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Speaker 3: Pretty good? All right, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a loaded question. I shouldn't ask you, right,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so good, so good this past year.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think bad before, but good yeah

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Speaker 1: twenty sixteen on really yeah? Yeah? Oh shit, yeah. I

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Speaker 1: need to stop asking people how are you? Give me

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Speaker 1: an answer to how you're doing. Let's get it, let's

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Speaker 1: get into it.

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Speaker 2: The news.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing, because it's like you're either doing horrible

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Speaker 4: like most people, or if you're doing well, no one

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that.

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 1: How bad are you? That's what I should ask? How

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Speaker 3: That's the worst thing going on?

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Speaker 1: What's the saddest shit? This happened recently? My hairline? Oh on,

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Speaker 1: your hairline looks spray air.

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Speaker 4: Nice to do the doopostical.

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Speaker 1: Worst thing, Brian, you were trying to ask me something,

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Speaker 1: and I apologize. I just okay, just about your hairline?

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Speaker 4: How's it look?

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 1: Jack?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Real quick? How's my hair look? Hello the Internet, and

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Speaker 1: welcome to season four to sixteen, episode four of DIRNDAILYSI guys,

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Speaker 1: Oh god are you okay? Sorry? Sorry? Real quick, wellness

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Speaker 1: check on Morse sprain my ankle. Uh. It's a production

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Speaker 1: of iHeart Radio as a podcast where you take a

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Speaker 1: deep dive into America's share consciousness. And it's Friday, November

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. It's Black Friday. The reason for the season.

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Speaker 1: You know, we've moved Thanksgiving forward and backward just to

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Speaker 1: you know, get people time to shop, the corporations time

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Speaker 1: to make that dang line go up.

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Speaker 5: I'm grateful to say eleven percent on flat screen TV.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm great. That's my name's Jack O'Brien aka

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Speaker 1: zip Ties, zip ties, so zip ties sold close to me?

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Speaker 1: That one courtesy a Smitty Werbin Jaeger mun Jensen in

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Speaker 1: reference to the Google search that undid the perfect crime

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Speaker 1: that we covered earlier in the week, when a woman

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Speaker 1: from Asian City, New Jersey, had herself zip tied and

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Speaker 1: hired a scarification expert carved Trump whore into her body

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Speaker 1: victim who gets one hundred thousand dollars to go collect

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Speaker 1: an award for being brave. Unfortunately, her accomplice had just

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Speaker 1: googled zip ties close.

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Speaker 2: To me.

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Speaker 1: And they were like oh boy, that's also you guys,

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Speaker 1: this one was most recent Google. That's right. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean that they should just have have an alarm that

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Speaker 1: goes off every time somebody searches that that's not good. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thrilled to be joined in our second seat by a

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Speaker 1: very funny comedian, actor, writer. Improvisers podcast is rebrand got

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Speaker 1: a new special coming up called a Timeless Masterpiece. He

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Speaker 1: just knows grinded into this meeting because he is our

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Speaker 1: skateboarding man on the street. It's more what's up, God,

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Speaker 1: thanks for having me, dude, Hello, mort what's up? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for being here. On to be here the

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Speaker 1: slowest news week of the year. Yeah yeah, not really risk,

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Speaker 1: that's nothing happening. Yeah, So we're thrilled to have you

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Speaker 1: here and more we're thrilled to be joined. You're in

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Speaker 1: for a treat. One of the funniest stand up comics

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Speaker 1: in the world, one of our favorite guests on this podcast,

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Speaker 1: and it's been way too long, you know. Here from

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Speaker 1: TV podcast. You can see your headlining at a theater

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Speaker 1: near you go. Check the website. Some dates coming to

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Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest Ashland Sarcasm Fest in December. I dang sarcasm. Uh,

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Speaker 1: that that'll be there. It is made the same exectveling. Yeah, please,

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Speaker 1: welcome back to the show. It's Amy Miller. What's up? Amy?

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Speaker 1: So good to have you, I know, great to have

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Speaker 1: you back. How are you? How are how's everybody planning

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Speaker 1: to spend their Black Friday?

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm gonna like, I'm gonna lie I'm gonna lie down.

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Speaker 2: to hydrate after. Don't forget to hydrate.

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Speaker 1: That's true, like some gatorade for a.

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Speaker 2: Let's try to relate to the humans on this.

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Speaker 1: I got a bad headache. Yeah, it was rough. My

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Speaker 2: You wish I would leave. I would love to see

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Speaker 2: you act in the dramatic film Jack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah too. Yeah, there's a dramatic range. Oh yeah, for sure. Amy.

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Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we're going to tell the listeners a couple of things

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Speaker 1: cover that it is the slowest news week of the year.

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Speaker 1: It was when Tiger Woods, like drunk drove into his garden.

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Speaker 1: This is your chance.

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Speaker 2: They said celebrities Jack.

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Speaker 1: That we should we should game plan something for for

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Speaker 2: That's like fun It doesn't make people hate you and

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Speaker 2: We're not getting back together. Messed it up.

