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Speaker 1: Listen, saw the finest and radio entertainment, The Janellist Jay Show.

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Speaker 1: You're so creative. That's one of the things I like

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Speaker 1: about you. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Everyone, welcome to you another episode

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Speaker 1: of The Janellist Jay Show. It's your girl, Joannellist Jay.

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Speaker 1: Y'all know me from my many many decades long, but

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you how old I am career

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Speaker 1: in radio and also my top fifty hit, I Touched

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Speaker 1: your dick last night. That was a Billboard number one

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Speaker 1: in two thousand three. So I'm here with my co

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Speaker 1: host Gerrald. Gerrald, what's it good? Okay? Oh, excuse me

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Speaker 1: to the least. What's a good? Let's s good? Do

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Speaker 1: you know? Listen? Okay? Everybody goes viral TikTok for making

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Speaker 1: up new slang and then white people on Instagram take it.

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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to do my thing. Gerald, Okay, answer

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Speaker 1: the question. Are you just gonna what are you here for?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing great. I'm here to abate and enable you. Okay, great.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear that, because you're gonna get fired

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Speaker 1: again if you disagreed. All right, so let's start the

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Speaker 1: show like we always start the show with Tea Time

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Speaker 1: with Janelli's. You know, I've heard some feedback from my

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Speaker 1: Heart Radio, specifically I Heeart Radio's legal department saying that

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Speaker 1: I just can't say, you know, I just can't make claims, right.

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Speaker 1: You know, this is somehow still kind of a news channel.

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Speaker 1: I have to have some kind of analistic integrity. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I ain't got nothing to do

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Speaker 1: the I heard radio legal team did say that I

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Speaker 1: have to, you know, start using appropriate lingos so I

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Speaker 1: can't just make up claims about who's who's baby daddy.

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Speaker 1: And that Jada Pinkett Smith's assistant was seeing canoodling with

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Speaker 1: Nicholas Braun. I mean that's what I saw, but whatever.

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Speaker 1: Now I have to start using allegedly in things that

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm not sure of. So uh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: you know, I uh, I'm gonna do the Tea Time

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Speaker 1: this time with some correct legal lingo. Gerald anything. Before

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Speaker 1: well sorry, I theman didn't start yet and I had

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Speaker 1: already said that, so I don't know. And first of all,

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Speaker 1: I was his assistant, Jada Pinkett Smith's assistant, that was

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Speaker 1: with Nicholas Braun allegedly. Okay, great, damn. We got the

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Speaker 1: FEDS on this, apparently, Gibral. Alright, so the first story is,

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Speaker 1: uh evel most you remember that guy, Mr uh implants?

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Speaker 1: What is it transplants? What do they call it? Hair plugs? Yes? Mr, hairplugs?

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Speaker 1: Space program space X is allegedly bankrupt, and so how

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Speaker 1: do you like denmoples? Mr billionaire? Did I use it correctly? Girral?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to check me on that or got

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Speaker 1: anything to say about SpaceX? I would say you did

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Speaker 1: about fifty fifty. So the hair plugs thing is that's

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Speaker 1: scars on his head. But okay, fine, allegedly got hair

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Speaker 1: plugs and Janelle's You seemed like someone who would go

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Speaker 1: to the moon. I think you could be the first

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Speaker 1: talk to your host on the moon. You see, that's why,

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Speaker 1: that's why, that's why I keep you, because you keep

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Speaker 1: it all the way real. You know, some may call

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Speaker 1: you an ass kisser, and but I call you someone

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Speaker 1: got bottle service there. So next story, uh Trump? Donald

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Speaker 1: after alleging that the vaccines were hoaxes. How did I

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Speaker 1: do there? He alleged that the vaccines was hosed, was

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Speaker 1: had the police here. I didn't know we had the

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Speaker 1: police on the dam fucking radio show. I didn't say that, okay.

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Speaker 1: Other people think I definitely voted for my homegirl Kamala.

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Speaker 1: Uh So there's that all right? Uh? As a Florida Latina,

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Speaker 1: Ross Claude in office. Next story, Frank Ocean is selling

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Speaker 1: five scars that allegedly cost five dollars to make, but

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Speaker 1: they definitely look like you should have paid ten cents.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're peas in a pot of this, We're

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Speaker 1: the only thing hand rolled that I funk with armor blunts?

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Speaker 1: And then the second what how do you hand roll

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Speaker 1: the scarf? I don't know, I don't know. And they

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Speaker 1: look they just look like they got weird patterns on them.

