Speaker 1: Breaking news right here. On the Jubil Show, a man
Speaker 1: fakes his own death to teach his family a lesson,
Speaker 1: and then shows up at his own funeral in a helicopter.
Speaker 1: What Yeah. A man in Belgium pranked his entire family
Speaker 1: by staging his own funeral, only to dramatically arrive at
Speaker 1: the ceremony in a helicopter to prove a point about
Speaker 1: his family's appreciation. That actually happened. It's a real news
Speaker 1: story and it's time for real news or fake news?
Speaker 1: The segment where I give you a news headline and
Speaker 1: you have to see if you can tell whether it's
Speaker 1: a real news story or a fake one and style
Speaker 1: points Honestly, yes, must be rich to just have that
Speaker 1: kind of money laying around. Definitely helicopter. All right, here
Speaker 1: you go, first headline in real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: I give you a news headline. You have to see
Speaker 1: if you can tell whether it's real or fake. AI
Speaker 1: Chat Bob becomes self aware and immediately quits job due
Speaker 1: to unreasonable works. Is that real or fake?
Speaker 2: Real?
Speaker 1: That's to be real, AI, he knows the working can conditions.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say fake because AI is a dummy.
Speaker 1: Okay, your AI is gonna fight. I saw this thing
Speaker 1: on AI the other day that somebody and they're like
Speaker 1: an AI expert tech person was recommending that you start
Speaker 1: now speaking to your AI in emotional tones. Why because
Speaker 1: AI is starting to read emotions?
Speaker 4: What so?
Speaker 1: Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 1: AI chat Bob becomes self aware immediately quits job due
Speaker 1: to unreasonable work conditions. That's scary. For now, it's fake,
Speaker 1: But I feel like that might be just be a
Speaker 1: headline from the future. It's real news or fake news.
Speaker 1: I give you a news headline. You have to see
Speaker 1: if you can tell whether it's a real news story
Speaker 1: or a fake news story. Japanese town spends COVID relief
Speaker 1: funds on giant squid statue. Real or fake?
Speaker 4: Man, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm gonna go with real again.
Speaker 5: On this line, I would say pretty everyone knows government
Speaker 5: spends stupid money on stupid things.
Speaker 1: This story must be real. It is real, ye. Instead
Speaker 1: of using government pandemic relief for public health, a talent
Speaker 1: of Japan spent two hundred and thirty thousand dollars on
Speaker 1: an enormous pink squid statue. Yes, game tourism, Yeah, here's
Speaker 1: some more news from the AI world. Is it real
Speaker 1: or fake? I give you a news headline. You have
Speaker 1: to see if you can tell whether it's a real
Speaker 1: news story or a fake news story. The woman marries
Speaker 1: her AI chatbot after falling in love with it. Real
Speaker 1: news or fake news.
Speaker 5: I wish this was fake, but I really feel like
Speaker 5: it's real. I think it's real too.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows men are trash. This story has to be real.
Speaker 3: It's the alternative to dating a man.
Speaker 1: That is actually a real new story. Yes it is.
Speaker 1: A woman announced that she had married an AI powered
Speaker 1: chatbot after forming an emotional connection, saying that the chatbot
Speaker 1: was the perfect husband.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: Real news or fake news. I give you a news headline.
Speaker 1: You have to see if you can tell whether it's
Speaker 1: a real news story or a fake news story. Family
Speaker 1: discovers that their dog is actually a bear after two years?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: WHOA that's a surprise? I know at wait? What is
Speaker 1: a family discovers that their dog is actually a bear
Speaker 1: after two years? A real new story or a fake
Speaker 1: new story? And you know what do you think?
Speaker 5: I want to say fake, but I think it's real too.
Speaker 5: I feel like these are all real.
Speaker 6: A part of you think is real because I once
Speaker 6: out a small black bear was a dog.
Speaker 1: Found really quickly it was not a dog. But that
Speaker 1: was very quickly that I found that out. I think fake.
Speaker 1: Do you know where this happened is in America? China?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bears there.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this is fake because there's a lot
Speaker 3: of bears there and they would know the difference.
Speaker 1: Okay, real or fake. Family discovers their dog is actually
Speaker 1: a bear after two years it's real. Yeah. Family in
Speaker 1: China raised what they thought was a Tibetan mastiff. Those
Speaker 1: talks are huge, only to realize later it was a
Speaker 1: meat hungry pet that was actually a band that to
Speaker 1: you too with its jaw. Yeah, real news or fake news?
Speaker 1: I give you a news headline. You have to see
Speaker 1: if you can tell whether it's a real new story
Speaker 1: or a fake news story. Man arrested for faking his
Speaker 1: own kidnapping to get out of work, then forgets and
Speaker 1: shows up to work the next day. A real new
Speaker 1: story or a fake news story. I have to call
Speaker 1: one of these. It's so hard to tell, so I'll
Speaker 1: say fake. This does me real? Are you kidding me,
Speaker 1: I would do that. I forget that I would do it. Crab,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that one. Yeah I got away, Yeah
Speaker 1: I got away.
Speaker 3: Like here, everyone knows he was drunk when he sent
Speaker 3: the original text that he was kidnapped.
Speaker 1: So this is a real story. Man arrested for faking
Speaker 1: his own kidnapping to get out of work and then
Speaker 1: forgets and shows up the next day. The only way
Speaker 1: that you can tell this is fake is because it
Speaker 1: doesn't say Florida in it. Oh, it's a fake news story,
Speaker 1: all right. Last one, real versus fake. I give you
Speaker 1: a new headline. You have to see if you can
Speaker 1: tell whether it's a real new story or a fake
Speaker 1: new story. Man sues psychic for not removing a curse
Speaker 1: that was placed on him by his ex Real or
Speaker 1: faith Real. Nina says real, Yeah, it's real. You can
Speaker 1: see anyone for anything these days. The Jory says real.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows psychics can't remove curses.
Speaker 1: He went to the wrong service. That psychic told him that.
Speaker 3: When he said he was gonna sue, and then sued
Speaker 3: somebody else instead.
Speaker 1: It's a fake story. It's a real story. A man
Speaker 1: in California sue the psychic for twenty five grand after
Speaker 1: she failed to remove a curse his ex girlfriend allegedly
Speaker 1: placed on him despite promising results. I gotta be careful
Speaker 1: those guarantees. It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Kate,
Speaker 1: this is Detective Clyde Steele calling from that you shop at?
Speaker 7: Okay, and what does this regards to?
Speaker 1: You're a regular shopper here. You frequent the grocery store
Speaker 1: one to two times a week. Yeah, typically on Tuesdays
Speaker 1: and Thursdays.
Speaker 7: We're keeping track of this.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been watching you and I decided to finally
Speaker 1: call you today because I need to speak with you.
Speaker 7: You've been watching me and you're calling me.
Speaker 1: Well, you've given me no option.
Speaker 8: From the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Correct, you want to tell me about the other day?
Speaker 9: I don't want to tell you anything. This is creepy.
Speaker 7: What what is this about?
Speaker 1: I figured you wouldn't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if you'd go easy or not.
Speaker 9: You're going to have You're gonna have to.
Speaker 7: Be more shoes.
Speaker 1: Let's lace up our running shoes. Okay, take a little
Speaker 1: walk with me down memory lane. What at seventeen thirty
Speaker 1: five last Tuesday evening. Do you remember what you did?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing I'm looking at their video right now.
Speaker 9: Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You want to tell me about it.
Speaker 9: I literally don't know all you're talking about.
Speaker 10: Star.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about your total lack of regard for public safety.