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Speaker 1: And then, as if to illustrate how slow the news

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Speaker 1: we'll talk about the reality behind those stories, all of

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Speaker 1: that plenty more. But first Amy, we do like to

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Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, well, I I was looking up a picture

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Speaker 1: I'll have one Missus Doutfire please? Yeah, and then you

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Speaker 1: How do I cream pie myself? Is what I said?

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Speaker 1: And people there was a lot of complicated and confusing diagrams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, well they have seen the shining and they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretentious, their pretentious alcoholics. Yeah, we did. We did

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that spaghettios for sure are delicious. If that guy

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Speaker 2: If mister Boyardy lose.

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Speaker 2: And when we eat one of those freaks in your life,

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Speaker 1: Lisa LEFTI Lopez burnt down Andre Risin's was that? Who

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Speaker 1: did it? I feel like, yeah, she burnt down, Yeah,

439
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: like her boyfriend's mansion.

440
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Speaker 5: Feel like the closest was recently was Puffy going after

441
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Speaker 5: kit Cutti's car.

442
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, thing he ever.

443
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: Did, that's the one I won't forgive.

444
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 3: I'm waiting for Malania's freak out.

445
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Speaker 1: That is so great.

446
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 2: Christmas this year, we're not decorating.

447
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, they like because she she'll disappear sometimes,

448
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 5: That's what I'm assuming that is.

449
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: It's amazing she has him in such a like she's

450
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: in such a powerful position right now, like ever since

451
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: all the Epstein emails dropped, and it was like, not

452
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 1: only is he mentioned, he's the most mentioned, He's the

453
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Speaker 1: person whose name is the most all over these fuckers.

454
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Speaker 1: He has been dropping Like the the White House was

455
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Speaker 1: like posting just pictures of them holding hands, being like

456
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: Washington power a couple much. It's just like they they

457
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: need her so much right now, and you know she's

458
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: not happy in that marriage, like she could we could

459
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: see like a fucking I don't know, something happened here

460
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: in the coming days where she's just like, yeah, I

461
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: don't fucking need this shit. She was like this dude sucks.

462
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: Actually she tweets it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good.

463
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Speaker 2: Guys.

464
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Speaker 1: We were talking on Wednesday's Trending episode about how at

465
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Speaker 1: the White House, like Turkey Pard in media event, He

466
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: just like went into this fake conversation between him and

467
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: Milania that was like really forced. It was like when

468
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Speaker 1: somebody forces in that they have a boyfriend or girlfriend

469
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Speaker 1: so that you know they're they're just like trying to

470
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Speaker 1: let you know that. Yeah, yeah, exactly, I have people

471
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Speaker 1: in my life they love me. Because it was like related,

472
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Speaker 1: he was like, I should call these uh turkeys Nancy

473
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: and Chuck, but Malani would tell me not to do that,

474
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Speaker 1: that I have to pardon them, and I'd say darthing.

475
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Speaker 1: He like made up this fake dialogue those like you

476
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Speaker 1: guys have never talked to each No.

477
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Speaker 2: Were you guys following the story when that guy was

478
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 2: on Twitter and he had been like a former like nanny,

479
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: you done childcare for another kid at Baron's school for

480
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: many years, and then he was saying like every day

481
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 2: that she is ever at school, her like coffee cup

482
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 2: is filled with wine.

483
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: Yes, amazing. So she's a white wine drunk. So that's

484
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Speaker 1: why we haven't gotten the rant from her quite yet.

485
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: But the second she switches to red, yeah, any good

486
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Speaker 1: people inside the White House maybe uh maybe be like

487
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Speaker 1: you know what go well with that? Ham? Eleven glasses

488
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: of wine eleven glasses of red.

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Speaker 2: My very good friend currently has her child at the

490
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Speaker 2: same school as the vance's child.

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Speaker 1: Oh and so.

492
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Speaker 2: She just like sees them all the time and it's

493
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Speaker 2: really bizarre. But she's like, I can't like tell my

494
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Speaker 2: kids did not play with that kid.

495
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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, not nice. Not their fault necessarily.

496
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Speaker 2: I don't want to just casually talk to that lady

497
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: like a demon, you.

498
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Speaker 1: Know, right, yeah, but you do the child, like they

499
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,880
Speaker 1: do have the opportunity to open that child's mind. Because

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Speaker 1: I have friends whose parents.

501
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Speaker 5: My parents were really progressive, but I have friends whose

502
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,959
Speaker 5: parents were super conservative, and they ended up because like

503
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 5: we talked to them like human beings and explained him

504
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Speaker 5: how the world worked. They became like way more progressive.

505
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Speaker 2: You know.

