WEBVTT - Arctic Scavengers 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:06.360 Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:10.560 This it's me Chris Alvarado. I'm here, I'm hosting. I'm 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:12.880 happy to be with my friends, and I'm happy to 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:16.639 be with everyone who's listening. Speaking of my friends, let 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:20.000 me introduce them to you in no particular order. Everybody, 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:25.479 please say hello to James Haney. Hi, James, Hi, James 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:29.680 at an airport. If the option is there, do you 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:32.840 use the the moving walkways? Do you do you walk 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:36.879 on those things, those little those little absolutely and if 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:41.120 I can I walk or run on the moving walkway, Um, 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:44.319 but I don't. I don't feel like people that are 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.760 angry at people that are standing on the moving walkways 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.520 are are sad human beings. I mean, part of the 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.400 fun of it is just standing there and letting the 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:54.200 robot do all the work. I do like to go faster. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.360 I so if there's room, I'm going to charge through. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.840 But I will never give a dirty look or tell 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:02.560 some step of the way. I'll just be patient. Okay, Yeah, 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:08.000 moving walk waste, All walk waste were moving. Now, please 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:14.240 say hello to Caroline Connor, everybody, my favorite person. Hello Caroline. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:20.720 Did you enter any talent shows as a kid. You know, 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:26.759 I think I did, but I think it was whatever 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.240 I did was pretty bad. I remember. I don't know 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.240 if other people, maybe specifically women, have this experience, but 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.080 I would. You would do it like with a partner 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.399 and you would like choreograph a dance. But it wasn't 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:39.840 really cool, you know what I mean. It was just 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:42.280 like a lot of like trying to like do pairs 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.959 figure skating on dry land, but with the talents of 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:51.080 like a third grader. Does that answer your question? Yeah, 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.040 it does. It does because I was the kind about 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.720 I think you have a lot of a lot of 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.360 hidden talents that the world hasn't seen. Yeah, And if 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.760 it's hidden and I'm not gonna do it, that's that's 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:06.760 what I thought. That's why I keep them locked behind 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:11.280 closed doors. I don'tbody say a lot of Jackie do 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:22.000 Ruthie Jackie Jackie. Karaoke underrated, overrated, perfectly rated, perfectly rated. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:25.880 It's a good time. It's fun. It's fun to do. 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:30.600 Um it's sometimes like fun to watch a little bit, 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:33.600 but either way, it's a good time. Let me say this, 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:38.839 my my my most prized karaoke memory is I went 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.560 to the Brass Monkey which is one of the most 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:47.960 you know, popular karaoke bars in uh in Kaytown here 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.560 in Los Angeles. And but I went on the fourth 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.640 of July in the afternoon, so no one was there 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:59.120 except for me, Pat and then our two friends and 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.200 then like two other people. So it was it was 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:06.679 just so fun because everyone was just like so energized. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:08.920 But like we got to go up there a bunch 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:12.880 of times, and I witnessed my two friends who used 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:16.800 to be a couple. Sadly only sadly for this fact 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:21.200 are they no longer because their bit was so funny 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.160 and they and they would do this at karaoke, because 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:24.480 I saw it more than once, but this is the 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:27.560 first time. They would sing system of the Down, like 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.280 so one of them is doing that part and the 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:35.080 other one's doing do you want to? And it was 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:41.560 so perfect. It was so perfect, and like one of 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:43.800 them was really tall and the other was really short, 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.880 and like everything about it was just like this is 0:03:46.880 --> 0:04:01.520 perfect karaoke. This is perfect. Thank you. Oh it's Mark Gagliardi. Everybody, Yes, Mark, 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:09.440 When is the last time you swam in the ocean? Oh? Um? 