1
00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:04,600
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

2
00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:08,680
Speaker 2: I you want your way back home? Either way, we

3
00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,720
Speaker 2: want to be there.

4
00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,240
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

5
00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:18,560
Speaker 3: time and a terminol and gay.

6
00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,640
Speaker 2: We want to send you off inside.

7
00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,320
Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home.

8
00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,520
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

9
00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,440
Speaker 1: We scared or was it fine?

10
00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:34,040
Speaker 3: Melbourne?

11
00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

12
00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,280
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

13
00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

14
00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,200
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

15
00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,720
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

16
00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:16,319
Speaker 4: Ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris welcome to

17
00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,240
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

18
00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,960
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

19
00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,600
Speaker 4: We are driving.

20
00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,440
Speaker 5: Through Karen's neighborhood, just on the heels of the fourth

21
00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,360
Speaker 5: of July, the most traumatic time.

22
00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:33,240
Speaker 3: OOP pets tough, tough in Los Angeles, cats, NonStop, dogs,

23
00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,039
Speaker 3: all explosions.

24
00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,920
Speaker 4: They all, it's negative reviews.

25
00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:43,360
Speaker 5: They I you said your dogs don't seem to mind.

26
00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,960
Speaker 1: Frank was a stray dog for the majority of his life.

27
00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:52,760
Speaker 3: Sadly so, he has a real lazy fair attitude about

28
00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,400
Speaker 3: almost everything. He's seen a lot, He's been through a lot.

29
00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,160
Speaker 3: Fireworks are no big deal to him. And then Blossom

30
00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,200
Speaker 3: is a big.

31
00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,240
Speaker 1: Coffeecatter, so she just does what he does.

32
00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,640
Speaker 3: So luckily I don't have to drug either of them,

33
00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,680
Speaker 3: like I used to have to drug George, who was

34
00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:11,280
Speaker 3: a hound and so nervous and would be truly having

35
00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,160
Speaker 3: a nervous breakdown.

36
00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that I'm the hound dog of people

37
00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,760
Speaker 5: because or I act like I am being reminded of

38
00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,359
Speaker 5: the Big War, right, And I I never really liked

39
00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,680
Speaker 5: forth even as a kid. I didn't want to light

40
00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,280
Speaker 5: off fireworks. I just don't know what's missing in me.

41
00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,320
Speaker 5: Explosions don't do it for me.

42
00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:35,960
Speaker 1: Well, you might be sound sensitive. I think we've talked

43
00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,600
Speaker 1: about this before.

44
00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:39,480
Speaker 3: My niece my nieces sound sensitive, so like when there's

45
00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,919
Speaker 3: a big, crazy noise, it freaks her out really bad,

46
00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,160
Speaker 3: and then she gets really embarrassed, where it's like, no,

47
00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,840
Speaker 3: that's just because I think she's got real sensitive yours.

48
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, So it's the same category these explosions as hearing

49
00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:57,720
Speaker 5: someone smack, hearing someone's kiss, hearing someone scratch a chalkboard.

50
00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,160
Speaker 3: Or like I was watching TikTok and a guy I

51
00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,600
Speaker 3: was saying something very deep and almost like a therapeutic

52
00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:07,320
Speaker 3: type of advice, and then he bit into something I

53
00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,320
Speaker 3: wasn't looking straight at the phone, and I was so

54
00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,000
Speaker 3: livid Immediately, I was just like, never again.

55
00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,320
Speaker 5: So we will once again apologize for the episode where

56
00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,639
Speaker 5: we ate a dozen donuts.

57
00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, a dozen donuts.

58
00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,440
Speaker 3: And also there was one time where I just freely

59
00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,920
Speaker 3: ate a Rice Krispy treat, one of the louder things

60
00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:26,040
Speaker 3: you could possibly eat.

61
00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,840
Speaker 5: Right, Well, you never know what edible gifts are. Gifts

62
00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,280
Speaker 5: are going to bring us. True, we don't want to

63
00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,880
Speaker 5: be rude to one person, so we're rude to all

64
00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,080
Speaker 5: of you.

65
00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,720
Speaker 1: We don't, yeah, exactly, we want to make the people

66
00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,840
Speaker 1: who are actually.

67
00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,200
Speaker 4: Showing up for us suffer in stereo.

68
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,240
Speaker 1: And I actually wasn't even a gift.

69
00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:47,520
Speaker 3: It was me gifting myself something from Starbucks, which is

70
00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,640
Speaker 3: like even more on us.

71
00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,080
Speaker 2: That's the same thing you wrapped it. I remember there

72
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,840
Speaker 2: was a ribbon. I pretended to be surprised.

73
00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,200
Speaker 4: I just I'm it's so funny. Though.

74
00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,800
Speaker 5: This weekend I was around two dogs, one obviously from.

75
00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,600
Speaker 4: The streets and was used to some noises, and the.

76
00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,760
Speaker 5: Other dog was a huge, muscular, some sort of a

77
00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:13,760
Speaker 5: bold massive type dog yeah, and was trembling in a

78
00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,599
Speaker 5: way where I'm like, this is trauming. I'm watching trauma happen. Yep,

79
00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,359
Speaker 5: just would not stop shaking and was not mimicking the

80
00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:21,920
Speaker 5: other dog.

81
00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:25,680
Speaker 4: And it was the strongest looking dog. Yep. That also

82
00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,840
Speaker 4: was a rescue. But just it's you know, yeah, it

83
00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,240
Speaker 4: was a little sound sensitive.

84
00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,400
Speaker 1: It was sound sensitive.

85
00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:36,039
Speaker 3: Maybe it had already had bad loud sound experiences. Like

86
00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,680
Speaker 3: that's the thing I do when I look at my

87
00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:42,240
Speaker 3: dogs and you start to think what life have you led?

88
00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,680
Speaker 1: And I can make myself cry in about ten seconds.

89
00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:48,440
Speaker 4: When I do that, and you can only get so.

90
00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,600
Speaker 5: I therapeutically ate a rice crispy trees right in front

91
00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,440
Speaker 5: of this dog's face.

92
00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,040
Speaker 4: Get used to it, I yelled.

93
00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,279
Speaker 3: You think that sounds bad, I said, listen to me

94
00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,919
Speaker 3: smack arnd on a rice crispy tree against your will.

95
00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,599
Speaker 4: He's like, I could get used to this.

96
00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,280
Speaker 1: It's not so bad.

97
00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

98
00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,280
Speaker 5: I went to Venice Beach, where I'm reminded it's utter chaos.

99
00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:11,760
Speaker 4: People.

100
00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,880
Speaker 5: The fireworks that are supposed to explode loudly in the

101
00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,760
Speaker 5: sky were just being laid down casually in the sand. Jordes,

102
00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:23,800
Speaker 5: people just shelling in blankets, and no one.

103
00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,440
Speaker 4: Was chasing after the culprit.

104
00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,080
Speaker 5: It was just like, Hey, I love this country, and

105
00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,680
Speaker 5: I'm glad that I lost a finger.

106
00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,479
Speaker 4: It was so it was chaos. Yeah.

107
00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,720
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's funny is two days before fourth

108
00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,680
Speaker 3: of July, I was driving down York Boulevard in Eagle Rock,

109
00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:44,800
Speaker 3: very hip and cool area of this Los Angeles, and

110
00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,480
Speaker 3: someone threw an MDI in the street and so there

111
00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,440
Speaker 3: was kind of a flash and then there was a

112
00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,800
Speaker 3: gigantic boom and.

113
00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,200
Speaker 1: I thought my car was exploding or something. And then

114
00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,680
Speaker 1: it just kind of that should is that coming from?

115
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,040
Speaker 5: They shouldn't be that siren? Yeah, I have to announce

116
00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,599
Speaker 5: what sounds we're hearing? Your car's chang studio.

117
00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's true.

118
00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,960
Speaker 5: We heard a siren through this this insulated Karen had

119
00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,799
Speaker 5: the car modified.

120
00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,279
Speaker 1: I just lightly modified.

121
00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,520
Speaker 3: I had the fin put on the back and then

122
00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,000
Speaker 3: I said, throw up some acoustic tiles in here. Yeah.

123
00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you did have this giant spoiler put on.

124
00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,599
Speaker 1: Oh look they're driving down the wrong side of the road.

125
00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:25,320
Speaker 1: That's my favorite.

126
00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,479
Speaker 4: Those firemens. They must be from England.

127
00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,520
Speaker 1: Those are the firemen that don't give a shit.

128
00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,039
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've seen a lot of that lately. They're

129
00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,159
Speaker 5: being really punk rock.

130
00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,760
Speaker 1: They have to it's a fire.

131
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,400
Speaker 4: Well, I hope it ends safe for whoever they're going

132
00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:39,880
Speaker 4: to visit.

133
00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,599
Speaker 1: But don't let the fire.

134
00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,760
Speaker 3: Don't let the fire department ruin my great mat story,

135
00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,320
Speaker 3: which is also about danger.

136
00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,320
Speaker 5: I mean it's a quarter stick of dynamite, if I

137
00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,040
Speaker 5: recall correctly.

138
00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:51,760
Speaker 1: Is that true?

139
00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:59,480
Speaker 4: Yes? And so actual media is three three six. I'm

140
00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,400
Speaker 4: not very good at math.

141
00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,159
Speaker 5: A quarter is what do you mean that can't be

142
00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:08,160
Speaker 5: right because a stick of dynamite, I'm wrong, It has

143
00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:08,760
Speaker 5: to be wrong.

144
00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,160
Speaker 4: I think that's one sixteenth.

145
00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's got to be a one sixteenth stick

146
00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:13,960
Speaker 5: of dynamite.

147
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

148
00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:18,840
Speaker 5: That sounds just lengthwise alone, too stubby.

149
00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,880
Speaker 1: Have you lit off and made yourself?

150
00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,720
Speaker 4: I have? I mean I went through a normal childhood.

151
00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,240
Speaker 4: I just wasn't enjoying it.

152
00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,280
Speaker 5: When you get a little g I Joe doll to

153
00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,400
Speaker 5: strap it to his back and have a long wick. Yeah,

154
00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:36,800
Speaker 5: involve gasoline, stepping on glass, stung by three bees at

155
00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,040
Speaker 5: Aaron Deeson's house.

156
00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:39,960
Speaker 1: That all happened at one time.

157
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,920
Speaker 5: A Yeah, I was not allowed to stay there again.

158
00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,000
Speaker 5: I stepped on a nail, I got stung by bees.

159
00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,960
Speaker 5: The bees weren't the fault of the decent family. They

160
00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,520
Speaker 5: were a decent family, and they were Mormons, but they

161
00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,160
Speaker 5: did have a lot of bees and literal bats in

162
00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:57,840
Speaker 5: their bilfree and and I I was not allowed to

163
00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:58,280
Speaker 5: stay there.

164
00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:02,520
Speaker 4: I came. I had too many stories. And one of

165
00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:06,520
Speaker 4: them was lighting gasoline which then was supposed to light

166
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,119
Speaker 4: the wick.

167
00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:07,800
Speaker 1: No.

168
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we were blowing up little army men.

169
00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,480
Speaker 3: That's from the movie Toy Story where you're the evil

170
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,680
Speaker 3: neighbor child.

171
00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,600
Speaker 5: Exactly exactly, And none of these little toys are going

172
00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:21,800
Speaker 5: to come with me to college.

173
00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:27,680
Speaker 3: Very sad, but the stick of dynamite quarter to one sixteenth.

174
00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,880
Speaker 4: Will Toy story is a rip off of.

175
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,280
Speaker 5: Movie An electric blank wh was the electric blanket movie.

176
00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,320
Speaker 6: The Brave Little Toaster, it was called it was called

177
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,520
Speaker 6: The Brave Little Toaster, okay, but it was much sadder

178
00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,800
Speaker 6: because it was a cabin that hadn't been inhabited for

179
00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,880
Speaker 6: a year and they're waiting for the family to come

180
00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,120
Speaker 6: for their summer vacation.

181
00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,280
Speaker 5: And the guy, the kid had grown and gone off

182
00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,040
Speaker 5: to college, and the family they were in a train

183
00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:00,560
Speaker 5: wreck or something, and all this electric blanket, this toaster lamp.

184
00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:03,040
Speaker 5: They're like, when are they coming? We have so much

185
00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,480
Speaker 5: fun when we're they're here. And it was way sadder

186
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,719
Speaker 5: than twice Jesus. And yeah, it was not a lot

187
00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:14,679
Speaker 5: of famous people except for John Lovett's one of the greats.

188
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,600
Speaker 5: One of the greats when it comes to give me.

189
00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,320
Speaker 5: It was his early work. If you check IMDb, Brave

190
00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:23,240
Speaker 5: Little Toaster. He was a kid, he was little John Lovett.

191
00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh shit, look at this traffic.

192
00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,720
Speaker 5: But that the animator of that approached Howard Kramer and

193
00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:33,240
Speaker 5: I about doing something where comedians sit in a bathroom,

194
00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:36,080
Speaker 5: in a toilet stall, and then the graffiti on the

195
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,920
Speaker 5: walls would come to life. And it was a way

196
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,960
Speaker 5: to interview people. Oh so they could tell stories. And

197
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,160
Speaker 5: then a little I thought it was a good idea.

198
00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,880
Speaker 2: It is a good so I spent some time with

199
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,360
Speaker 2: a Brave Little Toaster guy. Wait a second, congratulations, thank you.

200
00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,319
Speaker 4: It didn't go anywhere with credit many failed projects.

201
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,000
Speaker 3: Is as you interview people, like the graffiti changes behind

202
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,160
Speaker 3: you or so it's almost to life.

203
00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,840
Speaker 5: Okay, And we got the idea of from this animate

204
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,400
Speaker 5: It looks like a flip book animation, but it was.

205
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,440
Speaker 5: He could do it on any surface, so a lone

206
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,040
Speaker 5: guy could run for a good time, called his phone

207
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,240
Speaker 5: numbers swing on one of those numbers land on the

208
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,240
Speaker 5: toilet paper roll and at the end, you know time

209
00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,959
Speaker 5: you'd have to be flushed. Of course, sure, because it's

210
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,880
Speaker 5: into toilet spot.

211
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,959
Speaker 1: But who are you interviewing in that SNAr.

212
00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,480
Speaker 4: It was supposed to be uh comedian.

213
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, I must interrupt you to say, we're getting into

214
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,000
Speaker 1: the carpool.

215
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,360
Speaker 3: It feels so good me Chris on the leaves making

216
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,640
Speaker 3: it happen in California.

217
00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,080
Speaker 5: Anytime you're in the carpool lane, you realize how lonely

218
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:36,760
Speaker 5: you've been.

219
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,319
Speaker 4: Because I rarely am able to use it.

220
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,360
Speaker 3: I yeah, although I wonder if I can use it

221
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,360
Speaker 3: because the type of car this is, it's electric.

222
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,720
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want you to abuse the system.

223
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:51,960
Speaker 1: What do you care.

224
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,520
Speaker 4: You'll know for your own wellbeing. It'll make you feel bad.

225
00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,360
Speaker 4: You know how you are with the system, what you

226
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:05,160
Speaker 4: love the systems? It works as a well oiled machine.

227
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,880
Speaker 4: And I know your pro government.

228
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:12,080
Speaker 2: I just think we need bigger government with more oppressive loss.

229
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,240
Speaker 4: On a civic level city wide.

230
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,079
Speaker 3: Yes, I think we need to keep on doing everything

231
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:22,400
Speaker 3: that early thirties Berlin was doing and pretend it's not happening.

232
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,600
Speaker 4: The mayor should be armed.