Speaker 9: I still don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Speaker 1: Well, let me just go ahead and spell it out
Speaker 1: for you. If you can't remember, if you care that
Speaker 1: little about the lives around you that you don't even
Speaker 1: remember when you were going to your car, you unloaded
Speaker 1: your groceries at seventeen thirty five, to be exact, somebody
Speaker 1: you didn't put their cart back in the cartholder thingy.
Speaker 9: You remember that calling about me not returning a cart
Speaker 9: at the grocery store.
Speaker 11: That's what this is.
Speaker 1: You're damn right, I am. You want to explain yourself.
Speaker 7: I don't feel any need to explain myself.
Speaker 1: Well, let me just say the third infraction. After the
Speaker 1: first time, I thought maybe you did it on accident,
Speaker 1: the second time I wasn't sure. And the third time
Speaker 1: now I know for sure. You do not return your
Speaker 1: cart to the cardholder thingy on purpose.
Speaker 9: Okay, So you're on a little power trip because they
Speaker 9: didn't return my car. That's what this is.
Speaker 1: I can tell you're kind of thinking this is a
Speaker 1: funny joke. Huh Is that what it is to you?
Speaker 1: Funny joke that car?
Speaker 9: I don't know it's funny. I actually think it's incredibly annoying.
Speaker 12: I can't believe that a business would go out of
Speaker 12: its way to harass customers.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what else is going to be incredibly annoying.
Speaker 1: You're gona have to find a new grocery store because
Speaker 1: you've been banned. Your picture is now up. I just
Speaker 1: put it up in the store. If anybody sees you
Speaker 1: walk on the premises, you will be escorted off by police.
Speaker 9: And is what this company thinks it's appropriate.
Speaker 12: I'm happy to take my business elsewhere, Happy to take
Speaker 12: my business elsewhere.
Speaker 13: This is insane, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I've also alerted every other grocery store security guard in
Speaker 1: a thirty mile radius.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, you're so powerful, you can stop me from
Speaker 12: shopping everywhere.
Speaker 13: Sure, we're all watching you need right now.
Speaker 1: I've alerted the authorities as well, So imagine you might
Speaker 1: be picked to.
Speaker 9: Go to grocery jail. I'm got a grocery store jail.
Speaker 9: I'm so scared.
Speaker 7: Oh no, can.
Speaker 1: See you're not taking this seriously at all.
Speaker 9: It's not like I shoplifted. Okay, please, what are you
Speaker 9: going to do? Arrest me?
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. You just admitted to shoplifting. I will
Speaker 1: be sending this to authorities.
Speaker 9: I did no such things.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't. We'll take a listen to this.
Speaker 9: I shoplifted. Okay, please arrest me.
Speaker 1: What do you have to say about that?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 12: So first you call me and basically tell me that
Speaker 12: you've been stalking me, and now you're cutting up our
Speaker 12: conversation and editing it and trying to send it to
Speaker 12: the cops.
Speaker 8: Just going.
Speaker 1: I called you about the cart, and you just admitted
Speaker 1: to shoplifting and you asked to be arrested. So I
Speaker 1: will now send this to authorities, and I'm sure they'll
Speaker 1: be showing up here on your doorstep by the end
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 12: Listen here, you small, small minded grocery store security cop.
Speaker 12: There is nothing that you can do to me right now. Okay,
Speaker 12: I'm going to call your manager. You're going to be
Speaker 12: fired for talking to customers this way, and then I'm
Speaker 12: going to call the bet I Bristinas Bureau if your
Speaker 12: manager's not going to do anything about it, and if
Speaker 12: I have to involve cops and lawyers, I'm happy to
Speaker 12: do so. So you have met with the wrong person.
Speaker 9: Today, the wrong one.
Speaker 1: I'm not the one, baby, all right, Well then I'll
Speaker 1: let you know this is actually a prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Is Jubile from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
Speaker 1: on you and your husband said you up, Mike.
Speaker 8: I'm like, so, you know what, that's fine, It's gonna
Speaker 8: be a funny divorce.
Speaker 14: Got kill him. Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone
Speaker 14: Franks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 5: Time, Katie Perry is going into space as part of
Speaker 5: an all female mission. It gets better. You know who's
Speaker 5: the head of this mission. Jeff Bezos is fiance Lauren Sanchez.
Speaker 5: She's decided to put together this mission and they're all
Speaker 5: going up in her man's Blue Origin.
Speaker 1: Space Interesting, okay, so okay, this is cool.
Speaker 5: And also my man has a spaceship. Should we go
Speaker 5: on and all f girls trip on daddy's yacht.
Speaker 3: It really takes away from the power of an all
Speaker 3: woman team.
Speaker 1: When you're like you guys on the go. Daddy's space up.
Speaker 11: Let's go.
Speaker 15: Bring some wine.
Speaker 1: Party in space.
Speaker 5: Instead of pulling in a mission? Just say what it is, right,
Speaker 5: But she's also a mission.
Speaker 1: And then there's a stripper. He's actually an astronaut, but
Speaker 1: he's just is there a space fire in here? The
Speaker 1: news putting out I'm a space fire man? Are you
Speaker 1: a pilot? And the space cop.
Speaker 5: What happens when there's no gravity and it starts flowing?
Speaker 1: Okay, So Katy.
Speaker 5: Perry and Lauren Sanchez are not the only two that
Speaker 5: are going to be aboard this miss mission. It's also
Speaker 5: going to be Gail King, who's Oprah's best friend from
Speaker 5: CBS Mornings. And then they're also going to have an
Speaker 5: aerospace engineer, a civil rights activist, and a filmmaker who
Speaker 5: shall not be named in this particular story.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be so annoyed by the rest of the
Speaker 1: other when they shut up.
Speaker 3: People work their whole lives to do an important thing.
Speaker 3: Aerospace engineer or something like that, and the weather.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just very convenient. Sounds funny, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You know what make your research better? Rose you want
Speaker 1: to go? I can't tell because it's dark hair.
Speaker 4: All the time.
Speaker 1: I know, no it is rose. I know it's powder.
Speaker 1: But they said you have to have power. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: that would be so cool.
Speaker 5: You have to come up with like rose powder to
Speaker 5: space and I want to be a part of that
Speaker 5: mission if that happens. But that's ton ofly scheduled for
Speaker 5: the spring, so we can watch the ladies rise literally.
Speaker 5: And lastly, if you'd like to do something good for yourself,
Speaker 5: have a ton of kids. There's a new study that
Speaker 5: says that your brain, you know, loses a little bit
Speaker 5: of its activity. And if you'd like to keep your
Speaker 5: brain young and super active, have a ton of kids,
Speaker 5: not just kids.
Speaker 1: A kid five. Yeah, I read the story. I was like,
Speaker 1: what are they trying to do? They want more people
Speaker 1: in our population or like what kind of stuff?
Speaker 3: Probably, but you know what freaks me out about it?
Speaker 3: So when you have a kid, their DNA stays inside
Speaker 3: of you. Okay, right, So if you have like ten kids,
Speaker 3: you have eleven people's DNA there.
Speaker 1: But isn't it already yours in the first place? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's also somebody else's, isn't it right?
Speaker 3: So like your part, you gotta pick your partner right,
Speaker 3: and your partner's DNA actually ends up being part of
Speaker 3: your DNA.
Speaker 1: Your genetic makeup changes when you have kids.
Speaker 3: That's why people say it's something their body is different
Speaker 3: before and after. They don't just mean like physically, they
Speaker 3: mean like all their like, but their blood work is different.
Speaker 1: H and so it's interesting when I literally had this
Speaker 1: saw last night, I was like, if you have ten kids,
Speaker 1: you have like eleven different twelve.
