. No, 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.520 I was no, I was just joking like so you 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.480 would wouldn't think it was special that you got it. 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.440 But you're in the okay. I was gonna you're trying 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.760 to get double beef there, No, I was gonna share 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:58.159 my beef with Brody. That's very nice. I'm gonna actually 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:02.040 give you probably. So I live in an appartment. Burgers, 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.200 did you get eight? And I and I gotta say, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.000 I'm gonna give you six of the eight because I 0:18:07.040 --> 0:18:09.639 tried to make two last night in my apartment and 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:13.119 it did not go well. I don't have a barbecue grill. 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:15.199 I have nothing. I don't have an outdoors. I have 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:18.520 a balcony and I can't put it outside. And burgers 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:22.200 don't come come out well in a pan. So yeah, 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.000 you need a grill pan, like with the bumps in it. 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:25.960 I have that to try to put that the oven. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:28.560 I fucking set off the smoke alarm in my apartment. 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:30.080 Oh you do it on the stove top with the 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:32.679 you do you have overhead hood? Terrible? Yes, I do, 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.080 but it doesn't work as well. So let's put this way. 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:37.040 I have an I have an outdoor grill, which on 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.119 my deck, which overlooks my pool. So I got a 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.440 free box of beef. I'm gonna give you the because 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:44.320 I can't use burgers here and then and then I'm 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:47.880 gonna give you the unopened bottle of Heinz ketchup because 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:50.800 I know you're a Hinz fan. Not so much. I 0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.520 go for the kind of the lower sugar ones these days, 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:55.920 and so that's coming your way. They have a low 0:18:55.960 --> 0:19:00.280 sugar hindes, they have a natural hid uh, simply lines. 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.399 I want to simply want to give these to you, 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:04.800 along with the Martin's potato rolls. I only used one 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:06.960 and it was for a picture, So I don't eat bread. 0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:09.520 By the way, speaking of hot but you know, all right, 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:11.840 speaking of heines, you know the mayo chup we talked 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:15.440 about about the chop and the and the tard. Yeah, yeah, 0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:18.919 that's hard right right, it's not what they call it. 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:23.280 But yeah, so your wife you used to wear mayotards 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:30.080 and dance class. Yeah okay, my my wife was my kids, Yes, 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:34.560 my wife didn't. Okay, anyway, so I don't I don't 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:40.520 buy the old um Mayo mayo chup because it's really fattening, right, 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:43.359 like it's it's high in calories. If somebody has it, 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:45.160 I'll put some on, but I don't want the whole 0:19:45.240 --> 0:19:47.720 jar in my house. It's dangerous. I haven't looked at 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:49.960 the fat content. Is it pretty bad? So it's bad? 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:54.080 Well yeah, so it's a hundred and sixty calories per serving, right, 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:56.800 which is so I'll get to that in a minute 0:19:56.840 --> 0:19:59.600 what that means. So I met Target about a month ago, 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:02.879 and i want to get the mayo chup, but I'm like, no, 0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:04.840 I'm not gonna do it. And then next to the 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:10.480 cranch and the and all of the combo cranch, it's um, 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:16.040 it's ranch dressing and catchup scranch. Okay, we we covered 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:20.040 this already. I never know. I don't think we covered cranch. 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.800 Which makes me think of if you watch a Practical Jokers, 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:25.679 our friends they have uh that their tour was cranches 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:28.119 MC basketball and it was from an episode a few 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:30.000 years ago. If you if you know, if you know, 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:32.760 you know anyway, So next to it is like a 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:36.280 whole it's all hot sauces and other like condiments, right, 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.119 and they had this one it was a Chippotle mayo. 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:43.160 I think no, it's a Chippotle spread something like that. 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:45.520 And I looked at the back of it a month ago, 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:47.600 maybe a month and a half ago, and it said 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.479 eighty calories per serving. So I'm god, that's half as 0:20:50.680 --> 0:20:55.119 as fattening as the the mayo chup. So I'll get that. 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.960 So I got it, brought it home. It's fantastic. It's 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:03.960 absolutely fantastic. It's spicy, it's it's orange pink. It's delicious. 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:07.960 It goes on steak burgers, any meat. What is it? 0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:12.040 It's what it's a Chipotle spread, Chipotle something sounds like 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:15.040 it's from the Southwest. It looks like a little mustard 0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:20.600