233
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,640
Speaker 5: We have a lot of good ideas on this podcast,

234
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,240
Speaker 5: and that's why you tune in, and it's why we

235
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:34,000
Speaker 5: are on a billboard in Times Square that's still so excited.

236
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,280
Speaker 1: Did you see that? Did you see some pictures of

237
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:36,920
Speaker 1: the billboard?

238
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:37,840
Speaker 4: Oh? I did.

239
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,480
Speaker 5: I even saw the quick video and Michelle Balloon stop.

240
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,920
Speaker 5: I took another photo.

241
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,360
Speaker 3: Michelle Balloon texted me and was like, Hi, I've told

242
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,240
Speaker 3: you well, but I'm so excited and sent that picture.

243
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,800
Speaker 5: And that in that picture I realized not only was

244
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,680
Speaker 5: it the art I did a long long time ago, yep,

245
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,400
Speaker 5: and all the imagery and the color I like, but

246
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,640
Speaker 5: our names.

247
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and our faces drawn by you.

248
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:04,280
Speaker 5: So if you haven't seen it, go to take a

249
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,880
Speaker 5: flight to New York City.

250
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,000
Speaker 1: They're so inexpensive.

251
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,040
Speaker 5: Right in the American Eagle outfit or building.

252
00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,840
Speaker 3: And it's so easy to fly these days. It's just

253
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,840
Speaker 3: do it because it's for us. And then you're just

254
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,480
Speaker 3: looking at a thing that you could also see on

255
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,280
Speaker 3: social media.

256
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,439
Speaker 5: As far as I recall, there's a helicopter pad right

257
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,240
Speaker 5: on top of thirty Rock and land there.

258
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,360
Speaker 4: I don't know where it is in New York.

259
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,200
Speaker 1: I spend the money times Square.

260
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,439
Speaker 4: Times Square is thirty rock there.

261
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

262
00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:32,760
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know either.

263
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:34,880
Speaker 1: It's on my TV.

264
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been so long since I was a page.

265
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,319
Speaker 1: Here's what I liked about.

266
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,520
Speaker 4: That billboard billboard, Yes, is.

267
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:51,440
Speaker 3: Looking at it and remembering like you and I putting

268
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,480
Speaker 3: this podcast together alone, right, and like I just think

269
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,840
Speaker 3: it's a little bit miraculous that we've done it and

270
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,800
Speaker 3: we continue to do it. Where you and I didn't

271
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,280
Speaker 3: know each other super well, right, We were like we'd

272
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,920
Speaker 3: been at some parties and done comedy shows together, but

273
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,000
Speaker 3: it wasn't like we knew each other, right, and we

274
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,720
Speaker 3: just basically were like, let's cobble together this thing to

275
00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,560
Speaker 3: do and then try it. And I just think it's

276
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,840
Speaker 3: a real testament to our friendship where we didn't ruin

277
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,160
Speaker 3: it for each other and we didn't stop being friends.

278
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:27,120
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, which could have happened, I know, and it

279
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,120
Speaker 5: didn't really sink in until I mean, of course, there

280
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,360
Speaker 5: are little hints like people coming to my shows and

281
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,160
Speaker 5: nice messages and all those things. I've appreciated it so far,

282
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,520
Speaker 5: But that billboard, yeah, very tangible, even though I did

283
00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:45,360
Speaker 5: wasn't actually touching it. Tata palpable, even though I wasn't licking,

284
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:49,079
Speaker 5: and like she it's very well paper, very I could

285
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,640
Speaker 5: smell it, I could see it. Let's just say I

286
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,160
Speaker 5: could see it.

287
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,280
Speaker 3: It's a photo for good say it is a photo,

288
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,760
Speaker 3: but it also is it's a symbol of when you

289
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:02,840
Speaker 3: have a good idea and you have talented friends. It

290
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,600
Speaker 3: doesn't you don't have to know where you're going to land.

291
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,000
Speaker 3: Did we think we were going to land in Times Square?

292
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,480
Speaker 4: No? No, I thought it was going to land flat

293
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,559
Speaker 4: on my ass like I do every time. Kidding. That's fire,

294
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:14,720
Speaker 4: that's farcical.

295
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,959
Speaker 1: It's underdog comedy. It's what we like.

296
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I'm just proud of us.

297
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:21,680
Speaker 4: I am too.

298
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm adding you on the back and me simultaneously.

299
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:25,960
Speaker 4: Which is hard.

300
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:26,960
Speaker 1: It is tough.

301
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Speaker 4: It's like rubbing your belly and tapping your head.

302
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,360
Speaker 1: You're double jointed. So you're doing it great.

303
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm doing it like Jim Carrey and that old

304
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:34,520
Speaker 5: stand up hit.

305
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,480
Speaker 3: But also you kept on. We started doing it in

306
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:43,520
Speaker 3: twenty fourteen, I believe. Oh yeah, I believe someone recently

307
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,400
Speaker 3: told I think it was in some of the thing

308
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,320
Speaker 3: for our new season where it's like we've been doing

309
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,640
Speaker 3: it since twenty fourteen. We actually said it maybe in

310
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,880
Speaker 3: the promo, So that alone was like, oh, that's a

311
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,360
Speaker 3: really long time ago, so that's kind of hilarious. And

312
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,920
Speaker 3: then I remember there was certain points where I would

313
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,160
Speaker 3: be like the in the early days where I was

314
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,480
Speaker 3: so like I was working, everything was super stressful, I

315
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,840
Speaker 3: was so broke, and then I would just be like, yeah,

316
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,560
Speaker 3: I know, I didn't ask anybody to do it like

317
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,080
Speaker 3: I when I when you and I would talk on

318
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,760
Speaker 3: the phone, I would be like borderline quitting and you'd

319
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,840
Speaker 3: be like, I'm gonna call Henry Phillips and then you

320
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,800
Speaker 3: would just take care of it. And you did that

321
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,560
Speaker 3: a lot for me in the early days, and I

322
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,240
Speaker 3: appreciate it.

323
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,800
Speaker 5: Oh well, thanks. I knew it would work. I knew

324
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,800
Speaker 5: we had something. Yeah, I knew it. I was just

325
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,320
Speaker 5: like Andrew Ridgefield and Wham first started. Sorry, I just

326
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,720
Speaker 5: watched the documentary. I knew I have myself at George

327
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:40,520
Speaker 5: Michael and I would take second banana seat eventually and

328
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,480
Speaker 5: look at me now, passenger seat. I hardly write any

329
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,000
Speaker 5: of our hits them suddenly along for the ride.

330
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,520
Speaker 3: But you are Wham, and that's the thing. There is

331
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,640
Speaker 3: no Wham without Andrew Ridgely.

332
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna go off and do some

333
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,560
Speaker 5: solo stuff.

334
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,440
Speaker 4: Oh there are you.

335
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,440
Speaker 5: There was the the one time I went to the

336
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,800
Speaker 5: airport by myself and talked to myself out of necessity,

337
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,920
Speaker 5: I guess right, And it was horrifying, so horrible.

338
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can only do it with.

339
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,680
Speaker 2: You, okay, God, thank you well, or you're dad Andrew Ridgefield.

340
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,680
Speaker 5: By the way, I think I'm saying I don't know

341
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:22,640
Speaker 5: why I had a field anyway. Chris fairbanks Field, he

342
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:27,120
Speaker 5: was really talented, and he was like this documentary basically

343
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,520
Speaker 5: it's it's not the best.

344
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,360
Speaker 4: I'm not promoting it. It's a bit of a snooze fast.

345
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:35,000
Speaker 4: Oh but it was. I like Wham a lot.

346
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,400
Speaker 5: And I think if you tell yourself you don't like Wham,

347
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,440
Speaker 5: you're lying to yourself.

348
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,400
Speaker 4: Just like with Abbah, you do like it.

349
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,480
Speaker 1: You're there.

350
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,120
Speaker 3: It's music that the people who made it are geniuses

351
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,240
Speaker 3: at music. So if you don't like it, that's on you.

352
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

353
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,560
Speaker 5: And the documentary was kind of showing George Michael developing

354
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,920
Speaker 5: this confidence and then kind of going off on his

355
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,960
Speaker 5: own as all of a sudden, becoming good looking and

356
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,440
Speaker 5: being confident and all, well, but he wouldn't have done

357
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,159
Speaker 5: it without Andrew.

358
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to argue with you immediately after saying

359
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,800
Speaker 3: thank you to you, but I'm going to because I

360
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,480
Speaker 3: was twelve.

361
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,000
Speaker 1: Was I twelve? No, I was fourteen when that video hits.

362
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:19,359
Speaker 4: At the argument you were.

363
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,919
Speaker 3: Twelve, you have to argue on twelve. I was fourteen

364
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,639
Speaker 3: when that came in. I was a freshman in high school.

365
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,879
Speaker 3: And I'll never forget. I went to my friends I

366
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,479
Speaker 3: think she was just having a slumber party, and we

367
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,359
Speaker 3: were down in her in the rumpus room and she

368
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,119
Speaker 3: turns on MTV and here comes Wham. None of us

369
00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:40,720
Speaker 3: had seen it before. It was like the video premiere

370
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,280
Speaker 3: and I don't know if you remember the wake Me

371
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,560
Speaker 3: Up before you Go Go video, but they're wearing shirts

372
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,280
Speaker 3: that say like choo choose life and other stuff. It

373
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,679
Speaker 3: was not about abortion rights, they would never do that,

374
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,080
Speaker 3: but it was like it was a It was kind

375
00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:55,480
Speaker 3: of like.

376
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,040
Speaker 5: Being positive, and I think it was at a time

377
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,240
Speaker 5: where they were doing a lot of promoting a lot

378
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:08,360
Speaker 5: of both those Christmas songs were for AIDS, yes, research

379
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,480
Speaker 5: and everything. I think it was AIDS related.

380
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,159
Speaker 1: Chane life, Yes, I think so.

381
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,000
Speaker 3: Too, And I also think it was like, because that

382
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,280
Speaker 3: whole video is like wildly, you can't not be in

383
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,640
Speaker 3: a good mood when you watch that video because everything's

384
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,720
Speaker 3: like white black or neon yellow.

385
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,480
Speaker 1: Green and orange ye.

386
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,440
Speaker 3: And George Michael, I remember thinking, I can't figure out

387
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,879
Speaker 3: if I want that haircut or I'm in love with

388
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,919
Speaker 3: him right because he was wearing two hoop earrings, just

389
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,840
Speaker 3: like a girl, and his face looked like a girl,

390
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,360
Speaker 3: and I think he had pink lipstick on very subtly,

391
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,280
Speaker 3: but it was but that in nineteen eighty four was

392
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,680
Speaker 3: groundbreaking and very rare, so it was just like who

393
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,760
Speaker 3: is this? And then it was like one of the

394
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,120
Speaker 3: best pop songs ever written.

395
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was kind of what the documentary was about.

396
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:57,960
Speaker 5: They did not expect teenage girls everywhere to suddenly be

397
00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,400
Speaker 5: loving them.

398
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,840
Speaker 1: Well, well, let me just say this about Andrew Ridgeley Ridgefield.

399
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,720
Speaker 1: That guy's hot.

400
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,280
Speaker 3: He was like the model where I was always like,

401
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,159
Speaker 3: does he really play that guitars?

402
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,080
Speaker 1: He did? They just get him in this band like

403
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,160
Speaker 1: an adult boy band.

404
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's what George Michael was saying. It's like

405
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:19,400
Speaker 5: he was supposed to be the heart sexual heart throb figure.

406
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,119
Speaker 4: And everything backfired. And then I got this face and

407
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,240
Speaker 4: he points to his face.

408
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,360
Speaker 1: Wait did he get plastic surgery?

409
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,879
Speaker 4: No, no, he just really all the angles came in,

410
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,120
Speaker 4: you know, they were like nineteen or twenty oh when

411
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:35,720
Speaker 4: they were.

412
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:42,800
Speaker 5: Excuse me, once I start talking about him developing, I

413
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,400
Speaker 5: get it.

414
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:49,760
Speaker 4: I start choking. It's like I'm salivating. But yeah, he

415
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,719
Speaker 4: just became an angled faced, handsome person. Yeah. Before they

416
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,320
Speaker 4: show childhood pictures.

417
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:02,080
Speaker 5: Of him, and he looks older and has a strange

418
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,440
Speaker 5: beard without a mustache.

419
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,120
Speaker 2: Oh, he looked like maybe he churns butter. Wait, sorry,

420
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:08,640
Speaker 2: he had a beard as a child.

421
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,800
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Or if they were showing pictures of his

422
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,439
Speaker 5: father and it was bad editing.

423
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh, or could it have been that he dressed up

424
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,280
Speaker 1: as a hobo for Halloween.

425
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,880
Speaker 4: And I think that beard was made of coffee? Yes? Yeah, yeah,

426
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,360
Speaker 4: it's honey, it's funny. Bear attack in the middle. It

427
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 4: was dead. Yeah, it was very.

428
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 5: It was very I didn't mean to talk so much

429
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 5: about WHIM, but I did.

430
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,119
Speaker 4: I did just watch it. I had to relate it

431
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 4: to us.

432
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,679
Speaker 3: I could talk. I could talk about WHIM. It was

433
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 3: a real uh what's the word? Is like a foundational

434
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 3: background music of high.

435
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 5: School for me, right and uh and my older sister.

436
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,200
Speaker 5: It's one of the many things she's like, here, listen

437
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,040
Speaker 5: to this. If you want to be cool, don't listen

438
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 5: to Poison and Deaf Leopard like your friends, even though

439
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,879
Speaker 5: that is what you were supposed to listen to to

440
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 5: be cool. But much like us, they were really good friends.

441
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,120
Speaker 5: They knew each other children and Andrew the whole time

442
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 5: Andrew Richfield was crowded, Richly was very just like, yeah,

443
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 5: if he wants to be a solo guy, he's really

444
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 5: good at writing songs.

445
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,640
Speaker 4: I'm proud of him.

446
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 5: There was no animosity, and everyone always jokes about, oh

447
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 5: that poor guy. Either they say it was along for

448
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,720
Speaker 5: the ride or he got cast aside.

449
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,480
Speaker 1: No, he was like, did he become a race car driver?

450
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 4: Probably?

451
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 5: They also showed footage of him skating, and he was

452
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,640
Speaker 5: really good at skateboarding. He was like in a pool grinding.

453
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 5: So all of a sudden, now I'm like, fine, which

454
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 5: wham guy do I.

455
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:35,760
Speaker 4: Like the most?

456
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 5: Right, this guy's doing front side scratchers on a kryptonic sport.

457
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: Did you see it? Wait, just to change the subject

458
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 1: off wham for one second?

459
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll go back to it. We'll be right back

460
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 4: WITHAM talk and we'll be right back.

461
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 1: Did you see that little girl that did a set?

462
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 1: I believe it's a seven twenty.

463
00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, unbelievable, and especially the way it's she lands it

464
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 5: and her entire body compacts like she lands it on

465
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 5: her feet on the board, but her knees are like

466
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 5: one of the knees is on the board.

467
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,959
Speaker 1: Yes, and she almost falls and then doesn't.

468
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

469
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 3: But when I told you the way those boys ran

470
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 3: to congratulate her, it's like, I can't. I've seen it

471
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,400
Speaker 3: so many times on TikTok, I sob every time. Yeah,

472
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 3: it's so sweet and inclusive and like they get it.

473
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 4: Yep. And it was always kind of that way.

474
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 5: And I always was trying to tell when skateboarding was

475
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 5: frowned upon, because it simply was.

476
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 4: Uh.

