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Speaker 1: It's another jubel. Tell me I'm hello. Hey, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Tim. This is hey Tim. My name is Colby.

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Speaker 1: We don't know each other, but I recently started dating

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Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend Amy. Uh huh, I just uh, I

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Speaker 1: thought i'd give you a call kind of Oh. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: I know it's awkward, but how long do you? Guys

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Speaker 1: dated for a few years, right, I mean she didn't

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Speaker 1: give me all the details, but yeah, we did it

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Speaker 1: for a while. Why all right, Well, she told me

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Speaker 1: that I should call you and ask you for any

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Speaker 1: tips that I could get on how to date her.

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Speaker 1: She told you to call me. Yeah. When I say date,

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Speaker 1: I mean date as in the bedroom. Are you just

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Speaker 1: doing this to mess with me? To be No, I

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Speaker 1: promise I'm not, Like seriously, I just she asked me

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Speaker 1: to call you and get some advice. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: would think it would be a compliment. I'm really not

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Speaker 1: trying to be a jerk. I know it's a weird conversation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's messed up. Man. Well, I'm just in a tough

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Speaker 1: spot because I started dating her after you and you

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Speaker 1: were clearly way better in that department than I am.

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Speaker 1: And you know, like we're adults here. I didn't work

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Speaker 1: out with you, guys, I understand that, but at least

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Speaker 1: maybe I could get some advice from you on how

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Speaker 1: to please her better. This is weird, right, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: You're clearly uncomfortable by this conversation. Yeah, it's a little

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Speaker 1: I mean out of nowhere, and you know, thinking about

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Speaker 1: her and then you know she's already dating somebody. It's

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Speaker 1: just a little. Yeah, it's a little I mean, no

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Speaker 1: matter what, she moved on and she's with me now,

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Speaker 1: and you, being the swordsman that you are, that's what

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Speaker 1: she called you, the swordsman. She asked me to call

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Speaker 1: you and get some advice. No, man, that's weird. No,

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Speaker 1: think about it this way. You are like the Michael Jordan, right,

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Speaker 1: and I just came in to take over the team

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Speaker 1: that you were leading. I'm asking for some help here,

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Speaker 1: like you're my mentor, you know, like I'm teach me

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Speaker 1: how to please your ex girlfriend. No, man, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is not something that you should not make this call.

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Speaker 1: This is not something that has talked about. I bowed

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Speaker 1: down to you. Oh great swordsmel teach me your ways.

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Speaker 1: The flattery is not going to help this at all.

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Speaker 1: What can I do? I'm trying to be nice to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm dude, you are nice and I wish you the

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Speaker 1: best of luck with her, man, but this is not

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Speaker 1: something that I'm just gonna like describe over the phone

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Speaker 1: with you one. Come on, dude, No, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: not no, man, don't call me, don't ask. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to. All I want to do. All I want

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Speaker 1: to do is make her climax. And you are being

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Speaker 1: a jerk. Are you crying? I'm a little upset. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Then you gotta go handle this on your

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Speaker 1: own man, with her, not me. Don't come crying to me. Literally,

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Speaker 1: how did you do it? How did you do it?

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Speaker 1: You're a swordsman, dude, I know. Man. It's not easy,

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Speaker 1: and I am easy. It's not easy, man, it's not

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Speaker 1: And she's a complicated beast that one. Dude. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: figure it out, okay, you are? We all Look, we

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Speaker 1: all come up with like challenges like this, and relationships

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Speaker 1: have challenges, and some are like this, some are yeah,

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Speaker 1: you never you never had this problem. You're other problems.

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Speaker 1: You're so hip, wasn't perfect? You're the swordsman, You're him?

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Speaker 1: Stop stop. You're m dude. You've been really nice, because

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Speaker 1: I think most guys, if I would have called and

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Speaker 1: opened up like this about their ex girlfriend, would have

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Speaker 1: been incredibly mad. And you're no wonder. She talks about

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Speaker 1: you so fondly. You're a nice man. Thanks, But that's it,

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Speaker 1: all right. You're gonna figure it on your own, and

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Speaker 1: you guys will do whatever. You two gonna do whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I also, I need to just tell

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Speaker 1: you one thing if I could. Yeah, this is actually

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. I'm sorry, I don't understand. Say

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Speaker 1: that again. This is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you your roommate Chris

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Speaker 1: set you up? Who did Chris? Chris? Yeah, he says

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Speaker 1: you recently. Yeah, he says your girlfriend recently broke up

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Speaker 1: with you and you needed a little cheering up. You

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Speaker 1: guys called me the swordsman. Yeah, because you are the thing.

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Speaker 1: Teach me your ways. Teach me your ways. I'd say

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Speaker 1: thank you, but not really. Um, wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewel funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: On Moving ninety two point five,