506
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Speaker 1: You guys had like a Kami re education camp for

507
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: your friends. You're like, step in here. Yeah, my fellow comrade,

508
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: do you mind if I call you comrade in third

509
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: grade with yeah? All right, So let's get to the

510
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: non news that we'll be covering. The new six Flag

511
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: CEO kind of looks like the Six Flags guy, we do,

512
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: mean of kind of. Yeah, he's both bald and has

513
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: classes not old enough to really look like him, but

514
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: his name is John Riley, not John c Riley. And

515
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: uh yeah, they they named a new CEO. This is

516
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: slightly related to a story that I wanted to cover

517
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, where Travis Kelcey announced that

518
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: he's part of an activist investor group that is uh

519
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: investing in like bringing six Flags back. Is there any

520
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: more evidence the word activist means nothing now? Yes, exactly.

521
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: There's shit to worry about, dude. I do love that.

522
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: It's I think activists, like technically in the world of finance,

523
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: they've they've given up on it meaning anything like progressive,

524
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: and they're just like just means they want to like

525
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: fire people, hire people, and like change the leadership.

526
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, like Republican activist Ben Shapiro. You're like, no, he's

527
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 5: a hateful nerd. Yeah, stop calling him activist.

528
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: Yes, this is a cause. It's the cause is fun.

529
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. Okay, I'm team Kelsey on

530
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: this one. Start a new one. Six flags mold and broken.

531
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Speaker 2: Let's do eight flags?

532
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,479
Speaker 1: Okay, what about seven? What if we just start with seven?

533
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Speaker 2: You know you're such a small thinker, Jack, I know,

534
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Speaker 2: I don't know why you would just go right to eight.

535
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. The even number has been

536
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: working for so many years. And by working, I mean

537
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: they're in a lot of debt and thinking about declaring

538
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: bankruptcy for like the thirteenth time. I'm underwater of this

539
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: roller coaster. Baby, you know what I mean. The market

540
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: I don't understand though, like it. Why are they failing?

541
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: Like I think theme parks are like perfectly timed for

542
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: right now. They put you out into the world with

543
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: other people. They're thrilling. They are like the cure for

544
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: what ails us. They everyone's like phones have ruined all

545
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: the old stuff we used to like to do. This

546
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: is the one fun activity that phones have made way

547
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: better because now you have phones when you wait in line,

548
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: like you don't, Yes, it makes waiting in line. Waiting

549
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: in line is so much better than it was the

550
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: last time you waited in line.

551
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 2: Like I used to play cards.

552
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: We used to play brought cards with you. Oh yet

553
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: did someone have to get on all fours so you

554
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: could like put use them as your card table in

555
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: line on the ground. We used to play twenty questions,

556
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: just over and over, and by the third time my

557
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: dad was like, is this a character? From Jaws. Yes,

558
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: is it Sheriff Brody? You got it into this time?

559
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: Holy shit, it's we know it's always Richard Dreyfus Jack.

560
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: I think they're just overpriced, but it's fucked up because

561
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 2: that's like the one thing there's not a lot of

562
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: shit you can offload from an amusement park, but you

563
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: can't like resell the coaster or whatever. I also don't

564
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 2: want them to be struggling financially and then go on

565
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 2: a coaster knowing like, hey, they might be cutting some

566
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: corners with the maintenance or right.

567
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we haven't lowered the price. We've raised the

568
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: prices on cotton candy, and there's more air in the

569
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: cotton candy less candy, but we have lowered the amount

570
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: of axle grease we use on the roller coasters. We've

571
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: cut down on that. About six Flags, it was like

572
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: that it's either operating those things. It's either like a

573
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: methadict or a teen and I feel safe with neither

574
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 1: of those people. Yeah.

575
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, my ex, like the first time he met my

576
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 2: niece who's who was twelve at the time, Like we

577
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 2: were at six Flags Valo, maybe the worst one in

578
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: the country, and they got stuck on a ride for

579
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: three hours and like the burning hots and I was

580
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: just like sorry, dude, Like he wore her down over time.

581
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 2: Like they came off really liking each other.

582
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, good friends.

583
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 2: Plus side of six Flags. I'm like, Disneyland is that

584
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: they sell big beers everywhere, So by the time he

585
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: got off, I was just like, here's a jug of beer.

586
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: There's so much beer for you.

587
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a teenager like climbing up on

588
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: the tracks to like fix something god knows what, and

589
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: it was terrifying.

590
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: It's that's so crazy scary. Yeah, it's the case. It's

591
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: like the teen from the Simpsons. He's like, hell this

592
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's a sunburnt and pimply and you're like,

593
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: this is my own family life is in his hands.

594
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: I bet if you're a Carney teen that's really skilled

595
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: and good at your job, you're offended by this stereotime totally.

596
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: It's a coaster with like a paper clip, and he's

597
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: like he's a master genius.

598
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

599
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm like really in my thirties and forties like gotten

600
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: new appreciation. Like we just I went to this scheme

601
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: park Kennywood outside of Pittsburgh, which is I think its

602
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: own thing and is so fun. Like it's just I

603
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: don't know, like if you go to a good theme

604
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: park that's not Disney, because I went to Disney World

605
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: with my kids and it was like we got stuck

606
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: on rides and it's got all the same shit. It's

607
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: just like five times more expensive than any you're you're

608
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 1: just paying for the IP at those places, Like yeah,

609
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,439
Speaker 1: it's the same level of ride, maybe a little bit

610
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: safer the rides, but like I don't need, like the

611
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 1: the lack of safety is what kind of makes it fun,

612
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: you know. So like Kenny is that just owned by

613
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: a guy named Kenny that's just like a stepdad, like

614
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: a cool stepdad who's like.