477
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 5: No, one believed that that's what I was getting from

478
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 5: these older friends right that I was skating with. Sure

479
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 5: they were smoking and watching pornographic.

480
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 3: VHS tapes, Well, but they're still teenage boys exactly.

481
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: Smoking cigarettes are weed.

482
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 5: Oh I'm sure there was weed too, but that's the

483
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 5: kind of thing they would make sure I wasn't privy too.

484
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: Oh, because you were younger, Like, how old were you?

485
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 5: Just a couple of years younger? Oh, but if you're

486
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 5: out of high school and I'm still.

487
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 4: You know, sixteen, that was the case. Most of my

488
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 4: friends were a couple of years older, got it. They

489
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 4: looked out for me. My mom picked up on that

490
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 4: right away.

491
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 5: And that's why I related so much to Jonah Hill's

492
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 5: movie Oh Yeah, Mid nineties is because that that was

493
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 5: basically she was scared that she was hang oh oh wow,

494
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 5: that's a beep that only means safety. That they were

495
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 5: you know, he got hurt and they were all sleeping

496
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 5: in the waiting room at the hotel, and I teared

497
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 5: up because there's so many moments like that.

498
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very good.

499
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 1: Sorry to interrupt, guys. Kara would like us to pick

500
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: her up at her house instead, but it's just a

501
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: few blocks away.

502
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 4: Great, okay from where we were going to go.

503
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 5: So change of plans, new destination got its cars convenient, perfect.

504
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,359
Speaker 4: I will never not I think.

505
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 5: Jared Goldstein Stoke where he says any car is a tesla.

506
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 4: If your drive while looking at and it is the best,

507
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 4: that's good. That's a really good We got to have

508
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 4: him on the pod doing a show with him Tuesday,

509
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 4: ask him to do it.

510
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 5: I will, and then I'll say that's not official because

511
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 5: I'm no longer a booker, and I it will be recorded,

512
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 5: but I'm no longer the recorder.

513
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god, you're not the sound man.

514
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 2: No.

515
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 4: And you know I did that for years and the

516
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 4: whole time it was not a skill I possessed.

517
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: It's a hard one.

518
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

519
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 4: And there was times where he's doing a wild driving.

520
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: Yes you were, Oh, but that I think that was

521
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 3: the last time you did it while driving. I said

522
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 3: to myself, don't.

523
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: Ever let him do this right.

524
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was dangerous and I probably it was.

525
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 5: One of those episode people have admitted that there are

526
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 5: episodes where we're both losing our minds at lax.

527
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 4: Yes, yelling.

528
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 1: Horrible.

529
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 3: Well, and also there were times where you would you

530
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 3: would be driving and you would know something was wrong

531
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 3: with the sound. I would be trying to talk to

532
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 3: the guests and you'd be like, uh, yeah, it's fine,

533
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 3: and it was like you could you are trying to

534
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 3: pretend that you could just kind of be in it

535
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 3: and out of it, but like, yeah, you're carrying this.

536
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 5: Terrible secret failing where you're halfway through and you realize, oh,

537
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 5: I'm not recording.

538
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that happened. I mean, I think it's safe to

539
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 4: say those were some of our best episodes.

540
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 3: Well, I would not say you lost them. I would

541
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: say they were lost to time. Yes, it wasn't meant

542
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 3: to be.

543
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.

544
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 5: Everything happens for a reason. Everyone says that for a

545
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 5: reason to make themselves feel.

546
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 3: Better, for a reason. I just washed my car the

547
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 3: other day, and I'm so glad I did. I was

548
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,439
Speaker 3: this is the thing I love to do. I went

549
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 3: to a hair appointment, showed up at ten am for

550
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 3: that hair appointment. The hair appointment, oh hi am I

551
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 3: we both gone here?

552
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so.

553
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 3: And we both show up for the hair appointment and

554
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 3: it was an hour later. So I showed up at

555
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 3: ten and it was at eleven and they were like, oh,

556
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,679
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry whatever, and I'm like, no problem.

557
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: Going to go get about five things done.

558
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 3: And then instead of doing that, I just went and

559
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 3: washed my own car at like one of those drive

560
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 3: up yourself, do it yourself, vacuum it out yourself.

561
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 4: Yes, I've never planned to wash my car.

562
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 5: It's always when all of a sudden I see a

563
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,719
Speaker 5: gap in time and I happen to be passing by

564
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 5: a handy j hand washed.

565
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you're just kidding.

566
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 3: But those self wash car wash places, there's not that

567
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 3: many anymore, right, Like I know the two. There's one

568
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 3: in Silver Lake, there's one in Bourbank. And most of

569
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 3: the time you have to go get out of your car,

570
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 3: and then other people do it for you.

571
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 4: And I kind of prefer it because they do a

572
00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 4: really good job.

573
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: Yes they do, yeah, for sure, But then you have

574
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: to sit somewhere.

575
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 4: I had a waiting table out.

576
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,959
Speaker 1: And kind of feel weird and hope it goes fast.

577
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 5: I always make small talk on the waiting bench. No,

578
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 5: that's not true, Well yours that I'll say something, is

579
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 5: that all? We'll drive things like that?

580
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: Oh dude stuff.

581
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,959
Speaker 4: I get it. Yeah, And I'll usually do it with ladies.

582
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 5: I find the best disarming thing you could do is

583
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 5: it's to casual dude talk with ladies.

584
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 2: That's they're like, since I'm a person and I think

585
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: about cars, yeah, is that sad? But that that's really

586
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: the bar where it's like, this is great. He's treating

587
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 2: me like a person. I know.

588
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 5: I hope I'm not doing it on purpose, treating them

589
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 5: on a person on purpose like a blatant Hey, hey dude, talk, Yeah,

590
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 5: who's your favorite baseball catcher?

591
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: And they're just staring at you. Not the girls can't

592
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 1: love baseball.

593
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 5: I actually I know it's since I've moved to Echo

594
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 5: Park a lot of lady friends that like baseball.

595
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 4: There's a lot of pressure to get into baseball.

596
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah you gotta know.

597
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, in my neighborhood. If you don't, you could be

598
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 4: in danger.

599
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: Well, you have to support the Dodgers.

600
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 4: Yes, it's the first thing I did. I have to

601
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 4: get a Dodger hat. Yes, it's getting people are looking

602
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 4: at me suspiciously.

603
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,479
Speaker 3: They have an intense relationship. But also it's because right

604
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 3: over the hill there's Dodger Stadium, right.

605
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 4: It's nice. I like that I can want there.

606
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 3: God, that reminds me of my great, great story from COVID.

607
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: There aren't a ton, but this is a great one

608
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 3: that I went to go get my first COVID test

609
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 3: at Dodger Stadium.

610
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: So that's how early in quarantine we were in.

611
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: Here's my great victory story that you already know, which

612
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 3: is that I took the GPS directions to get to

613
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 3: Dodger Stadium, which had me going from the valley down

614
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: this fascinating stuff for basically down the five taking the

615
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 3: Dodger Stadium exit, coming around the back, and then I

616
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 3: just started following the person in front of me because

617
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's no way this person isn't going where

618
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 3: I'm going, so I'll.

619
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: Just go where they go.

620
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 2: So I do.

621
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 3: I get all the way up to a police barricade

622
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 3: with police at it and the car in front of me.

623
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: They move the police.

624
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 3: Barricade for the car in front of me, and then

625
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 3: I go to and then the cop kind of leans

626
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 3: forward and goes, which area are you working in? And

627
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 3: I go no, no, I'm here to get a test.

628
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 3: And he goes, oh, you just cut in like the

629
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 3: employee line. And I was like, oh, I didn't mean to.

630
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 3: This is that's what GPS told me to do. And

631
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: he goes, all right, well, you better drive right up there.

632
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: I cut like a two hour weight line with all

633
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 3: the people in their cars that were waiting all the

634
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: way up. I just basically cut in front of everybody,

635
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 3: and I it was one of the greatest things that's.

636
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 4: Ever happened to me.

637
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 5: And at the end the gave you your badge. Yeah,

638
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 5: there is a lot of police around there. It's like

639
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 5: a training area they have right at the base of

640
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 5: the Oh. Yeah, they're you know, crawling on the ground

641
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 5: and practicing Miranda racial profiling.

642
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 4: Yes, they're doing a lot of that.

643
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're getting good, he said, with a lot of

644
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: fear in his voice.

645
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 5: As soon as It's funny when I don't have confidence

646
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 5: when what I'm saying, not only do I increase the volume, I.

647
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 4: Get a little higher.

648
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, just send it up and lower.

649
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 4: You know that I'm confident in what I'm saying.

650
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: You're confident in just tapping on that sounds.

651
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, very excited for our guests today.

652
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, me too.

653
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 3: What you know, sometimes and not very often, Actually, I

654
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 3: should be honest. Sometimes this when you when you look

655
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 3: and go, oh, I have four things to do today,

656
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 3: and my last thing is go record a mobile podcast.

657
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: Ye, like I wish I could lay on the couch.

658
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: Not not today, not with this guest.

659
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 4: Oh exactly.

660
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm delighted.

661
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 4: Even some of the guests that I know are going

662
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 4: to be great. I either get nervous or not. With Cara,

663
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 4: she's uh, someone that brings me calm.

664
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she's a well, she's I've always said this

665
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 3: to her. Is she It feels to me like she

666
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 3: is my cousin in that way that she is like

667
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 3: me and the people I grew up with so much

668
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 3: that there's a very bizarre familiarity to her.

669
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

670
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 3: When I very first met her and I was just like,

671
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 3: where the fuck did you come from? And then I

672
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 3: saw her do stand up and I'm like, you, why

673
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: doesn't everyone know who you are from your stand up?

674
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: But that you know, that happens a lot to female comics.

675
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 3: If you're really good, somehow you're the one that's hosting

676
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 3: the show instead of headlining.

677
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 4: Right, It happens a lot, Yeah, because people are comfortable

678
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 4: with you. Yeah.

679
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 3: But then, luckily enough, she and Lisa Trigger put together

680
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,479
Speaker 3: a little podcast called That's Messed Up Lawn Order Resvie

681
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 3: Podcast and it's one of our most popular podcasts on

682
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: exactly right.

683
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 4: They also advertised in not Times Square.

684
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: Yes, they were up there too.

685
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 4: Yeah Lisa or is it Lisa or Lisa?

686
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: It's Lisa?

687
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Lisa.

688
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 5: I did a show with her the other night at

689
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 5: the Improv and she was she kills so hard and

690
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 5: it's it's like me, it's it's stand up. That's pretty

691
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 5: much personality based out, you know. They everyone loves her.

692
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 5: Every time I see her perform, she has the audience

693
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 5: and it's done with like a not a care in

694
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 5: the world.

695
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 4: I don't care if you like me or not. Right now.

696
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: She's authentic. Yeah, it's she's hilarious.

697
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 5: And I told her, I told her right to her face.

698
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 5: But I'm like, you're just being yourself. You're just a

699
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 5: funny person and you're doing it but without even trying.

700
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is.

701
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 3: That ease about her makes it like I wish there

702
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: were so many things when I was doing sets like

703
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 3: that that I wish I knew where. It's like, if

704
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 3: you feel nervous, figure out something to do about it,

705
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 3: because when you act angry, everyone knows you're nervous.

706
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 4: Right.

707
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 3: That was always my drip. I'm like, well, I'll just

708
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: be a big bitch. It's like, yeah, that's a huge

709
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 3: tell that you're you're out of your depth, lady.

710
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're of all people.

711
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 5: Barry Kats was being interviewed on some on my phone

712
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 5: by someone and that was his main point. If they

713
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 5: if an audience can smell that you're not comfortable, and

714
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 5: a lot of the tells.

715
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 4: Are this and this and this, Yeah, you you are

716
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 4: in trouble.

717
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 5: And I was like, wow, I kind of made a

718
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 5: career of being uncomfortable on stage, flubbing where it's something

719
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 5: I learned to make it work eventually, But I didn't

720
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 5: realize being confident was a big part of my job.

721
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: No one ever told me that they're good dogs.

722
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 5: They are good dogs, and they're done with the trauma

723
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 5: America's birth.

724
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 4: They're over here.

725
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right. I bet they're so thrilled.

726
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 5: I really this year, for some reason, it hit me.

727
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 5: It's it's I really, I don't care for fireworks. I

728
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 5: don't want to be a broken record, but it just

729
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 5: really hit me.

730
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 4: And it's because of those stops.

731
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's something you can do, like you

732
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 3: could go to pump Springs on fourth of July to Yeah,

733
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 3: that seems like, oh, get out.

734
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 4: Of town, right. Yeah.

735
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 5: I think I might, But I'm afraid that that'll be

736
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 5: fireworks city because it's just there's no grass to catch

737
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 5: on fire.

738
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 4: I bet there's fireworks everywhere, but you can be off

739
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 4: in some there must be.

740
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 3: There must be a place somewhere that's like, we don't

741
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: allow these because submarine, there's people, there's people, there's veterans

742
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 3: who can't be around it.

743
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: It's complete PTSD like it's not it's a serious thing. Yeah,

744
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: and it's fucked up.

745
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 4: Yeah it is.

746
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: It is.

747
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 4: And my neighborhood loves fireworks. Yeah, they're just it won't stop.

748
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: Imagine if they came up with a Dodgers firework, you'd

749
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: be ruined.

750
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 4: Yoh, okay, I at least want to see a photo

751
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 4: of it.

752
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: Is it the logo?

753
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 4: Yes, I do. You said it before and I did

754
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: want it. You read my mind.

755
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: Well, that was a really beautiful color. It was like

756
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: a rose gold.

757
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 4: Couch.

758
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 5: Once you flip it around and see those cushions, you'll

759
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 5: probably change your mind.

760
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: Rose gold with an accent color of catches.

761
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 4: Those cushions have been used for the pushions of cats.

762
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 4: Oh he's pushing. We're gonna have to get rid of

763
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 4: that cat.

764
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 5: I had the best, Like, I think it's a chaise

765
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 5: lounge where it's like on one side there's a a

766
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 5: backrest for fainting. Oh yeah, and the other side just

767
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 5: drops off legs symmetrical and it was like crushed velvet,

768
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 5: very nice, very antique, and my cat loved to pee

769
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 5: on it.

770
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I had to let it go. I had

771
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 4: to let it go.

772
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: You fired your cat.

773
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to let the cat go.

774
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: It's unfair.

775
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not. Everything is late. I pay you too much.

776
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 4: You're going to Montana to retire at my father's. Here's

777
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 4: a skate spot and what do you mean.

778
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 5: Right right beyond this, there's a little embankment and I

779
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 5: skate here sometimes.

780
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm very familiar. I've parked here before.

781
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like a parking spot. Kara was

782
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: on her porch, so I I just pulled over unless

783
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: she was going to turn around. Hi, Rosie.

784
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 4: That's a cute kid. Rosie.

785
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: The last time I saw you you were this big.

786
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 4: This big.

787
00:36:50,640 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: You are four years old. That's very old. Bye, I'll

788
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: talk to you later.

789
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 2: Kara, we're getting right into it.

790
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: Hi, your baby four years old?

791
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 4: I know.

792
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 2: It's so insane. She's like, I want to come out

793
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: and say hi to your friends. I was like, okay,

794
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: thanks for flip flop and with the playground, no problem.

795
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, when it moved back, I was

796
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 2: like guys, I can't just sit at the playground like

797
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: a loon. No, you know, a lady alone without a

798
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: kid at some part. Some playgrounds have signs that say

799
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: you're not.

800
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 4: Allowed to do that.

801
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

802
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 4: I worked at a daycare ward that was.

803
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: Please, no loitering.

804
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 4: I often skateboard across the street from That's what I've

805
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 4: heard that.

