Speaker 1: Start up, dot up start up, Brooklyn Boys start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys start up, dot up, dot up. They're making
Speaker 1: noise dot up start up, Episode one forty six. This
Speaker 1: is the Brooken Voice Podcast. I'm sorry, did you just
Speaker 1: get a toothfold? Huh? You still you have cotton in
Speaker 1: your mouth? Like? Yeah, you just got toothold? Are you?
Speaker 1: There's something? Oh? You want to ask me about what's
Speaker 1: going on in front of my mouth right now? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well I don't want to, but I can't help, but
Speaker 1: I have to. Yeah, well, legit, guys, slices. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what's going on? Don't you mentioned that I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a mask? Brodie wearing a mask to this episode,
Speaker 1: to this episode episode It's not just any mask. You
Speaker 1: know what this is, Brodie? Is it a Brooklyn Boys podcast? Mask?
Speaker 1: It is a Brooklyn Boys podcast. Mask. You always say, hey,
Speaker 1: you don't support our merch. You don't wear a T
Speaker 1: shirt like you know what? We have masks in our
Speaker 1: store at the brook at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel
Speaker 1: dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: And we're the second wave of this pandemic. I thought
Speaker 1: third wave with this third wave of this pandemic was gone.
Speaker 1: I figured, let me support the merch store by wearing
Speaker 1: some merch from our merch store. After all, between you
Speaker 1: and our friend Matt, who helped put it together, in
Speaker 1: the background, they're like, you gotta support the store. So
Speaker 1: here I am good, well, good, well, listen, it's gonna
Speaker 1: go in April like a miracle. But in the meantime,
Speaker 1: get a mask, you think, So okay, gotta ask everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody getting mask and the mask? Alright? Cool? I want
Speaker 1: to take this off now because it's getting an right,
Speaker 1: we have a mask question. Maybe you guys can help
Speaker 1: me with UM. So, I found this cup and I
Speaker 1: really like. I think it's called um bows and Ties.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. Masks. Yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what it is right now. I'm not it's not
Speaker 1: a client, although I'd like them to be. UM. Let
Speaker 1: me get the name up real quick. I think it's
Speaker 1: called bows Dash n Dash ties dot com. And they
Speaker 1: sell uh bow ties and ties and pockets squares and
Speaker 1: now they sell um masks that match the tie and
Speaker 1: the pocket square and the other thing. I said, whatever,
Speaker 1: so and the bow is it a clip on tie? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: It's not about the ties scary. It's about the fact
Speaker 1: that they used to sell just ties, bow ties and
Speaker 1: pocket squares, like for your suit if you're dressing up.
Speaker 1: But now they sell masks that I like a lot, right,
Speaker 1: that match perfectly. It's the same material I love, so
Speaker 1: like if you were going to a wedding or if
Speaker 1: you can mask, you can match your masks to your tie. Right.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm plugging though. So these masks are adjustable.
Speaker 1: In other words, they have a little slide on them,
Speaker 1: a little rubber slide. Love the rubber slide. Here's my problem.
Speaker 1: Not bows and ties. Not bows and ties, but a
Speaker 1: New York Mets one that I bought at this point,
Speaker 1: like four or five months ago. I went to put
Speaker 1: it on this week, and I noticed one of the
Speaker 1: little rubber slides was missing on one of the earloops
Speaker 1: I have. I have a mask with a similar problem. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't googled it yet, so I'm
Speaker 1: saying it like maybe I could google it, but I
Speaker 1: just noticed it a little while ago. One of those
Speaker 1: things called and where would you get them? Rules? Like
Speaker 1: an art store, like you know, like I don't even
Speaker 1: think they have a name. They're just a rubber like
Speaker 1: I know a guy whose company he you know, he
Speaker 1: does for a living. He works for the company that
Speaker 1: makes the plastic tips for your shoelaces, just the tips,
Speaker 1: the little plastic pieces that are right that help you
Speaker 1: go through the loops. So there must be a company
Speaker 1: that makes the rubber slightly thing ease. So I guess
Speaker 1: if I searched for mask Rubbert Newlison, you don't have
Speaker 1: to tweet me. Well you know what, you go ahead
Speaker 1: and tweet me it. I'm first, but this is the
Speaker 1: first from now tweet me. Today's they're encouraging people to
Speaker 1: tweet you. I'm saying I could have googled it. Do
Speaker 1: you have a fever? I gotta check your temperature here
Speaker 1: for the flavor of the stick your finger in this
Speaker 1: oxygen thing. So today day is October. If you know
Speaker 1: the answer of what they're cold and ware to order
Speaker 1: extra ones, you can you can? You can tweet me
Speaker 1: on the eighth. Is that fair? It is? But I'll
Speaker 1: tell you one thing, good luck getting one of those
Speaker 1: rubber things on when they're off, because one of them
Speaker 1: flew off the left side of my mask on my
Speaker 1: army mask. And I have to tell you, Brodie, well,
Speaker 1: you say army mask or is a camouflage, it's a
Speaker 1: it's I might as well be an army mask. No,
Speaker 1: it says the word army on it, then it's an
Speaker 1: army That's fine, right, okay, right now I do have
Speaker 1: a camouflage one as well. But this rubber piece flew
Speaker 1: off of it, and uh, good luck getting it on
Speaker 1: getting it back on. You can't get it back on
Speaker 1: if you could, because you have to try and squeeze.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't trying, and you're trying, like pulling
Speaker 1: the rubber over it. It's terrible and and it's so tiny.
Speaker 1: It's like trying to thread a needle. You can't you're
Speaker 1: talking about are you talking about your penis? Are we
Speaker 1: back on that again? I don't know. It's like it's
Speaker 1: so tiny, it's hard to get the rubber on. I
Speaker 1: don't know how that's you can't get them on once
Speaker 1: once it flies off, you're done. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you have to put a needle
Speaker 1: and pull the needle you put you put the needle
Speaker 1: on the reck of the record on when the drumbeat
Speaker 1: goes like this, right. So I So, my wife says
Speaker 1: to me last night, you know, I have three or
Speaker 1: four masks I bought that I don't like and they
Speaker 1: have those rubber things on it. She let me try
Speaker 1: to find them. She spent an hour looking. She couldn't
Speaker 1: find them because she didn't like them so much. She
Speaker 1: put them somewhere with you wouldn't need them, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll put them here. I'm not gonna use them. I
Speaker 1: can't remember where you put them. So somewhere in the
Speaker 1: house I have her old masks with those rubbers, but
Speaker 1: I don't know how to get them back one. So, yes,
Speaker 1: no people know what we're talking about. They have to.
Speaker 1: If you have a mask that's somewhat near fancy, it
Speaker 1: has that it's a dollar more like don't happen was
Speaker 1: my next comment. So you don't have that problem with
Speaker 1: your Brooken Boys mask because we don't have. But our
Speaker 1: mask is silky smooth, it's a it is a fine
Speaker 1: piece of cloth, and I'll tell you the way it's designed,
Speaker 1: you you could probably use it as a mask cover.
Speaker 1: So if you had, like, you know, the crappy disposable
Speaker 1: blue ones, you know that you like you buy a
Speaker 1: box of a thousand. You can wear the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: mask over that, so that you have another first of all,
Speaker 1: another layer of protection. But also to fancy it up,
Speaker 1: we can mask cover, double up, double up. Now everything
Speaker 1: is a song. There by the way we are we
Speaker 1: using and ninety masks and there are they so passe?
Speaker 1: Because when this thing started, everyone's trying to get their
Speaker 1: hands on bows and ties. Wasn't making masks right? See
Speaker 1: that's that that's the point that contexts confusing people still
Speaker 1: where they say the experts that don't wear masks, well, no,
Speaker 1: they said don't wear masks because they wanted to keep
Speaker 1: them for the frontline workers that needed we had. I like,
Speaker 1: I had to know. I knew a guy who was
Speaker 1: able to get me a couple from a medical supply
Speaker 1: place so that I could wear one around my mom.
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta have one. My mom is older.
Speaker 1: I want to protect her, and like I can get
Speaker 1: you one. And he got me one, like in the
Speaker 1: back alley, like looking both ways, like here's one mask.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even like it wasn't even a medical grade.
Speaker 1: It was just a good, no good. I could do that.
Speaker 1: I could do heavy duty construction with this one. This
Speaker 1: is a real and ninety five with the filter and everything,
Speaker 1: the respirator on it. I mean, but the thing is,
Speaker 1: I feel so stupid wearing it now because I'm like,
Speaker 1: everybody's got designer masks, and now I got this this
Speaker 1: one here. It looks so show I'm like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think if you just have one on at this point,
Speaker 1: you're ahead of the game. You know, Bride your mask?
Speaker 1: Should should we address the elephant in the room real quick?
Speaker 1: And by the way, it's not the pink elephant in
Speaker 1: the room. People say that, and I go, no, it's
Speaker 1: two different phrases. The pink lady, Yeah, the fat when
Speaker 1: you're drunk you see a pink elephant. But when you
Speaker 1: see an elephant in the room, that means like the
Speaker 1: thing that's over there that we're going, that's also the
Speaker 1: eight pound gorilla, right, same thing, same thing. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can go for it. Come on. I just want to
Speaker 1: touch briefly on the last last episode that we did.
Speaker 1: We did an interview, right, we did, We did our
Speaker 1: half hour, and then we tagged on an interview we
Speaker 1: had done previously a day a day or four with
Speaker 1: Anthony Roda, a brilliant comic and uh, we don't do
Speaker 1: a lot of interviews, right we. I think the last
Speaker 1: one we did was over a year ago with Joe
Speaker 1: Gatto from Impractical Jokers. We don't we We try and
Speaker 1: bring on people and guests that we feel would fit
Speaker 1: in and we're just kind of hanging out with us
Speaker 1: kind of right now, okay again, and then I have
Speaker 1: a comment about I feel like some of the feedback
Speaker 1: we've seen is that you know, you guys don't love
Speaker 1: interviews per se, and now on this podcast, you prefer
Speaker 1: us doing what we do. Um. It's like when people
Speaker 1: text the Morning Show and they go, I don't play music.
