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Speaker 1: All right, so Steve, this is from Quinn in Norfolk.

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Speaker 1: Quinn says, I was sitting in my car smoking weed

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Speaker 1: with a guy from work. My husband found a small

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Speaker 1: part of the joint in my car that evening after

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Speaker 1: he filled up my tank for me. He told me

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Speaker 1: that he found the weed in my car, and he

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Speaker 1: was very upset with our teenage son after assuming it

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Speaker 1: was our son's weed. He yelled at our son, but

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Speaker 1: he kept denying it that it was his. He kept

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Speaker 1: denying that it was his, And I can't allow my

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Speaker 1: son to be punished for my mistake. How do I

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Speaker 1: tell my husband that I picked up a new habit

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Speaker 1: at the age of forty five.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. How stupid is your husband?

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Speaker 2: Your wife smoked weed. You can't smell it in her clothes.

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Speaker 2: She in the car, her body at work smoking weed

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Speaker 2: with a dude. Now, I don't know where you think

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Speaker 2: this weed smoking going, But he is low to weed smoking.

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Speaker 2: But you in the car smoking weed, and the people

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Speaker 2: at your job don't know it, and you'll husband don't

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Speaker 2: know it. But now when you tell it, here's a

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Speaker 2: strong suggestion you leave the part out about you was

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Speaker 2: in the car with your male co worker smoking weed.

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Speaker 2: I strongly suggest you leave that part out, because I

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Speaker 2: can promise you it ain't finna be about to weed.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's just a suggestion. And you can't let

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Speaker 2: your son take the hit for this tuck. You gotta

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Speaker 2: say it. Well, but she gotta go straighten that out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how is she going to do that?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 1: Because he's here already, listen to me, it wasn't him.

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Speaker 2: I was smoking weed in the car. He can't whip you,

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Speaker 2: he can't put your own punishment. Just tell him I

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Speaker 2: was smoking weed in the car. Is having long hands?

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Speaker 2: Then I smoked weed? Then tell him you gotta plug

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Speaker 2: and give him the number. Did you?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 2: You card? But you know what I'm saying, Oh smoke

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Speaker 2: weed and everybody, no do? I got all right?

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Speaker 1: So we have time for another one. This one's from

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Speaker 1: Lawrence and Dothan. Laurence says, I consider myself a decent

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Speaker 1: looking man, but I lost my girlfriend to a guy

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Speaker 1: with the receding hairline and a big stomach. He looked

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Speaker 1: like he looks like he's in the sixties, and he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a great job or a nice car. I'm

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Speaker 1: the total package. And I can get another woman today

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Speaker 1: if I wanted one, But I want her. I want

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend back, and I don't know why she left

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Speaker 1: me for that guy. All she told me is that

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Speaker 1: we're not compatible. How can a man do that to

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Speaker 1: another man? Should I check him or not? He?

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Speaker 2: First of all, you need to we need to go

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Speaker 2: back read the opening statement you said.

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Speaker 1: Should Okay, I consider myself a decent looking man, but

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Speaker 1: I stop right there.

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Speaker 2: Stop right there. You need to phrase a up of facts.

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Speaker 2: What you not as good looking as you think you are?

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Speaker 2: See you gave yourself you said, I consider myself a

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Speaker 2: decent looking man. Decent, decent, ain't no description of nobody?

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Speaker 2: Hey man, how she looks? She decent? What now? I'm

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Speaker 2: not where we could? I don't want I don't want decent?

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Speaker 2: Hey man, can you cook? Can you fried chicken? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It's decent, decent? Don't nobody want? No damn decent ass

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Speaker 2: fried chicken. Decent is not an adequate word to describe nothing.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, we're gonna go on the road trip. You

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Speaker 2: know how you can? You drive good? I'm decent, decent.

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Speaker 2: We're definitely going hear it? You kill my ass in

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Speaker 2: his car decent you get on the ass plane. You

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Speaker 2: asked a problem, sir, how long have you been flying? Well,

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Speaker 2: I'm decent, decent, I'm finna get off this damn plane.

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Speaker 2: Decent is not a good way to describe anything you said.

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Speaker 2: Ad you a decent looking man, Let's just start with

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Speaker 2: you probably ain't even que You probably ain't even good

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Speaker 2: looking at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, Steve should have just gone.

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Speaker 2: Now, this man that you date, that's got a receiving

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Speaker 2: headline and a big stomach? Yeah, yeah, what's his initials

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Speaker 2: to his name?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Because if you tell me it's K S, then I

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Speaker 2: know what's got stomach jr.

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Speaker 1: We'll have more of the don't.

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Speaker 2: Pay a time. I'm just asking who what the initials were?

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