806
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 2: That's like according to you know, other people I know

807
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: that skate They're like, that's a legendary skate park. And

808
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: then I told my friends and they go that flat

809
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 2: parking lot there, there has nothing in it that's abandoned

810
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 2: with a dumpster. I go, yeah, it's a legendary skate park.

811
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 4: On one edge there's there's a curve and yeah, and

812
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 4: the guys like set up benches and like pieces of wood.

813
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: They really make it their own, you know.

814
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a DIY spot. I like that, and I

815
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 4: think it's fun.

816
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: I watch them throw their boards over and break in

817
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: every weekend.

818
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, there is fun. There's a criminal element. There's

819
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 4: a criminal element in my entire area.

820
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: The kids order Postmates to my house because they're not

821
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 2: allowed to order it to school, so they'll just be

822
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: McDonald's on my front my front steps all the time,

823
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm like, is this yours? Is somebody

824
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 2: named Antonio?

825
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 4: They can they run across and they just run and

826
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 4: get it.

827
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm on the back on the back side

828
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 2: of a high school. Yes, yeah, so it's actually kind

829
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 2: of the best because the kids are all really cool.

830
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 4: I'm not near the front side.

831
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 2: I'm not where any of them get dropped off, so

832
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 2: I don't get any of the hubbub of the high school,

833
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 2: but I get all the cool high school vibes and

834
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 2: kids ordering food to my house.

835
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 4: I want that so fun.

836
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 5: I want a cake to get delivered to your doorstep

837
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 5: with a file in it.

838
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 3: Also that you must be proud because now you know

839
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 3: that you're the cool lady that won't get mad if

840
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 3: they order stuff to your But I'm married to the

841
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 3: lame Clint Eastwood man who goes I swear to God

842
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 3: and I tend to Chick fil A bag ends up

843
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 3: on this porch.

844
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm eating it, and I'm like, they're just kids that

845
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: want to eat fast food.

846
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 4: Let them live. Yeah, who cares? He fires up exactly.

847
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: He is slowly turning into clean Eastwood. Like when we

848
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: drive now he goes, look at this idiot. He narrates

849
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 2: everything happening in traffic, and I go, oh, that guy

850
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: that's waiting for a pedestrian across before he turns, and

851
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, I didn't see that. He's just so

852
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 2: angry all the time about nothing. I think he's, you know,

853
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 2: steps away from voting Republican.

854
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 4: But I'll do what I can.

855
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: But it's a good venting.

856
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,240
Speaker 3: Don't think when you're because it's you by yourself, usually

857
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 3: in a car, So if you're screaming at people, it

858
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,720
Speaker 3: never goes anywhere.

859
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully.

860
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 2: And he's like a performer, so he wants to he

861
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 2: wants someone to hear it. You're right, you know if

862
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: event falls in the woods all that, Yeah, you know, does.

863
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 4: No one hears it? Does it?

864
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

865
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 4: Does anyone get to feel better about themselves? Okay?

866
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 3: I was just telling Chris a couple days before the

867
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 3: fourth of July, I was driving right here, or maybe

868
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 3: a little further down on this street. Okay, someone threw

869
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: an M eighty into the street. Oh my god, and

870
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 3: it was like boom and there was like a flash.

871
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: It was crazy, and it was like Fourth of July kickoff.

872
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 2: This is right this neighborhood is so wild out of

873
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 2: the fourth like they it's like NonStop from the middle

874
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: of the day where I don't understand the point.

875
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 4: Of flighting off fireworks. I can't see it.

876
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: Ye two four in the morning and my neighbor lights

877
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 2: them off, and we watched him do a couple this year.

878
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: And when I went to take my.

879
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 2: Kids to school the next morning, my car was covered

880
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: in orange firework dust because one of his fireworks had

881
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 2: just shot at my.

882
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 4: Car because it tipped over. Yeah, you know, not that

883
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 4: many people have a license to do this. Guy.

884
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 5: You know, I was in Montana, it was legal. There's

885
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 5: just fireworks stands everywhere, just outside of town. There's like

886
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 5: a rule that you have to be near a river

887
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 5: or something and all. Even as a kid, I didn't

888
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 5: want loud boom fireworks. I just wanted that little cardboard

889
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 5: tank that is usually broken or it's missing a wheel.

890
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 4: But it would like you'd light.

891
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,879
Speaker 5: It off and it would shoot some sparklers and then

892
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 5: a snake would coil out.

893
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'd clap and go inside. Yeah. So I

894
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 4: don't understand the explosions.

895
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: No, It's like, do you know how comedy is one

896
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 2: of the only like quote unquote professions where you can

897
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: just do it one time and say that you're it.

898
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: Like people will just do comedy ones and be like,

899
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian.

900
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 2: Like that's fireworks, man. Everyone's just like, I'm a firework person.

901
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 2: I know how to light them off.

902
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 4: I know what I'm doing. Anybody does, it's.

903
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 3: Usually yeah, it's actually not only do they not know

904
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 3: what they're doing, it's usually people that have a weird

905
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: obsession with fire. Yeah, something mentally questionable that they want

906
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 3: to be involved in that so directly.

907
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 4: Do your dogs hate it so much? That's what I

908
00:41:59,120 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 4: was curious.

909
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were talking about this.

910
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 3: Luckily, my dog Frank was found in Eagle Rock on

911
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 3: the streets, so he is immune.

912
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 4: He's like, this is my culture.

913
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like yeah. And then Blossom, the new dog,

914
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: just does what he does.

915
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: So there was a couple of those big booms that

916
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 3: she would kind of sit up on the ground, but

917
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 3: Frank was asleep, so she's like, oh, I guess nothing

918
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 3: bad is happening. So luckily, because my my old dog

919
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 3: that died two years ago was a hound and.

920
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 4: She was like that was the worst day of the

921
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 4: year for her.

922
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: I basically had I learned.

923
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 3: Eventually I had to give her Benadryl and make her

924
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: sleepy so that she could at least like be lightly

925
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 3: drugged because it was so bad.

926
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, the house eye is at in Venice. We all

927
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 5: decided demanded the dog be drugged. You had the sleepy

928
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 5: calm down drugs DOUN belief. They're called sleepy calm down,

929
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 5: sleepy calm down no for dog, doggies acually dog specific.

930
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 2: And I took it for my Hey, I don't have dogs,

931
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 2: but they have kids. Melatonin and I give that to

932
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 2: my kids on the plane. Oh yeah, yeah, got to

933
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: get on get nice and drowsy. What what's the craziest

934
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: or a story from your children on a plane. Do

935
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: you have any nightmares?

936
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 4: Yeah? The first time.

937
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 2: Well, like the best advice anyone ever gave me, if

938
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 2: anyone is listening that like is gonna have a kid

939
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,400
Speaker 2: or has a tiny kid and having trouble, is like,

940
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 2: bring extra clothes and not just for your kids, for you,

941
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 2: you got to bring extra clothes for everyone in your family.

942
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: The very first flight we went on Oscar was never

943
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: a big bar for turbo barfed just all over me flight,

944
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,959
Speaker 2: just everywhere and I had to change my clothes.

945
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 4: I had changed his clothes.

946
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 2: My daughter has just gone to the bathroom with me

947
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 2: on the plane and then gone because she's let her

948
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 2: peek go on to her underwear. It's just, yeah, I

949
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: don't know what is she's she's mischievsus. She's like, what

950
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: will happen if I pee in my own underwear? And

951
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 2: so then on that flight, I didn't have I didn't

952
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: have pants or underwear for her on me. I mean

953
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 2: I did in the suit in the checked suitcase.

954
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 4: So I just had like a.

955
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 2: Delta blanket wrapped around her. And she's not staying still,

956
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,240
Speaker 2: so she's given a flash and everyone on the plane

957
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 2: with her little three year old butt at the time.

958
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,439
Speaker 2: And but yeah, I'm flying with them for the first

959
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 2: time in August by myself. Oh, so that will be interesting.

960
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 2: I've flown with just my daughter alone, but I've never

961
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 2: flown with the two of them alone. And it's gonna

962
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 2: be wild. Yeah, but you know, I just rely on

963
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 2: those Delta blankets.

964
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

965
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna be so, I mean, I'm gonna start

966
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 2: packing like seven days in advance. I'm gonna be it's

967
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: gonna be like a military exercise, Like truly, I've already

968
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 2: booked my ride. I'm already like figuring out all the

969
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 2: different ways that I can like get because I got.

970
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: The only hard part is checking the bags because I'm

971
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: gonna have a roller and bags.

972
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 4: It's a lot.

973
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 2: You guys, have you ever you guys follow me on Instagram?

974
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 2: Did you guys happen to see the photos of me

975
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: with the kids When I was wheeling them through. I

976
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 2: got these things that attached to their to their car

977
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 2: seats and I just wheel them like luggage, oh through

978
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 2: the airport. My daughter outgrew it, but it was the

979
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 2: best hack because I could just take them through everything.

980
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: They felt like they were getting a ride. Yeah, it

981
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: was amazing.

982
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 2: No stroller.

983
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: They're facing people, They're going, what's up?

984
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 2: People know you have too many bags, and then they

985
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 2: look down and they see that it's a child, and

986
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, out of my way.

987
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 1: You know it's the best.

988
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: Yes, So yeah, you're just constantly trying to like hack

989
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: the whole travel process. But I would say, just yeah,

990
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 2: him barfing on me, Rosie, that's like Rosie now is cool.

991
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 2: She'll just watch TV the whole time, which is great. Oscar,

992
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do with him. He's

993
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 2: such a little wiggle worm and he wants to go

994
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 2: get his hands and everything like he is.

995
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 4: I'm not a dog owner.

996
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 2: I haven't ever had a dog, but he is like

997
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,720
Speaker 2: that puppy that will find any tiny hole in the fence, yeah.

998
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 4: And get and try to escape.

999
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 2: It's like he doesn't like his life with us, because

1000
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 2: anytime there's a small crack in a gate or a

1001
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 2: fence or a door, it's like he's gone. Like we

1002
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 2: were just at I take my kids to Draggon every year,

1003
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 2: and they were in this kid's area, and then Brent

1004
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: Sullivan was I was with Brent Sullivan and Elliott Glazer

1005
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 2: and Brent turns to Elliot and goes, Cara's.

1006
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 4: Child is running away.

1007
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 2: And Oscar had just run out to like the area

1008
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 2: these double doors where there was it was where all

1009
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 2: the food trucks were. So luckily that was enclosed, but

1010
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 2: could have just been traffic. I mean he I tried

1011
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 2: me and a librarian chased him and got him moments

1012
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 2: before he ran into aunt full three lane traffic on

1013
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: Figueroa here in Los Angeles. It was and he was

1014
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 2: laughing gleefully the entire way, pumping his arms like take

1015
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 2: me back to Heaven Lord, and he's like I'm chasing him, screaming,

1016
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: and it's only making him laugh harder. Somebody who's a

1017
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 2: child psychologist, tell me what that What does all that

1018
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 2: symbolism mean?

1019
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 3: That's second born. That's the freedom of being second born.

1020
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 3: I swear to God because that's what I was like

1021
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 3: to when I was little aware. I would get these

1022
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 3: ideas where it's like, what would be fun? What could

1023
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 3: I do right now that would be really fun? And

1024
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: it was always something like drag a pencil along a

1025
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 3: white wall, Yeah, that's fun. Grape juice poured out of

1026
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 3: this glass at the guests at the at someone else's

1027
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 3: house that I don't know, like always, and my mom

1028
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 3: was like, I can't take you anywhere, like it was crazy. Meanwhile,

1029
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 3: my sister was the most low key, the most like quiet, shy,

1030
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: like crazy.

1031
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but are both cycle. I don't even get it.

1032
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 2: I don't even get a chill one.

1033
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 4: Rosie. Rosie doesn't have a death wish like Oscar does.

1034
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 2: But she she is mischievous. She's so mischievous. But Oscar

1035
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 2: threw my phone at the flat screen the other day,

1036
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: had to get a new flatscreen. Oh yeah, he fully damaged.

1037
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 2: I mean, like you couldn't watch TV on it anymore.

1038
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: It's just never ending. What you guys do when something

1039
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 2: like that happens?

1040
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: Do you yell? Are you like the parents that never

1041
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: say no?

1042
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 4: No? Oh my god? We say no all the time?

1043
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: Okay, because permissive parenting is going to be the downfall

1044
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 2: of the society because I see it in practice every

1045
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 2: day and it's not working. No, but I I we

1046
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 2: we yell at him to say we go oscar No,

1047
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. So now it's like what I've been

1048
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 2: told is like, say no very sternly, and then this

1049
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,479
Speaker 2: sounds wild, but ignore him for like fifteen to thirty

1050
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 2: seconds so that he knows, like this doesn't get you

1051
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 2: the attention that you want. Yeah, you know, because that's

1052
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 2: I don't know everything. I follow all the new ag

1053
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: parent instagrams and they're all like, you know, you're taller,

1054
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to express himself, and that's why he's

1055
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 2: throwing a cell phone at the flat screen, you know.

1056
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, but I can't afford his lack

1057
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 1: of knowledge of his emotions.

1058
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know, we gotta like he used to,

1059
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: he just stopped just throwing his plate on the floor

1060
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 2: whenever he was done with a meal, food on it,

1061
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: food not on it, just throw the whole thing on

1062
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: the floor, like done. And it would set me off

1063
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 2: and I would go stump itch and he would go

1064
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 2: like he doesn't.

1065
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: A loud yell does not register to him.

1066
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 2: So I've just stopped wasting my time at We're at

1067
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 2: the South Past Farmers Market. Oh yeah, Oh, my friend

1068
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 2: just invited me to this today and I said, you

1069
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: know I can't. I'm doing a podcast.

1070
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's our surprise.

1071
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: You're taking me there too.

1072
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 4: We're gonna do cherry samping vegetable based street party.

1073
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: The farmer's market is so funny, just like I don't know.

1074
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: I bring my kids, but they just my utter just

1075
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: want some the ice cream there.

1076
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1077
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 2: Other kids are like sampling fresh vegetables, not mine. This's

1078
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 2: a vegetarian who doesn't need any vegetables.

1079
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 5: I get because there's all these different farm stands and

1080
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 5: I feel bad if you get everything.

1081
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 4: At once, So I'll get let that's here, chop around.

1082
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it.

1083
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 2: You can't just go with one plate I support everybody.

1084
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 2: You know what, I want to go to a farmer's

1085
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 2: work it for soon. I want to get my knives sharpened.

1086
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 2: Is that psychotic? I just want to pack all my

1087
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,439
Speaker 2: knives in a bag and bring them to somebody. There's

1088
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 2: always a knife sharpener at those things. It's like there's

1089
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: always some guy with a little truck I got.

1090
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was such a thing for my dad to do.

1091
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 4: When I was a kid. We would go to the

1092
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 4: Army Navy surplus. Story. Knew the guy's name. He had

1093
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 4: a little monkey with him with a fish.

1094
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a live monkey.

1095
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1096
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 5: Maybe it was a dog, but he had a companion

1097
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 5: wasn't human, and he would my dad would bring a

1098
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 5: Swiss Army knife. Some of them are better kitchen knives

1099
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 5: than this guy would make them dangerous sharpen everything.

1100
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1101
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's because I don't trust myself to my own knives.

1102
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 2: No, I don't really know how to do it. But honestly,

1103
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 2: cooking with dull knives is dangerous. That is, and my

1104
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: dad used to sharpen knives before he cooked all the time.

1105
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 2: You would stand around, yeah, talk and do it. Yeah.