615
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kenny Rogers and.

616
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,439
Speaker 1: You get to see there it's not no, it's wait,

617
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: is he dead Kenny Rogers?

618
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did quarantine, so you might have lost chat.

619
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 2: It was like the first big celebrity death like maybe

620
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: like I.

621
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 3: Don't know, April or May twenty twenty. I was devastated.

622
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 1: That's tough.

623
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 2: Yeh.

624
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 1: It's not Annie Rogers. The other good thing that you

625
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: you get to see like their misfires at like attempts

626
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: to create where it's just like a weird mascots, just

627
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: different people named Kenny.

628
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 2: I want to see some weird ip like that, like yeah,

629
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 2: like found it down amusement park.

630
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: Like would be so fun amazing. Yeah, this also the

631
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: CEO thing. I think that mascots should be recorded. There

632
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: should be a week where every company lets their mascot

633
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: be the CEO and we get to see it. So

634
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: like Tony the Guy, Tony the Tiger costume.

635
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just found out there was a Twinkies mascot.

636
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: Never knew it in my life.

637
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: All these Twinkie with cowboy stuffy. Yeah yeah, oh yeah,

638
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: we've all done for a long time. Every year I think.

639
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 2: Filled with cream.

640
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 1: That's right, cream pied himself. That's I've taken all covers.

641
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: Three holes on my back have three holes. That's bunge cake,

642
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. By the time I'm done with them,

643
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: they got three holes. I'm so sorry you far Jack.

644
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: I know that one was way too far. All right,

645
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: let's talk about the Catholic Church real quick. I got

646
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: to get a religion story and for amy and know

647
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: how much you love the Catholic Church. I don't know

648
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 1: there they've been doing stuff like that. There was an

649
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 1: event at the Vatican where Clips performed with like a

650
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: full orchestra. There's just like these little drips and drabs

651
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: of this new Pope just being like, guys, I'm cool,

652
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: I can get it, just like pulling his hatter out

653
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: of the back.

654
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,439
Speaker 3: Three trans people for dinner.

655
00:36:52,280 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, what a hero's.

656
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: Not like publicly anti, you know.

657
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,959
Speaker 2: Not something. But it's also hilarious. Can you imagine having

658
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 2: to be one of the like three mouthpieces for the

659
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 2: entire trans community with the Pope.

660
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 3: Be cool at dinner?

661
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: Okay, used as a prop for them to be like, hey,

662
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: we don't hate you that much exactly.

663
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 2: But then if one of those people was just like

664
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 2: super fucking annoying you know, yes, you know trans.

665
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: Thinking of we're thinking of acknowledging your personhood. I know

666
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: it sounds crazy.

667
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: Person's just chewing with her mouth open.

668
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Yeah, like you has got any

669
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets?

670
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: You have any ketchup for this spaghetti.

671
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. All right, we're gonna watch a little clip

672
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: of this. It's basically they use the Pope as like

673
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 1: the build up to the drop. Mmm, he like gives

674
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 1: a weird little blessing.

675
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 2: The Son and the Holy Spirit will come upon you

676
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: and remain with you always.

677
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: He like gives a big lung blessing and then goes, amen, Amen, Amen.

678
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: It worked on Catholic again, how you guys are at?

679
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: But that did it? Has this ever? Has this ever worked?

680
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: Like trying to meet the people where they are by

681
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: being like, we're actually kind of cool and here's here's

682
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: our leader, the mouthpiece of God blown up five hundred

683
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: times his size to look like snoke and then just

684
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: like opening a rave is like it is the best attack,

685
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: Like it's better than a cool youth minister, like putting

686
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: his hat on backwards and yeah, like taking out his

687
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: acoustic guitar, being like, I got a song about a

688
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,240
Speaker 1: guy who is a little punk rock that clips album

689
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: is legitimately so good, it's wild. Yeah, but do we

690
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: feel like this is gonna work? Are you guys Catholic? Now?

691
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: Are you interested?

692
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 5: I could feel our nation changing and becoming more and

693
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 5: more hippid Catholic.

694
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 2: He needs to do like a full just Campbell soup level,

695
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: just like this company sucks right.

696
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: Some audio where he's like, these guys are fucking idiots,

697
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: but they're all child resters.

698
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: Like until he really acknowledges the place he works, I don't.

699
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna trust him. I'm never gonna think the

700
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: Pope is cool unless he's like, we got a couple

701
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: of things to fix around.

702
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: Here, right, Yeah, he needs to snowboard into masks. Then

703
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: I'll start listening. That's I think you were saying a

704
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: slightly different thing than a Jamie's saying, like more substantive

705
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: changes to the ideology snowboarding. I'm saying snowboarding. I think

706
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: that would imply all the changes that we need.

