Speaker 1: Listen, saw the finest and radio entertainment, The Janellist Jay Show.
Speaker 1: You're so creative. That's one of the things I like
Speaker 1: about you. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Everyone, welcome to you another episode
Speaker 1: of The Janellist Jay Show. It's your girl, Joannellist Jay.
Speaker 1: Y'all know me from my many many decades long, but
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you how old I am career
Speaker 1: in radio and also my top fifty hit, I Touched
Speaker 1: your dick last night. That was a Billboard number one
Speaker 1: in two thousand three. So I'm here with my co
Speaker 1: host Gerrald. Gerrald, what's it good? Okay? Oh, excuse me
Speaker 1: to the least. What's a good? Let's s good? Do
Speaker 1: you know? Listen? Okay? Everybody goes viral TikTok for making
Speaker 1: up new slang and then white people on Instagram take it.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to do my thing. Gerald, Okay, answer
Speaker 1: the question. Are you just gonna what are you here for?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great. I'm here to abate and enable you. Okay, great.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that, because you're gonna get fired
Speaker 1: again if you disagreed. All right, so let's start the
Speaker 1: show like we always start the show with Tea Time
Speaker 1: with Janelli's. You know, I've heard some feedback from my
Speaker 1: Heart Radio, specifically I Heeart Radio's legal department saying that
Speaker 1: I just can't say, you know, I just can't make claims, right.
Speaker 1: You know, this is somehow still kind of a news channel.
Speaker 1: I have to have some kind of analistic integrity. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 1: with me, but apparently it does. Apparently it does. In
Speaker 1: the I heard radio legal team did say that I
Speaker 1: have to, you know, start using appropriate lingos so I
Speaker 1: can't just make up claims about who's who's baby daddy.
Speaker 1: And that Jada Pinkett Smith's assistant was seeing canoodling with
Speaker 1: Nicholas Braun. I mean that's what I saw, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Now I have to start using allegedly in things that
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not sure of. So uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: you know, I uh, I'm gonna do the Tea Time
Speaker 1: this time with some correct legal lingo. Gerald anything. Before
Speaker 1: we get started on that, I just want to say
Speaker 1: that Jada Pickett Smith and nettew was allegedly called canoodling
Speaker 1: with Nicholas Brons I just want to get that on
Speaker 1: the record because you didn't qualify at this time. Again, Okay,
Speaker 1: well sorry, I theman didn't start yet and I had
Speaker 1: already said that, so I don't know. And first of all,
Speaker 1: I was his assistant, Jada Pinkett Smith's assistant, that was
Speaker 1: with Nicholas Braun allegedly. Okay, great, damn. We got the
Speaker 1: FEDS on this, apparently, Gibral. Alright, so the first story is,
Speaker 1: uh evel most you remember that guy, Mr uh implants?
Speaker 1: What is it transplants? What do they call it? Hair plugs? Yes? Mr, hairplugs?
Speaker 1: Space program space X is allegedly bankrupt, and so how
Speaker 1: do you like denmoples? Mr billionaire? Did I use it correctly? Girral?
Speaker 1: Do you want to check me on that or got
Speaker 1: anything to say about SpaceX? I would say you did
Speaker 1: about fifty fifty. So the hair plugs thing is that's
Speaker 1: not verified. We don't know. Okay, but he has the
Speaker 1: scars on his head. But okay, fine, allegedly got hair
Speaker 1: plugs and Janelle's You seemed like someone who would go
Speaker 1: to the moon. I think you could be the first
Speaker 1: talk to your host on the moon. You see, that's why,
Speaker 1: that's why, that's why I keep you, because you keep
Speaker 1: it all the way real. You know, some may call
Speaker 1: you an ass kisser, and but I call you someone
Speaker 1: on my payroll. And you know what, maybe maybe I
Speaker 1: will go on the moon. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: got bottle service there. So next story, uh Trump? Donald
Speaker 1: Trump a former president. Some may say current president. But
Speaker 1: you know that's not that's not real. That's alleged. Uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, Well, anyway, Trump was met with
Speaker 1: booze after receiving revealing that he received a COVID nineteen booster,
Speaker 1: after alleging that the vaccines were hoaxes. How did I
Speaker 1: do there? He alleged that the vaccines was hosed, was
Speaker 1: was hoax? I think that is that? That part good again.
Speaker 1: It's just the before when you said that Donald Trump
Speaker 1: might still be president? Is okay? I didn't know we
Speaker 1: had the police here. I didn't know we had the
Speaker 1: police on the dam fucking radio show. I didn't say that, okay.
Speaker 1: Other people think I definitely voted for my homegirl Kamala.
Speaker 1: Uh So there's that all right? Uh? As a Florida Latina,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people in our fan base,
Speaker 1: your fan base and then mine by extension, we're wondering
Speaker 1: where did you go? What side did you pick in
Speaker 1: that election? Well, uh, you know, I only am f
Speaker 1: Alreda by the way of you know, the parts of
Speaker 1: me that our Florida are the is, the butt lift
Speaker 1: and the implants. But you know, if you're a Fluorida
Speaker 1: Cuban and you're wondering how I voted, Um, you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta support my girl, Kamala I. I you know,
Speaker 1: I want uh Jamaican you know I love Jamaicans and
Speaker 1: uh you know that's not no allegedly that's the truth.
Speaker 1: And uh you know I had to vote for you know,
Speaker 1: Ross Claude in office. Next story, Frank Ocean is selling
Speaker 1: five scars that allegedly cost five dollars to make, but
Speaker 1: they definitely look like you should have paid ten cents.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're peas in a pot of this, We're
Speaker 1: peas in a pod. They've got the nerve to say
Speaker 1: that the scar they're hand rolled. How else would they
Speaker 1: be rolled? Hand rolled? What is that? First of all,
Speaker 1: the only thing hand rolled that I funk with armor blunts?
Speaker 1: And then the second what how do you hand roll
Speaker 1: the scarf? I don't know, I don't know. And they
Speaker 1: look they just look like they got weird patterns on them.
Speaker 1: They got weird patterns on them. Look. I go right
Speaker 1: now to Canal Street, A K A K Holle Helleen,
Speaker 1: and I'll get five scars right now for ten dollars
Speaker 1: from my guy. All right, um, and you know some
Speaker 1: of my telefar bags I love. Listen. I gotta support
Speaker 1: the black community, but they're too hard to get people.