1106
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: But I think it's just basically you have to go

1107
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: one direction on the on the sharpener thing.

1108
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have any thing. It looks like a sword.

1109
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 4: Yes, but I don't know how you use it. Yeah

1110
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 4: I should.

1111
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 2: I'll ask my dad and then I'll tell you guys,

1112
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 2: well there is a new Could you ask your dad

1113
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 2: to actually explain it in a voice memo and then

1114
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: send me that.

1115
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really like that.

1116
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 2: I would that podcast, Karen, Dad tells you how to

1117
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 2: do stuff and you should know how to do yes,

1118
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 2: and he'll tell you that part too.

1119
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 4: I think that's a good idea.

1120
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 5: We got to record dad's giving advice and how to

1121
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 5: uh directions.

1122
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: I don't want to make you feel bad, but there

1123
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 3: is an entire like hashtag world on TikTok that literally is.

1124
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 4: That Well, is it a podcast yet? No?

1125
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say no. There's like eight hundred thousands exactly.

1126
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 4: Probably. Wait, the TikTok is people giving dads giving it.

1127
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 3: It's dad's literally going so if you if your lawnmower

1128
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 3: isn't starting, here's what you got to check. You just think.

1129
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 3: So it's basically stuff that if you had a dad there,

1130
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: they would take care of it. So they're just explaining

1131
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 3: to you how to handle shit. If you have a

1132
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 3: house or you're doing house like stuff, that's.

1133
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:20,720
Speaker 2: So funny because at my house I do all that stuff,

1134
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: like I put together every piece of furniture. I do

1135
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 2: all of the handiwork, and if I can't handle it,

1136
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,959
Speaker 2: I call a man who I know in my phone.

1137
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: I just called him today.

1138
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 5: There was a guy on YouTube that I follow, and

1139
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 5: I don't follow a lot of people, but he goes

1140
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 5: into character where he's actually acting like your dad, and

1141
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 5: I know that sounds strange, basically all right, sweetie, I'll

1142
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 5: see you next time. Like he's a genuine person, and

1143
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 5: he's catering to.

1144
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: The fact that they realized a lot of the people

1145
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 4: that watch his.

1146
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 5: Videos don't have parents, right they'd mentioned that or they

1147
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 5: didn't ever teach them those things, and he's really leaning

1148
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 5: into that.

1149
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 4: And it's like called the how how how.

1150
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 3: Do you do it?

1151
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 4: Dad? Or something that's probably not much better, And it's great.

1152
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 5: I watch it and I and my dad did show

1153
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 5: me stuff, but he's not always in my living room.

1154
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 4: Right.

1155
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: There's also a guy on that my sisters showed me

1156
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: on TikTok.

1157
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 3: That's your nice career, your supportive Korean dad and it's

1158
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 3: this guy that's like, I'm really proud of you. Cly

1159
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 3: makes me choke up when I think about it, because

1160
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 3: it's like people need that and they and the stuff

1161
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 3: that he says.

1162
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: He just he kind of goes by like either what's

1163
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 1: happening in the news or whatever.

1164
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 3: And in this way that is so believable. It's not

1165
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 3: like he's not, you know, trying to be an influencer.

1166
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 3: He's like he's like, I'm trying to help people that

1167
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 3: need this kind of support and have never gotten it.

1168
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so love Yeah, so nice. God, maybe the

1169
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 4: Internet is not a full cesspool.

1170
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean I don't think it is in some ways.

1171
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, are you guys on threads? No threads

1172
00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 4: came out?

1173
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: Did people already hate it? They like started it, and

1174
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: it's like a nightmare. Like I logged into it and

1175
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, I'll.

1176
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: Just like log in and see what it is or whatever,

1177
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 2: because it's so easy to just download and it connects

1178
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: to your Instagram right away and it follows all the

1179
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 2: same people and it's like it's very easy. And then

1180
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 2: I realized I had to confirm every single person that

1181
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 2: friend requested me. And because everybody's doing it automatically. It

1182
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 2: was hundreds of people that I had to auto confirm

1183
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: halfway through the day that went away. So obviously they're

1184
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 2: making fixes. But someone also told me that if you

1185
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,479
Speaker 2: quit it, your Instagram account gets deleted too, which people

1186
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: are furious about.

1187
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 4: Wait what threads, I don't know it. Oh, it's literally

1188
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 4: Instagram's Twitter.

1189
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 2: Like Instagram is starting a new thing to try to

1190
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 2: like get people instead of Instagram just be like, how

1191
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 2: it's all pictures. This is going to be just like Twitter,

1192
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 2: but through your Instagram.

1193
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 5: I thought threads would be first spelled with a Z,

1194
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 5: and so you just have to show pictures of your

1195
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 5: new outfits.

1196
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah no, And it's like if you're verified on Instagram,

1197
00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: you're verified on Threads.

1198
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 4: It's all connected.

1199
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 2: But I'm just I think I'm just hanging on for

1200
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 2: and I'm looking for any place that I can once

1201
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 2: in a while put a thought that's not Twitter anymore,

1202
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 2: because I just I mean, Karen, you're one of my

1203
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 2: favorite follows on Twitter.

1204
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 4: Do you not find it so horrible in there now?

1205
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 1: Or what you It is the worst?

1206
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 2: It is like verified people are at the top, and

1207
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 2: they're the people that are paying and they're the and

1208
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: they're the mostly Nazis. Yeah, and people that are like yeah,

1209
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 2: there's all kinds of suggestions of people that alt come,

1210
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,839
Speaker 2: of people, Wait, am I going in the wrong way

1211
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 2: to the drive through?

1212
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 4: And this is it? This is right?

1213
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jared got to a car accident coming out

1214
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 2: of this.

1215
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 4: No, oh yeah, don't worry.

1216
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 2: We just handled it.

1217
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: After two years, it's been finally behind us.

1218
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 5: The exit was on the right side. And that fireman

1219
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 5: would have love this, yeah, or someone from England. It's

1220
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 5: all backwards.

1221
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's all get Starbucks. Yes, this will be recorded,

1222
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 4: so order wisely.

1223
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 3: Can I get an ice sorry, a grande iced latte

1224
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 3: and then also a couple others.

1225
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 4: I'd like a grande iced coffee with a little almond milk.

1226
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: And that's gonna be it.

1227
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 4: That concludes the order.

1228
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like one of those freaks that doesn't drink coffee.

1229
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 2: I know why, because you don't like giving yourself anxiety. No,

1230
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 2: I just honestly, I don't like the taste.

1231
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 4: And I never start.

1232
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: I just never start.

1233
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,720
Speaker 2: I had one tiny little cup of it in Italy

1234
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 2: one time, and I was like, what are we doing

1235
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 2: to guys? We made a plan, but I was like,

1236
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 2: I don't, like I really need coffee.

1237
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know they have things like lemonade and stuff.

1238
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 4: Oh sure, oh sure, but I got a water bottle.

1239
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 2: I got an exactly right water bottles and with my

1240
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 2: water staying cool in this all day, I don't need

1241
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 2: any other beverages.

1242
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:52,760
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.

1243
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,479
Speaker 3: Now, I'm very happy that you're actually using that, because

1244
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 3: sometimes those are.

1245
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 1: You know, everybody has their own specific like eyes or shape.

1246
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: And I've really worried about it because I love this

1247
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 2: one because it's so big, because I hate refilling over

1248
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 2: and over again. It doesn't fit in the cup holders.

1249
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 2: But I just put it on the seat.

1250
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 4: Next to me, right, so yeah, put thee around it.

1251
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I treat it like a little baby.

1252
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 4: I put it between my legs because it's so wide.

1253
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 4: It helps with my displac I find that because it's

1254
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 4: so large, I will never leave it anywhere.

1255
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: Wait, do you have hip dysplasia?

1256
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 5: No, but I do have a false hit a fake hip.

1257
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 5: Oh that's right, and I'm supposed to get the other

1258
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 5: one done.

1259
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: Because hip displasia.

1260
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 4: It is a baby thing.

1261
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 2: Like i'ven't known a couple people who have had babies

1262
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 2: with hip displasia and they put them in these harnesses

1263
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 2: where their legs are just constantly spread eagles, right, and

1264
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 2: it's so hilarious, just tiny babies with their little legs

1265
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 2: like wide open. Yeah.

1266
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1267
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 5: It's just a word I like to say, like corrugated.

1268
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 5: I say displacious, and I usually miss it. Sounds like

1269
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 5: I was using it correctly. I gotta I like, widen

1270
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 5: my hips.

1271
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 4: You got it? Yeah, wide wide burden hits and then

1272
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 4: I'll never get to use trust me, it's overrated.

1273
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: Speaking of some mother.

1274
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jared got a vasectomy a couple of weeks ago,

1275
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 2: six weeks ago, Yeah, and he just complained for so

1276
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 2: many days, and I was like, this is just not that.

1277
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 4: Big of a deal. I had two nine pound babies. Oh,

1278
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 4: they were over nine pounds.

1279
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: They were both nine to three.

1280
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 2: Sos it And I was just like me too, I don't,

1281
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:38,959
Speaker 2: I don't.

1282
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it.

1283
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I just was like, you know, because when

1284
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 2: they it had like I'm sure it's not comfortable, but

1285
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: it's not painful. It's just annoying, you know, right, Like

1286
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 2: I think it's like, oh I wish this wasn't happening,

1287
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 2: kind of like, you.

1288
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 4: Know, no, that's why I I think it's been proven

1289
00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 4: women have a higher pain toll.

1290
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to side out.

1291
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. When I had number one, I wanted

1292
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 2: to quit halfway through, I told my doctor, I go,

1293
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 2: we gotta stop.

1294
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 4: She goes, you can't really do that.

1295
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: I could see the head and I was like, oh no.

1296
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 2: And then the second one, I mean they really, they

1297
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: really do just pop out after that first one.

1298
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 4: So that wasn't that hard. I should have offered to

1299
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 4: give you cash, just a straw for me, thank you.

1300
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 4: Oh did you get an extra water?

1301
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: Oh that might not be our water.

1302
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 4: Oh maybe it's not our water.

1303
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: This might not be ours.

1304
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 4: Nobody ordered the water. It does look refreshing.

1305
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: We don't want him to be offended.

1306
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 4: It was probably something we said, Oh wait, this is weird.

1307
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: This is not how it should go.

1308
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 4: I thought you meant that hat with those cargo sharks.

1309
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 2: No, just the in and out are switched exactly. Oh

1310
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 2: that's weird. But that's not how Jared got into the

1311
00:59:58,480 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 2: car accident.

1312
00:59:59,240 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: Okay, good.

1313
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 2: He was pulling out here and it was like stop traffic,

1314
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: and he tried to take a left and he went

1315
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 2: into and the people coming on the other side went

1316
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 2: it was his fault.

1317
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 4: Has he ever been in a car accident before?

1318
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean he's been in like two since then,

1319
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 2: but they weren't his fault. That one was his fault.

1320
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 5: My car has many dents on it, and so people

1321
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 5: maybe think that it's me, But I've never been in

1322
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 5: the car when they happened.

1323
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 2: Oh really, your car just gets walloped a lot while

1324
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 2: it's on the street.

1325
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 4: It's been.

1326
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 5: It's received so many walloppings. Even in my garage. That's

1327
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,479
Speaker 5: when it rained a lot. Part of the ceiling fell

1328
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 5: on the back of mic. Your car can't catch a break.

1329
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 5: It can just catch some dry water. It's dented, and

1330
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 5: it's not my fault. I've never been in a wreck

1331
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 5: while operating a motor vehicle.

1332
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

1333
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 4: I just wind a brag.

1334
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 1: That's a good brag.

1335
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,240
Speaker 3: It's ironic though, that you're not driving I am, because

1336
01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 3: I have been in I think three or four car accidents,

1337
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 3: all my fault, and the first two or maybe all three,

1338
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 3: I was.

1339
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: It was college age and I just.

1340
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 3: Love to drive fast, and I would like speed and

1341
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 3: it would be raining and then I would go to

1342
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,439
Speaker 3: slam on the brakes and just slide into the back

1343
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 3: of cars.

1344
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: I did that a couple of times.

1345
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm actually getting I don't want to get on

1346
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 3: the one ten, so get.

1347
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 4: Well, you just maybe got that. I've always driven.

1348
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 5: My friends made fun of me because I had the

1349
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 5: seat all the way up and I rest my chin

1350
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 5: on the staring wheel. Basically, I'm like a strange I

1351
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 5: drive in fear, and so of course I've never been in.

1352
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 2: A rent well, but see, Jared drives really like a

1353
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 2: very cautiously and I'm very aggressive, and he's gotten into

1354
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 2: more accidents than I.

1355
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 3: Have because he's doing things like trying to take a

1356
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 3: left out of that story where it's like, no, don't

1357
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 3: do that, just don't take a left four legs and

1358
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 3: then right, yeah, I mean.

1359
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be so harsh to Jered.

1360
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 2: I think that we should just call this episode to Jared,

1361
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 2: stop complaining about traffic, to stop complaining about your vasectomy,

1362
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 2: and stop.

1363
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 4: Getting in car accidents.

1364
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: Sick of hearing about yours already keep bringing him up.

1365
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 2: Jesus, I gotta get out of the house, for that's

1366
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 2: all I have are my husband and kids. You need

1367
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 2: to get over to that skatepark and you find to

1368
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 2: meet some bat pals and learn how to allie.

1369
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 5: The next time I'm there, I'm gonna say hello, Yeah,

1370
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 5: come knock on my door.

1371
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: My kids love to like watch those guys skateboard and stuff.

1372
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 4: I love.

1373
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 2: They're always nice and.

1374
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 5: Every little kid seems to be somewhat interested in a skateboard.

1375
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,959
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's great.

1376
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: It feels like a tiny little car that they can drive.

1377
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think, yeah, it's just like any kid's gonna

1378
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 5: be like, wow, there's a grown man that still plays.

1379
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 4: With a toy. Interesting. It seems to be pirate of

1380
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,120
Speaker 4: his lifestyle.

1381
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 3: It must be very heartening. It's like, oh, it doesn't.

1382
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 3: It's not all shit after age seventeen or whatever.

1383
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,480
Speaker 1: That's that's what your children are thinking.

1384
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're thinking about mortality and when they're going to

1385
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 2: lose their ability to do the things they love.

1386
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 5: The first thing my first words were, when do I

1387
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 5: have to start paying taxes?

1388
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 1: When's that start? Have you been doing sets lately? Great question, Karen.

1389
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 2: I find, much like on this podcast, that my material

1390
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 2: is only about my children, and Jim Daffigan.

1391
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 4: Is allowed to do that. But I'm not you know.

1392
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,680
Speaker 4: Oh no, so I think you're allowed to No, Yes,

1393
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 4: I know. I have a good time.

1394
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 2: I do some sets here and there where I get booked,

1395
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 2: but I'm not out there hustling trying to put together

1396
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 2: a new half, you know what I mean. Like I'm

1397
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Speaker 2: kind of I write down joke ideas. I rarely sit

1398
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 2: and try to like put things together. But I have

1399
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 2: my show on Wednesdays. Chris comes to do it. Yes,

1400
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 2: it's at Barbiandini Oracle Park.

1401
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, which that is the best. Oh you should come.

1402
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 2: It's so great. It's just like a natural wine bar.

1403
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 2: But they also have beer and non alcoholic stuff. But

1404
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 2: they I say that just because to say it's not

1405
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 2: a full bar. And the guy that owns it is

1406
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 2: Josh Weinstein, who used to run the Josh and Josh

1407
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,720
Speaker 2: Show forever and so it's so perfect.

1408
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: He never tries to dick us over.