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Speaker 1: They got weird patterns on them. Look. I go right

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Speaker 1: now to Canal Street, A K A K Holle Helleen,

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Speaker 1: and I'll get five scars right now for ten dollars

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Speaker 1: from my guy. All right, um, and you know some

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Speaker 1: of my telefar bags I love. Listen. I gotta support

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Speaker 1: the black community, but they're too hard to get people.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people you hear them typing. Now they're

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Speaker 1: gonna say, oh, you guys are mad because you got

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Speaker 1: kicked off a radio for a day for leaking Blonde. No,

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Speaker 1: we don't care about that anymore. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: that anymore. We forgave Frank Ocean's people for gets kicked

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with that. And you know what, Power

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Speaker 1: not they're not on that real ship like I Heart

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Speaker 1: that on that the music belong the music belongs to

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Speaker 1: that's why I voted for Kamala because she's a communist,

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Speaker 1: all right. Next story, Jamie Lynn Spears is allegedly a bit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the little sister, she's a bit because she profited

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Speaker 1: if it's the mom. She's a bit. I never said dad.

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Speaker 1: He's a bit all in her bitches allegedly, And of

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Speaker 1: course I don't want any legal trouble. I hear radio illegal.

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Speaker 1: How did I do? Gerald? I thought you knocked it

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Speaker 1: out of the park. Thanks. Thanks. You gotta legally say that,

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Speaker 1: but thanks. All right. Our last story is that Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 1: Get this. Tom Hanks allegedly has a son named Chat. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that that one? Is this a fact? That one? What

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Um. He was also in the

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Speaker 1: movie Arrange County, great film. Yes, Yes, that's that's one

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Speaker 1: The other the other son is Chat. No this guy, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not Tom hanks son. That's an alleged alleged means

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Speaker 1: that's not true, right, and well, yes, that is what

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Speaker 1: alleged means, but it's you. It's not being used correctly

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Speaker 1: in this context. Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks, they have a

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Speaker 1: we got the Fells apparently can't do nothing right hosting

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Speaker 1: her own radio show for thirty years and well whatever,

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Speaker 1: or because I'm thirty five, so how long I've been

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Speaker 1: doing it? But whatever, I give up. I don't give

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is? And you're listening to the Janelle's

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Speaker 1: Ja Show. Hold up, we're back and we got a

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Speaker 1: great guest. I'm so excited we got our next segment,

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Speaker 1: asked Joannelli's but we're gonna get a little help from

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Speaker 1: my friend. Now. This is my home girl. I met

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Speaker 1: black woman partner at her own firm. I'm talking. If

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Speaker 1: Angelina Jakins here, who's gonna help us? Because I know

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Speaker 1: y'all you know, listen, Okay, I know that I'm all

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Speaker 1: knowing right Gerald, I know everything right. Okay, Gerald's sleeping

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Speaker 1: and he's about to get fired again. But I don't

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Speaker 1: know at all, you know, And sometimes I need help

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Speaker 1: and sometimes y'all be coming to me with some legal

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Speaker 1: my home girl here, Angelina Jakins. What's up, Angelina? How

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Speaker 1: you doing? Hey? I'm good, Janelle? How you doing? I'm

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Speaker 1: good girl? You know what I'm saying. Um. I know

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Speaker 1: last time you were talking to me about some some

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Speaker 1: Bunyan issues, but we don't want to have to talk

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Speaker 1: about that on national right. We don't want to get

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Speaker 1: they were looking bad last time. Last time we talked,

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Speaker 1: you made me take my shoe off. Okay, I did

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Speaker 1: because I was a party trick that I had heard

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Speaker 1: of on the street, and you have about bad Bunyers.

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Speaker 1: But that's neither here nor there, allegedly, Thank you, thank you. See,

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Speaker 1: this is somebody who wants to protect me, who doesn't

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Speaker 1: want me to get in trouble, unlike Girald, who be

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Speaker 1: who be taking me down the wrong path. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about your law career.