Speaker 1: I want to hear you guys. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: it is. The difference is I think that it loses
Speaker 1: something over zoom over a video, a virtual interview like that,
Speaker 1: it loses its luster. See, we had the Fat Jew
Speaker 1: in the studio with us. We had Jackie the joke
Speaker 1: Man in the studio with it. It was more like lighthearted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had Michael Michael Rappaport, right. And I'm not saying that,
Speaker 1: uh the interview wasn't good because because I think it was.
Speaker 1: But it is a departure from the normal everyday episode
Speaker 1: with us. But but we you know, we thought it
Speaker 1: was a good way to expose him to us. Yes,
Speaker 1: and us too. Yeah, So, which is important. By the way,
Speaker 1: we have to we have to navigate outside of our
Speaker 1: little bubble, especially during the old pandemic. We're trying to
Speaker 1: get our name out there as much we want to be.
Speaker 1: So he was like a little let's expose ourselves to
Speaker 1: his audience. So so I felt like maybe because he
Speaker 1: wasn't in the room with us having that like uh,
Speaker 1: you know, that camaraderie, maybe it loses a little bit.
Speaker 1: But he was. He was still excellent, and maybe we're
Speaker 1: just bad interviewers. The other thing is, um if if
Speaker 1: you guys hear us make a joke or make a
Speaker 1: comment I don't know, five or six times over the
Speaker 1: course of five or six episodes, like an a side
Speaker 1: or oh we're not bitching about anything. It's part of humor,
Speaker 1: is repetition and callbacks. Sometimes we say something as an
Speaker 1: inside joke, like you know, blah blah blah, you know
Speaker 1: the egg and you're like the egg thing. Yeah, from
Speaker 1: five weeks ago. Yeah, the king of that was David Letterman.
Speaker 1: When he's doing his night show. He used to have
Speaker 1: these running jokes and these callbacks. He was the king
Speaker 1: of the callback. Or he would say something earlier in
Speaker 1: the episode and then you know, his monologue, and later
Speaker 1: he's interviewing somebody and he calls back, I mean there
Speaker 1: are That is the technique, right, don't take it as
Speaker 1: us complaining about something. We may just be saying it
Speaker 1: because it's funny to bring it back in reference. Entire
Speaker 1: was founded on the complaint. Are you kidding me? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just it. Oh speaking of which, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want to make I want to get her name
Speaker 1: because I screenshot at it. And if I don't have it,
Speaker 1: I'm in a field. Is it screenshot it or is
Speaker 1: it screenshot? I think it's it's I screenshot it. Screenshot.
Speaker 1: You said shot it like you in your underwear, Like, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, because I used while the case of
Speaker 1: to you, I would say I shot it. I took
Speaker 1: a screenshot, right, But I since I did the act
Speaker 1: of screenshotting on my phone, right, I used the technology
Speaker 1: of taking a screenshot. I believe saying I screen shot
Speaker 1: at it would be okay. If if I if I
Speaker 1: use the clip function and problem. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: if I clip something right, let's use clip to clip video.
Speaker 1: If I've used it, then I've clipped it, right. Would
Speaker 1: you say photo shopped? Okay? But if you shot somebody,
Speaker 1: would you say you shot at them? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: but that no because shot shot is a verb. Screen
Speaker 1: screenshot is an action. It is a verb, but it's
Speaker 1: also a thing like it's a you. You you took
Speaker 1: a screenshot, therefore you you you can. I think you
Speaker 1: can do a past tense. I have a photo you
Speaker 1: photo shop a picture, but then you could say that
Speaker 1: picture has been photo shopped. Well, I have a combined
Speaker 1: grammar police free ship for us moment right, let me
Speaker 1: just let me just finish this one thought though. So
Speaker 1: we got a listener, and I'm so sorry that I
Speaker 1: don't have it handy because I didn't think I was
Speaker 1: gonna mention it this episode. But she said, I just
Speaker 1: want to let you know I love I listened to
Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show every day, and I'm going
Speaker 1: back to old episodes because I love your rants. So
Speaker 1: I said, um, uh, wait a minute, you mean the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast, because that's where I do my rants.
Speaker 1: And she said no, you you You rant sometimes in
Speaker 1: a fifty minute morning show, and I love it. I've
Speaker 1: never heard the Brooklyn Boys podcast, so I said, oh,
Speaker 1: wh whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait a minute. If you like rants,
Speaker 1: you should be listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It's
Speaker 1: the home of the rant, the home of the right.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I guess technically, yeah, So she uh,
Speaker 1: she was gonna start this week sosh, hey, thank you
Speaker 1: come to Yes you like the rent on the special today? Yes,
Speaker 1: so I did. I did want to say, so next
Speaker 1: week I'll read her name and give you guys an update.
Speaker 1: And she likes the podcast. So what were you? What
Speaker 1: were you gonna say? I was gonna say, speaking of
Speaker 1: grammar police, I have a grammar police and a free
Speaker 1: ship for us rolled up in one police. How am
Speaker 1: I going to do this? Police Police? I somehow have
Speaker 1: to get to the other jingle because it's also appreciate
Speaker 1: for us. I don't have you know this fourty three
Speaker 1: thousand dollar piece of equipment is uh, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: it's going crazy. It's not that technologically, And then I
Speaker 1: have to go back to the free ship for us jingle.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you spent three point seven million dollars
Speaker 1: and you can't play good by one at a time.
Speaker 1: US shout out free ship for us to Gina. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I found these at a hotel gift shop and immediately
Speaker 1: thought free ship for you, your biggest fan in Utah, Gina.
Speaker 1: And what they are is two boxes of Grammar Police pencils.
Speaker 1: These are pencils four Grammar Police. Yes, they have I
Speaker 1: guess eight number two pencils in each one their standard pencils,
Speaker 1: and each one of them has a a misspelling on it,
Speaker 1: like you lost me at you're beautiful and your spelled
Speaker 1: the wrong way. Uh, and then the next pencil has
Speaker 1: the correction uh, you know a star you apostrophe are
Speaker 1: e y o U r e. And then they're going
Speaker 1: to their to their house. Okay, question mark that's on
Speaker 1: another pencil, but it's it's all the uses of their
Speaker 1: silently correcting your grammar on another one. Punctuation saves lives
Speaker 1: to serve and correct on another pencil Oxford Comma until
Speaker 1: I die, and then the official Grammar Police Prince pencil.
Speaker 1: So she gave us, she brought us two boxes of pencils.
Speaker 1: Thank you. They just came to the radio station today.
Speaker 1: If you have some free ship for us, feel free
Speaker 1: to send it to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, let's say,
Speaker 1: and care of Scary Jones for the time being. So
Speaker 1: it gets to me because I'm at the y yep,
Speaker 1: that would be Z one Radio New uh thirty two
Speaker 1: sixth Avenue, New York City, one O O one three.
Speaker 1: You have to write new York, New York, New York,
Speaker 1: New York. And by the way you put radio there,
Speaker 1: I think that's like if I'm if I think someone
Speaker 1: would like go oh radio, thank you. That was That's
Speaker 1: about Gina. That was very unexpected and very cool of you.
Speaker 1: I also have some free ship for you, Brodie. Okay,
Speaker 1: now you still have your box of ship is now
Speaker 1: accruing me. I know I also have a grammar police thing.
Speaker 1: So let's get back to that, fay so very quickly. Um.
Speaker 1: Earlier this week, our friends at Pat La Frida, which
Speaker 1: is a local meat purveyor in the New York Northeast. Um,
Speaker 1: they sent me a box of beef because I'm helping
Speaker 1: the judge. The Burger Bash tomorrow is part of a
Speaker 1: charity event called the New York City Wine and Food Festival,
Speaker 1: but it's a virtual event this year. That's a whole
Speaker 1: other story. Um, I'll be eating burgers. That's what I
Speaker 1: do best. I was very excited for this. Um and
Speaker 1: and so Pat La Frida is the sponsor of that,
Speaker 1: and he sent me these iron asked Pat La frieda
Speaker 1: burgers with Heinz Ketchup, a bottle of Heinz Ketchup, and
Speaker 1: and these Martin's potato rolls. If you don't know we're
Speaker 1: talking about, it's the yellow ones and they're very potato rolls.
Speaker 1: The wonderful. Anyway, Brodie, I got the same box by
Speaker 1: the way you got it. Of course, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: give you him a ketchup and some of my burgers.
Speaker 1: I was gonna shake the I no, no, I got
Speaker 1: the What did you get? No? No, I thought you're
Speaker 1: talking about something else. I'm sorry, but did you or
Speaker 1: did you not get a free basket of beef? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't get a free basket of beef? Did you
Speaker 1: get a free box of beef? Fro Pat la Frida?
Speaker 1: I was gonna do. I'm not. I was joking. You're
Speaker 1: you're in the meat contest. I'm not in the meat contest.
Speaker 1: You're not lying to me. Right to get double beef. No,
Speaker 1: I was no, I was just joking like so you
Speaker 1: would wouldn't think it was special that you got it.
Speaker 1: But you're in the okay. I was gonna you're trying
Speaker 1: to get double beef there, No, I was gonna share
Speaker 1: my beef with Brody. That's very nice. I'm gonna actually
Speaker 1: give you probably. So I live in an appartment. Burgers,
Speaker 1: did you get eight? And I and I gotta say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you six of the eight because I
Speaker 1: tried to make two last night in my apartment and
Speaker 1: it did not go well. I don't have a barbecue grill.
Speaker 1: I have nothing. I don't have an outdoors. I have
Speaker 1: a balcony and I can't put it outside. And burgers
Speaker 1: don't come come out well in a pan. So yeah,
Speaker 1: you need a grill pan, like with the bumps in it.
Speaker 1: I have that to try to put that the oven.
Speaker 1: I fucking set off the smoke alarm in my apartment.
Speaker 1: Oh you do it on the stove top with the
Speaker 1: you do you have overhead hood? Terrible? Yes, I do,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't work as well. So let's put this way.
Speaker 1: I have an I have an outdoor grill, which on
Speaker 1: my deck, which overlooks my pool. So I got a
Speaker 1: free box of beef. I'm gonna give you the because
Speaker 1: I can't use burgers here and then and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you the unopened bottle of Heinz ketchup because
Speaker 1: I know you're a Hinz fan. Not so much. I
Speaker 1: go for the kind of the lower sugar ones these days,
Speaker 1: and so that's coming your way. They have a low
Speaker 1: sugar hindes, they have a natural hid uh, simply lines.
