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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents fifteen minute Morning Showing Show podcast. I'm here

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Speaker 1: with Danielle. You're scary. What about there's Scotty b Gandhi's

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Speaker 1: missing and her special against Kimberly Kim Kim Kim is here. Look,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so cool. I love it. She

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Speaker 1: could be charging for that, but she's just giving it away.

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Speaker 1: Ye know, she does charge on her website. Kind of

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Speaker 1: rude to say a woman is just giving it away.

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Speaker 1: She's just giving it away anyway. Um, so what says?

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Speaker 1: Kim Kim was at the old studio, but when she

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Speaker 1: walked in, we asked her what she thought of this DUDEO.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I mean, what what's wrong? It's syl like,

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Speaker 1: there's no there's no fingle dangle, there's no razzle dazzle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they don't razzle dazzle about street a little bit of

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Speaker 1: razzle dazzle. Yeah, we missed the razzle dazzle district. I

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Speaker 1: feel like we're going to grow into the place. I mean, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to run that. There's all these buttons. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who decided to show up for the podcast? Now? Can

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Speaker 1: you hear me. I said, we're gonna grow it. I

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Speaker 1: think we're gonna go into the place. It's only been

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Speaker 1: a week, so I feel like as time goes on,

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Speaker 1: they don't allow razzle dazzle. You know we have rules.

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Speaker 1: I mean they do. They have a style guide for

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Speaker 1: what you can and cannot have on your desk. Here downtown,

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Speaker 1: you could have a a body dead body splayed across

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Speaker 1: your desk. I brought in some flair today. Let's see

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Speaker 1: how long it lasts? Where is it on my desk?

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Speaker 1: Some razzle dazzle? Don't tell people just leaving? Can you

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Speaker 1: take to see what happens? Yeah, don't touch my little globe.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to touch it. You want to go show

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Speaker 1: the world your wrazzled dazzle. You run down there real quick.

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Speaker 1: Let's go wait here? Do we keep talking? Um? I

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Speaker 1: don't think you know we should have We should make

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Speaker 1: it where we can see what's coming into your camera.

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Speaker 1: Here we could see my razzle dashle. So first of all,

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Speaker 1: we have to walk a really long way to get there.

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Speaker 1: At least it seems really long where it wasn't before.

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Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable with the camera behind me. Can it be

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Speaker 1: in front of me. So we're going and then we're

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Speaker 1: going this way and now this way. Okay, So this

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Speaker 1: apparently is what your desk is supposed to look like,

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Speaker 1: completely empty, black and white, boo boring. But when you

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Speaker 1: come over here we have things. So I have my

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Speaker 1: rock that someone made me with baby Yoda and I

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Speaker 1: love it. My hat from the Ohio State University where

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Speaker 1: I graduated from. I have a Create T shirt because

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Speaker 1: I love the office and Create specifically. Apparently people here

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Speaker 1: think I'm like Create terrible. And then here we have

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Speaker 1: my little globe. It says take on the world. My

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Speaker 1: mommy got it for me and I love it. And

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Speaker 1: then we have Yiel de grass Tyson and my self

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Speaker 1: my pens. By the way, who did this? Did you

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Speaker 1: see that? Idiot? That's what I call everyone. And then

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Speaker 1: apparently I got labeled at and then this amazing piece

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Speaker 1: of art work from tattoo Bob. It's strikingly uncanny. So

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Speaker 1: that's what's on my desk right now. We'll see how

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Speaker 1: long it lost. All right, do we go back to

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Speaker 1: the studio now? Do we have to like top of

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Speaker 1: the way, can we just put it? Look, look what's

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Speaker 1: happening here though? Scotty slowly making his mark. People are

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Speaker 1: moving in. I'm telling you, it's just a matter of

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Speaker 1: time before we were like make this place feel like

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Speaker 1: it's lived in. I'm excited for it and the way

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Speaker 1: we go, Okay, you need to get rid of that. No, no,

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Speaker 1: she's not gonna use the audio. You missed the conversation

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Speaker 1: we're having in here. What happened in here? Well, so

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Speaker 1: you guys went down to take a tour of your flair, yes,

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Speaker 1: and so we had a conversation and Nate says out loud,

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Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? Now? Just sit here and

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Speaker 1: pull our pud again with the and then kimber to Kim,

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Speaker 1: and Kim Kim's is, uh, what's what a dumb word? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's what we were basically doing. Because you're not going

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Speaker 1: to use that audio, right, so we're just left here.

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Speaker 1: She could use the audio, though she wanted to write, ye,

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Speaker 1: but I got it for this for people listening. Garrett

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Speaker 1: might use it for the audio portion because there is

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Speaker 1: no visuals on there, so because these cameras are running. No,

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Speaker 1: but if you're listening to the podcast on I Heart

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Speaker 1: radio or wherever you're listening to your podcasts. You may

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Speaker 1: be listening to the PUD conversation. It's almost like a

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Speaker 1: split feed. You almost have to watch it and listen

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Speaker 1: to it, and you get two different takes. Different choose

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Speaker 1: your own ending. Choose it's like Dragon's Layer, Yeah, choose

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Speaker 1: your own adventure. Yeah. And and god, do you miss

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Speaker 1: the part where Scotti told us he used to go

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Speaker 1: to sleep away camp and get turned on by Dr Ruth. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: under the car, under the cover, he's touching himself. I

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Speaker 1: didn't touch. I didn't touch myself. I just watched it grow.