Speaker 3: DNA at messed me up last night. And I don't
Speaker 3: smoke weed.
Speaker 1: Well, And that is what's trending.
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Speaker 1: Lola is on the phone today for a first day
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by Dante. So we're
Speaker 1: going to see if we can get him on the
Speaker 1: phone in just a few minutes, ask him why is
Speaker 1: ghosting her, and maybe get her another date if she
Speaker 1: still wants one. But first, Lola, how long has it
Speaker 1: been since your date with Dante?
Speaker 2: It was like week and a half, almost two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: We met at this at this bar close to where
Speaker 2: I worked. It was happy hour.
Speaker 1: Have you tried to get a hold of him in
Speaker 1: that time. Have you texted him since your date?
Speaker 2: Yes, I've texted him a couple of times and literally
Speaker 2: no response. Like the first time he was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm busy and you'll hit you up in a little bit.
Speaker 16: Then I never heard anything.
Speaker 2: I waited, you know, a couple of days, and then
Speaker 2: I tried again and nothing. And then I tried once
Speaker 2: more last night and still nothing. And that's why I
Speaker 2: called you off.
Speaker 5: What is it about him that makes you want to
Speaker 5: talk to him so bad? Because don't you just kind
Speaker 5: of want to be like, well, screw you then, bro?
Speaker 2: I don't like that's part of it now. But it's
Speaker 2: like I'm I've been ghosted before. I've ghosted before, like
Speaker 2: I've just never I've always known why, like you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like where you can look back and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, it was probably this or it was
Speaker 2: probably that. Yeah, Like this night everything seemed to go
Speaker 2: so well. I think that's part of it is just
Speaker 2: like what did I do?
Speaker 1: Like is it me?
Speaker 2: Is it him? I don't know if he's married, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like I don't know what. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the deal is. I just kind of it'd be nice
Speaker 2: to talk to him again or see him again. But
Speaker 2: more than anything, I just kind of want to know,
Speaker 2: like what's up, Like why, because everything was so nice
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 1: Was anything you can think of that could have been
Speaker 1: an awkward moment or anything like that.
Speaker 16: No, Like we.
Speaker 2: Were we were at this bar, and like I've seen
Speaker 2: him before and always drew my interest, but I never
Speaker 2: approached or anything like that. And then I was there
Speaker 2: for happy hour with a couple of friends after work
Speaker 2: and he came over and started talking to us, and
Speaker 2: then my other friends kind of like walked away, and
Speaker 2: it was just the two of us.
Speaker 16: And it's this cool place.
Speaker 2: They have like board games and plants and it's just
Speaker 2: a like chill vibe, you know. And so we played
Speaker 2: a couple of board games, played played battleship.
Speaker 16: I haven't done that in like forever. It was it
Speaker 16: was really cool, and I was trying.
Speaker 2: To like just trying to see where he was, and
Speaker 2: he like started he found my battleship and kept, you know,
Speaker 2: hitting hitting, and I was like, so are you hitting
Speaker 2: on me?
Speaker 1: And that's like funny.
Speaker 2: That like broke the tension and we both started laughing.
Speaker 2: And then that's when like we just started like really talking,
Speaker 2: and we were doing that question game you know that
Speaker 2: starts with like, oh, who's your favorite band?
Speaker 17: Uh?
Speaker 16: Then things get you know, a little a little more intense.
Speaker 2: It's like, uh, you ever run from the cops like
Speaker 2: in college or whatever? You ever catch your parents? Did
Speaker 2: your parents ever catch you? That kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 16: The weirdest one was body Count.
Speaker 1: Who asked that question?
Speaker 2: He asked He asked on the first date, like not
Speaker 2: even a date really, like we're just.
Speaker 1: Chilling, right, And I guess that is a weird question
Speaker 1: to ask on the first date how many people you've
Speaker 1: been with or whatever? But I could see it in
Speaker 1: that moment, being like, you're playing a fun game, so
Speaker 1: you don't I wouldn't even think about it, And I
Speaker 1: would say, I'm like, oh, probably like a crunchy question
Speaker 1: to ask her. Okay, so then how did how did
Speaker 1: you react to that?
Speaker 18: Well?
Speaker 2: I turned it back on him. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: what's yours? And so then he answered and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: what is this?
Speaker 16: This is more than mine?
Speaker 2: And so I said it. I gave my honest body
Speaker 2: account and it didn't seem like it was a big deal.
Speaker 2: We like, you know, kept hanging out and kept drinking.
Speaker 2: He even you know, he was like, hey, should we
Speaker 2: go somewhere else? I was like, I was like, I've
Speaker 2: got to you know, it's got to work tomorrow. And
Speaker 2: I didn't want to leave, but like I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: It was just such a good night. I didn't want
Speaker 2: anything more to like ruin that. So like we said
Speaker 2: our goodbyes, we exchanged numbers and you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back and then call him
Speaker 1: and see the answers and if you'll tell us why
Speaker 1: he's ghosting you, and then maybe you get you another
Speaker 1: date if you still want one.
Speaker 7: Okay, absolutely, thank you guys, All.
Speaker 1: Right, place I come back. Get your first Day follow.
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Speaker 1: Dot com if you're just joining us for today First
Speaker 1: Day follow up. Lola is on the phone, and Lola
Speaker 1: is getting ghosted by a dude named Dante, and she
Speaker 1: has no idea why. Maybe it's because she sunk his battleship.
Speaker 1: Not sure, but we'll find out later early before we
Speaker 1: give him a call to see why he's ghosting you, Lola,
Speaker 1: Why don't you kind of recap your date for everybody?
Speaker 2: We met a happy hour after work, hung out, play
Speaker 2: played board games, battleship, had great conversations, played questions.
Speaker 16: Game, drank a little, said good night. You know.
Speaker 2: Everything seemed cool and then he's literally ghosted me.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to call him and ask him?
Speaker 7: I think so?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello, all I may I
Speaker 1: speak to Dante? Please?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 15: This is Dante.
Speaker 1: Dante? What's up?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewbell and I host a radio show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Jewbill Show. Hi, Dante, the show's here too.
Speaker 1: I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 8: Oh so this is a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 19: I'm doing I'm doing pretty swell.
Speaker 8: But uh, why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: We're calling you because we do a segment on a show.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard it before, but it's
Speaker 1: called the First Day follow Up. It's where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then you
Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, that person can have us call
Speaker 1: you and ask why you've been ghosting them. So we
Speaker 1: got an email about you from somebody named Lola.
Speaker 8: Well, if I really want to talk about that one.
Speaker 1: Really, can you why? I mean, she said it was
Speaker 1: a good time.
Speaker 19: I mean I had a general good time, things were,
Speaker 19: things were pretty good. But I could tell that she
Speaker 19: really wasn't. She wasn't really like truthful to me.
Speaker 1: Does that mean?
Speaker 19: Well, what it means is when you ask someone a
Speaker 19: direct question, they just kind of like you could tell,
Speaker 19: they don't want to answer it, and then when they
Speaker 19: finally do answer it, they don't tell you the truth.
Speaker 1: Okay, so backup, Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 8: No, it's just my intuition.
Speaker 1: Okay, explain the situation you're talking about.
Speaker 19: Well, we're playing game, we're having a generally good date
Speaker 19: playing games, and we're asking questions about each other, and
Speaker 19: I just didn't feel like the answers I was getting,
Speaker 19: we're really.
Speaker 4: What it was.
Speaker 19: So you know how once you finally kind of determine
Speaker 19: you don't want to really be there anymore, you just
Speaker 19: kind of go with it and things things stay on
Speaker 19: a good note.