Speaker 1: A lot of people you hear them typing. Now they're
Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, you guys are mad because you got
Speaker 1: kicked off a radio for a day for leaking Blonde. No,
Speaker 1: we don't care about that anymore. I don't care about
Speaker 1: that anymore. We forgave Frank Ocean's people for gets kicked
Speaker 1: off the radio. This has nothing to do with that,
Speaker 1: nothing to do with that. And you know what, Power
Speaker 1: one oh seven suck them. Okay, they're not ready, they're
Speaker 1: not they're not on that real ship like I Heart
Speaker 1: radio is. So whatever. Okay, how did we link blonde?
Speaker 1: Did we not? Allegedly? Whatever? Who knows, But that's not
Speaker 1: our problem. And we've moved on, all right, and that's
Speaker 1: that on that the music belong the music belongs to
Speaker 1: the people. The music belongs to the people. Okay, and
Speaker 1: that's why I voted for Kamala because she's a communist,
Speaker 1: all right. Next story, Jamie Lynn Spears is allegedly a bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: you nailed at this time, you nailed at this time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure why you're upset. Tell
Speaker 1: them why you're upset. Tell him why Spears. First of all,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, White people. I get it. You know,
Speaker 1: we got names that were attached to you. But let
Speaker 1: me be honest. If you putting a gun in my
Speaker 1: head and say, is Jamie Lynn Spears the sister, the dad,
Speaker 1: or the mom, I can't tell you. I can't give
Speaker 1: you a straight answer. I don't know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But if they're not Brittany and they're in that family,
Speaker 1: they're all bitches. But if it's Jamie Lynn, I think
Speaker 1: that's the little sister, she's a bit because she profited
Speaker 1: off of Brittany. You know, she became a team mom,
Speaker 1: which honestly props go off. If anyone should be a
Speaker 1: team mom, it should be a millionaire, but not off
Speaker 1: your sister's money. Uh, if it's her mom, Jamie spears,
Speaker 1: I think her or her mom's Lynn. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's the mom. She's a bit. I never said dad.
Speaker 1: He's a bit all in her bitches allegedly, And of
Speaker 1: course I don't want any legal trouble. I hear radio illegal.
Speaker 1: How did I do? Gerald? I thought you knocked it
Speaker 1: out of the park. Thanks. Thanks. You gotta legally say that,
Speaker 1: but thanks. All right. Our last story is that Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: Get this. Tom Hanks allegedly has a son named Chat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that one? Is this a fact? That one? What
Speaker 1: is that he has a son? Now he has a
Speaker 1: finance son that was in that thing you do. That's
Speaker 1: a colon. Now that's a that's a finance white man.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Um. He was also in the
Speaker 1: movie Arrange County, great film. Yes, Yes, that's that's one
Speaker 1: of his sons. And then his other son is Chat.
Speaker 1: The other the other son is Chat. No this guy, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the guy Chat. He's online and he's you know, he's
Speaker 1: speaking pad to us, shout out to my Jamaican. And
Speaker 1: that's not Tom hanks son. That's an alleged alleged means
Speaker 1: that's not true, right, and well, yes, that is what
Speaker 1: alleged means, but it's you. It's not being used correctly
Speaker 1: in this context. Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks, they have a
Speaker 1: son named Chet Hanks. We got the fucking cops here,
Speaker 1: we got the Fells apparently can't do nothing right hosting
Speaker 1: her own radio show for thirty years and well whatever,
Speaker 1: or because I'm thirty five, so how long I've been
Speaker 1: doing it? But whatever, I give up. I don't give
Speaker 1: a funk about this news anymore. Fuck this whatever, next segment, Yo,
Speaker 1: what's up? This is? And you're listening to the Janelle's
Speaker 1: Ja Show. Hold up, we're back and we got a
Speaker 1: great guest. I'm so excited we got our next segment,
Speaker 1: asked Joannelli's but we're gonna get a little help from
Speaker 1: my friend. Now. This is my home girl. I met
Speaker 1: her at a black girl brunch thing and this woman
Speaker 1: is a girl boss for real. She's a boss ass bitch,
Speaker 1: black woman partner at her own firm. I'm talking. If
Speaker 1: we're saying, if sex in the City took place in Flatbush,
Speaker 1: this bitch would be the carry of it. We got
Speaker 1: Angelina Jakins here, who's gonna help us? Because I know
Speaker 1: y'all you know, listen, Okay, I know that I'm all
Speaker 1: knowing right Gerald, I know everything right. Okay, Gerald's sleeping
Speaker 1: and he's about to get fired again. But I don't
Speaker 1: know at all, you know, And sometimes I need help
Speaker 1: and sometimes y'all be coming to me with some legal
Speaker 1: questions that I'm not sure of. So I got my
Speaker 1: my home girl here, Angelina Jakins. What's up, Angelina? How
Speaker 1: you doing? Hey? I'm good, Janelle? How you doing? I'm
Speaker 1: good girl? You know what I'm saying. Um. I know
Speaker 1: last time you were talking to me about some some
Speaker 1: Bunyan issues, but we don't want to have to talk
Speaker 1: about that on national right. We don't want to get
Speaker 1: into it. We don't want to get into it. But
Speaker 1: they were looking bad last time. Last time we talked,
Speaker 1: you made me take my shoe off. Okay, I did
Speaker 1: because I was a party trick that I had heard
Speaker 1: of on the street, and you have about bad Bunyers.
Speaker 1: But that's neither here nor there, allegedly, Thank you, thank you. See,
Speaker 1: this is somebody who wants to protect me, who doesn't
Speaker 1: want me to get in trouble, unlike Girald, who be
Speaker 1: who be taking me down the wrong path. First of all,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about your law career.
Speaker 1: You know, for for some there might be some some
Speaker 1: from dough Pas girls who are thinking, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: I want to go to law school. So tell me
Speaker 1: a little bit about your journey before we get started
Speaker 1: and take some calls. Absolutely well, I'm a big proponent,
Speaker 1: especially black women, go to law school. It's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Get that paper, get that knowledge, get that information. And
Speaker 1: my area of the law is specifically maritime law, and
Speaker 1: my specialty is the Chesapeake Bay, Virginia beach Bridge Tunnel area.
Speaker 1: So anything you need to know about. So that's why
Speaker 1: that's right. Listeners, if you're getting a divorce in the
Speaker 1: DMV area, that Andrea is you know, marits time law.
Speaker 1: That's all about divorces, marriages, pre nups. Uh in the
Speaker 1: in the DMV Maryland. Uh, I'm just gonna gonna jump in.