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.800 I think the last time, I said it probably would 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.920 have been last summer. I have not gone out yet 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.080 this year. Um. I go to the beach a lot, 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:21.719 but I tend to just stay on the strand path, 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:24.560 usually on my roller blades, and I don't want to 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:29.039 get my rollerblades in the water. I roll old scott 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:32.240 old school style. Um. But I do love getting in 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.120 the ocean. H I go to get in the ocean 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:37.640 a lot down where my dad lives in Florida. But 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.640 the last time I was there there was a full 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.279 algae bloom going on, and I was like, that's okay. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.839 I came for a trip. I'm gonna go get in 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.360 the ocean. And then I would get out and I 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.080 would look like swamp thing because I'm just covered in 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.560 this like green du and I'm like, no, no, no, 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.080 I'm having a good time here in the water. Let's 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.840 go to the restaurant on the beach. And then I 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.240 don't let me in because I look like I look 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:08.480 like the toxic avenger showing up for shrimp tide. Yeah, exactly, 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.480 I've moved from the Prince of Tides to the King 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:15.159 of tides covered in the algae bloom. But I'm excited 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.360 to go back out. I'm not the surfer that you 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:19.839 are well but see, but the thing about me is 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.520 that you don't get in the water when you serve. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.359 He just stays on top of the board. I said this. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.560 I said this once, and I think I probably even 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.600 said it here. But I've said honestly to Jessica one time, 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.880 and she tells everybody now that I said this. I 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.039 said to her, the ocean doesn't call to me like 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:39.200 I'm not like, I don't feel one with nature when 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.280 I serve. A lot of people are like it's therapeutic. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.960 They feel like very like connected, and I don't. It's 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:51.240 like it's cold, it's salty, it's gross, dirty um. But 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.479 I sai, you know, very often, but the ocean doesn't 0:05:54.480 --> 0:06:01.599 call it smelling candles. Ocean smelling candles for are a lie? Yeah, 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:10.240 doesn't smell like those candles all smell like time those candles. Well, James, No, 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:14.279 James walks by the ocean very every every day. And 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.640 I don't want to hijack this intro. But I also 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:18.840 bought a wet suit and a surfboard and I'm going 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:23.720 to start surfing on Monday. I know the time in 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:27.680 the place. Are you coming on? I'm gonna first surf 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.800 by myself before I come with the crew. I like 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.719 to think that I like to think that you didn't 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.840 buy like a surfing wet suit. You just bought a 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:38.040 wet suit, so a surfboard, and we'll be in both 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:43.120 of those on the water. It's gonna tie, James. Geez, 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:44.640 that's a whole art. We gotta move on because I 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:49.040 want to have a lot of questions and thoughts and concerns. Frankly, um, 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:52.200 all right, last, but certainly not least. We all love him. 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:58.600 Craig Kakowski. Everybody, Hi, Craig Kakowski, Hi Craig. Have you 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:07.440 ever hit a home run? Metaphorically? No? No, literally, I'd 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.800 like to think that metaphorically I have a few times, 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:15.200 but no, no, When when would I have hit out? Run? 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:22.640 You know? Literally? Did not play a little league? Um? 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.840 I at one point I think I got persuaded to 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:32.240 join a Chicago sixteen inch softball team. But I think, 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:36.920 having not grown up playing baseball, like the the intricacies 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.880 of base running and of defense are a lot more 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:43.880 involved than you would think. You know. You think like 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.360 you hit and then you run. You just run, you 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.880 try to score, you know, but if there's other guys 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.280 on the basis. Then there was a little like a 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:54.760 strategy thing, and like it was quickly apparent like how 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:58.320 a little prepared I was. That's why you get home 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:04.920 runs any of that. That's true, right, So just hit 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.720 it the funk out of the park. Then you don't 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:09.120 have to worry about that, and you don't have to 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:13.040 worry about it. Yeah, but no, no, And now I 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:16.240 didn't realize until just now that that's my biggest regretting life, 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:22.760 not getting a t ball homer. All right, that's with 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.480 