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Speaker 1: You know, for for some there might be some some

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Speaker 1: from dough Pas girls who are thinking, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: I want to go to law school. So tell me

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Speaker 1: a little bit about your journey before we get started

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Speaker 1: and take some calls. Absolutely well, I'm a big proponent,

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Speaker 1: especially black women, go to law school. It's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Get that paper, get that knowledge, get that information. And

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Speaker 1: my area of the law is specifically maritime law, and

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Speaker 1: and busses. Don't you do boats? You do boat? Some

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00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 1: things are just common sense. Okay, Well I don't I

418
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: never heard that law before in my goddamn life. All right,

419
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: Well you know Mr McDonald's, um, oh sorry, it's not

420
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: it's not not being nice. I just legally can be

421
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: called that. Okay, Well, Stephen uh, you know, best of luck.

422
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: You know, Janelli's you know me, I say run away, um,

423
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: you know, and she's she's saying hypothetically tell you to

424
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: run away in jest. She's not actually telling you to

425
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, well, thank you so much. Caller number two.

426
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: And hey if you Angelina, if you are single, I'll

427
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: be at the Port Washington stopping about minutes. So please

428
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 1: get off the bus at the stop. I will thank you. Um,

429
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: you know, before we take our third caller, you know,

430
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: I just want to put something out there, you know. Now,

431
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: you know, my husband and I have been acquitted from

432
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: Arson and that Louis Bratton store because they didn't have

433
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: shoes my size. Uh. So I have some familiarity with

434
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: the law, Angelina. I'm not just you know, coming in raw.

435
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: And also I do have my associated certificate uh from

436
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: Barar Community College, uh in paralegal studies, specifically real estate mall.

437
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: So I'm not some new bee uh dumb bitch out

438
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: here not knowing anything. Okay. Uh yeah, because I have

439
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: to check you on my own show, because you think

440
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: this is the Angelina Jacob's show and it's the Genelli's

441
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: Jay show. And you know what you got me, you

442
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: know you got me. If I if I could take

443
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: you to the court right now and tell you all

444
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: the ways you got me fucked up, I would, But

445
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: we don't have time. We gotta take caller number three,

446
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: Call number three. What's going on? Hello, Hello Angelina. I'm

447
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: so glad I caught you. I'm so glad. My name

448
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: is Concheta Degustino, and I just came back from a

449
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: cruise with my family. Oh ink, I found some treasure

450
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: and I just want to know. Does that do I

451
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: get to keep it? Is it find its keepers? I

452
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: was just like snorkeling. You know. We were in the

453
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: middle because it made for the V I P package,

454
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: so it was deep. I don't know what borders are.

455
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: I did not pay attention to geography class. This is great,

456
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: this is great. Um, where were you cruising from? And two? Okay,

457
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: I was going to Bermuda, Jamaica, and then we did

458
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: a big loop and we came back to New Jersey. Great, okay, great,

459
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: this is exactly the area of low I practice. And

460
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can absolutely help. You can chat up.

461
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: So when you were doing this this deep dive, which

462
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: leg of the cruise were you on. Were you around

463
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: Bermuda or someplace else? So here's where it gets dicey.

464
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: We were on our way back to Jersey, so I

465
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: don't know if it belongs to Jersey, for monst to Jamaica.

466
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: Whose is it? And is it conchat us? That's the

467
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: real question. And allegedly I found something. I don't know

468
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: if I found it. Maybe I did, Maybe I did

469
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: it exactly exactly. Um, did you have your cell phone

470
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: on you at the time? I did, but it was off?

471
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: Do you know how much Roman costs? This is a

472
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: good point. I just say that because sometimes I did

473
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: you happen to take a photograph of the alleged treasure?

474
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: Of course I took a photo. Okay, sure, sure, So

475
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: that alleged photo may give you some geographic information that

476
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: we can use to help you. So a maritime law

477
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: is governed by different jurisdiction. Internet, because that was boring

478
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: as fun, Next caller, I mean I think I could

479
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: help that girl. Hello, okay, well, yeah, yes, calling number four. Hello,

480
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: Am I on the radio? Yeah, you're on the radio.

481
00:30:53,200 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: What's your name? What's your problem is? I'm nine? Okay? Uh?

482
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: Did you want to call it for your mommy? Or something.

483
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: I heard that you're doing maritime law. Okay, maritime Um,

484
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: that's yes, it's about Santa Claus parents, about clause. Okay,

485
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: my parents they got a rowing machine and they have

486
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: sex with it, with what they thought a rowing machine,

487
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: and they have sex on it. Okay, I cannot sleep. Okay, Angelina,

488
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: why don't you take this one? Uh? Go ahead and

489
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: take this. Well, you know, Janelle, I don't want to

490
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: step on any toes. Maybe you should, folks, maybe you

491
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: should take this. It's maritime, that's what you love to

492
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: talk about. So go ahead, girl, I do I this

493
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is officially umge Megalito. My last

494
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: name is Carto. How old are you? He said he's nine?