Speaker 1: Maritime is actually very specific to water and boats, so
Speaker 1: it's not it's not marriage, Okay, So if you flood
Speaker 1: your ex's house and you need legal advice, that no,
Speaker 1: that's like insurance. I do maritime so any of your
Speaker 1: listeners got boats. That's a law school. You went to
Speaker 1: law school, so you know you, I'm sure you can
Speaker 1: answer some ship. Uh, you know, we don't want to
Speaker 1: get tied down in the semantics. Alright, you're a smart
Speaker 1: bitch and you know some shit about law, and you
Speaker 1: help me with that case once. In that case me
Speaker 1: and my bitch as ex husband, that being taken me
Speaker 1: for what I got to pay for his mistress's ex apartment.
Speaker 1: I was not I was I was not officially your
Speaker 1: attorney for that, but I definitely think I got you.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna take some calls job before we get started,
Speaker 1: got anything to say. I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: at home might not know what a lawyer is. And
Speaker 1: I think we know because we're in the business, we're
Speaker 1: in the industry, but the people at home, But I
Speaker 1: think it could be interesting to just talk about like
Speaker 1: what a lawyer is. Um, you know, the way you
Speaker 1: phrase that makes it sound like you don't know what
Speaker 1: a lawyer is, but you know whatever. Okay, So yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: touch to us like like we're ten, what's the lawyer?
Speaker 1: I'm sure ten ten? No one law is who knows?
Speaker 1: When I was ten. I definitely knew what it was,
Speaker 1: but not everybody's into that. So a lawyer, if you
Speaker 1: have a dispute with somebody um in any aspect of
Speaker 1: your life, and you want to resolve that dispute with
Speaker 1: the court system or even outside of the court system,
Speaker 1: some people don't feel comfortable representing themselves, so they will
Speaker 1: hire someone to represent them on their behalf. And so
Speaker 1: someone could hire me to represent them to get what
Speaker 1: they feel like they need from the court system. And
Speaker 1: if you pee yourself in a sears in the DMV area,
Speaker 1: you got Angelina Jakins here to represent you because she's
Speaker 1: a lawyer. With all things water, everyone here to be
Speaker 1: clear bodies of water created naturally, although I guess arguably
Speaker 1: urine is natural. But okay, lakes and rivers, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: been she knows a little something. You hear that official language.
Speaker 1: Let's go to a collar number one, caller number one.
Speaker 1: We got a legal issue. Let's go time. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: so happy to hear someone. This is Amanda, Amanda, what's good?
Speaker 1: What's your problem that Angelina is gonna fix? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Hold on, I just need to walk. My husband's in
Speaker 1: the room and me just give me a second. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're married. Okay, yeah, yeah, Well that's the problem, Janilli,
Speaker 1: is that that I want to be married anymore? Keep watching.
Speaker 1: It's okay, Um, I don't know that I want to
Speaker 1: be married anymore. Okay, I just got a bid day
Speaker 1: attachment to my toilet and my husband doesn't understand the
Speaker 1: need for it, and I think I need to leave
Speaker 1: him because he's a dirty ass bitch. Well, girl, listen,
Speaker 1: I know my husband, my ex husband, doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to wipe his own asks. So I've been there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, we got our girl, Angelina here.
Speaker 1: We'll make sure you know again that you'll get you'll
Speaker 1: get that bid day in the divorce because that is water.
Speaker 1: So Angelina, you gotta you got something advice well before
Speaker 1: we even get into the legal advice aspect of an amanda,
Speaker 1: like sometimes a lawyer can help you decide if their
Speaker 1: services are even necessary. So to just to be clear,
Speaker 1: you're trying to leave your husband because he doesn't wipe
Speaker 1: his ass, because he doesn't understand the need to wash
Speaker 1: his ass after ship has come out? Do you not understand?
Speaker 1: And Angelina Angelina? Who am I angel Angelina? But please
Speaker 1: tell me wash your ass. Every time you take a ship.
Speaker 1: I do wash my ass. But okay, Amanda, how long
Speaker 1: have you been married? Twelve years? Is there some you know,
Speaker 1: lawyers are also called counselor's advocates. Is there something else
Speaker 1: going on? Is there anything deeper than the ass I
Speaker 1: said till death do us part. I understood the assignment,
Speaker 1: so I'm here. So I'm seeking counsel so that I
Speaker 1: could get out of this thing that I said. And
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to look bad now. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to have a dirty, literal dirty ass husban m. No, girl,
Speaker 1: I did not know when we got married, so she
Speaker 1: was not a company. The days were a luxury. Now
Speaker 1: everyone can get one and he's not on board. That's
Speaker 1: not fair. I did not know this is what I
Speaker 1: was signing up for. I get it, girl. Let's get
Speaker 1: that girl out of a marriage. Gentelina, you can you
Speaker 1: draft up a divorce for her right now. I can't
Speaker 1: do it right now. Also, I'm a maritime lawyer, but
Speaker 1: I will say this all right, Pretend I got married
Speaker 1: on your boat. Okay, still doesn't fix the issue, but
Speaker 1: I love the way you're brainstorming. Um. One issue was
Speaker 1: this you all. Most jurisdictions require a couple to be
Speaker 1: physically separated for a significant period of time before they
Speaker 1: can even apply for a divorce. And it sounds like
Speaker 1: you both are living together currently, so in order for
Speaker 1: psition right now, so separation time could have technically started it.
Speaker 1: So separation is defined by residents, so you both have
Speaker 1: the same residents, so you may need him to leave
Speaker 1: that residence for a period of time some jurisdiction, well
Speaker 1: it depends on the jurisdiction, but sometimes it's as long
Speaker 1: as a year. So you're not ready yet. I could
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, No, definitely leave that guard for a
Speaker 1: year of a dog. If you listen, if my man
Speaker 1: didn't wipe his eyes, I mean, Harris didn't uh and
Speaker 1: also cheated I mean with my cousin. But if he didn't,
Speaker 1: if he didn't like the tusht, I would have divorced
Speaker 1: his eyes. I'm not trying to start with not cleaning
Speaker 1: his desk. That is where it starts. You know, it's
Speaker 1: just going to get worse. It's twelve years. It's twelve years,
Speaker 1: and now it starts, so it's not really the official start.
Speaker 1: But then the other issue is you would kind of
Speaker 1: want him to leave the residents because you want to
Speaker 1: keep the house. Sounds like you want to keep it
Speaker 1: to day. So girl, you gotta eat that house. Don't
Speaker 1: make the same mistake I did, because then you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to pay him alimony. All right, thank you so much, Amanda.