Speaker 1: I want to simply want to give these to you,
Speaker 1: along with the Martin's potato rolls. I only used one
Speaker 1: and it was for a picture, So I don't eat bread.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of hot but you know, all right,
Speaker 1: speaking of heines, you know the mayo chup we talked
Speaker 1: about about the chop and the and the tard. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hard right right, it's not what they call it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so your wife you used to wear mayotards
Speaker 1: and dance class. Yeah okay, my my wife was my kids, Yes,
Speaker 1: my wife didn't. Okay, anyway, so I don't I don't
Speaker 1: buy the old um Mayo mayo chup because it's really fattening, right,
Speaker 1: like it's it's high in calories. If somebody has it,
Speaker 1: I'll put some on, but I don't want the whole
Speaker 1: jar in my house. It's dangerous. I haven't looked at
Speaker 1: the fat content. Is it pretty bad? So it's bad?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so it's a hundred and sixty calories per serving, right,
Speaker 1: which is so I'll get to that in a minute
Speaker 1: what that means. So I met Target about a month ago,
Speaker 1: and i want to get the mayo chup, but I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. And then next to the
Speaker 1: cranch and the and all of the combo cranch, it's um,
Speaker 1: it's ranch dressing and catchup scranch. Okay, we we covered
Speaker 1: this already. I never know. I don't think we covered cranch.
Speaker 1: Which makes me think of if you watch a Practical Jokers,
Speaker 1: our friends they have uh that their tour was cranches
Speaker 1: MC basketball and it was from an episode a few
Speaker 1: years ago. If you if you know, if you know,
Speaker 1: you know anyway, So next to it is like a
Speaker 1: whole it's all hot sauces and other like condiments, right,
Speaker 1: and they had this one it was a Chippotle mayo.
Speaker 1: I think no, it's a Chippotle spread something like that.
Speaker 1: And I looked at the back of it a month ago,
Speaker 1: maybe a month and a half ago, and it said
Speaker 1: eighty calories per serving. So I'm god, that's half as
Speaker 1: as fattening as the the mayo chup. So I'll get that.
Speaker 1: So I got it, brought it home. It's fantastic. It's
Speaker 1: absolutely fantastic. It's spicy, it's it's orange pink. It's delicious.
Speaker 1: It goes on steak burgers, any meat. What is it?
Speaker 1: It's what it's a Chipotle spread, Chipotle something sounds like
Speaker 1: it's from the Southwest. It looks like a little mustard
Speaker 1: bottle Target. It's like a short, fat, little little plastic
Speaker 1: bottle with a plastic rap is the label and it's
Speaker 1: I think orange lettering and Chipotle and the label it's black.
Speaker 1: You'll find it. It's it's there. Anyway, can squirt some
Speaker 1: into your scoops because I still have those from two
Speaker 1: months ago. You're still sitting I've had this bag of
Speaker 1: tostito scoops for you, all right, Right, Well, I have
Speaker 1: the case. I have the case in my bas have
Speaker 1: the baked ones. I'm not even like a fifth, I'm
Speaker 1: not even a tenth into the body junk out of
Speaker 1: my apartment. Alright, Okay, when I saiggest boys masks yet,
Speaker 1: can I say something? So? Uh? You and I were
Speaker 1: thinking about going to see Anthony Roda at a comedy
Speaker 1: show last Sunday night, like five days ago, and it's
Speaker 1: it's at um. He was playing a restaurant, a restaurant, restaurant,
Speaker 1: A restaurant, No I did. I didn't say restaurant, I
Speaker 1: said restaurant. He's so he was playing a place that
Speaker 1: was not, I don't know, fifteen minutes from my house,
Speaker 1: not not that far. And so I said, scary, you
Speaker 1: should come. You're like, oh, it's too far. Well, it was.
Speaker 1: It was an opportune time. Let's face it. It was
Speaker 1: a Sunday night and I can't do Sunday night. And
Speaker 1: you're like, it's forty five minutes. I gotta drive. You
Speaker 1: and I don't live that close to each other, right,
Speaker 1: I mean geographically, in the grand scheme of things, it's
Speaker 1: not like you're in a different state. We are, like,
Speaker 1: you know, along the same highway, but you are about
Speaker 1: forty minutes away. There are people listening to this podcast
Speaker 1: right now ripping their hair out because they drive no
Speaker 1: less than an hour and they still call it close by. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, because you listen, we don't. We don't live
Speaker 1: like the grocery stores two hours away. I get that, alright,
Speaker 1: shout out in Montana. But when you have to forty
Speaker 1: minutes by the way, if you have traffic, it's an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. Right. It's a major thoroughfare to
Speaker 1: get from my house to Skiy's house, and there's always
Speaker 1: the possibility traffic and the draw bridge, yeah, and the
Speaker 1: drawbridge where it goes from three lanes to two lanes
Speaker 1: always backed up. Idiots, you know what They design roads
Speaker 1: in some areas of the country when it was like
Speaker 1: horse and buggies or when only some people had cars.
Speaker 1: So there are two lane roads when they need four
Speaker 1: lane roads now and there's nothing they can do about it,
Speaker 1: trying to correct some of them. So there's an area
Speaker 1: from scariest house to my house, which when I when
Speaker 1: I go to work, roads in the country, the oldest
Speaker 1: roads in the country. Okay, But so it's a main
Speaker 1: highway that connects the New Jersey Turnpike to the road
Speaker 1: I have to get on. Okay. The problem is it's
Speaker 1: a four lane road that becomes a three lane road
Speaker 1: that then has an on ramp that makes it a
Speaker 1: four lane road again into a two lane a three
Speaker 1: lane bridge where the right lane is exit only, and
Speaker 1: so you gone from four three lanes to four lanes
Speaker 1: to two eat immediately, and it's always like a bottleneck, always,
Speaker 1: every time of day. And so my thought process was,
Speaker 1: rather than having it come off the turnpike at three
Speaker 1: lanes and having an on ramp, make it two lanes
Speaker 1: because the cars will move. The only problem is the
Speaker 1: traffic in the squeeze in the funnel, So eliminate the
Speaker 1: funnel because that the road from the turnpike to the
Speaker 1: bridge does not need to have three lanes. Have you
Speaker 1: ever seen all three lanes occupied? Scary? Never never, it's
Speaker 1: like open space, no one's around you, social distancing, there's
Speaker 1: no need for a third lane. And then the on
Speaker 1: ramp lane could easily become a lane that goes into
Speaker 1: the two lanes rather than making its own third lane
Speaker 1: right before a bridge that doesn't allow you to have
Speaker 1: a third lane. It's the dumbest system, yet nobody is
Speaker 1: smart enough to get rid of the extra lane. You
Speaker 1: could have been the architect for this ship. High city
Speaker 1: planning could have been the foreman. So all of that,
Speaker 1: I have not come and picked up my stuff at
Speaker 1: your house. That's why come to my house. Okay, we
Speaker 1: got a lot to cover and we got more coming
Speaker 1: up right after that. Scary. What's rule number one of
Speaker 1: correcting people? Be right? That's correct. So I'm not going
Speaker 1: to mention the person's name, and I'm sure they're a
Speaker 1: wonderful person, and I'm sure they're a listener of the podcast.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say it happens to the
Speaker 1: best of us. So I'm not excuse me, I'm not
Speaker 1: uh saying anything bad about you. I'm just saying, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna correct, you gotta make sure you're right.
Speaker 1: We get a lot of examples of that, right. So
Speaker 1: I got a tweet from someone who obviously knows that
Speaker 1: I like that I am good at hearing things that
Speaker 1: are wrong on the radio and pointing them out, which
Speaker 1: is totally fine. Did they try to correct you, not me?
Speaker 1: Not me? So uh, the person said, I don't usually
Speaker 1: say I don't know, I'm gonna just read raise it.
Speaker 1: So it's you know, I don't normally comment on things
Speaker 1: like this, but it annoys me every time I hear it.
Speaker 1: Danielle on our show, Danielle does a commercial for vix
Speaker 1: don't correct me in the middle, Scary for vix Vapor
Speaker 1: rub v A P O R. But she says vix
Speaker 1: Vapo rub without the R. Do you hear it? Some
Speaker 1: of you, some of you, like Scary already know the problem.
Speaker 1: The problem is it is vix Vapo rub. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: It's the name, by the way, that is the name
Speaker 1: of the product. That is how it's vix Vapo rub. Now,
Speaker 1: when you attach rub to the end of vapo in
Speaker 1: a sentence, it sounds like you're saying Vicks vapor rub.
Speaker 1: It does it does? So if you've only heard people
Speaker 1: say it, you might think it's vapor. I get that's
Speaker 1: that's I don't fault you for it. But does that
Speaker 1: mean you've never seen the product on the product? I've
Speaker 1: seen a TV commercial because I would think you would
Speaker 1: have seen its vapo. But it reminded me of Reese's Pieces.
Speaker 1: People say Reese's pieces, But have you never owned a
Speaker 1: bag like a border bag and looked at the label.
Speaker 1: It clearly doesn't say pieces. So I feel like you
Speaker 1: get you you get a sound in your head. You know,
Speaker 1: well what you think, what you think is right, right,
Speaker 1: I think right? Like um, Robert Mueller from so from
Speaker 1: FBI director, he was part of the Mueller investigation right
Speaker 1: with the president. He spells his name m U E
Speaker 1: L L e R. Now some people might pronounce that Mueller,
Speaker 1: but it's more. But there are people on television on
Speaker 1: the news who keep calling him Robert Mueller. But nobody
Speaker 1: calls him that, right, his Mueller. But you're you're mentally
Speaker 1: seeing his name in your so so okay, So back
Speaker 1: to the VAPO rub So my point is, right, Pete,
Speaker 1: first are trying to correct Yeah, yeah, but and they're
Speaker 1: like mean while they're the ones that are wrong, you're wrong, right.
