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Speaker 1: All right, Jay, it is time for one of our

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Speaker 1: favorite segments, comedy roulette. Yeah, please do.

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Speaker 2: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian, I'm

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Speaker 2: a comedian, and Steve's a comedian. Because we're all four comedians.

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Speaker 2: Since you have four comedians on the show, we take

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Speaker 2: full steps, put them on a wheel where we land.

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Speaker 2: We make it funny.

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Speaker 1: Why do we do that, Jay, Because.

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Speaker 2: Because Juniors comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian.

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Speaker 1: You who are they?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: It's you Jay, Tommy and let's go no, because you're

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Speaker 1: taking fun out of it. Here we go. Uh. The

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Speaker 1: number one things people say who've been in jail a

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Speaker 1: long time. Oh, that's a nice one. Okay, get this one, guys.

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Speaker 1: Directions that black people give you all.

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Speaker 3: Right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not getting

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Speaker 3: a lot of sex all day for.

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Speaker 1: Hour you want. Some people say, who don't have cable.

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Speaker 1: That's another good one, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, it spun it.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is unusual. It's stopped on directions that black

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Speaker 1: people give you.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, black people give different directions.

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Speaker 1: Huh, what do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Jay?

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Speaker 2: Here we go. Okay, what you want to do is

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Speaker 2: do you know where the Baptist church used to be.

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Speaker 2: You don't know where it used to be. You're not

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Speaker 2: gonna find it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, direction, I know a lot about this because I

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Speaker 5: am black, so I do have I do know some

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Speaker 5: directions that black men give. This is also a direction

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Speaker 5: when you back it up. Come on, come on, come on,

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Speaker 5: come on back, come on back, come on.

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Speaker 2: You come on, old Union. You got it on this side.

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Speaker 1: You got it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, Hold what you got that's what you're

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Speaker 4: looking for right there, that's the whole what you got

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Speaker 4: direction people give. Now, Look, this is what you want

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Speaker 4: to do. Now, you want to go down here to

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Speaker 4: the second stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there,

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Speaker 4: Go down to the next block. I don't know what

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Speaker 4: street that is, but go down to the next block.

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Speaker 4: It's a store there. Go in that store and ask

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Speaker 4: for Lucky, and Lucky know how to get a come

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Speaker 4: on all right is right out there across from earl' neil.

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Speaker 4: That's what black people say.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, directions that black people give you. Jay,

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Speaker 1: we're different with.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna go down a bit ways and you're

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Speaker 2: gonna see an old man sitting on the porch. If

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Speaker 2: he ain't on the porch. You just keep driving, or

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Speaker 2: wait till he come out, and then you make the left.

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Speaker 2: Right there, you can't miss it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right that.

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Speaker 5: There is a direction that black people give you. What

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Speaker 5: you mean, you don't know where we're at. We at

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Speaker 5: the same place where Lyddy.

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Speaker 4: Was shot right there. How come you home with him?

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Speaker 4: You've been with Liddy got shot?

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Speaker 1: I was there, Keith down.

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Speaker 5: Was there with the exact same spot with they got shot.

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Speaker 4: My gosh, this is what you want to do. Take

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Speaker 4: this road, this row it, Take this row it, this

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Speaker 4: row it, take this row it. You go down this road.

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Speaker 4: Now this here is is uh asphalt. Now wait till

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Speaker 4: you see a dirt road. You see a dirt road,

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Speaker 4: that way, you make your right. You are to see

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Speaker 4: the house coming up on the right side. If you

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Speaker 4: go further than that, you might see a klan raddy.

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Speaker 4: That means you went too far. You might want to

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Speaker 4: back it up. You might want to back it up.

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Speaker 4: Directions and black people get here, make a left. When

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Speaker 4: you get down there and see the big black tree

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Speaker 4: that got the squirrels in it, and you got to

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Speaker 4: be looking.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he go here, go right here?

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Speaker 2: You how much gas you got in your car, because

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Speaker 2: you ain't gonna make it on half a tank. You're

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Speaker 2: gonna need to have a whole full tank of gas

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Speaker 2: to get what.

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Speaker 1: I got it.

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Speaker 5: All right, these are directions that black people give you. Okay,

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Speaker 5: you're coming to the fan reunion. Okay, follow the north

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Speaker 5: Star till they're running the Cheryl House. What just follow

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Speaker 5: the north Star till they run into Hryl House.

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Speaker 1: The directions that black people, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 4: All right, you're trying to get to the convention center.

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Speaker 4: That's where you're trying to go. Let me tell you

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Speaker 4: what you need to do. I can't get you there,

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Speaker 4: but I can get you there for them. Do what

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Speaker 4: I need you to do. Take Maine, get your Maine.

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Speaker 4: If you go down Maine uh uh, second Street, I

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Speaker 4: think Commerce Commerce. And it's a girl named Glitter. That's

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Speaker 4: the prostitute right there on the car. Glitta. Get Glitter

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Speaker 4: in that car, and Glita know how to get you

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Speaker 4: to that convention.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Glitter?

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Speaker 4: All right? Direction, all right, you go all the way

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Speaker 4: down now to you'll see black people no more. Then

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Speaker 4: come back two blocks.

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Speaker 1: That's it, people, all right? Coming up more of the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show,