1409
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 2: He's never like, oh, you're canceled because this corporate Christmas

1410
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 2: party is coming in this week or whatever.

1411
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: He gets just like he's he gets it.

1412
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 4: He like we're like we need heaters. He got us

1413
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 4: like the chakest heaters.

1414
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 2: I know that sounds insane because he got us these

1415
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 2: heaters that are like attached to the wall and like

1416
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 2: warm the whole area. We did the show year round

1417
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 2: outside and yeah, we we had it last night.

1418
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 4: It was great packed.

1419
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: Everybody wanted to keep the Fourth of July vibes going

1420
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: and we.

1421
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,440
Speaker 4: Did it last night. Who did it last night?

1422
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 2: Well, Kate ber Lant was feature, was on the line up,

1423
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 2: but then to cancel truly an hour before the show

1424
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 2: because she was sick and so a lot of people

1425
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 2: shut up for her, I think. But also Hannah Einbinder

1426
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:12,040
Speaker 2: was there, Jenny Zigrino, who's very very funny, Nate Fernald

1427
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 2: I believe he is a friend of yours, and a

1428
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 2: couple of newer guys that are so funny, Spencer to

1429
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 2: Rubiarde who was so funny, and Cody Wilkins. We had

1430
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 2: a great lineup last night. Kate will be back on

1431
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 2: the twenty six. I was like, you know, it's like

1432
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 2: one of those things where you know, all these people

1433
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 2: came to see one person or no. I think they

1434
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 2: came to see Hannah too. Hannah is a huge star.

1435
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,240
Speaker 2: They came to see a lot of people, but a

1436
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 2: lot of people I think came because Kate isn't in

1437
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 2: LA that much as much anymore, and you know, to

1438
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 2: see her for free to stand up obviously fun. But

1439
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 2: you're like, when do I announce that? Do I say

1440
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 2: it up top where people will leave? Do I say

1441
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 2: it after I take donations? Because it's the donations. But

1442
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 2: we actually had Andrew Dismukes come on. He's on SNL

1443
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 2: right now, and he absolutely burned the place down so good.

1444
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,160
Speaker 4: It was a great It was a great, you know, replacement.

1445
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 4: He was like the funniest person in Austin winner I

1446
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 4: got it No.

1447
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 2: Three.

1448
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 4: I'm not here to brag. Oh.

1449
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 5: I think that he was sort of scouted from winning

1450
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 5: that contest now really yeah, I think he won out

1451
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 5: of Austin or and then and then ended up on Snell.

1452
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 4: I don't know him, but he he did.

1453
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,320
Speaker 2: He's so funny, like he did really really bring Yeah,

1454
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 2: everyone in Austin speaks very highly of it.

1455
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 3: I feel like that here, I want this question to

1456
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 3: be answered in this car, which is when do you

1457
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 3: make that announcement? And I would say if I was

1458
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,960
Speaker 3: Kara Klink in that situation, I would wait.

1459
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: Until the second to last person.

1460
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 3: That's exactly when I did it. Gary girl, that's exactly

1461
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 3: when I did it. Because you knew Nate Fernald was

1462
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 3: going to kill. Yeah, you knew Hannah Einbider was going

1463
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 3: to kill. You knew there was a celebrity element you

1464
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 3: were going to be giving them things. If you tell

1465
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 3: them up front you're not going to get the one

1466
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 3: thing you think you want, then they're gonna have a

1467
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 3: set idea but.

1468
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, or they're gonna sit there kind of disappointed the

1469
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 2: whole time, like you tricked me and brought me here

1470
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 2: and like so right before and I told Andrew I

1471
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,880
Speaker 2: was doing it, but I go, hey, I'm gonna tell

1472
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 2: them that Kate isn't coming like right before you, but

1473
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 2: you can just make fun of it and be like

1474
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 2: and he was like, no problem at all, and he

1475
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 2: did that and he was so funny. But I was like, hey, guys,

1476
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 2: so I know you all like are expecting Kate, but

1477
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: she is and like nobody there wasn't like a ah,

1478
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 2: like you know.

1479
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: They're just like okay, you know she's sick.

1480
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 2: It's like post COVID too, people aren't like forcing themselves

1481
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,040
Speaker 2: to go out when they have a sore throat. You know,

1482
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 2: they're like I just don't feel like it's responsible, so

1483
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 2: you know, hand yeah, And they were all good, and

1484
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 2: I said, and because she had also rescheduled, I go,

1485
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 2: she'll be back in two weeks, come see us blah

1486
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 2: blah blah, or maybe it's three weeks, but you know

1487
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 2: what I mean.

1488
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, my instincts are always off because I would think

1489
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 5: you'd want to announce before the show. Just yeah, that's

1490
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 5: what my husband said, was like all these shows like

1491
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:03,480
Speaker 5: that don't tell show or there was some secret headliner

1492
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 5: show that they used to do at the Helium clubs. Yeah,

1493
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 5: people are attracted to the fact that they don't know

1494
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,880
Speaker 5: who's gonna be. The element of surprise is what attract Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1495
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 5: And it's the time I did the show at Helium.

1496
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 5: Though I could hear an audible like, oh I don't

1497
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 5: know who I'm like, Oh, this is set up to

1498
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:23,879
Speaker 5: hurt my feelings.

1499
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 2: It's so funny how far people will go to to

1500
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:30,439
Speaker 2: convince themselves that you are somebody more famous than you are.

1501
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 2: Like when I went and performed for the Troops overseas,

1502
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:37,200
Speaker 2: I was like two years into comedy and these guys

1503
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 2: were like, oh, I've seen you on Saturday Night Live.

1504
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:45,000
Speaker 2: And I go, yep, I was like, you tell your

1505
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 2: friends at home if that helps you get through a

1506
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:49,639
Speaker 2: better day here in Kuwait, then you tell your friends

1507
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 2: you saw someone from esn OL and you can't remember

1508
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 2: her name, you know, perfect but like this, but yeah,

1509
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,640
Speaker 2: the the show is really fun on Wednesdays, it's just

1510
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 2: very the clientele is very young. So, you know, Jared

1511
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,560
Speaker 2: and I get up there and we banter for like

1512
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes about you know whatever, the news, our lives

1513
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 2: with our kids, whatever, and we're always like anyone have kids,

1514
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:13,599
Speaker 2: and it's.

1515
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 4: Like correct, you know, and.

1516
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 2: It's like nobody has, you know, they like they don't

1517
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:22,160
Speaker 2: even have a niece or a nephew.

1518
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 4: These people like they are all very young little babies.

1519
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,679
Speaker 2: They're all very cool and hip and dress cool. Yeah,

1520
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 2: it's always a good audience though. Yeah, they're a great audience.

1521
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:37,880
Speaker 4: And have food, right, there's always guest the bar doesn't.

1522
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 2: Have food, but they will have like pop up like yeah,

1523
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 2: Burger pop ups or whatever.

1524
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,679
Speaker 4: Dot dot dot dot dot. Yeah I did the logo

1525
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 4: you did. Yeah that's Mike Homes.

1526
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1527
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:55,679
Speaker 5: Yeah it's a little dog wearing a hamburger a bottom

1528
01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 5: bonn as with suspenders. The lettuce and tomatoes are on

1529
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 5: the dog's back, So I actually, right now.

1530
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 4: I'm realizing it's like ready for a human to eat

1531
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 4: a little Yeah, it's a yeah, but you know it

1532
01:10:10,479 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 4: was cute enough that you can get away with it. Yeah,

1533
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,599
Speaker 4: it's a little dog wearing a Burger outfit.

1534
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:17,840
Speaker 1: That's precious. I also love that bar.

1535
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:20,760
Speaker 3: There was some kind of after party type of thing

1536
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,680
Speaker 3: and this was so long pre COVID, but I went

1537
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 3: to that bar and I was just I was very

1538
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 3: excited because Josh is such a nice person and him

1539
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 3: and Josh who did the bar Luva show show Josh

1540
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 3: and Josh. Okay, that's right show, but they were so

1541
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:42,320
Speaker 3: like cool and nice and made such a good show

1542
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 3: that people got to do for so long that when

1543
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 3: I learned that was his bar, I was like, oh,

1544
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 3: this is like I just felt proud of the dumbest

1545
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 3: way of like, I this is a person that does

1546
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 3: so much for other people, and he gets he's still

1547
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 3: doing it.

1548
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 4: No, he They're the best.

1549
01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,280
Speaker 2: When they quit, Josh and after ten years they gave

1550
01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 2: us the show and we started our show called it

1551
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:07,640
Speaker 2: Better Half Comedy, Me and Jared and Lubitch. Oh and

1552
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 2: then Lubich started fucking with us, like what I'm talking about,

1553
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,519
Speaker 2: Like new managers came in, they didn't care about comedy.

1554
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, you know you didn't bring in

1555
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,760
Speaker 2: them many people this week, but it's like last week

1556
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 2: we were back to the gills, Like what are you

1557
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:19,719
Speaker 2: talking about?

1558
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

1559
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 2: Like Josh never cares about that kind of stuff, Like

1560
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 2: even though we always like, you know, we have people

1561
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 2: like but you know, they were just like, oh, we've

1562
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 2: got a party next week, so you can't have the show.

1563
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 2: And like we just were like, you know what I think,

1564
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:33,840
Speaker 2: let's get out of here. And we were already moving

1565
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,880
Speaker 2: to the East Side. So going to Josh's place at Bandin,

1566
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,640
Speaker 2: he was perfect. I had my baby shower at Barbandini.

1567
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my baby shower for Rosie was at Barbandini

1568
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 2: because Josh gave me like this great deal and had

1569
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 2: let me do it there. And at that he was like,

1570
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,640
Speaker 2: I'd love to get this back Patio set up to

1571
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 2: do a show and everything, and he finally.

1572
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 4: Did it and you were like and I was like

1573
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 4: waiting for it, get me in there. Yeah great, Well

1574
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:01,639
Speaker 4: it worked out.

1575
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 5: So long ago made me realize I need to have

1576
01:12:05,479 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 5: a seersucker suit. That's very sharp dress guy. Even the

1577
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,480
Speaker 5: pants I have right now are kind of seersuckery.

1578
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,439
Speaker 1: They're very summary.

1579
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:18,559
Speaker 2: Yes, let me see lift up a little.

1580
01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:21,760
Speaker 4: I mean it's got little. Yeah, I feel like I

1581
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:23,559
Speaker 4: could be in a barber shop court.

1582
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:30,760
Speaker 2: Josh and I are have like parallel lives. We are

1583
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,479
Speaker 2: from neighboring towns. We went to the same college. Our mother,

1584
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,760
Speaker 2: my mother and his father know each other through work

1585
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,599
Speaker 2: what We both went to the same study abroad program.

1586
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 2: I lived in Rome. He's married to a Roman woman.

1587
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 2: They now basically live in Rome. He just comes back

1588
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 2: here like all the time.

1589
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 4: That's cool. We just figured out that we have parallel

1590
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 4: lives and you didn't know that, and we didn't.

1591
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 2: We found we would find out that out like almost

1592
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 2: every week, every time I would do Barlow Bitch, we

1593
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 2: would find out another thing about ourselves that was like,

1594
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 2: oh my god, no way. And then it's parents came

1595
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 2: to the show and they were like the dad's like

1596
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 2: I know your mother, Like you know, it's like so insane.

1597
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,439
Speaker 4: I love that. Yeah.

1598
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,760
Speaker 5: Yes, there's a guy in la that I don't know,

1599
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,680
Speaker 5: but he makes movies. He's written some none of them

1600
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,439
Speaker 5: I can think of right now. But he's doing well,

1601
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 5: and he lived near me in my dorms in Montana.

1602
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 5: So we just kind of figured it out Missoula. And then,

1603
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:28,679
Speaker 5: you know, it's interesting, that's amazing.

1604
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,439
Speaker 4: Is it is?

1605
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:31,320
Speaker 3: It really is?

1606
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 4: You know what they say it is small, and they're wrong.

1607
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,360
Speaker 4: We're all wrong. It's huge.

1608
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:44,200
Speaker 3: It's quite big, and it's covered in water, right, and

1609
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 3: that water has not been investigated in any meaningful way.

1610
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1611
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,120
Speaker 2: Didn't you guys feel like there was just like a

1612
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:54,960
Speaker 2: collective lack of stuff to talk about after the submersible.

1613
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:56,640
Speaker 4: Conversation was over? Right, I made it.

1614
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 2: I was just like, I guess we're done. Yeah, no,

1615
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,960
Speaker 2: I can't even I can't talk anymore.

1616
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:03,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, this during this podcast, I mean the off color

1617
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 5: submarine comment.

1618
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 4: Immediately you heard my voice get high. Yeah, I just

1619
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:09,519
Speaker 4: I just.

1620
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,639
Speaker 1: Didn't say anything. I just let him dangle.

1621
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:15,720
Speaker 2: I had a tweet advertised to me two days ago

1622
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 2: that was like wondering where to go this summer the

1623
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 2: Titanic Museum, and was like, give it a beat, we

1624
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 2: need to just take the gas off.

1625
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 1: The Titanic obsession for two minutes.

1626
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, I mean the going to the museum would be cool,

1627
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,519
Speaker 3: but like the idea that people wanted to go down

1628
01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,960
Speaker 3: where it ended up is.

1629
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,960
Speaker 1: So like, what's the plus there?

1630
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,880
Speaker 2: I would never you know what I would do stand

1631
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 2: on dry land and watch a drone go down there

1632
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 2: and watch it on an iPad.

1633
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:48,600
Speaker 4: Right, I love that.

1634
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 2: Take me down a little like a little drone that's

1635
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,840
Speaker 2: not going to implode or kill anybody. Show me what

1636
01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,320
Speaker 2: the wreckage looks like. I guess, I guess I'm not

1637
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaker 2: even that interested in that.

1638
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 4: To be honest.

1639
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just want to see footage of the fish

1640
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,320
Speaker 5: that are down. I want to see some glow in

1641
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 5: the dark fish with a horn on their.

1642
01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 4: Head, you know.

1643
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,400
Speaker 3: And I heard that the people that were on that

1644
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:10,920
Speaker 3: thing were not looking out windows. They were looking at

1645
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 3: a laptop to see that wreckage. You're kidding, I swear

1646
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 3: to God. Really, because have windows, yes exactly, they didn't

1647
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:22,919
Speaker 3: know how to make windows.

1648
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 2: Well, they are for the fear of what actually happened,

1649
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 2: for the fear of yeah, because no, I think no

1650
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:31,360
Speaker 2: glass could probably withstand that pressure.

1651
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 1: Lord, scary, so scary, it's so scary.

1652
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 2: But it's so funny, don't you think it mirrors how

1653
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 2: obsessed people are with the Titanic. How obsessed we were

1654
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 2: with the submersible like people are. There have been a

1655
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 2: million plane crashes, there have been so many mass casualty

1656
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:53,360
Speaker 2: events in this country.

1657
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:58,439
Speaker 4: The way we are, we are obsessed with that Titanic, right.

1658
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: And I think, you know, we have to look at

1659
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:01,479
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio.

1660
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 2: We have to pin that on him.

1661
01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 3: You have a real piece of this, Sir Kate Winslet. Yes,

1662
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 3: but I think Leo really it's on him.

1663
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,560
Speaker 2: It's like, are people down there trying to find the

1664
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 2: heart from the old lady?

1665
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 4: Is that part real?

1666
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 2: They're like, if I can just find that sapphire to.

1667
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:21,920
Speaker 4: Pay my rent a beautiful locket.

1668
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 1: But also, didn't James Cameron do a thing where he

1669
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: they sent cameras.

