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Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: The subject is, guys, I don't know if you're ready

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Speaker 1: for this. I'm ready. The subject is an unattractive man's

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Speaker 1: plead for help. Yeah, I got you. That's all of us.

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Speaker 1: That's all of us. You got to read this. M

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Speaker 1: yeah you just no, no, no, no, no no, I'm

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Speaker 1: still sexy. No wait wait, well, well, last day I

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Speaker 1: want you all to think is I'm joining y'all to

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Speaker 1: the ugly you over here, you already here. If you

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Speaker 1: don't bring your hands, I'm not I'm fighting this man

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Speaker 1: in this letter needs help. Okay. The subject for today's

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter and unattractive man's please for help? Right now

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Speaker 1: the nephews in the building with today's prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What do you have with my roommate? Been it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: My roommate been it? Running? Cat running in? Hello? Must

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Speaker 1: be to Devon? Yeah to see Okay, Hey man, this

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Speaker 1: is Chris A live above you. I ain't ever met

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Speaker 1: you before, but you you you have. You've been calling

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Speaker 1: the leasing office about complaining on me about I'm making

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Speaker 1: too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad, bro.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to catch you. Man. I could never uh,

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Speaker 1: I could never catch you at home. Man. It's just

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Speaker 1: like you know, Brian, I work at knife, I work

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Speaker 1: at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say, I work

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Speaker 1: in a day, but I can't sleep at night. Broke.

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't know what's going on your part, and

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Speaker 1: I'm saying I ain't trying to be in your business.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I

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Speaker 1: just can't get no sleeping night, man, because it'll be

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Speaker 1: a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot

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Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, please, man, But you ain't have to

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Speaker 1: go to the leasing office. Man, Oh you have to do.

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Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't you know?

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Speaker 1: They got me written up, like you know what, one

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Speaker 1: more complaint on me. They're gonna with me out of something. Well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I said, though I was trying to get I

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Speaker 1: was trying to find you. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: But we I guess we miss each other because you

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Speaker 1: you work at night. I work in the day, So

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Speaker 1: you know when you're going, I'm coming, and when I'm coming,

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Speaker 1: you gone, I'm saying, Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to,

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Speaker 1: you know, go to work and pay my pay my bills. Man.

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Speaker 1: That's I'll be at work at night. Man. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle alone,

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Speaker 1: like you trying to get yours on doing Hala hala

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Speaker 1: hala hol on. Okay, okay, let's make it make sense. Bro.

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Speaker 1: If you have working night, somebody in your somebody in

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Speaker 1: your apartment, howking loud in them keeping me up square?

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Speaker 1: I'm betting. Okay, you've got a roommate us so nobody.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no roommate, man, Benny, somebody in there

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Speaker 1: talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like two people in

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Speaker 1: the talking loud every night. And that man Beatty be talking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you said you ain't going a roommates? Who who is Benny?

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Speaker 1: Who is Benny? Benny is my bird? My parents? Do's

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Speaker 1: Beatty be talking? Like? Man? Stop listen mine what why

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, you're trying to tell me um bird?

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Speaker 1: Do you don't? Man, I don't have pity. Tell years

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Speaker 1: that's my birds. Birds don't even live that long. So

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Speaker 1: so now I'm sucking night. I'm at the word cause

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Speaker 1: cause a bird, that's what you want that that's what

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Speaker 1: you called me to tell me. I'll call you to

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Speaker 1: tell you. You You ain't gonna be putting these complaints on me. Man.

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Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm gone, and that's been in talking. Man,

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Speaker 1: I bit it in Yo, don't know, Penny, Wait a minute, Hey, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you now do something with the bird then,

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Speaker 1: or that's gonna be some conse questions and repercussions. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about some fried chicken round it, hey, man, plenty,

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Speaker 1: it is like a family member to me. Birds too,

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Speaker 1: can fund the chicken on the car, flake box, can

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Speaker 1: tuck your chicken. Just Brian, Hey man, you don't tell

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Speaker 1: me nothing matter about my bird. Okay, brother, you know what,

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Speaker 1: maybe me you need to square from front of each