Speaker 1: We'll take our next caller, Angelina. You gotta get more,
Speaker 1: you know, really with the with the advice, because there
Speaker 1: are a lot of problems with what Amanda is trying
Speaker 1: to do. All right, well, let's get this. Next call
Speaker 1: will be uh hopefully you can do something and not
Speaker 1: embarrass me. Um. Next caller, caller number two. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, jnllis Yeah, janelis, how are you? How are
Speaker 1: you good? How are you? This is uh, well, I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you my name is Stephen McDonald's. And I
Speaker 1: like the restaurant. No apostrophe, I like to say, and basically,
Speaker 1: what is happening right now? I mean I'm in a
Speaker 1: cloud right now. So I don't want to be too
Speaker 1: loud here. But you're familiar with the banking system, are
Speaker 1: are you familiar with general? Yeah? Just yeah, like okay,
Speaker 1: checking and yeah, I think a lot of the viewers
Speaker 1: at home might not be Well, a bank, okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll explain banks. Banks are basically a place where a
Speaker 1: lot of people put their money or they take out money. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so basically what I'm calling about. I was driving my
Speaker 1: uh Tesla, okay, and I looked down to just you know,
Speaker 1: allegedly ex bace X is a bank. Sure. Well, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: So I was driving a Tesla and I was reading
Speaker 1: a Nobble, which you know you can do in a
Speaker 1: Tesla and auto pilot. Apparently, well, you know, it wasn't
Speaker 1: much of an auto or a pilot because what happened
Speaker 1: was I crashed into a Chase Bank. And right now
Speaker 1: I am just walking away briskly. Uh as it kind
Speaker 1: of it's just in there. It's just in the Chase.
Speaker 1: I don't what specific part of the Chase Bank is it,
Speaker 1: but you know, people are screaming that they are most
Speaker 1: very upset, and there's a woman of Karen just briskly
Speaker 1: walking behind me, just keeping an eye on me. Oh God,
Speaker 1: want to know. I just want to know if Jay
Speaker 1: Less or if you have any legal advice you can
Speaker 1: pass on to me. Um, well, uh, that's a great
Speaker 1: question for Angelina. Angelina you want to take it, because
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna say, but you can
Speaker 1: go ahead and take it. Okay. So Mr McDonald's as
Speaker 1: an officer of the court, I was my father's name.
Speaker 1: That was my father's name. You can call me Stephen, sure, Stephen.
Speaker 1: As an officer of the court, I highly recommend that
Speaker 1: you not flee the scene of a crime. And I
Speaker 1: also highly recommend that you not let everybody in America
Speaker 1: know that that's what you're doing. Well, okay, uh this Jenkins.
Speaker 1: Can I call you miss Jenkins or are you married private?
Speaker 1: You can call me miss Jenks. Okay, Mrs Jackets. Basically
Speaker 1: what has happened is people were very upset, uh, and
Speaker 1: they were asking me for a lot of things, to
Speaker 1: rescue me for my name, my number, hate hey, all
Speaker 1: that stuff, And I get I get, you know, group right.
Speaker 1: I just felt I felt very uh smothered, and I
Speaker 1: just have a long away from there. I just even
Speaker 1: know I with this the locker tech me as well.
Speaker 1: Mrs Jenkins. M yeah, I read that on Buzzfeet about introverts.
Speaker 1: So being an introvert is not going to protect you
Speaker 1: from fleeing the scene of a crime. I understand that
Speaker 1: you may feel some stress by the fact that you
Speaker 1: drove your vehicle into a bank and people are screaming
Speaker 1: and crying. However, that still doesn't mean that you can leave.
Speaker 1: So okay, but what if the people, Angelina, what if
Speaker 1: the people are white women and their Karens thank you,
Speaker 1: Jane Less. Absolutely so, Stephen. You don't have to answer
Speaker 1: the questions of random white women. But if a police
Speaker 1: officer approaches you, then you need to answer that person's questions.
Speaker 1: But if they're white women, you know what, I just
Speaker 1: want to say, some of my best friends are white women. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know I have no problem. Okay, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: we have to put we have to say that I do.
Speaker 1: I love Kesha. I love Kesha, She's a great person.
Speaker 1: We love white women. On the Genella's Jay show, I
Speaker 1: heard radio loves white women. So yeah, we got to
Speaker 1: say women, I don't care if you're white, black, round
Speaker 1: or purple. Okay, you know, I do not care. I
Speaker 1: love them all, you know, especially the fit ones. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have to say, I Steven, be uncomfortable. Yes, how
Speaker 1: far are you from the scene of the accident? Are
Speaker 1: you still walking? It's out of eyesight? And it is
Speaker 1: a large chase, but it is out of eyesight at
Speaker 1: this point, which I think now I can no longer. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's good. No. If nobody's following you, Janella, Janella, you
Speaker 1: are Genelle, Janelle, Janelle, I Janelle. You're absolutely not encouraging
Speaker 1: him to leave the scene of a crime, because that
Speaker 1: mean no, you're not You're not right, No, I mean allegedly,
Speaker 1: I'm also I don't know. I just got on a bus.
Speaker 1: Is that okay? That no? That you shouldn't flee on
Speaker 1: foot or via motor vehicle of any kind. What do
Speaker 1: you think about this? Because yer, you told me to
Speaker 1: get a lawyer. Person this bitches. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know what my heart was doing. I just
Speaker 1: I told my heart to find us a lawyer. What
Speaker 1: does she know about motor vehicle? She's talking about cars
Speaker 1: and busses. Don't you do boats? You do boat? Some
Speaker 1: things are just common sense. Okay, Well I don't I
Speaker 1: never heard that law before in my goddamn life. All right,
Speaker 1: Well you know Mr McDonald's, um, oh sorry, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not not being nice. I just legally can be
Speaker 1: called that. Okay, Well, Stephen uh, you know, best of luck.
Speaker 1: You know, Janelli's you know me, I say run away, um,
Speaker 1: you know, and she's she's saying hypothetically tell you to
Speaker 1: run away in jest. She's not actually telling you to
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, well, thank you so much. Caller number two.
Speaker 1: And hey if you Angelina, if you are single, I'll
Speaker 1: be at the Port Washington stopping about minutes. So please
Speaker 1: get off the bus at the stop. I will thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, before we take our third caller, you know,
Speaker 1: I just want to put something out there, you know. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, my husband and I have been acquitted from
Speaker 1: Arson and that Louis Bratton store because they didn't have
Speaker 1: shoes my size. Uh. So I have some familiarity with
Speaker 1: the law, Angelina. I'm not just you know, coming in raw.
Speaker 1: And also I do have my associated certificate uh from
Speaker 1: Barar Community College, uh in paralegal studies, specifically real estate mall.