a bunch of a show. And as you know, all 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:28.080 of today's suggestions come to us from listener emails. And 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.520 if you want to have priority when it comes to 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:36.320 us considering your suggestions, please join us at Patreon. Become 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:40.760 a Patreon Patreon v I P and Alcamaniac. I always 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:42.520 messed this part up because I don't read it. I 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.400 should just be reading the thing. I'm just trying to 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.200 go off, you know, And that's that's tough. But you 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:50.360 know where to find this Patreon dot com, slash alchemy, 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.920 this or We're always happy to take your suggestions the 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:57.800 old timey way via email. You can email us at Alchemy. 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:04.880 This email at gmail dot com that com okay seen 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:09.040 one comes to us from Philip. Philip says, Hey, Alchemists, 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:12.840 this is my all time favorite podcast. It is simply 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:18.599 joy in audio form. I have a scene suggestion Arctic scavengers. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.400 I wish the absolute best and everything you do your 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:28.400 fan for life, Philip. It's just that I feel like 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.760 we would see something on the horizon that would fit 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.640 the list of scavenger hunting, and there's obviously not a 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:39.280 Volkswagen Boss. I feel like we've been I think we've 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.240 been like pranked. I don't think we can do a 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:45.160 scavenger hunt out here, and it's cold as hell. I 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:50.040 think you have no faith. Ah, look out, look out 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:53.200 through the windshield, look at the icy expanse in front 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:57.520 of us. Everything on that list is out there somewhere. 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.840 It just it's hard to even open my eyes. The 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.680 sun is so bright on the snow. It's not see 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:08.400 you forgot your sunglasses. I didn't think I needed. I 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:10.840 thought it was dark all the time. Up here. It's white. 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.720 Everything is white. Everything is white. It bounces, it reflects white. 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.440 I'm just it's gonna be honest. I haven't been able 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:21.520 to sleep. Since we come up here, the sun is 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.840 always up. I think I want to get out of 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.160 this this contest. There is no way out of the contest. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:32.520 Come on, come on, it was in this contest and 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.000 we are not getting out of this contest. When this 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:38.199 contest bared us up, I was worried. I was worried 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.080 that you didn't have the stomach for it. I was 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:42.280 worried that you didn't have what it took to stick 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.679 a knife into a penguin and drink its blood if 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:48.439 you needed to when you were Yeah, I didn't think 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.600 you could do it. And you know what you did, 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.120 didn't you? Just last night? You did it. So the 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.319 things that you don't think you can do, you can do. 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:01.439 Oh hey, what's up is? I'm just a road tripping 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:05.080 across the Arctic here with my uh, with my bro. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.640 Do you guys know which way is north? We got 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.920 a little turned around in our old little VW here. Yeah, 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:17.280 we're trying to go all the way to the tippy top. Yeah. Well, 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.640 the problem is is this close to the pole, a 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.280 compass doesn't work to well. So we've also we've also 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:30.640 been lost. Uh anyway, so we're just gonna drive. Wait, 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.320 a second. But wait one second, let me have just 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:36.400 a quick private conversation with my with my friend. Okay, 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:40.480 is that going to help you find the north direction? Whatever? 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.320 What is it? Forget it? First of all, we are 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:49.920 shot friends. What we are not friends? We are teammates. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:55.400 We were paired together. That does not make us friends. Okay, Well, 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:58.040 I was gonna say, maybe we could have them join 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:02.520 our team. Join our team? Are you nuts? Don't you 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.880 think that these two are probably also on the scene. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.440 Scavenger hunt is us and this whole thing is just 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.320 a ruse. Come on, which way is north? You're in 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:14.720 the Arctic, that's right? Oh my god, Wow, welcome back 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:19.000 to Arctic scavengers. And so far our four contestants are 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.960 really off to a bumpy start, wouldn't you say? There, 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:29.120 paul I, the polar bears are scattered throughout the grid. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.640 They have not run into any of them, luckily yet. Uh. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.120 You will be able to identify the bear by its 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.000 distinctive black nose that will appear like a dot on 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:42.120 the horizon. It will grow closer and closer, and before 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.800 you know what, the bear is upon you. I do 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.600 not wish that upon the contestants, but it is always 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.040 a danger. Now, Paul, let me ask you a question 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.760 that someone who spend a lot of time out there 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:54.560 in the arctic. Uh, what do you think about Red 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:58.080 team's move pulling up on Blue team to ask for directions? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.840 Will that be helpful out there in the tundra? I 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:05.319 think that was a baller move. Absolutely. Uh and uh, 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:11.920 I think the I think they've got the other team guessing. Um. Oh, ship, 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:16.920 you know what I realized, I fucking I messed up, Bobby. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:21.079 I looked at look. I thought that our supplies list 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:25.720 was our scavenger list. So it says v W bus. 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:27.679 That's what we're driving in. I thought we had to 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.960 find another v W bus. That's why I drove up 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.680 to those fuckers. And so that's why partner I thought 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.400 I found you. I was looking at the wrong list 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.840 all the time. She was looking at the supplies list 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.000 thinking it was our scavenging list, dude, And honestly, I'm 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.920 not looking at any list at all, because your eyes 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:47.920 are like an ocean that I want to stop. That's true, 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:52.160 that's true. No, I said, there's one rule for this scavenger, hud, 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.520 don't fall in love with me. Do you come into 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.000 the Arctic and the only thing you can see is 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.760 a white snow and ice, and then you look up 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:04.920 and there are these gorgeous dark black eyes, almost like 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.800 just one huge pupil. Well, yeah, I told you they 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.280 severed by iris when I got eye surgery when I 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.480 was six because of my double vision. And just like 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:15.559 you sharing all of this stuff like from your past, 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.320 like I just feel close to you. Listen, if you 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.480 want to look for all this stuff like I'm down, 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.320 I would go to the literal and if this earth 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.360 was flat, I'd go to the end to jump off 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:30.880 if it was possible. Romance with the Red Team, Now, Paul, well, 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.920 in your experience, did you ever find love out there 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:38.560 in the tundra? I tried many times, so always swung 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:43.560 and missed. I never hit the proverbial home run. Yes, yes, 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:47.040 Now I wonder if their love can help them, or 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.240 you know, a new love can help them stay alive 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:52.680 out there. It could. I think both teams are gonna 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.720 have a hard time coming up with some of these items. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:58.160 That Debbie Gibson kis single. I don't think that that's 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:02.160 gonna be easy to find. Uh. The Fox scat, I 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.160 think is going to be find a bowl. I think 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:07.360 that's going to be out there, a pin up calendar 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:10.760 with a picture of a Golden Retriever puppy. Again like 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:14.320 the the odds or slim, But you know, we've crazier 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.600 things have happened up here in Arctic scavengers, you know, Paul. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.200 One thing that is on the list that I know 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:25.320 you found a couple of times are human remains. Yeah, yeah, 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.120 you found that a couple of times. Yeah, And it 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:31.200 kind of throws you off because you're you're obliged to 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:35.720 stay there in honor the dead. Again, the polar bears 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:38.960 are are just vicious when when they get to you. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:44.320 So now we go back to the Blue team. All right, Look, 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:49.400 we've got almost everything on this list. We just have 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:55.440 one more item to find. Huh. A Debbie Gibson kiss single. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.560 I think it's a type of I think it's a 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:04.480 type of what could it possibly have meant if they 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:09.360 wrote Debbie Gibson ca single, What could that have auto 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:14.320 corrected from? I think it was just a cassette that 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:17.280 is her singles. On one side it would be probably 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.960 I don't know, I get lost in your eyes, and 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:23.960 the other side would probably be whatever other really popular 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:28.200 Debbie Gibson song there is. I'm beginning to think my 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:32.320 partner doesn't know Debbie Gibson. I don't, maybe I don't. 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:37.480 Didn't she have like electric buggaloo or what was it ecogaloo. 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.640 I will throw you out in the snow. Please don't. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.040 It's cold out there. I can't go back out in 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:47.520 the snow. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:51.880 harsh with you. It's just when you're staring so long 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:56.880 out into the vast expanse and then suddenly or once 0:16:56.880 --> 0:17:01.120 again staring into a pair of eyes, beauty full, beautiful 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:05.160 blue eyes where the the pupil feels just the right 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:11.320 amount of the eye. Wait, are you talking about my eyes? Yeah, yes, stinker, 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:15.960 I assure him. Oh my god, yea, thank you. I'm 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:20.240 sorry I've been so gruff. Look, we just need to 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:27.200 find this single and get out of this goddamn tundra. Okay, um, 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.960 this is uh crazy, crazy request. I know you're like 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:33.359 the only vintage store up here in the Arctic, but 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:36.600 my partner and I are looking for kind of like 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.960 a poster of like a sexy dog, like a pin up, 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:45.840 a sexy looking dog like in like a you know, 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:48.840 like a Rosie the Riveter outfit, but not looking strong 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:51.120 and not a woman. It has to be a dog, 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:55.240 specifically a Golden Retriever. Are you looking for sexy dog stuff? 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:59.920 Come right this way. Sorry, I don't feel comfortable coming 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.520 following you, and I don't feel comfortable following you anywhere. 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:06.080 I'll bring it. I'll bring it out to you that okay, 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:12.040 here we go. No, this is um my own personal 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.240 polaroid collection of dogs I have found attractive. No, I 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:21.760 don't do you know what a poster is. It's like, yes, 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:25.760 so usually at least um, at a minimum, I would 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:28.520 say it's like an eight by ten at a minimum. Okay, 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:33.840 so at least yeah, okay, keep talking. And what else? 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.480 What needs to be on the picture? Well, like we said, 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:40.760 we're looking for a sexy dog, sexy dog in particularly, 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.760 I got good news and bad news for you. I 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.119 have a pin up of a Golden Retriever, but unfortunately 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.000 it's not terribly attractive. Oh my god, No, no, no, no, 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.800 that's a picture of a Golden Retriever pinned up. Yeah. 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:58.120 That is just dude, This is that you know nine 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:01.439 one waters scr all right, don't don't put me the 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:03.440 name on one. Okay, okay, Look, I can help you out. 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:05.600 I can help you out. How this is the last 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:08.680 thing we need? Well, the shop right next door to mine. 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:12.199 It looks close, it looks closed, but it's open. It 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:15.760 looks like an igglue. Nobody's home, someone's home. It's it's 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:21.639 at a poster shop, specifically posters. Well, it's hot. What 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:23.680 do you think should we do it? I mean, this 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:27.320 guy freaks me out, and I know statistically this all 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:30.960 signs point to we're gonna get got. Yeah. If I 0:19:30.960 --> 0:19:32.560 got to get god, I want to get caught with 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:37.879 you stop it? Well, yeah, sure, we definitely have the 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:43.359 We've got a sexy golden retriever. Oh it's awesome. Sorry 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:46.520 that I'm just taken him back. This this place is 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.240 so big on the inside. On the outside it looks 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:52.440 just like small but wow, it looks like a doghouse 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:56.080 on the outside. On the inside looks like you're you're 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:59.879 on vintage row. You know it's this. This is the 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:04.679 area that everyone comes for for resales shops. And I've 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:11.760 I've been trying to unload this Tiffany kissingle. Oh which one? Well, 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:20.440 it's uh, I saw him standing there. Yeah, backed with 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:27.680 um the the other big Tiffany hit. It's a little faded. Oh, 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.639 it's a little faded. Yeah. We don't really have a 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:35.560 lot of cash, kind of just for the poster we need. 