Speaker 1: So again it's a it's okay to make a mistake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just just a reminder if you're going to go
Speaker 1: out and correct someone, double check your work first and
Speaker 1: then and then go ahead. I love how people are
Speaker 1: starting to send audio clips and video clips of their
Speaker 1: grammar police moments. Grady Rogers wrote to us, Howdy, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: thought i'd share a clip from one of my college
Speaker 1: professors who has a pH d. Unfortunately, since our classes
Speaker 1: are recorded, I wasn't there to correct her. Is it
Speaker 1: out of place to call out a professor for that?
Speaker 1: And this is what Grady sent. So we're not really
Speaker 1: calculating a BIN number even tho. If you know about
Speaker 1: fin numbers, there is kind of underlying coding that remembers
Speaker 1: to like the car manufacturer in the year, and information
Speaker 1: about when the car was made. But numbers are calculated.
Speaker 1: And I believe this is an automotive class. It looks
Speaker 1: like it because the video is of the screens. See
Speaker 1: what I would do now, is I would leave a note.
Speaker 1: I would get to class early and leave a note
Speaker 1: on her desk. Would it be anonymous or you'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: it was me. No, I would leave a note saying, hey,
Speaker 1: just you know, I just want to let you know
Speaker 1: it's VIN. Now, speaking of which, I am buying a
Speaker 1: car this week or I'm leasing a new car. How
Speaker 1: interesting because we also have somebody record something a person
Speaker 1: talking about car and a car parts and a scam body.
Speaker 1: All right, go ahead. So um, I've been dealing with
Speaker 1: one one dealership and the guy keeps saying to me,
Speaker 1: send me the VIN number of your car, and I, oh,
Speaker 1: you want my VIN? He goes, yeah, send me the
Speaker 1: VN number, like I'm trying to drop the hint and
Speaker 1: he's not getting it. So that's part one of my
Speaker 1: VN number story. The other is I called my insurance company,
Speaker 1: my car insurance company, because when you buy a new car,
Speaker 1: you want to know what you're gonna pay, right, So
Speaker 1: I call him. I call up the company. Right, it's Geico.
Speaker 1: I don't mind telling you it's Geico, and I had
Speaker 1: given them so I wanted to buy either level level
Speaker 1: let's say, level three of the car I want and
Speaker 1: level four of you guys know I drive a Dodge Charger, right,
Speaker 1: so the level above the one I can actually afford.
Speaker 1: It's called a scat pack, and it's got a bigger engine, right,
Speaker 1: even bigger than the engine I have. It's a porn fetish,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, But for some reason, the more expensive
Speaker 1: car lease is better, has a better lease rate than
Speaker 1: the less expensive car. So I'm like, go, well, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll least the more expensive car because the lease is
Speaker 1: actually less expensive. So but let me call my insurance
Speaker 1: company and see what they're going to charge me for
Speaker 1: the car with the bigger engine, because if their rates
Speaker 1: are much higher, I can't afford the car. So I
Speaker 1: say to the woman, listen, I have a I currently
Speaker 1: have a Dodge charger that my lease is up. I
Speaker 1: have to give it back. I'm buying. I'm leasing one
Speaker 1: of two chargers. So can you please tell me if
Speaker 1: I give you the VIN of the first one and
Speaker 1: I use it to replace the current arge charger, what
Speaker 1: the rate of that car will be? Right? So, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I paid for because I have three
Speaker 1: cars in my family. What's the rate of my current charger?
Speaker 1: And what would the rate be of the two other ones? Okay? Great? Perfect?
Speaker 1: Give me the number of the first one of the
Speaker 1: first VIN number? Okay. So I give it to her,
Speaker 1: and I said, okay, what's the rate? Perfect? Okay? Perfect? Uh?
Speaker 1: And she and so and I could tell she, you
Speaker 1: know what, it sounded like. It sounded like she was
Speaker 1: from somewhere else in the world. And she was trying
Speaker 1: to learn American collocualisms. Uh. And you know, so like
Speaker 1: like good, like when we would go great, good, okay,
Speaker 1: very good, she's saying perfect okay. One time I would
Speaker 1: have been like, oh, that's annoying. It was about seventeen times.
Speaker 1: So she says, I said, well, what's the number on
Speaker 1: the first car, okay it would be. And she says
Speaker 1: the number it's like, um, eight ten dollars a month
Speaker 1: something like that. And I said, for a car, it's
Speaker 1: nine tho dollars a year. What So she says, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that includes roadside assistance and uh warranty coverage for up
Speaker 1: to six years on all three of your cars. And
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't ask you for that. I asked
Speaker 1: you to tell me what this car would cost on
Speaker 1: its own as compared to my old car, so I
Speaker 1: could see what my rate difference would be. Oh perfect, okay, okay, right.
Speaker 1: So she comes back with the number and I said, great,
Speaker 1: and I have the other car. Okay, great, perfect, give
Speaker 1: me the vin number of the second car. I go, okay,
Speaker 1: it's a ven, I said, it's a vein. Okay, all right, Vin, yes,
Speaker 1: Per couldn't help yourself. I couldn't. I couldn't. So she's okay,
Speaker 1: oh yeah ven, right, yes, perfect, And so she does
Speaker 1: the number for me and it's a much higher number, scary,
Speaker 1: much higher number. She and so it would be you know, seven,
Speaker 1: had said, And I said, what just yes, right there,
Speaker 1: and that's so by So, by the way, what I
Speaker 1: what I skipped? I started telling you. She the first
Speaker 1: price she gave me was for adding on roadside assistance
Speaker 1: and a bumper to bumper warranty for like three or
Speaker 1: five years. She didn't ask me, she just quoted me
Speaker 1: the price. So I said, why is it? So I just, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what I go. Did I ask you for for
Speaker 1: roadside assistance and bumping a bumper warranty? I asked you
Speaker 1: just to tell me how much the car is? All right? Perfect? Yes, okay?
Speaker 1: So she gives me the second number, and I said,
Speaker 1: that's not perfect. That's way too expensive. That's crazy number.
Speaker 1: The word perfect. She's just saying it because it's right.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, well, that's because it's There must be
Speaker 1: something different about that car. I said, it's a bigger engine.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, perfect, a bigger engine. Like, no, it's
Speaker 1: not perfect. It's too expensive. So I said, well, I
Speaker 1: you know I I So, I said, So, here's what
Speaker 1: I don't understand about insurance companies. I said, why is
Speaker 1: And I go back to the same car I have, right,
Speaker 1: the right, the same model I have of Dodge Charger,
Speaker 1: and I said, why is it seventy dollars more? A month. Well,
Speaker 1: this car is new, sir, and your old car is
Speaker 1: three years old. I said, I understand that, But when
Speaker 1: I bought it in seen, it was new, right, so
Speaker 1: I'm paying the new price. You didn't lower it when
Speaker 1: it became three years old, right, that's the scam. If
Speaker 1: I brought a se to them now, I would get
Speaker 1: a lower rate. But they're they're charging me the new
Speaker 1: car price. So I said, yes, but I'm paying the
Speaker 1: new car price. Feen. It's the same car. Why is
Speaker 1: it seventy dollars more a month for? And she says
Speaker 1: because it's absolutely So she says, well, you know, prices
Speaker 1: go up in three years, I said, but they don't
Speaker 1: go down, I said, and seventy dollars for the same car. Scary?
Speaker 1: You know me bought the same car time, at least
Speaker 1: the same exact car, same call, the same options. Right,
Speaker 1: you must be in bed, So I said, look, just
Speaker 1: can I help you anything else? I said, No, I'm good.
Speaker 1: That was all I needed. Okay, perfect, I go. You
Speaker 1: know there is one more thing you can help me with? Yes?
Speaker 1: What I said, could you please stop saying perfect? And
Speaker 1: then I hung up. I couldn't take it. I wish
Speaker 1: I had the audio. If I could call her back
Speaker 1: and get the audio, I would. I was killing myself
Speaker 1: that I wasn't recording the car. What do the odds
Speaker 1: you get her back on the phone again? Probably a
Speaker 1: million of a million of slim the nun I want
Speaker 1: to tell you, perfect, it's perfect. My girlfriend called me
Speaker 1: yesterday and I don't know what to do with this story.
Speaker 1: But she says, dumper, dumper right now. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I got hit on in a
Speaker 1: mask like what she was wearing. She was wearing shoes
Speaker 1: stand outside her apartment. And was she wearing a bikini
Speaker 1: with the mask she was wearing? No, she had her
Speaker 1: jacket on. It was the middle of a fall. Here, Hello,
Speaker 1: what is October six? Whatever? Last night? Whatever? She's by
Speaker 1: the way, By the way, you know, this was an
Speaker 1: S and L sketch this past weekend, right, Um, whether
Speaker 1: it was or not, it happened to her, a real
Speaker 1: life story. But people like yelling at their podcast it
Speaker 1: was yes they did did, Yes, they did do a bit.
Speaker 1: They did do a bit. But um, yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it actually is coincidental. So she said, this kid rolled
Speaker 1: up on her probably in his mid twenties. He I
Speaker 1: guess he was on a scooter or something. Don't you
Speaker 1: dare plug your scooter company. Not gonna take this about
Speaker 1: your scooter company. They're in the past. Now I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a new one. If anyone knows if they scooted
Speaker 1: out of here. Uh they So she says, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: um no, no, he says, give me let me get
Speaker 1: your number. Let me get your number. By the way,
Speaker 1: when you say he rolled up, was he like rolling
Speaker 1: on twenties? Like like he rolled rolled up her? Because hey,
Speaker 1: he goes, you know you're fine, You're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 1: You I'm not gonna do any accents. And then she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: she he was you have a boyfriend? Uh yes, I
Speaker 1: did light Yes, she says, yes I do. She goes,
Speaker 1: We'll just give me your number anyway, give me your number.
Speaker 1: So she's like, I'm sorry, I can't do that. But
Speaker 1: she had a mask on. So who hits on people
Speaker 1: with a mask? Now I know this does play into
Speaker 1: the SNL sketch that air that aired. It was about
Speaker 1: you know, not seeing the lower half. Okay, but let
Speaker 1: me let me let me your face explain your girlfriend,
Speaker 1: your girlfriend is tall, statuesque. She has a bikini body
Speaker 1: regardless of what she was wearing. She dresses very very well.
