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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone Rameyday

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Speaker 1: Mornings on that's twenties. Hello is this Robert? Yeah, yes

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Speaker 1: it is Robert. We gotta talk. Okay, I ask who's Colin?

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Speaker 1: This is Peter? Okay, Hi, Peter. Can I help you

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Speaker 1: with something? Well, it's not so much what you can

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Speaker 1: help me with. You want my last name, too? Mean?

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Speaker 1: My last name? Will ring a bell for you? Sure, Peter,

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Speaker 1: give me your last name. What's your last name? Peter? Okay, nothing, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. Why are you calling?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well let me hey, let me jog your

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Speaker 1: memory real quick, and then you know who I am,

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Speaker 1: all right, because I have a real serious bone or

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Speaker 1: to pick bone to pick with you? Okay, okay? About

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Speaker 1: five months ago, you met a girl name Emma? Right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did you know? You remember Emma's last name? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: ring a ding ding, ring a bell? Now did you

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Speaker 1: notice that I have the same last name as Emma?

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Speaker 1: I do? Now? Yeah, Well guess who I am? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god, dude, are you Are you her husband? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm not her husband. I know that that.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like she's not married. I'm not her husband.

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Speaker 1: I'm her brother. Oh, and she wanted me to call you.

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Speaker 1: All right, papa, dude, what are you talking about. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the fact that you had a one night

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Speaker 1: stand with my sister about five months ago. And guess

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Speaker 1: who's pregnant, not me, not me. What I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: you got my sister pregnant. You can't know what, dude,

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Speaker 1: this is not happening right now. Oh it's happening. It's happening,

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Speaker 1: and I'm calling you to say you gotta step up.

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Speaker 1: She threw a pregnancy test and everything. Um, yeah, she

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Speaker 1: took a pregnancy test because things were happening. And guess what,

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Speaker 1: you're a papa. Yeah, So anyway, you gotta move in now. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, you gotta step up and take care

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Speaker 1: of your responsibility. You got my sister pregnant with your baby,

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Speaker 1: so you need to move in now and take care

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Speaker 1: of your responsibilities as a man and as a papa.

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Speaker 1: When can you move in? I'm okay, not moving in, um,

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Speaker 1: And we'd just like to talk to her. Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is just this is just horrible. This is just not

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Speaker 1: this is just not good. I got a lot a

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Speaker 1: lot going on it sounds stressed out. What are you

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Speaker 1: stressed out about? I'm gonna have to figure out how

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell my current girlfriend that I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: a baby with somebody else that I barely know, and

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Speaker 1: you want me to move in with your sister. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got some stuff to figure out. So unless you

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Speaker 1: have something else to tell me, I'm gonna go and

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Speaker 1: try to figure out what's going on. Yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call. Then

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Speaker 1: wait what Yeah, I guess I can just tell you

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Speaker 1: that this is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you. Holy crash, Oh my god? No, yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: who set Who setting me up with this? No? No, actually, Emma,

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Speaker 1: the girl you hooked up with, say you up for

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Speaker 1: a phone prank? Are you kidding me? No? She told

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Speaker 1: me how you guys hooked up and wanted me to

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Speaker 1: scare you. Also, she said that she stopped talking to

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Speaker 1: you after you guys hooked up and she would like

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Speaker 1: to reconnect, not because she's not because you're gonna be

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Speaker 1: a papa, but she just wanted to reconnect. But it

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Speaker 1: sounds like you have a girlfriend and I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: tell her, tell her called me. I don't really have

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Speaker 1: I mean, they just started seeing something that's not that

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Speaker 1: serious to her call me. I hope they cannot. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: tell her to call you and maybe you can make

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Speaker 1: a real baby. Papa father, No stop it. The Jewels

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