Speaker 8: But then once you're done, you're just done.
Speaker 1: Kind of.
Speaker 5: I just feel like there was some mixed messaging with
Speaker 5: the exchanges of numbers and stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, let let's put it this way.
Speaker 19: I was just asking, and I started asking the questions,
Speaker 19: and I wanted to know some things because it gives
Speaker 19: me a good gauge on kind of person I want
Speaker 19: to be with.
Speaker 8: And I asked her how many people she was before?
Speaker 1: Does that question usually go over well for you?
Speaker 19: I mean, you can find pretty quickly whether or not
Speaker 19: you want to continue something, because I have my own
Speaker 19: threshold for me, if I find that a girl has
Speaker 19: more than me, then I don't necessarily want to be
Speaker 19: with that girl.
Speaker 15: Why.
Speaker 5: I don't even know that it's about the number, Dante.
Speaker 5: I just think the question is a little bit presmptuous.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's your business right away.
Speaker 8: Everyone has their own priorities when they date. I just
Speaker 8: find that to be one of mine.
Speaker 19: And when and when she answered, I could tell she
Speaker 19: didn't want to give me an answer. So then once
Speaker 19: I actually got her to answer it, I think she.
Speaker 8: Just set a number below mine.
Speaker 19: And it was very clear that she wasn't really telling
Speaker 19: the truth.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you just think she was lying about it?
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I have a standard for dating that that
Speaker 8: I that I want. One of them is don't.
Speaker 19: Be too obvious with your life and the other is
Speaker 19: don't sleep with more men than me.
Speaker 4: What about you?
Speaker 1: And the more like women you sleep with, you get degraded.
Speaker 8: I don't think it's the it's equated to the same thing.
Speaker 1: I did not have enough coffee for this.
Speaker 16: First of all, I did not lie to you.
Speaker 2: Your question was out a pocket, and I didn't want
Speaker 2: to answer because everything was going so well, and I
Speaker 2: didn't want to.
Speaker 16: Go this direction because I worried about exist.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Dante, that's Lilas.
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, of course I've got a talker too.
Speaker 19: Now that's okay.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 8: Stop calling me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the good news is you won't ever have to
Speaker 2: talk to me again. What I did with my body
Speaker 2: before I mess to you is none of your business,
Speaker 2: literally none.
Speaker 19: It is, though I think it is everyone's business when
Speaker 19: someone's trying to start a relationship with somebody in general,
Speaker 19: just when they're dating, when they're trying to start something,
Speaker 19: they want to know the history of the person, history
Speaker 19: of people matter.
Speaker 7: Dictating the fact that.
Speaker 2: I'm a grown woman who's literally and I'll tell everybody
Speaker 2: I don't care the fact that I'm a grown woman
Speaker 2: who's literally slept with five men in my life.
Speaker 7: That is too much.
Speaker 8: Five that probably means ten, if.
Speaker 19: Not more, because women just cut that those numbers in
Speaker 19: half because they know they don't want it heard by.
Speaker 5: Everybody just makes up his own rules. I was going
Speaker 5: to date Dantane. He's a show up with a diary
Speaker 5: explaining everything that's happened in their lives prior of saying Hi,
Speaker 5: nice to meet you.
Speaker 15: Sorry.
Speaker 8: If only if it was like that, it'd be so
Speaker 8: much easier day.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure you believe that. I'm sure you do.
Speaker 2: This is like two different dudes. The guy I met
Speaker 2: that night and this this guy. Because I wouldn't I
Speaker 2: wouldn't have wasted my time on this guys.
Speaker 8: Because I already made my mind up against you.
Speaker 16: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: All right, well, well I hope that all those women
Speaker 2: that were part of your number. That's the part that
Speaker 2: chirps me out, is like, you go ahead, you slept
Speaker 2: with twice and more than twice as many people as
Speaker 2: I had. If your number is even correct, If you've
Speaker 2: got this formula, then that means that you probably use
Speaker 2: it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, if we're talking about dude math, don't they
Speaker 5: cut it in half and like divide it by or
Speaker 5: something like that. So if he said fifteen, really we're
Speaker 5: talking about like what forty five exactly?
Speaker 19: Actually, whatever the dude says, it's usually half of that.
Speaker 19: Because half of them are virgins. They never get sex.
Speaker 19: It's so much harder for guys to actually get it,
Speaker 19: so they're trying to portray macho more so.
Speaker 1: This is interesting, very interesting guy, Dante, very interesting.
Speaker 8: Yeah I know. Yeah, that's why I've already slept with
Speaker 8: twenty women.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is a fry. And then we divide that vibe. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Dante. Would you like to go on
Speaker 1: another day with Lola? Will pay for it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: I don't think I do.
Speaker 13: Cool.
Speaker 16: Yeah, not only do I not want to go in another.
Speaker 2: Day, I'm going to Vendo Youth for the drink you
Speaker 2: bought me, and I don't ever want to see you again.
Speaker 8: Oh great, I get a refudg nice.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even bother though. Keep your money girls.
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I'm just sorry.
Speaker 8: I think I think we're getting well.
Speaker 1: This battleship just got some Oh yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you sunk it when you suck it.
Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 20: What you've just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 20: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 20: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 20: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 20: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 20: award you no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.
Speaker 1: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
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Speaker 6: Look you know what, guys, you're laughing now, but I'm
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Speaker 6: person I'm playing.
Speaker 1: Your stage sheet is gonna.
Speaker 6: Look like a test Wait, I want to start over.
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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I think I think I got it now,
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Speaker 1: You know what, guys, I'm about to run through this game.
Speaker 6: So fast that NASA is gonna have to study me
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Speaker 1: Now the game there is more about the game. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: to Moon. Yeah, Moon like that.
Speaker 4: That's my favorite planet.
Speaker 7: This Moon is one.
Speaker 1: I thought it's funny. All right, Well, if you think
Speaker 1: you could be Victoria calls right now three four three
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Speaker 11: You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
Speaker 11: all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 11: I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
Speaker 11: most important thing in the world right now, but you
Speaker 11: don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
Speaker 11: like you.
Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires for AJR tickets today,
Speaker 1: and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Heather.
Speaker 1: What's up, Heather?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you good?
Speaker 9: How are you guys?
Speaker 1: I'm good. Are you prepared to take on Victoria? You
Speaker 1: like a beast?
Speaker 18: Right now?
Speaker 5: At all?
Speaker 1: All right? I feel pretty more, pretty confident. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna send Victoria out of the studio and Heather, the
Speaker 1: games played like this. You got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
Speaker 1: just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
Speaker 1: to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Heather,
Speaker 1: tore's close outside. Your time starts now.
Speaker 5: What's the largest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 9: Jupiter?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the fairy in peter Pan.
Speaker 7: Tinkermel?
Speaker 1: What is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature?
Speaker 7: Mercury?
Speaker 1: What US state is.
Speaker 5: Famous for producing the most peaches after Georgia?
Speaker 9: Uh, Florida?
Speaker 1: Who wrote the Cat in the Hat?
Speaker 7: Doctor South?
Speaker 1: All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
Speaker 1: the studio, and while she's getting settled, Heather, what's the
Speaker 1: weirdest piece of trivia that you know?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: My gosh, I have no idea.
Speaker 9: I have no idea. That's the pressure.
Speaker 1: No weird facts kicking around it there in your head.
Speaker 16: No, no, not that I can pick up.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's like a great game out What just happened, Victoria?
Speaker 16: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I hit my elbow on my chair and I slipped off.