Speaker 1: She has very long black hair. She has gorgeous Italian
Speaker 1: Mediterranean type eye. You fantasizing about her right here in
Speaker 1: this pod. No, it's not my type. I don't like
Speaker 1: the Mediterranean look. Um, no offense to anybody who's Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: You're all very attractive. I was just saying, that's a scary.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't think that I'm into his girlfriend? Um? No, your
Speaker 1: girlfriend is very pretty. Robin is very proudy, right, but
Speaker 1: how do you tell just from the eyes, I mean,
Speaker 1: pretty mask on what is covered on her face? Her nose,
Speaker 1: in her mouth, on her cheeks, right, yeah, like the
Speaker 1: rest are yeah, three quarters of her face? Okay, but
Speaker 1: how often have you found a girl attractive looking at
Speaker 1: something other than her bottom half of her face? I
Speaker 1: just feel like you need the entire You need the
Speaker 1: entire package. You've never seen a girl walking down the
Speaker 1: street from behind in totality, you need the entire Yeah,
Speaker 1: she might have teeth missing and a mustache. You just
Speaker 1: was You just gave me the perfect example. Yeah, someone
Speaker 1: from the back, Oh look at that and then they
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he could be butterface. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she's got butterface or summer teeth. Like some are here,
Speaker 1: some are there, some are missing. But I I have
Speaker 1: found usually the butterfaces don't. They don't the outfit they
Speaker 1: wear and and everything else. Sometimes if it's really well
Speaker 1: put together, it's because they're well put together and they're
Speaker 1: not a butter Some people say are saying, right now,
Speaker 1: what is butterface and hot body? But face? But face?
Speaker 1: It but her face, butterface face or butterface. It's not
Speaker 1: butter but that's not it's not butter it's everything. But
Speaker 1: it's not smooth. But I think everybody does with butter faces.
Speaker 1: They do not ever know, not everybody, dude, that's a
Speaker 1: that's the term from like way back. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: The point is like, who would even do that? Who
Speaker 1: would hit on someone with a mask on? I still
Speaker 1: think you need the entire package there, you need to
Speaker 1: see everything, the entire They don't want to see her.
Speaker 1: If she has an entire package, I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I'm not dating her. Then she's got a um I
Speaker 1: I you know what I think in the pandemic, you
Speaker 1: you adapt to what you find attractive. Yeah, right, Like
Speaker 1: if you if she had like bugged out googly eyes,
Speaker 1: I think you would never shot. How do people how, actually,
Speaker 1: let's take this a step further. How are people who
Speaker 1: are single getting themselves out there when they're seeing other
Speaker 1: people in public these days? Do they wear their mask
Speaker 1: as a chin diaper and say, oh, look, here's my
Speaker 1: entire face as I'm sitting here, do you mask down?
Speaker 1: And I don't know, you go poolside with the DJs
Speaker 1: with no mask on. Regardless of what you're telling me,
Speaker 1: it's safe, it's an okay. But hypothetically speaking in a
Speaker 1: masked up society, how are people they have to be doing?
Speaker 1: Like are they kind of like doing a little like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a little peek here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pull it down like you're pulling down. I don't know
Speaker 1: that they do sell clear ones. They sell face guards
Speaker 1: down your thong, Hey, take a look at what's underneath
Speaker 1: for a second. They give it us a peekaboo action
Speaker 1: and then back a story that came out. I want
Speaker 1: to pull up the store. It was in New York
Speaker 1: two days ago. So let me find the from the
Speaker 1: seventh maybe here this let me pull up on my computer. Um,
Speaker 1: speaking of how people are doing things these days, where
Speaker 1: is the story? I mean, when you're sitting down at
Speaker 1: a table eating with your friends, you're not wearing a mask.
Speaker 1: No one's wearing masks. I can tell you that because well,
Speaker 1: I'm the king of going out to eat and that's
Speaker 1: what I've observed. So no one's wearing masks. So I
Speaker 1: guess that's the way to approach people now, like give
Speaker 1: people the eye from afar. I mean, but people that
Speaker 1: are like, let's say you're commuting and you have a
Speaker 1: mask on. What are you doing? How are you how
Speaker 1: are you communicating? How are you showing someone your entire
Speaker 1: you know? I think that's pretty ballsy of a guy
Speaker 1: to just roll up on someone. I'll use the word
Speaker 1: roll up again and say, hey, roll up and just assume.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's playing the odds. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: guess he figures she's alone for that minute, maybe she's alone,
Speaker 1: or maybe she's you know, but but he's assume she's
Speaker 1: hot again. Scary, I described I already explained how your
Speaker 1: girlfriend's hot, but I don't how but not so not
Speaker 1: only does she have a boyfriend. Right your girlfriend has
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, but who's hooking up with randos in a
Speaker 1: pandemic right where you don't know if they've got the
Speaker 1: D or not. A lot of people, a lot of
Speaker 1: people are taking that risks. I'm not doing that. Well,
Speaker 1: that's well, people have sex without condoms. You don't know
Speaker 1: what you know, They could have much worse than the bid.
Speaker 1: There are people listening to us in Florida right now.
Speaker 1: They are like, what the fund are you guys talking about?
Speaker 1: Every everything's open. In fact, they're allowing people in the
Speaker 1: stadiums again. They opened up the entire state for live
Speaker 1: events and everything and a indoor and outdoor dining. They're
Speaker 1: ready to roll in Florida that they're ready to roll
Speaker 1: right onto a gurney right into a house. Hey here,
Speaker 1: you have a lot of listeners in Florida right now,
Speaker 1: and I pray for them. But the thing is, it's
Speaker 1: what I'm my point. My larger point was this entire
Speaker 1: concept is far and and to other people that are
Speaker 1: living out west. If you're listening in the middle of
Speaker 1: the country right now, again, you might be like, what
Speaker 1: the funk are these guys talking about? They make it
Speaker 1: sound like, uh, you know, oh my god, berdie, what
Speaker 1: is up with that? Mike? Did they make these guys
Speaker 1: are sitting here talking like everyone's messed up? Well guess
Speaker 1: what where we are? Everyone's on fucking patrol. If you
Speaker 1: don't have one on the tell you to put one on.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so yeah, And in fact, I was at
Speaker 1: Target and guy had uncovered his nose and and somebody yelled, hey,
Speaker 1: cover your damn nose, chin diaper. Uh. There's a there's
Speaker 1: a club in New York. Um it's uh, let's see,
Speaker 1: it's called Labyrinth Club and it's a swingers club. So
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is legal. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know the rules in New York or whatever. But
Speaker 1: you go there and they have like you know, you
Speaker 1: leave your keys at the door kind of thing. Um,
Speaker 1: couples pay like forty bucks. I'm reading this article. I've
Speaker 1: never been, nor would I and um, single people, single
Speaker 1: guys pay eighty and women getting for free up until
Speaker 1: a certain time. So it's like a regular bar, like
Speaker 1: you know, girls women getting for free, and they have
Speaker 1: play rooms and nudity and you you can they they
Speaker 1: must have sex rooms, right, And I guess it's legal
Speaker 1: if you don't charge for sex. Right, you're not charging
Speaker 1: for sex, but you go there knowing you're going to
Speaker 1: hook up with people for free in a private room. Right.
Speaker 1: So um, they reopened this week and they this is
Speaker 1: what they said in their press release. Well, they don't
Speaker 1: advertise their address. You have to know where it is.
Speaker 1: It's on Park Avenue South, but it's in like it's
Speaker 1: in a house, like it's in a um an apartment building.
Speaker 1: Their secret knock yeah with my dick from behind. So
Speaker 1: it says customers and everyone must attest in writing that
Speaker 1: you're not exhibiting any COVID nineteen symptoms before entering the facility.
Speaker 1: And by the facility they mean women. I guess. Uh.
Speaker 1: They said they have bathrooms and showers on every floor
Speaker 1: and tons of play space. They're operating at capacity, and
Speaker 1: they said they'll be hand sanitizers, masks and gloves available
Speaker 1: for anyone who needs them. By the way, it doesn't
Speaker 1: say condoms, which I still think is a problem, but
Speaker 1: it says for the as far as the pandemic. So
Speaker 1: you imagine like, oh, um, if you're sleeping with somebody
Speaker 1: who's not your wife or your husband or whatever, and
Speaker 1: you have a mask on, right, so you could be like, oh, honey,
Speaker 1: I thought it was you. Sorry. Yeah. Um it says
Speaker 1: come come prance around in nothing or less come spelled
Speaker 1: the regular way anyway. Wednesday was anything Goes night, Tonight
Speaker 1: is big O night. They have theme nights, Let's go
Speaker 1: and a Friday is scandalous debauchery night. And Saturday is
Speaker 1: swinging kink Saturday. Well, where are you reading this out
Speaker 1: of the article? Who was in the New York Post?
Speaker 1: It was either in the New York Post or am
Speaker 1: am New York, one of the websites that I look
Speaker 1: for for. Well, if you want to be in cognito,
Speaker 1: I guess you wear a mask. It's great. Who's by
Speaker 1: the way, who's cognito and is hot? Hio hio. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So my point is people are hooking up even though
Speaker 1: there's a pandemic. Yeah, wait to get in the world stops. Well,
Speaker 1: people still have raging hormones. It's happening. Listen. I'm not
Speaker 1: hooking up in my own house and nobody here has it,
Speaker 1: So that's your problem. I'm like, how about tonight not pandemic,
Speaker 1: but we don't have it. You got the old pandemic
Speaker 1: excuse Yeah, pandemic. That is that is a P word
Speaker 1: you don't want to hear. That's like I have a headache.
Speaker 1: That's like I have a headache. Pandemic. Sorry that you
Speaker 1: can't do it. Um. Other things in the news this week.
Speaker 1: I wanted to comment real quick. UM. One of my
Speaker 1: favorite musicians in the world. UM. One of the greatest
Speaker 1: guitar players who will ever play guitar, A man who
Speaker 1: revolutionized the way you play the electric guitar. Eddie van
Speaker 1: Halen passed away. Now. Eddie died of throat cancer. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not here to preach, am, I here to
Speaker 1: tell you what you should and shouldn't do. UM. But
Speaker 1: Edny smoked cigarettes like a fiend for most of his
Speaker 1: life and he ended up with throat cancer. That's what happens, right. However,
Speaker 1: when somebody dies, everybody posts pictures of people you know
Speaker 1: on Instagram, like, hey, r, I p sorry for this guy.