707
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 2: Just do a kickflip.

708
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like they are marshaling all the powers

709
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: at their fingers, Like they're like, all right, we're gonna

710
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: do this in front of a grand cathedral and just

711
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: have the Pope giant behind us.

712
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 2: This is a weird thing that kind of happens, Like, uh,

713
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 2: Like I've been to these like cathedral shows, like in

714
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 2: Mexico and then in some like parts of France where

715
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: it'll just be like, hey, stand in this courtyard of

716
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 2: this beautiful cathedral and then they'll be like a light

717
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: and DJ show and that's like you know, and a

718
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 2: bunch of tourist groups go on it and it's like,

719
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,439
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think this is the best

720
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 2: way to showcase this architecture, right yeah, And then and

721
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 2: then they think it's going to turn into a party

722
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 2: and it doesn't. It's just a bunch of people staring

723
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: and it's very bizarre. This has happened for a while,

724
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 2: but like, I don't know if the Pope usually is there.

725
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,319
Speaker 1: The Pope is usually like weird dropping bars on top

726
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: of it. Let me just lace the track real quick. Well,

727
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: And in Saint Louis there was an abandoned church that

728
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: since burned down, but they speaking of may you would

729
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: have loved this. They put a serious vert ramp in

730
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: there and basically a skate park in this like beautiful

731
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: abandoned church and it was really Yeah, the instagram is amazing.

732
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: I figure what it was called, but it has since

733
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: burned down, but it's like maybe very proud to be

734
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: from Saint Louis finally, and you would have loved this.

735
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: I think I remember you saying something about how it

736
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: would help if the Pope would snowboard into a cathedral.

737
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: I think that was your pointing this for years. Yeah,

738
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: they could also sell all those priceless works of art

739
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: and give the money to the poor. That'd be kind

740
00:41:54,680 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: of chill. Like the last pope was like I think

741
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: we should be like more about poor people and that

742
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: sort of thing, and this one's like we're about E

743
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: D M and dance parties. Uh, and he wants to fuck.

744
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 3: I think he does.

745
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 2: I do feel like he's had sex, Like, am I crazy?

746
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: I don't think so seems you got to ask God,

747
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, he doesn't know.

748
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: As Yeah those guys fu dude, it's.

749
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: From Chicago because he's also fun drunk at noon, he

750
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: beat up a he beat up a Cubs fan, And

751
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.

752
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: We'll talk Black Friday. We'll be right back, and we're back.

753
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: So we're gonna talk about Black Friday, which I think

754
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people associate with Mayhem. Scariest

755
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: time of year. Yeah, yeah, can't even got kids to

756
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: fucking tickle me elmo. Yeah, or like disembowel this guy

757
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: for tickle me elma, you know what I mean. But

758
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: the sales have kind of they've changed. They're now like

759
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: migrating into October, but the day is still being covered,

760
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 1: Like there's a story in the sun Friday Frenzy inside

761
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,479
Speaker 1: worst Black Friday violence, from Walmart worker trampled to death

762
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,280
Speaker 1: to shooting at Toys r us five times Black Friday

763
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: shopping matess turned violent, even deadly. Black Friday's most gruesome

764
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 1: injuries and deaths through the years. These are that was

765
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: the headline in the New York Post, like top five

766
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,439
Speaker 1: most gruesome injuries and deaths on Black Friday. Dude, there's

767
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 1: a website that tracks every single Black Friday death and injury,

768
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: the most recent death being twenty twenty one. Because I

769
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 1: think people are staying home, but it's also have you

770
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: guys seen the movie Thanksgiving, the Eli Roth movie. It's

771
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: like an entertaining slasher movie that opens There was a

772
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: Bruce Campbell movie called Black Friday that I didn't see,

773
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: but Eli Ross Thanksgiving starts with a scene that is

774
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 1: said in a Walmart esque store on Black Friday, and

775
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: basically people just get just destroyed. Like someone's head gets

776
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: like the top of their head gets ripped off. It's

777
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: just like everybody tramples each other. Someone gets like destroyed,

778
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 1: like multiple people die. It's very It is what will

779
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: always be in my head when I think of Black

780
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: Friday from this point on, Like they did a good

781
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: job of capturing what I think we all think of

782
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 1: when we think of Black Friday because we've seen the

783
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: local news stories. However, there's some problems with this. First

784
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: of all, it's like very classist. Research has shown that

785
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: the majority of Black Friday shoppers are people who are

786
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: low income people looking for deals because they're struggling, which

787
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: makes sense. Yeah, they're as Brian put a Campbell soup buyers,

788
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying. But it's also like

789
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: wildly overblown. Most Black Friday violins. Yeah, usually it doesn't

790
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: have anything to do with Black Friday. It's just anytime

791
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: someone gets hurt in or near a retail location on

792
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 1: Black Friday, they turn it into a story like this.