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:39.680 But if you want to unload that, we'll take it. Well, 0:20:39.720 --> 0:20:45.160 I do do trades. Okay, we got some extra fox shit. Um, 0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:49.520 he found a lot of fox shit. And that was 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:55.720 after I took a ship and cut my shot. Gas 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:58.640 stations usually have audio books on tape. I mean, who 0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:02.000 listens to audio. Look, I'm sure Debby Gibson's popular down here. 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:06.000 Look you are. I have faith in you. I think 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:09.240 you can do it. Yeah. Yeah, so go in there, hunt. 0:21:09.240 --> 0:21:11.639 You see what they have, and if they don't have it, 0:21:11.720 --> 0:21:16.840 then you know you and I are gonna be okay. Okay, Hey, 0:21:17.000 --> 0:21:21.600 before you go in there, I'll miss you. Oh sorry, 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:29.840 I thought I'm sorry that I can do this. Hey, 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:33.760 before you go in there. Yeah. I also just wanted 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:37.199 to say, um, I'm really glad. I'm really glad the 0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:41.359 game paired us up like this. Me too. You know what, 0:21:41.720 --> 0:21:44.080 I don't think I could have split that panquin open. 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:47.120 I could have never worn his little sleeves like a jacket. 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:50.879 Unless I had you, and I would, I would have 0:21:50.960 --> 0:21:55.280 never known the meaning of being with another person after 0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.600 so many years up here in the wilderness. Now you 0:21:58.680 --> 0:22:01.000 go on in there and you see if he's got 0:22:01.040 --> 0:22:03.640 a Debbie Gibson ki single. Hey, hey, I'm gonna stop 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:06.600 you right there, you two you might recognize me. I'm sad, 0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:10.760 this is Paul. You're the host of this Discharging Scavengers. 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:14.600 Please let me how to hear you know, we want 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:16.560 to let you know that the Red Team is right 0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:21.800 over there in that igloo. That's right, and uh well, 0:22:23.040 --> 0:22:32.639 the true search of this show was for connection. Wait 0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:38.200 a minute, the items were just you know, not that's important. 0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:45.679 But the million dollars we still will get. It's just right, Paul, 0:22:46.840 --> 0:22:54.879 Paul goddamn bear slashed me open. Oh my god. And 0:22:55.080 --> 0:23:03.920 that scene one see two comes to us from Alchemy 0:23:04.000 --> 0:23:08.960 v I p Robert Williams. Robert says, and I love 0:23:08.960 --> 0:23:12.160 when we get these. Hey, y'all, maybe this scene suggestion 0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:15.520 is good enough for the queue since the other two weren't. 0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.560 Not that I'm that bothered by it, but you know, 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:25.359 I do pay for the privilege. I think that's look 0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:30.879 you we we consider these, all these suggestions. You know 0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:32.600 what I mean, you move up in the queue. You 0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:36.520 don't just get to say whatever you want. But I 0:23:36.640 --> 0:23:38.919 know already if this is the one you picked, that 0:23:39.040 --> 0:23:44.680 it's fucking ye three. This is the one. Robert Williams 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:50.880 his suggestion on strike at the paper clip factory. He says, 0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:59.159 he says, love you all. Well, I'm not gonna do 0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:04.439 this anymore for bullshit wages. I don't need to. I 0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:07.040 don't need the money that bad. I agree, let's let's 0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:11.560 let's quit. I don't. I don't know if quitting is 0:24:11.600 --> 0:24:12.959 really what I want to do. I kind of want 0:24:13.000 --> 0:24:16.040 to have a temporary hold on my position here. But 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:17.879 if we can get a whole bunch of other people 0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:23.600 to temporarily not work, we could maybe bargain for you know, 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:27.840 running water at the fountains instead of whatever that is 0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:29.480 supposed to be that comes out of the phone and 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:35.240 it looks like sludge. These conditions are terrible. I'd work 0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:38.160 for better money, better all right, you got time to quip, 0:24:38.200 --> 0:24:43.240 you got time to clip? Okay, Um, I don't know, 0:24:43.280 --> 0:24:45.359 I'm gonna I'm sorry, I'm gonna make a big announcement 0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:48.680 for me. It's fine, it's fine. I think they got 0:24:48.720 --> 0:24:53.160 my back. Me, Benjamin, not gonna work anymore until conditions 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:59.080 at this factory are better. Who's with me? Who's with it? 0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:01.119 It sounds like no, but he is with you, Benjamin. 0:25:02.440 --> 0:25:06.560 So you know what, you don't get a sludge break today? 0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:12.080 Sludge break for you? I need something. I can't just 0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:14.360 keep working. I sweat when it's it's so hot in here. 0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:16.119 Everybody else did? This is your time to get some 0:25:16.160 --> 0:25:22.440 piping hot sludge? Where were you? Why didn't you get up? Well, 0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:25.560 that was an awful plan. That wasn't you had no 0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.480 You had no plan. And you know, Big paper Clip 0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:30.520 is not gonna look kindly on someone just saying they 0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:33.159 want to break with no plan. Paper Clips are all 0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:36.600 about having a good plan. If you would have stood up, 0:25:36.600 --> 0:25:39.400