Speaker 1: You know, he was my guy. So I went out
Speaker 1: of my way to find pictures of Eddie van Halen
Speaker 1: where he's not smoking. But a lot of people put
Speaker 1: up pictures of Eddie van Halen with a cigarette and
Speaker 1: his guitar. A cigarette in his mouth. Some of the
Speaker 1: most famous shots of Eddie van Halen, unfortunately, are of
Speaker 1: him smoking. Right, But I don't you feel like like
Speaker 1: if you, if you if a celebrity got shot, would
Speaker 1: you post a picture of them holding a gun or
Speaker 1: somebody pointing a gun at them, like it is a
Speaker 1: scene from a movie where he got shot. No, because
Speaker 1: he got shot. Yeah, Like I feel like, maybe don't
Speaker 1: post a picture him smoking, that's all. If we've learned
Speaker 1: nothing else from Eddie van Halen passing away at the
Speaker 1: young old age from from mouth cancer and throat cancer,
Speaker 1: maybe don't. Maybe don't post cigarette pictures. You know. He
Speaker 1: suspected for the longest time that it was because he
Speaker 1: held his guitar pick. He had sealed the metal guitar pick.
Speaker 1: He held it in between between his lips those years.
Speaker 1: But that's what he said, Well, yeah, okay, well speculated that.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a warning on the side of
Speaker 1: picks anyway. Just to add to the story, smoking isn't
Speaker 1: the healthiest thing. People don't do it anyway. My that
Speaker 1: was I just wanted this event a little bit. I
Speaker 1: just felt like, you know, like it was I don't
Speaker 1: remember what comedian it was, and I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: getting into religion, but you know, they said, well, what
Speaker 1: if Jesus would have come back? Right? He comes back
Speaker 1: to earth again and he sees everybody's wearing a symbol
Speaker 1: of what killed him, right like when hey, hey, are
Speaker 1: you I don't you know? Right? Yeah, that's right. I
Speaker 1: get white people wear the cross is to simplify his sacrifice.
Speaker 1: I signify a sacrifice. I get it. So there was
Speaker 1: an interesting aside, that's that's an old it's an old thing.
Speaker 1: Will be uh right back after No, no, don't tell
Speaker 1: me not to go go go to commercials. The button,
Speaker 1: hit the button? Jesus Christ? Were we just talked about him?
Speaker 1: Are we not on? Are we on the same page?
Speaker 1: Were now on the same page? Turn the page? You
Speaker 1: are impossible today. You just roll with the punches. Just
Speaker 1: go go go, we just go do you know me?
Speaker 1: Everything rolls off my back? Everything come on? Please? Uh.
Speaker 1: I got so much to talk about and so many
Speaker 1: things that I wanted to hit. I have so many
Speaker 1: screenshots of things I wanted to mention. Um, can we
Speaker 1: talk about the simple human Scamboni, simple human? The people
Speaker 1: that make the garbage pails? Yeah. We talked about this
Speaker 1: about four episodes. We talked about me getting a simple
Speaker 1: human garbage cans from my father. They are the greatest
Speaker 1: garbage cans ever made. All right, So here's my problem.
Speaker 1: I resisted buying a simple human not a sponsor. I
Speaker 1: resisted buying a simple human garbage pail for years. We
Speaker 1: had a plast rubber made garbage pail in our kitchen
Speaker 1: forever because it was the only one that fit. And
Speaker 1: so I finally broke down, finally and got a simple
Speaker 1: human garbage pail. You well up to the club, Brody.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I mentioned this before that I
Speaker 1: got it, but I got one of about a month
Speaker 1: of exciting. Didn't you change your life? No, it's a
Speaker 1: very nice garbage pail, okay, and the one I got
Speaker 1: it it has a has a step on it so
Speaker 1: it opens the top. That's cheap and so that No
Speaker 1: it's not. You know you bought the automated one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you woke up to you drone over it and it
Speaker 1: opens up. Now you walk you walk up to it
Speaker 1: and it fucking opens its lid. It's opens its mouth
Speaker 1: like It's so much better than stepping on the thing
Speaker 1: as you walk up to it and yeah, because I
Speaker 1: want to be touchless. We're in COVID, man, I want
Speaker 1: to be want people something at this point, people touching
Speaker 1: my ship. I want. I want to be able to
Speaker 1: walk up to the garbage and it opens its mouth
Speaker 1: and said, I am ready to receive you. In case
Speaker 1: you're wondering which one of us is the bougee one.
Speaker 1: Excuse you haven't listened in these in these crazy times,
Speaker 1: your father a boogeive garbage pail that he didn't want anyway,
Speaker 1: I got the pail because my wife wanted a nicer
Speaker 1: garbage pail. Finally, and I said, you know what, let's
Speaker 1: get the simple human one. Now, simple human, if you
Speaker 1: go to bed Beth and Beyond, that's like one of
Speaker 1: the main places to get up. They summon target. It's
Speaker 1: the same garbage pail you'd pay twenty dollars for. It's
Speaker 1: like a hundred dollars minimum. It's chrome, It's okay. So
Speaker 1: I got the one that's I don't know, it's expensive.
Speaker 1: So but we have the bed Beeth and Beyond like
Speaker 1: annual thing where you get twenty percent off everything. So off,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gonna get the pail whatever. So they
Speaker 1: sell bags with letters on them, like the ND bag,
Speaker 1: the S bang. Here we spoke at least. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: a reason I'm bringing this up. I'm reminding you I'm
Speaker 1: a jay guy. Shout out to the sound of your peeps.
Speaker 1: And so the pail I got are the end bags, right,
Speaker 1: the end bags. So I was like, I'm not buying
Speaker 1: the end bags because they're really expensive. They're like thirty
Speaker 1: forty cents a bag, whereas if you buy the big
Speaker 1: hefty bag box at Costco, they're like three four five
Speaker 1: cents a bag. Do you strike me as more of
Speaker 1: a d bag kind of guy, Oh, you're funny, You're funny.
Speaker 1: That was good. That was good. Okay, So that now
Speaker 1: that was good. I gotta get it. Props to you.
Speaker 1: So for the past i don't know, month and a half,
Speaker 1: two months whatever it's been that we have this thing,
Speaker 1: we've been using the basic hefty tall kitchen garbage bags.
Speaker 1: Now when you put them in they fit fine, right,
Speaker 1: So I've been getting cocky like, fuck, damn, simple human,
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for your expensive bags. That the the
Speaker 1: the Hefty bag works great. I'm loving it. Okay, Now
Speaker 1: when you put the bag on, there's a ring under
Speaker 1: the lid like, so the lid is goes up and
Speaker 1: so does the ring. This thick metal band that goes
Speaker 1: around the oval shaped garbage pail lowers down and locks
Speaker 1: the bag in place. Yes, that's what you get for
Speaker 1: the hundred dollars. Do whatever you Your bag never moved.
Speaker 1: It's that's the theory. The problem is when you put
Speaker 1: enough in the bag, right, because the simple human garbage pail,
Speaker 1: I think it's like at leader, maybe a fifty leader.
Speaker 1: It's deep, it goes down pretty fall right, right, So
Speaker 1: when you start putting stuff in it that's heavy, or
Speaker 1: you fill it even though the bag is only three
Speaker 1: quote is full, the weight of the bag drops it
Speaker 1: out of the rim that's holding it. Not mine, not mine, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I like it just because I don't like throwing
Speaker 1: out half empty bags or three quart is full bags.
Speaker 1: I like to do the foot stomp. Will you put
Speaker 1: your foot in the garbage and you squish everything down
Speaker 1: because it's mostly paper towels. But if you do that,
Speaker 1: you're surely gonna rip the bag off the fucking rim. Well,
Speaker 1: it falls in, So then I put it back on
Speaker 1: the on the ledge and I lock it down at
Speaker 1: the rim and inevitably it will fall again. And then
Speaker 1: my wife yells at me stop stopping the garbage. The
Speaker 1: bag falls and you gotta take the garbage out now, Okay,
Speaker 1: so this has been going on now for a for
Speaker 1: a couple of months. Well, when you buy the garbage pail,
Speaker 1: you know, like the crack dealer who gives you the
Speaker 1: free drugs at the at the school yard to get
Speaker 1: you hooked. Hey, kid, you want some pills, and then
Speaker 1: when you get hooked on them, now you gotta pay
Speaker 1: an alminal leg form. But they give you the free
Speaker 1: taste they call it. They give you the free taste, right,
Speaker 1: they did that in our old neighborhoody used to give
Speaker 1: it a free taste. So, by the way, I've never
Speaker 1: done drugs, so I was gonna point that out case
Speaker 1: like what Brodie said, he didn't do drugs, I don't.
Speaker 1: I knew people. So they give you a bag of
Speaker 1: like what is it when you get when whatever it is,
Speaker 1: it's it's the starter pack where it's the pack that
Speaker 1: comes with it, and that's the right you get in
Speaker 1: bags or whatever this is. So I didn't open those.
Speaker 1: I was like you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use the glad, the free hefty bags, you know,
Speaker 1: cheap ones, and I'll sell because it's you'll sell the
Speaker 1: expensive ones because fuck it, I'm not gonna use them.
Speaker 1: Podcast started. I thought that you had a fever, you
Speaker 1: were sick, But now you're coming down to David Brody level.
Speaker 1: He's taking the cheap play out. Yeah, he's the problem.
Speaker 1: What's the problem. So today's Thursday. On on Monday, my
Speaker 1: wife says to me, you know the bags, it was
Speaker 1: Tuesday night. It was Tuesday because Wednesday we take the
Speaker 1: garbage out. Well leave it on Tuesday night and they
Speaker 1: come pick it up on Wednesday. And she says, you
Speaker 1: know what, the bag fell in again you stomped it,
Speaker 1: but the bag wasn't full. I'm sick of this, you know,
Speaker 1: in that loving way that she says it. And so
Speaker 1: she's just can we just try the bags that come
Speaker 1: with it? Can we try the bags? Now I knew
Speaker 1: this was a slippery slope. I said, well, I said, listen,
Speaker 1: if we use the bags and we like them, we
Speaker 1: aft worse. You are, Yes, you're ft because you gotta
Speaker 1: pay the premium price for them. Hey, guess what the
Speaker 1: ones that were ent for the bag for the garbage
Speaker 1: to begin with. You don't take shortcuts on so I.
