1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:12,000 Speaker 1: Confession I can't take back arms. 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 2: Speaker Texas seven eighty five nine two says I had 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,639 Speaker 2: too many tequila sours last week and drunk order to 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 2: parrot off the internet. I'm not sure how to cancel 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: or what to tell my wife when it arrives. 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,279 Speaker 3: Okay, well name it after her and she'll have to 7 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 3: love it. 8 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: The annoying loud parent. Yeah that makes me think of you, honey. Yeah, 9 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 2: but look, don't feel bad. We make terrible decisions even 10 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 2: when we're sober on the show, and that's why we 11 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 2: created the Mass Speaker to be a safe space to 12 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: publicly second guess your life choices. In fact, we may 13 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,319 Speaker 2: even regret hearing this next confession from a guy who 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,479 Speaker 2: wants to go by the fake name Avery today. So, Avery, 15 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 2: welcome to the showy man. 16 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 4: I hope you also drunk ordered a pet. It's a 17 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 4: good choice. 18 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: Well, there was definitely some drinking involved in. 19 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 2: You've peaked all of our interests. Now, voice changer is on. 20 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 2: You are the mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear 21 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 2: your confession, all right. 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: So, about three years ago I went to go visit 23 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,120 Speaker 1: some friends up in New York City. We went out 24 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: like every night, but one night in particular, one of 25 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: my friends was squirting at the bar, so I decided 26 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: to stay out to the side and you know. 27 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 5: Whatever, and stay out of the way or what kind 28 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 5: of stood. 29 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: Over, you know, and let her do her thing. And 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: then they went home early. 31 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 5: Okay, but you're just staying out just to keep an eye. 32 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. She convinced me to stay out with her and 33 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: just kind of like see how her thing went. 34 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 4: And I was the third wheel. 35 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, as a woman in New York City, I would 36 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 2: assume you'd want a little bit of backup. 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, in any city anything. I don't think 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 5: New York in particular state. 39 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 6: It could be a town of seven hundred and you 40 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 6: still need. 41 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 5: To have backup. 42 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: I'm just like hanging out there and I'm having a 43 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: couple of drinks and I'm just looking around the room, 44 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: and you wouldn't believe this girl walks in and it's 45 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence. 46 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 6: Whoa Jennifer Lawrence. 47 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be so excited. And Celevons have such an 48 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,920 Speaker 3: aura about that, you know, like they walk in and 49 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 3: they just like, look rich. 50 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 5: Do you know what they love? 51 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 6: They love when you run up to them scream. 52 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: Pictures would you do well, Yeah, no, I didn't do that. 53 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 3: Okay, Actually I feel like Jennifer Lawrence would do that 54 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 3: to another. 55 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 2: So that Kim kardash So, how do you avery approach 56 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence or do you even like what do you do? 57 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? She came in with a couple of the girls, 58 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: but she kind of like stayed off to the side, 59 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: kind of like I was with my friends and we 60 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: made eye contacts and I'm like, well, I'll go over 61 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: and introduce myself, and my god, you bold you know what, 62 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: pul does a funny thing, coul person. So I'm trying 63 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: not to like sany girl, but I was like, I 64 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: secretly love Hunger Game secretly. 65 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 3: Dude. 66 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,359 Speaker 6: That's such a rude compliment. I'm sorry, but like, why 67 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,800 Speaker 6: wouldn't you openly love it to Jennifer Laurence. 68 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 2: Somebody meets us, It's like, I don't tell any of 69 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 2: my friends, but I love your show. 70 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 5: It's super embarrassing for me. I don't I keep it 71 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 5: a secret. 72 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,800 Speaker 1: She was like, well, it's not a secret anymore, and 73 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: I was like nope, Okay. So I'm standing there talking 74 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,040 Speaker 1: to her and I'm telling her how much I love 75 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: X Men. 76 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,399 Speaker 5: Oh god, she's in x Men. 77 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: Bro. 78 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's just like lay off, like she 79 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 3: knows what movies she's in. I'm not one to like 80 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 3: act cool all the time, but this is a time 81 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 3: where you kind of like. 82 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 2: But how do you act cool around a celebrity that's 83 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 2: that famous? 84 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 5: You're like, so, uh, what are you into? 85 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 6: Racketball questions? They never hear normal questions. 86 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 5: No, people think when they meet celebs, this is my moment. 87 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 6: What have I always wanted to say? 88 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love you, I love you, I 89 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 2: love you, I love you. 90 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 5: You just panic in the moment and that's what comes out. 91 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 3: You should have walked up and said, hey, Jennifer Lawrence, 92 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 3: what do you want to know about me? Yeah? 93 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: Questions? 94 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 5: So you want them to get taste right there. 95 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: That I was just laborating. I was like, man, not 96 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: like in the Blue People or anything, but you looked great. 97 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: But it's not weird. I'm not weird. 98 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, when you say you're not weird, that comes off normal. 99 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 2: I don't think you should beat yourself up over and 100 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 2: I think she probably is used to that. 101 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 6: How funny if you're like, I think you're hotter is 102 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 6: night crawl. 103 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 4: Jail, I'm embarrassed if all the films. 104 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: Okay, So then I was like, hey, can I buy 105 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: you a drink and would you like to take a 106 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 1: shot with me? And she was like, oh, yeah, absolutely, 107 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: that's so cool. And then like for a moment, I 108 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: was like, maybe she'd come home with me, but that 109 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: I asked for a photo? 110 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,039 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, all right? 111 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 6: Everything she said yes to a free drink, she wants me. 112 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 3: I think this is a really cool story, But why 113 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 3: is it a confession? Because it sounds like taking a 114 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 3: shot with Jennifer Lawrence is something. 115 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 6: That you would tell everybody you ever met. You're like, fun, fast, 116 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 6: good point. 117 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,200 Speaker 1: I spent that photo to all of my friends and 118 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,799 Speaker 1: my family. 119 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 5: I think anybody would exactly what's the problem. 120 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: So the next day and my guys and I'm telling them, 121 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 1: you wouldn't believe we walked in the bar Jennifer Lawrence did. 122 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: We had drinks, we looked at each other, we talked 123 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: to each other, and I got a photo with her. 124 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 5: Yeah are they jealous? 125 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? And so let me see. So I show 126 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: them the photo and it's not Jennifer. 127 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 5: Lawrence, What what do you mean? 128 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: It's not I guess I had too much to drink. No, 129 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: I don't know some girl that had brown hair, so. 130 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 2: You idiot, you gushed to her about how much you 131 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 2: loved her, and I don't. 132 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 6: I just thought it was something we pick up line. 133 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 6: A smart girl just got along with it. 134 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, buy me a drink, drunk guy, what happens? So 135 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 1: now every time my buddy see or my family now too. Unfortunately, 136 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 1: anytime anybody sees a brunette, they're like, hey, look at it. 137 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence, It's so funny. Oh my god. 138 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I can't believe she's 139 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:27,880 Speaker 3: taking shots with random. 140 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 5: Yea, thank you so much for sharing that story with us. 141 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 5: We needed that today. That's awesome. Text in seven eighty 142 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 5: five nine too. 143 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,280 Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been holding on to, 144 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 145 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker. 146 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 5: Your pound Tab's coming up next. 147 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.