Speaker 1: So I'm not some new bee uh dumb bitch out
Speaker 1: here not knowing anything. Okay. Uh yeah, because I have
Speaker 1: to check you on my own show, because you think
Speaker 1: this is the Angelina Jacob's show and it's the Genelli's
Speaker 1: Jay show. And you know what you got me, you
Speaker 1: know you got me. If I if I could take
Speaker 1: you to the court right now and tell you all
Speaker 1: the ways you got me fucked up, I would, But
Speaker 1: we don't have time. We gotta take caller number three,
Speaker 1: Call number three. What's going on? Hello, Hello Angelina. I'm
Speaker 1: so glad I caught you. I'm so glad. My name
Speaker 1: is Concheta Degustino, and I just came back from a
Speaker 1: cruise with my family. Oh ink, I found some treasure
Speaker 1: and I just want to know. Does that do I
Speaker 1: get to keep it? Is it find its keepers? I
Speaker 1: was just like snorkeling. You know. We were in the
Speaker 1: middle because it made for the V I P package,
Speaker 1: so it was deep. I don't know what borders are.
Speaker 1: I did not pay attention to geography class. This is great,
Speaker 1: this is great. Um, where were you cruising from? And two? Okay,
Speaker 1: I was going to Bermuda, Jamaica, and then we did
Speaker 1: a big loop and we came back to New Jersey. Great, okay, great,
Speaker 1: this is exactly the area of low I practice. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can absolutely help. You can chat up.
Speaker 1: So when you were doing this this deep dive, which
Speaker 1: leg of the cruise were you on. Were you around
Speaker 1: Bermuda or someplace else? So here's where it gets dicey.
Speaker 1: We were on our way back to Jersey, so I
Speaker 1: don't know if it belongs to Jersey, for monst to Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Whose is it? And is it conchat us? That's the
Speaker 1: real question. And allegedly I found something. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I found it. Maybe I did, Maybe I did
Speaker 1: it exactly exactly. Um, did you have your cell phone
Speaker 1: on you at the time? I did, but it was off?
Speaker 1: Do you know how much Roman costs? This is a
Speaker 1: good point. I just say that because sometimes I did
Speaker 1: you happen to take a photograph of the alleged treasure?
Speaker 1: Of course I took a photo. Okay, sure, sure, So
Speaker 1: that alleged photo may give you some geographic information that
Speaker 1: we can use to help you. So a maritime law
Speaker 1: is governed by different jurisdiction. Internet, because that was boring
Speaker 1: as fun, Next caller, I mean I think I could
Speaker 1: help that girl. Hello, okay, well, yeah, yes, calling number four. Hello,
Speaker 1: Am I on the radio? Yeah, you're on the radio.
Speaker 1: What's your name? What's your problem is? I'm nine? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 1: Did you want to call it for your mommy? Or something.
Speaker 1: I heard that you're doing maritime law. Okay, maritime Um,
Speaker 1: that's yes, it's about Santa Claus parents, about clause. Okay,
Speaker 1: my parents they got a rowing machine and they have
Speaker 1: sex with it, with what they thought a rowing machine,
Speaker 1: and they have sex on it. Okay, I cannot sleep. Okay, Angelina,
Speaker 1: why don't you take this one? Uh? Go ahead and
Speaker 1: take this. Well, you know, Janelle, I don't want to
Speaker 1: step on any toes. Maybe you should, folks, maybe you
Speaker 1: should take this. It's maritime, that's what you love to
Speaker 1: talk about. So go ahead, girl, I do I this
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is officially umge Megalito. My last
Speaker 1: name is Carto. How old are you? He said he's nine?
Speaker 1: Are you not listening? Angelina? Come on, this is a
Speaker 1: lot happening. I was still kind of focused on the
Speaker 1: maritime law issue from calling number three. Okay, migulito. Um
Speaker 1: is there any water involved in this issue? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Color number four. We don't have
Speaker 1: to hand out because oh okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Well Angelina, Um, thanks for nothing. Uh, I don't know
Speaker 1: Gerald you've got anything to say before we we we
Speaker 1: wrapped this segment up, and then Angelina and you can, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, plug your law firm with people want
Speaker 1: to blues. I don't even know if we should let
Speaker 1: her plug the law firm. But if I don't even
Speaker 1: know what, either that Pador Parks would have been a
Speaker 1: better get and we know phaedor Parks loses every goddamn case.
Speaker 1: Angel You know, no, you know what. I'm a nice person.
Speaker 1: I'm a nice person. I'm forgiving whatever. Angelina, you want
Speaker 1: to plug anything real quick? Before you know, I block
Speaker 1: you on on social media channels. Yeah, I would like
Speaker 1: to say Concinna specifically, please find me on Angelina Jenkins
Speaker 1: law dot com. You will find me there. And then
Speaker 1: if anyone has any actual legitimate maritime issues where the
Speaker 1: water involved doesn't come from your own body, please please
Speaker 1: reach out to me on my website. And again yes,
Speaker 1: hang up, Okay, great, thank you, Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: The segment this was as Dan ellis, welcome back, y'all.
Speaker 1: That was an incredible aston all least segment with the lawyer.
Speaker 1: Um wow, who knew lawyers were so fucking stupid? Gerald,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know who that was. I
Speaker 1: don't know. My heart got us a jink lawyer, and
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. Yeah, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't know her myself, and I vouched
Speaker 1: for her, and now I'm embarrassed. I was the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing thing I've done since I um, since what I
Speaker 1: did to rock hem but anyway, allegedly did allegedly. Thank
Speaker 1: you for reminding me when you settled with with Eric B.
Speaker 1: You settled and what I settled with with Eric B
Speaker 1: out of court allegedly, um, And I wasn't even going
Speaker 1: to bring that up, but you know whatever. Anyway, our
Speaker 1: next guest. I'm so excited. This is comedic, genius, comedic legend.
Speaker 1: I'm so so hyped to have him. Everyone, Welcome Cat
Speaker 1: Williams to the Joannellis Jay Show. Yes, yes, Janelle's thank
Speaker 1: you so much for having me here. Cat, Oh god,
Speaker 1: such a pleasure. Wow, you're you're you're You're incredible. You
Speaker 1: know you're one of the best writers ever. Thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: but you know you know what what you're you know what?
Speaker 1: This this episode is all about the lawn. It's all
Speaker 1: about how great and hilarious I am and how I
Speaker 1: got a new special coming out called Cat Williams is
Speaker 1: Never Going Away Ever. It's coming out in in three weeks,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be on Crackle. Okay, so just make
Speaker 1: sure you check that out. Cat Williams Special Cat Williams
Speaker 1: Never Going Away Ever on Crackle. Check that out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is what we told your publicist this interview was
Speaker 1: going to be about. But really we wanted to take
Speaker 1: some time. You know, this is the legal episode of
Speaker 1: the Jennalis Jay Show, and you know we took some time.