Speaker 1: So I said, all right, I take the simple human
Speaker 1: bag out of the pouch, which I can no longer
Speaker 1: sell at full price because I've used the bag. The
Speaker 1: bag comes out, it's deeper, it's thicker. It's like it's crunchy,
Speaker 1: thick like. It's not like a like a plastic bag.
Speaker 1: It's a heavyweight gauge. It's deeper like the garbage pail.
Speaker 1: I I put it in the pail on Tuesday afternoon maybe,
Speaker 1: and then late last night I took the garbage out.
Speaker 1: It was full. I had stomped the garbage down three times.
Speaker 1: And by the way, we don't use that much garbage.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a day off, Baby's Monday or whatever day
Speaker 1: it was garbage. You have to stomp the gar You
Speaker 1: don't let let the ship falls where it fall where
Speaker 1: it may, and then you hold on. Then you wrap
Speaker 1: it up into a nice bow and you take it out. Hey,
Speaker 1: guess what. You keep garbage in there too long, it
Speaker 1: starts to stink. Okay, smells up your whole. We're not
Speaker 1: throwing dead fish in the garbage. It's paper goods. It's
Speaker 1: like empty containers. It's normal garbage. You don't keep stomping stomping.
Speaker 1: It's been double stomped. This thing is loaded. It's heavy
Speaker 1: as ship. Of course, it's no I pulled the simple
Speaker 1: human garbage bag out. It comes out beautifully. It never
Speaker 1: fell in. And by the way the bags they're printed,
Speaker 1: they say simple human on them they do and the
Speaker 1: letter yeah they do. Hold on. I felt like I
Speaker 1: wanted the garbage men not to see the bag for
Speaker 1: them thinking I was boogie. Now I have a problem,
Speaker 1: scary because the bags I want to I want to
Speaker 1: read to you the price of the bags. We had
Speaker 1: this conversation with my father on the phone on the
Speaker 1: sixty pack of bags. Yes, okay, that's what indulge roughly
Speaker 1: forty cents, forty cents ago, blurge, hold on, blurge on
Speaker 1: the bag. The twenty pack, the that's like cents a bag.
Speaker 1: Now if I want to get the jumbo side, the
Speaker 1: one that I have, right, But how much is it
Speaker 1: per bag? Brody? Do the math you mathly it's thirty
Speaker 1: thirty something cents a bag. You're a math let off.
Speaker 1: I can get a correct but that's still Nope. At
Speaker 1: some point, at some point, that is going to be
Speaker 1: less than the hefty, hefty cinch shack are glad or
Speaker 1: these heavy duty brand name bags that you're trying to
Speaker 1: buy which don't fit the rim properly? Any cents a bag, Brody?
Speaker 1: If I buy, if I buy the huge in bulk,
Speaker 1: come on, man, treat yourself. It's a fucking garbage bag man.
Speaker 1: Just so, that's my problem, that we're made for this,
Speaker 1: that I like them, okay, and I've got I've fallen
Speaker 1: into the crack dealer, Scamboni. It's not it doesn't it
Speaker 1: feel good, Brodie? Doesn't it feel good to be part
Speaker 1: of it? No? No, I want to sell the bags
Speaker 1: and I can't now because my wife saw how good
Speaker 1: they are, and I have to buy them, I said,
Speaker 1: I said to I, go, there's seventy seven dollars, there's
Speaker 1: sixty two dollars with our discount for two forty. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should get let's just know, and buying bulk, you
Speaker 1: get the two forties. She says, you know who did
Speaker 1: the same thing and fell into the same trap. You know,
Speaker 1: fell into the same trap parody My fucking parents, remember
Speaker 1: how my father was screaming at me on this podcast,
Speaker 1: Big Show Fantasy. I'm gonna use the I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: the the costco imitation once. Guess what. He came back
Speaker 1: to me three days later, just like you, Brodie, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm obsessed with this
Speaker 1: garbage pail and myself and the end the bags that
Speaker 1: that are made for them, because guess what, they're made
Speaker 1: for them. They're made for them. I'm telling you, Brodie,
Speaker 1: just it's okay. Indulged in it. It's it's just simple,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, it's a semi human. They really
Speaker 1: should be a sponsor on this podcast. We get way
Speaker 1: too much though, But it is. What I'm saying is
Speaker 1: it's a simple indulgence. It's all it is. It's just
Speaker 1: a treat. I don't like it. It's garbage, scarbage so much,
Speaker 1: all right, I know it's garbage. All Right, It's gonna
Speaker 1: be okay, Brodie. You're paying twenty six cents a fucking bag.
Speaker 1: I think you'll be all right. I think you'll be
Speaker 1: all right. You haven't you have a fucking ground pool.
Speaker 1: I think you'll be okay for the pool. It came
Speaker 1: at the house. Don't make it like I spent money
Speaker 1: on a on a pool. Anyone who has a pool?
Speaker 1: What about what you're what? You're rich? What you're rich?
Speaker 1: You're right here, you're rich. By the way, what I
Speaker 1: told my wife, I said, because she's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we should close the pool because my pool still open.
Speaker 1: It's October eight. It's still open because it's heated. Again.
Speaker 1: I didn't put the heater in. If you do, if
Speaker 1: if you have an in ground pool, I said, I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm rich. I'm in the pool. I'm not rich.
Speaker 1: We talked about this on the Big Show about sign
Speaker 1: and I said, if you haven't, what makes you feel rich? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what makes me feel rich. If I if I
Speaker 1: roll up there's that word again. If I roll up
Speaker 1: to a house and I have to enter, and I
Speaker 1: have to enter a gate code, and then gates open
Speaker 1: up right, and your gates around your property, you're okay, right,
Speaker 1: you're rich? Right, Okay. Now, if I if you can
Speaker 1: park more than six cars on your driveway, if you
Speaker 1: have to have a circular, if you have a more
Speaker 1: than one car garage, you're rich. No, yes, everything is relative.
Speaker 1: Everything's relative. Because I have a two car garage. And
Speaker 1: I am not rich. But to someone who can't afford
Speaker 1: to two car garage, I understand that it seems like
Speaker 1: a goal. I'm not rich if you don't. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me ask this. I bought a house a long long
Speaker 1: time ago and I'm still not even close to paying
Speaker 1: for it. But it's not expensive. It just takes a lot.
Speaker 1: If you pay fifteen dollars for eggs in a restaurant
Speaker 1: for brunch, are you rich? Well, your bougie. The reason
Speaker 1: why I bring that up is because I'm a little
Speaker 1: but hurt. I was out for brunch last week and
Speaker 1: I was, where did you put the eggs? I was
Speaker 1: in Staten Island, Staten Island, by the way, which and
Speaker 1: not the rich part of Staten Island either. I was
Speaker 1: on the perimeter and we were at this place and
Speaker 1: we were had a great brunch, and I happened to
Speaker 1: like flash the menu on my instant story and somebody
Speaker 1: must have put their thumb and held their thumb on
Speaker 1: the screen so they could see the whole menu, and
Speaker 1: their d m to me, waste dollars for eggs. But
Speaker 1: what I wanted to tell them and you, Brody, was that, yes,
Speaker 1: you pay fifteen dollars for eggs when it's the entire experience.
Speaker 1: First of all, again, we're in COVID. They have to
Speaker 1: hire a staff, they have to keep the lights on.
Speaker 1: You're in a decent place. You're out and outside in
Speaker 1: a path eo, with all this wonderful greenery around you.
Speaker 1: You're you're not paying. You're not paying fifteen dollars for eggs.
Speaker 1: You're paying for to pay the weight staff, and the
Speaker 1: bus boys and girls, and and the cook. You're paying
Speaker 1: for the manager. You're paying for everything. You're paying for
Speaker 1: the entire experience. And to me, the answer to that
Speaker 1: person was yes, fifteen dollars for eggs on a Sunday
Speaker 1: is okay. You know, listen, I know people can. People
Speaker 1: are yelling at me right now. What are you fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? I go to Denny's I paid for and
Speaker 1: I get that, and I do that too, but in
Speaker 1: this specific case, okay, I'm not trying to be boogie.
Speaker 1: You know. I hate when people I hate when people know,
Speaker 1: but I hate when people say fifteen or if they
Speaker 1: put any price and say you paid that for this.
Speaker 1: It's not just the item. You can't just strip it
Speaker 1: down to the item and try and do the math
Speaker 1: like you're trying to do with garbage bags. You have
Speaker 1: to consider the entire experience around that and the fact
Speaker 1: that you're paying for the entire the entire thing. You're
Speaker 1: paying for a day out, I'm paying for a morning
Speaker 1: I'm paying I'm sitting there eating on their property. Whatever
Speaker 1: the you know, I don't know. Yeah, I should say,
Speaker 1: is this worths? Is this is this non dropped in bags.
Speaker 1: It's the fact that I'm not getting average aggravation right
Speaker 1: now that I don't have this one less thing for
Speaker 1: me to worry about in my day. Is that worth
Speaker 1: the twenty cents? Is that worth the price of admission?
Speaker 1: I think the answer will be yes. And I think
Speaker 1: that if we can draw these parallels in life, you
Speaker 1: pay a little more extra, a little extra, excuse me
Speaker 1: for just a little for something that that may not
Speaker 1: seem worth it when it's stripped down to just that thing.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. So what you're saying is the
Speaker 1: bags for simple human are perfect. Yeah, that's callback. By
Speaker 1: the way, that was like that was a callback. See yeah,
Speaker 1: but but the egg comment, it was reminded of that
Speaker 1: because I'm like, yeah, yeah, I paid fifty. But it's
Speaker 1: not just me paying. It's not me saying, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's not like I walked down the aisle of a
Speaker 1: grocery store and I said, I need these dozen eggs
Speaker 1: right here, fucking fifteen dollars for two, I'm gonna pay.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what I'm saying. You don't. You
Speaker 1: don't think I don't, but me, I don't think I
Speaker 1: can enjoy the eggs. Really, it's really gonna ruin your mood.
Speaker 1: A nice morning out of money for eggs. It's seventy
Speaker 1: three degrees out, it's a Sunday afternoon. You you didn't
Speaker 1: have to cook, Your wife didn't have to cook. You're
Speaker 1: you're you're sitting across from her, you're enjoying a wonderful meal.
Speaker 1: You're really gonna you're really gonna complain about fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: for for that experience. I don't really asking me. Have
Speaker 1: you just met me, I wouldn't complain. I just think
Speaker 1: you know you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: My wife likes to make fun of me. My wife
Speaker 1: likes to make fun of me because I get a
Speaker 1: price in my head and that's what I feel like
Speaker 1: I should pay. Right, So like when the when the sinklogs,
Speaker 1: In my mind, a guy come into the house unclogged
Speaker 1: my sink, right, or my let's say this, like we
Speaker 1: had to pay a guy to come because my kids
Speaker 1: put a straw down the sink and it wouldn't come out.
Speaker 1: You couldn't plunge it, you couldn't snake it, couldn't get
Speaker 1: the straw out. In my mind, the guy's gonna come,
Speaker 1: he's gonna take eight minutes to set up and power
Speaker 1: snake it and get it out. Which so you're calculating
Speaker 1: this entire day. I go, yeah, I go, you know what,
Speaker 1: getting a straw out, it's probably like, at the most
Speaker 1: forty bucks. In my mind, like eight minutes of work
Speaker 1: driving to my house, how much would I charge? I
Speaker 1: go forty bucks. But when the guy says, when the
Speaker 1: guy says ninety or a hundred and ten, in my mind,
Speaker 1: I go, that's much more than forty. So my wife says,
Speaker 1: you got to imagine it's two hundreds. So what he
Speaker 1: says ninety, You're like, all right, it's easy for you
Speaker 1: to say, though, Bertie. When the shoes on the other
Speaker 1: foot you wouldn't do it for forty bucks. I would
Speaker 1: because Saturday morning and show up at someone it wasn't
Speaker 1: a Saturday morning. My wife always says, you think everything
Speaker 1: should cost fifty bucks. I go, yeah, uh yeah, it
Speaker 1: depends on what it is. But I feel like in
Speaker 1: a in a in a because I I like to
Speaker 1: deal in reality, I mean my reality, like real world.
Speaker 1: You go, what's it take? Now? I know the plumber
Speaker 1: is highly skilled, he's trained. I can't live without him.
Speaker 1: I get it. But in a grand scheme of things,
Speaker 1: he's working eight minutes and you extract extrapolate that, you go,
Speaker 1: that's like seventh of an hour. I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: into the mind of Brody and this is really striking
Speaker 1: a chord now because I'm starting to understand your logic.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand your logic, your logic, the way
Speaker 1: you think, what your mind works. I don't agree with
Speaker 1: it at all, but at least I'm acknowledging that. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I because I I to me, that is something
Speaker 1: that nobody should be thinking about, like like who can
Speaker 1: like it's irrelevant, Like okay, to me, it's like the
Speaker 1: price is the price, and pay it or you go
Speaker 1: for a search for a lower price, and I don't
Speaker 1: like rip things apart by the minute, by the second.
Speaker 1: How much? Never question you never you never question how
Speaker 1: much something like Okay, for instance, the there was a
Speaker 1: car wash near my house used to charge fourteen dollars, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: for a car wash that didn't include the wheelbright you
Speaker 1: know the stuff they get you on the carriage, on
Speaker 1: the carriage, particular your carriage. So this is a car
Speaker 1: wash closed down and moved to a better location where
Speaker 1: I have to assume the rent is higher, right if
Speaker 1: they moved there. But they moved there so they would
Speaker 1: get more business. Right. They moved there because they want
Speaker 1: more accessed. It's a it's a really good location they
Speaker 1: have now, so they're they're they're busier, right. They built
Speaker 1: this thing with two car lanes, so two cars can
Speaker 1: go in at the same time. They've got two tunnels,
Speaker 1: super wash with neon lights. It's like a freaking disco. Right.
Speaker 1: But now they're charging like twenty two dollars for a
Speaker 1: car wash because a variable has changed several You said yourself,
Speaker 1: they moved to a place with higher rent, So do
Speaker 1: you expected to take a hit on the profits the
Speaker 1: product didn't get any better. It's still the same fucking
Speaker 1: water and soap. The reason they're paying more rent on's scary.
Speaker 1: They're paying more rent. They're paying more rent to put
Speaker 1: it over cars to come through location. You're telling me
Speaker 1: I have to pay for their rent? Now? Why am
Speaker 1: I paying their rent? They hear what you're saying. Do
Speaker 1: you hear what you're saying? You are You are being
Speaker 1: irrational right now? Take it. Take it from the business
Speaker 1: owner standpoint. You they were in al I didn't understand
Speaker 1: the business. Hold on, wait a second, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me let me play Devil's advocate for a second. You know,
Speaker 1: you're paying fourteen dollars for a car wash and the
Speaker 1: rent and my car gets the rent was x. So
Speaker 1: they moved to a location so they can better their business,
Speaker 1: get more trafficking people in there. And hold on and wait, no,
Speaker 1: but they want to do more business, so their rent
Speaker 1: goes up. Hold on, their rent goes up by a
Speaker 1: by why so they have to charge you X plus why?
Speaker 1: And they're not making any more profit. They're not gouging
Speaker 1: your eyes out and say and and doing you know,
Speaker 1: a disservice. They're they're just being proportional. Not otherwise, why
Speaker 1: would I move my fucking business. I'll just leave you here.
Speaker 1: I just told I just told you you weren't listening.
Speaker 1: Scary at fourteen dollars, they would shooting water on your
Speaker 1: car and some soap and the labor involved to work there.
Speaker 1: Let's say, let's say to be reasonable, right, they were
Speaker 1: making eight dollars a car on the fourteen All right, right, okay,
Speaker 1: now you move now you Now it costs them instead
Speaker 1: of costing them, uh, six dollars to wash my car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's costing them nine dollars to wash them. Are they
Speaker 1: still making eight dollars? Hold on? Hold on, so now
Speaker 1: they're making a little bit less per car at fourteen dollars. No, no,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm speaking like I'm on the debate. Excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm speaking. Will you shut up? Man, You're a clown.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, man, come on man. So, by
Speaker 1: the way, speaking of the debates, last night was the
Speaker 1: fly on Mike Pence's head Vice President Pence's head, And
Speaker 1: so my joke was pretty fly on a white guy, hio, right,
Speaker 1: which I wanted to record, but we wouldn't play in
Speaker 1: so I didn't bother con no, no, no, no, so um.
Speaker 1: About an hour after the debates, Uh, Joe Biden added
Speaker 1: to the merch store fly swatters, which I just thought
Speaker 1: was a brilliant marketing move. Regardless of who you're voting for.
Speaker 1: That's just a funny thing. That's just funny. Okay. So
Speaker 1: my point is, if you're only making let's say six
Speaker 1: dollars profit per are instead of eight because the rent
Speaker 1: went up, you're making that up in more cars coming through.
Speaker 1: So instead of a hundred times six, a hundred times eight,
Speaker 1: which is eight hundred, you're doing two hundred times six,
Speaker 1: which is twelve on. But but now you've gotta hire
Speaker 1: more personnel and more employees to take care of double
Speaker 1: the cars. Absolutely, no, No, you gotta buy more towels,
Speaker 1: you gotta. You got your spending more money on your water.
Speaker 1: But then your the cost of doing business and not
Speaker 1: getting a better product. It's all proportional, my friend. If
Speaker 1: the rent is going up just because they're they're allowing
Speaker 1: more cars into it doesn't mean that they're making more profit,
Speaker 1: but there because their costs are going up. To dude,
Speaker 1: it all goes up proportionally. They're not scary, they're not
Speaker 1: tell you brunch, your bunch place, your your bunch place.
Speaker 1: You paid fifteen dollars eggs. Right, Let's say they decide
Speaker 1: to move to a place that's on a corner, that's
Speaker 1: that's got a little bigger parking lot. Right, but you
Speaker 1: go there now in the eggs at twenty two dollars.
Speaker 1: You're telling me you're not gonna go what the funk
Speaker 1: the eggs? No, you're gonna sit there and go, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, the parking lots bigger. So I guess i'll
Speaker 1: pay you know what I'm you know what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do one of two things. No, No,
Speaker 1: Either I can't afford to eat here now, so I
Speaker 1: don't go there. I go somewhere else where the eggs
Speaker 1: are fifteen? Or what you didn't do with your car wash? Mind?
Speaker 1: You you have to just don't go. I drove right away,
Speaker 1: so come out. So either I would go to a
Speaker 1: different place, or I would sit down at the egg
Speaker 1: place now that that was formerly fifteen, and I would
Speaker 1: take it to consideration. All it costs the cost of operating,
Speaker 1: the operating expenses and everything for them to be there.
Speaker 1: I I don't think for a second that they're trying
Speaker 1: to increase the profit on me by what they're making.
Speaker 1: As long as everything is proportional, I'm okay with it
Speaker 1: because I'm being dropped into a different neighborhood. You know
Speaker 1: where are we on Rodeo Drive? Now? Family Hills? I
Speaker 1: mean you expect it, you know you, you know Potter.
Speaker 1: Owning a business is you have to factor in your costs.
Speaker 1: You want to pet. Look, if you want to go,
Speaker 1: I'll be scared. Let me say this. You're gonna want
Speaker 1: from you if you want to go from fourteen dollars right,
Speaker 1: you want to go to sixteen fifty because I don't
Speaker 1: have to wait as long in line now because you
Speaker 1: have to you have two tunnels. I'll give you a
Speaker 1: couple extra. But but if I'm losing three dollars profit
Speaker 1: on you my new placed, no, don't move. No, I
Speaker 1: want to be moved. They moved because they can now
Speaker 1: have twice as many cars, But they're trying to get
Speaker 1: twas many cars and and and make four times as
Speaker 1: much profit. Now, I'm gonna buy your case of d
Speaker 1: bags for your fucking garbage pail. That's fine. I'm done.
Speaker 1: I am too. I gotta go. I gotta go to
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