495
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: Are you not listening? Angelina? Come on, this is a

496
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: lot happening. I was still kind of focused on the

497
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: maritime law issue from calling number three. Okay, migulito. Um

498
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: is there any water involved in this issue? Okay, well,

499
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Color number four. We don't have

500
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: to hand out because oh okay, thank you so much.

501
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: Well Angelina, Um, thanks for nothing. Uh, I don't know

502
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: Gerald you've got anything to say before we we we

503
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: wrapped this segment up, and then Angelina and you can, like,

504
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 1: I don't know, plug your law firm with people want

505
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: to blues. I don't even know if we should let

506
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: her plug the law firm. But if I don't even

507
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: know what, either that Pador Parks would have been a

508
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: better get and we know phaedor Parks loses every goddamn case.

509
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: Angel You know, no, you know what. I'm a nice person.

510
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm a nice person. I'm forgiving whatever. Angelina, you want

511
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: to plug anything real quick? Before you know, I block

512
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: you on on social media channels. Yeah, I would like

513
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: to say Concinna specifically, please find me on Angelina Jenkins

514
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: law dot com. You will find me there. And then

515
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: if anyone has any actual legitimate maritime issues where the

516
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: water involved doesn't come from your own body, please please

517
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: reach out to me on my website. And again yes,

518
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: hang up, Okay, great, thank you, Thank you for that.

519
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: The segment this was as Dan ellis, welcome back, y'all.

520
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: That was an incredible aston all least segment with the lawyer.

521
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: Um wow, who knew lawyers were so fucking stupid? Gerald,

522
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know who that was. I

523
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: don't know. My heart got us a jink lawyer, and

524
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: I just don't like it. Yeah, I mean, you know,

525
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: I kind of didn't know her myself, and I vouched

526
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: for her, and now I'm embarrassed. I was the most

527
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: embarrassing thing I've done since I um, since what I

528
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: did to rock hem but anyway, allegedly did allegedly. Thank

529
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: you for reminding me when you settled with with Eric B.

530
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 1: You settled and what I settled with with Eric B

531
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: out of court allegedly, um, And I wasn't even going

532
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: to bring that up, but you know whatever. Anyway, our

533
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: next guest. I'm so excited. This is comedic, genius, comedic legend.

534
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm so so hyped to have him. Everyone, Welcome Cat

535
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: Williams to the Joannellis Jay Show. Yes, yes, Janelle's thank

536
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: you so much for having me here. Cat, Oh god,

537
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: such a pleasure. Wow, you're you're you're You're incredible. You

538
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: know you're one of the best writers ever. Thank you. Um,

539
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: but you know you know what what you're you know what?

540
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: This this episode is all about the lawn. It's all

541
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: about how great and hilarious I am and how I

542
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: got a new special coming out called Cat Williams is

543
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: Never Going Away Ever. It's coming out in in three weeks,

544
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be on Crackle. Okay, so just make

545
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: sure you check that out. Cat Williams Special Cat Williams

546
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: Never Going Away Ever on Crackle. Check that out. Yeah,

547
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: that is what we told your publicist this interview was

548
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: going to be about. But really we wanted to take

549
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: some time. You know, this is the legal episode of

550
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: the Jennalis Jay Show, and you know we took some time.

551
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: We got some some researchers, uh to look at your

552
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: rap sheet and it's uh, it's almost as in us

553
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: as your resume. Some may say even more because So

554
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: Plain Too, I mean really what was that? Um? But

555
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,399
Speaker 1: so Plain to hold on, wait a minute, So Plain

556
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: Too is a classic Okay, it is. It goes down

557
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: in history as one of the greatest uh attempts at

558
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: all time. Okay, so you know that's what that was.

559
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 1: Just wanted to clarify that for the listen to us. Okay, uh,

560
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: and we're we're talking about the sequel to So Plain

561
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: That is correct? Pot two. Al Right, Well, anyway, so

562
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: we have listen. You know, there's a lot we've had

563
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: a lot of things with alleged today and we're learning

564
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: about that. But I just gotta say, I gotta preface

565
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna go through your rap sheet and I

566
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: want you to be honest with us and tell us

567
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: like what happened was going through your mind. And also

568
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: I have to let the listeners know there's a lot

569
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: of you know whatever, there's a lot of allegeds out here.