793
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: They're like all these examples when you look back at

794
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: the stories where like they don't report on the truth

795
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: of it day, Like there was a story at like

796
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: a Colorado mall where like these two teenage girls were

797
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 1: fighting and they were like they were fighting over these

798
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: like this buckle store and they were just like they

799
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: hated There were two people who went to the same

800
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: high school who hated each other and like started fighting.

801
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: There's also like a Toys r Us shooting that it

802
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: turns out like happened to the parking lot and it

803
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: wasn't even on Black Friday and it was gang Really

804
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 1: that's just a standard American shootings. Yeah, that's just a

805
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: straight up normal American shoot I.

806
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 2: Feel like we grew up with just like like in

807
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: the East Bay, there's like the fighting mall and then yeah, exactly,

808
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 2: but it's also like the fun mall a lot of

809
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 2: the times. So yeah, like, yeah, that's where you want

810
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: to hang out because there's this more other teens. You know,

811
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 2: you might meet a boy or whatever. And then there

812
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,880
Speaker 2: was like the safe, boring mall where you won't get shot,

813
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 2: but also everything's more expensive.

814
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: Oddly you might get shot by it, but it's by

815
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: the private security company that they've hired. It's just normal

816
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: ex masade agents.

817
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 2: I mean, what movie it makes me. I feel like

818
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 2: it gave us jingle all the way.

819
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: Right now exactly really.

820
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 2: Think about it.

821
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and that's.

822
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: You know, I mean that Beef wasn't only about the doll.

823
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 2: That's you know, Sinbad. They're both just trying to do

824
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 2: the best for their families and sin has been treated

825
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: poorly by the United States Postal Service.

826
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: No, not the US Postal Service. I will say Eli Roth,

827
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: by the way, the director of Thanksgiving, not always great

828
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: at knowing how to tell the truth of between propaganda

829
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: and reality. He's like one of the most outrage staunch

830
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: pro Israel voices in the world. He said, Greta Thunberg

831
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: should be eaten by cannibals for trying to deliver aid

832
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: into Gaza.

833
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 5: So there's so many of these And same with that

834
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 5: kind of filmmaking, which can be fun, but it's like

835
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 5: so unsubtle. It's like people who were and not you know,

836
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 5: I'm not I don't hate professional wrestling, but there are

837
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 5: people who've like adopted that worldview of like a seven

838
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 5: year old you know, it's like extremely black and white.

839
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 5: I feel like those people are very likely to fall

840
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 5: for propaganda and strong man shit.

841
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean, he is one of the key filmmakers behind

842
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: the torture porn trend. That is like, if you look

843
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: at it in history, was around the time that America

844
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: started torturing people. And he's like, hey, that's a good

845
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: idea for a movie. Yeah, it relates to this story too,

846
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: because it's like the those basically the media has kind of.

847
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 5: Turned into like a modern version of rotten dot com

848
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,720
Speaker 5: if you remember those websites. Yeah, this is like faces

849
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 5: of Death stuff. It's but it's just like it's totally normalized.

850
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: It's real weird. Yeah, we need our bloodlust. He claimed.

851
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 1: The theme of his movie was the commercialization of Christmas

852
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 1: and the hypocrisy of Thanksgiving, when Americans go from giving

853
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: thanks to trampling someone to death for a waffle iron.

854
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: And it's like, all right, that's on one way to

855
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: interpret this the big story that I think everybody remembers.

856
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 2: They're not even expensive.

857
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 1: I know, I know, that's what I'm saying. Guys don't

858
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 1: trample each other to death for a waffle iron. They're

859
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: not that much. One of the few clear cut examples

860
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: of like black Friday leading to a death, there was

861
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: a Walmart employee who was trampled to death by a

862
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: crowd after opening the stores doors, like back in two

863
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,800
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. And this is the scene that seemed

864
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 1: to like directly inspire Thanksgiving. But some people might argue

865
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: that the unruly crowd was part of Walmart's plan to

866
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: create a spectacle and generate publicity for their deals and

867
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: like that. This is like I think there's like you

868
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: guys are saying there's always violence in malls and like

869
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: retail locations every other day of the year, and that

870
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: shit just like the mainstream media and retailers just agree

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Speaker 1: not to report it because they're like, you know, that's

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Speaker 1: bad for business, But this is the one day of

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Speaker 1: the year where they're like we can actually say what's

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Speaker 1: actually going on. And in fact, like the violence is

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Speaker 1: like good. It makes it seem like our deals are crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's like the I'm crazy Eddy, I'm slashing prices. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's also like we don't we don't pay you

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Speaker 1: a money when you work, and we hypnotize your children

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Speaker 1: with billion dollar advertising, so you're required to get the stuff,

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Speaker 1: and then when you are like clumsy about it, then

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Speaker 1: we sort of make fun of you and exploit you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah yeah. They basically like fostered the

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Speaker 1: mob because they wanted to like create this sense of like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. And then it also for the people

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Speaker 1: who are actually there, not just with the media specta,

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Speaker 1: but for the people who are there, like everybody's making

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Speaker 1: impulse buys, so it's it's how they would ideally like

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Speaker 1: us to shop like supermarket sweep styles, just like we

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Speaker 1: let you in for fifteen minutes and you have to

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Speaker 1: get everything you can possibly get. But a lot of

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Speaker 1: people have said that the Walmart thing was a textbook

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Speaker 1: case of horrible like negligent crowd control. Like there are

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Speaker 1: ways to like, when you know there's going to be

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Speaker 1: a crowd, you have security present, you have like safety

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Speaker 1: barriers in place. They didn't have any of that shit,

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Speaker 1: even though they were specifically like trying to rereate this

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Speaker 1: atmosphere of like frenzied shopping. Yeah, they had a guy

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Speaker 1: on a megaphone going like go ape ship had like

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Speaker 1: an airport and that's.