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Speaker 1: other because you don't you don't disrespect Benny Man. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, you take to something. Alright, alright, I bet

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Speaker 1: that be on my table when I get home. If

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Speaker 1: it's a bird, then I bet that be all my

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Speaker 1: don the table. Man and man, then you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: city and disrespect me and try to tell me what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna do to my bird, but you ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: do nothing stupid to bet it? Tell you what I

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Speaker 1: tell you? What s you can date you a hund

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Speaker 1: right now. But you go to work tonight. I bet

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Speaker 1: you bet it. I'll be at that tomorrow. I bet

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Speaker 1: you we'll be fingering good tomorrow. Man, ain't hold on

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Speaker 1: a minute. Man, wait a minute though, what you played

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Speaker 1: due and start talking about what you're gonna do to

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Speaker 1: my bird? Not and told you you file for going

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Speaker 1: to the listen office calling me out, and now you're

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Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you,

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Speaker 1: and now you ain't trying to work right now, Fay

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Speaker 1: stop you you called me and tell me that it's

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Speaker 1: a bird holding a conversation with yourself. I'm I'm a

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Speaker 1: stupid right now. I'm I'm honest stupid even continue this

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Speaker 1: conversation extining me I fly to night. Are you serious? Man?

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Speaker 1: Man looking something like man this bro listen that is

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Speaker 1: it's just a bird or recording whatever if you gotta

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Speaker 1: do stuff to waiting it was a bird, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be solid sucking if this is a bird. I'm

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Speaker 1: really it's a bird it's spinning, man, it's spinning you.

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Speaker 1: All you gotta do is come to me and we

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Speaker 1: could have had this like me. Hola, hola. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we donna have it like me. And then first off,

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Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm defferent. There we go,

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Speaker 1: there we go. Listen, Dow, I ain't for the past

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Speaker 1: three months, you know what I'm saying. I ain't really

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Speaker 1: been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say

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Speaker 1: it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird

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Speaker 1: a bird? Come on, dog, that's doing for you. We'll

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Speaker 1: take them to work with it is. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Figure something out, but whatever going on up there with

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Speaker 1: you and your fire need to come to an immediate

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Speaker 1: house or it's gonna be something down. Hey man, hey man,

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Speaker 1: what you couldn't do is threatened me by what's going

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Speaker 1: on in my house. Hole man, Look here, you ain't

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Speaker 1: been it, beny Linny. Whatever the nine meals, you need

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Speaker 1: to do something with that. That's gonna be some real

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Speaker 1: show man. Why not going back and forth with you

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Speaker 1: about this? You keep telling me something about as a

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Speaker 1: bird what's the problem with it? What's the problem I

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Speaker 1: understanding that people have pet birds. Say, man, I don't

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Speaker 1: give if you have a pet bird, but really, this

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Speaker 1: how all night long? How do you? How do you?

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Speaker 1: How do you live with this thing? Come? I'll never

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Speaker 1: shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: ben It told me to tell you? Though, God, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what been it told me tell you? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waite White

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Speaker 1: Chris White, White, Brother, I don't want to hear what

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Speaker 1: the bird told you to tell me? Can I tell

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Speaker 1: you what been it told me to tell you? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What the Benny told me to tell you? This? That?

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Martin Show.

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Speaker 1: You took God prank by your boys? Sean you d

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Speaker 1: did I get your man? Got me? Do you got it? Man?

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Speaker 1: That's guy. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to wait to

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Speaker 1: this dude, get armed out and talk to him and

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Speaker 1: talk to you about some posing bird. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what's the staff. I'll be up our night and I'm

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Speaker 1: saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing I'm

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Speaker 1: saying I'm missing y'all in the morning because I'm proudly

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Speaker 1: hitting the smooth. But one more thing to ask you,

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Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the lane man Steve hard More

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Speaker 1: in the show we never you know your roommate does

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Speaker 1: not have to be a human dude. You know that?

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Speaker 1: All right? We gotta get out of here, guys, Thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next the Strawberry Letters subject and unattractive man's

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Speaker 1: plead for help. We'll get into it and try to

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Speaker 1: help this unattractive man. Right after this, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the same Horday Morning Show