570
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: All of these things are true, all these things really happened.

571
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, go on Cat Williams Wikipedia

572
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: page and pop some popcorn and look at the crimes list,

573
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: because honey, listen, let me just say, first of all,

574
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: anybody can post a Wikipedia Okay, any any anybody sitting

575
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: at home right now can just go to Wikipedia post something,

576
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: say it's you know, upload with a website with some

577
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: details on it, and say that's the quote. Okay. So

578
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: so listen, we might continue the alleged for the rest

579
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: of this, you know, for the rest of the true.

580
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 1: I will say that a lot of these do have

581
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: external links and sources that are primary sources and our newspapers.

582
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: But you're right, anybody can uploaded things. So why don't

583
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: we get started, all right? Gerald, you got anything to

584
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: add before we start. No, that I you know, I think,

585
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: UM just distinguishing between allegance and allegations. I don't know

586
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: the difference, and I thought you would, but apparently you can't.

587
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: So okay, Um, the first thing that we've heard is, UM,

588
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: you've been caught with a gun at the Los Angeles Airport. Allegedly. Yes, yes,

589
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: I was caught with a gun at the Los Angeles Airport.

590
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: See here's the here's how this ship goes down. Okay,

591
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a pimp, alright, this is I'm a pimp.

592
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: Tried it through from from day one. Okay, from day one,

593
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm a pimp. And listen you Sometimes you gotta be strapped, Okay.

594
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: You gotta be strapped. Whether you're going through a metal

595
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: detector or whether you're walking down the street, you need

596
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,240
Speaker 1: to be strapped. Okay. And maybe I was, Maybe I wasn't.

597
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know. I just yeah, I just

598
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: don't know, like what the necessity of bringing a gun

599
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: to take a Southwest Airline flight is. But whatever, first

600
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: class first class exactly. You don't know who might be

601
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: in the pod next to you in first class. This

602
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: ship might pop off and you might have to just

603
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: stop right there in the plane. Okay, Okay, this one's interesting.

604
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: This next allegation is that you sold dirty five hundred

605
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: dollars worth of jewelry and coins. So my question is

606
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: why quins can't? Why quins? What do you mean why coins?

607
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: We are currently in a coin stratage as we speak, Okay,

608
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: that there's no coins to be found nowhere. That's number one. Okay,

609
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: that's that's number one. Number two. I live in one

610
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: of those apartment complexes where you gotta put in the

611
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: coins in order to to do your laundry, Okay, and

612
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: you don't when you run out, when you're about to

613
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: run out of those coins you need, you need to coin.

614
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Don't don't begrudge the coin hustle. Okay, Okay,

615
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: Because some people have said that you're trying to recreate

616
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: that scene in duck Tails where Scrooge jumps into the

617
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: room full of listening. There's nobody more gangster than Scrooge McDuck. Okay,

618
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: Scrooge McDuck swims in a in a vat full of

619
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: gold coins all day and all night. At thirty five

620
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of coins. That's how much I took.

621
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: It's a lot of not even close. I'm not a

622
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: lot of clothes. I'm looking I'm looking at you right now, Catta,

623
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Speaker 1: I'm looking at your building. I say, thirty five dollars

624
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: worth of coins and jewelry. That's gotta be as much

625
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: as your body weight. It's see, it's it's pretty heavy.

626
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: It is pretty heavy. It was tough to carry out

627
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: by my Well, are you doing a quit at a time?

628
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: Why thought you hudging? Lee? Did it? Listen? You can't

629
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: trap me in this. This is entrappedment. I'm not I'm

630
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 1: not gonna accept this to That's what is full on entrappedment.

631
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: I saw the Angelina Jolie sliding underneath the laser. This

632
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: is entrapped men. I don't think so. But we can

633
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: move on. Um. Okay, So you attacked allegedly attractor driver

634
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: with rocks and dirt clods and then harass the witness. Yes, yes, listen,

635
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: I did that. I will stand by one thousand percent.

636
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: I did just like any American. I am concerned with

637
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: big farmer. Okay, that was a big gas farmer. I

638
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: had to throw some dirt clods up in that farmer's face. Okay,

639
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: people people were concerned with big pharmaceutical companies. That's what

640
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: they mean by big farmer. I think you might be mistaken, Jannalis.

641
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: People are big guys. Farmers be walking around all over

642
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: the place on tractors. Okay, well, listen, there's a video

643
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: of you fighting a fourteen year old boy. Uh you

644
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: know you didn't necessarily go to jail for that, but

645
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: it is caught on tape, and I wanted you to

646
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: speak to that. I just I need you to check

647
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: the tape one more time. Okay, that boy. Everybody say

648
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: that boy is fourteen. I swear to god, he was

649
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 1: a forty nine year old. He that was a big

650
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: ass man. Okay. He was coming at me and I

651
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do. I had to swing, Okay,

652
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 1: I just had to swing. Well, you had a back

653
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: he had a backpack on, and he had a backpack

654
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: surrounded by children. No see, listen, I was at the school.

655
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: To nobody questioned my my listen, nobody questioned me being

656
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: at the school neither. Okay. I think you were like

657
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: a guest or something exactly. And maybe that was a

658
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: backpack wild and guest. Okay, um, yeah, no he but

659
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: for the record, he did beat your ass and don't

660
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: have to talk about that right now on this I

661
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: thought we was coming here to talk about my special

662
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: cat Williams never going away ever. Allegation after allocations, Yeah,

663
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: your PR team really did not prep you correctly because, uh,

664
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: you know, on the Jennalis Jay Show we keep it

665
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: all the way real um and you know whatever. But

666
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: we got just a few more that we wanted to

667
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: talk to you about. Okay. So apparently you beat up

668
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old on your tour bus. So this

669
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: is my this is my thing, right. Pedophiles are people

670
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: who like to sexually abuse children. Okay, but you're going

671
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 1: where you going with this? Jennellis? Where are you going

672
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: with this? Jennellis? But you what do you call it

673
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: when somebody likes to beat this ship out of random children? Okay?

674
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: First of all, I didn't know that last kid was fourteen. Okay,

675
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: he looked big. Would have seen if you wouldn't look

676
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: at the video first of all. Second of all, okay,

677
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: I don't know which America you staying in, but if

678
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: you eighteen years old, okay, you can smoke tobacco. You

679
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 1: can fight in the war and you can catch these hands.

680
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: That's all I got to say. Okay, that's all I

681
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: got to say. Okay, um, all right, that's a okay okay.

682
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: This crime allegedly driving a three wheeled motorbike on the sidewalk,

683
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: and then later you went to jail because you missed

684
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: the court date for the driving of the motorbike on

685
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: the sidewalk. First you had turned yourself in for that.

686
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: Why black people ain't allowed to be in the X Games?

687
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: What is the crime? I don't even know what the

688
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: crime is. I can't be on a motorbike. Cat Williams

689
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: can't be in the X Games. So it's just who

690
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: is it. It's just Sean White and that's it. We

691
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: asked out nobody else. That's that's I don't know what

692
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: the crime is first of all. And then if I

693
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: listen at sometimes, don't put shipped down in the calendar,

694
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: and I'll just be forgetting the dates. I'll be forgetting

695
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: the dates. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I wasn't present at

696
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: the court. I will be listen if you tell, if

697
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 1: you give me a reminder, I will be there. And

698
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: that's that. On that cat. We got just a few more. So.

699
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: This one is for being caught on camera while stealing

700
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 1: a photographer's camera, and you were accompanied by none other

701
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 1: than Sugar Knight. Yes, shout out to Sugar Knight. That's

702
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: the homie right there. Listen. Okay, Sugar is a gentleman

703
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: who who gets involved in things that should not be

704
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: caught on camera. Okay, one of them, yes, is stealing stuff.

705
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: You probably shouldn't be caught on camera stealing something. But

706
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: that photographer had some other salacious allegedly had some salacious

707
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: things on that camera that we just needed to retreat

708
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: and listen. It's you know, it's bros before camera wielding holes. Okay,

709
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: that's just what it is. That's just that is just

710
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: Cat Williams never going away ever. On Crackle. It's coming

711
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: out in a couple of months. That's what I read.

712
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: I was I was on Bossip the other day. I

713
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: read you you actually reconcile with the photographer and he

714
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: actually shot your special. Okay, see exactly, And that's exactly

715
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: what happened that you know that he came out, you know,

716
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: shot that she came out, excuse me, shot the special. Okay,

717
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: it looks great. It is in we we did. We

718
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: did twelve cameras. Nobody ever did this before. It's twelve cameras.