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Speaker 2: What the greeters do.

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Speaker 1: Look to your left.

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Speaker 2: Well. Also, they didn't have like medics on him or whatever,

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Speaker 2: like anyway like save him, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Nah, they're just like where's where.

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Speaker 2: Add to the chaos? I mean they should have ambulances

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Speaker 2: like parked outside the lights on. That's right, like when

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Speaker 2: you're going into a crazy concert or whatever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, feels so good, you'll be badly injured.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The Occupational Safety and Health Review Commission find Walmart

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Speaker 1: for the incident, pointing out that the retailer failed to

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Speaker 1: take steps that could have saved his life, that the

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Speaker 1: employee was exposed to a physical hazard that Walmart was

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Speaker 1: aware of from previous Black Friday events, and Walmart spent

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Speaker 1: more than two million dollars to try to overturn the

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Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars. Fine, God, not on like making sure

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Speaker 1: it never happened again, to try and like make it

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Speaker 1: so that they could be like, wasn't our fault? Which

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Speaker 1: is wild. So yeah, the moral of the story is

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Speaker 1: like corporations treat their blue collar employees like shit, and

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00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: we'll spend millions of dollars rather than admit that they

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Speaker 1: do that. And then the moral that the US mass

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Speaker 1: media took is like blue collar people are basically zombies,

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Speaker 1: Like the fucking kill each other for a fucking waffle arm. Dude,

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Speaker 1: they're crazy, Campbell, that's right, just pelting them with Campbell's

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Speaker 1: soup cans. Amy as always such a pleasure having you

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Speaker 1: on the.

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Speaker 3: Daily seeing here.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you see all that

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Speaker 1: good stuff?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Follow me at Amy Miller Comedy on Instagram and

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Speaker 2: everything pretty much. I'm heavy into threads now since you

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Speaker 2: last saw me. Oh, I'm a thread stir, I'm big. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so follow me there. I've only been mildly canceled once

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Speaker 2: for a thread. Okay, d'angelo's coum gutters. I shouldn't even

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Speaker 2: say it. They were so mad at me. Everybody was

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Speaker 2: so mad.

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Speaker 1: Are they so mad? Was it like right after he passed?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was like, you know all I mean

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Speaker 3: that's a.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was well, he was hot. All right. Wait, okay,

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Speaker 1: so if you're gonna like make a statue and tribute

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Speaker 1: to him, will he not have amazing cum gutters and

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Speaker 1: you're just gonna like not.

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Speaker 2: Have to vote on this statue be involved in anyway.

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Speaker 2: But I also said voice of an Angel, I loved

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Speaker 2: you anyway. Follow me there on threads and then I'll

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Speaker 2: be in Seattle at the end of January, and I

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Speaker 2: have tour dates at Amy Miller Comedy.

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Speaker 1: Dot com Go check them out. Amy. Is there a

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Speaker 1: work Amedia that you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, Oh, I mean it's a thread, you know what? Really?

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Speaker 2: When it's when it started to take off for me?

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Speaker 2: Maybe my favorite tweeter of all time that I know

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Speaker 2: and love as a personal friend. Solomon Georgio joined. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so it's a it's a Solomon post nice and it's

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Speaker 2: been Hayden cowardly Lion since the Wizard of Oz, acting

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Speaker 2: all shy and afraid but still managed to roll or

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Speaker 2: curl your hair before step.

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Speaker 1: I was just talking about how beautiful his hair is

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Speaker 1: and that like two days ago. Yes, so gorgeous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go with the.

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Speaker 2: Red bow and again old choice. That's not a cowardly choice.

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Speaker 1: No, cowardly lion, and then just serving kunt I think

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Speaker 1: he is the source of the second Lions, or we

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Speaker 1: got it up.

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Speaker 2: That's so good. No, it's like a friend that you

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Speaker 2: know is struggling and they come out like way too

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Speaker 2: overdressed for the occasion, like they're just meeting up meta

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Speaker 2: bar or whatever, and then you're like, oh, you look

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Speaker 2: amazing and they're like no, like, don't bring it up.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't. I look like fucking shit. I

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Speaker 1: look like No, you're strong, you know you're how strong

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Speaker 1: you are?

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Speaker 2: More?

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Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Is there a workimedia you've

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Speaker 1: been enjoying?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, follow me at mort Burke. Been posting sketches and

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00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 5: stuff on Instagram with my buddies. A Mendos that's fun here.