Speaker 1: We got some some researchers, uh to look at your
Speaker 1: rap sheet and it's uh, it's almost as in us
Speaker 1: as your resume. Some may say even more because So
Speaker 1: Plain Too, I mean really what was that? Um? But
Speaker 1: so Plain to hold on, wait a minute, So Plain
Speaker 1: Too is a classic Okay, it is. It goes down
Speaker 1: in history as one of the greatest uh attempts at
Speaker 1: all time. Okay, so you know that's what that was.
Speaker 1: Just wanted to clarify that for the listen to us. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: and we're we're talking about the sequel to So Plain
Speaker 1: That is correct? Pot two. Al Right, Well, anyway, so
Speaker 1: we have listen. You know, there's a lot we've had
Speaker 1: a lot of things with alleged today and we're learning
Speaker 1: about that. But I just gotta say, I gotta preface
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go through your rap sheet and I
Speaker 1: want you to be honest with us and tell us
Speaker 1: like what happened was going through your mind. And also
Speaker 1: I have to let the listeners know there's a lot
Speaker 1: of you know whatever, there's a lot of allegeds out here.
Speaker 1: All of these things are true, all these things really happened.
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, go on Cat Williams Wikipedia
Speaker 1: page and pop some popcorn and look at the crimes list,
Speaker 1: because honey, listen, let me just say, first of all,
Speaker 1: anybody can post a Wikipedia Okay, any any anybody sitting
Speaker 1: at home right now can just go to Wikipedia post something,
Speaker 1: say it's you know, upload with a website with some
Speaker 1: details on it, and say that's the quote. Okay. So
Speaker 1: so listen, we might continue the alleged for the rest
Speaker 1: of this, you know, for the rest of the true.
Speaker 1: I will say that a lot of these do have
Speaker 1: external links and sources that are primary sources and our newspapers.
Speaker 1: But you're right, anybody can uploaded things. So why don't
Speaker 1: we get started, all right? Gerald, you got anything to
Speaker 1: add before we start. No, that I you know, I think,
Speaker 1: UM just distinguishing between allegance and allegations. I don't know
Speaker 1: the difference, and I thought you would, but apparently you can't.
Speaker 1: So okay, Um, the first thing that we've heard is, UM,
Speaker 1: you've been caught with a gun at the Los Angeles Airport. Allegedly. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I was caught with a gun at the Los Angeles Airport.
Speaker 1: See here's the here's how this ship goes down. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a pimp, alright, this is I'm a pimp.
Speaker 1: Tried it through from from day one. Okay, from day one,
Speaker 1: I'm a pimp. And listen you Sometimes you gotta be strapped, Okay.
Speaker 1: You gotta be strapped. Whether you're going through a metal
Speaker 1: detector or whether you're walking down the street, you need
Speaker 1: to be strapped. Okay. And maybe I was, Maybe I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I just yeah, I just
Speaker 1: don't know, like what the necessity of bringing a gun
Speaker 1: to take a Southwest Airline flight is. But whatever, first
Speaker 1: class first class exactly. You don't know who might be
Speaker 1: in the pod next to you in first class. This
Speaker 1: ship might pop off and you might have to just
Speaker 1: stop right there in the plane. Okay, Okay, this one's interesting.
Speaker 1: This next allegation is that you sold dirty five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars worth of jewelry and coins. So my question is
Speaker 1: why quins can't? Why quins? What do you mean why coins?
Speaker 1: We are currently in a coin stratage as we speak, Okay,
Speaker 1: that there's no coins to be found nowhere. That's number one. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's number one. Number two. I live in one
Speaker 1: of those apartment complexes where you gotta put in the
Speaker 1: coins in order to to do your laundry, Okay, and
Speaker 1: you don't when you run out, when you're about to
Speaker 1: run out of those coins you need, you need to coin.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Don't don't begrudge the coin hustle. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: Because some people have said that you're trying to recreate
Speaker 1: that scene in duck Tails where Scrooge jumps into the
Speaker 1: room full of listening. There's nobody more gangster than Scrooge McDuck. Okay,
Speaker 1: Scrooge McDuck swims in a in a vat full of
Speaker 1: gold coins all day and all night. At thirty five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of coins. That's how much I took.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of not even close. I'm not a
Speaker 1: lot of clothes. I'm looking I'm looking at you right now, Catta,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at your building. I say, thirty five dollars
Speaker 1: worth of coins and jewelry. That's gotta be as much
Speaker 1: as your body weight. It's see, it's it's pretty heavy.
Speaker 1: It is pretty heavy. It was tough to carry out
Speaker 1: by my Well, are you doing a quit at a time?
Speaker 1: Why thought you hudging? Lee? Did it? Listen? You can't
Speaker 1: trap me in this. This is entrappedment. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna accept this to That's what is full on entrappedment.
Speaker 1: I saw the Angelina Jolie sliding underneath the laser. This
Speaker 1: is entrapped men. I don't think so. But we can
Speaker 1: move on. Um. Okay, So you attacked allegedly attractor driver
Speaker 1: with rocks and dirt clods and then harass the witness. Yes, yes, listen,
Speaker 1: I did that. I will stand by one thousand percent.
Speaker 1: I did just like any American. I am concerned with
Speaker 1: big farmer. Okay, that was a big gas farmer. I
Speaker 1: had to throw some dirt clods up in that farmer's face. Okay,
Speaker 1: people people were concerned with big pharmaceutical companies. That's what
Speaker 1: they mean by big farmer. I think you might be mistaken, Jannalis.
Speaker 1: People are big guys. Farmers be walking around all over
Speaker 1: the place on tractors. Okay, well, listen, there's a video
Speaker 1: of you fighting a fourteen year old boy. Uh you
Speaker 1: know you didn't necessarily go to jail for that, but
Speaker 1: it is caught on tape, and I wanted you to
Speaker 1: speak to that. I just I need you to check
Speaker 1: the tape one more time. Okay, that boy. Everybody say
Speaker 1: that boy is fourteen. I swear to god, he was
Speaker 1: a forty nine year old. He that was a big
Speaker 1: ass man. Okay. He was coming at me and I
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. I had to swing, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just had to swing. Well, you had a back
Speaker 1: he had a backpack on, and he had a backpack
Speaker 1: surrounded by children. No see, listen, I was at the school.