719
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: You get a three sixty degree view of the of

720
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: the stage. It's really fantastic. Um wow, well that's great

721
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: to hear that. That ended. We got two more. This

722
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: one is interesting to me. Cat. You were arrested for

723
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 1: allegedly assaulting the clerk of a pool store. Yes, I

724
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: did it. Okay, Well there's that, and then, um, finally,

725
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: and there's not to say about that. Finally, you threw

726
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: a salt shaker at the manner at the manager of

727
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: Spoon Dividus H. Yes, Spoon Dividus H. I was up at.

728
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: I was up at that place. And listen, I'm superstitious. Okay,

729
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 1: when something goes, when you spill salt, you gotta throw

730
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: the salt. That's it. That's all. That's How would you

731
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 1: throw the salt grains, not the salt shaker over your shoulder.

732
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: You don't throw the whole thing. All the luck I

733
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: can get. I took the whole shaker. I threw it.

734
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: That manager just happens to walk into the path has

735
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: nothing to do with me. Okay, that has nothing to do.

736
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: I know that the reports said that I wanted special treatment,

737
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: this that the other. No, okay, I spilled some salt.

738
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: I didn't want a demon from hell coming after me

739
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: after that, so I throwed the salt. Saika and the

740
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 1: mana judges happens to walk busted them right in their face.

741
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: Well here's the thing that's crazy that you, whatever you did,

742
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: must be working because you actually have never served time

743
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: in prison, only jail, So you haven't served hard time

744
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: in prison despite having nineteen fractions. So I own up

745
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,720
Speaker 1: to what I do and I deny what I don't,

746
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: and that is all that matters. Wow. Well, Cat, is

747
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: there anything else before you go that you want to

748
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: let us know or plug or anything. Yes, if you

749
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: have it downloaded crackle yet get the application, should put

750
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: it on your on whatever you watch your television's on,

751
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: you know. Cat Williams never going to white as my

752
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: next special. Well, thank you so much, Kat, thank you

753
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: so much for your time. This has been our guest

754
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: interview with Kat Williams on The Journalist Jay Show, The

755
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: Jannellis J Show. I'm Your Girl, Jennellis J. All right, y'all,

756
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: we are back at the journalist Jay show, what's going on?

757
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 1: We have our segment wamp where you know, I share

758
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 1: you know what the womps are, what's whack, what's what's popping?

759
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: And you know, just to keep in line with the theme,

760
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: we got the legal edition. Uh so you know, you

761
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: know how this goes? Gerald's lightning round. Gerald tells me Gerald,

762
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: we've been at this. Yeah, we've been at this for

763
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: a year. But my dad, Girard Girard gives me a

764
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: word and then I let y'all know, always feel about it.

765
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: So let's go. Uh yeah, let's start with the whamp.

766
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: Let's go whops, handcuffs, Okay, with it without fuzz. Actually,

767
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: never mind, I'm not sucking up my headboard bomp. Judges, okay,

768
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: unless it's me judging you on your shows. Hashtag get

769
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: Jenellis on Drag Race. It's all because all judges are whacked.

770
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: They're all they just take up too much real estate,

771
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: strip clubs, copaganda. Okay, shows with the pro police message.

772
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: Unless the cups are hot, it's a it's a total

773
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 1: walking prison abolition. Uh. You know, honestly, we love Harriet Tubman.

774
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: We want to see her on that twenty dollar bill.

775
00:50:54,480 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, body cameras. Yeah, so by the cameras.

776
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: That's a little tough for me because you know, I

777
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: love accountability, and you know, I was thinking after my

778
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 1: second b b O, I would just get at one

779
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: installed behind me so I can see how people are

780
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: looking at my ass because I know that it's nice.

781
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: I know I'm a nice, fat ass, and I just

782
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: want to be able to see all the reactions. You know,

783
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: I know i'd be missing at the people are shy.