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Speaker 5: This is this media thing involves the story. I want

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Speaker 5: to go to listen, lads, that's my Yeah, that's my

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Speaker 5: morning DJ voice.

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Speaker 1: So okay. My friend and I used to just text

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Speaker 1: each other funny tweets, and I don't remember who tweeted this,

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Speaker 1: so I need to know. I texted my friend this tweet,

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Speaker 1: just thought it was a funny tweet getting my dick

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Speaker 1: sucked at this webinars, Like, that's a great tweet. But

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Speaker 1: I asked and only texted that to my mom. No,

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Speaker 1: And my mom texted me back. Who's she's like? She

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Speaker 1: was an elementary school teacher. She's always like, I'm not funny.

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Speaker 1: She texted me back, Well, we've all been there.

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Speaker 2: WHOA nice?

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Speaker 1: I did? My mom's killing it. That's really good.

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Speaker 2: I think she might have been my teacher that showed

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Speaker 2: me missus douk.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Check what's in the mug? Mark check what's

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00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: in the mug? All right? You can find me on

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Speaker 1: Twitter at jack Undersquirrel Brian and on Blue Sky at

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Speaker 1: jack Obe the number one. Not on threads, but maybe

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Speaker 1: I should get over there. Probably it's over there. People

1001
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 1: are living it up. Huh.

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Speaker 2: It's fun It's really wild because you get a lot

1003
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,240
Speaker 2: of input from strangers, like way more than ever happened

1004
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 2: on Twitter.

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00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 1: Wow, crazy, that's what I That's what I'm in it

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Speaker 1: for from strangers who don't like me.

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00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: Excited, but they'll hate you for reasons that they made

1008
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 2: up because they have no context for you.

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Speaker 1: Right, you're actually getting sort of like a refreshing new view.

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00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 3: From me me, they don't know me.

1011
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: This is what I should be insecure about now, not

1012
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 1: the other stuff that people have been saying about me before.

1013
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: I get a whole new vibe people find off putting

1014
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 1: in a way that I wasn't even prepared for. I

1015
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: like to tweet by The Onion an article by The

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Speaker 1: Onion that says man who thought Fleetwood Max the chain

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Speaker 1: was over in for the thrill of his fucking life.

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Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter and Blue Sky at

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00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. You

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Speaker 1: can go to the description of this episode wherever you're

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00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: listening to it, and they're at the bottom you will

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Speaker 1: find the footnotes, which is where we link off to

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Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, and

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Speaker 1: we also link off to a song that we think

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Speaker 1: you might enjoy. With Miles out, we like to ask

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Speaker 1: Brian the editor, Brian, is there a song that you

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00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: think that people might enjoy? Damn it? Jack?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, don't you know it's incredibly dangerous to disturb

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Speaker 4: someone when they're in a jazz hole.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you have been in a little that. I've

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00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: been getting some very smooth vibes every time we enter.

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Speaker 1: Brian likes to have some music going whenever we enter

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Speaker 1: the recording, and it's been nice. Wee in a jazz

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Speaker 1: hole sign on the door handles.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so call me Chris Nolan because I'm about to

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Speaker 4: take you on an odyssey.

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Speaker 1: Oh what if Chris Nolan was also about to take

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Speaker 1: us on a jazz office? What if they're scatting in this? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, he'd have to put a black person in a

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Speaker 2: movie if.

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Speaker 1: He did so.

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Speaker 4: This is Freakadelic by Jeff Parker ETA for the Vinyl.

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00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: Yes albums called The Way Out of Easy and It's

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Speaker 1: got everything Jack.

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00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 4: It's got Jeff Parker on guitar, it's got j Bella

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Speaker 4: Rose on drums, it's got Josh Johnson not the comedian

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00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 4: and former guests on saxophone and Anna Butter's on bass

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Speaker 4: and they just make it up.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. They're just making it up. So that's the

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Speaker 1: thing about jazz that I heard, but I never believed it.

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Speaker 1: They're just making it up. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Well,

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Speaker 1: so the song will be linked in the footnotes. Is

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Speaker 1: that grimy? Yep? Yep? All right, well, thank you, Brian.

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Speaker 1: The Daily Zeiickest is a production of iHeartRadio. For more

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Speaker 1: podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeartRadio w ap

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna do it for us. This morning. We are

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Speaker 1: back on Monday morning with the third episode in our

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Speaker 1: icon series, The Iconograph. This one's about Miss Piggy. It's

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00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: got Jamie loftus. It's a super fun time. That is

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01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: the correct uh pronunciation of haya. Here's better. I got

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Speaker 1: an hour of Muppet impressions. Oh hell yeah. Until then

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Speaker 1: your weekend, you're staying miller. We'll talk to y'all on

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Speaker 1: Monday morning. Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: The Daily zeit Geist is executive produced by Catherine Long.

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Speaker 1: Co produced by Bye Wayne, co produced by Victor Wright,

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Speaker 1: co written by J. M McNabb.

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Speaker 4: And edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries