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Speaker 1: They tell them touch Yeah, they talk better than they

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Speaker 1: These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show after

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Speaker 1: running in our diaries, except we saying them aloud. We

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Speaker 1: call them blogs. Paulina, Yes, ready, I am go. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, dear blog. I had a little.

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Speaker 2: Situation, was it two days ago at the house. And

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Speaker 2: one thing about me. I love a sale, Okay, I

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Speaker 2: love clearance. I love to buy baby clothes on clearance

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Speaker 2: because babies will wear it for five minutes and then

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Speaker 2: they grow out of it. That's just how it goes.

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Speaker 2: So I bought a shirt right it was on clearance.

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Speaker 2: The shirt happens to say something that Hobby saw and

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Speaker 2: was like freaked out for I can tell for a

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Speaker 2: good like thirty and thirty minutes. I didn't say anything,

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Speaker 2: but I can tell his mood change and everything, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, what's going on. So the shirt that

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Speaker 2: baby gig she was wearing said little sister.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, little sister. I'm sorry, sister. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: say little sister. I would be like, well, where's the

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Speaker 1: big sister. See, by the way, the big sister shirt.

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Speaker 1: That's that's how that's the picture that Polly. She was

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Speaker 1: wearing that shirt to announce that a baby sister was coming.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's very common and really cute, but it wasn't

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Speaker 2: cute in my house because I only want one kid.

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Speaker 2: He only wants one kid. We would like I don't

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Speaker 2: think I would tell him that way, but I think

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Speaker 2: he thought I did, Like that was me coming out

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Speaker 2: to him to the world, and like, you know, we

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Speaker 2: got a baby cut literally two underdo like is cute

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Speaker 2: and all, but my personal hell, personally.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do.

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Speaker 2: I'm not built for this, but like even just two

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Speaker 2: period would be really hard for me. But I was

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Speaker 2: like no, no, no, no no, because you'd mentioned it.

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Speaker 2: He was like, are you gonna like tell me something?

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Speaker 2: And I got kind of scared. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: tell you what, like pining to the shirt and he's like,

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Speaker 2: we gonna say anything, and like you brought her out

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Speaker 2: of the her nap with this.

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, we're not big sisters.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny because you told us that you were

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Speaker 2: pregnant with T shirts.

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Speaker 1: Remember yes, yeah, I don't know, oh my god, the

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Speaker 1: T shirts. But if you have the shirt, could you

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Speaker 1: have bought another clearance shirt? It had to be that one.

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Speaker 2: I mean I love a clearance item because they're gonna

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Speaker 2: wear it for.

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Speaker 1: Literally what it meant like big sister.

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Speaker 2: Like yes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what a big sister is? Even though

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Speaker 1: you are one? Guys?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I just wanted the shirt because it's like one

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Speaker 2: of those onesies. She's in her face where she has

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Speaker 2: to wear the long sleep onesies because the sleepsack. The

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Speaker 2: arms are out now she's rolling, she's on her stomach.

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Speaker 2: So that's the whole like premise.

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Speaker 1: Of this elisode. Like I don't care what it says,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's just a shirt.

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Speaker 2: It's just sure she's gonna wear for one more month,

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Speaker 2: and it's gonna go right to the donation, like you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean, we move on.

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Speaker 1: For somebody who's announcing it. It'll be perfect for an announcement.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know if anyone else had a

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Speaker 2: scare because that was mine. Well I guess his scare.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. He's pretty cop about it, though.

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Speaker 2: He was, but I could tell he was like quiet

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Speaker 2: and he was just probably waiting if I was gonna

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Speaker 2: say something or pop up with balloons or something. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what he thought. But also I have a

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Speaker 2: io you. So I'm like, we're definitely not getting preggers.

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Speaker 2: You got to io you, I got to io you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean, you know it's pretty full proof.

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Speaker 1: But every now and.

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Speaker 2: Again, I know, I get scared.

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Speaker 1: I get really every now and again. His face would

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Speaker 1: have been priceless. Tell me bag, like, did we so? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: For thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have put that kid in a Green

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Speaker 1: Bay packer's wednesdie and it probably would have had less

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Speaker 1: of a reaction than that. You got something to tell me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my bad, Jason, Yes, in a row.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Thank you, dear blog. So, if you follow me

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Speaker 3: on Instagram, I posted a video Sunday nights of my

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Speaker 3: washing machine and it was full of SuDS. And the

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Speaker 3: reason for that is Mike woke up on Sunday morning

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Speaker 3: and just felt that the washer was dirty, so he

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Speaker 3: decided to inspect it, take a look at And I

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Speaker 3: immediately take offense to this because I'm always the one

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Speaker 3: that is supposed to like clean and make sure everything

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Speaker 3: is like tidy. So he gets, you know, this big

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Speaker 3: bad attitude when he feels that he needs to tackle

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Speaker 3: something to clean. Now, this man hasn't done a load

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Speaker 3: of laundry in probably fourteen years since I met him.

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Speaker 3: So he you know, does a couple of things to it.

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Speaker 3: Still you know, it's dirty, it's dirty, okay.

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 3: For some reason, he decides that it's a good idea

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Speaker 3: to just dump every cleaning product you can think of

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Speaker 3: directly into the tub of the washing machine, not through

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Speaker 3: the little like you know, tray that the soap is

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Speaker 3: supposed to go in. We're gonna dump multiple bottles of

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Speaker 3: different cleaning solution in the washing machine. Okay, hey, I'm

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Speaker 3: just here. You do it better than me. So I'm

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Speaker 3: just sitting here right. You need need to hold this,

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Speaker 3: grab you the want see it right there. I was

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Speaker 3: like okay.

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Speaker 1: He's like it was Orlando Bloom can get from this addition.

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Speaker 3: Break the washing machine. So then I go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: He went and was sitting on the couch and I

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Speaker 3: get up and go back in the kitchen. SUTs the

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Speaker 3: whole thing like you can't even see through the door it.

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Speaker 3: I was like, uh, like this is full of sutss

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Speaker 3: like literally little just soap. So then he comes in

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Speaker 3: he's like uh oh, so immediately opens the door and

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Speaker 3: SuDS just you know, flow out of it all over

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Speaker 3: the floor. So I had to get him a picture

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Speaker 3: and a big tub, and he's scooping SuDS out to

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Speaker 3: the point where he's like, are you videoing this? Because

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Speaker 3: now he thinks he's gonna go viral? Right, So now

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Speaker 3: he's like, you know whatever, because if he made the mistake,

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Speaker 3: it's okay. It's funny, right right.

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Speaker 1: If you had done it, Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Well me filled the washer with SuDS. You know, I'm

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Speaker 3: on a hunger strike for two weeks, right, so you know,

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Speaker 3: but we cleared it up. It was funny, funny, and

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Speaker 3: now it's all good. So PSA, don't put soap directly

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Speaker 3: into the washer because it'll just be full of wow.

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Speaker 1: Because like you see how much you put in for

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Speaker 1: like a load of clothing, It's like not a lot, right,

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Speaker 1: so you start pouring more than that in there. It's

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Speaker 1: but he wouldn't know because he's sniper.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't know, right, he wouldn't know.

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