Speaker 1: To nobody questioned my my listen, nobody questioned me being
Speaker 1: at the school neither. Okay. I think you were like
Speaker 1: a guest or something exactly. And maybe that was a
Speaker 1: backpack wild and guest. Okay, um, yeah, no he but
Speaker 1: for the record, he did beat your ass and don't
Speaker 1: have to talk about that right now on this I
Speaker 1: thought we was coming here to talk about my special
Speaker 1: cat Williams never going away ever. Allegation after allocations, Yeah,
Speaker 1: your PR team really did not prep you correctly because, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, on the Jennalis Jay Show we keep it
Speaker 1: all the way real um and you know whatever. But
Speaker 1: we got just a few more that we wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to you about. Okay. So apparently you beat up
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old on your tour bus. So this
Speaker 1: is my this is my thing, right. Pedophiles are people
Speaker 1: who like to sexually abuse children. Okay, but you're going
Speaker 1: where you going with this? Jennellis? Where are you going
Speaker 1: with this? Jennellis? But you what do you call it
Speaker 1: when somebody likes to beat this ship out of random children? Okay?
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't know that last kid was fourteen. Okay,
Speaker 1: he looked big. Would have seen if you wouldn't look
Speaker 1: at the video first of all. Second of all, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know which America you staying in, but if
Speaker 1: you eighteen years old, okay, you can smoke tobacco. You
Speaker 1: can fight in the war and you can catch these hands.
Speaker 1: That's all I got to say. Okay, that's all I
Speaker 1: got to say. Okay, um, all right, that's a okay okay.
Speaker 1: This crime allegedly driving a three wheeled motorbike on the sidewalk,
Speaker 1: and then later you went to jail because you missed
Speaker 1: the court date for the driving of the motorbike on
Speaker 1: the sidewalk. First you had turned yourself in for that.
Speaker 1: Why black people ain't allowed to be in the X Games?
Speaker 1: What is the crime? I don't even know what the
Speaker 1: crime is. I can't be on a motorbike. Cat Williams
Speaker 1: can't be in the X Games. So it's just who
Speaker 1: is it. It's just Sean White and that's it. We
Speaker 1: asked out nobody else. That's that's I don't know what
Speaker 1: the crime is first of all. And then if I
Speaker 1: listen at sometimes, don't put shipped down in the calendar,
Speaker 1: and I'll just be forgetting the dates. I'll be forgetting
Speaker 1: the dates. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I wasn't present at
Speaker 1: the court. I will be listen if you tell, if
Speaker 1: you give me a reminder, I will be there. And
Speaker 1: that's that. On that cat. We got just a few more. So.
Speaker 1: This one is for being caught on camera while stealing
Speaker 1: a photographer's camera, and you were accompanied by none other
Speaker 1: than Sugar Knight. Yes, shout out to Sugar Knight. That's
Speaker 1: the homie right there. Listen. Okay, Sugar is a gentleman
Speaker 1: who who gets involved in things that should not be
Speaker 1: caught on camera. Okay, one of them, yes, is stealing stuff.
Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't be caught on camera stealing something. But
Speaker 1: that photographer had some other salacious allegedly had some salacious
Speaker 1: things on that camera that we just needed to retreat
Speaker 1: and listen. It's you know, it's bros before camera wielding holes. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just what it is. That's just that is just
Speaker 1: Cat Williams never going away ever. On Crackle. It's coming
Speaker 1: out in a couple of months. That's what I read.
Speaker 1: I was I was on Bossip the other day. I
Speaker 1: read you you actually reconcile with the photographer and he
Speaker 1: actually shot your special. Okay, see exactly, And that's exactly
Speaker 1: what happened that you know that he came out, you know,
Speaker 1: shot that she came out, excuse me, shot the special. Okay,
Speaker 1: it looks great. It is in we we did. We
Speaker 1: did twelve cameras. Nobody ever did this before. It's twelve cameras.
Speaker 1: You get a three sixty degree view of the of
Speaker 1: the stage. It's really fantastic. Um wow, well that's great
Speaker 1: to hear that. That ended. We got two more. This
Speaker 1: one is interesting to me. Cat. You were arrested for
Speaker 1: allegedly assaulting the clerk of a pool store. Yes, I
Speaker 1: did it. Okay, Well there's that, and then, um, finally,
Speaker 1: and there's not to say about that. Finally, you threw
Speaker 1: a salt shaker at the manner at the manager of
Speaker 1: Spoon Dividus H. Yes, Spoon Dividus H. I was up at.
Speaker 1: I was up at that place. And listen, I'm superstitious. Okay,
Speaker 1: when something goes, when you spill salt, you gotta throw
Speaker 1: the salt. That's it. That's all. That's How would you
Speaker 1: throw the salt grains, not the salt shaker over your shoulder.
Speaker 1: You don't throw the whole thing. All the luck I
Speaker 1: can get. I took the whole shaker. I threw it.
Speaker 1: That manager just happens to walk into the path has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. Okay, that has nothing to do.
Speaker 1: I know that the reports said that I wanted special treatment,
Speaker 1: this that the other. No, okay, I spilled some salt.
Speaker 1: I didn't want a demon from hell coming after me
Speaker 1: after that, so I throwed the salt. Saika and the
Speaker 1: mana judges happens to walk busted them right in their face.
Speaker 1: Well here's the thing that's crazy that you, whatever you did,
Speaker 1: must be working because you actually have never served time
Speaker 1: in prison, only jail, So you haven't served hard time
Speaker 1: in prison despite having nineteen fractions. So I own up
Speaker 1: to what I do and I deny what I don't,
Speaker 1: and that is all that matters. Wow. Well, Cat, is
Speaker 1: there anything else before you go that you want to
Speaker 1: let us know or plug or anything. Yes, if you
Speaker 1: have it downloaded crackle yet get the application, should put
Speaker 1: it on your on whatever you watch your television's on,
Speaker 1: you know. Cat Williams never going to white as my
Speaker 1: next special. Well, thank you so much, Kat, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for your time. This has been our guest
Speaker 1: interview with Kat Williams on The Journalist Jay Show, The
Speaker 1: Jannellis J Show. I'm Your Girl, Jennellis J. All right, y'all,
Speaker 1: we are back at the journalist Jay show, what's going on?
Speaker 1: We have our segment wamp where you know, I share
Speaker 1: you know what the womps are, what's whack, what's what's popping?
Speaker 1: And you know, just to keep in line with the theme,
Speaker 1: we got the legal edition. Uh so you know, you
Speaker 1: know how this goes? Gerald's lightning round. Gerald tells me Gerald,
Speaker 1: we've been at this. Yeah, we've been at this for
Speaker 1: a year. But my dad, Girard Girard gives me a
Speaker 1: word and then I let y'all know, always feel about it.