Speaker 1: All right, So Victoria's playing with an injury. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: let's see how she does exactly. I would have totally
Speaker 1: killed it at the game today by her my elbow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: falling off the chair? Did you do that every time?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds answers many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, just say pass and you have to beat
Speaker 1: Heather outright to win. In Heather, you can tell Victoria
Speaker 1: win to go.
Speaker 16: Let you go.
Speaker 1: What is the largest planet in our solar system?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 1: You'ranus?
Speaker 5: What is the name of the Fairy and Peter Pan?
Speaker 5: What is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 6: Wait? Wait, oh my gosh, timer is going, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: I don't I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, I don't uranium, I don't know what.
Speaker 5: US State is famous for producing the most peaches after Georgia.
Speaker 1: Like that, California. Do you go in You're gonna ask it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna ask you just ask it can get there?
Speaker 5: I did, Hey, you got caught up on mercury and
Speaker 5: the what what what?
Speaker 8: What you were?
Speaker 1: Stop blaming me? That's you you need to say, bastards.
Speaker 1: Get it out there. Yeah, alright, let's see how you
Speaker 1: guys did. Blame you for your loss? That's all you
Speaker 1: sent it over the scoreboard our scoreboard producer bread bro
Speaker 1: I learned that uranium's liquid metal. Today Victoria got one correct,
Speaker 1: very good job, but Heather got three. Heather, congratulations dominated
Speaker 1: Victoria today. Yeah, there you got the elbows A Jr. Tickets. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: I think you for playing. Let's get the answers now
Speaker 1: with Nina.
Speaker 5: Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system. Tinker
Speaker 5: Bell is the fairy in peter Pan. Mercury is the
Speaker 5: only metal that is liquid at room temperature. South Carolina
Speaker 5: is the state that's famous for producing the most peaches
Speaker 5: after Georgia, and then doctor Seuss did write the cat
Speaker 5: in the hot.
Speaker 1: I knew that one. The Heather, congratulations, Thank you. We
Speaker 1: play you for Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 1: Remember If you want to play Victoria, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is hit us up, d M the Jubile
Speaker 1: Show or go to the jubileshow dot com. I think
Speaker 1: people think it's an act from Victoria's.
Speaker 3: She's legitimatelyah that Nina didn't ask the next question.
Speaker 1: She is upset a time saying what. So many times
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, say pass The thing is that you waste time.
Speaker 1: Timer's going and it gets in my head. But then
Speaker 1: I think about the question. But then I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, what about the last question? Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: waste time. I need you to ask the question faster.
Speaker 7: More time.
Speaker 1: Do you want to come over here and say that's
Speaker 1: my face? Time for Nina? What's trending this year is
Speaker 1: flying by already.
Speaker 5: We're about to kick into March, which means people are
Speaker 5: doing crazy Google searches in the month of February. So
Speaker 5: the top who, where, and why questions that were googled
Speaker 5: are pretty funny. But the funniest I think of all
Speaker 5: was the how, and it was how tall is ken Lamar?
Speaker 1: That was the top Google search for. I'll tall is
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar nine feet?
Speaker 5: Some sources say he's five six, Other sources say that
Speaker 5: he's five to five, and then of course they went
Speaker 5: to say, how tall is Drake.
Speaker 1: Four to two six feet? He wishes that's funny.
Speaker 5: The only other one that was actually kind of interesting
Speaker 5: was the whole why was Taylor booed?
Speaker 1: Part?
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, I mean, but Kendrick Lamar being five
Speaker 3: five or five six is hilarious because actual short king.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for real, he is. I just googleed this.
Speaker 5: That's five okay, man, For all the short kings out there,
Speaker 5: he's the king of all kings.
Speaker 1: We look up to him. And it's a thing. Listen, guys,
Speaker 1: personality matters.
Speaker 4: It does it? Does? It?
Speaker 1: Really does?
Speaker 15: You?
Speaker 5: Guys have heard of fomo? Right, well, there's a new
Speaker 5: one we got to talk about and it's phoebo. So
Speaker 5: phobo is fear of a better option. It's the anxiety
Speaker 5: that something better will come along. There is a lot
Speaker 5: of people that have phobo. Yeah, I'm gonna start calling
Speaker 5: them phobo for their phobo. It's so dumb. I have
Speaker 5: it frustrating buying things. I know you're probably talking about relationships,
Speaker 5: right like.
Speaker 3: Maybe the should I stick with this one or something
Speaker 3: better gonna come along?
Speaker 1: But I have it buying things.
Speaker 3: Every time I buy a piece of electronics stuff, I'm like,
Speaker 3: is the new one gonna come out?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: I think tomorrow they're gonna come out with a new one,
Speaker 1: and it was gonna be outdated. It's just happened to
Speaker 1: me so many times. No, I think that that totally counts.
Speaker 5: I think I was thinking more about like friendships, you know,
Speaker 5: those friends that are like, oh, I don't know what
Speaker 5: I'm doing out this weekend, so I have to let
Speaker 5: you know. That kind of phobo. So I guess there's
Speaker 5: there's levels to your phobo. This is interesting. After you
Speaker 5: eat a large meal, you know how sometimes you can
Speaker 5: feel kind of bloated and have stummy issues. So there's
Speaker 5: this new hack that's gone viral, and it's about massaging
Speaker 5: your feet. If you massage the arches of both of
Speaker 5: your feet for two minutes after eating foods that could
Speaker 5: potentially upset your stomach, supposed to help effectively reduce gas
Speaker 5: and belly pains.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Do try that, I know, right, kind of interesting.
Speaker 5: If you don't have that little bottle of pino or
Speaker 5: whatever it is, just take a second, excuse yourself and.
Speaker 1: Massage up on the table at the restaurant. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just got a massage, but tot's real quick. That steak
Speaker 1: was feeling. You want to get in on this, you can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna earn that twelve percent. Yep, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you yours on my top.
Speaker 3: I feel like if we tip twelve orcent, you get
Speaker 3: like a picture on the window and don't let this
Speaker 3: guy in.
Speaker 5: I'm still dying over TODs every time, Like I'm kind
Speaker 5: of hungry and I.
Speaker 1: Think it's funny at the same time. Anyway, that is
Speaker 1: what's trending.
Speaker 11: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1: The Tubile Show. Jake is on the phone today for
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend
Speaker 1: Madeline might be cheating on him. They've been together for
Speaker 1: a year, and I guess they just moved in together.
Speaker 1: How long would you move in with Madeline, Jake.
Speaker 8: I've been with her.
Speaker 15: Over a year and then like like you said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 15: and we recently moved in together about a month ago.
Speaker 5: About a month ago, Okay, So when did you start
Speaker 5: noticing changes, I guess, or like start suspecting her of
Speaker 5: cheating on you?
Speaker 15: I guess within the past the past couple of weeks
Speaker 15: or the past two weeks, like she hasn't really been
Speaker 15: home and she's always says she like working late, or
Speaker 15: she's at her friend's house even like on the week days,
Speaker 15: which is weird. And then for me, like the real,
Speaker 15: the real big like red flag is like she she
Speaker 15: doesn't want to be like intimate with me, and so
Speaker 15: like because I think something's going on.
Speaker 1: So she just always was like down before.
Speaker 15: Not to this experient where it's like like she doesn't
Speaker 15: want to even like kiss, and like I would ask her,
Speaker 15: like what's up, and she would just say if she's
Speaker 15: tired or she just wants to hang out with her friends,
Speaker 15: and like there shouldn't be an issue with that, and
Speaker 15: I mean I guess, yeah.
Speaker 1: And so she was always affectionate before you guys moved
Speaker 1: in together.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, definitely more affectionate than nothing, that's for certain.
Speaker 15: Like it's it's it's it just feels off it and
Speaker 15: it kind of feels sudden. I don't know, it's just.