784
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: They don't want me to know that they're looking at

785
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: my butt. So I think, you know what for body camps,

786
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm appy to say yes, neighborhood watch. Neighborhood watches. Uh,

787
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 1: you know racist, there's always some Karen's whin' got none

788
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: better to do, letting you know, like, hey, Jennelli's, this

789
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: is in New Jersey suburb. You can't be parking all

790
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 1: of your humbies on our grass. You have your own driveway,

791
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: and it's like, hello, I came back drunk. What you

792
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: want me to do? Get in my driveway? Absolutely not

793
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: iced tea. Okay, y'all know iced Tea is the godfather

794
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: my firstborn. Okay, whoever wrote this as messy as fun

795
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 1: and they need to get fired because I would never

796
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 1: put Iced Tea on a wamp section because he's just

797
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: awful limits you wrote that topic. Okay, well, thank you

798
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: so much for another edition of wamp All right, y'all,

799
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna round out this episode of The Jennellus J

800
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: Show the same way we round out every episode of

801
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: The Jennellis J Show with health fuel. That's right. It's

802
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: that one segment that I know I'm gonna get you

803
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,720
Speaker 1: out through your week. That's, you know, just that message

804
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: to the haters, all the haters in your life. This

805
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: applies to everybody. I want you all to take this

806
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: because I know it applies to you. I know I'm

807
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: so relatable and um yeah, I just want to give

808
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 1: you know, a special message to our guest from last week.

809
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: Ortis Carter the third um or sorry, the second ortis

810
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 1: Carter the second um you know, especial, you know, fun

811
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: to you because you know the movie that he was

812
00:52:55,160 --> 00:53:00,320
Speaker 1: promoting was trash absolutely, and um yeah, I think every

813
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: time they always pop off like oh, um, you're not

814
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: supporting my movie, You're not supporting black film. And it's

815
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 1: also like, okay, have you thought about you know your

816
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 1: film's trash and I shouldn't have to watch it. And

817
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: apart from that, I don't like that he took my

818
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: instat cart guy. That's my real gripe with him. Apart

819
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: from him making bad black movies that are catering to

820
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: the white gays and have no radical politics at all,

821
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: he took my instat cart guy. I got a special

822
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: one that goes to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods in

823
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: the same day. And this motherfucker Otis Carter the Second,

824
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: who'll be spending two fifty We found out last week

825
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: on the Wee Brought Receipts segment he spent in two

826
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: on Trader Joe's, which is chump change because you know

827
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: they got the new everything bagel pumpkin humm is spread.

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Speaker 1: There's an instat cart guy that I'd been using, and

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Speaker 1: every time I want to use him, he's like, I can't, Joannelous,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing deliveries for Otis Carter the Second, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, I don't even know how Oh this cardt

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Speaker 1: the Second has money to pay him, because we all

833
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Speaker 1: know he gets paid by Tyler Perry, and Tyler Perry

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Speaker 1: don't pay him ship ah he got, you know, so anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's my whole fuel. Gerald. You got anything to add

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Speaker 1: to that? Anything, uh we got for them. If there's

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Speaker 1: if there's anything inspirational that you could did we just

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00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: send the you know, send the listeners home with because

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Speaker 1: I know you had that that kind of acts to

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Speaker 1: ground with fotus. But if there's you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: just was a motivational thing. And I think everyone's kind

842
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Speaker 1: of waiting on you to give them something that they

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Speaker 1: could take in. And right, yeah, no, thanks for that.

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Speaker 1: I thought that me being vulnerable was enough, but apparently

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Speaker 1: it's not. And uh yeah, I know for everyone for

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Speaker 1: their week. You know, so the people that are still

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Speaker 1: your personal grocery shoppers, like you know, everyone has that, right,

848
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Speaker 1: everyone has that one nemesis that makes bad movies and

849
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Speaker 1: gets invited to the same black Hollywood parties that you

850
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Speaker 1: do and also steals your personal grocery store shopper. And

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Speaker 1: to that, I just say, you know, like, don't let

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Speaker 1: them bring you down. Keep ordering, keep doing your thing,

853
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: keep letting them know that you want that roseberry facacha

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Speaker 1: bread from the Whole Food Bakery, specifically from that sign

855
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Speaker 1: a half loaf because if you get a full loaf,

856
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: sometimes you forget to eat it and it goes bad.

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Speaker 1: But you want that half loaf, and for that, I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, keep ordering and don't ever give up on

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00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: your dreams. You know, don't ever give up. I'm never

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Speaker 1: in your personal shopper who knows what you like and

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Speaker 1: knows what kind of tomatoes to pick out to deliver

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Speaker 1: your groceries. You know, you don't have to make compromises

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Speaker 1: or do anything for anybody. I was message, message message.

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Speaker 1: That was a message right there. Yeah, that was yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you, you know I I sometimes I thought I

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Speaker 1: could have been a minister. Well that was another episode

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Speaker 1: of the Generics J Show, our Legal edition. Thank you

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Speaker 1: all so much, and have a nice night. Mhm