1670
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,760
Speaker 2: And thes gone down there, right, I think he's done

1671
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,800
Speaker 2: like a submersible trip, not with the same guy, but

1672
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,240
Speaker 2: I think he has done that with a.

1673
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:36,240
Speaker 1: Way better submercial.

1674
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1675
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 3: The yeah, I think it was so much tension because

1676
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 3: everybody people are like, oh, I hate that, or I

1677
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 3: have claustrophobia. It's like, no, one wouldn't have claustrophobia in

1678
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 3: that situation, Like we're talking about absolute human peril, and

1679
01:16:53,479 --> 01:16:56,080
Speaker 3: so the idea that then after the fact people were like,

1680
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 3: it's so wrong that people are making jokes.

1681
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 1: It's like, no, no, that's what people do when ship

1682
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:03,080
Speaker 1: like this goes down because you're all you can do

1683
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,559
Speaker 1: is so what if it was me? Yeah, yeah, freak out.

1684
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 4: Yeah. That was the most when one time when I

1685
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:11,080
Speaker 4: was in Bend, I went.

1686
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:16,639
Speaker 5: Sperlunking in these clan like way down you crawl way down,

1687
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:18,759
Speaker 5: and at one point the crawl.

1688
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 4: Space, I was stuck like my hips.

1689
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 5: I had to like position my body because of your

1690
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,439
Speaker 5: displaying the person, yeah, and so I had to open

1691
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 5: up my hip much like mel Gibson had to and

1692
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,720
Speaker 5: pop it out of sokker so I could slither through.

1693
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:35,840
Speaker 4: No, I just I was stuck for a minute.

1694
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 5: And that was my first thought is I'm going to

1695
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 5: be so embarrassed if this is the way I go,

1696
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 5: and like people are, no one's gonna feel bad heart

1697
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,120
Speaker 5: in a blunking stuck situation. But then moments later it

1698
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,720
Speaker 5: opened up into this room and I could stand and

1699
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,720
Speaker 5: you could look out of these like way up and

1700
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 5: see these openings in the ceiling of this cave, and

1701
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,320
Speaker 5: it was so worth worth I mean, okay, the payoff,

1702
01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 5: I felt so good, But yes, it's not something I

1703
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:06,360
Speaker 5: would do.

1704
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,719
Speaker 1: Now, when you went back through, was there a problem?

1705
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:12,880
Speaker 5: No, you went through, you went out a different way

1706
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,640
Speaker 5: that you didn't turn around and go back out.

1707
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 4: It's like a yeah, no it was.

1708
01:18:17,479 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 5: And yes, I was drunk middle of the day. There

1709
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:21,920
Speaker 5: was no way I could have done that sober, and

1710
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 5: I knew it.

1711
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 4: You did drunk splunky, Yes, yes, it's the way that

1712
01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:29,000
Speaker 4: a lot of the guys do it drunk. Yes, just

1713
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 4: for drunkling is the way.

1714
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1715
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:37,920
Speaker 3: Did you ever see that movie that is it The

1716
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,360
Speaker 3: Cave of the Climb where it's the three women doing it,

1717
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 3: but then there's things killing them as they're down.

1718
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,599
Speaker 1: I know what movie you're talking about, but I didn't

1719
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:49,320
Speaker 1: watch it. The Ascent, The Decent, Decent, The Decent.

1720
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 4: The Ascent is on the way out, that was at

1721
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:52,200
Speaker 4: the end of the movie.

1722
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 2: But that's my I.

1723
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:56,840
Speaker 3: Would not be able to stop obsessing over there's a

1724
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 3: thing that lives down here that no one knows exists

1725
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,880
Speaker 3: that is absolutely going to kill us and no one

1726
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:05,680
Speaker 3: will know or care. Like that idea that there's just

1727
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,439
Speaker 3: a whizzle like a it looked like it looked like

1728
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 3: a hairless cat.

1729
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:12,679
Speaker 4: Sure, okay, sure, whatever you want to do, go ahead, sir. Yeah,

1730
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 4: he's he's got to be somewhere.

1731
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:19,200
Speaker 3: Guys, get up to that red light. Absolutely, but that

1732
01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:23,400
Speaker 3: idea seems possible to me. And therefore, how could you

1733
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:27,439
Speaker 3: open yourself up to that level of cave monster.

1734
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 1: No one's on my.

1735
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:29,680
Speaker 4: Side with this.

1736
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 2: No, I I completely, I never I just it wouldn't

1737
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:36,360
Speaker 2: even cross my mind, Like I don't even go that much.

1738
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:40,760
Speaker 2: Like I mean, you're you're saying that's the worst part,

1739
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:43,439
Speaker 2: Like the worst part is that no one would know

1740
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 2: or just that the worst part would be seeing an animal,

1741
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:49,759
Speaker 2: right thing.

1742
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,439
Speaker 1: That lives in there that no one knows is there

1743
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 1: because no one goes in there.

1744
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,680
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I don't need to be the first to

1745
01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 4: do anything. I was scared mostly of just sudden water

1746
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:01,559
Speaker 4: rushing in that was.

1747
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:07,439
Speaker 1: That became the Little Boys on the Team. Y, yes, that's.

1748
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:10,360
Speaker 4: A good documentary. When Karen first mentioned the movie with

1749
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 4: the Descent, I thought, yeah.

1750
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:14,559
Speaker 5: They all go down there to save that soccer team.

1751
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,200
Speaker 5: Oh wait, I'm confusing two things.

1752
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,800
Speaker 2: That was Elon Musk that saved the soccer team.

1753
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:20,479
Speaker 4: No it wasn't.

1754
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 1: I mean we should have known it that that over

1755
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:25,559
Speaker 1: promise under delivery.

1756
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:30,320
Speaker 3: And then he accused the actual hero of like being

1757
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 3: a groomer or something disgusting or just like, sir, step out.

1758
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm right now realizing my fear was so

1759
01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:42,400
Speaker 5: real because at the end of it, they were saying, now, look.

1760
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:42,800
Speaker 4: At your clothes.

1761
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:45,920
Speaker 5: There isn't any dirt on them because the water washes

1762
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,280
Speaker 5: it all away when it goes rushes through. There.

1763
01:20:48,479 --> 01:20:51,799
Speaker 4: I was actually sperlunking.

1764
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:54,360
Speaker 1: Through a waterway and you didn't realize.

1765
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 4: There was zero, not a s I was crawling on

1766
01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 4: the ground and there was no dirt on my clothes.

1767
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,560
Speaker 4: I've found that fascinating.

1768
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: But sorry, you didn't know there was water?

1769
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:10,720
Speaker 4: Apology accepted. No, I didn't until the end.

1770
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 5: And then I was like, well, wait, how do we

1771
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,160
Speaker 5: know it wasn't gonna come through because it's not June

1772
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 5: or something like it seasonally rushes through that I need.

1773
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,000
Speaker 4: I need more hard evidence that I wasn't about.

1774
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: To But why didn't you know?

1775
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,000
Speaker 4: No one told me until it was over.

1776
01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,719
Speaker 1: But water is a very specific sensation.

1777
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,640
Speaker 4: It's different. Oh No, I was not. There was no

1778
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,200
Speaker 4: water when I did it. There was little trickles and

1779
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:37,759
Speaker 4: puddles here.

1780
01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,080
Speaker 1: And there, but your clothes were clean.

1781
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,200
Speaker 4: Yes, how I know, is what I'm saying.

1782
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:45,519
Speaker 5: It was the biggest mystery ever. I'm still it's still mystery.

1783
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,360
Speaker 5: I know it's it's it sounds like I'm making it up.

1784
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:52,040
Speaker 3: So were they saying to you, like, there's enough water

1785
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:55,120
Speaker 3: happening that you don't notice it, but it's washing your clothes?

1786
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:59,040
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry. At one point water rushed through and

1787
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:04,240
Speaker 5: got rid of all that dirt. We forgot that we

1788
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 5: didn't get the spin cycle.

1789
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that you did. Yeah, I went through. Well,

1790
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:15,000
Speaker 4: everything was being lined dried, gotcha. Yes, there was no water.

1791
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:19,280
Speaker 5: But my fear was when they said, hey, look at

1792
01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:21,880
Speaker 5: your clothes, aren't they clean? That's because of all the water.

1793
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what what now? Yeah? Like that's when

1794
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,760
Speaker 4: I got scared. But it was after the fact.

1795
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:28,760
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, all right, that makes sense.

1796
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:30,879
Speaker 4: It was confusing and I shouldn't have even.

1797
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:33,920
Speaker 1: Brought it up. Look, no, you just confirmed fuck off

1798
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:37,160
Speaker 1: caving lunking of any kind. I don't need it. I

1799
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:37,680
Speaker 1: don't want to.

1800
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:39,240
Speaker 4: I don't want any of that.

1801
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:40,439
Speaker 1: I can't.

1802
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,920
Speaker 2: I like roller coasters. That's about as dare devil as

1803
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,960
Speaker 2: I get And did you guys hear about how my

1804
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 2: cell phone fell out of my pocket on a roller coaster?

1805
01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:50,839
Speaker 1: Recently?

1806
01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:54,320
Speaker 2: A pretty new cell phone fell out of my pocket

1807
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,680
Speaker 2: on the X two at Magic Mountain, which is a

1808
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 2: banger of a roller coast yesterday, Like it is really

1809
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 2: good and it turns you all around, and I was

1810
01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:04,160
Speaker 2: in my pocket and I think I just forgot to

1811
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,880
Speaker 2: zip the pocket and it sucked out.

1812
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,679
Speaker 4: I didn't even notice it. We were off the ride.

1813
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,840
Speaker 2: We were we were several steps away from the ride

1814
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 2: before I went, oh, oh my phone, where's my phone?

1815
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,720
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, So I immediately go file

1816
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,479
Speaker 2: a report. I'm like bummed out, but my brother and

1817
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,879
Speaker 2: I try to enjoy the rest of the day doing coasters.

1818
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,280
Speaker 2: Were coaster heads and he's visiting from out of town,

1819
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:29,360
Speaker 2: so we do that. I mean, it literally turned into

1820
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,360
Speaker 2: the worst day. It started raining, We got kicked off

1821
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,320
Speaker 2: of like the coaster. At one point we were stuck

1822
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,320
Speaker 2: on a coaster for fifteen minutes where I just let

1823
01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:39,280
Speaker 2: us dangle there like it was like no, no, but

1824
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 2: still like it was just like are we gonna get

1825
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,639
Speaker 2: at it? Like we just couldn't believe how much bad luck.

1826
01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:46,599
Speaker 2: We were having then pouring rain lightning, so they obviously

1827
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:48,240
Speaker 2: shot all the rides. So we go home.

1828
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:49,240
Speaker 4: I track it.

1829
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:52,639
Speaker 2: I do close up satellite. It's right under the roller coaster.

1830
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,519
Speaker 2: So I go, guys, here's a picture of it, zoomed

1831
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,320
Speaker 2: in as far as it can go. It's right under

1832
01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:59,320
Speaker 2: the roller coaster. Go out there and get it. I

1833
01:23:59,479 --> 01:24:03,400
Speaker 2: call for weeks, I'm calling. I finally tweeked. Somebody gets

1834
01:24:03,439 --> 01:24:05,360
Speaker 2: in touch with me and goes, please write to our

1835
01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:11,040
Speaker 2: VIP email address. So finally I find my IF iPhone

1836
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:15,320
Speaker 2: pings six weeks later and it's in Hong Kong.

1837
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,559
Speaker 1: My phone is in Hong Kong because wait a minute.

1838
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,240
Speaker 2: Clearly the like teens that worked at Magic Mountain like

1839
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,719
Speaker 2: found it and were like, oh, the screen didn't crack.

1840
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 2: This is probably a pretty decent phone, but it's bricked

1841
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:32,000
Speaker 2: because I've put it into lost mode and everything. So

1842
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:35,240
Speaker 2: they're like, we'll resell it to wherever. And I went

1843
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,920
Speaker 2: on Reddit. The first thing I found on Reddit was

1844
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,479
Speaker 2: their phone was at the exact place my phone was at,

1845
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,080
Speaker 2: and the phone had been stolen in London. This is

1846
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:47,960
Speaker 2: clearly a place. Yeah, pipeline, a Magic Mountain, a six

1847
01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 2: Flags to Hong Kong pipeline, which and what they what

1848
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:53,240
Speaker 2: they said on Reddit was that these phones are probably

1849
01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 2: getting stripped and reprogrammed to be sold as burners in

1850
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,200
Speaker 2: the Philippines or something. I have no idea if any

1851
01:24:59,200 --> 01:24:59,720
Speaker 2: of that's true.

1852
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 4: This is just read it. I'm quoting as my source here.

1853
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 4: And so I tweet and go, hey, six.

1854
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,680
Speaker 2: Flags, why didn't you just tell me that you were

1855
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:09,680
Speaker 2: gonna sell my phone to Hong Kong or whatever. I

1856
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:13,559
Speaker 2: tweet some bitchy things, and they I start getting phone

1857
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:16,800
Speaker 2: calls now for six Files, and I'm still playing phone

1858
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:19,360
Speaker 2: tag with six Flags to this day, and I'm hoping

1859
01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:22,080
Speaker 2: to get Bianca on the line very soon because I

1860
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:25,080
Speaker 2: would love to get some reimbursement for the brand new

1861
01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:26,040
Speaker 2: phone I had to buy.

1862
01:25:26,439 --> 01:25:28,439
Speaker 1: How long ago did this happened?

1863
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:31,360
Speaker 2: At the very the March thirty first, and then it

1864
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:34,600
Speaker 2: pinged back on the very beginning of May, and I

1865
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:36,880
Speaker 2: was like, what the hell? And then I ended up

1866
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 2: breaking down and just buying a new phone because I've

1867
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:41,400
Speaker 2: been using my friend's old ass phone and it wasn't

1868
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:44,800
Speaker 2: holding a charge, and I just I was starting to

1869
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:47,720
Speaker 2: feel like my journey wasn't gonna happen. Then once it

1870
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,679
Speaker 2: pinged in Hong Kong, I go, okay, it's really dead.

1871
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy a new phone.

1872
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:55,880
Speaker 1: And that little yeah thing that pinged it it's probably

1873
01:25:55,960 --> 01:25:56,320
Speaker 1: sitting in.

1874
01:25:56,360 --> 01:26:00,160
Speaker 4: A pile, but I just couldn't believe it there.

1875
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,320
Speaker 1: Also, they're so expensive. It's so much money.

1876
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:05,680
Speaker 2: And I didn't have the insurance for the I have

1877
01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:07,800
Speaker 2: the insurance for breaking it because I'm a dumb ass,

1878
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:09,639
Speaker 2: but I didn't have the insurance for losing it because

1879
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,080
Speaker 2: I'd never really lost it before.

1880
01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:11,639
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1881
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 4: So you know, sad story.

1882
01:26:15,479 --> 01:26:18,040
Speaker 1: But I'm hoping once I get Bianca on the line,

1883
01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:20,680
Speaker 1: we're going to talk it out. Yea if you're a

1884
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:26,559
Speaker 1: diner sore. Yeah, we made a joke about that one time.

1885
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,360
Speaker 4: But yeah, and it's stuck.

1886
01:26:29,680 --> 01:26:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, Well I just said, any I go,

1887
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:35,040
Speaker 2: any idea how my phone got from an employee's only

1888
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:38,840
Speaker 2: access area to Hong Kong. Yeah, Like, it's not like

1889
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:43,200
Speaker 2: other riders were down there under the coaster chilling and found.

1890
01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:43,840
Speaker 4: My phone, right.

