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Speaker 1: You hear me concession, I can't take back el Arms.

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Speaker 2: Speaker text to seventy eight five nine two says I

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Speaker 2: recently changed my Siri voice to Irish female. My wife

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Speaker 2: overheard me talking to it and thought she caught me

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Speaker 2: having an affair. I had to explain it's just Siri.

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Speaker 2: But she still gets uneasy whenever she hears Siri's Irish voice,

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Speaker 2: because we're just.

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Speaker 3: Like, who's that? Another woman in the box, isn't that hot?

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Speaker 2: You're alarming for tree Turty in the afternoon lobby?

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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 2: But you know, voice alteration, it could be a tricky game,

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Speaker 2: but we will do it here to keep you anonymous

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Speaker 2: so that she can feel safe confessing your weird secrets

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Speaker 2: here on the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I wish if he could just mask your voice

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Speaker 3: so it had a good.

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Speaker 2: Accent on all of our listeners listening. But we do

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Speaker 2: have a woman ready to come clean today. She's chosen

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Speaker 2: Julia as her fake identity. So Julia, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hell, what accent would you choose if you got to choose?

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Speaker 4: One?

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Speaker 1: Good question?

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Speaker 4: Obviously? Irish?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Sexiest ones?

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Speaker 2: All right, well, voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, Julia, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks for this, y'all. A couple of years ago,

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Speaker 4: after my grandma died, we were going through her staff.

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Speaker 4: She lived alone, and so it was my whole family,

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Speaker 4: my mom, my dad, my brother, and me. We all

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Speaker 4: went over to the house to clean out all of

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Speaker 4: her things.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, such an undertaking too, you know exactly.

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Speaker 4: So we were each in our own space, and so

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Speaker 4: I'm in one of the guest bedrooms and inside the

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Speaker 4: cause that I find these storage boxes. They're not labeled

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Speaker 4: at all, and so.

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Speaker 1: Good job, grandma. Way to be unorganized.

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Speaker 3: Do My mom right now is like, I'm just clearing

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Speaker 3: stuff out so you don't have to deal with it

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Speaker 3: after I die.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm actually really grateful for that. That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Or she doesn't at least label the boxes, so you

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Speaker 2: know what you're geez, sorry, keep going.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, most of it was pretty random, like old Christmas

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Speaker 4: cards in one and like electric bills from the nineteen

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Speaker 4: eighties and on.

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Speaker 2: Well, you never know when you're going to need to

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Speaker 2: bust out one of those. That's good she held on

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Speaker 2: to them.

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Speaker 3: So you're throwing everything out, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, essentially. Yeah, And so I came across this one

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Speaker 4: that is the one I want to tell you about,

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Speaker 4: and it had envelopes, and inside each envelope was old

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Speaker 4: polaroid photos of my grandparents.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I wonder why they were envelopes. That's strange.

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Speaker 4: I think she was probably trying to sort them again,

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Speaker 4: not labeled. And it was cool because these were like

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Speaker 4: my grandparents when they were young, like mile. It was

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Speaker 4: really fun. And so I just started like kind of

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Speaker 4: going through them and opening them up. I didn't call

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Speaker 4: anybody in like, it was kind of a neat moment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And so I get to like the ones that like

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Speaker 4: they're at Disneyland or there's some polaroids from a big

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Speaker 4: family dinner, and this sounds adorable.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why it would be a secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, so I get to this one and it's filled

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Speaker 4: with let's call them intimate.

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Speaker 1: Nice jackpot of your of your.

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Speaker 4: Grandparents, of my grandmother.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the whole envelope was filled with them.

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Speaker 3: Please tell me you look through them all.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, it's the opposite. I like freaked out and

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Speaker 4: like accidentally threw them across the room, like they scattered

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Speaker 4: over the floor. Of course, my family comes from rustling.

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Speaker 1: Because like you you screamed.

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Speaker 4: I screamed so loud.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you know everyone's gonna see grandma that.

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Speaker 1: That's actually what happened.

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Speaker 4: Like my mom comes running in like she thinks I've

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Speaker 4: hurt myself or whatever, and she sees naked photos of

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Speaker 4: her mother.

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Speaker 1: Oh are really flattering?

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Speaker 3: Though they made you look amazing?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, and these were all like taking over in

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Speaker 2: the last couple of years or like current grandma picts.

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Speaker 3: Or like if you felt that good at that ain't.

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Speaker 4: No, she was young, she was great, let's be clear. Shame.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it's not something you want your daughter and

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Speaker 2: your granddaughter to come across.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing is beyond the like family trauma

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Speaker 4: of it all. Like my dad came in and he's like,

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Speaker 4: is that your mother?

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Speaker 3: Is that your mother?

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Speaker 1: So now that you're all traumatized, what do you do?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So we tried to decide if it was a

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Speaker 4: better idea, like what's the most respectful thing to do

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Speaker 4: with them?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Like do we trash frame?

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Speaker 1: Them? Maybe their art? Yeah, like you could donate them

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Speaker 1: to the I think that that might be the most respectful.

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Speaker 3: To start ground this post mortem only fans.

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Speaker 2: What did?

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Speaker 1: What did you decide to do?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We we took him out to the backyard and

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Speaker 4: did like a fire pit burning, which felt really special.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I just I feel like I needed

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Speaker 4: to confess that we had seen them and then also

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Speaker 4: that we had turned them.

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Speaker 1: Your eyes too, Ye, what you wanted to do? Burn

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Speaker 1: the memory out forever?

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Speaker 3: But I mean, was it disappointing that you found out

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Speaker 3: your grandma was hotter than you were?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I want to go that far.

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Speaker 2: She took some competitive photos afterwards.

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Speaker 4: I have set now.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is kind of a wholesome confession.

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Speaker 3: I mean, sure, you know grandma's have a life outside

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Speaker 3: of just being a grandma. Yeah, it's a shocking revelation,

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Speaker 3: your whole life.

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Speaker 1: She definitely lived a very, very full life. It sounded like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she very did. She'll take naked pictures for something in

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Speaker 1: honor of her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we just make some cookies.

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Speaker 1: In the nude. Sure, broke, and thanks for confessing, Julia.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for listing. Yeah, I appreciated.

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Speaker 2: In dext In to seven eighty five nine two, if

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Speaker 2: you have a confession, you've been holding on to we

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Speaker 2: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after this