Speaker 1: So let's go. Uh yeah, let's start with the whamp.
Speaker 1: Let's go whops, handcuffs, Okay, with it without fuzz. Actually,
Speaker 1: never mind, I'm not sucking up my headboard bomp. Judges, okay,
Speaker 1: unless it's me judging you on your shows. Hashtag get
Speaker 1: Jenellis on Drag Race. It's all because all judges are whacked.
Speaker 1: They're all they just take up too much real estate,
Speaker 1: strip clubs, copaganda. Okay, shows with the pro police message.
Speaker 1: Unless the cups are hot, it's a it's a total
Speaker 1: walking prison abolition. Uh. You know, honestly, we love Harriet Tubman.
Speaker 1: We want to see her on that twenty dollar bill.
Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, body cameras. Yeah, so by the cameras.
Speaker 1: That's a little tough for me because you know, I
Speaker 1: love accountability, and you know, I was thinking after my
Speaker 1: second b b O, I would just get at one
Speaker 1: installed behind me so I can see how people are
Speaker 1: looking at my ass because I know that it's nice.
Speaker 1: I know I'm a nice, fat ass, and I just
Speaker 1: want to be able to see all the reactions. You know,
Speaker 1: I know i'd be missing at the people are shy.
Speaker 1: They don't want me to know that they're looking at
Speaker 1: my butt. So I think, you know what for body camps,
Speaker 1: I'm appy to say yes, neighborhood watch. Neighborhood watches. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know racist, there's always some Karen's whin' got none
Speaker 1: better to do, letting you know, like, hey, Jennelli's, this
Speaker 1: is in New Jersey suburb. You can't be parking all
Speaker 1: of your humbies on our grass. You have your own driveway,
Speaker 1: and it's like, hello, I came back drunk. What you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Get in my driveway? Absolutely not
Speaker 1: iced tea. Okay, y'all know iced Tea is the godfather
Speaker 1: my firstborn. Okay, whoever wrote this as messy as fun
Speaker 1: and they need to get fired because I would never
Speaker 1: put Iced Tea on a wamp section because he's just
Speaker 1: awful limits you wrote that topic. Okay, well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for another edition of wamp All right, y'all,
Speaker 1: we're gonna round out this episode of The Jennellus J
Speaker 1: Show the same way we round out every episode of
Speaker 1: The Jennellis J Show with health fuel. That's right. It's
Speaker 1: that one segment that I know I'm gonna get you
Speaker 1: out through your week. That's, you know, just that message
Speaker 1: to the haters, all the haters in your life. This
Speaker 1: applies to everybody. I want you all to take this
Speaker 1: because I know it applies to you. I know I'm
Speaker 1: so relatable and um yeah, I just want to give
Speaker 1: you know, a special message to our guest from last week.
Speaker 1: Ortis Carter the third um or sorry, the second ortis
Speaker 1: Carter the second um you know, especial, you know, fun
Speaker 1: to you because you know the movie that he was
Speaker 1: promoting was trash absolutely, and um yeah, I think every
Speaker 1: time they always pop off like oh, um, you're not
Speaker 1: supporting my movie, You're not supporting black film. And it's
Speaker 1: also like, okay, have you thought about you know your
Speaker 1: film's trash and I shouldn't have to watch it. And
Speaker 1: apart from that, I don't like that he took my
Speaker 1: instat cart guy. That's my real gripe with him. Apart
Speaker 1: from him making bad black movies that are catering to
Speaker 1: the white gays and have no radical politics at all,
Speaker 1: he took my instat cart guy. I got a special
Speaker 1: one that goes to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods in
Speaker 1: the same day. And this motherfucker Otis Carter the Second,
Speaker 1: who'll be spending two fifty We found out last week
Speaker 1: on the Wee Brought Receipts segment he spent in two
Speaker 1: on Trader Joe's, which is chump change because you know
Speaker 1: they got the new everything bagel pumpkin humm is spread.
Speaker 1: There's an instat cart guy that I'd been using, and
Speaker 1: every time I want to use him, he's like, I can't, Joannelous,
Speaker 1: I'm doing deliveries for Otis Carter the Second, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I don't even know how Oh this cardt
Speaker 1: the Second has money to pay him, because we all
Speaker 1: know he gets paid by Tyler Perry, and Tyler Perry
Speaker 1: don't pay him ship ah he got, you know, so anyway,
Speaker 1: that's my whole fuel. Gerald. You got anything to add
Speaker 1: to that? Anything, uh we got for them. If there's
Speaker 1: if there's anything inspirational that you could did we just
Speaker 1: send the you know, send the listeners home with because
Speaker 1: I know you had that that kind of acts to
Speaker 1: ground with fotus. But if there's you know, it's just
Speaker 1: just was a motivational thing. And I think everyone's kind
Speaker 1: of waiting on you to give them something that they
Speaker 1: could take in. And right, yeah, no, thanks for that.
Speaker 1: I thought that me being vulnerable was enough, but apparently
Speaker 1: it's not. And uh yeah, I know for everyone for
Speaker 1: their week. You know, so the people that are still
Speaker 1: your personal grocery shoppers, like you know, everyone has that, right,
Speaker 1: everyone has that one nemesis that makes bad movies and
Speaker 1: gets invited to the same black Hollywood parties that you
Speaker 1: do and also steals your personal grocery store shopper. And
Speaker 1: to that, I just say, you know, like, don't let
Speaker 1: them bring you down. Keep ordering, keep doing your thing,
Speaker 1: keep letting them know that you want that roseberry facacha
Speaker 1: bread from the Whole Food Bakery, specifically from that sign
Speaker 1: a half loaf because if you get a full loaf,
Speaker 1: sometimes you forget to eat it and it goes bad.
Speaker 1: But you want that half loaf, and for that, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, keep ordering and don't ever give up on
Speaker 1: your dreams. You know, don't ever give up. I'm never
Speaker 1: in your personal shopper who knows what you like and
Speaker 1: knows what kind of tomatoes to pick out to deliver
Speaker 1: your groceries. You know, you don't have to make compromises
Speaker 1: or do anything for anybody. I was message, message message.
Speaker 1: That was a message right there. Yeah, that was yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, you know I I sometimes I thought I
Speaker 1: could have been a minister. Well that was another episode
Speaker 1: of the Generics J Show, our Legal edition. Thank you
Speaker 1: all so much, and have a nice night. Mhm