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Speaker 1: You touch that guy what's his name? No use? You

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Speaker 1: know used to diddle the boy across the street. Michael,

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Speaker 1: We just stop it? Is that true? Though? There wasn't diddling.

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Speaker 1: They just played with each other's balls. Well, listened to

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Speaker 1: your Dr Ruth. Didn't we all do something like that

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Speaker 1: when we were in I still we all do what

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Speaker 1: we play with the neighbor's balls. Have a measuring sessions.

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Speaker 1: I talked about this vain, Yeah, scary, scary. How did

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Speaker 1: your measuring session go? Like? Did everybody measure there? And

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Speaker 1: did you put them next to each other to see

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Speaker 1: who was longer? No, it was only encouraged I don't

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Speaker 1: know where they were kids. Did you like going to

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Speaker 1: Grandma's house and you're like marking on the walls except

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Speaker 1: us like a table, dumbest conversation station. It's your little

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Speaker 1: scary time to measure your balls against the table. You're

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Speaker 1: up there, tighten. Can we talk about something wholesome? Know

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Speaker 1: where we go? Anyway? Where were we? Hey? Did you

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Speaker 1: see that story that picking your nose can cause Alzheimer's?

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Speaker 1: Were talking about this on the show picking your nose

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Speaker 1: and don't pull nose hairsh I do that all the time.

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Speaker 1: It leaves a hole in your nose and the germs

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Speaker 1: are you gonna get? Your nose is supposed to be

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Speaker 1: a filter for all the things that can kill you.

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Speaker 1: With those nose hairs? What to do with them? You

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Speaker 1: can clip them, do not pull them out by the

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Speaker 1: root because it needs a hole in your nose and

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Speaker 1: disease can get I do that all the time. Don't

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Speaker 1: do that. Well, But if I'm sitting here right now,

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Speaker 1: this one hanging out, I just go don't. I don't bassically,

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Speaker 1: don't use nose hair trimmers because that's not what we said. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you should not trim, you shouldn't pull them out. They

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Speaker 1: cut the rip it from the root. This is the

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Speaker 1: boring conversation. Back to speaking of hair, I will say

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Speaker 1: one place, Scotty b what you need to start trimming

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Speaker 1: your hair? Where is your butt crack? How do you

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Speaker 1: how do you do not see this today? Is that

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Speaker 1: why you pulled a hair into your mouth earlier? Wait?

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Speaker 1: How do you know his book? Because I walked out

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Speaker 1: of the studio and Scott's trying to get toner or

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Speaker 1: paper into the printer and bent over and it was

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Speaker 1: full plumber smile. Well, I mean, my jeans just keep

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Speaker 1: getting looser and looser. I can't help it. And so

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Speaker 1: all I saw was that vertical smile and a lot

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Speaker 1: of hair coming out of there. Every once in a while,

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Speaker 1: while I'm doing the front, I'll reach around with the

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Speaker 1: razor and hit the back, but I can't see. Get

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Speaker 1: the camera on that, and are talking like a caterpillar

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Speaker 1: in your crack. I don't think it's bad, Sporadic, hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me bend over and fix this. Its not safe

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Speaker 1: for work. N s w oh, yeah, to watch it?

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Speaker 1: How bad? It's not bad? Have you seen worse? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm just feeling. Nate has an extremely hairy. Pite do

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Speaker 1: I've actually said that I can't growing on many parts

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Speaker 1: of my body, but my ass is like the rainfor so,

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Speaker 1: why are you giving me ship? This is the worst podcast.

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Speaker 1: I will not ask my follow up questions. I mean, no,

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Speaker 1: I know you don't. You don't keep it well groomed

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Speaker 1: because I know I let I know someone you guys know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say the name, but if he pulls

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Speaker 1: his pants down, it looks like Don King's head. Really sure,

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Speaker 1: it's not. I'm working. So when I was in the

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Speaker 1: hospital that time and I couldn't groom for like three weeks,

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Speaker 1: I was also on steroids which make your hair grow

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Speaker 1: like crazy, and when I finally got home, like I

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Speaker 1: need a weed whacker back there. This is the grossest

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Speaker 1: crazy I was wing. Do we have a guest to

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Speaker 1: be our grossest? Hey? I think we even worse lately?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, what was your question? I might allow to

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Speaker 1: ask it was there a dingleberry problem? Uh? But you

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Speaker 1: you asked her to ask. That's not got his fault. Really,

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Speaker 1: when I give there was potential, there was potential. So

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Speaker 1: I just got in the shower and just the worst

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Speaker 1: of all the berries, like this berry sounds like it

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Speaker 1: would be delicious, but just so much. Has anybody ever

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Speaker 1: actually tried a poison berry? Yes, they're very elusive. You

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Speaker 1: know what I want to try out, huckleberry. Where do

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Speaker 1: you get a huckleberry in a pie? Remember? I had

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Speaker 1: a huckleberry. This is the most boring, sick, stupid. Can

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Speaker 1: we just call it the Monday and end it now?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind if we end this now? Everyone's thinking

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Speaker 1: about good this Crest the Fifteen Minute Morning Show