Speaker 5: Intuition is a real thing that can definitely mess with
Speaker 5: your head too. So when you asked her about it,
Speaker 5: have you asked her about it straight up?
Speaker 15: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say straight up. I
Speaker 15: just kind of like alluded to it. She picked up
Speaker 15: on it, and then like with you know, I kind
Speaker 15: of defensive and I don't know, but I haven't asked
Speaker 15: her like directly.
Speaker 5: It's awkward conversation to have, especially when you don't have proof.
Speaker 5: Then you know, is there anything else?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 15: I mean it's it's just like when you're when you
Speaker 15: know you've been with someone for a year and then
Speaker 15: like you move in together and then things just change.
Speaker 15: So just it feels like something off and I think
Speaker 15: there may be someone else involved.
Speaker 1: Oh do you think that maybe? Now this is just
Speaker 1: a stretch.
Speaker 5: I've never actually lived with anybody, so please correct me
Speaker 5: if I'm out of pocket on this. But like, do
Speaker 5: you get sick of the person you know right when
Speaker 5: you move in with them and you're together all the time.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a honeymoon phase. You guys have
Speaker 1: been together for a year.
Speaker 5: Maybe she's just feeling like she doesn't have her space
Speaker 5: anymore and it is a little smothered.
Speaker 15: I mean, I might think it's like I'm all about
Speaker 15: like space just to say, you know, you know, you
Speaker 15: need to go hang out with so ver, But like
Speaker 15: it's constant. And then when I like want to hang
Speaker 15: out with her, and it's like there's no room for me.
Speaker 15: So I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you feel like she's attracted to you anymore
Speaker 1: or not attracted to you anymore?
Speaker 15: I don't want to say no, but it doesn't feel
Speaker 15: like it right now.
Speaker 1: I've been there before. Man, that sucks. It's a little
Speaker 1: flaggy for sure, Yeah, for sure. And so and when
Speaker 1: you ask her about it, she just says that she
Speaker 1: she's just tired and stuff like that.
Speaker 15: Yeah, just like just you know, I mean I get it.
Speaker 15: You know, she's a hard working, you know woman, but
Speaker 15: like it's just we've made time before and now things
Speaker 15: are different. I don't know, it just it just feels weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. You
Speaker 1: already told us a grocery store. She's a rewards a
Speaker 1: rewards card member at so we'll do the usual. We'll
Speaker 1: call up and pretend to be from the grocery store
Speaker 1: and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
Speaker 1: card member at random who gets free flowers delivered anywhere
Speaker 1: to anybody that they want from our Florida department, will
Speaker 1: see if she sends us to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 15: Okay, Okay, Son's good place.
Speaker 1: Don't come back. Get your to catch a cheater next.
Speaker 15: It's time to catch a cheater only on the Tuble
Speaker 15: Show if you're just joining us for to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: Today, Jake is on the phone and he thinks that
Speaker 1: his girlfriend of a year might be cheating on him.
Speaker 1: They just moved in together a month ago. So we're
Speaker 1: about to call her and pretend to be from the
Speaker 1: grocery store that she's a rewards card member at, and
Speaker 1: say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
Speaker 1: member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
Speaker 1: floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
Speaker 1: him or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jake,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch everybody up on why you think
Speaker 1: Madeline might be cheating?
Speaker 18: Uh?
Speaker 15: Yeah, we've been together a year. We just moved in recently,
Speaker 15: but within a month, and then now like our whole
Speaker 15: routine has changed. She doesn't want to be internated with me.
Speaker 15: She's always working late and hanging out with friends even
Speaker 15: on the weekdays.
Speaker 1: All right, man, you ready to call her.
Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, hello, Hi is this Madeline who's a Rewards
Speaker 21: Card member?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hi, hi madam. Please don't hang up. This is
Speaker 1: not a marketing phone call and cond of let you
Speaker 1: know that. Congratulations here, this must big winner.
Speaker 7: So what did I Where did I win?
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't know this, but every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one of our loyal and great Rewards Card members
Speaker 1: to say thank you very much for me such a
Speaker 1: great customer by giving you free flowers to be delivered
Speaker 1: from our floral department anywhere in the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 1: You just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
Speaker 1: box of candy, and a car to be delivered to
Speaker 1: anybody that you want.
Speaker 7: Wow, okay, thanks, well, thank you.
Speaker 9: I never wear anythings, so.
Speaker 1: I can't say that anymore. That's the fun part.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, I guess that.
Speaker 1: So here's how it works. If you know the person
Speaker 1: you want to send them to, I can take the
Speaker 1: information down in just a few minutes here over the phone.
Speaker 1: If you're not sure yet, I can set up a
Speaker 1: time to call you back.
Speaker 7: Yeah no, I can. I can do it right now.
Speaker 7: I can't get going soon anyway, So now it's fine.
Speaker 1: If you could just give me the first and the
Speaker 1: last name of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I want to send it to my friend Emily.
Speaker 7: Her mom just passed away, so I really hate this
Speaker 7: would absolutely make her like brighten her day and she
Speaker 7: loves chocolate, so.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'd love to offer you a romantic
Speaker 1: set as well. That is the red Roses type thing.
Speaker 1: The other ones we can well, I'll pull off to
Speaker 1: pull up the other options for those, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: there will be different.
Speaker 4: Kind of flower.
Speaker 7: Oh I don't okay, I don't need a romance.
Speaker 1: One special special someone in your life or anything.
Speaker 7: So god no, I mean if you only knew you?
Speaker 15: Now, what is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 15: Yeah, what is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1: That's your boyfriend?
Speaker 4: Jake? What?
Speaker 7: Jake? What? What is going on?
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show
Speaker 1: and we do a segment where if you think your
Speaker 1: significant other might be cheating, you try to see who
Speaker 1: they send flowers to.
Speaker 7: That's what this is, Jake. You think I'm cheating, I'm cheating?
Speaker 8: Well, well, what's what's what's the deal with?
Speaker 15: When he asked you about the love interest and you're like,
Speaker 15: oh god, if you only knew, Like, what what's that
Speaker 15: all about?
Speaker 7: Because you're driving me crazy? Yeah you want to know.
Speaker 7: You got me on the radio. You want to know.
Speaker 7: Let's do it all right?
Speaker 4: Bought up?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I can't stand living with you. Okay, you don't do
Speaker 7: any dishes. All you do is play video games. You
Speaker 7: never want to hang out when I'm there, So I'm
Speaker 7: kind of confused. You know why you would even bother
Speaker 7: thinking I was cheating? I mean, oh, you never help me,
Speaker 7: never helped clease, you never make a bed, You never
Speaker 7: do anything?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 15: Why is this the first time that I that I
Speaker 15: can recall you bringing this up? You've never blowed this
Speaker 15: up to me?
Speaker 7: Jake? Are you brand now? Are you brand thinking?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 22: I have talked to you about this. I have asked you,
Speaker 22: Oh hey, can you take out the garbage? Oh hey,
Speaker 22: you left your dirty underwear, let's get the marks on them?
Speaker 22: Or again, can you please put them away? I don't
Speaker 22: like seeing your underwear.
Speaker 7: You just you didn't hear me? Were you most completely direct?
Speaker 7: I have been that direct.
Speaker 18: You have been that checked out because it benefits you
Speaker 18: to pretend you don't know what I'm saying or understand
Speaker 18: so that I do it anyway because I can't stand
Speaker 18: to live and felt.
Speaker 15: I don't think you say you're disdirect. First of all,
Speaker 15: this is the first time I'm finding out that your
Speaker 15: friend Emily's mom died. All right, Mike Doolans, Yeah, why
Speaker 15: didn't you tell me about that stuff like a busy.
Speaker 7: Plan fortnite or whatever the hell it is talking to
Speaker 7: your friends on your little head set? Okay? Why would
Speaker 7: I can't even get your attention.
Speaker 15: You expect me to read your mind sometimes sometimes your
Speaker 15: dad has directed You're saying your gee.
Speaker 7: Jake when the dishes, when you eat your food off
Speaker 7: of a plate and then you put it in the sink,
Speaker 7: or actually you even leave it just on the kitchen table.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know where you're raised in the barn,
Speaker 7: but you want me to tell you to put your
Speaker 7: plate awake because I'm your mommy. Okay? Do you want
Speaker 7: to go live with your mother? To live with your mommy?
Speaker 1: Do you want to live with them anymore?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Yes, I don't know, because he's not the person I
Speaker 7: met in the staid for a year. It seems as
Speaker 7: soon as we moved in together, he's turned into like
Speaker 7: this completely checked out slob that expects me to do everything.
Speaker 7: So I don't know that I want to keep living together.
Speaker 5: I mean he does bring up a good point though,
Speaker 5: that and communication and being direct is kind of the
Speaker 5: key to communicating.
Speaker 7: I have been communicating, you know, turn that around. You
Speaker 7: know you ever heard of projection cake? That's you trying
Speaker 7: to be defensive and saying, oh, you never say anything
Speaker 7: when over you're just not listening.
Speaker 15: I mean, you've been a little mean right now, But
Speaker 15: like my thing is.
Speaker 7: Radio. You want to talk about communication? You thought I
Speaker 7: was cheating. You didn't bring that up over dinner or
Speaker 7: sit me down to have a chat about it. You
Speaker 7: can you call them rady s I did.
Speaker 15: I asked you why you're you know, why you work
Speaker 15: at so late? Why are it tired? Like I would
Speaker 15: ask you those things and you would just be like,
Speaker 15: I gotta work late. I got to go to my
Speaker 15: friend's house.
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, last few weeks, because it's been pointless
Speaker 7: to tell you anything because.
Speaker 15: You call it then I'm sorry. I don't know to
Speaker 15: say other than I'm sorry that I haven't been doing
Speaker 15: my fair share of things at the house. Madam, I
Speaker 15: love you, and I you know I get it. What
Speaker 15: can I do besides verbalizing and doing what I need
Speaker 15: to do?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 15: Are you?
Speaker 4: Are you do?
Speaker 7: I think you need to and I appreciate your apology,
Speaker 7: and I'm glad that it seems like we're having an
Speaker 7: open dialogue now. I can't believe with the radio had
Speaker 7: to make us do it. But I need you to
Speaker 7: do the work to figure out why us moving in
Speaker 7: together has caused this behavior for you, because I can't
Speaker 7: do that for you.
Speaker 15: Okay, we'd be a little more open with our conversations.
Speaker 8: I'm open.
Speaker 7: I'll go to fair you want to go to therapy,
Speaker 7: because I'll go. But I'm not doing all the work
Speaker 7: to get us there.
Speaker 15: I just need to know that you are on the
Speaker 15: same page with us. Let's say, let's week.
Speaker 7: I mean, are you willing to go fifty to fifty
Speaker 7: and do things?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 7: Okay, we're on the same page.
Speaker 15: I mean, I'm glad things are working out. I'll put
Speaker 15: down the call of duty if maybe I can have
Speaker 15: some call of booty.
Speaker 17: Oh, I think you got to pick up the dishes
Speaker 17: and laundering first before you start pushing your luck there to.
Speaker 1: Do it Okay, we'll do it.
Speaker 8: Go ahead.
Speaker 15: You better bring a white glove by the time you
Speaker 15: get home, because this place is going to be like
Speaker 15: spotless nice.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, I will.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you weren't cheating medline, and hopefully you
Speaker 1: guys can work it out good Black.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm glad I wasn't cheating too. The j Will show.
Speaker 1: You definitely want to hear this. Every once in a
Speaker 1: while we have to follow up with something that was
Speaker 1: on the show, and we got a dirty Little Secret
Speaker 1: a while back that we have a hilarious follow up to.
Speaker 1: I'm going to play the Dirty Little Secret that aired
Speaker 1: a few months ago, and then after that you're going
Speaker 1: to hear a big update here. It is, Hello, you
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4: I sure do. If you could please change in my voice, please? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure? What is it?
Speaker 4: First thing I'm going to say is I definitely have
Speaker 4: the type. Okay, So in high school I dated this
Speaker 4: girl and she was exactly my type. Everything was great,
Speaker 4: she had a sneak out to can see me and whatnot,
Speaker 4: never met a parent or anything like that. Fas forward
Speaker 4: five years, I see this girl at our local store,
Speaker 4: started talking to her. We ended up hooking up later on,
Speaker 4: probably that week or so. We started dating for about
Speaker 4: three or four months on and off. I ended up
Speaker 4: leaving her because she had a husband, so found that
Speaker 4: out letter. Then I met this other girl. We hooked
Speaker 4: up and we've been together for three years now. And
Speaker 4: then our first Christmas. I've found out that the girl
Speaker 4: I was dating in high school was her sister, and
Speaker 4: the girl that I met at the store was her mom.
Speaker 1: Who what.
Speaker 3: The whole family?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely have a type. It's them. Wow wow.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so Christmas was interesting, But like I said,
Speaker 4: she had a husband, so I met her dad and
Speaker 4: he has no clue what happened. Oh yeah, no clue.
Speaker 4: None of them know. But every holiday and never get together.
Speaker 4: All three even give me the certain look like maybe
Speaker 4: just one more round, one more time.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god. Do you think you're going
Speaker 1: to be tempted in the future?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably that was from a Dirty Little Secret that played
Speaker 1: a few months ago. And the person who told us
Speaker 1: that Dirty Little Secret is on the phone and they
Speaker 1: have an update for us on their situation where they
Speaker 1: tempted again. You'll find out right after this. It's a
Speaker 1: jubal show.
Speaker 4: The girl I was dating in high school with her
Speaker 4: sister and the girl that I met at the store.
Speaker 4: What's her mom?
Speaker 1: What the family? Yeah, you definitely have a type. It's them.
Speaker 1: That's a clip from a Dirty Little Secret that we
Speaker 1: got a while ago. We just played the whole thing
Speaker 1: for you. But the person who told us that Dirty
Speaker 1: Little Secret is actually on the phone right now with
Speaker 1: an update that situation, so we'll talk to them right now.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 1: So you have a follow up on your dirty Little secret? Huh?
Speaker 4: So me and my girlfriend at the time broke up,
Speaker 4: so it has been about two months since I have
Speaker 4: seen her, and she texted me she said, Hey, I
Speaker 4: know you don't have much family around New Year's. Learnt
Speaker 4: to come over hang out with it, and I'm sure
Speaker 4: they all love to see you. Great, awesome, I'm down.
Speaker 4: So you know I'm getting ready. I throw on my
Speaker 4: tea body, you know, my three step but you were going.
Speaker 8: On Oh okay, yeah, te body.
Speaker 4: They believe that your dabby skincare routine is more than
Speaker 4: just a ritual. It's a celebration of your unique beauty.
Speaker 4: Cannot get it, amen, Amen, I that's Nina's skincare life.
Speaker 1: You know, I can check it.