1891
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 5: You know, So I was going to call you and

1892
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:48,880
Speaker 5: say I hate to break it to you, but many

1893
01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:52,400
Speaker 5: times there's a criminal element with our carnival workers.

1894
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:54,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's so funny.

1895
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:57,040
Speaker 2: Everybody that works there is like seventeen and bored out

1896
01:26:57,040 --> 01:27:00,519
Speaker 2: of their minds, like it's really let's know, that's.

1897
01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:04,679
Speaker 3: Like people doing that and then they're not. The park

1898
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,720
Speaker 3: is like it's unsafe to go down there or whatever. Right, yeah,

1899
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:08,840
Speaker 3: and then that's that.

1900
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:11,840
Speaker 1: Then it's just like, well you' it's.

1901
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:14,200
Speaker 3: On you, and I'm sure the average person can get

1902
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 3: shamed into it's your fault. Yeah, not our girl, not me,

1903
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,400
Speaker 3: not me that X two steps it.

1904
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:23,920
Speaker 4: Out of my pocket. We are even if you aren't.

1905
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:26,280
Speaker 4: The guests. We need to have an update on this phone.

1906
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:28,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, very investigable, lady.

1907
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,040
Speaker 2: A voice note, but I'm only trading it for the

1908
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:33,639
Speaker 2: one from Karen's dad, so I will hold my voice

1909
01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:38,320
Speaker 2: noe hostage until I get that one. We just passed

1910
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:39,920
Speaker 2: the playground where I was going to have you guys

1911
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:43,519
Speaker 2: pick me up before the snake park as we call it,

1912
01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:46,160
Speaker 2: because there is a slide shape like a snake.

1913
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,240
Speaker 4: Oh oh, because there's like a tons of snakes. That

1914
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:49,840
Speaker 4: would be weird.

1915
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:51,960
Speaker 1: Thank god, You're like, come on, let's just go back

1916
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: and give snake Park.

1917
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:54,400
Speaker 4: The kids love it.

1918
01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:57,880
Speaker 2: This is where my daughter's going to be going to

1919
01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:01,440
Speaker 2: school in the fall. Hey, this is her little elementary.

1920
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:06,040
Speaker 4: It's not just tiny shoes. I think tiny picnic tables.

1921
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, a regular picnic table.

1922
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:13,439
Speaker 1: They need adjustments, they're little.

1923
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:14,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1924
01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:17,600
Speaker 5: In skateboard videos growing up, I thought that everyone was

1925
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,880
Speaker 5: way better than they are because they were doing like

1926
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:22,519
Speaker 5: kickflips over picnic tables. And then you move here and

1927
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,960
Speaker 5: you realize these are tiny. These are baby picnic tables.

1928
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 4: Everyone's been lying to me.

1929
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:28,800
Speaker 1: They're for babies.

1930
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:33,960
Speaker 4: Oh, babies at a picnic. So is there anything you'd

1931
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,360
Speaker 4: like to promote.

1932
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:44,920
Speaker 2: A natural segue? Yes, my podcast that's messed up, an

1933
01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:48,679
Speaker 2: SVU podcast right here on the exactly right network. Please

1934
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,280
Speaker 2: listen if you like sv or even if you don't

1935
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:53,439
Speaker 2: a lot of people listen to our show that don't

1936
01:28:53,520 --> 01:28:55,760
Speaker 2: watch us for you, which I find wild, but go

1937
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:56,240
Speaker 2: for it.

1938
01:28:56,439 --> 01:28:58,519
Speaker 4: I've never watched for you.

1939
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:01,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a lot of people we explain everything that

1940
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,600
Speaker 2: happens in the episode, so people kind of like are like,

1941
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:04,519
Speaker 2: I don't really need to watch it.

1942
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,880
Speaker 4: You're telling me what's happening. It's the best. So that's

1943
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:07,200
Speaker 4: how we do.

1944
01:29:07,479 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 3: And you guys get amazing bookings of people who played

1945
01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:12,439
Speaker 3: different parts on the episode.

1946
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like one of the funnest parts.

1947
01:29:14,439 --> 01:29:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have an episode coming up where we interviewed

1948
01:29:17,360 --> 01:29:19,120
Speaker 2: Matthew Lillard, which was so cool.

1949
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,160
Speaker 1: That's a great guy.

1950
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were so excited to get him because he's

1951
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,560
Speaker 2: in this wild episode with Carol Burnette, and like, we

1952
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,240
Speaker 2: were just not going to get Carol Burnette. You know,

1953
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:29,439
Speaker 2: she's like ninety in a legend. I just didn't think

1954
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:30,800
Speaker 2: we were going to get her. So I was like,

1955
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 2: thank god, we got Matthew Lillard and we are actually touring.

1956
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,400
Speaker 2: Our podcast is going on tour. We're going to be

1957
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:43,839
Speaker 2: doing like twenty cities in the fall from September to December.

1958
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,680
Speaker 2: So that's messed uplive dot com is where you can

1959
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,679
Speaker 2: find out everything about our podcast.

1960
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 1: Amazing.

1961
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:53,200
Speaker 2: Thank you for allowing me to promote myself of course.

1962
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,040
Speaker 2: And then yeah, if you live in Los Angeles, come

1963
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:57,160
Speaker 2: down to Bar Bandini on Wednesdays. I gave that a

1964
01:29:57,280 --> 01:30:00,200
Speaker 2: nice little twenty minute plug. Yeah that was but I

1965
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:01,519
Speaker 2: also just want you to come.

1966
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:02,920
Speaker 1: Karen, I want to come.

1967
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:06,360
Speaker 3: And that's actually a great kind of bridge from me

1968
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:09,040
Speaker 3: always being in my house to going back out or

1969
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:10,280
Speaker 3: like going to a comedy show.

1970
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:12,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can come on the side and sit

1971
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:14,760
Speaker 2: with the comics and stuff and talk to us, and

1972
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,800
Speaker 2: you we should have you on when somebody is on

1973
01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:21,360
Speaker 2: that you like, or a person that you are friendly with,

1974
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 2: or it's.

1975
01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:25,880
Speaker 4: A place you could do stand up again. That's an idea.

1976
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 2: I don't want it to be thought that I haven't

1977
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:33,639
Speaker 2: offered if I could get Karen Kilgarriff, I'm just watering

1978
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:34,320
Speaker 2: the seed.

1979
01:30:34,320 --> 01:30:37,439
Speaker 1: Plan it, Karen kill Garriff. I'm just doing jokes about

1980
01:30:37,479 --> 01:30:40,599
Speaker 1: my kids and my husband all the time. That's my brother.

1981
01:30:41,640 --> 01:30:44,080
Speaker 3: The last time I did is said Kara was it

1982
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 3: was like a it was a hot tub show or something.

1983
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:49,800
Speaker 3: I fucking had to follow James Fritch, which which God

1984
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:52,800
Speaker 3: bless anyone who has to ever follow James Fritz. He

1985
01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:55,599
Speaker 3: is so fucking good at stand up comedy. But also

1986
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,960
Speaker 3: I haven't written a new joke in ever, so everything

1987
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:02,160
Speaker 3: I was just like a of didn't believe my own thing,

1988
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:04,760
Speaker 3: you know. I was just kind of like, and then

1989
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:06,519
Speaker 3: I was like, don't do it. If this is the

1990
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:08,120
Speaker 3: way you're going to do it, right, I get that.

1991
01:31:08,479 --> 01:31:10,400
Speaker 3: So that's kind of how I feel right now.

1992
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:15,040
Speaker 2: I think I'll probably eventually start writing more and coming

1993
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:18,000
Speaker 2: up with more stuff. But like just coming out of

1994
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,360
Speaker 2: pandemic and the two kids being the age they are,

1995
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:23,360
Speaker 2: I'm just like, my brain is like stretched a capacity.

1996
01:31:23,439 --> 01:31:25,439
Speaker 2: I just can't sit and write jokes right now.

1997
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:28,960
Speaker 4: It's also being a mother is a job, and you've

1998
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:29,479
Speaker 4: been doing that.

1999
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:35,320
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's not that you're afraid your material won't

2000
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:35,880
Speaker 5: be about that.

2001
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can only imagine since it's been years since

2002
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,559
Speaker 4: I was in the daycare business.

2003
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:49,120
Speaker 1: Wait where my house? I could have sworn I knew

2004
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:49,680
Speaker 1: how to get there.

2005
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:51,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you just go keep going up a couple more.

2006
01:31:52,120 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 4: Are you driving by my favorite picnic table? Yeah?

2007
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:57,879
Speaker 2: I just wanted we wanted you to get another visual

2008
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,080
Speaker 2: of yourself kick flipping.

2009
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:01,599
Speaker 4: I thinked over that when I was young.

2010
01:32:01,560 --> 01:32:02,120
Speaker 1: Straight ahead.

2011
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:06,680
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah. Alex Cole is right around here, you know,

2012
01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:09,639
Speaker 4: Alex Cole, Yes of the Bay Area.

2013
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:11,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're bay Area.

2014
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:20,599
Speaker 4: That's also a family name. I'm sure we're related. Coles, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

2015
01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:28,000
Speaker 2: I follow this like Highland Park Instagram, where it's like

2016
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:30,599
Speaker 2: it's written by somebody. It's clearly run by somebody who's

2017
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,519
Speaker 2: lived here for their whole life and like hates the

2018
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:35,840
Speaker 2: gentrifiers and stuff, and they were complaining about these things

2019
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 2: being like these like four pillars of plastic that made

2020
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:42,640
Speaker 2: people slow down a little bit in the center of

2021
01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:44,640
Speaker 2: the street. And they're like these didn't used to be

2022
01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:47,000
Speaker 2: around in the old days, not when I was growing up.

2023
01:32:47,080 --> 01:32:49,559
Speaker 2: And then other people are like, yeah, but people drive

2024
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:52,360
Speaker 2: like assholes, like we got to stop them. And it's like,

2025
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:55,640
Speaker 2: I don't know, neighborhood's changing a lot, Like everyone's just

2026
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:58,600
Speaker 2: so mad about something they're not.

2027
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:02,680
Speaker 1: It's like, but you're so you're saying you're pro is

2028
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:03,240
Speaker 1: it your husband?

2029
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:03,960
Speaker 4: No?

2030
01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:08,639
Speaker 1: Right here?

2031
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:09,559
Speaker 4: Right?

2032
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:13,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like saying that they want to go back

2033
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:16,880
Speaker 3: to the time where pedestrians were just getting mowed down time.

2034
01:33:17,040 --> 01:33:20,280
Speaker 2: I just liked it when like auto fatalities were higher.

2035
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:22,960
Speaker 4: You know, it's better drunk driving.

2036
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 1: Nobody wore their seatbelt. You didn't have to back then,

2037
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:30,360
Speaker 1: you know, you just died or you lived.

2038
01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:30,720
Speaker 4: You know.

2039
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:33,800
Speaker 5: We saw in the next door app the email came

2040
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:36,040
Speaker 5: in and I opened it and said, did anyone hear

2041
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,240
Speaker 5: the cops say come out with your hands up?

2042
01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 4: That? Yes, I saw, and then I saw it was Kurt,

2043
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:45,799
Speaker 4: and I was like, is this a bad time to ask.

2044
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:46,960
Speaker 1: Him next door.

2045
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:50,720
Speaker 2: It's on next door, absolutely spiraling about this.

2046
01:33:51,439 --> 01:33:51,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

2047
01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:54,960
Speaker 5: I didn't make the joke because I thought he actually

2048
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:56,479
Speaker 5: might be totally freaking out.

2049
01:33:57,160 --> 01:34:00,280
Speaker 1: So he is like in the neighborhood and he heard

2050
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:01,720
Speaker 1: cops say, yeah he was.

2051
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:02,639
Speaker 4: He was outside.

2052
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:05,080
Speaker 2: I think they were watching fireworks and they heard cops,

2053
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,839
Speaker 2: I think from a helicopter say put down your weapons

2054
01:34:08,920 --> 01:34:10,560
Speaker 2: and come out of the house or something. And so

2055
01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:12,880
Speaker 2: he's screwing his kids into the house and then just

2056
01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:15,720
Speaker 2: asked on Twitter and then apparently on next door, Yeah,

2057
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:16,800
Speaker 2: I did anybody hear that?

2058
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:18,120
Speaker 4: Does anyone know what's going on? Well?

2059
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:20,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was funny to see because usually it's just

2060
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:23,200
Speaker 5: about a stolen bike, and it's like, wait, I know

2061
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:23,680
Speaker 5: that guy.

2062
01:34:24,479 --> 01:34:26,880
Speaker 4: I did not make the hot time joke.

2063
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:29,160
Speaker 1: That's really funny, though it is now a bad time.

2064
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:31,599
Speaker 2: Hey you guys oscar hosts about in five minutes, can

2065
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:32,960
Speaker 2: I just sit here for and I'm just kidding.

2066
01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:36,600
Speaker 4: Waited out, just waited out. Let Jared do it.

2067
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:40,160
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we just got talking. Yeah, I could not

2068
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:40,960
Speaker 2: get back.

2069
01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:43,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't get back until seven five.

2070
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, well your delight. I was telling Chris and Alis

2071
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,760
Speaker 3: before you got in the car. And I know I've

2072
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,200
Speaker 3: already told you this, but I always say when I

2073
01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:56,559
Speaker 3: very first met you, it was like I already knew

2074
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:58,479
Speaker 3: you to the degree where I was like, it feels

2075
01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:02,880
Speaker 3: like she's my cousin's the weirdest thing. How uh well,

2076
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:05,800
Speaker 3: I just adore you, and but I also love your

2077
01:35:05,840 --> 01:35:08,479
Speaker 3: comedy so much. And it's just so nice to know

2078
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 3: a person like you.

2079
01:35:09,479 --> 01:35:11,960
Speaker 2: Oh you're so nice. You like always are so nice.

2080
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:15,439
Speaker 1: I don't I hardly like anybody, so it's fun when

2081
01:35:15,479 --> 01:35:18,439
Speaker 1: I like, Oh, I love to.

2082
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:20,400
Speaker 2: Hear that, you know. It's like when people say, I

2083
01:35:20,439 --> 01:35:22,679
Speaker 2: don't usually like female comics, but you were funny.

2084
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I like.

2085
01:35:24,040 --> 01:35:26,479
Speaker 2: I don't like most people, but you I like.

2086
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:29,519
Speaker 1: All the other girls can go to hell.

2087
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:33,360
Speaker 2: You You're good. Oh my god, I love you guys.

2088
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:36,920
Speaker 4: This is always so much fun, and I was looking

2089
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:38,439
Speaker 4: forward to you all day.

2090
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:40,680
Speaker 3: Oh you should we wrap it up while we all

2091
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,240
Speaker 3: are so mne do the ending you've been listening?

2092
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:52,640
Speaker 4: Did do you need a ride? This has been an

2093
01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:54,200
Speaker 4: exactly right production.

2094
01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:58,000
Speaker 3: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Troy.

2095
01:35:58,439 --> 01:35:59,799
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick.

2096
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:03,120
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgareth.

2097
01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:04,360
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

2098
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:07,679
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

2099
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:10,840
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

2100
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:14,559
Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

2101
01:36:14,920 --> 01:36:15,240
Speaker 1: Thank you.

2102
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:17,160
Speaker 4: Oh you're welcome.

2103
01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:21,080
Speaker 1: You have the press down on the button, press on

2104
01:36:21,160 --> 01:36:28,360
Speaker 1: the button. Oh sexual, it's really fun, all right, guys.

2105
01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:31,360
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, I can't believe I had to write it

2106
01:36:31,439 --> 01:36:31,760
Speaker 2: at test