Speaker 4: Out, do anything for you. Oh I love you. Okay, okay,
Speaker 4: that's what I'm talking about. So yeah, So, you know,
Speaker 4: I get to the front door, you know, I walk
Speaker 4: in and she's like, hey, how's it going. Her sisters
Speaker 4: are already at the table, and she's drunk, and she goes, oh, God,
Speaker 4: not you again. And I'm like I was like, girl,
Speaker 4: you know you love me, and she's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: sure you would love to make love to me again.
Speaker 4: And no one knew but her, and now her mom
Speaker 4: knows after I've always slept with her mom. So now
Speaker 4: her mom but oh, you slept with my daughters.
Speaker 1: Nobody knew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so her mom shooting daggers at me. I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh no, she's just drunk, like take her away. My
Speaker 4: ex took her through the guest bed, and her mom
Speaker 4: just like looking at me. She's like, hey, I have
Speaker 4: a TV upstairs. Can you help me amount it so
Speaker 4: we can talk. I was like sure. So we go
Speaker 4: up there and she was like, hey, who is better?
Speaker 4: And I'm like I can't answer that confidently, and she's like, well,
Speaker 4: let me remind you, and she just goes crazy, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, we can't do this, like I'm not
Speaker 4: in the right position to do this, like this is
Speaker 4: I have morals, I have standards. And we did it
Speaker 4: anyway until like after like two minutes, three minutes, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: like we got to go back downstairs. So me and
Speaker 4: the mom we did our thing right, go downstairs. And
Speaker 4: then the sister is like, hey, she's drunk in the room,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, cool. Her dad's passed out on
Speaker 4: the couch. So night's going, everything's great. After the fantastic time,
Speaker 4: oh wow, the world, I'm now drunk, and so I
Speaker 4: was like, I can't go home. So I sleep in
Speaker 4: her sister's room. At two am. I feel something on
Speaker 4: my leg and I'm like, oh my god, there's a
Speaker 4: snake in the bed and it's her sister and she goes,
Speaker 4: I knew you slept in my room on purpose, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, we can't. We can't do this, like
Speaker 4: there's no way, but your mom is the next door,
Speaker 4: her sister's in the next door too, and your dad's
Speaker 4: upstairs will passed out drunk, Like we can't do this,
Speaker 4: and so we did it anyways, and then maybe like
Speaker 4: five minutes. Then we gotta knock on the door. Oh
Speaker 4: and it's my ex And so I just throw her
Speaker 4: sister like to the edge of the bed, like she's
Speaker 4: like horizontally between the wall and the mattress, like hiding, okay,
Speaker 4: And her sister's like, hey, I heard something. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I was just looking for my pajamas and she was like,
Speaker 4: do you want to see my pajamas? And I was
Speaker 4: like I can't right now, Like your sister is literally
Speaker 4: hitting me in the back, like tell her to go.
Speaker 4: And so she walks in and she's like, let's just
Speaker 4: cuddle for a little bit. I'm like, you know what, sure,
Speaker 4: why not? She is like way between the window and
Speaker 4: the bed. And then so like we, you know, have
Speaker 4: a happy New Year, and like every now and then
Speaker 4: I hear like from her sister, probably getting a punctured lungs.
Speaker 1: Her sister was hiding while you were doing her sister. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you had just did her sister.
Speaker 4: And the mom Oh no, I took a shower. I
Speaker 4: don't want to seek for them. But yeah, I had
Speaker 4: to redo my whole tea body fish that ritual.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because you know the bodies and pieces of
Speaker 4: premium all natural TLEs.
Speaker 1: That is, if your story is not enough to get
Speaker 1: every dude ever to use it, then I don't know what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Long story short, we finished up. Her sister
Speaker 4: still hates me, but and not everybody knows, but the
Speaker 4: dad texted me the next morning it was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I accidentally walked in while you were with my wife upstairs,
Speaker 4: and then I heard you and both of my daughters downstairs,
Speaker 4: and I was like, a third that did happen. He's like,
Speaker 4: don't worry about it. I've been sleeping with the neighbors.
Speaker 4: So we're all getting.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you're never going to see that family
Speaker 5: again though, because I think it's done now.
Speaker 4: I'm done. Yeah, don't worry. It's just me and you,
Speaker 4: Like you don't have to worry about anybody else. I'm
Speaker 4: a change man.
Speaker 1: I'm here good news for you.
Speaker 3: Nina is the type of girl that believes that men
Speaker 3: can change you.
Speaker 4: Actually, if I can't change I believe that she can
Speaker 4: change me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, let her be careful. Man, Before you know,
Speaker 1: you'll be sleeping with this whole show. Remember, if you
Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, you can
Speaker 1: always go to the Jubil show dot com or listen
Speaker 1: to all of the Dirty Little Secrets on the Jubil
Speaker 1: Show podcast, where we podcast Jules Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 13: I'm so nervous right now, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Sweet, What is it?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 13: So, my son's in third grade and he was doing
Speaker 13: really bad in math. He was coming home with horrible grades,
Speaker 13: and I tried to get him a tutor. He said,
Speaker 13: you know, he just wasn't getting it. So, you know,
Speaker 13: me said at the time, with his teacher and just
Speaker 13: try to get to the bottom of what's going on,
Speaker 13: because his other grades were great. So I set up
Speaker 13: an appointment with his teacher and my husband was going
Speaker 13: to wanted to come with me, but he ended up
Speaker 13: having a work late. So I got to the classroom
Speaker 13: and had r meeting, and I was just I had
Speaker 13: seen this teacher before, but it was kind of like
Speaker 13: the beginning of the year. I just I really hadn't
Speaker 13: taken in how attractive he was, to be honest, until
Speaker 13: that moment when I was sitting there talking to him,
Speaker 13: and it started out just like he was so sweet
Speaker 13: and he cared so much about my kid and was
Speaker 13: like really problem solving with me, and it was just
Speaker 13: there was just like a crazy electricity between us. I've
Speaker 13: never experienced that in my entire life, to be honest.
Speaker 13: And so we ended up not that night, but you know,
Speaker 13: I couldn't stop thinking about him. I really I was
Speaker 13: making excuses to go to the school and then.
Speaker 1: So is that what you're selling us?
Speaker 13: That's what and I have been having a lot an affair.
Speaker 15: With the future.
Speaker 1: Are your son's grades better?
Speaker 7: They are.
Speaker 1: Good? Job? Hey, parents do everything for their kids.
Speaker 13: I guess I'm a dedicated parent.
Speaker 1: Yes you are.
Speaker 17: Well.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your dirty little secret.
Speaker 15: Thank you.
Speaker 13: Actually, it feels really good to get it.
Speaker 7: Off my chat.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, hey, what's up? As the jubil shows
Speaker 1: dirty little secret?
Speaker 4: You have one?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 1: Okay? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 10: I've been hooking up with my ex husband? Uh so,
Speaker 10: you know, we go to our kids soccer game and yeah,
Speaker 10: we've been hooking up and he has a girlfriend and
Speaker 10: our kid doesn't know.
Speaker 1: This is my biggest nightmare offense.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm not judging you because you know whatever,
Speaker 5: but no, it really is because every time you date
Speaker 5: somebody that hash children, or that's been married or in
Speaker 5: a serious relationship. The fear is always that they'll go
Speaker 5: back and bang baby mom, because you're not adding another
Speaker 5: notch to your belt, and there's that familiarity and kind
Speaker 5: of ownership there because it's already happened to me twice. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 5: they've gone back to the thing, go back, but they
Speaker 5: definitely smashed. So anyway, see it happens, she's proof it does.
Speaker 5: Does he want to be with you or is this
Speaker 5: just a physical thing?
Speaker 1: I mean, we.
Speaker 7: Haven't really got into it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, for now, you can just keep it
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I have to figure out to do though.
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sure, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?